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I will try to recreate it exactly as it appears in the e-mail, including the screaming capitalization's and histrionic changes in font size, just so you can get the full, batshit crazy effect.
A message to all members of Team Sarah
Team,
The movie, The Undefeated, faces an onslaught of the same kind of “invalidation” that Sarah Palin faces from the media establishment.
For those who have been out promoting the movie, and trying to get people in the cities where it is showing to BUY TICKETS NOW, this has been quite a journey.
Movies, ALL movies, have their ups and downs, but you can bet that when The Undefeated has its “ups” the media will ignore that and when it has its “downs” the media will over-hype it, as if “it’s all over because of a bad day!”
Everyone knows that "success" is never a straight line!
The fight to make sure people KNOW the truth about how the ESTABLISHMENT treats ordinary Americans who rise to leadership is only just beginning!
Just because you don't live in a city where the movie is currently playing does not mean you CANNOT HELP! Email teamsarahhq@gmail.com to see how you can help as a virtual ambassador!
Whoever thinks this is going to be easy, here's the truth. IT CANNOT BE EASY!
The stakes are too high!
The opposition is DESPERATE to discredit all that we stand up for!
Hard, however, is not IMPOSSIBLE.
What kind of country do you want to leave your children, one where the values of a Tina Fey rule or one where the values of Sarah Palin are strong?
WHAT WE DO NOW will potentially decide how that question is answered!
How much can you do, how far out of your comfort zone can you go, for your children's future?
Here's what is needed: we need to get people to come to these theaters and we need to beat back the liberal narrative. WE CAN DO this because we MUST do it!
Here’s the WHOLE point of all this- We need EVERYONE in EACH CITY to focus on getting 25 people to come to the movie TOMORROW and THURSDAY!
TICKETS are available here,
IF you live in any of the cities where this movie is showing, or within 100 miles, then WE NEED YOU! If you DON'T live near these cities, we STILL need you!
EMAIL teamsarahhq@gmail.com and we will send you our own information pack!
The movie IS coming to DVD, but even if millions of the DVD’s are sold, the media will STILL try to use whatever WE DO at the box office as a measure of success. COUNT ON IT!
We need to ask people we know in those cities to COME!
Don’t ask, tell! What I mean is, call your buddy up and say, “you’re going to this movie, OK? It’s a done deal, I need you to go.’ Don’t be shy. Imagine your children’s future depends on it.
WE NEED-
CITY HOSTS who live near the cities where the movie is being launched. More cities are being added, so just email and we will put you on a list when the movie comes your way....
VIRTUAL AMBASSADORS- people who can help with social media and making phone calls. You don’t have to LIVE in a city to RECRUIT for that city!
WANT TO LEARN MORE?
EMAIL teamsarahhq@gmail.com and we will send you our own information pack!
Thanks to all who are helping now!
The Tiny Team Behind The Team
Visit Team Sarah at: http://teamsarah.ning.com/?xg_source=msg_mes_network
Wow! I mean, wow! That was just, wow!
Well thank God they are not panicking anything, right? Just imagine how much worse it would be if they lost faith in their idol's ability to draw a crowd on her own and they felt they had to FORCE PEOPLE TO GO TO HER MOVIE!
I mean seriously? Who tells their friends and loved ones that they either go see this movie or else?
You know I was worried before, but now I think we are actually seeing the mental breakdown of the Palin-bots playing out in real time.
When she breaks the bad news about not running for President to them, they are going to lose their shit!
Holy crap! The tiny team with the teeny tiny brains behind the team. Sarah Palin's values??? Wow, Delusional with a capital "D"
ReplyDeleteTina Fey RULES!
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke. Wow is right. Do nothing, know nothing moron.
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of batshit loonies.
Demand to go to the movies?
If it bombs it is the media not reporting the numbers correctly?
That is one sick and twisted bunch.
Font changes, capitol letters, bolding, and exclamation points are the refuge of idiots. All that's missing is a flashing orange background and some ominous music. lol. I'd love to see some of these idiots lose friends and alienate family by trying to make them go to Sarah's bomb. lol.
ReplyDeleteMovies really don't have ups and downs. There are blockbusters, two thumbs up, and "pretty good" movies. There are a few "sleepers" that gain recognition over time, but sleepers never start out as bombs that are panned by critics and given the worst ratings possible. Sleepers are movies that for some reason weren't really noticed at first. Can't say that about Sarah's Bomb. It got lots of attention and was universally thumbs down by all sane people. It didn't even fall into the "mixed reviews" category, which often will give a movie a small dvd life. Sarah's dvd version will be bought by exactly the same type of people who went to see it at the theater. Idiotic Bots. There are really only a small number of them, but of course they will each buy 3 copies and torture some poor relatives with the extras. That means there will be an initial surge of buying until the small contingent of nutballs have got their copies. Then the dvd will land in the dustbin of bad movies. Copies of it will show up in thrift stores, used book stores, yard sales, dollar stores...
