Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
Friday, August 12, 2011
Sometimes when you pack in a hurry things get left behind.
"I feel like I forgot something. What could it be?"
"Oh yeah! Now I remember!"
"Dammit Todd! Bringing 'the girls' is YOUR job!"
I await the Palin fairy tale troll's attempt to explain this away.
I bought a water bra from Fredricks of Hollywood. I'm a slim athletic woman and wanted a lttle va va voom. I looked pretty good, but it was way too damn hot to wear in the summer. It's back in my drawer till winter. Maybe that's what Sarah did, too. LOL
She is a super duper strong and dedicated parent. Sarah only recently quit pumping breast milk for her "son" Trig. that is why her boobs have shriveled up to the size of prunes.
She is such an idiot!! Unbelievable to watch as the years move along...and, I'm getting more and more tired and bored w/her.
Where are your phoney hooters, Palin? The "R" men in the U.S. will not be as infatuated w/you if you don't put them on for your pubic appearances! Oops!
anon @ 3:59 hot !?! yeah, the $kank's hawt alright you must've missed her hawaiian vacation/mccain visor, vacation pix that's ok though, you can continue to fantasize all you want ( i'd recommend though keeping those fantasies in between her herpes outbreaks, but that'd only give ya a couple days at a time at most )
Ha! "The Girls" have have finally had quite enough of her whackadoodle psychosis, just like the rest of us. They've packed their bags and run off! Oh, if only it were so easy for the rest of us to get away from her!
My 20 yo grandson is at the Iowa fair and said Palin came toward him to shake his hand and he turned his back to her! I said he should have stuck out his foot and tripped her!
Okay, this disgusting you photo must go viral. Sarah palin's toes caught on camera today. Look closely at the gross negligence of her feet! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UU9LqTtycQw/TkWe7onlrlI/AAAAAAAAAf4/IwvQe_c6r8U/s1600/TOES%2B-%2BSarah%2BPalin%252C%2BIowa%2Bstate%2Bfair%252C%2BAugust%2B12%252C%2B2011.jpg
As the mother of three, have to say, that looks like a simple Victoria's Secret or Maidenform pushup. I have great tits when I wear mine and I refuse to make apologies for it.
That said, I wouldn't let minions (if I had any) defend my bust, either, but don't make it seem like she is a bad person for THAT, please. Lots of us would be based on that scale, kwim?
Just like she can't commit to any endeavor politically she just can't commit to having some implants. Sarah, just go with it, get some silicone bags and at least be consistent.
Frigging Fairytale Troll said... She is a super duper strong and dedicated parent. Sarah only recently quit pumping breast milk for her "son" Trig. that is why her boobs have shriveled up to the size of prunes.
Actually she was nursing Bristol's DWTS baby and had hoped to keep lactating so that she could feed Track and Britta's child, but her milk dried up unexpectedly. I feel so sorry for her as she had hoped to bond with her new grandbaby by nursing her; that's what grandmas do here in the Valley. Now she will become even more of an outcast in her church if anyone finds out. Not nursing your grandchild is a stoning offense in the Church of God. I sure hope the deacon is not reading this post.
OHHH please run $arah run and bring us the most entertaining circus of Candidates this Country has ever seen! America so needs a good laugh and your word salad would be a good match to the 'closeted' Bachmanns and Perry's 'shoot em up' western show...so go on & steal that old spotlight & bring it on for rill.
BTW....you keep saying you want to bring America back so I'm wondering if we got invaded during the night or your minions found those weapons of destruction that Bush was looking for?????
Hope you got your fill of butter today...how's your stomach working out fer ya???
When you get down to it, the Belmont Boobs are what she should have worn when she wanted everyone to think she was preggers. Obvious weight and curves.
But the Flatsy Patsy look at the fair--yeah, she's hot, all right. Just not the way you think. Look at how her hair's all sweaty. Those rubber pontoons probably ARE too hot in the summer, and Iowa's been scorchin' lately.
The boobism comparison is hilarious, Gryph - thanks!
Now would be a good time to suggest that everyone buy the September issue of "Playboy". My husband bought a copy this morning, and it's worth every cent. Mercede's photos are stunning! The photos were taken in a cozy hunting lodge setting, complete with roaring fireplace, bear rug and hot tub. Really, really tastefully done, and she's an absolute knockout. My husband kept asking, "THAT'S Levi's little sister?? Wow!"
But get this: We all remember the famous 'kitchen photo', where Sarah, in her Vandals sweatshirt, is leaning over Mercede who is cradling a tiny Trig, who Gryph first identified as "Ruffles". That photo was taken in May, 2008. Here's how the Playboy caption reads: "Sarah Palin with Mercede and TRIPP" (no date). Excuse me??
I find it entertaining that Sarah looks fresh, attractive and put together for family functions and even camping but for events like these, it's like she tries to look all weird. Weather? average american? beats me
I'm YOUR fairy tale troll, Gryphen, and I have an explanation!
Check out Dave Weigel's Twitpic of Palin's backside while she chatted with Jake Tapper: http://twitpic.com/64yx01
It appears she's wearing the Black Push-up Wonder Inflated Bra of Belmont fame, all right, but as your picture reveals, from the front it's plain she did forget something...
1) a pair of chicken cutlets. 2) a pair of foam inserts, swiped from the spa Shailey worked at. 3) a bicycle pump.
Sunken caverns... that's what they are boys, hate to spoil your shake-weight wrist work, not to mention the clean-up on isle thirteen, but there's really nothing in the attic, the middle floor and the basement is as cold as hell... but have you seeeeeen Todd?
Unfortunately, she got what she wanted. The media followed her around like flies on shit. I find it quite disgusting that she gets the coverage that she does. Maybe if she doesn't run, they will back off on their coverage.
All women's breast sizes fluctuate depending on which time of the month it is. Since Sarah is extra superhumanly fertile and far more womanly than most females, her size fluctuates a lot more than most. Todd and Sarah had a lot of fun at the fair. They rode to the top of the ferris wheel and shared a romantic kiss, then Todd won a big stuffed animal for her at one of the game booths. They also shared a stick of fried butter, Lady-and-the-Tramp style. You morans need to get a life and stop being jealous of her volatile boobs.
maybe while on road trips the screechy wretch carries energy bars, AAA trip-tik booklets, Flintstones chewable Valtrex tablets and pictures of her children (kidding) in a 'cargo pants'-style trekking bra with many pockets, pouches, sacks, bags, zippers, loops and velcro strips?
We all know how fickle hillbilly fashion can be. Maybe withered, dessicated breasts are making a style comeback?
i like the top pic where toad's pickin' his nose and eatin' his boogers all the while wonderin' ; " wtf am i doin' here? there's gotta be a cathouse around here somewhere that can maybe, just maybe, get all my 4" worked up "
lol anon 3:59. She has a hot BRA. A 47 year old mother of 4 or 5 does not still have a "nice chest naturally." If there is anything under the bra that she could still flash, it is the result of surgery. Get a grip. Ask any mom over the age of 40 who used to have a "nice chest naturally." Age is pretty predictable about what it does to a body. Even good genetics cannot stop the march of time.
