Courtesy of the Daily Beast:
THE VALENTINE
Popularized by: Teen mom Bristol Palin.
How to get it: Chin work can turn your face into a perfect heart. Then deny, deny, deny.
Like I said NOBODY believes these ridiculous people anymore. And they also have no problem pointing out their lies to the whole world.
Personally I think they were kind to Bristol, since as we know there were far worse pictures of her horrible, and unnecessary, surgery that they could have chosen instead.
When the Palin-bots talk about what they perceive as the Grizzled Mama's qualifications to be president, they often talk about her ability to care for her family, and run a household.
This is ridiculous on the face of it of course, but if you were to actually accept those as qualifications, you would have to ask just what kind of "family management" produces a high school drop out (Track), one teen pregnancy (at the very least), and inspires a young woman to get multiple plastic surgery operations before she is even 21 years of age? (Remember, in his book Levi spoke of trips to the cosmetic surgeon even before Tripp was born.)
Where is the self discipline, family values, and "steel spine" that Sister Sarah brags about constantly to the paint chip eaters?
If Palin were even half as focused on her family as she claims to be, they would be far better adjusted and much, much happier in their own skin.
Update: Someone in the comments mentioned that Bristol had broke her promise to let Tripp visit Sadie and Sherry for Christmas. So I checked Sadie's Facebook:
Wow. The ONE day of the year we were promised to get my Nephew to celebrate Christmas and his Birthday and it gets taken away from us.
Tripp is the real victim..how unfair to him! Does anyone think about TRIPP'S SAKE!!! I was really hoping he could finally open his Christmas gifts from LAST YEAR, and all of his new Christmas and birthday gifts, and be able to enjoy his birthday cake I made for him.
I am so sorry Tripp. We love you so very much.
I don't get how people can be so manipulative and lie without any sense of remorse just to justify their own actions. I didn't want to put this on fb but I feel the need to defend my family, because we would NEVER pass on the chance to get Tripp, and anyone who believes that we would can't tell the difference between a rock and a hole in the ground. (I have not asked Sadie if it is okay to post this, but I tend to think she won't mind. If I am wrong I'm sure I will hear about it.)
I feel terribly for Sherry and Sadie. I have been keeping my distance in the hopes that it not having me in their lives would remove Bristol's favorite excuse for not letting them see Tripp. But clearly it made no difference whatsoever.
So they have NOT seen Tripp (Except from a distance or on the internet) for almost two years now. So much for family values.
And before that moronic Palin fairy tale troll starts in about how Mercede started it first, let me just say that I know that is not the case and so do the people on this blog. Remember I saw those text messages to Sadie from Bristol, and also how she lied about me to break Sadie and her last boyfriend up.
However essentially it really does not matter who started what first, all that matters is that a little boy is only rarely seeing his dad, and NEVER seeing his father's side of the family. In my opinion there is NO excuse for that!
Bristol used to be pretty. Now she just looks plastic.
ReplyDeleteIn Sarah's mentally ill head, all these things she asserts to be true about her family and herself are true. She only has to say it and,Voila! it is!
ReplyDeleteA bit like the emperor's new clothes, we all can see the ugly truth underneath her facade while she struts around blithely unaware of the fool everyone sees her to be.
What kind of upbringing would make a 17 year old get pregnant on purpose, then get pissed off because her mom stole her child for her own political objectives and get pregnant a second time because she was "supposed to get pregnant, not her mom". I present the Palin Family!
ReplyDeleteSeems Palin's family is the prototype for her dysfunctional political party. Coincidence? Or predictably birds of a feather all on the same road to nowhere? Today even Charles Krauthammer could no longer remain silent on the state of Republican/Teabag/Theocon politics (and I'm envious that he thought of this before I did) -
ReplyDelete"The GOP's performance nicely reprises that scene in 'Animal House' where the marching band turns into a blind alley and row after row of plumed morons plows into a brick wall, crumbling to the ground in an unceremonious heap."
Thanks, Charles. I'll think well of you until tomorrow when you will almost certainly go back to saying stupid shit.
Palin's ashes.
ReplyDeleteMicMac
Her hair looks almost as fake as her Mom's wig, but not quite.
ReplyDeleteBristol looks like she had a chin implant, a nose job, and a partial face lift, not to mention the fake hair extensions, which is one step up from the nasty road kill her mom sticks on her own chrome dome! Any teenager that gets knocked up and then has that much plastic surgery to enhance their appearance has serious "parental" issues. Ladies and gentlemen... presenting Jay Leno and Kim Kardashian's love child, Bristol "plastic puss" Palin! The yearly maintenance cost for the up keep on that face is going to be quite costly! I doubt Granny Grifter will be paying those bills and it won't be easy for Bristol to find a rich husband with all the extra baggage she's already carrying.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the self discipline, family values, and "steel spine" that Sister Sarah brags about constantly to the paint chip eaters~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteTry looking in the outhouse or stuck behind the fridge with the bad rep.
With regard to the dysfunctional Palin family, what is the reason Ma Palin hasn't acknowledged the birth of Track's daughter with his wife Britta?
ReplyDeleteI just read that Tripp was supposed to send today with his daddy and family, and they were all prepared to celebrate his birthdya and Christmas, and big-hearted Bristol backed out at the last minute. So Tripp got no time with the Johnstons for Christmas...I thought that Sarah said Christmas was for families?
ReplyDeleteOh, no worries. She's gonna head to Boca and convince one of those Hugh Hefner wannabes that she is the sprightliest 45 year old divorcee they have ever seen!
ReplyDeleteI heard she plans to seduce them with her bovine dance moves!
;)
http://nymag.com/news/frank-rich/gop-2012-1/
ReplyDeleteWhat a proud day for Bristol and her mom as they are featured in the NYMag's article on the trailer trash that is also known as the GOP.
HolyfrickinOUCH, Sarah- the same Newsweek that did those "beeeea
ReplyDeleteutifullllll" shots of you waiting for the seventh fleet, DARED to mock Todd's oldest child, er, dotter! I can see a (Irony Alert) FACEbook hate filled "lamestream media" Mama Gizzly schitzotypical rant coming on, and a GVS whine fest in word salad.
"The Valentine" LMAO "Perfect heart" Ohh Stop, Newsweek! No sane man (or woman for that matter) would date her, after what she wrote in her book about her sex life with Levi. She's a snobbish gossip, willing to bash anyone for the right price- just like her mama.
It is sad, though, that a teen has so little self esteem that she'd go under the knife and lie about it over and over.
Good Parenting would have helped, but her mom was too busy going for the "In God We Trust's", and left her kids to fend for themselves.
Anyone see a "Perfect heart" in any photo of Bristol? I just don't see it.
Is there upkeep with plastic surgery? Admittedly, I know very little about this subject. But, I do agree with the poster who thinks this young woman has mommy problems. She has no self esteem to speak of. Thus, the utter lack of personality.
ReplyDeleteAlso, where is Bristol’s reality show?
Bristol was and is a pretty girl. Track is not a dropout. Stop spreading rumors and lies. You have no basis to say anyone is unhappy. Again, stop spreading your propaganda and lies. Your favorite Wasillan and quasi daughter has also had enhancements. Thoughts on her?
ReplyDeleteI dont see HOW you can continue to say the things you do. You've been proven wrong constantly. And the TRack lies are just unnecessary and the most inaccurate. And remember, Levi was now been called a liar by at LEAST 2 ex girlfriends, Lanesia AND Bristol. Bristol may be dishonest on little things, but back in 2007 when Lanesia wrote"all Levi does is liar", what motivation would she have to lies about that?
I think YOURE projecting your unhappy feelings about your family onto the Palins. Again, no basis for the things you say.
Anon 500, what idiot would believe Sarah STOLE a child from her child? Bristol is a natural nurturer. I would choose not to judge people you do not know.
ReplyDeleteBristol looks the same, with a slimmer lower face. She's a beautiful girl and rarely wears makeup. That speaks volumes to me.
