Saturday, July 16, 2011

The smell of Palin-bot desperation.

Courtesy of Indiana's Channel 4:

While Steve Bannon's documentary, "Undefeated", opened in Indianapolis Friday to a very small audience, its viewers were still enthusiastic.

"We just love Sarah Palin. We think she's a great politician and so we want to see it," said Nancy Pemberton of Indianapolis.

Pemberton was one of a dozen people filing into the AMC Showcase theater on South Meridian Friday afternoon

"We thought she was a great vice presidential candidate and it was just terrible how they had to pull personal issues in that really had nothing to do with being a vice president," said Ron Pemberton of Indianapolis.

Speaking of presidential campaigns, we asked Bannon if his documentary and its timely release was a way to persuade the Republican to throw her hat in the ring.

"I think that will have some element of how much she will get back into elective politics," he said.

Well the possibility that the success of this pathetic piece of propaganda will somehow convince Palin to jump into the 2012 Presidential race, has Palin-bots clinging to it like rats clinging to the last floating sea water saturated life preserver from the Titanic.

In an effort to make all of their "President Palin" wet dreams come true, her supporters have labeled themselves "Mobilizers" and have sent out the following e-mail message to direct their fellow Palin Kool-aid drinkers to pimp this film like crazy before the theater owners yank it out to free up another screen to show the amazingly popular "Harry Potter" movie.

Thank you for your commitment to the public launch of "The Undefeated" in your city. The importance of your role as a "Mobilizer" is immeasurable. This movie embodies today's most important political and social challenges - the renewal of America - and everyone needs to see it!

Step 1: Recruit More MOBILIZERS!

Recruit other Mobilizers to SIGN UP HERE. Send them this Guide and ask them to follow it. A forward button is at the bottom of this email. Add them to your list of Mobilizers with their phone, cell, and email.

They (and you) can earn great rewards like T-shirts and your name on the DVD release of the movie (see Awards Chart below).

Step 2: Build Your LISTS

Personal Target List: A list of every person you would like to invite.
 Mobilizer Target List: A list of key influencers with enthusiasm 

  • Sarah Palin Supporters
  • Tea Party Activists
  • Republican and Libertarian Leaders
  • Women's Groups
  • Military and Veterans
  • Pro-Life Groups
  • Faith Communities
  • College Groups
  • Local radio, TV, newspapers, websites, bloggers and social media pages
  • Republican and Libertarian Leaders
  • College Groups
  • Local radio, TV, newspapers, websites, bloggers, and social media pages
  • Active Military and Veterans
Step 3: Email All Your Targets, Immediately

Email both of your Target Lists, personalizing the sample Email Invitation provided. We recommend you personalize the beginning to ensure your targets know it is from you!

Step 4: Call Your Targets ASAP 

Start dialing all of your Targets right away using the "Talking Points" provided. Call the potential Mobilizers FIRST. Your initial goal is to GET TICKETS SOLD for our July 15-17 opening weekend. The more you sell, the bigger the impact on our nation and the greater rewards you'll receive (see the Rewards Chart included).

Step 5: Buy 5 Tickets Yourself

We encourage every Mobilizer, if possible, to purchase a minimum of 5 tickets. Distribute them to your friends, family members co-workers or anyone you believe might like to attend.

REWARDS FOR TICKET SALES

The more tickets you get sold, the more rewards you'll receive.

Below is a chart listing the rewards. Please keep track of the tickets you're buying or getting others to buy, and send us the following details to receive your reward.

  • Amount of tickets YOU bought
  • Names of other people you got to buy tickets, how many and where
  • Total number of tickets YOU and OTHERS bought through your efforts
  • Your name, address, city, st, zip, phone and email
And just look at all of the great prizes you receive, and truly flattering names you get to be called, if you manage to convince your family and soon to be ex-friends to sit through this cinematic train wreck with you.


Wow! If the opportunity to be referred to as a "Killer Whale" does not inspire an elderly woman to buy out an entire showing of this film, than I just don't know what would!

Jesus what is wrong with these people?

I have a couple of follow up questions.

Has any other political prick tease EVER asked their supporters to humiliate themselves in this fashion before?

Or asked them to almost literally spend every dime of their meager income in order to line their idol's pockets in such a blatant, and selfish manner?

In other words is Sarah Palin, as I am coming to believe she must be, the most disgusting political grifter in the history of America?

(H/T to Democratic Underground.)

132 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Very strange that they refer to folks who they want to corral into watching this piece of crap as 'Targets'. What's up with that?

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  2. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Straight to DVD with YOUR NAME on it!

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  3. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Too bad all that cash that they will raise (wishful thinking, I know) won't go to a worthy organization like one that supports families of DS kids or something...

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  4. Anonymous6:54 AM

    LOL, she's turned campaigning into an MLM! Oh well, you know how those usually work out. Not.

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  5. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Wow!! You buy the entire theater & you get a t-shirt!! Where do I sign up?!

    R in NC

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  6. Anonymous6:54 AM

    So much to say on this. It is truly a cult operation. How can these people take the time away from their families and jobs volunteering for this effort and spending more money; are these people rich? They are constantly being asked to give, buy, donate, just to be called a wolf or a killer whale? THis sounds like a boy/girl scout camp where kids get little names and awards sown on their vests the more they volunteer.

    Can't her PAC pay a company to advertise and market her movie? This is truly sad. She is a wealthy woman now, and these delusional followers who have never met her are acting like nothing else is more important in their lives. She is an idol, a golden calf, a god to them. How will these people decompress when they find out the truth?

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  7. Anonymous6:56 AM

    So they're bribing people to go...pathetic.

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  8. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Sounds like some Amway meetings I have attended in my distant past.

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  9. Anonymous6:57 AM

    ok...so if I buy an entire show I get the same rewards as if I bought 100 tickets. Oh...wait...I get to be a killer whale instead of a polar bear. Well, sign me up!

    Sheesh

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  10. Nancy In New York6:59 AM

    First of all, anyone with half a brain should've realized that this mockumentary was a straight to dvd venture.
    But Palin ' delusionists' have proven time and again just how appallingly ignorant they are.

    What sane person would release a 'documentary' about a lame grifting half term governor former politician full time whiny witch the same exact time as the last Harry Potter movie? That's not just dumb. That's knuckle dragging dumb.

    Now, that they realize that this 'movie' is tanking faster than the Titanic, they are mobilizing themselves out of their last dollars to try and make their moronic queen look good.

    Listen up Palinbots, while you're skipping your Friday night early bird specials at Denny's week after week to prove your undying adoration to the Quitter, Granny Palin is laughing all the way to bank with your SS checks in hand.

    This movie is a bust. NO ONE in their right minds like it, want to see it or will change their original opinion about Palin from watching it. WAKE THE HELL UP!

