Sean Hannity interviews ugly red wig on last night's program. Not sure, but I think it had Sarah Palin's head clenched in its jaws.

Okay I am going to try and stay professional here. (What the fuck is on her head?)

Okay NOW I am going to try and stay professional here.


This is a very short interview, only a little over eight minutes long. I am guessing that is how long Palin's meds are able to keep her from jumping up and screaming "blood libel, blood libel, blood libel" at the television monitor. (Seriously is somebody missing a baby Sasquatch in Wasilla?)

However Palin does not hesitate to start attacking Obama right out of the gate. Calling him a socialist and claiming that he is "bankrupting the country."  She goes on to claim that "a lot of Republicans" live in the President's head "free of charge."(By the way crazy lady, THAT'S called 'projecting." Just so you know.)

Palin then laments the fact that "my ticket," as she calls it, did not do a good enough job of defining Obama's "socialist agenda" during the 2008 campaign. (I bet you thought that was John McCain's ticket didn't you? Shows what you know.) 

At about the 3:50 mark Hannity decides to liven things up by bringing up the Gabby Giffords shooting, (You can identify when this line of questioning begins by listening for the hissing sound coming from the wounded red badger crouched on her forehead.), and goes on to bitch about the fact that Obama correctly identifies Republicans as heartless whores for big business.

Palin refers to what the President said as "hogwash," and goes on to characterize Tuesday's speech in Kansas as "his words not matching his actions," then adding "He's a phony! Barack Obama is a phony!" (Says the woman wearing a wig made from whatever they were able to peel off of the grill of the Palin family Escalade earlier that day.)

Hannity then asks Palin who she will endorse, but Palin refuses essentially saying that she cannot yet decide. (After all there are TWO whole choices left, so how could she possibly narrow it down?)

But then a Christmas miracle takes place right before our eyes. Sarah Palin, purely accidentally I'm sure, says something intelligent. She points out that the GOP candidates are doing the Democrat's "opposition research" for them by "nitpicking" at each other.  (How in the hell did that happen?)

Wow, Sarah Palin saying something smart. (In response I am sure that somewhere a little demon is getting his first pitchfork.)

At the end Hannity asks if Palin will support whoever is the eventual Republican nominee, and she says she will because, ANY of the current GOP field would be "infinitely better than who we have in the White House today." (Yeah lady, keep telling yourself that.)

This was perhaps one of the most unnecessary interviews I have ever seen conducted with the "Lunatic from Lake Lucille," and I have to imagine that the ONLY reason she was hosed off and plopped in front of the camera was to meet her contractual obligation to mumble incoherently a few times a month for the Fox News shut-ins whose failing eyesight still convinces them that she is "pretty hot for a politician."

Personally I had to make myself watch it twice because the first time I found myself constantly distracted by that fright wig that somebody threw at her head right before she stumbled over to her stool in front of her fake Christmas backdrop.

For one brief, and admittedly sickening, moment I wondered to myself if "the carpet matched the drapes." But then it dawned on me that the only way that would be possible is if she had a "Tickle-me Elmo" stuffed down her granny panties.


Let's see Elmo keep that constantly upbeat attitude of his after THAT!