ReplyDeleteWhats the point of a post like this, when you know it's just going to stir hate and immaturity? You don't know these people, you cannot fairly judge them. You cannot fairly judge any human.
ReplyDeleteBristol had the procedures done. Why not. Parent advised her it's perfectly ok to enhance your looks. She gets lots of work done all the time. Probably even referred Bristol to her own doctor.
ReplyDeleteThose are two very beautful pictures of Bristol. This is a girl who looks great after a day of fourwheeling and has dirt covering her face.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gryphen, WHY do you continue to slander Track, a young, responsible, mature man who doesnt seek the spotlight? Those are the most outrageous lies and huge exaggerations.
This photo and others like it actually make me feel sad for Bristol. She was such a pretty young girl. What happened to her that she came to see herself as ugly and in need of "fixing?" Never mind, I know what happened to her. I am 61 now and I have known plenty of pretty girls who believed that their beauty was all they had to contribute to the world, and that the world would take care of them accordingly. In fact, I met a few of those same pretty girls years later in AA, where they were trying to understand why life worked out the way it did for them. (Same for some of the "smarties," like me, which explains why I was there. Brains are no guarantee of anything either.) The most beautiful old ladies I've known were those who gracefully grew into their faces, with lines that showed years of love and joy and laughter and sadness and grief. It's too late, I'm afraid, for Sarah to learn any self-love (as opposed to self-obsession), but I hope her girls can overcome this sickness over time and find some meaning in their own lives.
ReplyDeleteThe acorn didn't fall far from the tree.
ReplyDeleteHi troll people - nice try. Bristol was cute in the boat picture taken in June of 2007 before she had Trig. Now, not so much.
ReplyDeleteGryph - Happy New Year - I am glad your Christmas was fabulous. Sounds like you have a really smart & fun family.
Geez... toss out some chum and the trolls come swimming in spouting the almighty Palin gospel.
ReplyDeleteI see the Palins are working overtime here, huh?
ReplyDeletewow, the barely literate anon at 6:15 pm sure told us
ReplyDeleteHoly Wasilla, the troll has arrived and is posting non stop in defense of Bristol and crew. It's the same mantra, 'you don't know', 'immature', yep, the same language, I'm wondering if it's Bristol herself?
ReplyDeleteIn spite of all her "enhancements" Bristol can't get a man.
ReplyDeleteWho in the hell would any guy want to marry into that family!?! She's got a rill bad track record.
Looks like options are dwindling for Bristol.
ReplyDelete@6:15 PM, 6:16 PM, 6:19 PM, 6:21 PM, 6:21 PM, and 6:28 PM
ReplyDeleteUh, if Gryphen is lyin', how come $arah ain't suin'?
Huh, huh?!?
It ain't libel if it's true.
Why do you complain when $arah WANTS people to talk about her? Are you saying that $arah and Bri$tol don't do crazy shit for attention?
I see her nostrils are rather huge. Now that she got her chin sharpened, she needs to whittle her nose ito proportion.
ReplyDeleteOk anonymous so these are all lies.
ReplyDeleteSo tell us, did Track graduate from high school?
Was it home school or GED?
And what is he doing for work now or what are his plans.
You come on here and call everyone a liar but where are facts to support what you are saying? You never provide them. And it's hysterical how you name call and throw stones and then turn around and yell at us for judging. Who can respect you with that hypocrisy.
If you want to provide your facts about the Palins fine, but your approach is hardly mature or sincere. So you aren't accomplishing a thing. We are all ears if you provide factual info in a polite manner. Go for it and skip the childish name calling. Maybe someone would believe you then instead of seeing you as a kook.
3 high school dropouts. Teen pregnancies. Unemployed parents. Rampant drug and alcohol abuse. Relatives with criminal records. Where I come from we call this white trash. So you got some clothes and a few toys and some cosmetic work done. It's all just a bow on a Hefty bag.
ReplyDeleteAny reports of Palin and her family attending Christmas services this weekend at a church... any of them or all? *laughs* Oh the hypocrisy after her White House holiday card!
ReplyDeleteYou can see the complete outline of Bristol's chin implant - just like you can see it in fake boobs.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how it feels for her to know that everytime someone looks at her they are looking at her phoney chin. Sad ....
You really such an immature hater Gryphen. Why are you always telling lies about the Palins. You don't know them. Stop judging and being so immature.
ReplyDeleteBristol is so beautiful and kind and nurturing. You couldn't meet a more lovely girl. She is polite to all and a great parent (to all).
And Track is a wonderful responsible young man with a family now.
The Palins are a rock solid happy family that love and support each other. They pray together.They eat together.
They are so close they even party together if you get my drift.
You all don't know them. Bristol will be so succesful and so will Track. They love and adore and worship Sarah and she is a beacon of hope for them.
Stop spreading lies like another one is about the Palins marriage and they are happy and devoted to other!!
Do any of you lib haters even know them?
Comment on that Gryphen!
Yes sir, that heart-shaped face gonna be a real man magnet when she's 30, unemployed, uneducated and sporting a mustache.
ReplyDeleteHey Gryphen...
ReplyDeleteThe fairy tale troll says you are telling huge outrageous lies and slandering Track and all the Palins.
So why don't they sue you?????
Hey Troll .. Any comment?? Why no lawyer letters saying to stop slandering?
You can take the girl out of the trailer park...
ReplyDeleteFairytale troll, your defense of Bristol is as pathetic as Bristol's attempts to be famous. FAIL!
ReplyDeleteBristol is a slut and she looked a lot better before she got the Jay Leno chin. Track IS a dropout. Gryphen is not spreading vicious lies, the Palin family are considered failures. It's why they will NEVER be respected.
I "fill" sorry for you Fairy tale troll, that you "fill" the urge to constantly defend Bristol, which must mean you are either Bristol or April. Both of you need to get an education, and maybe then you have a chance at a good life. Good luck Bristol.
troll. . . troll. . . troll troll
ReplyDeletebam bam bam bam - one right after the other with misspellings and all. ONE dimwit - ONE!!!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/12/26/1044354/-How-I-Obtained-the-First-Ever-Released-Copy-of-Newts-Divorce-File?detail=hide
ReplyDeleteThe file from Newt's first divorce and how a blogger got it when CNN and Bloomberg didn't.
The divorce filings are now posted online at the Kos link. It is UGLY. Newt is a cheap jerk imho.
Bristol is not being reclusive at all. She is out and about and everywhere. The public doesn´t notice her, because she is mistaken for a snowman.
ReplyDeleteTrack did not graduate. He reads and writes on a fifth grade level.
Willow and Bristol remind me of the Gaede sisters, but without the looks and talent.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue
The whole family except for Trig is pathetic...I see your post is getting under their skin. Those comments defending the Palins' are either from Bristol or one of her paid friends.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with these people?
ReplyDeleteSarah walks around with her turkey neck with all that loose skin waddling around then she disappears for a while then shows up with a tight neck.
The neck bit is not as bad as a 50 year old woman stuffing her bra and then wearing a tight white t-shirt. Come on Sarah, you are flat one day like a junior high boy and the next day you have big boobs and you walk around smiling like you are proud of them. Then the next day you look like a boy again.
It's like your pregnancy, you are flat one day and the next day you have a 7 months pregnant belly.
You people are fucking sick.
It wouldn't surprise me if Tawd stuffs his silk underwear with socks!
Cheeses! There's more trolls on this thread than on Mimi Bobeck's desk (the secretary from "The Drew Carey Show")
ReplyDeleteYou can always tell you're onto something when it touches a nerve in the palinbots.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol looks the same, with a slimmer lower face. She's a beautiful girl and rarely wears makeup. That speaks volumes to me.
6:19 PM
Hey Willow you forgot to mention your sister is hot...
Your a uneducated high school moron homophobic drop out.
Bristol Palin's surgeries, while pathetic, aren't as culturally damaging as her mother's faked pregnancy and the media failure that accompanies it.