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  11. I think the good news is that by the time the "mobilizers" go through all those steps, the film will be mercifully gone.

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  12. Anonymous7:04 AM

    Awwww. They are doing a pyramid scheme. Like Amway. Guess that's about as rill American as you can get, right. Of course, we all know how we avoid any and all "friends" who are on the latest multi-level marketing kick, don't we?

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  13. padoreva7:05 AM

    Considering Palin' prefers to shoot wildlife from helicopters or eat it with mashed potatoes, this targeted approach to supporters elicits the phrase "lambs to the slaughter".

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  14. Anonymous7:05 AM

    The category: "Granny Grifters and Silly Scams" for 500 points.

    Answer: "A t-shirt, your name listed on the website, and an autograph DVD."

    Question: "What is the smell of Palin-bot desperation?"

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  15. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Prizes??!! Nothing like messing with the numbers. It's sad these people who run out to buy extra tickets are the same ones that will get excited at how popular the movie must be because of how many tickets the movies sold. Um, hello? YOU bought them, idiot. Rill patriots, indeed.

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  16. Anonymous7:10 AM

    I don't understand how this is legal. Aren't there limits to the amount of money you can give to PACs? How is it legal that for the PAC to be advocating people buying a whole theater full of tickets which would, probably, exceed the limit of PAC donations. Maybe there's something I don't understand about electoral law?

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  17. I'm personally holding out for a thank you letter from Sarah.

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  18. Anonymous7:22 AM

    "Political Grifter"...GOOD description of something that can't be explained by anything other than a double-wide "pied piper"... Leading them to the neighborhood BBQ joint where they all buy her burritos..

    Hey Gryph, I saw a piece on the BBC World Service this morning about Walrus Tusk smuggling.. AND that two Alaskans pleaded guilty to the charges related to smuggling... Is this what mama Monkey and mama-monkey-tag-along man are actually doing on their 'fishing' trips.... Smuggling?? Hummm....

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  19. Anonymous7:25 AM

    This is absolutely pathetic. What I found amazing is how much WORK these people are asked to do - as well as buy numerous tickets. Maybe some of them are really that glaze eyed stupid. Yuk.
    It does not seem to matter that the ordinary person is not interested in this crap - if they can pretend the movie is a hit that will be enough for them? Wow.
    Pat Padrnos

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  20. Nancy In New York7:29 AM

    Kinda smells like bengay, big macs and embalming fluid from here.

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  21. emrysa7:31 AM

    hey, does the new harry potter flick have mobilizers?

    these people are too stupid to stop and think for a minute that if the quitter was as popular as they think she is, there would be no need for mobilizers.

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  22. Anonymous7:32 AM

    O/T anyone notice that cee4pee has stopped working since her sarapac was put out?

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  23. Anonymous7:33 AM

    I love how if you spend $500 on movie tickets, you get an "Undefeated" T-Shirt. These people are incredibly stupid.

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  24. Anonymous7:34 AM

    A little OT, but that has got to be the ugliest, most poorly designed poster for a film in the history of movies.

    What moron designed that? What's with the white space around Palin? The strange jutting-out of her glasses frames at the right eye? The giant muffs on the microphones. The weird body language? The peculiar symmetry between the microphones and the fists?

    The crossed flagpoles with the knotted up flags - is this proper flag etiquette?

    The Alaskan pipeline scene - Alaskans, is this a photo of something real? Cuz the pipeline she takes credit for hasn't been built.

    The Big Dipper stars - notice how the far right star is cut in half by the border? How sloppy is that?

    Was the graphic designer high on meth?

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  25. Anonymous7:36 AM

    Sounds more like a bucket shop operation.

    "Has any other political prick tease EVER asked their supporters to humiliate themselves in this fashion before?"

    Not for free, no. Usually even people desperately in need of a job have to be paid to do something like this.

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  26. "Has any other political prick tease EVER asked their supporters to humiliate themselves in this fashion before?"

    Nobody else has supporters as stupid as Palin's. Face it, if they were intelligent they wouldn't support her.

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  27. Not related to Palin, but to the GOP strategy of pulling the wool over voters' eyes. I really wish Americans would WAKE UP to the fact that middle class America is truly under threat. Three tweeted examples since last night:

    Cartoon
    http://twitter.com/pwire/status/92229409674756098
    Jul 16 6:49 am PDT
    "Man, this is gonna make Obama look soooo bad..." http://pwire.at/olQGWE
    via bitly Retweeted by 21 people

    2:30 minute video courtesy Rachel Maddow (top 1% income tripled since 1970s, now comprise 23% of US income)
    http://twitter.com/maddow/status/92058599085441024
    Jul 15 7:30 pm PDT
    I hope @SenatorSanders has seen this - is.gd/ivJy9d
    via web
    Retweeted by 100+ people

    http://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/92249276020817921
    Krugman: "...This really does look like the Lesser Depression, a prolonged era of disastrous economic performance." nyti.ms/rjCRUS via web
    Retweeted by 17 people

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  28. Anonymous7:41 AM

    The poster looks so weird - the double microphone looks like Sarah's about to get teabagged, then the stars to the side looks similiar to cartoons when someone gets knocked out and they are confused, then you have the American flag tied in knocks below her. Per NLP, with Sarah looking to her own right (observers' left), that is looking back -if she was looking towards the other direction it would be looking forward.

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  29. Anonymous7:43 AM

    Tickets Sold: 0(Stub found in gutter)
    Level: "Bottom Feeder"
    Reward: Alone time in air conditioned theater and an autographed barf bag

    bottom feeder:
    -leech, or in other words a total lack of responsibility to provide for oneself. Relies heavily upon friends, neighbors or anyone really for sustenance. a slacker through and through.
    -a loser who profits from the fortunes of others. A low or despicable person.

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  30. Anonymous7:52 AM

    "It was just terrible how they had to pull personal issues in that really had nothing to do with being a vice president."

    EARTH to Ron Pemberton: Those issues had EVERYTHING to do with being vice president, as well as issues SINCE. Can you say "personal character?"

    The stupidity of these people is astounding.

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  31. The fact that she used her supporters money to go on 'vacation' should make every single one of her supporters stop and think for a LONG moment.

    A woman who made of 11 million dollars last year used her donations to go on vacation.
    I would be spitting mad if I found that out.
    What is wrong with them and her?
    How could they even think that a woman that spends money like that on a week's vacation should ever be trusted with the presidency?

    Every one of these people should get a copy of Blind Allegiance and read it.
    Save yourselves before you are broke and disillusioned!

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  32. Tyroanee8:06 AM

    This a joke right?
    Seriously, this letter is just one stripper-pole short of a political blow job... I need a shower after reading this, the sleaze factor has now reached a level Red Alert.

