I would tell you to keep it clean, but after what we have learned about Sister Sarah recently what's the point?
However if it gets TOO x-rated I will still reject your comment. After all this is my blog, NOT a middle school boys locker room. (Despite what some of you may think.)
Joe, say it ain't SO!
ReplyDeletehave you seen Tiger Woods???? OOOOOOhhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteOMG !!!!! Look at the size of those shoes on SHAQ !
ReplyDeleteTward, a RICE ball is comming my way!
ReplyDeleteUpon deep consideration, I've decided to be respectful of Gryphen's blog. Therefore, I won't even say a word about large corndogs. Let's just say that the Mouth looks "practiced".
ReplyDeleteOh NO, you di'int!
ReplyDeleteMy pie hole wants it some corn dog
ReplyDeleteOh, Taaawwd! Where's the audience at? Are we early?
ReplyDeletecaption: "botox, baby, botox"
ReplyDeleteSarah says, Todd go to the market and buy some fresh fish, pick up clothes at cleaners, run Mommy Sally to the doctor.
ReplyDeleteSarah gets rid of Todd, she is finally by herself. She yells out, come come out wherever you are cause I am so ready.
Too sleepy to caption. I participate in Trivia Night every Thursday at a local pub, and the second question last night was about Palin and Rice. She's truly toast.
ReplyDeleteReading Weigel's Rogue coverage (not a "review") at Slate.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.slate.com/id/2303928/pagenum/all/#p2
He includes a passage that I find telling:
Another friend says that Track Palin joined the army on the advice of his father: "You're gonna do this because you owe us. This is gonna look good for us and you're gonna do it." The state trooper who drove Track and Sarah to the enlistment office tells McGinniss that "there was quite a lot of emotion in the back seat of that car, but patriotism was not one of the emotions."
This is interesting on its face, showing the family dynamics that led to Track enlisting.
I also found the trooper's perspective telling because of what it says about SP's narcissism. She thought so little of the trooper driving the car that she could blatantly demonstrate her true self in his presence. I always find it enlightening how people view others around them, esp people who may be seen as "beneath" them -- waiters, clerical support. There's such disregard, people like SP forget that they're human enough to hear. And tell.
Once again, karma proving to be such a bitch. :)
"Whadda ya mean there's gonna be a Q&A session at that there North Korea world knowledge forum dealie??? Who authorized that?! Unfreakinbelievable! Tawd! TAWD!"
ReplyDeleteGryphen, I'm no prude, and I've got doozies for Sarah's big fat "O" mouth - but you let a comment in last night with some douche wondering about whether or not Todd makes Piper sleep nude.
ReplyDeleteI say this with full knowledge that Sarah went on SNL a number of times even after a skit had NYTimes reporters hashing out investigative leads that Todd was "doing" his daughters. Not a peep of disgust or objection from the McCain/Palin camp on that. . .instead she was rocking it with Amy Poehler like a cool GMILF.
But for those of you who like to go after Papa Pilgrim Chuck as incestuous - and that somehow means Todd is, I'm sorry, but that's sick.
Glen Rice says, "She had the exact same expression when I dropped my pants"
ReplyDeleteOooh loook, fried Butter or a Foot Long on a Stick?
ReplyDeleteReminds me of one night in Molly's college dorm room. . .
Where's the arrow that says: "Insert Here."
ReplyDelete"Why the hell's Bristol gettin' filmed over there and talkin' to Greta? Oh, no she didn't! This is MY god damn airtime!"
ReplyDeleteNot sucking the white off Rice as a "professional" journalist, THAT was what is so sorry a state of journalism today. Also.
ReplyDeleteThis photo was May 13th 2008, just after Bristol told her she was pregnant with her second child.
ReplyDeleteLook, Todd, it's the Harlem Globetrotters!
ReplyDelete"Oh, my God! Tawd! Look over there! Isn't that Doctor Cathy talking to that griffin blogger?"