4.32, You made my day. I would hope that sane people nationwide will also turn their backs on this sideshow freak. But, you know , no one can just let a train wreck in progress happen without watching for at least a little while.
Sarah's breasts had a great summer, fishing and gokarting and having fun. They're always laughing at the good times they had in Juneau. Sarah's Breasts don't worry about what people say about them on blogs. They spent last month going for ice cream with Willow and playing in the backyard with Piper.
Nobody knows Sarah's Breasts like Sarah's Breasts. Everyone who meets Sarah's breasts loves them.
I've talked with the head of Sarah's high school reunion committee, and she told me Sarah's breasts were always shy and sweet.
Sadly, that's exactly the first thing I noticed on the CNN video too!
She is such a goof. What a faker.
She doesn't care. The woman just doesn't care. She will do anything she feels like, whenever.
The fact that the online CNN link said she was "swarmed" shows just how desperate they are for her to run.
I hope she does, though I am not holding my breath, because she would be such a MASSIVE distraction from the rest of that sorry field of candidates. It would spoil whatever vote the GOP thinks it can come up with.
She said two interesting things:
1) any question in a debate is fair game (hmmmmm)
2) there are others who are still thinking about running (the Donald, Bloomberg, who?)
What a tease. They also quoted Todd as saying something about the media thinking she was washed up but he apparently felt the reporters gathering around her as indicative of her enduring appeal...
She looks like a wet rag. It was very humid in Iowa today, though not so hot. Our weatherman calls it "air you can wear". And Sarah is wearin' it!
And I'll bet that that cow barn smelled fabulous, with sweaty and smelly people and animals everywhere. Yeah, good idea, Sarah, you really showed those mainstream candidates!
Oh, and we are not bashing over-40 women who wear nice bras. It's about hypocrisy and about weird guys drooling over something that isn't real. Sarah WANTS people to look at her "boobs" and think that she is "HOT." She's had botox, lipo, and who knows what else on her body,and wears a shitload of makeup, as well as living on diet soda. Is that the message we want to give our daughters, nieces, wives, sisters?
Regarding Babygate. I was watching Contessa today on MSNBC and she was standing up. Now she has a baby bump, that you normally can't see behind the desk (she doesn't look pregnant when sitting. However........... her ass was hugeeeee when she was standing up. Do you have any pictures of Palin from behind, because I'm pretty sure they don't make an ass pillow.
OK, anyone who has questioned all of the recurring comments about Sarah's increasingly poor personal hygiene, just link to this photo. This is not someone who places a priority on personal hygiene, and her mental health issues are further apparent by the fact that she thinks no one will notice. Remember, she has all the money, and all the time, to handle these types of self care... obviously someone got close enough to paint them, awhile ago anyway, and badly.
Oh, man, I can't believe you guys haven't seen "Bubblies go for a swim: Plastic Mayhem Update", a most hilarious Barbie Doll photo story of Sarah's inflatable boobs in an imaginary scenario if she fell off the dock during her photo session.
For somebody who tries to look glamorous, Sarah should be wearing closed shoes instead of displaying those nasty dried out claws of hers. Sarah really should be embarrassed.
How did she ever make 3rd runner up Miss Alaska with fake boobs, dried up toes, turkey neck and claws for hands?
The Girls are having a wonderful family dinner at Applebees. Or maybe the Olive Garden. But some chain place. The Girls are really close. They are confident and independent. Haters have only made the Girls stronger.
Did you notice in the Iowa pics, that neither Scarah or Tawdry are wearing wedding rings ? I keep waiting to hear the divorce is final. Betting it won't be too much longer.
Or maybe she lent the fake boobies to Track's wife who is pretending ro have just given birth to Willow's child. WHy not? Britta wore Sarah's fake pregger's baby belly for the baby shower, why not wear the fake boobies. too?
This is a standard Palin performance. She has to make an appearance every once in a while to bolster her ego. She's on a high right now, but she'll go back to Wasilla and hunker down with her Crunchwrap Supremes and re-emerge when the pendulum swings back to manic again. Meanwhile, she does remind me of Norma Desmond: I am big; it's just that the tits got small.
@Palin Fairy Tale Troll: "All women's breast sizes fluctuate depending on which time of the month it is. Since Sarah is extra superhumanly fertile and far more womanly than most females, her size fluctuates a lot more than most. Todd and Sarah had a lot of fun at the fair. They rode to the top of the ferris wheel and shared a romantic kiss, then Todd won a big stuffed animal for her at one of the game booths. They also shared a stick of fried butter, Lady-and-the-Tramp style. You morans need to get a life and stop being jealous of her volatile boobs."
I'm going with sunlight refracting through swamp gas, but the fried butter/Lady & the Tramp mental image is hilarious! ;P
She may not be wearing her wedding ring, but she's got that tacky Rill Murican bracelet hard at work. And is it my imagination or is Tawd looking more & more like Marcus the Barbarian Discipliner??
Finally, if they really did drag Piper along, I hope she got to ride the Ferris Wheel or do something fun for a change. Stinks to have the Quitter Queen for a mom.
Oh, come on! Obviously she must have just weaned Trig... she's been breastfeeding him religiously since birth, dedicated mother that she is. Oh, who I am I kidding...
I figured it out, scarah's boobs are bigger in the second picture because she was pregnant. Remember she has tight abs (snark) so she wouldn't show until the 8th or 9th month any way.
4:32, that is AWESOME! Your grandson is my hero for the day. Kinda gives the lie to some of the media coverage about how "everyone" at the fair wanted to meet her. She didn't have enough fans and had to approach other people to greet?
Meanwhile, back in Wasilla, far, far away from the Iowa state fair, is a tattered handwritten sign tacked onto a telephone pole saying "LOST: 2 wedding rings, last seen on Todd and Sarah many months ago. Reward offered: $25 Applebee's gift certificate"
Lewis Black said he couldn't live in a world where Sarah Palin exists so he treats her as a hallucination.
He's not far off the mark. The only thing that is real about Palin is her need to be the center of attention.
It has become an addiction. She's chasing those first highs of the convention but it's just not the same. She's becoming increasingly desperate. People are beginning to talk. They are catching on to her lies. It's not as easy to hit people up for money anymore. "Please Stephen, I just need this one movie. You'll get your money back, I promise."
It's only a matter of time before she's working as a greeter in one of Trump's casinos for her fix.
"By the time she trudged up a dirt parking lot to the fair's VIP area, only ten or so reporters were left, and we'd run out of questions. She looked up, seeming a bit startled by the silence, and drew a few more."
It would be so much fun to be in that tent. I'd be straining to see her, standing on my tippy toes and asking the stranger beside me if they could see which wig Sarah had on today because my favorite is the Michelle Bauchman one--Michelle is just copying Sarah doncha know. I'd tell the people around me that Sarah probably didn't wear her water bra today because it's so hot and that I'm really glad she is using that PAC money to keep her face pretty as any celebrity because there is nothing more important than that.