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  33. PollyinAK8:07 AM

    EXACTLY! To above comment. SP could have used her personal funds to go on her family "vacation" instead of using SarahPAC's public donations. I thought she was supposed to be the "kingmaker"; helping candidates with their campaigns. Then it dawned on me, perhaps, candidates DON'T want her money?

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  34. I'm with the poster that stated just like the Amway ripoff. I call the same. Sounds just like the Amway hierarchy bull crap!
    I mean really? Really? It just smells desperate. And all they get are some lousy tshirts, credits on some bull crap dvd and a letter of thanks. Why are they making the little people do this. Doesn't Sarahpac have tons of money to market? Typical - making the little people do all the work.
    It's not nice to BEG - I tell my daughter. The same applies here.
    BEGGING

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  35. Anonymous8:12 AM

    I've never heard anything so pathetic. Who is in charge of thinking up these names like Killer Whale--Piper?? Oh, wait a minute, I get it. She WANTS us to make fun of the names so her pathetic followers will have to make it up to her by buying out the "movie".

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  36. hedgewytch8:13 AM

    What to say about those "rewards" offered..... Gee, can I REALLY get a cheap Chinese T-shirt that is guaranteed to shrink and tear within 5 washings if I pay $50 worth of tickets? And get my name on the website too!! Sarah just might read it! And then we'd be friends and she'd call me and we could go out and talk and stuff - maybe go 4 wheelin' together with Todd and all them kids.....Help I think I need a bath or something I feel really contaminated....

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  37. Anonymous8:16 AM

    HAHAHA

    Now the pee'ers are being told to make sure the ticket they buy IS for the Unbalanced movie, some unscrupulous ticket cashiers are trying to slip in tickets to other movies to up the sales for them and diminish the totals for SP's movie! OMG, Harry Potter Mobilizers!!

    Right.

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  38. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Wonder if the snack bar at the movie theaters this is showing at only sell three flavors of Kool-aid? This whole group smells like Jonestown all over again. Pathetic and scary. If this is her base I can honestly trust she will never be taken seriously as a candidate.

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  39. hedgewytch8:23 AM

    I just noticed that it say's "autographed movie poster". O.K. but it doesn't say autographed by who!

    Did Sarah say she'd do this? Did they get it in writing? 'Cause we all know how Sarah say's she'll do one thing and then turn around and deny she ever agreed to do anything.

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  40. Anonymous8:33 AM

    The Pembertons sound like a delightful couple. A match made in heaven, so to speak. Probably met in kindergarten, and never dated anyone who might be a "thinker" since then. They will sell a LOT of tickets, I am sure (or try to) I wonder what they look like?

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  41. Anonymous8:38 AM

    So flippin funny! They don't even require these morons to send a copy of the receipt for tickets purchased? Methinks the desire to have "Killer Whale" bragging rights amongst their fellow MOBILIZERS may inspire some to pull a Palin and LIE about how many tickets they bought!

    I wonder how many of these mobilizers are actually MOBILE. I mean without the use of a motorized scooter.

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  42. Anonymous8:40 AM

    So when even this doesn't work will the MSM and her bots finally admit that she's over? Things that make you go hmmmm...

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  43. In a word ... yes. Yes she is.

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  44. Anonymous8:56 AM

    These P-Bots have invested all their money, time, hopes and dreams on a doomed ship that is sinking. And the Queen won't even throw them a life raft by announcing she's running!!! When will they understand she doesn't care about them, it's only their $$$$$$$$she wants.

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  45. Anonymous9:02 AM

    How many tickets do I have to buy before I can get a free chin extension?

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  46. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Anon@8:38:
    Great idea. Weĺl give it a shot. WTH, it doesn´t matter if they smoke us out. We have scores of throw away profiles to burn.

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  47. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Hi Sarah, Welcome back!

    Quick question, Where's Trig's birth certificate?

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  48. FEDUP!!!9:07 AM

    "Pemberton was one of a dozen people filing into the AMC Showcase theater on South Meridian Friday afternoon"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    As to the email... WOW! Just WOW! I have NEVER seesn anything so ridiculous. Buying out a whole show??? What is that - about 200 people/theater, times $14/ticket? Yeah, I have some $3000 just lying around the house, wait... where did I put that again?!

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  49. Anonymous9:16 AM

    MLM levels that would actually work:

    Arctic Mouse - includes hand-written thank you note from Todd.

    Penguin - includes hand-written thank you note from RAM.

    Sperm Whale - includes hand-written thank you note from Bristol.

    No See´em Bug - includes hand-written note by Sally or Chuck or Piper or Molly pretending to be sarah.

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  50. Anonymous9:20 AM

    I think the focus should now be on Bachman, THAT bitch is more of a threat at present.

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  51. Anonymous9:24 AM

    This kind of thing is what Clay Aiken fans used to do because they were sure that he was the next Elvis. Buy multiple CD's and give them away as gifts to increase his sales and chart position. Buy multiple copies of his book and give them as Christmas gifts. Go to multiple concerts...all to create the illusion that he was more popular than he actually was. However, Clay actually had talent and I would venture to say that he was indeed more popular and well liked than WGE. What the bots need now is a fan club, where they pay $29.99/year for access to an exclusive blog written by Sarah herself!

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  52. Anonymous9:31 AM

    Suckers! one is born every minute and Sarah knows this......She also knows some older and elderly people have money to burn, she's milkin them.

    I hope she gets busted for doing something wrong and is totally humiliated. Just like Murdoch.

    At least one day we'll be able to laugh about her, and I'm sure those she snookered will be too embarrassed to say they were part of her cult.

    Karma.

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  53. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Truman, Sarah would LOVE for us to take down Bachmann and all the other nincompoop candidates for her so she can be the only one left standing for those Republican who ONLY vote for republican candidates, anybody but Obama is what they say.

    I'm not worried about Bachmann, if she gets the Repub nomination she'll be toast in short order.

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  54. Have you noticed how all the 'reports' at C4P are so incredibly long winded?!
    They drone on about the latest injustice Sarah faces, or how right Sarah was about some arcane fact, and on and on.

    It is frightfully dull and repetitive.
    Also- if a wire story reports how poorly her film is selling, they bludgeon the cult to prove everyone but C4P are lying.

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  55. Anonymous9:43 AM

    This is beyond hilarious.

    Gryphen, you are a riot.

    Someone who works for Amway came up with this stuff...

    Any grassroots organizer worth their salt would help with this effort - without needing absurd little incentives like these!!! Do they believe in her or not?

    Pretty much says it all about her current position and about her supporters.

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  56. Hey Mrs. Palin, with regard to compiling lists of potential supporters, what's the difference between:

    "Military and veterans" and
    "ACTIVE military and veterans"?

    And what makes you think we are willing to help with YOUR quest for more money and OUR interest?