ReplyDelete"It's twue, it's twue!!"
ReplyDeleteOh, no! Not another "Worst Governor Ever" banner.
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tawd,
ReplyDeleteWhite men can't jump!!!!!!
Think I figured out why she wears her phoney glasses.
ReplyDeleteShe has an extremely large crease across the bridge of her nose.
And the glasses tend to hide it.
Most times that is but if you watch [I know, I know, it's a painful experience but] look at her faux interviews when she gets all facially animated and you see her glasses dip down a bit and well-la! You'll see the big crease.
--GypsyGirl
Does Sarah Palin’s “Black Fetish” Explain Her Obsession with Barack Obama?
ReplyDeleteA fetish for black men, snorting cocaine off of an oil barrel, a fling with an NBA star and an extra-marital affair with her husband’s business partner… Are you ready to meet your next President? I kid, but if I were in the development biz for TV, I’d pitch a game show about the 2012 Republican candidates with that as my logline.
I am, of course, referring to the Tea Party Queen, abstinence-only true believer, Sarah Palin, whose rather disturbing obsession with Barack Obama suddenly makes a heck of a lot more sense. She who was anointed by her Special God to lead this fine nation into its final solution for democracy.
The latest Palin scandal might not go over well with Sarah Palin’s Tea Party base, whose polling shows a marked strain of racism.
Rice happens to be black. It gets worse for the Tea Party; it’s alleged that the young Sarah Heath (Palin) had a “fetish” for black men.
...But this whole black man “fetish” rings a presidential bell. Palin has long been angling for a face-to-face brush with the global power that is Barack, only to be consistently and ruthlessly ignored as the celebrity Facebook Troll she has become. Palin even took pathetic, mean-spirited pot shots at Obama’s wife, Michelle, on her reality TV show, a moment which screamed “look at me!”
And still the President ignored her.
When the President was asked by Barbra Walters on NBC about his thoughts about Palin (oh, media, why?), he responded, “I don’t think about Sarah Palin.”
But she sure thinks about the President….a lot. Her entire career post her 2008 loss and quitting of her governorship midterm has been based on attacking the President here and on foreign soil. It got so bad that the Russians called her a traitor to her country. Given this new information, Palin’s Wisconsin speech for the Koch Brothers union killing agenda has new resonance, “Well Mr. President, we’re not going to get used to it! Not now, not never! You ignored us in 2010, but you cannot ignore us in 2012!”
I believe, actually, that he can do just that, given Sarah Palin’s self-destruction and the Tea Party’s horrific polling.
However, the President might just want to watch his back, lest he be “hauled down” in a moment of midlife crisis return-to-the-yearnings-of-youth by the Alaskan Quitter. Oh, sorry. That’s hauled down by the potential 2012 GOP nominee for President, famous for her pro-life “Christian” morals and belief in abstinence-only.
more...
http://www.politicususa.com/en/
sarah-palin-black-fetish-barack-obama
Open Wide! No, Wider!!
ReplyDeleteGlen Rice: "I was blown away by her."
Oh Tawd look, there's a bottle of my favourite perfume - Eau de COCAINE !!!
ReplyDelete"That's it, Todd!!! DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!!"
ReplyDeleteCome on, Gryph, the Palins are ARE middle school level! I have no doubt that their humor is correspondingly crude and scatalogical.
ReplyDeleteAnd do you think that either Sarah or Toddliwinks truly minds that she is both sexualized AND tied to an NBA star?
More celebrity! Screwed an NBA star! Big stuff for Wasilla trash!
Look what Marcus Bachmann taught me!
ReplyDeleteWhadda ya mean: "Sorry, I made a mistake. I actually meant to open those doors for a Sarah Palin who lives in San Diego?" How the hell can God make a mistake???
ReplyDeleteOther sites are tearing it up, so why hold back? the MILF meme is on the wane, though, and crazy skank is fast replacing it. Prominent is that wonky eye, hah!