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest about why Bristol got so much plastic surgery before the age of 20. There wasn't anything wrong with her, except for her thinking that she belonged in show business. Bristol has no talent for acting, singing, dancing or even for speaking. She is like millions of other kids. She dreams of starring in her own reality TV show as the path to fame and fortune. Bristol dreamed of being a Celebrity!
ReplyDeleteFollowing her Dance with the Stars, she and the Massey Brothers cooked up the lame premise of living together in Los Angeles, including adorable Tripp. They would work for a small, unnamed charity. I think that Bristol went for the drastic makeover to look like the stars of reality TV, the Kardashian sisters, who talk openly about their plastic surgery. In the end, it doesn't look as if that show worked out. It's just as well. Tripp shouldn't have been pictured living in that situation, real or unreal.
HOW is Bristol getting away with this? Didn't the divorce papers say that Levi had the right to see Tripp so many days a month? If she is not allowing that, she is in contempt of court. Haul her fat ass to jail! Oh, that's right, we are talking about the most corrupt state in the union, where the cops are controlled by factors other than truth and law. SHAME on Alaska for allowing this to happen to this little boy!!
ReplyDeleteAnd SHAME on that fucking ugly bitch for treating their son this way. I don't need to personally be getting a pay check from the, dear troll, to know that they are horrible people who deserve to be in jail, one and all. While I am at it..SHAME on you for defending them over and over..do you have no human values?
I still don't believe that Levi is Tripp's dad. He would have gotten better visitation without even trying if he was Tripp's father, and Bristol would be making sure Tripp's side saw him.
ReplyDeleteWith their sadness, Mercede and Sherry are making the second Palin pregnancy hoax seem credible.
Track may be a drop out, but of the whole clan, he seems the most decent.
ReplyDelete"... You all don't know them. Bristol will be so successful and so will Track. They love and adore and worship Sarah and she is a beacon of hope for them...."
ReplyDeleteSo they love and adore and worship Sarah.... LOL trailer park hill billies sure do have a weird way of showing their appreciation to Sarah?
Let's see, underage Bristol fucks in a canvas tent and gets pregnant again and embarrasses her mother the pretend governor... Track cuts school bus brake lines... Track and Bristol does not go to college.... both are unemployed making babies while single...
If you call that loving and adoring Sarah then you are one sick puppy.
I hate to imagine what those loving kids would do if they hated Sarah?
I guess Sarah fucking Glen Rice in her sister's room was her way of showing her affection to her high school love Tawd.
Tawd's love for Sarah was expressed by him fucking Shailey Tripp.
Yup those Palins are full of love and admiration for each other......
Nobody believes Bristol had her chin realigned for medical purposes and transformed into Jay Leno.
ReplyDelete"... Bristol will be so succesful..."
ReplyDeleteAs what?
Bristol tried and failed as:
Sarah's personal hair stylist
Mother
Author
Student
Daughter
Abstinence advocate
Motivational speaker
Real estate agent
Bull rider
Office manager
Camper (she got pregnant)
Dancer
Bendy Straw Inserter into water bottles
The only thing Bristol is successful at is breeding and bed hopping.
What Bristol did and is doing to the Johnstons family will give her a seat in hell next to Sarah.
ReplyDeleteBristol really needs to grow up and get rid of her mother's high school mean girl ways.
No one who puts her own petty grudges before the emotional welfare of her child could ever be called nurturing or a good mother.
ReplyDeleteI feel dreadful for Mercede, Tripp's one loving grandmother and the little guy himself. It's a shame and totally shameful on Bristol's part.
Maybe if Tripp had his Grandmother Johnstons love Tripp wouldn't look for love and comfort from his pacifier.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol used to be pretty. Now she just looks plastic.
4:34 PM
When Bristol was walking the streets in Los Angeles with Willow, I thought Bristol looked like a mean mad tranny leopard.
Bristol has no talent for acting, singing, dancing or even for speaking.... but she sure can moan!
ReplyDeleteCorrection: Track may be a hs dropout, but he is the least indecent of the clan. (Piper seems like a mirror image of her mother.)
ReplyDeleteAnon 838, Your comment doesn't even make sense. It is also ignorant on many levels. Grow up, don't judge. Gryphen's doing a find job at not seeing things from an objective perspective.
ReplyDelete"Tripp's one loving grandmother "
ReplyDeleteThat is uncalled for. You cannot call one family more loving than the other, nor pit two people against each other.
This whole update is based on an ignorant lie. Gryphen still ignores facts and who Sadie truly is. Who she is is NOT a well adjusted, nice person. She is a backstabber and insecure mean girl. Talk to Chris P.
"both are unemployed"
ReplyDeleteLIE. Stop lying about people. Seriously immature. You cannot continue to call this girl the immature one when you know jack about her OR the situation.
I love how Gryphen cites only Bristols past texts to them. He ignores ALL of Sadie's nastiness. And remember, Levi was once a serial cheater. Lanesia, for one, often complained of his deceits and "ways". All documented in HER words, and others.
I dont know exactly why Bristol has trust issues in Levi, but that is probably a start. So why wouldbt she become angry when he would be in the same vicinity as an ex, ie Sadies friends? I would be too if he had had cheating issues.
Again, please remember Gryphen purposefully ignores all the Johnstons lies and ill deeds to make things look more positive for them. this is NOT a fair blog.
...But will a dramatized version of Palin's ascent to the national level stir up old, bad memories about the half-term governor, or will a treatment of not-so-ancient history with rose-colored glasses again romanticize Palin, who has recently come out with a "don't rule anything out" kind of message?
ReplyDeleteThe film doesn't premiere until after the first Republican primaries have taken place in January, February and March of 2012, but if Palin does make a move toward the nation's highest office, will "Game Change," a star-studded, high-concept production, give an unlikely Palin campaign an even more unlikely shot in the arm?
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/game-change-better-palin-plug-undefeated?page=full
"Bristol dreamed of being a Celebrity! "
ReplyDeletethat is hilariously inaccurate. Seriously, people who speak from ignorance should not be allowed on the internet.
"Your a uneducated high school moron homophobic drop out."
ReplyDeleteUm, you're a despicable, ignorant, judgmental jerk. Thanks for playing. I hope you're not a person who thinks they're the pillar of integrity because decent people don't lie about minors as you just did.
"Hey Troll .. Any comment?? Why no lawyer letters saying to stop slandering?"
ReplyDeleteBecause decent people do not take bloggers words as truth. Why waste money on something that doesn't matter and few people believe, comparatively?
Palin dishing out praise and defense of Tim Tebow, the quarterback of the Denver Broncos whom critics perceive as overly religious:
ReplyDeleteI am pro-Tebow. And being on Team Tebow, I'm so proud of him using the platform that he's been graced with, that he's been blessed with, to do positive things. And, you know, he's not ashamed of his Saviour. He's not ashamed of Jesus. And I -- I think what Tim Tebow is -- is saying there in his shout-outs and thankfulness to what the Lord has blessed him with is -- is, you know, Jesus will rock your world if you give it all over to him. Just -- just try it and see what he's going to do in your life. So I'm proud of him.
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/sarah-palin-wont-rule-out-jumping-2012-republican-contest
And, just like that, it was all over for Tim 'Jesus will rock your world' Tebow. Obviously, Sarah was right, and Jesus has spoken. Tebow is now a loser like Sarah. World rocked.
I don't understand why anyone brings up Track or any other family member. They have nothing to do with this. They're also the people who, unfortunately, get slandered the most. Track, nor Willow, nor Piper, nor Trig, seek the spotlight. Don't use them to play your dumb games, and don't make crap up about them because it "sounds good" to you. Rumors start for a reason, and these rumors are often lies.
ReplyDeleteGryphen already only reports the most biased of info regarding this matter. Don't add to the bs pile.
Is the troll too literate to be Bri$tol, or is Bri$tol trying harder?