Tina Fey is my answer.
ReplyDeleteFighting fire with fire: Immoral Minority followers who live in or near any of the towns where "The Undefeated" is being shown might call the AMC theater (not the box office) and say that they'll be watching "Harry Potter" and other movies at other movie chains from now on, since AMC has chosen to promote a political candidate with a fake documentary.
ReplyDeleteNot only will few tickets be sold to Palinbots, but tickets to other shows won't be sold to the regular public because of AMC's affiliation with Bannon and Palin.
Hmmm... the values of Sarah vs. the values of Tina Fey. Hard decision. Should I use my children for political gain and discourage their personal growth (college, schmollege) or should I want something more like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://melodygodfred.com/2011/04/15/a-mothers-prayer-for-its-child-by-tina-fey/
I know it's a comedy piece, but there is an undercurrent of love here that I don't see in Sarah's political posturing or photo opportunities. When I see Sarah's children, I see kids who have been used and who are learning that the end justifies the means. And I feel very sorry for them.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteThreats and Armageddon.
They sound desperate. Perhaps they know something about palin that we don't know?
So very, very sad, but wonderful all at the same time. The end is near, Gryphen, what in the world are you going to do with all your extra time? Those poor people over there are going to need some serious medical attention when this all crashes around them.
ReplyDeleteWTF!!! Are you serious?? Is it written just like that with bad English grammar and punctuation?
ReplyDeleteIt is so unprofessional in addition to everything you wrote.
Did Ram used to write everything?
Is Ram gone forever? Ram was a complete bitch, but she knew how to write at least. This letter is so desperate. What an embarrassment for Sarah. It should me sent to any reporter or media outlet you know.
Palin Filmmaker Spreads His Bets to Bachmann
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/07/palin-filmmaker-spreads-his-bets-to-bachmann/242523/
Really, really pathetic.
ReplyDeleteBut, seriously, have you ever watched an entire infomercial? Who could sit still long enough to watch this one? Only her most ardent fans. She cannot stand having people think she has failed at anything - she tries to put frosting on the bs to make it look like something else.
Glad I gave up talking to my TP/Repub relatives. I can only imagine how they are dealing with this.
Pat Padrnos
Palin a GOP punch line
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh after reading recent letters claiming bias against Sarah Palin by the liberal media. Supposedly the press fears this woman.
The false assumption that liberals fear her has been alluded to in blogs forever, but it is not true. How do you fear a pathetic joke?
In case anyone is paying attention, the GOP has been slowly distancing itself from Palin. If she truly loves this country, then explain why her husband, Todd, belonged to a secessionist group that she endorsed as the governor of Alaska.
She abandoned her position as governor under charges of unethical activities. She could not name one periodical that she supposedly read in 2008 and recently could not give a coherent summation of what she had learned about Paul Revere. As for transparency, most intelligent people can see right through her.
Read more: http://blogs.kansascity.com/unfettered_letters/2011/07/
palin-a-gop-punch-line.html
"they are going to lose their shit!" The sooner, the better! Nitwits united and on full display. Can't happen to a better bunch of blind fools.
ReplyDeleteGryph: Thanks for everything - always.
My question is, what does Tina Fey have to do with this? Just because she did an impression of Palin she now has horrible morals? Last time I checked, she was a successful, married woman. That's bad?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin documentary goes to DVD after mediocre box office returns
ReplyDeleteTicket sales for Sarah Palin's
bio-doc The Undefeated slump 60% in second week, producers announce early DVD release.
The box office fate of Sarah Palin's bio-documentary The Undefeated has uncannily mimicked the political fortunes of its subject: after a bright start, much publicity and high hopes the film has fizzled out to disappointing reviews and waning popularity.
An opening weekend on limited release saw The Undefeated bring in $63,000 from 10 screens. But despite showing on 14 cinemas the following weekend of 22-24 July, box office takings slumped 60% to just $24,664.
It turns out that The Undefeated was more like the unattended.
According to boxofficemojo.com – which dubbed The Undefeated "deflated" – in 10 days the film grossed just over $100,000 from 13,000 ticket sales and estimated that average audience size was just 15 customers per screening during its second weekend in theatres.
Undetered, the movie's producers announced that the documentary following Palin's political career would soon be available on pay-per-view and video on demand from 1 September, followed by DVD release in October, because of what director Stephen Bannon described as "overwhelming demand".
For Palin fans, Walmart will also sell an exclusive "special edition" DVD with additional content.
