Okay let me start off by apologizing for posting this, as it may in fact be the DUMBEST fifteen minutes you will EVER spend. However I felt it was important for you to see just exactly what happens when somebody allows a group of homophobic, anti-Muslim, paint chip eaters to have their own program.
I have been burned by the stupid before, but THIS stupid burns like nothing I have ever experienced before. THIS, by the way, is just an example of the kinds of geniuses currently pulling the strings of the Republican party.
No wonder this country is so FUBAR'd.
(H/T to the Huffington Post.)
You're basically saying the View hosts are intelligent. I disagree. Whoopi is the only one I somewhat trust on any issue. itrusted Rosie. The others, well, theyre damn lucky people.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that nicknames and handles with "chick" as a component always seem to be used by jerks?
ReplyDeleteIf it came to a debate between the big 5 year old with the ukelele and Sarah Palin, I don't know if the half year governor's screech would win the awfulness award.
Nobody wants to listen to that.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't REAL is it?
ReplyDeleteOh dear god. I tried to watch. I gave up when Victoria the Dumb started talking about Snopes being owned by George Soros so it's all a lie.
ReplyDeleteIs it my imagination or did the other "chicks" look a bit cringy when Victoria was spewing nonsense in that fake little girl voice? I once knew a grad student who always used a fake little girl voice. I couldn't stand her. Then I found out she was a daddy's girl. Does Victoria have unresolved daddy issues?
ReplyDeleteHad to check. I thought this was an over-the top really bad parody. Nope.
ReplyDeleteI'm really hoping this is either a joke or a piece of performance art.
ReplyDeleteShould I be afraid to watch this? I do not possess the intestinal fortitude to watch or listen to much more crap from RWNJs. Every day, there's a new low. At first it was funny; now it is scary.
ReplyDeleteTheir will be no need to knock off any IQ points---there are no more left in that room.
ReplyDeleteHad to shut it off at 5:02. the stupid is strong in these women.
ReplyDeleteOT
ReplyDelete#ows mission statement
Yeah, okay. I got as far as "Muslims are allowed to beat and behead their wives legally in America because of freedom of religion" before I had to shut it off.
ReplyDeleteAnd you've got to love the "Muslims say you should kill gays, so why are Liberals for Muslims AND gays?" While forgetting that their book ALSO says to kill the gays...
And I'm still trying to figure out how someone saying "Allah Ackbar" before "slicing the meat" is a threat to America, even if it were true...
I made it for almost 3 minutes...Incredibly bad and stupid.
ReplyDeleteEven though I could not get past three minutes of this swill, I think it's great that it's on, as the more conservatives that watch, the more they'll realize just how idiotic their arguments are.
ReplyDeleteYou're spot on, womanwithsardinecan. You know you're crazy when you make the other crazy people uncomfortable. Everytime Jackson spoke the other hostesses erupted in very uncomfortable laughter.
ReplyDeleteThis is painful to watch. I couldn't make it all the way through. Sometimes I have to think that Victoria Jackson is just pretending to be conservative to skewer them. It's difficult to think someone can be that stupid.
Please do as I did and flag this vile video for removal, Its easy and only takes a minute !!
ReplyDeleteOmg...
ReplyDeleteYou did mean 50 IQ points each, right?
I also noticed they didn't have the token leftie (Hasselbeck equivalent).
I could not listen to more than a couple of minutes of it.
FUBAR is right. (or: FUBAR is *the* right)
My head exploded at 2:21
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the auditions for this show. Who got rejected? Those over a 60 IQ or those below? It would be funny except we all know their are way too many robots watching this show, believing every word, and emailing it to everyone they know.
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteGryphen,
ReplyDeleteHaving read elsewhere about this clip, I have a pretty good idea of its content and I feel no need to watch it. Having said that, there is no fucking way in hell I am going to watch even a nanosecond of anything that has Victoria Jackson in it, even at gunpoint. She is an ignorant, arrogant, hate-filled bag of pus. I find her to be among the most loathsome and repugnant of creatures that has ever befouled this planet with her sorry-ass existence.
I find it amusing that Jackson is smug and supercilious and actually believes that she is in a position of moral superiority. Her dripping sanctimony and contempt for anyone and everyone not in her little fundagelical clique is laughably junior high. Far from being evangelical, I am sure that she drives people AWAY from the church. She is a Jesus repellent.
I have spit on things that I hold in higher esteem than Victoria Jackson. If she and her shithead posse all died in some horrible accident, it would prompt a smile and maybe even a little laugh from me.
Let me be succinct: I find Victoria Jackson to be a fetid, festering pile of excrement.