ReplyDeleteSo presidential, LMAO
Glen Rice? SCORE!
ReplyDeleteTyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.
ReplyDelete“In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you’re a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love.”
Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out “Isn’t that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?”
Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn’t sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.
“She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her.”
“When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff!”
“Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”
The entire interview was hilarious and the transcriptions don’t do it justice. You can listen to both parts of the interview below
http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough/87379
@Anonymous4:49. I agree completely.
ReplyDeleteThe moderators at HP are letting the comments on the skank flow. She is having a rough time. Hope she is reading them.
ReplyDeleteWhile my back's turned to Todd, I'll practice my "O" face on the outside chance he chooses me tonight instead of one of his hookers.
ReplyDeleteThe Palinistas are convinced this morning that Sarah is announcing her candidacy on the Bob and Mark show today at 9:30. If she announces, she is doing it to divert attention from the books by Joe and Levi. Of course, her bots think she picked today because it's Constitution Day.
ReplyDeleteOh ooooo, you are so not the first dude!
ReplyDeleteHard to top Mike Tyson:
ReplyDelete“Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!
“Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!”
And THIS, Sarah, is where your celebrity has taken you. You must all be proud.
[NSG said...
ReplyDeleteReading Weigel's Rogue coverage (not a "review") at Slate.
http://www.slate.com/id/2303928/pagenum/all/#p2
He includes a passage that I find telling:
Another friend says that Track Palin joined the army on the advice of his father: "You're gonna do this because you owe us. This is gonna look good for us and you're gonna do it." The state trooper who drove Track and Sarah to the enlistment office tells McGinniss that "there was quite a lot of emotion in the back seat of that car, but patriotism was not one of the emotions."
This is interesting on its face, showing the family dynamics that led to Track enlisting.
I also found the trooper's perspective telling because of what it says about SP's narcissism. She thought so little of the trooper driving the car that she could blatantly demonstrate her true self in his presence. I always find it enlightening how people view others around them, esp people who may be seen as "beneath" them -- waiters, clerical support. There's such disregard, people like SP forget that they're human enough to hear. And tell.
Once again, karma proving to be such a bitch. :)]
What I want to know is...WHY was Track being transported by the police to the recruiting office? Was he handcuffed in the back seat maybe? Hmm.....
As she watched Joe McGinniss on the "Today" interview ...
ReplyDeleteSarah gasped, Oh NO!
(Woll? Did I win???)
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 4:42, I am so struck by this story about Sarah and Todd forcing Track to enlist. I get what you are saying about the "help" being invisible to someone like Sarah, and you're right on that, I am sure. It does say a lot about someone.
ReplyDeleteBut I mostly have a sick feeling in my stomach about any family that would force a young person to enlist. From all rumors surrounding that chapter in their lives it has been pretty clear that Track had gotten into a lot of trouble and they needed to get him into something structured - or else just out of their hair.
It's the part about him "owing" them, or doing it to make them look good, that is appalling. What if the kid had been put on the front lines and gotten himself killed? (Of course that begs the question if they knew they were going to get sort of special treatment arrangement for him and so they weren't worried about that.)
EVERYTHING about their children is about THEM. Their poor children, honestly! I know we give Bristol a hard time, and she is an adult now so she needs to take responsibility for her words and actions, but really these kids got a bum deal. Sarah and Todd are such a pair of operators; schemers whose ambitions drove them to do anything in order to get ahead. Like sending their son to a possible death, perhaps? Absolutely chilling. It's one thing if he himself had decided it was what he wanted to do, and then that would have been something else entirely and the result of much personal reflection.
I think it's safe to predict that at some point one of those children is going to publish a Mommy Dearest type of memoir. And then it truly will be karmic balancing.