While the film's producers and supporters were talking up the documentary's success, Brandon Gray of Box Office Mojo poured cold water over some of their claims:
Even before The Undefeated bottomed out in its second weekend, the movie was a bust in its first weekend, but its boosters latched onto two stats: per-theater average and ranking among political documentaries. The classic tactics of movie spin include bragging about per-theater average and declaring a high ranking in a niche category. The funny thing is that Undefeated's opening didn't rate highly on either front, making the spin extra-egregious.
Within the minor political documentary sub-genre, The Undefeated's $6,532 opening weekend per-theater average ranked 33rd out of the 91 limited openings tracked over the past 30 years, normalized for ticket price inflation. Among all documentaries, it was in the middle of the pack. Hardly worthy of hyperbole. Even if it had little to no advertising, Undefeated had far more media coverage than most other political documentaries and independent releases could ever dream of. The awareness was there.
Certainly The Undefeated got blanket news coverage that most cinema releases would kill for. But the box office bust may have been helped by the critical reviews that accompanied its opening, such as this one from the Los Angeles Times:
The Undefeated, the new political image-branding effort from ex-Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is really a troop-rallying campaign infomercial as imagined by Michael Bay: hero-worshipping, crescendo-edited at a dizzying pace, thunderously repetitive and its own worst enemy as a two-hour, talking-points briefing.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/jul/26/sarah-palin-documentary-the-undefeated
A 'tiny' editor's oversight that makes it more ominous: "What I mean is, call your buddy up and say, “you’re going to this movie, OK?""
ReplyDeleteThat reads like SP wrote it herself!
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the sequels: "The Uneducated", "The Unenlightened" and "The Unelected".
ReplyDeleteDesperation is all this is.
ReplyDeleteSomeone stated above, wondering if this idiots will alienate their family and friends. I think they have already alienated any family and I doubt they are sane enough to develop any friendships.
They just started running it at the drive-ins in Russia. You can watch it free from Alaska!
ReplyDeleteGryphen: "When she breaks the bad news about not running for President to them, they are going to lose their shit!"
ReplyDeleteThis is true, but many of them are so far gone they will keep trying to pimp this nincompoop out as a candidate in 2016. These lunatics are like the Black Knight in the "Holy Grail." They can't admit it's OVER.
"What kind of country do you want to leave your children, one where the values of a Tina Fey rule or one where the values of Sarah Palin are strong?"
ReplyDeleteWOW!!!!!
Funny since Sarah is accusing President of fear mongering.
Has anyone told her that the debt ceiling was raised 17 TIMES during Ronnie's presidency.
Sarah Palin, Wall Street Bailout Hypocrite
ReplyDeleteShe claims the press doesn't pay attention to her record—yet she's gotten away with a major flip-flop on TARP.
http://motherjones.com/politics
/2010/11/sarah-palin-wall-street-bailout-tarp
“Congress consistently brings the Government to the edge of default before facing its responsibility. This brinkmanship threatens the holders of government bonds and those who rely on Social Security and veterans benefits. Interest rates would skyrocket, instability would occur in financial markets, and the Federal deficit would soar. The United States has a special responsibility to itself and the world to meet its obligations. It means we have a well-earned reputation for reliability and credibility – two things that set us apart from much of the world.” — President Ronald Reagan, September 26, 1987
ReplyDeleteSo the myth of Ronald Reagan doesn’t really match up with the facts; just like the current rhetoric from the GOP.
Reagan ran up massive debt, raised taxes on the middle class, and tripled the national debt.
The comment about Tina Fey was ridiculous.
ReplyDeletePat Padrnos
Makes you wonder how bad the sales would be if they weren't using these kinds of tactics.
ReplyDeleteThe comment about Tina Fey made me laugh. Now Tina is the bad girl? I'd love for Tina to make a ninety minute impression of Sara and get it to the big screen. Want to be it would make a tone more money?
I wonder if the WalMart DVD with extra features is going to show a rolling montage of Sara's girls all pumped up and working the crowd and if they'll show her teasing her cross buckle down lower on her abdomen? I sense a skin moment with Sara coming soon to the big screen. Some bare skin, perhaps a nipple? That'll restock the PAC funds
ReplyDeletePat in MA, you read my mind about the "tiny brains!"
ReplyDeleteYes, by all means let's buy up a whole bunch of tickets ourselves to PROVE that this movie is popular. It boggles the mind...
Oh jeebus, that whole missive was just freaking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThose ppl are so, so, so, so crazy.
When did Tina Fey become representative of Sodom & Gomarrah? I really don't much about her, (although she seems delightfully funny, and sensitive to others (or at least more sensitive to Bristol than Bristol's mom) as demonstrated by her response to Sarah offering Bristol to babysit for Tina's child) but I haven't heard of her doing anything illegal, unethical or immoral, which puts her ahead of a whole lot of politicians.