From Politico: "In an op-ed in The Wall Street Journal on Friday, . . . Palin writes that the “sickening” ways in which some members of Congress rake in extra cash . . ."
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to her non-sickening ways of raking in extra cash???? Like faking a DS pregnancy? Like turning her child into a dancing monkey? Won't someone give her a shout-out on this hypocrisy?
Oh my god this is hilarious! Who is the dead woman on the left?
ReplyDeleteI didn't listen, but the heavy set fake blonde 'bombshell' looks like the gal who was on the TEA PARTY tour this summer,
ReplyDeleteI'm still reeling at the ignorance of that event. JFC
another reason o get rid of the tube!
Sarah could be a star on that show.
ReplyDeleteHey Gryphen, at the Sea of Pee, they have finally ALMOST come to the realization that Sarah is not running. Her comments on Hannity last night were the nail in the coffin for many more of them.
ReplyDeleteI suggest that you should do a follow-up post to your last one about the reconsider project as it's probably still going to be done, but is at least chugging to a slow crawl (though they might still do a TV ad).
Can we say delusional:
ReplyDeleteWell at least I haven’t gaffed, says Michele Bachmann, the woman who confused the birthplace of John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy, the state where the first shot of the Revolution was fired with New Hampshire, Elvis’ birthday with the day he died and vaccines with the cause of mental retardation — all in the past year.
That doesn’t even include the time she joked that God was sending a message about spending via deadly hurricane.
It’s not like she hasn’t put her foot in her mouth on stage, like Rick Perry — it was standing on stage right after a debate that Bachmann whipped out the vaccine = retardation thing.
And, of course, there are many, many more.
Nevertheless, Bachmann told Greta Van Susteren Thursday that she’s keeping away from the gaffes that are upending opponents for the Republican presidential nomination like Rick Perry and Herman Cain.
“I haven’t had a gaffe or something that I’ve done that has caused me to fall in the polls,” Bachmann said, adding, “And when it comes to the best Republican who take on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it’s me.”
Amazingly, Bachmann is actually making this line of reasoning a campaign strategy. This week, her campaign released this web ad cataloging many of the top gaffes of her fellow candidates and selling Bachmann as the reliable one when it comes to conservative talk:
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/11/bachmann-i-havent-had-a-gaffe-video.php
I love you Gasman!!! But, you really shouldn't beat around the bush when expressing your feelings! ;-)
ReplyDeleteSouthern Virginia Voter
The only person missing from that pitiful crew of mini-minds is our dear Sarah. Seriously, does Victoria Jackson not have an agent anymore to advise her? If not, I can understand completely. I'd quit, also, too before I'd be associated in any way with an idiot like Victoria.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I completely understand folks having a different political ideology, and I respect many on different sides of issues than I happen to be. But... this "performance" is cringe-worthy, no matter where one falls on the political spectrum.
Wow. A whole flock of stupid. Throw the paylump and blechmann in the mix and the stupid could potentially reach critical mass and create a stupid singularity. An infinitely dense, infinitely small mass that sucks all the intellect and air out of the room. Not all that dissimilar from the paylump's brain, actually :)
ReplyDeleteI couldn't watch the whole thing. It gave me indigestion and gas. I need a tums or something. I did click forward to the point where the stupid one (oops, let me clarify - the one on the far right) started talking about how the gays in CA are by far the minority but have the loudest voices, etc, blah blah.... I had to laugh - she was describing the tea potty but is obviously too dim to realize it.
I firmly believe this kind of conservatism is a mental disease. These people need meds or therapy or something.
victoria jackson was on saturday night live decades ago
ReplyDeleteStep right up, get your daily dose of fear and ignorance! Ick!!
ReplyDeleteThe stupid is strong with this group.
ReplyDeleteWell what do you expect of graduates from Glenn Beck's Online University?
ReplyDeleteAnd all these years I thought V. Jackson playing a stupid ditzy blonde was only an act.
Hey teabagettes. Take my advice (you'll thank me one day). DON'T put this on your resume.
Not going over too well on youtube.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcCvvJWyx4c&feature=related
125 likes, 2,876 dislikes
These insipid morons are living in an alternate universe of stupidity, misinformation, hate, and ugliness. They obviously have no ability to think rationally. Their brains are minimally functioning with no hope of recovery.
ReplyDeleteHow low can the right wingers go? Apparently below ground level where the sewage is decaying. They are oblivious to truth as they happily spew rotting garbage. I am continually amazed by the lies and hate that freely flow with no regard for anyone but themselves and other venomous cretins.
Maybe Jackson is doing some kind of performance art like Andy Kaufman used to do.
ReplyDeleteShe certainly can't be serious... can she?
Well, I watched it all the way through and got something out of it. All of you so far are wrong and should have watched it too.