ReplyDeleteSarah's curse continues on Tim Tebow
ReplyDeletehttp://sarahpalinhasaserpentsheart.blogspot.com/2011/12/sarahs-curse-continues-on-tim-tebow.html
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol has no talent for acting, singing, dancing or even for speaking.... but she sure can moan!
8:47 PM
Bristol has a defender on this blog who is not willing to defend her moaning talent.... interesting.
Also noticed the Palin defender is not disputing Sarah's sexcapade with the black college basketball player....
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why anyone brings up Track or any other family member....9:17 PM"
That uncontrollable boy is lucky he didn't kill Alaskan kids who just wanted to go to school an get an education unlike the Palin kids who goes to school to contract 9 month of mono or gets expelled or leaves school to have babies or leave school to go to hockey games in Philadelphia.... you mean those family members? Or the child member who was a gang leader and was caught destroying private property while breaking and entering... you mean those family meembers?
My my you ignorant immature blog readers need to just grow up!
ReplyDeleteBristol didn't want to be a celebrity. She NATURALLY became one and you are all just jealous because she makes more money than you do.
And many lib women are angry and red-faced so you see it's obvious some of you are simply jealous of my, I mean Bristols good looks.
Do you know that everynight ( yes every one!!) she gives herself a facial including steam and squeezing out her own pores!! That's why she is a natural beauty and it's why so many men fall for her! She scrubs her feet clean every night too!!
What's wrong with all you idiots making up stories about this wonderful close knit Christian family!?
If you knew them really you wouldn't say things!
I mean NO ONE can judge another human! Gryphen you are a bad gossip and the rest of you are immature haters.
Grow up already. The Palins dont care what you all say. Why would they? They read this blog all the time but they are above it and know that God is on their side of good not your side of lies. This is a fact.
Hey, Palin's "common decency" troll,
ReplyDeleteYou're. A fucking psycho.
Sarah palin doesn't give a shit about you and could not care LESS about you jumping on Jesse's blog to defend her fuck-ups (that includes her kids).
Go. Away...you smell...
Why do you people keep bring up Track cutting school brake lines?
ReplyDeleteIt's not like anybody died! It's just "Boys being Boys"!
Why do you people keep bring up Tawd screwing Shailey Tripp? It's just "Boys being Boys"!
Why do you people keep bring up underage uneducated Bristol screwing in a tent and getting pregnant? It's just "Girls being Girls"!
Why do you people keep bring up underage uneducated Willow is a gang leader who was expelled from school? It's just "Girls being Girls"!
Go away troll! Your multiple posts in a very short time frame only draw attention to the fact that Sarah has no supporters but paid supporters. And even the people she pays can't be bothered to wait a while between unpersuasive posts.
ReplyDelete"The Palins dont care what you all say. Why would they?
ReplyDelete**They read this blog all the time**
but they are above it and know that God is on their side of good not your side of lies. This is a fact."
Now THAT little troll is VERY good to have confirmed, makes it even MORE fun to write a comment knowing that the Palin's WILL READ IT!
Thank you little troll for busting them.
Are any of the trolls aware that Palin doesn't 'know' President Obama either but it doesn't stop her from spewing one untruth after another about him and frequently adding a jab at his family in the desperate hope of getting a response from him.
ReplyDeleteSince she can't bear to read how her detractors feel about her she has to hire trolls and family members to read the comments and attempt to defend her indefensible behaviors. Sad to be Palin, sadder to be a family member who was dragged into her selfish fantasies for a few gold coins.
Oh goody! Six Sanctimonious Troll comments in a row! I love it! I use some of ST's comments in my class to demonstrate hypocrisy, irony, ad hominem attacks, and being judgemental in writing.
ReplyDelete@8:22
ReplyDeleteClearly, it was satire.
You have to have a high school diploma to join the military, Gryphen, but don't let the facts get in way of your lies!
ReplyDelete" Seriously, people who speak from ignorance should not be allowed on the internet."
ReplyDeleteSo you'll be leaving then?????
Sarah vs Sarah
ReplyDeleteReally? You have to be told that was satire?
But.. but.. surely the "common decency" troll(?) is just putting you all on?
ReplyDeleteI think it's a fairly good parody. They are no Beldar, but no too bad.
Just a thought, but anyone who claims any "truth" is just blowing smoke and repeating hateful rumors. There's really not one commenter on this blog who actually has reliable info. Gryphen doesnt even have that.
ReplyDeleteAnd Anon 4:34, I assume you were NOT one of the people who immaturely called Bristol mean names because she was slightly overweight. She's never been remotely huge. She also never been naturally skinny, as most people aren't.
In general, people suck more often than not. And the blogesphere is proving that every single day.
People here especially need to reexamine their lives to determine what is making them unhappy enough to attack people they've never met and trust unverified information. Common sense.
Don't speak in generalities for one thing.
ReplyDeleteAnother. Bristol looks the exact same. I'm not sure what people are talking about with this whole "she looks way different" shiz.
Saying she's a whole new person is absurd.
Hi Bristol, Welcome Back!
ReplyDeleteQuick question, Where's Trigs Birth Certificate?
Oh yeah, bustol was never pretty, beautiful or gorgeous. her looks are so-so, nothing to brag about.
ReplyDeleteJust like her old, ugly mother never was nice looking either.
What do we have when they start removing their removable parts? F.U.G.L.Y.
Don't forget bustol had to be told she lost her virginity to god knows who else beside levi. she said she was told that she'd screwed because she didn't know (I don't know why.) Then she made the statement she hoped tripp wasn't levi's. So yeah more good wholesome values coming from that family.
ReplyDeleteOh joy! The once high and mighty Palin family has been relegated to blog attacker status. I believe that is a step below junk bond status or picking up trash after the Academy Awards. Mission Accomplished Palin Truthers! Now find the last morsel of information about how Trig really came about and send that family down the river with the flow.
ReplyDelete@Common Decency Blogger. I think there are some people here who do not get that your posts are parodies. Sometimes it is difficult to tell the difference between parody and Sarah's, oops I mean, the
ReplyDeleteFairy Tale Troll's posts.
Sarah, next time you are sober, try posting. You might seem more coherent.
The Palins are afraid Tripp would expose all their lies, since he is getting older now. What if he talked about the other kids Bristol has? What if he talked about who REALLY lives in the compound? What if he asks where Daddy Ben, Daddy Gino, Daddy Kyle are? Surely exposing the busy sex life of his mother would be grounds for a custody battle? Ah, sucks to be a Palin. Honesty is not part of their lives. Finally realizing that money cannot buy happiness, or peace of mind.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way Bristol will ever leave Tripp alone with Levi or Mercede; too easy to gther DNA samples for conclusive tests.
ReplyDeleteDearest Trolls,
ReplyDeletePurile and jejune are synonyms for your over-used charge of "immature."
You might try varying your vocabulary for more effective writing.
Envious and covetous are synonyms for "jealous." Try them out for a spin.
Try critical or censorious, rather than "judgmental" in your screeds against those who find you less-than-perfect.
New words won't change the fact that your observers are NOT immature, jealous, or judgmental, but you'll sound a lot less repetitive and a tad more mature when writing for the bloggers here.
We bloggers feel informed enough about your circumstances because you and your family have been on the stage for more than three years, writing autobiographies, making speeches for money, appearing in TV shows for money, being paid to model for magazine covers, and commenting about those around you.
You are not humble, modest, or private. Therefore, the public at large is given license to assess your family and its actions, or inactions.
If you want us to go away, then: you first!
Sincerely,
A mature, secure observer of the Palin tribe.
6:15 Since the Palins are such a loving, close family, where are all the photos from Christmas? Surely they got together for the celebration of the Lord's birth that $carah touts so much? She mocked the President's Christmas card, where is hers? With all the new babies entering the family, it might be difficult to explain each and every one, eh? Did Bristles give her "godson" back to his family (yeah, right!) Well, the Masseys learned the hard way how the Palins treat other people who are not of any use to them. Toss them aside. I wish the Massey family would write a book, unless they had to sign confidentiality agreements like the DWTS contestants had to do.
