Friday, June 03, 2011

Here is your early morning giggle this Friday morning.



Of course I have to imagine that if you are Mitt Romney you are not finding this at ALL funny.

Of course Romney has been doing oppositional research on Palin for years, and she knows it.  Why do you think all of the Palin's Teabagger friends are going after him so hard?

31 comments:

  1. yeah, Handcuff Joe is really the guy I think of when it comes to someone who represents "conservative" values and a great American

    He's an admitted liar and violater of rules, employed a bunch of secessionist thugs to handcuff people illegally at his political events, and even threw $Pay-lin under the bus when it suited him

    Joe and his TeaParty dotards want guns for everyone with no license checks, but want to shoot all the gays, or at least ship them overseas. They are'nt christian enough for a lying sack of sh*t like Miller

    He's all for "small government" unless it's having SWAT invade your bedroom, legislating your genitalia and what you use if for, and making more health care execs into billionaires.

    The sheer hypocrisy and hubris of christian terrorists like Miller and $Paylin are nothing short of astounding.

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  2. Anonymous2:54 AM

    Just reread "The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere". It gave me the chills.

    I really think Palin's bus tour thingy is working. After all her appearances, people are posting the correct version of historical events, not her goofy, mangled ones.

    It's like a little review of what we learned in fourth grade.

    Thank you Sarah for flaunting your incredible ignorance.

    inside the beltway

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  3. Anonymous3:19 AM

    This is one of Palin's supporters from her FB page:
    One of the things I like most about Sarah Palin is that I understand what she is saying about our country and politics. She doesn't use words or talk and babble. She just says it. I thank her for that. Being informed voters and citizens is vital in the process.

    lol

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  4. Anonymous3:19 AM

    I know romneys a class act but I really hope he takes the gloves off on obama. Chicago politicians fight dirty behind the scenes. There is great oppo research to be found on him. The media just has to want to search, not hinder efforts. I think Romney knows nothing will take down sarah. I don't think he exerts too much effort. He knows she can't win. But every good politician abuses the system to dig up dirt. At least that's one thing that doesn't change.

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  5. Anonymous3:47 AM

    There's a clip out there where Sarah clearly refers to Romney as "former governor" Romney. Hello? Sarah? That's you, too. People have got to stop calling her "governor." She lost that right when she quit.

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  6. The WAPO's new Fact Checker column by Kessler gave Sarah a 4 Pinocchio rating (defined as whoppers)for her interview with Greta van Susteren.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/sarah-palin-collects-a-bushel-of-pinocchios-on-her-bus-tour/2011/06/02/AGkNAbHH_blog.html?hpid=z2

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  7. Barns/yarns4:27 AM

    Here is the theme song for Sarah Palin


    "Don't Know Much About
    H I S T O R Y"

    "Don't Know Much About (any subject you can think of)

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  8. Anonymous4:32 AM

    Palin must have multiple bodies under her bus at any point in time. Is that list of Palin's enemies still being compiled? Is so, I wonder if it's similar to the one that Sarah actually keeps in her blackberries. Any word on RAM? Maybe she can cork herself back into SP's good graces by driving the bus back to AK? While typing that, I realized it will probably go to AZ, not AK.

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  9. Anonymous4:49 AM

    Same ol' Sarah. Creating an image that isn't real.

    6/1: "RCP has learned that she is purposefully bypassing meetings with local party leadership as she works to cultivate her image as an "anti-politician,"....
    "Well, like tonight, if a local city council member would have been at the pizza parlor, we would have sat with them and chatted with them ....Palin told RCP and CNN ..."We were in Walmart last night in Gettysburg, and I met one of the local city council members who happened to be there in line, so it's not that we avoid them."

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2011/06/01/palin_to_visit_sc_as_part_of_early-state_trifecta_110052.html

    6/2: The Granite Status has learned that Palin's staff has reached out to a number of New Hampshire Republicans for a clambake on New Hampshire's Seacoast.
    http://www.unionleader.com/article/20110601/NEWS0602/705269991

    6/3: Sarah does breakfast with Sen. Ayotte in N.H.

    Do you think that the senator just happened to walk into the diner that Sarah was having breakfast?

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  10. Great bus cartoon. Here's a great new word from one of WGE's demented 'bots on Huffpo:

    "The slightest malapriapism to come from her lips is quickly blown out of proportion by the media." Salacious and hilarious all at the same time.

