Palin appears on Fox sporting Tie-Dye underwear and spouting moose poop. Just another day in the Wasilla looney bin.

Click the wonky eye to see the full interview

I know that I got the attention of some of you pervs by mentioning Sister Sarah's unmentionables, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

By the way, in some parts of the world women wear Victoria's Secret underwear, but in the Grizzled Mama's town it's called "Wasilla's Dirty Little Secret" underwear. Which consist of a pair of tie-dye thermal PJ's with a quick access trap door in the back. Because as they say in the Valley, "It's not a sin dependin' on the hole it's in!"

I am not going to bother to do the whole break down of her interview because it really IS the "same shit different day." (If you are super duper curious you can click the image and hear it, but I suggest strong drink before subjecting yourself to her caterwauling.)

I will note however that Palin clearly read here because she not only COMPLETELY changed her back drop from that raging fireplace fire to the dead lake back drop.

And not only THAT, but she clearly did not enjoy people making cracks about her wig not moving naturally on Judge Pirro's show, so she has a few stray loose hairs this time which almost look real....you know on TV.

Now I am not sure which one of these interviews came first, but I do want to point out that Palin actually put clothes on for her appearance on Hannity.  Though she did use the same backdrop and left those few stray hairs waggling around her forehead.

Click sneer to play video.

This interview was funny because Hannity kept referring to Palin's ghostwritten Facebook post, and talking about all of the "hard work" she put into it. (Which I believe consists of her screaming into the phone, "put more freedom into it!" and "make me sound smart!")

Once again I am not going to go through the entire interview as I have a life, but I will mention that Palin gets VERY defensive while talking about how the media, and "establishment," are reporting on Gingrich, claiming that they are making up lies about his past. (Remember kids, when Palin says "lies" she really means the "truth." Everyday is opposite day in Wasilla!)

She also provided one quote which is an indication that Palin totally views politics as a modern day version of Roman gladiatorial combat, a bloodsport where only a few live to see another day.

She vomited this nugget forth towards the beginning: "One of the characteristics that we need this go around, Sean, in order to save our country is...we need a..we need a big dog who will bite when they rattle our cage." 

So essentially Palin wants a rabid animal that attacks everything in sight and scares the hell out of everyone around them.

So could somebody please hand this lunatic a mirror?