Iowa Publicity Stunt Fail: Sarah Palin Gets Super Congress Wrong
Another Sarah Palin publicity stunt has blown up in her face as while in Iowa, Palin got the number of members of Congress on the Super Congress wrong.
maybe i'm showing my age (which is older than sp), but it doesn't seem like she dresses appropriately for some of these events, aside from her push-up bra or lack thereof. on the first leg of her bus tour, she looked fairly professional at least one of the days (i am remembering her wearing a skirt and jacket). this appearance at the state fair. she looks horrendous. what is with that teeny bopper tshirt she has on? i know it's the fair and it's hot, but i think a better choice might have been a nice pair of khakis or dress capris and a button down shirt and, as many have remarked, close toed shoes rather than showing off that poorly done and weird pedi!!
on that same subject -- michelle bachman's handler dressed her very poorly for the debate the other night. a shiny suit and high heeled gladiator sandals? wow!
it's easier for men -- they just put on a dark suit, a white shirt, and a red or blue tie. these women candidates (or wanna be candidates) should really be careful about the image they are projecting by their choice of clothing. if they are paying consultants for advice on this they are getting ripped off!
Anonymous said... The Girls are having a wonderful family dinner at Applebees. Or maybe the Olive Garden. But some chain place. The Girls are really close. They are confident and independent. Haters have only made the Girls stronger.
7:01 PM
Excuse me, are you talking about Sarah's fake boobs? Those girls?
I was gonna try my first "fairy tale troll" impersonation, but Frigging Fairy Tale Troll (4:11) beat me to it. You know what they say...sick minds think alike! ;)
She can't wear the bra anymore because she's in menopause and it's too hot for her to have it on her chest. Remember all the flop sweat on the day of her movie screening? Menopause.
Scary pics, 4:10. She looks anorexic. I hope drug testing is mandatory for presidential candidates.
That picture you mentioned was, well, the only word that comes to mind is "cheap". I can imagine the photographer saying "chest out", and her obliging the horny old dudes who would vote for her because "she's hot".
4:31 - Mattel sold a "Growing Up Skipper" in the 70's. Yes, I had one. You just rotated her arm and she grew boobies. Apparently the magic arm is malfunctioning, as you can see in the 36th picture down at 4:11's link.
And could you believe her bots think the "tongue out" picture is cute. And we all believe it's drug related. LOL ~~~~~~~~~
I went over to seapea's also and saw those comments! Oh gawd they are really sick. Another bot said he had never seen a bad picture of Sarah!? They were all fawning over every picture. Freaking weirdo's!
She also was in too big of hurry to get a pedicure. Her feet are NASTY and the nail polish...
I think we are seeing the last of Sarah before she has to go off to rehab. I certainly hope so. Or maybe Todd will have her committed to get rid of her. Can husbands do that anymore? Can you imagine what would happen if they turn on each other? They will make "War of the Roses" look like child's play.
4:32PM Anonymous said... My 20 yo grandson is at the Iowa fair and said Palin came toward him to shake his hand and he turned his back to her! I said he should have stuck out his foot and tripped her!
Oh that's funny, way to go! You know that is probably the thing that gets to her the most. I wonder how often that happens to her?
Paylin's strange movements, including leg rubbing and tongue flicking, remind me too much (painfully) of a friend who was dealing with very difficult issues. Instead of support and counselling, she was put on one drug after another. Well, no amount of medication could make the situation go away, but the drugs could shut her up. She began disturbing swings from staying in bed and becoming increasingly slovenly and periods of mania. So more drugs. When she could show up at work (she owned a business) she spoke in staccoto bursts. She was still smart and savvy, but her presentation - while somewhat rivetting - was disturbing to us who knew her "before". She continued to do well in her business, solely due to us who worked hard around her moods.
Eventually, her appearances in the office & public included weird tongue action, lip smacking & sucking, and odd flicking hand movements, and "thumbs up" responses to questions for which "thumbs up" were not an appropriate response. Her thumb twitching was often hidden against her thighs while sitting at a table, which looked like odd thigh rubbing.
Finally, her mood swings, paranoia, and altered reality led to us giving up on saving the business, and we all quit. Not having book deals, Faux Noise and the Koch brothers supporting her, she sits in her house, railing against the world, awaiting the sheriff to tell her to leave. She has lost everything except the multiple prescriptions.
It is a sad state of affairs.
Now I know that in addition to the drugs' other effects, the tongue action and thumb flicking is tardive dyskinesia. (google it, see wikipedia)
Every time I see or read about Paylin's mania and then her retreat into silence, or view a photo of that tongue in action, I think about my former friend and employer.
Paylin is one sick cookie. Shame on those who profit from her illness and greater shame on those who try to turn her mental illness into a political candidacy or punditry. And the greatest shame of all falls on those who leave vulnerable children in her care. All of us who have seen friends and family sink into that abyss of mental illness know what is going on.
What almost 50 year old woman wears toe nail polish like that? That crap is tacky even for a college aged female let alone someone who is a three time grandmother.
Perry is going to South Carolina while the Ames Straw Poll takes place. Want to bet Sarah will be down there too? I bet she is breaking her neck to get Perry nominated.
there is a lot to pick on,without picking on her breasts....but since she uses her sexuality ...its open season...over in here in the UK...we still dont know why anyone pays attention to the tart.She is a cow..
Sara Right off her flop "the Deflated" Starring as "Deceptiboob" From the hit or miss summer ball buster bus tour "WhiteTrashformers The Dumb Ass side of the Moon"
from twitter I found sfgate.com and the reporter there is Joe Garofoli who was sending tweets from the Fair. Yesterday one tweet said he was going to post a "confrontation with Todd" but never did. Sarah just can't believe she's not popular with most people and keeps trying to prove she is by showing up where there are "ready made" crowds and gets a fat old fundie to invite her so she can act like it's a coincidence she's there the same day as the real candidates. Did you see that fat old guy showing her around? He's in his glory. Most of the "crowd" around her disappeared as did the reporters. Hannity was there for her to do an interview and she screwed up and he didn't correct her. She said 4 times that the super congress of 10, when it's 12, but repeats 10. She's never really prepared. From her half tan sprayed toes to her dirty looking hair and poor choice of shirts, to her uninformed talking points, she fails again.
Man, she looks like she just rolled out of bed, slapped on the first wig she spotted, threw on a t-shirt she found in the hamper and ran out the door without checking a mirror.
When she was grifting off McCain's donors, she looked a hellava lot better. What a difference $10,000 a week makeup and hairstylist on call and a $250,000 clothes budget make.
Here's how you know they're fake....NO CLEAVAGE. All you see is bony chest. The water bra doesn't work if yu have very little to start with. I maintain that Sarah puts in those chicken cutlets...silicone rubbery things that will fill out a cup size or two bigger than you are.