ReplyDeleteNor have I heard of Tina Fey selecting some Palinbot, and calling them a Palinbot, derisively, for national circulation - which is better than the author of the letter.
Movies don't have ups and downs. They only have downs, even hits like Captain America.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of insanity, our government is developing a program
ReplyDeleteto modify brain function via medical intervention for religious fanatics
This clip is from the actual Dept of Defense presentation
http://www.osud.cz/pentagon-pripravuje-utok-na-nektere-casti-mozku-lidi-video
the page is in Czech, but you can translate it, and there's a video that someone smuggled out of a meeting.
another very good read on Alternet
Why the Christian Right Becomes More Extreme As America Grows More Tolerant
http://www.alternet.org/belief/151766/why_the_christian_right_becomes_more_extreme_as_america_grows_more_tolerant/comments/#disqus_thread
Hi Sarah, Welcome Back!
ReplyDeleteQuick question, Where's Trig's birth certificate?
"What kind of country do you want to leave your children, one where the values of a Tina Fey rule or one where the values of Sarah Palin are strong?"
ReplyDeleteUmmmm...can I have choice A, please?
They talk about having 'a bad day'. It seems to me that they've had nothing BUT 'bad days'.
And they really think this lunatic can win the Presidency when she can't even fill a dozen small movie theaters???
Gryphen, is there anyway for this literary masterpiece to get national media exposure? The general population should be aware of just how desperate Sarah's worshippers are feeling right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm still not sure, though, that this isn't some kind of pratical joke instigated by a spoofing group.
I vote for Tina Fey, hands down.
ReplyDeleteJust another request to go to IMDB and vote/downthumb/review this POS docu-lie.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1961604/
As Yogi Berra said, "if fans don't come out to the ballpark, you can't stop them."
ReplyDeleteWhere is Don Novello when you need him. An exchange of e-mails between Lazlo Toth (http://www.amazon.com/Lazlo-Letters-Don-Novello/dp/1563052857) and Team Palin would be hysterical!
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
ReplyDeleteIf one of my friends forced me to see this movie, we would not be friends any more. Friends don't do stupid stuff like that to each other.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin defeated by "Captain America" and "Harry Potter".
ReplyDeleteYes, both of those films success did not involve dragging 25 other people into the theater.
I LOVE the smell of desperation from SP and her mindless bots. Why anyone expected this propaganda film to be anything but an epic fail is beyond me, especially when I consider that the subject of it is a lying, ignorant moron of the first order. I wonder what will happen to these poor, gullible souls when the movie gets pulled and she either doesn't run for president, or gets crushed doing it.
ReplyDeleteWell, I just checked. If I want to see The Oft-Defeated in the Houston, TX area, I need to hurry in today or tomorrow. After that, the putrid puffamentary appears to finally leave the state of Texas, and not a moment too soon.
ReplyDeleteI'll just save my ticket money and donate it to Planned Parenthood, which, of course, is the antithesis of all the Palins stand for.
"Abstinence", my foot...Doesn't look like any of them know anything about abstinence except what it is NOT and how to finagle their way into the bank accounts of the easily deceived.
This makes me afraid. These people are clearly unbalanced and we all know that such rabid devotion to a public person often breeds violent actions. These delusional people are trying desperately to change public opinion and raise their idol to the exalted place in which they feel she belongs. When this all falls apart, as it is quickly doing, they will go inter-stellar. And that's what I fear.
ReplyDeleteFasten your seat belts; we're in for a very bnumpy flight.
the values of a Tina Fey..???
ReplyDeleteLast I heard, she got married, had a few babies in wedlock, and holds a steady job in the entertainment business. She's darn cute, too, and definitely smarter than youknowwho.
So, the reason they are picking on her must be because she played Sarah Palin on SNL. How childish.
"My question is, what does Tina Fey have to do with this? Just because she did an impression of Palin she now has horrible morals? Last time I checked, she was a successful, married woman. That's bad?"
ReplyDeleteMy question exactly, 5:34.
I mean, WHY bring up one of the most humiliating for $carah reminders. I mean, "values of Tina Fey?" Not sure that the values of Tina Fey are even known, right? But Tuna Fey, the comedian, did spout the values of $carah Palin as part of her comedy act, almost verbatim-and they were either incoherent or laughable - why remind people?
I'm thinking there are a whole bunch of folks on our side getting into $carah's inner circle just for snicks and giggles. Or at Rove's behest.
Palin worshipers share one almost developed brain...much like Star Trek Borgs who obeyed the One and had no thoughts of their own. The ranks are breaking away little by little as they experience dissonance in the messages of the PalinSpeak.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Tina Fey values over $aint $arah's any day and I'll even do it for my children's future.