ReplyDeleteHad you watched it you maybe would have come to the realization that what they said would have had a large impact on many Americans and would be well received. These are not stupid women at all. I won't go into any depth explaining why, just to give a hint that this is mostly a good cop/bad cop scenario. It will have tremendous impact among sympathetic 'stupid' Americans on the political right and will go a long way in reinforcing the hate they need to propagate in order to further their hatefilled agenda.
Now girls and boys, take the time to watch the whole thing and try to get something out of it. You can, you really can if you apply yourselves. And by so doing you will equip yourselves just a little bit in understanding what they're doing and how to fight effectively against it.
By watching it and paying close attention, it could be the most constructive and informing exercise you take part in all day. Then coming up with some intelligent comments out of what you see will be even more useful!
Where did you get the idea the View hosts were liberal?
ReplyDeleteThe View hasn't been anything but a Fox outpost on ABC since Rosie quit.
womanwithsardinecan, It's not a fake little girl voice, she's a real little girl. Notice how she makes herself little and looks up to daddy as she pleads to daddy. Notice how she holds her sweater sleeve in her hand in an attempt to make it look like she hasn't grown into it yet? You're an intelligent commenter here, do you notice any other little girl traits in this helpless little girl persona? I do but I want to try to bring it out of you people in an attempt to make something useful out of this whole exercise.
ReplyDeleteThis video is full of extraordinary content just waiting for an intelligent analysis!
I think the first ninety seconds of this was the dumbest fifteen minutes I've ever spent.
ReplyDeleteI want the 58 seconds of my life back that I just wasted trying to watch that POS show.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Gasman 6:24 -- I saw enough of Victoria J in the 80's. She had NO talent then and years in the unemployment line wouldn't have made her any better.
ReplyDeleteDidn't have to watch these sorry-excuses-for-real-women to know their hateful, Teabagger spiel . . . and with that I say, "OCCUPY!!!"
OBAMA Landslide in 2012!!
I couldn't' t finish it....
ReplyDeleteI the name of god, (the translation) is used prior to killing meat (food). Muslims also say it prior to having sex too, so to say its used for killing is crazy- weird. It's a prayer.
The Quran was owned by many of our founding fathers, and they read it. And no America was not founded on Christian principles. Muslim laws, ( laws influnced by Islam) I hate to tell ' em has been going on since forever. the old testement has the same laws ( some).
It is not in the quran to beat your wife... It's like many things, has become a part of a society, so it becomes accetable. One would need to read a bit, to discover that according to the teachings of Muhammad, a 'nudge with the index finger was his pratice. Muslims are suppose to live by his example, and not add or take away from his teachings. This is the case with the men beating their wives...the have added to suit themselves, and the women becomes oppressed... Which is against Islamic teachings.
And yeah, Muslims killing gays, is a national issue. Just ask the family of the victims...I'm sure they will say 'yes a Muslim killed my son/daughter and cried out Allah'acbar prior to the act. ( NOT). Of recent cases in the news, it was Americians killing gays, not Muslims killing gays. (Not defending anyone who kills), but these ladies have it wrong.
“The Islamization of America,” by Victoria Jackson
ReplyDeleteThey like beheadings and pedophile weddings,
And then they pray five times a day.
They like to kill anyone who will
Not say the things they want you to say.
Sharia Law, Sharia Law, What more can be said?
If you say “Go away,” they put a fatwa on your head!
http://www.mediaite.com/online/tgif-this-week-god-gave-us-the-politichicks-victoria-jacksons-online-answer-to-the-view/
Had to shut it off at 5:02. the stupid is strong in these women.
ReplyDelete5:32 AM
You actually got that far? I couldn't do it. They live in an alternate reality. And, it's nasty.
@8:25 Hey Sarah! Shouldn't you be over at the WSJ making anon comments on your fake post?
ReplyDeleteHmmmn. big surprise that the "Politichick" website has no place for comments or commentary....NOT !
ReplyDeleteWhat disgusting ignorant sad hateful people ...do they not have anything better to do?
ugh.
carrie, Had you read what I (anon @ 8:25) said carefully, you would have noticed that I condemned these ugly hating bitches as much as anyone else. Therefore, wouldn't it be obvious that I couldn't be Sarah or one of her ilk? Oh carrie, what's the use dear?
ReplyDelete@ 8:25 and 8:31AM...
ReplyDeleteThis video is full of extraordinary content just waiting for an intelligent analysis!
So let's hear it Morgan...what is your "intelligent analysis"?
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWell, I watched it all the way through and got something out of it. All of you so far are wrong and should have watched it too.