I am a full C almost D cup, and if I wear a pushup bra, there is most definitely cleavage. Most of the time I wear minimized bras with 0 padding.
" Anonymous said... More Iowa pics, even one where she's poking her breasts out and they're still not as big as the girls from the racetrack. http://tinyurl.com/44f3289 4:10 PM"
Ewww, her feet are nasty. When my feet are dry and peeling, I wear covered shoes. No one wants to see that.
While I'm at it...
Her neck & arms look like my mom's. My 69 year old mom's. Don't tan, y'all! Let this be your lesson!
Why are so many women wearing clumpy mascara these days? http://barbaricthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/301.jpg It looks terrible. Am I the only one who knows you wipe the mascara wand on a tissue to get most of the mascara off before application? Sarah is venturing into Tammy Faye Bakker territory: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/jewelry_and_makeup.htm
So, I guess we have a family pattern here: Bri$tol going to get a $12 manicure with her 2 1/2 y/o son huffing the fumes, and, I guess, Granma Gri$$ly getting a not-much-more-expensive pedicure.
Kimmah - The reason we make fun of Sarah for it is because she would announce that she would bring "the girls" to important governmental meetings because she knew she had a better chance of getting what she wanted if she had a rack. Do you do that?
Either way, HOT. Shes got a nice chest naturally. Remember the booblicious pic from the diamondbacks game?
ReplyDeleteNow THAT's funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that Gryphen, I can always count on you for a good laugh at the end of the day. Yes, the girls are missing.
ReplyDeleteI bought a water bra from Fredricks of Hollywood. I'm a slim athletic woman and wanted a lttle va va voom. I looked pretty good, but it was way too damn hot to wear in the summer. It's back in my drawer till winter. Maybe that's what Sarah did, too. LOL
ReplyDeleteShe's a fake and a boob, and this time, she forgot her fake boobs. And her Tri-g, who is obviously smarter than she is.
ReplyDeleteOh what a fake.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Gryphen, you are on a roll today. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked the link G! Nothing the Trolls can say except, $arah is a Fake!
ReplyDeleteRobert in MD
$kank, pure unadulterated $kank
ReplyDeleteMore Iowa pics, even one where she's poking her breasts out and they're still not as big as the girls from the racetrack.
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And could you believe her bots think the "tongue out" picture is cute. And we all believe it's drug related. LOL
She is a super duper strong and dedicated parent. Sarah only recently quit pumping breast milk for her "son" Trig. that is why her boobs have shriveled up to the size of prunes.
ReplyDeleteShe is such an idiot!! Unbelievable to watch as the years move along...and, I'm getting more and more tired and bored w/her.
ReplyDeleteWhere are your phoney hooters, Palin? The "R" men in the U.S. will not be as infatuated w/you if you don't put them on for your pubic appearances! Oops!
anon @ 3:59
ReplyDeletehot !?!
yeah, the $kank's hawt alright
you must've missed her hawaiian vacation/mccain visor, vacation pix
that's ok though, you can continue to fantasize all you want ( i'd recommend though keeping those fantasies in between her herpes outbreaks, but that'd only give ya a couple days at a time at most )
Now THAT was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHa! "The Girls" have have finally had quite enough of her whackadoodle psychosis, just like the rest of us. They've packed their bags and run off! Oh, if only it were so easy for the rest of us to get away from her!
ReplyDeleteNow that you've reminded her, she'll wear them tomorrow - just wait and see!
ReplyDeleteSome toy company needs to make a Sarah Palin inflatable doll with an ever-changing chest.
ReplyDeleteMy 20 yo grandson is at the Iowa fair and said Palin came toward him to shake his hand and he turned his back to her! I said he should have stuck out his foot and tripped her!
ReplyDeleteHahaha - nice water wings Sarah. Foolish idiot.
ReplyDeletepriceless! But maybe she realized that the cows had her udderly beaten?
ReplyDeleteSarah left Bristol's son Trig at home. That's what she forgot.
ReplyDeleteShe looks anorexic and WTF is it with that dumb Wonderwoman flag braclet? She looks like white trash ...which she is.
ReplyDeleteThere is also an interesting close-up photo of SP's toenails painted black with white polka dots at the state fair.
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Okay, this disgusting you photo must go viral. Sarah palin's toes caught on camera today. Look closely at the gross negligence of her feet!
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As the mother of three, have to say, that looks like a simple Victoria's Secret or Maidenform pushup. I have great tits when I wear mine and I refuse to make apologies for it.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I wouldn't let minions (if I had any) defend my bust, either, but don't make it seem like she is a bad person for THAT, please. Lots of us would be based on that scale, kwim?
Gawd, she is so friggin' stoopid.
ReplyDeleteShe must assume everyone is as memory impaired & intellectually challenged as she.
Pretty damn embarrassing if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteWhat a looser.
Just like she can't commit to any endeavor politically she just can't commit to having some implants. Sarah, just go with it, get some silicone bags and at least be consistent.
ReplyDeleteShe could be a guy, she has nothing there.
ReplyDeleteFrigging Fairytale Troll said...
ReplyDeleteShe is a super duper strong and dedicated parent. Sarah only recently quit pumping breast milk for her "son" Trig. that is why her boobs have shriveled up to the size of prunes.
4:11 PM
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Actually she was nursing Bristol's DWTS baby and had hoped to keep lactating so that she could feed Track and Britta's child, but her milk dried up unexpectedly. I feel so sorry for her as she had hoped to bond with her new grandbaby by nursing her; that's what grandmas do here in the Valley. Now she will become even more of an outcast in her church if anyone finds out. Not nursing your grandchild is a stoning offense in the Church of God. I sure hope the deacon is not reading this post.
OHHH please run $arah run and bring us the most entertaining circus of Candidates this Country has ever seen! America so needs a good laugh and your word salad would be a good match to the 'closeted' Bachmanns and Perry's 'shoot em up' western show...so go on & steal that old spotlight & bring it on for rill.
ReplyDeleteBTW....you keep saying you want to bring America back so I'm wondering if we got invaded during the night or your minions found those weapons of destruction that Bush was looking for?????
Hope you got your fill of butter today...how's your stomach working out fer ya???
She is such a has been, pathetic. How much is the ex-hubby Todd getting paid for his little appearance?
ReplyDeleteWhen you get down to it, the Belmont Boobs are what she should have worn when she wanted everyone to think she was preggers. Obvious weight and curves.
ReplyDeleteBut the Flatsy Patsy look at the fair--yeah, she's hot, all right. Just not the way you think. Look at how her hair's all sweaty. Those rubber pontoons probably ARE too hot in the summer, and Iowa's been scorchin' lately.
3:59 pm Either way, hot.
ReplyDeleteHello Chuck, you dirty old coot.
The boobism comparison is hilarious, Gryph - thanks!