ReplyDeleteBristol,
ReplyDeleteIt is true, in the opinion of many commenters here and in the past, that your plastic surgery did not enhance your appearance. If it's possible to do, go back to the original, sweet-looking Bristol as she was naturally born.
I feel deeply sorry for you, since, by your own evidence, even as a child you weren't guided, loved or supervised as you needed to be, leading you to have a low self-image, to debase yourself with a cheating boyfriend, to pretend to be an adult when the adults around you are not. You've been given bad advice in a family that is dysfunctional, from parents consumed with their own lives and who have little time left over to raise the children they've brought into the world.
It's not too late, Bristol, to turn your life around. To find a friend, a mentor: someone you can trust and who has your best interests at heart, and who can guide you to a life of independence and integrity.
"Why waste money on something that doesn't matter and few people believe, comparatively?"
ReplyDeleteThen why, dear troll, are you here begging us to believe you?
"So why wouldbt she become angry when he would be in the same vicinity as an ex, ie Sadies friends?"
ReplyDeleteYour jealousy is the reason you don't let your son see his aunt and grandmother? No wonder every other word is "immature" - projection. So sad.
Uh, I think the Sarah Palin Common Decency troll is satire, y'all...the bit about partying together, and Brstols facials sort of gave it away. The funniest thing is that the fairytale troll (I do believe it is really only Bristol and April, cause no one else gives a shit anymore) is so predictable that the satires are almost indistinguishable from the real ones.
ReplyDeleteAs for Track, I think he at least has a GED, cause even the army won't take total idiot losers anymore.
http://www.todaysmilitary.com/before-serving-in-the-military/military-entrance-requirements
6 posts in a row from fairy tale troll. Caffeine much?
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are uneducated, lazy, delinquent, backwards, grifting trash, and proud of the fact. It's a free country, so they have the right to let their kids run wild, drink, have unprotected sex with rednecks and be functionally illiterate, but THANK GOD they will not get anywhere near the White House. We'd have to nail down the furniture to make sure it wasn't carted off and the linens in the Lincoln bedroom didn't get auctioned on ebay. Guess GOD is on America's side after all...
ReplyDeleteBetween the fairy tale troll and the parody comments, this comment section is starting to sound like something from the Onion.
ReplyDeleteYou can actually see the outline of Bristol's new chin implant, and she also got a face lift. All that surgery did not make her look better.
ReplyDeleteSince she started getting face lifts so young, just think of what she will look like 20 years from now. She will look the 'cat woman'. The woman who is obsessed with altering her face.
"Bristol dreamed of being a Celebrity! "
ReplyDeletethat is hilariously inaccurate. Seriously, people who speak from ignorance should not be allowed on the internet.
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So, uh, Brisdull (or Willer?) then why don't you take your own adivce and scram?
Now that Sarah is too lame even for the lamestream media, Gryphen has branched out into a variety of interesting posts. But since I'm sort of taking a breather from politics, I mostly stop by to catch the daily mocking of the fairy tale troll. There are a handful of witty people here who help start my day off with a chuckle.
ReplyDelete@ 6:15
ReplyDeletethe only people to call Levi a liar is the Palins. Nobody else. I suspect he is very truthful - I believe SP called TriG 'retard'. I know she swears like a drunken sailor without provocation.
She's disgusting and she knows it's just a matter of time before EVERYBODY knows about the hoax she perpetrated upon America.
The first Tripp is native american. Why don't we see more of him? We got a glimpse of him last summer. Bring him out! Tell us his real name, for we know it's not TriG.
@ 6:19 PM
ReplyDeleteBristol rarely wears makeup and she looks awful. Most of the time though, if there is a camera around, both Bristol and Willow have stage makeup plastered on and highlighted with heavy fake lashes. They mimic their mother's look which is also awful.
Virginia Voter, I agree that we have some really good parodies here, and I sometimes have to stop and reread just to be sure which is which.
ReplyDelete"And Track is a wonderful responsible young man with a family now."
ReplyDeleteif you say so - the drop out still lives with mommy and daddy. He doesn't have a job. He doesn't go to school. Where is the responsibility? Does he provide daycare for TriG?
Does he really have a new baby or is that the child Willow's been lugging around?
I'm pretty sure there is only one troll. She gets up VERY early (I get up VERY early and she gets here before I do, so she either lives back east or starts posting at 4am). She then pounds back 2 or 3 mocha lattes and starts typing like mad. She used to try to space them out slightly, but has obviously given up that subterfuge. Now it is just caffeinate and spew.
ReplyDeleteMy comment was for the "anonymous" fairy troll, not the tongue in cheek IMer who posted as such.
ReplyDeleteIMO Levi DOES see Tripp as per the visitation schedule. The child, however, is not the blue eyed blond model we've seen paraded around. The real Tripp looks very different.
ReplyDelete10:45 PM
ReplyDeletea diploma is not required for the military, especially if there are underlying circumstances. The military will take anyone, but the uneducated are removed from service after one year in.
Holy fuck!
ReplyDeleteUm, I can read.
I can also surmise that the "real" troll only signs on as anonymous...
Unlike the IMer who wrote the spot on PARODY post.
I don't like people jumping up my ass,Wake up America.
And. You're wrong.
Peace.
The military usually does require a diploma HOWEVER Track signed up when he was a junior in high school. Rumors were his parents forced him to enlist.
ReplyDeleteAlthough he did not graduate, he was obligated to serve as of Sept. 2008. So he was trained and got a tit job driving officers around in a jeep. As soon as he put in the required number of hours to fill his commitment he was booted. This is common with druggies and drop outs.
Tripp is not Levi's child.
ReplyDelete"I don't understand why anyone brings up Track or any other family member."
ReplyDeleteBecause Sarah does, obviously. She's the one who constantly publicized her "large, loving family" that she expected the State of AK to foot the travel/per diem bills for when she was AK governor.
And how did we know Track was in the military? Because Sarah relentlessly publicized herself as the courageous mother of a military member.
And ever hear of a cable show called "Sarah Palin's Alaska"? Sarah's family members were all front and center on that show broadcast into homes across the world.
Then there was a little thing called DWTS. Bristol Palin on a top-rated network TV show for weeks, dancing her little heart out, garnering reams of publicity. How many red carpets did she hit?
Oh and who would have even known Track got his GF pregnant (excuse me, I meant, "married" his GF), much less "married" her, if Sarah hadn't sold the "wedding" photos to People magazine, turning a family event into a public payday?
Then there was Sarah's very public Rolling Thunder/bus tour featuring Sarah's mini-me Piper. Unlike most people's, Sarah's idea of a "family vacation" included heading out in a massive bus with an eye-catching Sarah Palin "wrapper" on it, and publicizing it across the land so she could pretend she didn't want reporters following along.
People who try to have it both ways are such hypocrites and Sarah is SUCH a fucking hypocrite. She uses her family for publicity at the drop of a hat, and obvious fame whore red carpet trippin' Bristol for one certainly hasn't objected.
Conclusion: Sarah uses her family to drum up publicty and sympathy for herself, and they all go along with it because it enriches them too. So, trolls, take your criticism of Gryphen and shove it.
There would be NOTHING for Gryphen to post about the Palins if they didn't put themselves out there.
IF Tripp is really Levi's son it is up to him to go to court to get REGULAR visitation..period! WHY hasn't that been done?
ReplyDeleteUnless Levi is hiding something he would get REGULAR visitation in Alaska, Mercede should be complaining to her brother not on Facebook. Something is not right with this whole story of visitations with Tripp.
Gryphen, do you know why he doesn't go to court to see his child? if Tripp is his child.
Sarah Palin Common Decency Blog said...
ReplyDeleteMy my you ignorant immature blog readers need to just grow up!
Bristol didn't want to be a celebrity. She NATURALLY became one and you are all just jealous because she makes more money than you do
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Sad thing is Bristol is Sarah! They both don't know shit and scammed America to make a quick buck.