Take a minute and listen to Mike Tyson's interview about Glen Rice not banging Sara Hard enough - it is truly hilarious, funnier than the transcript because of all the chatter and how emphatic Tyson is, all the laughter, etc - and THIS is celebrity, being laughed about on a sports show and the joke is about you and your sex partner. It is both hilarious and cringeworthy = good times!
ReplyDeletehttp://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough/87379
Dis Gusted stole my line, so I'll just say, I saw that photo on whatever site posted it, and found it odd that while they chose to use a funny photo of her, they were still careful to Photoshop her skin as smooth as a child's. How weird is that?
ReplyDeleteCNN online check: the Ticker link entitled, "Palin Book Blasted as Lies" has been sitting there for over 12 HOURS. That never happens, believe me. They keep that thing going; that's the whole idea behind a "ticker".
ReplyDeleteCan you say "throwing the narrative"?????? Unbelievable, and disgusting.
Not even a "Todd Palin blasts Palin book as Lies", which would be far more accurate.
Todd Palin: "Let's go, Juicy!"
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is going to be met with a mob crowd in South Korea, the wham bam thank you mam is going to be totally crucified.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she needs to go on an extended trip somewhere like Sweden or someplace like that. I am sure Sarah and Todd's AIP buddies could arrange something for her or she could suck up to Franklin Graham.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteOMG !!!!! Look at the size of those shoes on SHAQ !
************And we have a winner:) hahahah
Hoo-boy tawd! Come look here at this stopwatch in the computer one time - it says 00:14:59......
ReplyDeleteIt is going to be brutal for Sister Sarah when she visits Liberty University in Virginia later this year. Those college kids will never let her forget that she did a "brother".
ReplyDeleteIs this a new baby Trig photo?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/66883720@N07/6152017817/in/photostream/
Wow -- that banter w/ Mike Tyson on the sports show is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteSP just went from being a joke to being a dirty joke.... hehehehe
sarah shut your mouth,flies will get in.
ReplyDeleteNSG @ 4:42 am
ReplyDeleteI also found the trooper's perspective telling because of what it says about SP's narcissism. She thought so little of the trooper driving the car that she could blatantly demonstrate her true self in his presence. I always find it enlightening how people view others around them, esp people who may be seen as "beneath" them -- waiters, clerical support.
Yeah, Sarah the proud redneck who boasted of being a small-business owner (why'd you close up again?) and union members - real middle Americans. . .who made fun of Andrew Halcro, a well-to-do, learned Anchorage car rental owner who wasn't too big to take a driver's gig when he was sick - driving a wedding limo of a Palin party.
It is in her nature, to be sneering, judgmental and make peoples lives miserable.
Those who say attacks on her aren't justified? She deserves it two-fold.
Sarah's reaction...
ReplyDeleteAfter being told Shaily Tripp is writing a book.
The sixth W of journalism;
ReplyDeleteWHOA, your gonna put that where?
PS, Todd look up the term cuckold....if the panties fit you must admit.
Sarah: "Todd, what do you mean it's Santorum, and that's normal? Todd, how do you know that? Todd? TODD?!"
ReplyDeleteHow DARE that Bachmann bitch steal my corndog trick!
ReplyDelete"Another friend says that Track Palin joined the army on the advice of his father: "You're gonna do this because you owe us. This is gonna look good for us and you're gonna do it." The state trooper who drove Track and Sarah to the enlistment office tells McGinniss that "there was quite a lot of emotion in the back seat of that car, but patriotism was not one of the emotions."
ReplyDeleteThis is interesting on its face, showing the family dynamics that led to Track enlisting.
4:42 AM
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Gryph if this is in the book it would be a great post for you to write about and for America to read.
This is proof how Sarah uses her kids for props to better her image. Piper was used as a prop to keep people from booing at Sarah, DS Trig was a "see me I'm a good mom" prop and Bristol was Sarah's humanitarian Haiti prop.