ReplyDeleteNow would be a good time to suggest that everyone buy the September issue of "Playboy". My husband bought a copy this morning, and it's worth every cent. Mercede's photos are stunning! The photos were taken in a cozy hunting lodge setting, complete with roaring fireplace, bear rug and hot tub. Really, really tastefully done, and she's an absolute knockout. My husband kept asking, "THAT'S Levi's little sister?? Wow!"
But get this: We all remember the famous 'kitchen photo', where Sarah, in her Vandals sweatshirt, is leaning over Mercede who is cradling a tiny Trig, who Gryph first identified as "Ruffles". That photo was taken in May, 2008. Here's how the Playboy caption reads: "Sarah Palin with Mercede and TRIPP" (no date). Excuse me??
LMAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"The Undeteated"
Did she have them lipodissolved by mistake?
ReplyDeleteI find it entertaining that Sarah looks fresh, attractive and put together for family functions and even camping but for events like these, it's like she tries to look all weird. Weather? average american? beats me
ReplyDeleteShe keeps talking about being there with her family. I keep looking but all I see is Todd.
ReplyDeleteI'm YOUR fairy tale troll, Gryphen, and I have an explanation!
ReplyDeleteCheck out Dave Weigel's Twitpic of Palin's backside while she chatted with Jake Tapper: http://twitpic.com/64yx01
It appears she's wearing the Black Push-up Wonder Inflated Bra of Belmont fame, all right, but as your picture reveals, from the front it's plain she did forget something...
1) a pair of chicken cutlets.
2) a pair of foam inserts, swiped from the spa Shailey worked at.
3) a bicycle pump.
Sunken caverns... that's what they are boys, hate to spoil your shake-weight wrist work, not to mention the clean-up on isle thirteen, but there's really nothing in the attic, the middle floor and the basement is as cold as hell... but have you seeeeeen Todd?
ReplyDeleteEven Sarah's best girls are ashamed to show themselves at the fair...utterly amazed at the ridick-ulous behavior.
ReplyDeleteHAAAAAAAA!!!! Gryph AND nswfm, TOO funny!!! Her brain was lipodissolved....
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, she got what she wanted. The media followed her around like flies on shit. I find it quite disgusting that she gets the coverage that she does. Maybe if she doesn't run, they will back off on their coverage.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @3:59 PM "Remember the booblicious pic from the diamondbacks game?"
ReplyDeleteThat was a prime example of two tiny boobs being propped up on a shelf. That's why they call them "shelf bras".
http://bit.ly/aBAAFh
Come on Gryphen, its the plains look in Iowa and the Rocky Mountains in Colorado
ReplyDeleteAnother thing she abandoned.
ReplyDeleteHer boobs.
All women's breast sizes fluctuate depending on which time of the month it is. Since Sarah is extra superhumanly fertile and far more womanly than most females, her size fluctuates a lot more than most. Todd and Sarah had a lot of fun at the fair. They rode to the top of the ferris wheel and shared a romantic kiss, then Todd won a big stuffed animal for her at one of the game booths. They also shared a stick of fried butter, Lady-and-the-Tramp style. You morans need to get a life and stop being jealous of her volatile boobs.
ReplyDeleteThere could be a reasonable explanation:
ReplyDeleteum... variations in barometric pressure?
maybe while on road trips the screechy wretch carries energy bars, AAA trip-tik booklets, Flintstones chewable Valtrex tablets and pictures of her children (kidding) in a 'cargo pants'-style trekking bra with many pockets, pouches, sacks, bags, zippers, loops and velcro strips?
We all know how fickle hillbilly fashion can be. Maybe withered, dessicated breasts are making a style comeback?
Gryphen, that was the funniest thing I've seen all week! Thanks for the laughs!!
ReplyDeleteJust thought of something. Did she have to forfeit them after her Newsweek photo shoot? That bunch of pics next to this would be even more timely.
ReplyDeletenswfm
Oh please, Fairy Tale Troll. Leave a comment. I can hardly wait for your response.
ReplyDeleteIowa State Fair Smugness/Shrieking Queen on Hannity tonight:
ReplyDeletePart 1
http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/
hannity/index.html#/v/11083498
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Part 2
http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/hannity/index.html#/v/110839
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i like the top pic where toad's pickin' his nose and eatin' his boogers all the while wonderin' ; " wtf am i doin' here? there's gotta be a cathouse around here somewhere that can maybe, just maybe, get all my 4" worked up "
ReplyDeleteShe didn't forget to paint some sexy (?! BLECH!!!) dots onto her black (as her soul) toenails, though!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.daylife.com/photo/00wLcuV5FFe0W?q=Sarah+Palin
lol anon 3:59. She has a hot BRA. A 47 year old mother of 4 or 5 does not still have a "nice chest naturally." If there is anything under the bra that she could still flash, it is the result of surgery. Get a grip. Ask any mom over the age of 40 who used to have a "nice chest naturally." Age is pretty predictable about what it does to a body. Even good genetics cannot stop the march of time.
ReplyDelete4.32, You made my day. I would hope that sane people nationwide will also turn their backs on this sideshow freak. But, you know , no one can just let a train wreck in progress happen without watching for at least a little while.
ReplyDeleteThat woman is mentally disturbed.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to say fucked up but I wanted to be civil.
in spotlight why does she dress like a teenager? why can't she wear a colored T-shirt atleast?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin New Documentary Seeks $30,000 on Crowd Funding Site
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hollywoodreporter.com/
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Let's help make this movie a success! Spread the word!!
http://theperilsofpalins.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/img_2011-1.jpg?w=500&h=666
ReplyDeleteDamn John McCain!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe he picked that stupid ass retard for vp.
Even Curtis Menard's son can't stand her.
She looks HORRIBLE.
ReplyDeleteSkeletal.
Holy shit...
ReplyDeletewhat will Sarah do to top this? Swallow one whole??
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/fil
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Did anybody get a picture of retard's shrink wrapped bus?
ReplyDeleteSarah's breasts had a great summer, fishing and gokarting and having fun. They're always laughing at the good times they had in Juneau. Sarah's Breasts don't worry about what people say about them on blogs. They spent last month going for ice cream with Willow and playing in the backyard with Piper.
ReplyDeleteNobody knows Sarah's Breasts like Sarah's Breasts. Everyone who meets Sarah's breasts loves them.
I've talked with the head of Sarah's high school reunion committee, and she told me Sarah's breasts were always shy and sweet.
Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous.
The witless and the titless.....and now I am off to bed!
ReplyDeleteShapeshifter belly - shapeshifter boobs. What a talent!!!
ReplyDeleteShapeshifterbelly
Sadly, that's exactly the first thing I noticed on the CNN video too!
ReplyDeleteShe is such a goof. What a faker.
She doesn't care. The woman just doesn't care. She will do anything she feels like, whenever.
The fact that the online CNN link said she was "swarmed" shows just how desperate they are for her to run.
I hope she does, though I am not holding my breath, because she would be such a MASSIVE distraction from the rest of that sorry field of candidates. It would spoil whatever vote the GOP thinks it can come up with.