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  57. Anonymous9:44 AM

    It seems every move she makes and every word she speaks just reveals her as Amateur Hour, unfit to play in the real arena. The movie made for her just another shabby & amateur Sarah Palin story:
    http://theweek.com/article/index/217342/the-sarah-palin-documentary-bad-propaganda

    The thought of those tawdry people in the White House representing us in the world community is simply horrifying. White Trash White House...hunh unh, no way.

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  58. Anonymous9:45 AM

    9:02, good one!!

    How many do you have to buy to get a Sarah Palin (TM) water bra ?

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  59. jcinco9:46 AM

    If any closeted lunatic I'm acquainted with calls or texts me regarding this unmitigated piece of trash infomercial I will block them for life from my personal and or professional life.

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  60. Anonymous9:51 AM

    I want to know what the 'Special VIP Reward' is?

    You get to sleep with Brist-hole?



    PS;wear a raincoat!!

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  61. Anonymous9:57 AM

    I am betting that there is at least one male Palin-bot who is saving up his "precious bodily fluids" to give to her as a tribute when she is inaugurated as President.

    Forget all those different categories - let's just call them all fucking idiots.

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  62. Anonymous10:10 AM

    Why would Republican groups support her after all the snarky comments she's made about them? Clueless again!

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  63. Anonymous10:20 AM

    This is truly pathetic and makes the Empress look even more confused and desperate than ever. If she decides to spare us from a presidential run, she will be doing the first good and charitable thing in her life. NOW HEAR THIS, MISS: Nobody cares anymore. You are as stale as your dorky(yet strangely provocative) wardrobe. Roll up your tent and try being a good wife, mother and grand-mother for a change.

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  64. Anonymous10:40 AM

    The acrid smell of desperation.

    Still using the 'target' meme? Guess it's time for them to 'reload'?

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  65. Anonymous10:41 AM

    OMG...CANNOT.STOP.LAUGHING.

    ...They’re panicking.

    In typical roach fashion, as the light of Governor Palin’s record is about to shine brightly for all to see, they’re scurrying like roaches. Running in every direction, they’re doing everything in their power to avoid exposure. Light brings revelation, and they cannot handle revelation. It destroys what they’ve worked so hard to achieve. They’ve created, encouraged, and feasted on lies, and they’ve relied on never being found out. Everything seemed to be working in their favor, too. They had the left, some on the right, and the mainstream media in their corner, aiding and abetting their sinister deeds. They are the left, some on the right, and the mainstream media, in most cases. They did not have the foresight to imagine that the truth would emerge in the form of a Stephen Bannon documentary which would destroy their false narratives and outright lies. They expected these to forever go undetected as they chewed away at the Governor’s record and future. They thought they’d have the freedom, like roaches in the night, to roam and eat undisturbed, that she would at least go away and not come back. It’s taken them a while to figure it out, but as they have become increasingly aware that they were wrong, that the light has come and opened eyes and enlightened minds, they’re panicking.

    Why do I say this?

    We have been anticipating the release of The Undefeated for some time now. We’ve been waiting, getting the word out, expecting this film to be a definite game-changer. In the meantime, reviews have been written, interviews have been conducted, and previous skeptics have admitted that their opinion of Governor Palin changed upon learning the facts presented in the screening.

    Today, it opens in ten cities. The lightswitch has been flipped, and the script is about to do the same. As if they know their end is near, the roaches have already begun to scurry. I saw the scurrying first-hand yesterday via Twitter. Out of the blue, the tweets were coming to me from people I don’t know and have never, to my knowledge, conversed with–attacking the film as “propaganda”; declaring Governor Palin is “history”; accusing her of “fear-mongering”; saying The Undefeated is a bunch of “lies” so they will never go see it; you know, scurrying like roaches as the light approaches. Obviously, the information in the film is a matter of public record; therefore, calling the movie lies is simply…well, a lie itself. What she accomplished as she served Alaska over the past 20 years is well-documented. I did engage these PDS-sufferers a little bit by responding to some tweets

    Is it just the film debut that’s got the PDS-sufferers all wee-wee’d up? I believe there’s one more thing that has them running in every direction now. On Wednesday night, Governor Palin told Sean Hannity that a 2012 announcement is imminent. Could their worst fears have come upon them? Is it possible that the one they attacked, the one whose record they tried to sully, the one they worked unceasingly to destroy but couldn’t–yes, the undefeated one– might just be the one to take on the GOP machine, the 2012 Republican candidates, and ultimately the so-called anointed one?

    Roaches thrive in the dark, but they cannot tolerate the light. When it comes, they scurry. In other words, they get all wild and crazy. They try anything to keep themselves alive and their infestation preserved. They crave the darkness again. The problem for them, however, is that darkness doesn’t really exist. What we call darkness is simply the absence of light, but once light comes, we see more clearly, we understand better, and we act accordingly. Light has come. The Undefeated is light. Governor Palin’s 2012 announcement will be light. The roaches don’t like it, and they’re already scurrying manically, but it’s too late. Their fate has been sealed.

    http://conservatives4palin.com/2011/07/scurrying-like-
    roaches-in-the-light.html

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  66. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Sarah Palin's quote:

    “We look forward to wintertime when Britta and Track will have a formal celebration of their marriage at a ceremony at Alyeska Ski resort,” the Palin family added. “The couple chose December 16 for the event, when extended family and friends from the Lower 48 can travel North for a long ski weekend.”

    They were married mid-May. My guess is the new baby girl is due mid-September.

    http://www.people.com/people/
    article/0,,20496049,00.html

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  67. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Oh it is so very pathetic how hard they are spinning...
    -----------
    Stay with me on this, please.

    Why do I make this claim? The simple clarity and raw truth offered in "The Undefeated" stands at the ready to educate tens of millions of citizens, perhaps influencing an entire generation of voters. This documentary deeply connects, on both an intellectual and emotional level, and stirs one's very soul. This film brilliantly serves as a modern-day case study, and clearly illustrates how our agenda-driven news media, entertainment industry and political power brokers brazenly operate, in plain view and with cold-blooded intentionality, in a tireless attempt to destroy a very decent fellow citizen. When presented with basic facts, Americans will recoil in disgust.

    If principled republicans, tea-partiers and libertarians choose to no longer remain silent, misinformed or "neutral" while one of our strongest and most influential "movement conservatives" is repeatedly and falsely attacked, we will empower every single person and candidate within our movement.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/07/a_rogue_warriors_
    strategy
    _for_conservatives.html

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  68. Anonymous10:47 AM

    This is the same method used by elementary schools to get children to sell more wrapping paper and chocolates door-to-door during their fundraisers! How quaint; this is a very new form of politics indeed!

    Holy sweet smell of desperation!

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  69. Anonymous10:48 AM

    i went over to the C4P site to see what the bots are posting and to get my morning laugh, the site is no longer working? did they get hacked? or have her 25 rabid fans had enough of sarah too?