Here we got a person with no schooling or education lecturing teens on abstinence and she can't even keep her panties on. Sleeping with Levi, Ben and Gino in a very short time period doesn't say much about her character.
Writing a book and describing her sexual encounter as rape by her baby's daddy and then changing the story when she is challenged does not say much about her character.
Bristol tried to make a quick buck whenever and wherever she could. She always took the easy route. Instead of going to college she tried to pass herself off as a motivational speaker. Bristol can't even motivate herself to go to school or improve herself. She wants to be like the non talented Kardashians and have a reality show which is what Sarah tried and now Todd wants.
Bristol keeping Tripp away from his Grandma Johnston and Auntie Mercede is the most shameful pathetic thing a human being can do. Bristol got that mean girl characteristic from Sarah too. Have you seen Sarah or any of her kids with Todd's side of the family? Did Sarah stop them from visiting Todd's parents? Bristol is as vengeful as Sarah.
Bristol hasn't accomplished anything on her own. She has been riding Sarah's coat tails since Sarah was mayor and now that Sarah is finished so is Bristol's free ride. Nobody is giving Bristol free money anymore for being SP's daughter. Sarah has crashed and took Bristol with her. So now Bristol failed at everything and now wants to be a cosmetologist. Bristol is Sarah! Bristol wanted to do nothing and be a glamorous star with a new extended chin and other cosmetic surgery and new wardrobe and new lifestyle and live in Hollywood. Bristol wanted to be like the street walker in the movie Pretty woman but that's the movies and Bristol failed again. Reminds us of Sarah, how Sarah always wanted to be like Ivanna Trump but married an unemployed un motivated uneducated Todd instead. Sarah went from fake breasts and fuck me shoes back to her fuck you red bathroom rug she wears like the trailer park old maid that she is.
Bristol will always live a shitty life until she grows up and allows Tripp to be with his Grandma Johnston.
Bristol it is sad that you are standing between Tripp and all that love a grandma can give a grandchild.
Break the cycle Bristol....
STOP BEING HIGH SCHOOL MEAN GIRL SARAH!
Stop pretending to have a relationship with God like Sarah proclaims.
God does not approve of you keeping Tripp away from family....
And I'm only posting this much because I'm starting my third day of a cold and am really really bored.
ReplyDeleteThe whole family is Wasilla valley trash.
ReplyDeleteEven her staff on the McCain camp called her a "hick on a high wire".
As far as Tripp goes, I think the Johnstons probably know he isn't really Levi's. Still no DNA paternity test. And for a reason.
Bristol is and was a slut.
Anon 7:07, It's all just a bow on a Hefty bag. OMFG!! Double Snort!! And the hits just keep on coming.
ReplyDeleteThank you all so much for being immasure, jujmentel, gelas, haitors, allwieghs spreddin lys.
And Hey Brooky, how's life under the bridge? She'll know what that means, don't you my little munchkin?
The folks at the institu.. er I mean that big house with all of the rooms have been looking for you. I told them I'd try to round you up. So tell the nice people bye & come with me. I have this brand new white jacket for you. I think you'll really like it. It has all kinds of shiny snaps & buckles & stuff. So come on, take my hand, you know I'll take care of you.
Sorry everyone, we try, but you should see her scale the wall.
Then there was a little thing called DWTS. Bristol Palin on a top-rated network TV show for weeks, dancing her little heart out, garnering reams of publicity. How many red carpets did she hit?
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I'm sorry we must of been watching two different DWTS show.
I recollect Bristol dancing as bad.... even worse than Kim Kardashian.
I just have memories of Bristol eating at the Cheesecake Factory with giant to go bags and an ever growing belly. Bristol did not show great work ethics like Sarah said she did. Bristol did show how much she loved Big Macs, fries and shakes.
"...dancing her little heart..."
We must be talking about somebody else.... Sorry
Here's the deal, Bristol:
ReplyDeleteyou think that because you made a load of money in just a few years doing nothing special, that other people are "jealous" of you.
I would challenge you to compare your total lifetime earnings -- or let's say until you're 50 years old -- against the incomes of people who trained for professions, dedicate themselves to rewarding work, and have personal dignity and earn respect for their efforts.
I don't think anyone in your family has ever demonstrated the value and joy of real work. Knowing things, doing things, helping others, working with others. Real work is a reward all on its own. Find someone who can lead you to an education, of some sort, that will provide you with decades of self-respect and honestly earned income.
Sarah vs Sarah
ReplyDeleteYou directly referred to "Common Decency Troll."
Common Decency had posted, "And many lib women are angry and red-faced so you see it's obvious some of you are simply jealous of my, I mean Bristols good looks. "
The "...jealous of my, I mean Bristols..." is the give away that it is satire. You must be a little confused.
Levi owes it to himself to get a DNA test. There is so much rumor that he did not father Tripp.
ReplyDelete6:47 - sorry you missed my obvious sarcasm.
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ReplyDeletelol. We seriously need parody font, sarcasm font, etc. I'm too sick to keep track of who said what to whom and who was joking vs who was serious. All I know is that the fairy tale troll is humorless.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Bristol's T.V. show?
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol for once demonstrated some poise, composure, dignity and kindness, I'd have a largely different opinion of her.
ReplyDeleteI don't dislike her as intensely as her mother just because of her mother, Bristol's just proved over and over that she is her Thug Father and Bitch Mother's child.
She is nasty, lying, hypocritical, shallow, callous, vindictive, snotty and dumb. If you give a Palin an inch of power, they'll lord it over you. I feel for Levi and his family. They are completely outmatched and have the worst legal and brand representation I have ever seen beyond Heidi Montag and her equally fame-hungry yet pathetic husband.
Palins, those toe jams can kiss my ass.
ReplyDeleteHey, if a 20 year old wants and can afford plastic surgery, go for it. But for her to do a typical bitchy-Palin judgement on people who openly or at least don't deny PS, just ticks me off.
ReplyDeletesam said...
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Bristol's T.V. show?
8:39 AM
She didn't fuck the right person so it was shit canned.
So Bristol will the youngest $9 hairdresser with $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery and implants.
Tebow isn't doing that well since Palin jinxed him.
ReplyDeleteOf course.
If Bristol was 16 or 17 maybe her childishness would be her excuse for keeping Tripp away from his grandmama, but Bristol is a 21 year old mother who is suppose to be teaching Tripp about life and enjoying his childhood, teaching him to share and get along with others. It is sad that Tripp is a pawn for Bristol to get even with Levi.
ReplyDeleteBristol and Levi don't get along.... Fine... No problem... That's life...
Just don't keep the little boy from his grandmama.
Enough is enough Bristol.
If Sarah is this Godly woman laying praise on Tebow in the media, I wonder WWTD? What Would Tebow Do? Would Tebow condone this behavior or would he want Sarah to talk to Bristol about her actions and what it is doing to Tripp!
So Sarah.... WWTD?
Since Sarah is laying praise onto Tebow and his faith, maybe Tebow and his faith can teach the Palins about God's love and what it really means to share the word of God?
ReplyDeleteIf anybody knows Tebow maybe they can contact him and fill him in on what's going on with Sarah Palin and her daughter and how SP's grandson hasn't opened two years worth of X-mas or birthday presents. They are just sitting with his Grandma Johnston waiting to opened with love.
Hopefully God can direct Tebow to intervene and show the Palins that God wants Tripp to have a relationship with the other half of his family.
Maybe the Christians in Wasilla, especially Christian grandmothers in Wasilla can share a kind word with Sarah as grandma to grandma that the Godly thing would be for Tripp to see his grandma during the celebration of Jesus's birth.
What do you say Wasilla?
What do you say Sarah?
WWJD?
Bristol, a natural celebrity? hahahahahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't for her mother, Brissypants would be Trailer Trash.
In fact, she has failed the celebrity test. She doesn't have the right stuff for celebrity. No talent. No looks (now). No personality. Nothing that would capture the hearts of adoring fans.
I am very interested in seeing what she tries next.