Bad girl Willow must of been Sarah's disappointment prop and wanted none of it. All Willow ever did was get into trouble which eventually led to her getting kicked out of school and was eventually told she had to be home schooled.
As far as Track goes, Sarah wanted to tell America "she raised a combat vet", "she is the mother of a combat vet" until Gryphen and many Immoral Minority readers busted Sarah by revealing Track was in Iraq but was not a combat vet like Sarah lied about.
Track being in the Army was not a patriotic duty, it was a Sarah Palin's "ME ME ME Patriotic Mother" moment.
Maybe that is why Track distances himself from the family and I'm guessing got Britta pregnant to get even with Sarah like Pregnant Bristol got even with Sarah.
What A Fucked Up Family!
We all knew something was wrong with this picture, a Palin being patriotic was bullshit.
There is probably more to this story how Sarah asked for some favors and got Track a safe job driving officers around in the green zone in Iraq.
"Sarah, can you confirm rumours that you slept with Glen Rice AND you n Todd snorted cocaine off of an oil drum with friends?"
ReplyDelete"Tawd, this is the size of the biggest black man I ever had!"
ReplyDeleteReally??? What have you (Jessie) found out that you didnt already know?? -E
ReplyDeleteSee? You just gotta make your mouth go like this.....and the rest takes care of itself! Glen Rice seemed to like it! Don't tell Todd!
ReplyDeleteSarah after reading today's Doonebury...
ReplyDelete"Oh Fuck! My perfect mom facade has been destroyed!!!
Ohhhhh my vagina has a first name, its P-R-I-C-K
ReplyDeletemy vagina has a second name, its
T-E-A-S-E
Oh I like to use it every day and if you ask me why I'll say....
cause pricktease is the Sarah way
"I want me some OOOOObama."
ReplyDelete"Oh thank you Tawd you are the bestest husband ever. You got me a black man for tonight! Tawd, you got your video camera ready?"
ReplyDeleteMandation! (= Mandingo Nation)
ReplyDeleteSarah as she reads "The Rogue" is now #1 on Amazon
ReplyDeletetroll at 6:04...you just WISH everyone would go back to talking about Babygate..dont you? :)
ReplyDeleteAbout the crease across the nose. That's that feral-looking thing that comes with women with too much plastic surgery and botox.
ReplyDeleteYou'll see it on lotsa screen women.
"Next".
ReplyDeleteLook, there's Hootie! Here's my Blowfish imitation (wink wink)
ReplyDelete(OT Wonder who's basket Todd's checking out in that photo? Does he swing both ways?)
I checked Huffpo, and they're letting some pretty dammning comments about Sarah, wonder what's up with that? I haven't commented since they started yanking my comments, many pretty tame in comparison, has Huff Po changed their mind on the comment policy? She's taking a whooping big time!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tyson link, it's hilarious, especially coming from him!
Doonesbury has done us proud!
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/7e5c7b80bbbd012e2f8f00163e41dd5b?width=900
The part about forcing Track to enlist brings tears to my eyes. I know he's was a destructive kid, I remember he had problems but is it any wonder that any of the Palin kids have "problems"?
ReplyDeleteRemember one of the first interviews sarah did after McCain picked her where she was talking about the "family voting on whether or not she accepted" .. whoever did the interview ask how Track voted and Sarah said (paraphrased)"...oh Track didn't vote .. his vote doesn't count. He won't be here". The young man was getting ready to ship out and Mommie Dearest said his vote didn't count.
She is one cold-hearted bitch. That still turns my stomach.
Says $'errer: "Oh my Gawd. I hope my supporters don't realize that they are my Uncle Sam.
ReplyDeleteI know how they hate government: government handouts, government support, government in our lives.
Oh my Gawd, that is EXACTLY what my mindless supports are. They give me handouts, they support me, they want me in their lives - they are my Uncle Sam every time they donate to SarahPac.
Oh my Gawd, how can I fool them further !?!