ReplyDelete"I'm waiting for the sequels: "The Uneducated", "The Unenlightened" and "The Unelected"."
ReplyDeleteOn noes, then Bristol will start,
"The Unvirgined" and "The Unfaced."
and when Track fall off in the Iron Dog he can do "The Unsnowmachined"
Britta can do "The Not quite Wedlocked Soon Enough"
Todd can do "The Unmanned" and "The Unconjugaled"
The finale can be all the kids in "The Unparented."
I just don't get how they refuse to see that if Sarah was really as 'popular' as they claim, nobody would need to be dragged to the movie.
ReplyDeleteThe stupid.... it burns.
Tina Fey for PRESIDENT in 2016! YES! I'M IN! If Al Franken can do it, why not Tina Fey????
ReplyDelete2016? Did you see her on the FauxNoise clip Gryphen put up? She looks like hell. Old, drawn, haggard. That's one of the reasons she's losing popularity - even with the mouthbreathers. All she had to sell were the winks and the tongue work, with a hoped for glimpse of s***ch from a too short skirt. The shelf life on that is limited. And there's a big 2012 expiration date stamped on $carah.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you get too many monkeys flying in a small space... some of them end up on the floor with their wings clipped....
ReplyDeleteAnon 5:34 am said:
ReplyDelete"My question is, what does Tina Fey have to do with this? Just because she did an impression of Palin she now has horrible morals? Last time I checked, she was a successful, married woman. That's bad?"
And there you have an inability to distinguish fantasy from reality. Tina Fey is an ACTRESS! But she dared mock the queen. And they are trained to attack the morals of anyone who unmasks their queen.
Wow, I wonder if Tina Fey knows that her morals are so bad?
ReplyDeleteWhat idiots these people are. I'd feel badly for them if I didn't think they're seriously dangerous for this country. Mobilized (if you can call it that) morons. Frightening.
O/T .. poor, poor Boehner. He just can't do simple math or has he been busted again for using the favored GOP Math?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/jul/27/debt-crisis-republicans-plan-bungle
Comments are great. My fav:
"What does anyone expect?
These clowns are mirrored by the same political equals here, they work everything out on the back of a fag packet (Cigarette pack), announce to the world the changes and then discover it is a total 'cock-up!'"
Wow, from the tone of that email it seems like the author is in desperate need of serious psychotropic medication. The stench of desperation is more overwhelming than usual.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of country do you want to leave your children, one where the values of a Tina Fey rule or one where the values of Sarah Palin are strong?
ReplyDeleteTina Fey is a beautiful, intelligent, funny and incredibly talented woman who has a thriving career and a beautiful family.
Sarah Palin is a hate-filled shrew of a woman who makes a living out of keeping her fans angry and afraid. She's a lousy wife, mother and human being.
I'll take Tina Fey's values any day of the week!
Just say NO to your Palinbot aquaintance's demands. Really, do these folks even know 25 people they can force to go see a silly movie? (Only if a lunch is provided, maybe.) Time to read the handwriting on the wall, Palinbots: Sarah has been weighed in the balance and found wanting.
ReplyDeleteI had a neighbor once who wrote letters like that to people who upset her . . . . No one would let their kids trick or treat at her house.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little scared that one of these idiots will completely snap and start forcing people at gunpoint to go and see the movie.
ReplyDeleteRe the Tina Fey thing - it's a reaction against mockery, of course. Matt Taibbi's piece on Michele Bachmann nails it. Just substitute "Palin" for "Bachmann."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/michele-bachmanns-holy-war-20110622?page=4
"She has brilliantly piloted a media system that is incapable of averting its eyes from a story, riding that attention to an easy conquest of an overeducated cultural elite from both parties that is far too full of itself to understand the price of its contemptuous laughter. All of those people out there aren't voting for Michele Bachmann. They're voting against us. And to them, it turns out, we suck enough to make anyone a contender."
Maybe if rock music were substituted for the sound track, and everybody dressed up like the Rocky Horror Picture Show and free fried chicken and beer were provided....then maybe 2 or 2 might be persuaded to sit thru this abomination titled "The Undefeated." It could becme a cult classic.
ReplyDeleteNo RAM is not gone. She is posting under the name 'rightwingnut' on several blogs, including Rightspeak and Race42012.
ReplyDeleteIt never fails to amaze me at how delusional the p-bots are. They imagine that Palin is actually popular. In their small incestuous internet world, she seems to have overwhelming support. But I believe that many of the people who post on Sea O'Pee are just anti-Palinites having a little fun with the animals in the zoo. Going into the real world to look for support proves to them how deluded they are. They may have lots of Republican friends, but very few would waste time on this movie. People's minds are already made up about Palin. There's not going to be enough shifting. She's done far too much damage to herself.