Gryph.... Inquiring minds want to know.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on with Levi? Does he get to see Trip? Is he also wondering about Tripp's paternity? Is Tank really his jailer? What's Levi up to? Is he working? Is he going to take Bristol to court or not?
Sarah Palin wanted to be POTUS.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin wanted to be a world leader.
A world leader can bring peace and unite countries.
Sarah Palin who governed the largest state in the union can surely talk to her own daughter and end this squabble and bring together a grandmother with her only grandson to celebrate the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ.
I believe Sarah Palin can and will do this.
There are some excellent comments on this blog, especially Anon 3:22.
ReplyDeleteI tune in to IM daily, sometimes several times a day, just to get the latest gossip on the Palins. Sorry Trolls, but that's what happens to celebrities - they get talked about, sometimes not favorably.
Sometimes I am disappointed that there is no Palin thread, although I do enjoy the other posts as well. But it is the Celebrity dissing that I enjoy the most.
Just an idea...could you do a running thread on Palin gossip? Sometimes when things get going, the thread goes to archives and that's a bother.
Frankly the entire cast of character has had their 15 minutes.Eveyone should get on with their lives. Sadie and Bristol. Mrs Johnston and Mrs Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteWho really cares if Tripp is or isn't genetically a Johnston.
Levi was picked as a fall guy husband for political purposes. He may well not be the biological father. Since he does nothing, why should anyone else get into a lather about it at all.
It is beyond ridiculous. Get the DNA.
Bristol will be switching partners until she is too old to attract anyone.
Women are in short supply in Alaska.
Bristol, the Bitch has surpassed her very own mommy dearest in wrongful parenting.
ReplyDeleteNOT allowing Tripp and the Johnston's to get together on the ONE day they were guaranteed, not once but twice!!!
I agree with a previous comment that Bristol probably has several reasons she doesn't want Tripp to be around the Johnstons. Tripp can talk now....
Of course Bristol will not risk having any family secrets revealed. Out of the mouths of babes.
The Bitch! She used Tripp in her last desperate grab at celebrity and now she denies him the right of every child - to see his father... just because she is afraid of something Tripp might say about her hypocritical life?
What kind of mother does that to her own child? Oh yeah, Sarah and TriG
Bristol didn't dream of celebrity? If not, then why was every choice she made all about becoming a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteThe Palins soooooooo much want to be the Alaska Kardashians... They lead such exciting lives, and do such daring things, and are all so gorgeous and glamourous. They get gobs of money for doing nothing. Just up the Palins alley.
Problem is no one is buying the BS anymore. I can't wait to see what Sarah will cook up next.
Bristol's actions involving Tripp and the Johnston's is cruel and incredibly selfish.
ReplyDeleteBristol, not afraid of life? BS. She's so afraid that her son will spill the beans about her to his father Levi that she won't let him see his father?
Oh Bristol.... you can't keep that pacifier in his mouth forever... You can't keep him hidden in the Compound forever.
I think all of us hoped for a good life for Tripp. He has all a kid could want or need, except of course for not being able to see his father, but he is well cared for I believe.
ReplyDeleteHowever, Tripp is now 4 years old and his formative preschool years are over. His "family values" are set; the kind of man he becomes depends a good deal on these values.
And that is what worries me. Look at any of the Heath-Palin brood, and ask yourself if this boy has any chance than those who taught him?
Will Tripp be a bully? Will he have a sense of entitlement simply because he is a Palin? Will he learn that the ends justify the means? Will he learn the importance of dark secrets kept?
I hope not, but ....
Bristol will be switching partners until she is too old to attract anyone.
ReplyDeleteWomen are in short supply in Alaska.
11:34 AM
Women are in short supply in Alaska?
Is that why college basketball player Glen Rice fucked wonky eyed Sarah?
Not much to choose from?
Then Tawd figured "Women are in short supply in Alaska" so I'll take Glen Rice's sloppy seconds...
Tawd thought its not like Glen Rice is coming back to Alaska for this word salad cross eyed ignoramus and nobody will ever find out Sarah screws black fellas, so I'll screw Sarah until something better comes along...
Oh hell, too late Tawd found out fertile breeder Sarah aint on the pill and is now trapped.
Mother like daughter like daughter.... 3 generations of loose Heath / Palins females.
One commenter pointed out that you can see the outline of Bristol's chin implant. Looking at the first pic, the heart face, her jaw looks like a puppet's -
ReplyDelete12:14~
ReplyDeleteI actually do think Sarah" trapped" Todd into marrying her knocked ~ up ass.
Dunn's book says Todd was not so into Sarah that he wanted to give up other girls.
Well, a knocked up gf will sure spoil him for any other gals...
And, well, theres sarah who isn't trained for anything, not educated, and totally intellectually vacant.
Barefoot and pregnant IS my career goal!!
"Going out there and winning this would mean a lot. It would be like a big middle finger to all the people out there who hate my mom and hate me" NO "it would mean a lot because all my "hard work" paid off", OR "it would mean a lot because my little sister would be proud" NOT EVEN " if I don't win I will still be forever grateful to have been given this opportunity" etc. of course not, she inherited all of her mother's dismal personality flaws, or should we say horror traits. Brisket wanted to win so she could throw the finger at the majority who disliked her lumbering graceless tacky "dancing". Tawdry vulgar ungrateful skanks those Palin cows. You betcha.
ReplyDeleteThe only Palin reality show I want to see is when they all enter group therapy - live! On tv! Oh that would be rich!
ReplyDelete"Going out there and winning this would mean a lot. It would be like a big middle finger to all the people out there who hate my mom and hate me" NO "it would mean a lot because all my "hard work" paid off", OR "it would mean a lot because my little sister would be proud" NOT EVEN " if I don't win I will still be forever grateful to have been given this opportunity" etc. of course not, she inherited all of her mother's dismal personality flaws, or should we say horror traits. Brisket wanted to win so she could throw the finger at the majority who disliked her lumbering graceless tacky "dancing". Tawdry vulgar ungrateful skanks those Palin cows. You betcha.
ReplyDeleteBrissypants better grab her a man while she can.
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS LEVI? WHERE IS lEVI'S LAWYER? (Yes, I know it's rude to shout, but I'm shouting because this frustrates me so much.) WHY is Levi not taking legal action?
ReplyDeleteKudos to the "commondecency"faker you have it down pat :)
ReplyDeleteNow for those that don't believe....
here is the REAL sarahpalincommondecency troll
who is prob Brooklyn and she is bored b/c she won't let anyone post on her pretty shiny blog but poops all over this one with her bullshit about Brisket is a "natural beauty" and other BS.
How much crack does she smoke to write this shit up?
Anyway we know its none of the palins b/c she is too literate to be them.
I'll give her that.
Otherwise, troll, you are getting really boring and several here have your little Fairy tale, we love applebee's and sittin around the fire eatin' mooseburgers....shhhhhssh Really crunchwrap supreme is sarah sittin' all by herself looking for her pic in people mag, while toad is out Ho'ing the ho,ho,hos!!!
Sarah takes another hit of speed and throws on a roadkill wig and gets ready for Vannities show. Governor can I kiss your ass, governor, bla, bla,bla!? And then its over and she tweets a hateful tweet about POTUS out and is immediately attacked by Legion...Ho,Ho,Ho Sarah! Your a has-been, a quitter, a liar, and XcelebuTARD,adulteress, money laundering through SarahPac, Grifter
Nobody gives a fuck about you except to see babygate come out or hear what Didn't get printed in Joe's mcGinnises book, ho,ho,ho.
I hope 2012 is WORSE that 2011 meaning all the skeletons come out!!!
And SPCDT you are just shit-awful boring. :( Give it up, dude.
What is up with Levi that he won't haul Bristol to court over visitation? What a lousy excuse for a father he is.