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  70. Sally in MI10:57 AM

    This is one desperate bunch of people. Her PAC had only 24,000 donors in the past quarter...what happened to the other 2 million they boast about? She took in a mere million...the President took in 35 million without even trying....the writing is on the wall...too bad none of the Palin flunkies can read.

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  71. Anonymous11:09 AM

    I have a very large Republican family spread out over the whole country.

    Unfortunately, we have a few of these 'mobilizers' now sending e-mails. For the most part the response has been, 'You know I love you, but please don't bother me with this junk any more.' It all has the feel of an invite to a pyramid scheme.

    Republicans in my family have moved on. They were already leery about backing someone who quit a governorship when the cross-hairs and the blood libel thing happened. Now the the bus tour and movie just seem desperate and weird, like these 'mobilizer' emails.

    I think this campaign to recruit people who have already moved on is going to backfire. It has with my friends and family.

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  72. Anonymous11:19 AM

    Here is a list of the top grossing movies for Friday, July 15, 2011:

    http://boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2011-07-15&p=.htm


    Do you see The Undefeated on the list? Me neither.

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  73. Anonymous11:20 AM

    These FAKE Christians think nothing of cheating and lying. They think its perfectly ok to buy out a theatre or to write numerous positive reviews or to vote for Bristol 100 times on DWTS. Not only is this ok, but lying fraudulent activity is encouraged and rewarded!!

    A LIE is a LIE and CHEATING is CHEATING! Its very black and white and it is immoral. How can they call themselves Christian? They are a cult. True Christians would never approve of this. And they delight in it. There is somerhing deeply wrong here. Thank God the majority of Americans see right through this and this is one of the many reasons people despise Sarah Palin. She is NOT a good person. She is NOT a true Christian. If she was, she would speak out against fraudulent behavior like this. She loves it and that is why many Christians like myself who truly follow the teachings of Jesus Christ think she is the antiChrist.
    What kind of mother trains her children to lie for her?
    What kind of mother does not insist that her children get as much education as possible? What kind of parent uses their children as props & neglects their emotional needs?

    These people disgust me and thank you to the blog owners for giving us space to vent our frustrations over what these terrible immoral people are doing!

    I just was looking at the moview reviews and you should see how many 5 star Palinbot reviews there are that are filled with lies. Im sure they have talkingbpounts for these too. It is so obvious. They are all like robotic Stepford wives in unison telling one lie after another. " The Democrats ran Sarah out of office!!" Really??? I thought the complaints were from Republicans. Its sick to watch this and they fool no one.

    Sarah, you should be ashamed of yourself. You will be going to HELL Sarah for your lies. How dare you call our President a liar while you and your evil daughter tell one lie after another. You are sick and immoral. And you act and accuse others out of spite and jealousy. Why do you lie abd constantly berate President Obama, a truly good Christian man. God sees what you are doing Sarah- lying about and attacking others for your own means.
    Shame on you. You are Jezebel. You are immoral and you will burn in hell for your sins. For ounce in your pathetic existance, look in the mirror honestly Sarah, and see what you have become. It isnt pretty.

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  74. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Maybe I'm just reading the helpful little graph wrong (Hmmmm. five tickets? ten tickets? what should I buy?) but it looks like to me that even if you get your name in the DVD... you still have to BUY THE DVD!!! Yup. Buy 100 tickets to the movie, and they still don't send you a DVD.

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  75. FloridaDem11:22 AM

    Anon 6:54(3) has it right, I think. It's like a cult operation. And the mention of her being like the golden calf I think is also right on.

    Gryph asked, or someone asked, where have you ever seen this before, and I'd say: Yes, with organized religion. You never stop believing in who they tell you to believe in, never stop donating, because that's the point of religion and cults: To suspend reasoning and if it comes down to it, even your own self-preservation. All is sacrificed for a twisted version of the greater good as dictated by the elite. Movements like communism and fascism are, in my opinion, just offshoots of this type of mind-control, which is why Hitler's followers were so rabid and self-delusional. (And why, btw, religion is the natural enemy of democracy).

    The bible is mythology, but from mythology you learn much of the weak and selfish nature of man. People seek saviors, and not just any savior but a savior with a sword. They need to be the "chosen ones" and they need gods that will give them advantage over others.

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  76. Anonymous11:25 AM

    YEAAH! BOTH Sarah and Todd are pimps!

    Bill Maher: Sarah Palin Is A Bully Who Sells Patriotism Like A Pimp

    Maher said, “Republicans have to stop thinking up intricate psychological explanations for liberals don’t like Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann. Let me save you all some time. Are you ready? Because they’re crazy people. People who are not that bright and full of awful ideas. Pretty much the same exact reasons we didn’t care about George W. Bush, and make jokes about him. So trust me, it’s not because they have breasts. It’s because they are boobs.”

    He said that he isn’t saying that sexism doesn’t exist and isn’t a problem but the word sexist can’t be thrown around, “just to stop people like me from pointing out that Michele Bachmann, now running second for the Republican nomination isn’t a dangerous nincompoop.”

    Maher then took down Palin, “And when I point out that Sarah Palin is a vainglorious braggart, a liar, a whiner, a professional victim…a know it all, a chiseler, a bully who sells patriotism like a pimp, and the leader of a strange family of inbred weirdoes straight out of The Hills Have Eyes, that’s not sexist. I’m saying it because it’s true, not because it’s true of a woman. But you know what is sexist? Ignoring poor Tim Pawlenty because he is not pretty. He was a governor who finished his term. Why doesn’t he get the cover of Newsweek like Sarah got this week?

    Bill Maher went through many of Palin’s cheesecake covers, and later said, “If you want to know where most of this nation’s sexism is really coming from you don’t have to look any further than the one person who makes the cover of Newsweek more often than Sarah Palin. In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas. God. God, that’s Jesus’ dad. Someone who definitely had issues with women.”

    Maher concluded, “Michele Bachmann proudly tells the story of how she has no desire to become a tax lawyer, but her husband commanded her to. That’s right, he commanded her to become a tax lawyer, and what are you going to do. It says so right in the bible. She quotes it, ‘wives you are to be submissive to your husbands,’ and I’m the sexist? That’s weird, but you know what’s really weird? Michele Bachmann tells her husband I’ll do anything you want me to do, and his response isn’t let’s have a three way or I want to cover you in Cool Whip. It’s I want you to be a tax lawyer. That is some sick twisted shit.”

    Maher is right. Republicans cry sexism when it comes to Palin and Bachmann, but they use the bible to justify their own daily bigotry and sexism. He offered up a thorough takedown of Sarah Palin, and how she propagates sexism by selling herself as cheesecake conservatism. The Republican formula which they stumbled upon when McCain added Palin to the ticket is fairly simple.