She said two interesting things:
1) any question in a debate is fair game (hmmmmm)
2) there are others who are still thinking about running (the Donald, Bloomberg, who?)
What a tease. They also quoted Todd as saying something about the media thinking she was washed up but he apparently felt the reporters gathering around her as indicative of her enduring appeal...
ewwww, the foot photo is gross. Is that fungus or spray on tan? Nasty.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a wet rag. It was very humid in Iowa today, though not so hot. Our weatherman calls it "air you can wear". And Sarah is wearin' it!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll bet that that cow barn smelled fabulous, with sweaty and smelly people and animals everywhere. Yeah, good idea, Sarah, you really showed those mainstream candidates!
Oh, and we are not bashing over-40 women who wear nice bras. It's about hypocrisy and about weird guys drooling over something that isn't real. Sarah WANTS people to look at her "boobs" and think that she is "HOT." She's had botox, lipo, and who knows what else on her body,and wears a shitload of makeup, as well as living on diet soda. Is that the message we want to give our daughters, nieces, wives, sisters?
ReplyDeleteSomebody said Sarah and Todd had a romantic kiss on top of the ferris wheel.
ReplyDeleteThe part that was left out was that Todd charged Sarah $50K for that fake kiss.
Regarding Babygate. I was watching Contessa today on MSNBC and she was standing up. Now she has a baby bump, that you normally can't see behind the desk (she doesn't look pregnant when sitting. However........... her ass was hugeeeee when she was standing up. Do you have any pictures of Palin from behind, because I'm pretty sure they don't make an ass pillow.
ReplyDeletePoor fashion choices (black bra under a white t-shirt) + poor personal hygiene = bad smelling skank
ReplyDeleteShe never disappoints, does she?
I heard Piper was to be on the bus trip. Did Piper pull a Palin and quit the bus trip?
ReplyDeleteHer boobs were downgraded and it's Obama's fault.
ReplyDeleteOK, anyone who has questioned all of the recurring comments about Sarah's increasingly poor personal hygiene, just link to this photo. This is not someone who places a priority on personal hygiene, and her mental health issues are further apparent by the fact that she thinks no one will notice. Remember, she has all the money, and all the time, to handle these types of self care... obviously someone got close enough to paint them, awhile ago anyway, and badly.
ReplyDeleteYuck. You know she must smell bad too.
The fairytale troll at 6.18 was excellent. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UU9LqTtycQw/TkWe7onlrlI/AAAAAAAAAf4/IwvQe_c6r8U/s1600/TOES%2B-%2BSarah%2BPalin%252C%2BIowa%2Bstate%2Bfair%252C%
ReplyDeletefor further proof of Sarah's personal hygiene issues
Oh, man, I can't believe you guys haven't seen "Bubblies go for a swim: Plastic Mayhem Update", a most hilarious Barbie Doll photo story of Sarah's inflatable boobs in an imaginary scenario if she fell off the dock during her photo session.
ReplyDeleteThis is not to be missed!
http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/
This is one of my very favorite websites.
LMAO @ 3:59. hot, really? man, she is gross. few things are more sickening than a dried up prune granny trying to look like a teenager.
ReplyDeletewhere is the bus???? isn't this supposed to be a "one nation" bus tour?
Boobies and TRig goot left behind. Maybe Tawd's wedding ring also too.
ReplyDeleteFor somebody who tries to look glamorous, Sarah should be wearing closed shoes instead of displaying those nasty dried out claws of hers. Sarah really should be embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteHow did she ever make 3rd runner up Miss Alaska with fake boobs, dried up toes, turkey neck and claws for hands?
http://www.daylife.com/photo/00wLcuV5FFe0W?q=Sarah+Palin
The Girls are having a wonderful family dinner at Applebees. Or maybe the Olive Garden. But some chain place. The Girls are really close. They are confident and independent. Haters have only made the Girls stronger.
ReplyDeleteForget the nail polish, look at Sarah's multi colored dried up toes.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.daylife.com/photo/00wLcuV5FFe0W?q=Sarah+Palin
Did you notice in the Iowa pics, that neither Scarah or Tawdry are wearing wedding rings ? I keep waiting to hear the divorce is final. Betting it won't be too much longer.
ReplyDeleteSHe forgot....Todd will be blamed.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she lent the fake boobies to Track's wife who is pretending ro have just given birth to Willow's child. WHy not? Britta wore Sarah's fake pregger's baby belly for the baby shower, why not wear the fake boobies. too?
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteHer boobs were downgraded and it's Obama's fault.
....Actually it looks like she's a triple A now.
The boobs are simply having a low amniotic fluid day.
ReplyDelete;p
Haha, Anon @7:01 #2, I was just thinking about posting the same thing!!!
ReplyDeleteNancyB in SC
This is a standard Palin performance. She has to make an appearance every once in a while to bolster her ego. She's on a high right now, but she'll go back to Wasilla and hunker down with her Crunchwrap Supremes and re-emerge when the pendulum swings back to manic again. Meanwhile, she does remind me of Norma Desmond: I am big; it's just that the tits got small.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you never disappoint. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteEw, 6:48.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't Sarah find a pair of shoes that fit?
http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/08/08/sarah-palin-playboy-mercede-johnston-levi/
ReplyDeleteSlight lead for Mercede over Bristol on this website poll over which side you are on.
@Palin Fairy Tale Troll:
ReplyDelete"All women's breast sizes fluctuate depending on which time of the month it is. Since Sarah is extra superhumanly fertile and far more womanly than most females, her size fluctuates a lot more than most. Todd and Sarah had a lot of fun at the fair. They rode to the top of the ferris wheel and shared a romantic kiss, then Todd won a big stuffed animal for her at one of the game booths. They also shared a stick of fried butter, Lady-and-the-Tramp style. You morans need to get a life and stop being jealous of her volatile boobs."
I'm going with sunlight refracting through swamp gas, but the fried butter/Lady & the Tramp mental image is hilarious! ;P
She may not be wearing her wedding ring, but she's got that tacky Rill Murican bracelet hard at work. And is it my imagination or is Tawd looking more & more like Marcus the Barbarian Discipliner??
ReplyDeleteFinally, if they really did drag Piper along, I hope she got to ride the Ferris Wheel or do something fun for a change. Stinks to have the Quitter Queen for a mom.
Oh, come on! Obviously she must have just weaned Trig... she's been breastfeeding him religiously since birth, dedicated mother that she is. Oh, who I am I kidding...
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!!!
Sarah is fake in so many ways...
Either way, HOT. Shes got a nice chest naturally. Remember the booblicious pic from the diamondbacks game?
ReplyDelete3:59 PM
RAM is that you? In my Cleavland (Family Guy & The Cleavland Show) voice..."You so NASTY"
I figured it out, scarah's boobs are bigger in the second picture because she was pregnant. Remember she has tight abs (snark) so she wouldn't show until the 8th or 9th month any way.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Did anybody notice what it says on her shirt?
ReplyDeleteFunny how the words peace, happiness and love don't immediately come to mind when thinking of her speeches or appearances on FOX News.