ReplyDeleteI think we all know there is a very large and very obvious piece missing from the Tripp-Custody story. No DNA and most perplexing- no pushback from Levi to enforce his court ordered custody time. Bristol flagrantly violates the court order to such a degree that it appears she is TRYING to get hauled into court. Sadie pops up now and again with promises to take the gloves off, start telling the truth about the Palins- then, nothing. And lest we forget a BIG inconsistency- Levi sharing a photo in his book and identifying it as himself and TRIG but other photos of the child show it simply could not be Trig but is the distinctively faced baby we were told was Tripp.
ReplyDeleteWhatever reason the Johnstons have for these strange actions (or inactions), Bristol is still the villain here. Whichever child is the real "Tripp", he is old enough now to convey in words many things Bristol and her family of bullying thugs would rather keep quiet.
Bristol never intended to allow Tripp one moment with the Johnstons.
Gryph, we are asking, what's up with Levi?
ReplyDeleteWhat if Tripp is not his baby? Are the Palins paying Levi to pretend that he is the father? It would be a scandal if it were revealed that Levi was not Tripp's biological father. Is this another lie to "protect" Brissypants "reputation?"
Bwahahahahah! Bristol's reputation.....
Sarah Vs. Sarah said...
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12:14~
I actually do think Sarah" trapped" Todd into marrying her knocked ~ up ass.
Dunn's book says Todd was not so into Sarah that he wanted to give up other girls.
Well, a knocked up gf will sure spoil him for any other gals...
And, well, theres sarah who isn't trained for anything, not educated, and totally intellectually vacant.
Barefoot and pregnant IS my career goal!!
1:20 PM
Interesting!
Now change the name from Sarah to Bristol and Todd to Levi..... Now everything makes sense. The turd does not fall far from the toilet.
We all know that Bristol wanted to get pregnant and she always came across as a needy jealous girl. We also know Bristol tries to control Levi and who he sees because Bristol doesn't want Levi's girlfriend with Tripp.
Bristol has self esteem issues.
Wow, the bots are out in full force with this one. Busy living in fantasy land, eh Bristol and Willow?
ReplyDeleteBristol....you are selfish. Let your child enjoy his time with his father and paternal family. Even if he's not biologically related to them (which I doubt) they're who he believes his family to be.
"Tripp", he is old enough now to convey in words many things Bristol and her family of bullying thugs would rather keep quiet.
ReplyDelete????????????
Someday that kid will be in school and will spill all the beans.
Oh shit, when Tripp starts school Bristol will be worried that someone will get a hair sample from Tripp for DNA comparison.
"Levi..... DNA reveals 99999.999% that you are not Tripp's father!"
(Slowly the camera pans over to Todd and to Creepy Chuckie Heath who are both sweating up a storm)
"WTF....Todd..... DNA reveals 99999.999% that you are Tripp's father!"
We are waiting for a Sarah Palin intervention.
ReplyDeleteWill Sarah Palin unite Tripp with Grandma Johnston?
Remember Sarah....
There's a place in hell for women who don't "support" other women
That includes "supporting" other grandmothers!
Wow. to the anon at 6:34, who said:
ReplyDelete"In fact, I met a few of those same pretty girls years later in AA, where they were trying to understand why life worked out the way it did for them. (Same for some of the "smarties," like me, which explains why I was there. Brains are no guarantee of anything either.) The most beautiful old ladies I've known were those who gracefully grew into their faces, with lines that showed years of love and joy and laughter and sadness and grief."
I doubt that you'll get to see this, but (as a formerly brainy overachiever now terminally unemployed) - your words really touched me. Thank you.
I also see some wonderful examples of healthy aging in the women at my yoga studio... so graceful and present at 60 - 70 yrs+
@6:04
ReplyDeleteYou forgot one.
Slowly the camera pans over to Track...DNA reveals by 9999.9999% YOU are Trig's father.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/mercedethreatened.png/
ReplyDeletePalin Thugs are everywhere. The photo is a FB page capture of Mercede talking about how her mailbox has been destroyed several times, mail and packages are missing and how she has been threatened.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/mercedeletter.png/ screen capture of Mercede's FB page, text of the post follows.
ReplyDeleteMercede posted on FB the following;
Mercede Johnston Thanks to all of you. Trust me I am doing everything possible. Logging absolutely everything. Everytime she posts pathetic lies about me/us online, all the smack talk, and leaving state without Levi's permission I write it down. She writes lies on fb to cover her tracks. It's absolutely disgusting and so manipulative. It makes me so sad that people actually believe those lies!
And Shelbi that is awful that your friend had to go through this too. I don't know how a mother can do that to their child! I wish my father was around more by choice and for those fathers who WANT to be there should be commended in this day and age.
And we do log everything. I have since day one. And ever since the day he was born I've got him a card for every single holiday along with gifts, random letters when I'm really missing him. I also write him a letter everytime we are suppose to get him and she never shows up and doesn't return Levi's calls. And I explain that we were suppose to have him today and have been waiting a year to finally see him and had a huge surprise planned for him and that it was taken away from him. I also take pictures everytime we plan something for him. For example I take pictures every Christmas morning of all his gifts and tree, easter basket, halloween (we set up a huge party for him. It was decked out with the most awesome decorations just for Tripp and only family was invited just so bristol couldn't say there was someone she didn't like attending and then not bring Tripp. It's pathetic we have to jump threw hoops yet she can have anyone and everyone around him. Hypocrite), his birthday party and cupcake/cake we all spent so much time making for him..and I put all the small gifts that fit, cards, letters, and all the pictures in a box and one day I'm going to show him all of this and he's going to see that we were always there.. always! He was just taken away from us. The real victim is Tripp. This will effect him for the rest of his life..I don't know if she realizes that. It's just wrong. And thank you for all your kind words. Today is his 3rd birthday and we're all in tears that this is the 3rd birthday we're not apart of. </3
Anyway I hope you have a good day and I pray you and your family are never in this situation.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete.... And Bristol is struggling to reinvent her scrapped Bio channel reality show, this time under a Kardashian-style format featuring her boyfriend Gino Paoletti and her 17-year-old sister Willow...
....“And Bristol’s upset because Sarah wants to stay out of negotiations for her show. Sarah isn’t thrilled with Willow being involved. But Bristol believes the show will be more marketable with Willow – that they can be the next Kardashian sisters.”...
4:23 AM
Why can't fucking Bristol do anything successful on her own?
She can't even get Tripp off of a pacifer for Christ sake!
As always Bristol is still trying to cling on to mommy's coat tail.
Hey Bristol how about going to college? Oops I forgot you can't even fucking do that with the grades you barely got and you wouldn't be able to pass the minimum requirements of filling out your name without Sarah Palin's help.
No wonder Levi left your dumb ass!
Bristol and Willow as the new Kardashian sisters?
ReplyDeleteWon't that be a hoot.
By by politics for mommie Palin.
Bristol was popular and in demand when Sarah had everybody fooled that she was running for president.
ReplyDeleteBut once Sarah hit skid row Bristol landed flat on her big fat ass and has been begging for a reality show since.
Bristol do you think DWTS would of knocked on your door if it wasn't for your mommy?
I am going to make a comment about the comment Mercede made about "Tripp and Tripp's" Christmas stocking.
ReplyDelete1. If the theory that there are two Tripp's holds water, then there would be 2 Christmas stocking, one for each of the boys.
2. If Mercede saw Tripp on Dec 22 of last year, they WHY would she not give (a single) Tripp his birthday and Christmas presents at that time? I know people are saying the reason that she had two stockings was because she did not have a chance to give him his stocking and presents last year. Yet we have found out (with photo's) that Tripp was visiting Mercede on Dec 22, 2010. Yes, it was a few days before Christmas, and about a week before his "birthday", but knowing how seldom she gets to see Tripp, why didn't she give him his presents at that time? UNLESS there are two Tripp's, as said by Tank Jones (also the long standing rumor that "there was a Tripp before Trig, then a Tripp".)
So why are there presents and a stocking for Tripp from last year, if she saw him just days before Christmas last year? UNLESS there are two Tripps and she only saw one of the two Tripps to give presents too....