Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
This has GOT to be someone's idea of a joke. Surely Santorum isn't that ignorant. But then again, when Bush first went into Iraq they called it "Operation Iraqi Liberation" (OIL). Then quickly changed it to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" (OIF). Not much better, but "OIF" seems to sum up that invasion. Those whacky republicans just won't give themselves a break!
I was going to put this on my FB page but the conservative family and friends I have wouldn't understand the idiocy and would think I am pushing the moneybomb.
In between lol and spitting coffee all over my computer, I've shared this on FB and everyone else is doing likewise. Too damn funny. Putting up on the right side and at the very top of my blog with full credit, of course. This is too priceless not to share everywhere.
Here in Springfield, Mo. there are plenty of Kum & Go gasoline stations... I remember when I first saw the sign...well how kinky. I just never thought that was clever.
It's like they're feeding us the punch lines. Are they really that clueless?!?
TomK - I don't appreciate spewing my tea across my keyboard, not only because of the mess, but because it some of my last tea and it's gonna be a few weeks before I can get to town and get some more - but damn that was funny!
Not to be out done, Gingrich just launched Conservatives United National Treasury while Romney's new PAC is the Conservative Order of Corporate Kleptocracy. I think they both realize that Santorum is coming on hard from behind but also that he may be playing his hand prematurely. This could all end up as one big, sticky mess.
Newt Gingrich’s Meanness Is The Secret Of His 2012 Success
...Back in late November, a conservative talk-show host, Steve Deace, compared Gingrich to biblical King David who, like Gingrich, contrived to commit adultery and won forgiveness by begging for compassion. Of course, god forgave David and allegedly Gingrich as well who followed some unsolicited advice from a Southern Baptist Convention lobbyist who told him, “You need to make it as clear as you possibly can that you deeply regret your past actions and that you do understand the anguish and suffering they caused others including your former spouses. Make it as clear as you can that you have apologized for the hurt your actions caused and that you have learned from your past misdeeds.” That is the beauty of the Christian religion for men; commit adultery, beg forgiveness and you are a heroic figure. For women though, the pain and betrayal of an adulterous husband is not washed away by phony confessions and acts of repentance; but that is the price for belonging to a patriarchal, mean religion.
The Christian religion’s avatar of light, Jesus Christ, did preach charity, forgiveness, love for fellow man and peace, but in the final analysis, non-compliance results in everlasting burning in a lake of fire. For the past three years, the religious right supported Republicans who assaulted women, gays, the poor, and Muslims because they do not conform to Old Testament rules that are inherently harsh and punitive. Christian Dominionists and fundamentalists floated the idea of death for homosexuals, stoning women for having sex before marriage, and punishing proponents of same-sex marriage by presidential commission. Now, one might think that evangelicals stoning non-compliant Americans is harsh, but according to scripture, when Jesus returns, he will resurrect those dead sinners and condemn them to burn in everlasting Hell. There cannot possibly be a meaner religion, and the religious right found an equally mean candidate in Newt Gingrich.
There is a reason Gingrich ramped up the mean factor in South Carolina by attacking the poor, gays, the media, and African Americans; he knew there was an abundance of mean-spirited, racist, religious right voters searching for a mean candidate to implement their brand of theocracy.
Sen. Paul apparently set off the alarm on the airport’s full-body scanner, despite insisting that it was a glitch and that he was not carrying anything that would have set it off. TSA agents would not allow Paul to walk back through the body scanner and, according to his staffer, demanded that the Senator undergo a full body pat-down.
Every president must establish a narrative of his presidency: this is who I am, this is what I stand for, and this is my plan for America. The Republican Party has sought – by and large unsuccessfully – to sell another narrative of Obama’s presidency, one that involves pretending President Bush never existed and pinning all his failures – and responsibility for where we are now – on Obama instead. Most Americans aren’t buying into this – they know who to blame. So do Republicans, which is why Bush is never ever mentioned by 2012’s Republican hopefuls.
If you watch videos of the 2008 Republican Convention, there was writing on the floor that said "Country First." However, when Sarah & John took the floor, Sarah covered up the "O" and John covered up the "RY." I did a few double takes until I figured it out.