ReplyDeleteLooks like men aren't that into her anymore.
ReplyDeletehttp://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/askmen-com-survey-reveals-that-men-do-not-have-bieber-fever/171
OMG. I had to pull out my Monty Python Brand New Papperbok. Inside, there's an ad for "Llap-Goch" a secret form of self-defense. I've always thought of it vis-a-vis Palin because of two reasons: 1) the text is classic Palin word salad, and 2) the actual art of "self-defense" involves attacking your attacker before he even thinks of attacking you! Very Palin-esque strategy.
ReplyDeleteHowever, it's written with LOTS of capital letters. From the ad:
"WHY ALL the CAPITALS?
Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF advertisement HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they ARE written in BIG letters."
It's so very true. Without those capitals to break up the text, I'm sure many of the recipients wouldn't be able to understand the letter.
Is the movie coming to Anchorage?
ReplyDeleteVisit the Joe McGinniss blog, there's one posting comments now who has clearly given up the ghost, as it were, and is plainly in the process of breaking down. Kid, it's delicious.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.joemcginniss.net/the-eight-worst-ways-ive-ever-spent-eight-minutes/Joe%20McGinniss
It must really be hard for the Jethros to ask their "city cousins" for help :-)
ReplyDeleteNo doubt, this is an authentic grass-roots campaign. But it is delusional and pathetic. And just the obvious amount of menace and threat involved in all things Palin.
ReplyDeleteYou don't fear for your children's safety when it comes to being an audience to Tina Fey, but if I were at a Palin, Bachmann or Rand Paul event, I'd highly suspect the mob mentality would stomp our heads into the ground.
You know, the more I think about it, the more I think the limelight has HELPED Levi. The more her hears "what a deadbeat" , hopefully the more he realizes he was in fact a loser with no real future and he is getting his ass in gear. He cared about nothing back then, except partying and screwing. Couldn't stay in school, didn't participate in much but hockey. Bristol helped him to care, by whatever means necessary (and means we will never really know). But he was still pretty hesitant about fatherhood. The boy was stunned. Little upbringing and no drive will do that to ya.
ReplyDeleteI know his childhood was rough and there was much heartache but he always had a roof, and seemed to have whatever he wished for.
I think he'll be fine. Just get the heck away from Tank. Geez Levi. For real.
Anon @ 5:27 a.m.
ReplyDeleteYou are saying that snarky, bitingly bitter and vindictive RAM wrote 'professionally?'
About as much as the PR firm that handled the invitations and dis-invitations to critics.
WE NEED-
ReplyDeleteA Psychiatrist at all showings, as this fictional mocumentary about me, me, me will blow your freaking mind!
There whew, Sea of Pee forgot to put this part in the "we need" section....
man, this is just sad. this reeks of desperation.
ReplyDeleteTina Fey takes care of her child, unlike the Quitter. If Tina Fey had a DS child, you can bet your bottom dollar that she would have that child in physical therapy with the requisite hearing aids and glasses. Plus, she'd never, ever take it out into the cold with only a diaper and socks and thin shirt.
ReplyDeleteTina Fey comes from a Republican family but has progressive values.
She's well-educated, can write beautifully (she probably wrote her own book), and speak well without a script or a dogma drilled into her head. She can think on her feet and think circles around the Tundra T**d.
Tina's husband is well-educated, successful and supportive. I bet he doesn't seek out low-end hookers (no diss to Shailey who didn't want to hook until Todd talked her into it and then only to help her disabled kids).
Goodness, gracious me, the whole human race would be better off following Tina Fey's morals and values.
Just like that b. Get others to do the hard work for her. Caught the latest clip of her on Greta. She's not holding up well, and the color pink, is not her friend.
ReplyDeletePray tell, what exactly are "the values of a Tina Fey" and why do they inspire such fear and loathing in the pea sized brains of these dumb-asses? Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Tina Fey, but I have no idea what constitutes her core values - other than she appears NOT to be a narcissistic, grifting, batshit crazy, feckless, semiliterate, moronic clod ignoramus.
ReplyDeleteFrom what of I've seen publicly of the Palin and Fey families, I would DEFINITELY prefer to have most families look more like Fey's than Palin's. Fey's family appears to be relatively normal, given Fey's existence in the entertainment fishbowl. Palin's family is a freak show display of drug and alcohol abuse, teen pregnancIES (PLURAL), juvenile delinquency, faked pregnancy, borderline child abuse through neglect, and possibly sexual abuse. More families like Palin's is exactly what this country does NOT need.