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  11. Anonymous5:30 AM

    Most likely a coincidence but after last night's revelation, I was wondering what condition Sarah would be in this a.m. and how it would affect her ability to tour.

    "Palin and her family then headed to Logan Airport in Boston to fly home, ending the the first leg of the tour."

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  12. Anonymous5:51 AM

    Sara should be very careful. Mitt's a Mormon, they invented family tree research so I'm guessing they know exactly who Trig belongs to. If he's been doing oppositional research I'm guessing he's got tons of stuff on her. Instead of playing nice she "coincidentally" shows up in NH. Steals Rolling Thunder's Thunder, now she's hogging all the clams and local pols. Mitt's going to fire back, if he has any stones that is. Are the all afraid of Roger? This is starting to smell bad, really, really bad.

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  13. Anonymous5:56 AM

    @3:19 - You are crazy as a loon. Steve Schmidt works for Romney; he has more oppo research on Palin than ANYONE, due to his experiences with her on the McCain campaign (where they had to scrub computers to run her and get the Univ. of Idaho to issue a statement saying she graduated from there because no one remembers her). He's been ready to take her down for years and they will, honey bunch, they will. And then they'll look back at Sarah, as professionals, as say: "That's how it's done, darlin'."

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  14. Anonymous5:57 AM

    Game on, Schmidt! Go get her. You know everything about her, and it is about time to pull the plug.

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  15. Anonymous6:01 AM

    This "family vacation" reminds me of when Britney Spears was driving from one convenience store to another, all day long, to pee & buy cheetos, with the paparazzi following her every step, every day.

    I wonder if Sarah is in a manic stage? She hid out for a few months, now she can't get enough action & attention. The Tuscon shooting seems like it took place during a depressive stage, because she'd been gone from the public eye for a month or two.

    I heard her on TV yesterday, or the day before, and I could not believe how shrill her voice was. Her voice literally hurt my ears. It sounded worse than it ever has. It was like the music from the Psycho shower scene, except it is her voice.

    She is also acting nicey nice & like butter wouldn't melt, but she isn't fooling anyone.

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  16. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Mitt hired Steve-O early in his campaign preparations. Romney is deliberate, methodical, and intelligent. He has the goods on Palin. It isn't what will be revealed, but when it will be revealed and how it be revealed.

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  17. So, I called it. The tour is over. Mission Accomplished. Upstage Rolling Thunder. Check. Meandering Cock Tease Tour all through the northeast. Check. Upstage Mitt Romney's campaign announcement. Check. Gather thousands, if not millions in donations. Check. Convince people like us that she is truly demented. Priceless.

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  18. Anonymous6:17 AM

    For me the evangelical comtempt for Mormons is fun to watch. It shows them for who they are -- bigoted, self-righteous, small minded, and hateful -- basically the polar opposite of "Christlike".

    Mormons in general are fairly open minded, and would have no problem embracing an evangelical candidate. Not so for evangelicals -- they hate Mormons on principal. Contempt for "the other" is one principal these people are consistent about.

    This is why the religious right will never become too politically powerful -- religion by it's nature is divisive, and divided they shall fail.

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  19. Anonymous6:28 AM

    I'm not sure if this is true, but a comment regarding her bus tour was that she was in New York one day, and drove all through the night, during some really difficult weather conditions to be in New Hampshire on the day Romney declared.

    She just didn't "happen" to be in that place, on that day.. she wanted to pull media attention away from his big moment.

    Since Mittens hired Steve Schmidt to manage his campaign, I sure Granny considers them both "enemies" and is trying to kneecap their campaign right out of the starting gate.

    Part of me still blames Wasilla (I'm looking at you Nick Carney!) and Alaska for letting this delusional creature crawl to any political power, but damn.. she is willing to play really dirty if she even THINKS someone might cross her.

    In public, Romney has been very careful to say moderately nice things about Granny, but she is going after him with claws out all the same.

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  20. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Reading Frank Bailey's book convinces me that those Palin's supporters on FB and C4P are mostly Palindrome herself. Same styles of word salads, same typos.

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  21. Anonymous6:40 AM

    Wow! The bus tour lasted 3 more days after her older daughters and husband left? And now the big tour is over? So she took a week and spent 45 minutes, on average, at a few tourist destinations in the Northeast and is calling it a tour? SHE IS PATHETIC. This is how she'd run a political campaign. PR moments, being rude to tour guides, disrespecting vets and the dead at cemeteries and battlefields, getting American history WRONG, & trying to pretend her family is with her WHEN THEY ARE NOT.