Oppsss...Palin stalker you slipped up on your Flickr link....
ReplyDelete(Name scratched out)"That was so funny when I told your mom I like black boys. She was so thrilled and wanted me to live with you guys! Hahaha "they're rappers!" gosh I love your mom..
July 30 at 2:46am . Like
Bristol - Hahaha I wish you were coming to CA with us!!!! I'll never in my life forget you saying "ya..He's cute for a white boy" hahahah you're the best BFF!
July 30 at 12:48pm . Like
J - Kyle stopped by the house yesterday with (scratched out name). he is such a sweetheart!
August 1 at 5:13am . Like
Link...http://www.flickr.com/photos/66883720@N07/6152491332/in/photostream/
LMAO...screenshot is your friend!
Rice called and he is not retreating just reloading.
ReplyDeleteGlen Rice is Here? For me?
ReplyDeleteOh my Bristol... you telling me you can handle two of em?
ReplyDeleteAt the same time?
I told America you had great work ethics.
That's my girl!
YAY! We're going back to Haiti!
ReplyDeleteNow you're claiming your blog is NOT something out of a middle school locker room? Yeah ok.
ReplyDeleteThe Track story doesn't make sense though. Sarah had no idea he'd been looking into enlisting. And just post graduation, he was pretty low key, and forward minded. Remember those emails referencing Track , a buddy and Britta over spring break? I'm not sure and really don't care what happened in high school, as I'd hate it if my past was talked about in public (as Im sure everyone would) but nothing really points to a forced enlistment. He did enlist with a friend as well.
ReplyDeletecaption: "Tawd! Get my heavy-duty bumpit! It's going to be a bumpy ride!"
ReplyDeleteSarah NEVER said Track's vote doesnt count. WTH people. What is with putting words in people's mouths?
ReplyDeleteThat black and white picture is from Bailey's book. It is Trig and in the shot with Sarah, you can see Trig's ear that makes HIM the "ruffles" baby.
ReplyDeleteFrank pretty much proved there was no baby switch.
And, for all the people saying "poor palin kids", dude really? If they are or were unhappy, why all the smiling faces in their youth? Why do they continue to go home regularly? Why would they fervently defend Sarah, well the ones who dont shun the spotlight by nature.
Think before you assume things.
anonymous@6:04 That is a very interesting, and I believe new-to-us, photo you have there. It's another "Bristol has to be the mom" piece of evidence imo.
ReplyDeleteYou all need to check it out.
Thanks, 6:04
Anonymous Anonymous said... And, for all the people saying "poor palin kids", dude really? If they are or were unhappy, why all the smiling faces in their youth? Why do they continue to go home regularly? Why would they fervently defend Sarah..Think before you assume things..8:15 AM
ReplyDelete......
Probably for the same reason women stay in abusive relationships. Sarah is their Mom, it is sad because they love her, and so they defend her. However, they act out and rebel which is obvious by their delinquent behaviors. No, they aren't happy and it is sad.
NSG said:
ReplyDeleteI always find it enlightening how people view others around them, esp people who may be seen as "beneath" them -- waiters, clerical support. There's such disregard, people like SP forget that they're human enough to hear. And tell.
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That is more truer than you know!! During the RNC here a few months back, I had the pleasure of overhearing Ms Gov. Hailey Barbour say, and I quote, "I wish that crazy bitch would shut up and stop getting those nuts all riled up" to a group of 3 men & 1 woman while in our private dining room. They were talking about some incident that happened earlier with the tea partiers at the convention. That led the talk to Sarah and to me overhearing that comment. They don't even know I heard it. But I can tell you that he didn't think too highly of her. He had quite a few opinions about people over the course of that meal lemme tell ya!
You'd be amazed, amused & repulsed by some of the other stuff I heard over those few days...