    The GOP’s candidate recruitment strategy is fairly simple. They find some telegenic youngish looking woman, give her the standard talking Christian conservative talking points about how a woman should be serving her man, having babies, and staying home all in the name of family values. Throw in a dash of the standard Reaganomics trickle down talking points, add a scoop of buzz words like free market and tax cuts, and voila, you have just created yourself an easy bake Republican candidate.

    All of these “mama grizzlies” are cut from the same cloth. They spew the same talking points, and each and every one of them is nothing more than camouflage for sexism and the same old Republican ideas. The GOP doesn’t seem to understand that even when it comes out of a woman’s mouth, it’s still sexism.

    ...They aren’t hated because they’re beautiful. They’re hated because they are empty.

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/bill-maher-palin-bachmann-sexism

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  77. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Bristol backstage on Leno... (about the 2:40 mark)

    http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show
    /backstage-with-bryan/don-rickles-
    bristol-palin-jim-norton-and-colbie-
    caillat---backstage/

    On why her mom would make a good president:

    she knows how to run a household
    she's smart
    she has good ethics

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  78. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Those little clenched hands, like an infant in the midst of a startle reflex!

    Bizarre.

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  79. Anonymous11:49 AM

    The Palins must be desperate, you buy 250 movie tickets and you get to poke Todd in the back door.

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  80. Anonymous11:58 AM

    They were upset that "they had to drag personal issues into that had nothing to do with being a V.P." Personal issues have EVERYTHING to do with holding office! It says what kind of PERSON you are, dumbassery at its finest.


    Carrie

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  81. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Palin can't rely on rightwing billionaires to artificially bulk up sales numbers like she did with her books. They are forced to rely on cheezy Amway style multi-level marketing.

    It doesn't get more pathetic than this.

    When people see how few turn out for her movie they are going to start wondering about those book sales numbers.

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  82. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Okay, we have over 311 million people in the USA. Only 25,000 donated to Sarah Palin. WHY ARE WE EVEN STILL TALKING ABOUT HER? She represents such a miniscule amount of the US population! And the media, giving voice to her few crazies??? INSANE.

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  83. Anonymous12:15 PM

    The Bizarre Palin Documentary

    ‘The Undefeated,’ a new documentary about Sarah Palin that pays glowing tribute to the GOP pol, hits red-state theaters today. Marlow Stern reviews the film and talks with director Stephen K. Bannon about its omissions, Michele Bachmann, 2012, and the filmmaking bomb he’ll drop before the Iowa caucus.

    ...Bannon said he believes that Bachmann and Palin can coexist as “two totally different candidates”—before hinting that he himself has something special in store: “I’ve got something that I’m working on that I think is going to be even more controversial than this film,” he said. “If everything goes according to plan, I intend to drop this exactly 30 days before the Iowa caucus. It’s definitely timed for 2012.” He pauses, before adding, “There are forces brewing right beneath the surface, that I try to show in these films, that are going to have a tectonic plate shift in the culture of American politics. I think the paradigm is shifting, and it’s going to shift dramatically.”

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/07/14/sarah-palin-documentary-by-tea-partier-a-bizarre-tribute-to-potential-2012-gop-contender.html

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  84. Anonymous12:19 PM

    (CONT'D)
    I mean, seriously, the few Palin supporters do not even constitute a full 1% of the US population! WHY DID THE MEDIA BACK HER? She should have faded into the AK sunset; her poll numbers showed that's what the vast majority American people want her to do.

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  85. Anonymous12:21 PM

    Hey Mr. Gryphen,

    I guess it would be safe to say that "mobilizer" is their lame attempt to avoid the dastardly title of COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.

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  86. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Wonder when Sarah will ever be able to realize that she will never be POTUS. Sadly, her adoring supporters have continued to contribute to her PAC, while few probably realize that she can use this PAC for her own expenses. As she continues to say she is still trying to decide whether or not she will get out there and make a run for the presidency, people out there are still buying into all her spin.

    As far as a movie? Someday, there probably will be a movie that comes out to sadly document what has gone on with this woman the last few years. Yet, rather than the "Undefeated" - the title will probably be "The Defeated".

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  87. I love the smell of Palin-bot desperation in the morning...smells like...victory (for President Obama - not that she was much of a concern in the first place)

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  88. Anonymous12:35 PM

    anon @ 10:48 am

    nope, i just checked and the sea-0-piss "site" is unfortunately still being "manned" by the 25 or so, err, 25,000,000 million or so mouth breathers..

    i think your computer is just protecting itself as well as you from the knuckle draggin' hoveround crowd...

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  89. Anonymous12:36 PM

    "What sane person would release a 'documentary' about a lame grifting half term governor former politician full time whiny witch the same exact time as the last Harry Potter movie? That's not just dumb. That's knuckle dragging dumb."

    Actually releasing a known piece of crap flick against a blockbuster is a well used strategy. The thought is when the must see film is sold out those who could not get seats opt for another movie. The shit film by default and traffic if another gets a few seats sold.

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  90. Anonymous12:36 PM

    Please correct the name of the title.

    That should be "UNDEFLATED".

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  91. Anonymous1:33 PM

    This is the most asinine thing I've ever heard of. Who in their right mind would jump onto this bandwagon of fools. The Alaskan themed levels of "status" reminds me of something I did during summer school in the third grade.

    Oh, that's right. We are talking about people who probably average the intellect of 8 to 10 year olds.

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  92. Did anybody else note in that listing of the new Palin manse in Scottsdale that she paid something like $1,600,000 for it and a year ago it sold for $800,000? Either house values are on the rise in Scottsdale, or Palin got "taken".

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  93. Anonymous1:46 PM

    OT sorry.......but what the H, is FOX trying to ward off investigations here in the US? by implying the WH doesn't like them? so therefore Obama is after them?

    The timing of this is highly suspicious to me! and it sounds just like the propoganda BS the want to get out there.


    http://mediamatters.org/research/201107160005

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  94. Beldar Fahrquar Conehead1:47 PM

    I was so moved by their passionate appeal that i signed up as a Mobilizer at the "Sad Sack of Moose Shit" level. So if any of you get a poorly written for money for the screecy wretch from someone named "Fahrquar W Titfeathers" you can ignore it because it's from me. And if it's not from me you can also ignore it cuz... well... it's an appeal for money for the screechy wretch.

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  95. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Can't wait to the the week 1 and week 2 numbers on this flop, er I mean film.

    Many of the Palinbots bought tickets they'll never use. Theater owners just love that, empty seats that consume nothing at the concession stand being one of their favorite things.

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  96. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Just checked out the Sea of Pee, and they claim her silly movie was sold out. They wonder why there aren't huge headlines ballyhooing this blessed event. Any truth at all to this?

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  97. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Thank you, Anon @ 12:13! Absolutely.

    She is simply a celebrity at this point, nothing more.

    If we can get her off FOX I think the country will realize she's strictly peripheral - but with a BIG mouth, unfortunately.