Had you watched it you maybe would have come to the realization that what they said would have had a large impact on many Americans and would be well received. These are not stupid women at all. I won't go into any depth explaining why, just to give a hint that this is mostly a good cop/bad cop scenario. It will have tremendous impact among sympathetic 'stupid' Americans on the political right and will go a long way in reinforcing the hate they need to propagate in order to further their hatefilled agenda.
Now girls and boys, take the time to watch the whole thing and try to get something out of it. You can, you really can if you apply yourselves. And by so doing you will equip yourselves just a little bit in understanding what they're doing and how to fight effectively against it.
By watching it and paying close attention, it could be the most constructive and informing exercise you take part in all day. Then coming up with some intelligent comments out of what you see will be even more useful!
8:25 AM
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womanwithsardinecan, It's not a fake little girl voice, she's a real little girl. Notice how she makes herself little and looks up to daddy as she pleads to daddy. Notice how she holds her sweater sleeve in her hand in an attempt to make it look like she hasn't grown into it yet? You're an intelligent commenter here, do you notice any other little girl traits in this helpless little girl persona? I do but I want to try to bring it out of you people in an attempt to make something useful out of this whole exercise.
This video is full of extraordinary content just waiting for an intelligent analysis!
8:31 AM
WTF! Is this a college course or a video about some right wing airheads spouting stupid ass shit and showing their asses on YOUTUBE?? Listen smartass...if you think these dummies were saying something smart...well it looks to me that they must be speaking your language! In other words....FUCK OFF!
You can see Victoria Jackson naked in that movie she made with Andrew Dice Clay. Yea.
ReplyDeleteNSFW:
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM2372-VictoriaJackson@CasualSex.jpg
Klassy lady, y'all! This is ART!!!111!!!
This is actually hillarious. And they're serious? What. The. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteI love you Gasman!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(I think the blonde on the far right is Jenny Jones, daytime talk show hostess)
Holy f*ckballs Batman! I couldn't make it past the first minute.
ReplyDeleteTeh stoopid... it burns!
omg - I Love how the host wants to start with gay marriage and then the one with the little girl voice wants to change that to the Islamization of America. And then the hosts says they can combine it.
ReplyDeleteoh, and then the "singing". this chick should be in therapy working out those daddy issues, or whatever it was that happened to her when she was six years old.
OMFG. I can't believe what I just watched. I started off with a mild headache and now I have a full blown migraine. There is too much to comment on and I just don't have the time to sort through it, but I would like to ask who dropped little miss Vicky on her head????? She truly behaves as if she is developmentally delayed, by A LOT.
ReplyDeleteThe four of them had full brazillian brain waxes, speaking of which, what is that mysterious white light eminating from the bleached blonde on the right's crotch? Is that some kind of RWNJ lighthouse?
ReplyDeleteGuess What, there's a part TWO! Maybe the few bots who actually made it throgh this one could learn more conservative christian priniples of faith while persecuting other religions and mocking homosexuals who want to get married.
This wasn't from a guy who lived with his mom till he was 33, never married, and hung out with twelve dudes and one prostitute by the docks.
My take on Jesus is that he spoke of love, He seemed more ticked off by the one percent, hated tax collectors, and loved everyone just they way they were. More liberal in the way he lived his life than most conservatives do today.
Victoria Jackson is one ignorant, hate filled teabagger!
The first thing that came to my mind, as a black female, was what in the world is this sista doing on that tea-bagging panel!? Lol! Is she a female herman cain or just an actor that was paid to be the token minority? Anyway, I refuse to view it, the tea party is in the gutter and this is the only way victoria jackson can do any work.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I sure wish I could get that 15 minutes of my life back.
ReplyDeleteWait, I have to go get a lobotomy first...now where did I put that ice pick?
ReplyDeleteThis HAS to be a parody, people like this cannot survive outside of an asylum.
ReplyDeleteI got as far as... knowing that I wouldn't watch this video if I were paid to do so. But, thanks, Gryphen, for keeping an eye on crap like this, so we don't actually have to watch it.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember when Victoria Jackson was smart, beautiful, funny and relevant? No one? Anyone? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Ugh, this was painful to watch. I first thought this was a parody, but aren't parodies supposed to be funny?
ReplyDeleteHowever, it really did confirm my belief to be a conservative pundit, tv/radio host, writer, etc. one does not need to be intelligent, educated or informed. One just needs a pulse. And I'm kind of doubting the brunette on the left, Jennie Jones, has a pulse.
Well, we'll know soon whether Sarah is a fan of "Politichix". Will she or any of her daughters start holding a small guitar in front of their tummies?
ReplyDeleteWild Tortoise
Just 50 IQ points off? That was generous. Not sure they'd have 50 points combined.
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