Oh, and FYI...GOPers are cheap muthafuckers in general. They don't seem to mind giving all kinds of tax breaks to gazillionaires but think its ok to stiff hard working waitresses. Of course it might have had something to do with the sticker I have on my book. And I swear, if 1 more of those uptight pricks had SNAPPED their damn fingers at me 1 MORE TIME, I would have lost my shit.
LOOK TODD! THE THAILAND ANIMATORS!
ReplyDeleteTHEY DID THAT THINGIE WITH ME AND GLEN RICE THAT BRISTOL WAS TWITTING ABOUT!
About those Mike Tyson comments.
There will be a lot of interest when Sarah goes to South Korea to speak at the World Knowledge Forum. There will be a fascination about the former half governor who will be speaking on "U.S. leadership perspective on how to lead the world out of the latest crisis.".
The fascination won't have much to do with what she actually thinks about the topic (what is the latest crisis?), or her ghostwritten speech. There is a fascination in Southeast Asia with all things basketball and USA. Some things more than others.
So when Sarah is in Korea and everyone is standing there looking at her with their mouths hanging open (this picture times 500); it won't be the death panels, or her latest ghostwritten anti-Obama diatribe.
It will be that Glen Rice thing. They remember Mike Tyson and Dennis Rodman, also, too.
Rod Benson has played internationally for years, most recently in South Korea. Here is a link to a recent blog post of his titled "Basketball, Korean Style". I'd be passing on the sauna and the communal tub too.
http://blogs.hoopshype.com/blogs/benson/2011/02/14/basketball-korean-style/
In South Korea they might want to hear about who ended up with Sherrif Joe's pink underwear, in case you need another convo starter. If you go there that is. It's never too late to quit.
Anon 8:15, we are calling them "Poor Palin kids" because some of us were lucky to grow up in homes with parents that cared about us, even if we didn't have much money. With parents that spent time with us, and had home-cooked dinner with us, and didn't use us as props for this careers and dump us aside later.
ReplyDeleteDoes that help, Willow?
GinaM at7:45 said...
ReplyDelete"Oppsss...Palin stalker you slipped up on your Flickr link....
(Name scratched out)"That was so funny when I told your mom I like black boys. She was so thrilled and wanted me to live with you guys! Hahaha "they're rappers!" gosh I love your mom..
July 30 at 2:46am
Bristol - Hahaha I wish you were coming to CA with us!!!! I'll never in my life forget you saying "ya..He's cute for a white boy" hahahah you're the best BFF!
July 30 at 12:48pm
Link...http://www.flickr.com/photos/66883720@N07/6152491332/in/photostream/"
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I saw that, too.
Oooooooooohhhhhh ... he's got a big fat wallet just bulging from his back pocket and it's calling my name.
ReplyDelete'Dis Gusted said' has my vote times 10 (stuffing the ballot box here).
Sary: O...Oh! its the letter O! Yay for me!... (brow furrows..) Tahd what comes after O?
ReplyDeleteTahd: Sary, I don't cotton to you watchin Sesame Street when we got money to hide before them revenooers git here. Now goan fetch mah shotgun.
Why do the grown Palin kids keep going home if there is trouble with Sarah & Todd? Some idiot keeps on saying this line.
ReplyDeleteThe reason they go there is because they "live" there, you dummy. They are uneducated and have no job so they all still live there. Do you understand now?
Sarah: I couldn't even come close to getting my mouth around the thing!
ReplyDeleteTodd: I'm not listening!!!
"I just love the way Glen tickles my tonsils"
ReplyDeleteNot a caption but a statement.
ReplyDeleteTodd can bank on this:
Glen Rice was not Sarah's First Dude.
Todd was not Sarah's First or Second Dude!
Sarah is just like Bristol and Willow.. passed around, ridden hard and put away wet.
Bristol let's buy houses in Arizona, they have an NBA team there.
ReplyDeleteAnon @8:00 AM
ReplyDelete"Sarah NEVER said Track's vote doesnt count. WTH people. What is with putting words in people's mouths?"