    I was thinking today that Sarah may fade but Bristol thinks she's relevant now. UGH/ARGH.

    These people...

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  98. Anonymous2:50 PM

    "Desperation" just doesn't describe how frantic and freaked out the palinbots are right now. Sarah will just have to invent a new word.

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  99. Anonymous2:59 PM

    12:21 -- you hit the nail on the head!!

    Olean, NY

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  100. Anonymous3:01 PM

    Please go to "Rotten Tomatoes" and "imdb" and click on those reviews you feel are TRULY helpful. It really does my heart good to see the "Palin A Saint" type reviews get a very low helpful ratings. Thank you Americans for calling bullshit on this propaganda.

    I just got back from Grapevine, Texas after seeing the new Harry Potter movie, which I thoroughly enjoyed.

    This epic story was shown on one of the big screening rooms of the multi-plex; I counted 400+ seats with arm-rests that you could push up, to create a sofa-like seating with your friends.

    Of course I had to peek into the screening room of "The Oft-Defeated". It was being shown in one of the smaller rooms of about 92 seats. The 11:10am showing had about 36 people show up. The 1:50pm showing had about 73 people.

    Keep in mind that this theater is in the Dallas/Arlington/Forth Worth Texas area. The population is between six and seven million people.

    I expect the first three days (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) to merit the turn-out of Palinbots and the curious. After that, we'll see.

    There is not a moment of humor or lightness in that movie. It it a hymnal to the wonderfullness of Granny P., and I think she will have to run or face the fall-out of having a movie that over hypes her: "Like a Marine, she runs toward danger!!" (actual quote by Meg Stapleton)

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  101. Anonymous3:02 PM

    Even Showbiz data does not have this flop on their radar. No numbers are going to be released.
    http://www.showbizdata.com/search.cfm

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  102. Anonymous3:06 PM

    "We thought she was a great vice presidential candidate and it was just terrible how they had to pull personal issues in that really had nothing to do with being a vice president," said Ron Pemberton of Indianapolis.

    ----------------------------

    Well Ron, you show me one person, just one, that ran for any political office in the world, and "personal issues" didn't come into play ??

    I won't hold my breath while you try and come up with one.

    Olean, NY

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  103. Anonymous3:09 PM

    I love going from the C4P site directly to this one, it's such a head rush! Like entering a black hole in space (the Sea of Pee) and coming out to a bright shining supernova (here). I've had to curtail my lurking at the Sea of Pee because the disconnect from reality was killing my brain cells.

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  104. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Anon2:04pm: regarding "The Oft-Defeated" being "sold-out". The truth to that is ONE small screening room of about 90 seats at $7.50 a seat was "sold out" for ONE showing at 7:10 on Friday.

    If you have been following the frantic efforts of TeamSarah to buy at least $40 worth of tickets per member, and drag family and friends to see this "pivotal" movie you can see that just 18 people of a surrounding population of six million could have pulled this off.

    When I went to see this (horrid!) movie Friday at 11:10am, 15 audience members left the theater for a few minutes, and then filed right back in for the next showing.

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  105. Wow, those folks are going to have to spend a lot of money to get her that Emmy, or Tony, or whatever it is they think she's worth paying for.

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  106. Anonymous3:45 PM

    I can't wait until I see this T-shirt

    " I'm homeless because mom bought a theater out to make Sarah Palin happy and all I got was a T-shirt"

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  107. AKRNC4:16 PM

    Just checked C4P and they are referring to the unequaled success of this movie along with "sold out" crowds. Yet, their very own posters are talking about going and actually admitting there were 25 to 30 people in each showing. WTF? Are they really this dense? They think the MSM is out to get her when if it wasn't for the MSM, she'd have been history long ago.

    I've been able to buy as many as 100 tickets to the next showing at several theatres, I just didn't finish the process, OF COURSE! This movie is not a sell out nor do I think we'll see it around next weekend.

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  108. Anonymous4:38 PM

    anonymous@10:43 AM
    If you look up Britta Hanson at the Target store baby registry it shows Britta is expecting a girl on Aug. 29.

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  109. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Sarah made herself inconsequential by not staying in office or at least running for another office.
    Nobody is going to ask her to be the candidate for the Republicans unless the Kochs make the party take her.

    She is not wealthy enough to have any major impact on a national level on her own strengths.

    Being a feral conservative opinionator...oops, rogue "...", gives lots of freedom to express one's self but also makes one smell at least a little gamey and to collect fleas, and ticks, so to speak. Rich white guys don't like gamey commoners who might harbor personal pests.

    She claims to speak for the Tea Party but the Tea Party isn't actually a Party or an organization or anything else. Which is why they get less and less publicity these days.

    Sarah is a very unpleasant very unChrist like person who becomes less liked as people see and read more about her. She is also one dimensional which makes for boring TV and movies.

    With her partial move to Arizona and not holding any high office in Alaska any more, more and more Alaskans are willing to speak out about what she is truly like, and what she and her family are truly, which is, ugly, and vicious.

    And she has learned nothing that would make her a better leader or organizer since the summer of 2008. In fact quite the opposite, she is a divider not a joiner, a dictator not a uniter, even within her own party,

    That is assuming she actually has a party any more.

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  110. Anonymous4:59 PM

    So, if I buy out an entire show of the Quitter's propaganda film, I get a special VIP reward? But what exactly is the VIP reward? If it's that the American public never again has to hear, see, or read about Sarah Louise Palin of Wasilla, well, then that's a pretty darn good reward. For that, I'd gladly buy out a showing of her crappy movie. But, I don't have to actually watch it, right?

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  111. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Buy up a theater and you get to be a Killer Whale, huh. At least they don't make you a Jared Laughner.

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  112. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Looks like community organizing to me. Palin must be readin' up on that evil Saul Alinsky and his disciple Obama.

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  113. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Just checked out the Sea of Pee, and they claim her silly movie was sold out. They wonder why there aren't huge headlines ballyhooing this blessed event. Any truth at all to this?

    2:04 PM

    ---------

    One or two showings (i.e. one time slot) at one or two theaters were reportedly sold out, i.e. all the tickets were bought. Doesn't mean seats were full, and it hasn't been verified.

    Doesn't mean much considering most of the showings were not nearly full or almost empty. They also compare this "sold out" one showing to Harry Potter, which was showing in multiple showings at the same theater, saying THE DEFEATED "beat out" Harry Potter, which is simply not true. Harry Potter had way more tickets sold for that time frame at that theater.

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  114. Anonymous5:53 PM

    anonymous@10:43 AM
    If you look up Britta Hanson at the Target store baby registry it shows Britta is expecting a girl on Aug. 29.

    If she is due on August 29, then October 22 would be date of conceptions--- Did someone STEAL her virginity too?