I understand that the denizens of the piss pond are certifiably non compos mentis, but I have no earthly idea why Palin inspires such hyperventilating febrile devotion among their ranks. Why should Palin rally the brainless hordes so? I find their slobbering, worshipful fidelity very amusing, but utterly perplexing. I cannot see that the urine soaked buffoons actually gain ANYTHING from their support of Palin. Indeed, Palin seems to cost them a great deal, in the form of crappy books, cloying PAC pitches, and now a REALLY crappy movie.
As to their pathetically desperate attempts at resurrecting the rotting putrescent corpse of this stinking piece of cinematic excreta, I say, "knock yourself out." If they couldn't get people to go see "The Unfuckingbearable" when it first came out, when they were giddy with anticipation and their hopes of a Palin presidential campaign were soaring, what chance do they have now, after this sorry excuse for a "movie" has been universally panned by EVERYBODY?
I absolutely LOVED this line:
"...the media will STILL try to use whatever WE DO at the box office as a measure of success. COUNT ON IT!"
Oh, you can bet your ass that what they do - or more probably do NOT do WILL MOST DEFINITELY be used as a measure of their success - or more likely, a lack thereof. This latest "line in the sand", "death cage match", "hold to the last", “do or die” effort will go the way of their famous “pull off to the side of the road and act like a moron” protest that wasn’t. This latest panicky call to action will fizzle out just like all their previous hyperventilated calls to arms.
If anything, the urine soused piss ponders are predictable. If past efforts have any predictive value, the peabaggers will fail just as miserably in this latest at bat as they have done at every previous appearance at the plate.
The do so prompt the Ps, don’t they?
It gets even worse, as now they are targeting the children:-
ReplyDeleteOn a site called "Youth for Palin" they have an 'Official Contract Sign-up For Youth For Palin's Youth Brigade Leaders For The Undefeated.'
http://mamagrizzlyscubs.com/the-undefeated-youth-brigade.php
This is serious sh**.
Somehow I just don't think forcing your "friends" (do they really have any outside of the troll cave?) and family is really going to promote better relationships for themselves, much less add popularity to their "cause".
ReplyDeleteMaybe they think if they force you to watch it (visions of A Clock-Work Orange float before me)you'll become addicted immediately like if you mainlined heroin or something.
From Team Sarah: "The fight to make sure people KNOW the truth about how the ESTABLISHMENT treats ordinary Americans who rise to leadership is only just beginning!" ????????????? Huh?
ReplyDeleteTheir naivety believing that SP is any ordinary American is stunning. She is very unique in that she has great talents in conning people. Cunning, shrewd, relentless, energetic, willing to lie, willing to confuse, conflict, exploit her own children, mischaracterize others for her own personal gain. This is not an average American.
And average Americans don't have PACs set up, raking in millions, get invited to speak for $100,000/hour. Average americans don't have staff and don't have wealthy film-makers invest 1 million in propaganda films about them. Average Americans work hard for a living.
"Establishment" treats ordinary Americans who rise to leadership"? Is SP a leader now? Who does she lead? Who put her in charge of leadership? She QUIT the leadership role that her constituents put her in charge of.
Poor, poor Team Sarah. They are in a fight that doesn't exist.
How very Nazi.
ReplyDeleteThe comment about Tina Fey reminds me of a similar comment made by another idiot, Dan Quayle, regarding the TV show Murphy Brown many years before, and that was equally ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteIt gets even worse, as now they are targeting the children:-
ReplyDeleteOn a site called "Youth for Palin" they have an 'Official Contract Sign-up For Youth For Palin's Youth Brigade Leaders For The Undefeated.'
http://mamagrizzlyscubs.com/the-undefeated-youth-brigade.php
This is serious sh**.
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That's pretty much an invitation to sign up a bunch of fake dirty names as members of the youth brigade.
I can just imagine a bunch of their brilliant volunteers discussing how they can get Mike Hunt into the theater ASAP.
$arah Paylin is dumb and her bots are dumber. Yes, dumb & dumber.
ReplyDelete@ 10:14 - can he bring his buddies?
ReplyDeleteBen Dover and Jack Mehof?
The comment about Tina Fey reminds me of a similar comment made by another idiot, Dan Quayle, regarding the TV show Murphy Brown many years before, and that was equally ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteYou'll thoroughly enjoy reading the Guardian's take on this propaganda film plus the comments. Also, too, RAM gets her picture with her false idol...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/jul/26/sarah-palin-documentary-the-undefeated
My jaw dropped when I read the part dragging Tina Fey into this. Fey's name must be red meat to the hounds from hell used to arouse them into attack mode.
ReplyDeleteEach time I hear their claims that people believe Palin said "I can see Russia from my porch" because Fey created the satirical remark I want to shout we got the joke. I want to quote Palin, in context, for what Palin said was so bad citizens cringed.