4:32, that is AWESOME! Your grandson is my hero for the day. Kinda gives the lie to some of the media coverage about how "everyone" at the fair wanted to meet her. She didn't have enough fans and had to approach other people to greet?
ReplyDeleteSarah is done, she may not know it yet,
ReplyDeleteBut she is done. Even her fake water bra cannot bring her back now, she has been replaced,
What a piece of f*ckin' work!
ReplyDeleteShe's gotta know my ex-wife,some way.
Meanwhile, back in Wasilla, far, far away from the Iowa state fair, is a tattered handwritten sign tacked onto a telephone pole saying "LOST: 2 wedding rings, last seen on Todd and Sarah many months ago. Reward offered: $25 Applebee's gift certificate"
ReplyDeleteLewis Black said he couldn't live in a world where Sarah Palin exists so he treats her as a hallucination.
ReplyDeleteHe's not far off the mark. The only thing that is real about Palin is her need to be the center of attention.
It has become an addiction. She's chasing those first highs of the convention but it's just not the same. She's becoming increasingly desperate. People are beginning to talk. They are catching on to her lies. It's not as easy to hit people up for money anymore. "Please Stephen, I just need this one movie. You'll get your money back, I promise."
It's only a matter of time before she's working as a greeter in one of Trump's casinos for her fix.
Here's what Ben Smith said:
ReplyDelete"By the time she trudged up a dirt parking lot to the fair's VIP area, only ten or so reporters were left, and we'd run out of questions. She looked up, seeming a bit startled by the silence, and drew a few more."
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0811/Palin_feeds_the_press.html?showall
It would be so much fun to be in that tent. I'd be straining to see her, standing on my tippy toes and asking the stranger beside me if they could see which wig Sarah had on today because my favorite is the Michelle Bauchman one--Michelle is just copying Sarah doncha know. I'd tell the people around me that Sarah probably didn't wear her water bra today because it's so hot and that I'm really glad she is using that PAC money to keep her face pretty as any celebrity because there is nothing more
ReplyDeleteimportant than that.
Here's the roll-out of Sarah's excuse for not running. It's about time she broke it to her followers:
ReplyDeletehttp://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16049209
Here's the roll-out of Sarah's excuse for not running. It's about time she broke it to her followers:
ReplyDeletehttp://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16049209
Did she left her hairbrush behind, also too?---she looks like she just finished cleaning a bathroom.
ReplyDeleteClassy!
Iowa Publicity Stunt Fail: Sarah Palin Gets Super Congress Wrong
ReplyDeleteAnother Sarah Palin publicity stunt has blown up in her face as while in Iowa, Palin got the number of members of Congress on the Super Congress wrong.
Here is the video:
http://www.politicususa.com/en/
sarah-palin-super-congress
Is that Todd picking his nose while wearing his pink striped prison outfit listening to Warden Sarah?
ReplyDeletemaybe i'm showing my age (which is older than sp), but it doesn't seem like she dresses appropriately for some of these events, aside from her push-up bra or lack thereof. on the first leg of her bus tour, she looked fairly professional at least one of the days (i am remembering her wearing a skirt and jacket). this appearance at the state fair. she looks horrendous. what is with that teeny bopper tshirt she has on? i know it's the fair and it's hot, but i think a better choice might have been a nice pair of khakis or dress capris and a button down shirt and, as many have remarked, close toed shoes rather than showing off that poorly done and weird pedi!!
ReplyDeleteon that same subject -- michelle bachman's handler dressed her very poorly for the debate the other night. a shiny suit and high heeled gladiator sandals? wow!
it's easier for men -- they just put on a dark suit, a white shirt, and a red or blue tie. these women candidates (or wanna be candidates) should really be careful about the image they are projecting by their choice of clothing. if they are paying consultants for advice on this they are getting ripped off!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe Girls are having a wonderful family dinner at Applebees. Or maybe the Olive Garden. But some chain place. The Girls are really close. They are confident and independent. Haters have only made the Girls stronger.
7:01 PM
Excuse me, are you talking about Sarah's fake boobs? Those girls?
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteForget the nail polish, look at Sarah's multi colored dried up toes.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/00wLcuV5FFe0W?q=Sarah+Palin
7:02 PM
I betcha Mercede's toes are nice, well manicured, purdy and young lookin'
Right Tawd?
Lynne at 651, thanks!! LOL, "empathy butt!" I just laughed so hard I woke up my husband.
ReplyDeletewomanwithsardinecan said...
ReplyDeleteewwww, the foot photo is gross. Is that fungus or spray on tan? Nasty.
6:23 PM
I'm eating! That bitch could of at least rub those claws with lotion or something.
ON: http://barbaricthoughts.com/2011/08/palin-in-iowa-pics/
ReplyDeleteWho is the fat old fart in the red shirt?
@5:37
ReplyDeleteHow would you know they shared a romantic kiss? And better yet, why would you know? Were you with them while they "shared a romantic kiss"?
@ 8:50, you do know they were kidding, down to the poster name, right?
ReplyDeleteThat pocket on her tshirt is just screaming for a pack of Camels.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna try my first "fairy tale troll" impersonation, but Frigging Fairy Tale Troll (4:11) beat me to it. You know what they say...sick minds think alike! ;)
ReplyDeleteShe can't wear the bra anymore because she's in menopause and it's too hot for her to have it on her chest. Remember all the flop sweat on the day of her movie screening? Menopause.
ReplyDeleteScary pics, 4:10. She looks anorexic. I hope drug testing is mandatory for presidential candidates.
ReplyDeleteThat picture you mentioned was, well, the only word that comes to mind is "cheap". I can imagine the photographer saying "chest out", and her obliging the horny old dudes who would vote for her because "she's hot".
4:31 - Mattel sold a "Growing Up Skipper" in the 70's. Yes, I had one. You just rotated her arm and she grew boobies. Apparently the magic arm is malfunctioning, as you can see in the 36th picture down at 4:11's link.
ReplyDelete4:10PM Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteAnd could you believe her bots think the "tongue out" picture is cute. And we all believe it's drug related. LOL
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I went over to seapea's also and saw those comments! Oh gawd they are really sick. Another bot said he had never seen a bad picture of Sarah!? They were all fawning over every picture. Freaking weirdo's!
She also was in too big of hurry to get a pedicure. Her feet are NASTY and the nail polish...
I think we are seeing the last of Sarah before she has to go off to rehab. I certainly hope so. Or maybe Todd will have her committed to get rid of her. Can husbands do that anymore? Can you imagine what would happen if they turn on each other? They will make "War of the Roses" look like child's play.
6:14 - Ewww. There was a similar scene in the Howard Stern movie. What won't Michele do for votes?
ReplyDelete4:32PM Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMy 20 yo grandson is at the Iowa fair and said Palin came toward him to shake his hand and he turned his back to her! I said he should have stuck out his foot and tripped her!
Oh that's funny, way to go! You know that is probably the thing that gets to her the most. I wonder how often that happens to her?