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  115. Anonymous6:04 PM

    How depserate can they get? How stupid do they think the public is? This is akin to a ponzi scheme, pyramid scheme, and Amway Sales Meeting.

    I really feel sorry for those being "targeted", but glad it's a total flop, couldn't happen to a better person.

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  116. Anonymous6:13 PM

    David Edelstein at NYmag.com had a great review, and funny also. I read through some of the comments, here's one:

    "and if this movie were actually part of a strategy to serve political ambitions, then that's an even more horrific association. The only political figures I know of who commission hagiographic movies of themselves are despots who cultivate cults of personality: Kim Jong-il, Mao Zedong, … and the list doesn't get better."

    And btw, Rotten Tomatoes still has a zero rating for the film. I did look at twitter, and clicked on a link from a palinbot which boasted sold out shows, but the link went to a youtube video, more propaganda, nothing with info on sold out shows. They just want attention, clicks, talk about the film, buzz, etc.

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  117. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Anonymous said...
    anonymous@10:43 AM
    If you look up Britta Hanson at the Target store baby registry it shows Britta is expecting a girl on Aug. 29.

    If she is due on August 29, then October 22 would be date of conceptions--- Did someone STEAL her virginity too?

    5:53 PM


    The closest date that mentions they were married was May 17, 2011.

    So if Track got married in mid May and they consummated their marriage on that day, then let's add nine months then add one more day because they were both virgins and they did not know what they were doing then subtract one month for the usual Palin premature story then Britta would be due around mid January for a premie and February full term.

    So what is this Aug 29th about? Do I need to go through my calculations again?

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  118. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Anonymous said...
    anonymous@10:43 AM
    If you look up Britta Hanson at the Target store baby registry it shows Britta is expecting a girl on Aug. 29.

    If she is due on August 29, then October 22 would be date of conceptions--- Did someone STEAL her virginity too?

    5:53 PM

    HELLOOOOO ALASKANS!

    If Britta is due on August 29, then October 22 would be date of conceptions


    WAKE UP! THIS DATE IS AN IMPORTANT DATE IN HISTORY FOR ALASKA! YOU GUYS SHOULD OF FIGURED THIS ONE OUT!

    SHAME ON YOU!

    Britta let Track go commando style during their sex celebration of Alaska Day!

    Alaska Day is a legal holiday in the U.S. state of Alaska, observed on October 18. It is the anniversary of the formal transfer of the Territory of Alaska from Russia to the United States which took place at a flag-raising ceremony at Fort Sitka on Friday October 18, 1867.

    So the date of conception must be Oct 18 when Alaska annnddd Track raised their flags!

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  119. Anonymous7:19 PM

    PART 2 of HELLOOOOO ALASKANS!

    If Britta is due on August 29 as the Target register states, then October 22 would be date of conception.

    Okay if you do not buy my theory about Britta letting Track go commando style during their sex celebration of Alaska Day then you will definitely believe this one!

    FACT:
    Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin was born October 18, 1990.

    Bristol was at DWTS during this time in 2010.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    It is mentioned that Sarah Palin was at DWTS when Bristol wore her monkey suit during her birthday week. Does this mean that Britta and Track played house while mommy was at DWTS to support Bristol during her birthday?

    Sarah see what happens when you leave your children at home with no parental guidance? How many times have you left Bristol and Willow at home unattended?

    Well we know what happened to Bristol and we know Willow had a pregnancy scare. So we hope you do not leave Piper at home alone when she gets into junior high. Those Wasilla junior highers start early, ask Bristol.

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  120. Anonymous7:45 PM

    I absolutely loved this headline in the Entertainment section of Huffpo...Sarah Palin Documentary Opens to Empty Theater!!

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  121. Anonymous7:53 PM

    anonymous
    If she is due on August 29, then October 22 would be date of conceptions--- Did someone STEAL her virginity too?

    5:53 PM


    Obviously, pregnancy math is not a good subject for you. August is month 8 of a year, October is month 10.

    Since a normal pregnancy is around 40 weeks (9 months + 1 week, give or take a day or two), to have a delivery in very late August, conception occurred in mid-late November (math check: 8/2011 - 9 months = 11/2010), not October.

    PMom_GA

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  122. Anonymous8:37 PM

    Anonymous said...

    anonymous
    If she is due on August 29, then October 22 would be date of conceptions--- Did someone STEAL her virginity too?

    5:53 PM

    Obviously, pregnancy math is not a good subject for you. August is month 8 of a year, October is month 10.

    Since a normal pregnancy is around 40 weeks (9 months + 1 week, give or take a day or two), to have a delivery in very late August, conception occurred in mid-late November (math check: 8/2011 - 9 months = 11/2010), not October.

    PMom_GA

    7:53 PM

    Okay I stand corrected, but I blame my teacher Creepy Chuckie Heath. I guess I was using trailer park math.

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  123. Pursang10:07 PM

    I bought out a movie theater and all I got was this dumb T-Shirt...

    To the people that brought up that Palin took a vacation on other peoples money, money they made to her PAC in the thought she would run for President; these people probably haven't taken vacations for years because of not having the money yet they donate to her so she can take one. If that doesn't wake one up then nothing will.

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  124. Anonymous1:09 AM

    Question: How many tickets does a person have to buy to reach the Retard Level?

    Answer: You have to purchase at least one ticket or the entire theatre seating. Does not matter.

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  125. Bristol's "book":
    Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #3,459 in Books

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  126. Anonymous6:17 AM

    C4P is encouraging the palinbots to go to movie review sites to praise the movie even if they haven't seen it. Why am I not surprised?

    Even with all of the advance ticket sales, reports are that showings are half-full or less. The spin is "who goes to a movie on Friday night?". Lots and lots of people do, but just not to this movie.

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  127. Anonymous6:29 AM

    All lies. Sarah's movie did, in fact, have record breaking numbers. Her movie was the least attended opening weekend of all time!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Tick tock, Sarah, that 15 minutes of fame ended last week.

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  128. Anonymous6:30 AM

    1:09am. Laughed out loud when I read your comment! Thank you.

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  129. Anonymous10:07 AM

    11:32 Bristol told Leno her mother
    " she knows how to run a household ."

    Bristol was on the Laura Ingraham radio show recently
    and told Ingraham that her father
    ran the household.
    The whole clan is a pack of pathological liars.

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  130. CharlotteB11:30 AM

    There is an online interview with the maker of "The Undefeated". When asked why the film cannot be seen in Alaska, he replies "there are no AMC theatres in Alaska. However, a simple use of the google shows 3 theatres. (Cinemark and AMC are the same company.) So why not show it in Alaska, I wonder. Hmmmm, that's a tough one.

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  131. I know it's OT, but I can't resist:
    Bristol's "book":
    Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #3,904 in Books
    I'd bet there's a real fight for movie rights to this one!

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  132. Anonymous3:04 AM

    Good one, 1:09 AM.

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