Good luck to Palinbots investing $250 in tickets to force friends to prove how popular she is. It could not be the quality nor subject nor rebranding keeping people from swarming theaters. It's all the medias fault.
Victim card again! Love the nuts plotting Gestapo tactics with "friends". News flash: your illustrious leader needed to complete her elected position, actually study and apply knowledge and cease selling her kids and their virginity out.
Ah, the lovely scent of Palinbot desperation!
ReplyDeleteYou know, it would be much more effective than all their capital-letter entreaties to provide a few testimonials from people who have seen the movie and were impressed. The fact that the e-mail doesn't give even ONE example of someone who said, "Wow, this changed my mind about Sarah Palin and now I think she's awesome!" tells me the bots haven't heard from even ONE person who reacted that way. Not that this is a surprise to anyone who's read even a single review of the film, but still.
It also seems naive to the point of stupidity for them to put so much emphasis on ONE MOVIE. I can't think of any other example of a candidate whose supporters have relied so heavily on a single piece of media. Of course, what else do they have? It's not like there are many clips of Sarah Palin sounding intelligent, well-educated, or wise. The more she opens her mouth, the more stupid most of America realizes she is.
+ Team Tina Fey!!!
ReplyDeleteI do not think Sarah Palin will run. Because if she does, it will expose her lack of appeal and kill her money train. These people will eat cat food to send her money and she will take every penny.
ReplyDeleteYouth for Palin and "youth brigades" don't sound remotely Hitler-esque. Not at all.
ReplyDeleteCough. Choke.
Lolz. Would have to drive 307 miles from NoVa to even get to the theater. Wake me when it is truly released nationally, so I can go to the theater and berate the 4 people actually going to see it.
ReplyDeleteRecruiting family members is the hallmark of a cult. Maybe I can also get some folks interested in Herbalife and Amway? Maybe a Landmark Forum? After the film?
ReplyDeleteMan, they are the very definition of batshit crazy.
ReplyDeleteInvalidation. Is that another name for we can't handle the truth?
I am just so thankful that I don't seem to know any palinbots in real life, cuz they'd drive me crazy right along with them!
ReplyDeletehahahaha this is HILARIOUS! at the same time it's sad to watch. their blinders are so thick! sometimes i have the urge to hand it to sarah for being able to manipulate these people so fully, but when i think about it, these people are fools. not much of an accomplishment. anyway, wow, these people are nuts...
ReplyDeleteOh Crap. I bet my in-laws send us one for Christmas.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how the pee bots would feel if their friends and family forced them to sit through 2 hours of left wing propaganda.
ReplyDelete"WE NEED-
ReplyDeleteCITY HOSTS who live near the cities where the movie is being launched. More cities are being added, so just email and we will put you on a list when the movie comes your way....
VIRTUAL AMBASSADORS- people who can help with social media and making phone calls. You don’t have to LIVE in a city to RECRUIT for that city!
DOUCHEBAGS FOR SARAH - people with glazed looks in their eyes to stand on street corners in their underwear and scream at the top of their lungs how much they love Sarah and how they would do anything for Sarah and how they would die for Sarah if Sarah would ask them to and how Sarah is truly our queen sent by doG as our savior. Carry some SarahCap literature in case passersby have questions about Sarah's positions on important issues of the day. "
Watch the ticket sales go up and the theaters remain empty as palinbots buy up tickets in bulk. It really bothered me that Tina Fey was singled out by name as the enemy. Was this another crosshair target? I hope to god not, but these palinbots are so vile and vindictive, just like their idol , they don't care what results from their diatribes. God keep everyone safe from Palin, please!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO...
ReplyDeleteall over a stooopid moooovie...
the bots are showing their fear... they know they are losing their queen sure as shit...
cling to your titanic you crazies... ice bergs crop up when you least expect them....
the Palin boat is drifting, the crash is imminent.
bwa ha ha ha...
"Like your kids' lives depend on it" creepy creepy creepy little nazis
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine the level of cerebral atrophy the recievers of this propaganda must suffer. It's a scatheing example of the brainwashing of the feeble.
ReplyDeletePeople go to the movies, usually, to escape reality, anyone who willfully goes to watch this is doing it to experience the reality that Sarah's completely lost her mind by endorsing this as "documentary" and not "Fiction".
What sad, pitiful and desperate fools these must be!
With 108 comments already, I'm reluctant to throw one more on the heap....
ReplyDeleteBut what stood out to me in this latest missive from Team Sarah was that they used the same language that Rick Santorum used in his last fund raising letter: both urge their support base to go out of their "zone of comfort;" basically, send money they can't afford to keep whatever these campaigns alive....
I like Tina Fey's values better. Tina also gets bonus points for having a brain and not being afraid to use it.
ReplyDeleteOne thing you should also know that law enforcers has the legal
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