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No, you're wrong. I said it was "paraphrased" but she said something to the effect that "he didn't vote" or "his vote didn't matter, he was going to be gone". I heard it. I replayed it b/cos it was cold-hearted for a mother to say about a kid shipping out to Iraq. I'll look for the video. Sarah said it casually, quick, no thought about it, just blurted it out.
Sarah: Oh my, the best part of Thanksgiving is gnawing on the dark meat of the drumstick.
ReplyDeleteTodd: Sarah shut the fuck up and get in the car!
Anon @8:11 AM
ReplyDelete"Sarah NEVER said Track's vote doesnt count. WTH people. What is with putting words in people's mouths?"
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No, you're wrong. I said it was "paraphrased" but she said something to the effect that "he didn't vote" or "his vote didn't matter, he was going to be gone". I heard it. I replayed it b/cos it was cold-hearted for a mother to say about a kid shipping out to Iraq. I'll look for the video. Sarah said it casually, quick, no thought about it, just blurted it out.
Having sex with a NBA player brings back childhood memories.
ReplyDeleteGlen makes me feel like a popsicle.
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ReplyDelete"I just love the way Glen tickles my tonsils"
10:10 AM
Todd, the part Sarah left out was that he was going through her vajayjay.
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ReplyDeleteTodd if you can't remember the name of Sarah's pac just think of Glenn Rice packing Sarah and now put Sarah on top... "SarahPac"!
Anon @8:11 AM
ReplyDelete"Sarah NEVER said Track's vote doesnt count. WTH people. What is with putting words in people's mouths?"
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The Hannity interview about the "family vote".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK8FxqdF458
And then she contradicts herself about whether or not the family voted!
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-5674692-503544.html
Don'tcha just love YouTube. No need to "put words in Sarah's mouth" - she's her own worst enemy. Sarah referring to Track voting - I said my quote was paraphrased but I remembered that the gist of her remarks were callous to not ask Track to vote. "Because he wouldn't be here" is a sorry excuse for a mother who's sending a kid off to Iraq.
I'll repeat what I originally said: Sarah Palin is a cold-hearted bitch.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-5674692-503544.html
"WHERE did you put that corn dog!?"
ReplyDeleteThey're drowning in the Sea of Pea:
ReplyDeleteThis is FAST becoming less a "strategy" than a GAME!!!
And I ain't playing!!!
I'm ready to throw my cards down...and split the room!!!!
She's strung us....her LOYAL SUPPORTERS....along too long now!!
She needs to, as the saying goes......"S--T....or get off the pot!!"
Right now, I'm caring LESS about whether she'll be in or out.....than with the BROKEN RECORD of her "Haven't decided yet.....still thinking about it!!"
Come on, Sarah, DECIDE!!!!
Sorry, folks, I LOVE her.....but she needs to STOP this game!!!! (Or "strategy"!!!)
Sarah and Todd's reaction when Glen Rice walks by.
ReplyDeleteSarah and Todd's reaction when shown pictures of Pres Obama in the surf on a beach in Hawaii.
ReplyDelete8:09 AM, you said Track enlisted with a friend. Was it Jeremy Morlock?
ReplyDeleteAfter that, and you won't vote for me?
ReplyDeleteOh, crap! It's Trig's real parents wanting their monthly check. Quick, hide!
ReplyDeleteHORSIE!!!
ReplyDelete(Sadly, that went missing from my first comment - Oz)
Anon 6:04: That's the first photo of Bristol that made me say, Yes, Bristol, you should really get a chin job...." It looks like she has an apple stuck in there. With her plastic surgery she now looks more like a Kardashian.... hard to see much difference these days; plastic surgeons have so little repetroire for teens chins.
ReplyDeleteSarah's excited. She's telling people that her marriage is NOT in trouble because she fucked a black guy because Tawd just admitted a black guy fucked him, also too.
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