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  22. Grrrrr

    Kelly Ayotte is another one Palin's Grizzled Bare Mama Tea Baggers suck-buddies. For more on her, check out this blog:

    kellyayottesenate.blogspot.com/

    Warning: It ain't pretty and it ain't PC.

    -----------------------------------

    Another of Palin's Tea Bagger not-yet-convicted-felon Gal Pals is SC Gov Nikki Haley, who the folks in SC didn't vet properly in advance, also, too. Sound familiar? She's even got her own TP Baggers nipping at her heels. Recent news:

    http://www.thesunnews.com/2011/05/24/2177095/tea-party-activists-lobbing-criticism.html

    From the talk I hear from the people in Columbia, SC who know her well, it appears that Nikki has as many skeletons in her closet as Palin. Besides the reports of her affair, which is nothing compared to her personal and financial graft.

    Before someone realizes that these 3 are all women and tries to use the pathetic "victim" defense by screeching of "He's just a misogynist!!!", do about ten minutes of research and reading on these criminals. Seriously.

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  23. Anonymous6:53 AM

    @6:34 AM Anonymous..Yes! Frank Bailey's book is an excellent primer into SP's brain. It "explains" why we haven't heard from RAM. When Bailey lost SP's "favor"- she still did not let him "go" easily because he knew too much.

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  24. Anonymous6:57 AM

    You know, if Mitt Romney takes SP down, he could actually get a huge following from the Libertarians and Independents, and forget the Tea Party types.

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  25. Many of the "palinbot" comments are Sarah speak...just little bits here and there. Enough to tell.

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  26. Celia,

    Thanks for the heads-up on the WaPo article. It looks like Fox has realized that they need to eventually get off the SarahTrain soon so they can back a real GOP candidate.

    Apparently, that memo remains in Greta's In-box, still unread.

    Greta's been such a disappointment bc she does have the interviewing skills and legal aptitude to be a solid, middle-of-the-road politically, objective commentator/analyst. But with her continuing to carry the water for Palin she's reduced herself to something like an ET celebrity-reporter-type shill.

    Greta's husband must be getting a really health skim for himself from SarahPAC. Sarah is the meal-ticket for both of them.

    In the few remaining venues where professionalism and ethics still exist in business and journalism, Greta and hubbie are poster-children for Conflicts of Interest. Or at Fox, they call it "Fair and Balanced".

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  27. angela8:18 AM

    Anon 3:19
    You must stop drunk posting.
    Barack Obama has been through a campaign, remember? Its Mitt who hasn't ever gotten that far--get it? The onous is on everyone to uncover his crap, just like they do every parties nominee. And believe me, men who have made as much money as Romney have a lot to hide.

    Sarah, is full of past and present crap. Do you not understand how this works? Romney is not running against President Obama. He is running against REPUBLICANS to be able to run against the president.

    Public education is truly hurting.

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  28. If the Republican Party really was the part of business and markets and blah blah blah, they would have nominated Romney in 2008.

    He wouldn't have to be such a phony if he did not have to deal with nutcases pestering him about his religion.

    Evangelicals complain about persecution while making other people's lives difficult. How do they function?

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  29. Anonymous10:04 AM

    There is a petition going around asking for signatures, to tell every MSM outlet to STOP reporting on this woman. She is not a candidate, holds no elected office, so why is she getting all this reporting on her every move? I just read that she will be going for a tour of the west coast next. I say let her, but nobody wants to read about her, her dysfunctional family, her obnoxious kid (Pissy Piper) so why waste reporters time and lives, chasing her?

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  30. I heard a year or so ago, that the Romney camp has the goods on the citizen from Alaska/Arizona. And they KNOW, and have the facts on the parentage of the child Trig. They will use it if it looks like the grifter is gaining Presidential traction.

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  31. Anonymous8:21 PM

    Mittens may seem as bland as a tomato without salt, but still waters run deep. Don't think for one minute he'll let this Palin fiasco go unanswered.
    Sarah's had it with the Republican Party, she's on a mission to divide and conquer to get her candidate(s) elected.
    Mitt's got Schmidt, and Schmidt knows a lot about Hisory, knows a lot about Trigomommety.... Sarah may have stepped on the wrong toes, Schmidt's been silent too long.

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