Give him a hug and thank him.
Her feet look like FUNGUS. Can't she afford a qualified manicurist? Not PRESIDENTIAL at all. RUSTY, DUSTY, and CRUSTY.
ReplyDeleteSarah's been looking deflated lately.
ReplyDeleteThanks Gryphen for the Friday nite laughs! Nobody does it like you do when it comes to making fun of Sarah!
ReplyDelete----------
Love the clever and funny comments!
* Undeteated
* Her boobs were downgraded and it's Obama's fault.
Paylin's strange movements, including leg rubbing and tongue flicking, remind me too much (painfully) of a friend who was dealing with very difficult issues. Instead of support and counselling, she was put on one drug after another. Well, no amount of medication could make the situation go away, but the drugs could shut her up. She began disturbing swings from staying in bed and becoming increasingly slovenly and periods of mania. So more drugs. When she could show up at work (she owned a business) she spoke in staccoto bursts. She was still smart and savvy, but her presentation - while somewhat rivetting - was disturbing to us who knew her "before". She continued to do well in her business, solely due to us who worked hard around her moods.
ReplyDeleteEventually, her appearances in the office & public included weird tongue action, lip smacking & sucking, and odd flicking hand movements, and "thumbs up" responses to questions for which "thumbs up" were not an appropriate response. Her thumb twitching was often hidden against her thighs while sitting at a table, which looked like odd thigh rubbing.
Finally, her mood swings, paranoia, and altered reality led to us giving up on saving the business, and we all quit. Not having book deals, Faux Noise and the Koch brothers supporting her, she sits in her house, railing against the world, awaiting the sheriff to tell her to leave. She has lost everything except the multiple prescriptions.
It is a sad state of affairs.
Now I know that in addition to the drugs' other effects, the tongue action and thumb flicking is tardive dyskinesia. (google it, see wikipedia)
Every time I see or read about Paylin's mania and then her retreat into silence, or view a photo of that tongue in action, I think about my former friend and employer.
Paylin is one sick cookie. Shame on those who profit from her illness and greater shame on those who try to turn her mental illness into a political candidacy or punditry. And the greatest shame of all falls on those who leave vulnerable children in her care. All of us who have seen friends and family sink into that abyss of mental illness know what is going on.
Palin looks like shit, like she just came off a meth binge.
ReplyDeleteWhat almost 50 year old woman wears toe nail polish like that? That crap is tacky even for a college aged female let alone someone who is a three time grandmother.
ReplyDeletePerry is going to South Carolina while the Ames Straw Poll takes place. Want to bet Sarah will be down there too? I bet she is breaking her neck to get Perry nominated.
ReplyDeletethere is a lot to pick on,without picking on her breasts....but since she uses her sexuality ...its open season...over in here in the UK...we still dont know why anyone pays attention to the tart.She is a cow..
ReplyDeleteSara Right off her flop "the Deflated" Starring as "Deceptiboob" From the hit or miss summer ball buster bus tour "WhiteTrashformers The Dumb Ass side of the Moon"
ReplyDeleteLow tide.... high tide....
ReplyDeleteThe funniest thing on this blog lately are the posters who take the faux trolls seriously and stand up to challenge them. 5 or 6 on this post alone.
ReplyDeletefrom twitter I found sfgate.com and the reporter there is Joe Garofoli who was sending tweets from the Fair. Yesterday one tweet said he was going to post a "confrontation with Todd" but never did.
ReplyDeleteSarah just can't believe she's not popular with most people and keeps trying to prove she is by showing up where there are "ready made" crowds and gets a fat old fundie to invite her so she can act like it's a coincidence she's there the same day as the real candidates. Did you see that fat old guy showing her around? He's in his glory. Most of the "crowd" around her disappeared as did the reporters. Hannity was there for her to do an interview and she screwed up and he didn't correct her. She said 4 times that the super congress of 10, when it's 12, but repeats 10.
She's never really prepared. From her half tan sprayed toes to her dirty looking hair and poor choice of shirts, to her uninformed talking points, she fails again.
Thanks Gryph!
Man, she looks like she just rolled out of bed, slapped on the first wig she spotted, threw on a t-shirt she found in the hamper and ran out the door without checking a mirror.
ReplyDeleteWhen she was grifting off McCain's donors, she looked a hellava lot better. What a difference $10,000 a week makeup and hairstylist on call and a $250,000 clothes budget make.
Here's how you know they're fake....NO CLEAVAGE. All you see is bony chest. The water bra doesn't work if yu have very little to start with. I maintain that Sarah puts in those chicken cutlets...silicone rubbery things that will fill out a cup size or two bigger than you are.
ReplyDeleteI am a full C almost D cup, and if I wear a pushup bra, there is most definitely cleavage. Most of the time I wear minimized bras with 0 padding.
" Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMore Iowa pics, even one where she's poking her breasts out and they're still not as big as the girls from the racetrack.
http://tinyurl.com/44f3289
4:10 PM"
Ewww, her feet are nasty. When my feet are dry and peeling, I wear covered shoes. No one wants to see that.
While I'm at it...
Her neck & arms look like my mom's. My 69 year old mom's. Don't tan, y'all! Let this be your lesson!
Why are so many women wearing clumpy mascara these days? http://barbaricthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/301.jpg It looks terrible. Am I the only one who knows you wipe the mascara wand on a tissue to get most of the mascara off before application? Sarah is venturing into Tammy Faye Bakker territory: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/jewelry_and_makeup.htm
All kidding aside...
ReplyDeleteI DO think Sarah is good-looking.
I just wish, oh God how I wish she understood real patriotism, American history, and what this country was really founded on.
Sarah Palin is a very pretty but sadly empty box.
http://www.politicususa.com/en/donors-flee-sarah-palin
ReplyDeleteIll-fitting (i.e. too small!) sandals with FUGGGGLIEEEE painted toes. YEP! You sure are keeping it classy, Granny Grifter!
ReplyDeleteSo, I guess we have a family pattern here: Bri$tol going to get a $12 manicure with her 2 1/2 y/o son huffing the fumes, and, I guess, Granma Gri$$ly getting a not-much-more-expensive pedicure.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like she slept in that shirt. She is hideous.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 7:11p:
ReplyDelete"The boobs are simply having a low amniotic fluid day."
That certainly takes us down memory lane. Shades of Audrey! LOL
Kimmah - The reason we make fun of Sarah for it is because she would announce that she would bring "the girls" to important governmental meetings because she knew she had a better chance of getting what she wanted if she had a rack. Do you do that?
ReplyDeleteHer tiddays quit. Half term boobs.
ReplyDeleteGoL
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood one G! Right on the money.
Ohiovoter
I didn't know breasts could be bi polar.
ReplyDeletereminds me of Dubya's stuffed flightsuit
ReplyDeleteKeeping with the "quitter" theme, her boobs are only half term, too. On for winter, off for summer.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she in a Whitesnake video back in the '80s?
ReplyDelete