I'm sorry but after reading this article and the comments, my inner child kicked in and saw that there's a 'ball reading' going on in hrh's post. Need to go washout my keyboard with soap.
And Sarah Palin made fun of the acronym for President Obama's "Win The Future"? At least WTF? is what everyone's saying about the GOP candidates, any of em, all of em.
Which is it, Ricky? Every Sperm is Sacred? The meaning of your last name? or your new brilliant idea, CUM for money?
Ditch the sweater vests, use some mousse and ask Bristol for the address of that hollywood bar. Listen to Sarah and "take one from the team"!
Conservatives always end up with something sexual contexts - despite their best efforts - is that they are SO repressed! They repress their own sexual urges, want to suppress everyone else's sexual urges so they end up in sexual scandals, come up with names where the initials are form a sexual word and end up calling themselves "Teabaggers"! They fall prey to this because none of them have ever read Freud, they only read their Bible - and it's chock full of sex and scandals! Because they are so sexually repressed and uptight, everything comes out with unintended, subconscious Freudian slips!
Someone did not think this through. Perhaps Conservatives United Fundraiser? Lol
ReplyDeleteWhat is with the GOP and sex and bombs?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, this is real. https://www.ricksantorum.com/unite/
ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind thought this was a good idea>
Subliminal cravings, Rick?
ReplyDeleteOkay, it's official. Someone is fucking with all of us.
ReplyDeleteI'm predicting another google "problem" for Rick.
ReplyDeleteSantorum launches C.U.M.
ReplyDeleteIt worst than that "Santorum launches C.U.M. bomb (Conservatives Unite Money bomb)!
Todd & Sarah Palin and their daughters must of just wet their panties with excitement.
The fundraiser was launched prematurely
ReplyDeleteMaybe there's a Democratic mole working for the Santorum campaign.
ReplyDeleteHe's toast, anyway, so maybe HE's messin' with us...
Nah.
What are these clowns thinking?
ReplyDeleteThose cat houses for Ron Paul should reconsider. . .
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY?????????????????
ReplyDelete@ Anonymous 4:41
ReplyDeleteNow I have a visual of Todd wearing panties in my head. I'm glaring at you right now. >:-(
Shaking head (*on shoulders*) in disbelief.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDelete@ Anonymous 4:41
Now I have a visual of Todd wearing panties in my head. I'm glaring at you right now. >:-(
5:13 AM
Ewww I can see Sarah in her holey granny panties!
Palin's little skanks don't wear panties.... they consider them speed bumps!
This has GOT to be someone's idea of a joke. Surely Santorum isn't that ignorant. But then again, when Bush first went into Iraq they called it "Operation Iraqi Liberation" (OIL). Then quickly changed it to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" (OIF). Not much better, but "OIF" seems to sum up that invasion. Those whacky republicans just won't give themselves a break!
ReplyDeleteI was going to put this on my FB page but the conservative family and friends I have wouldn't understand the idiocy and would think I am pushing the moneybomb.
ReplyDeleteOne morning we will wake up, and the republican primary will have been a bad dream.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I saw this elsewhere and really did think it was a joke.
ReplyDeleteThe fundraiser was launched prematurely
ReplyDeletesnerk.
What a dufus!!!
ReplyDeleteMoneybomb, or MoneyShot?
ReplyDeleteYou decide...
I think it's something he's becoming famous for: another Rick Santorum desperate, painful push from behind.
ReplyDeleteAnd as usual, it's messy and it stinks.
oh CUM on!
ReplyDeleteFreudian slip much?
This shit just writes itself doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous angela said...
ReplyDeleteI'm predicting another google "problem" for Rick.
4:39 AM
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Ya think?
**heads to blog with two new tags to overuse**
Hey, Santorum WAS "surging for behind" in Iowa, so why not?
ReplyDeleteThis is just more evidence of how totally unaware conservatives actually are.
What's next, Santorum's "69" plan for our economy?
In between lol and spitting coffee all over my computer, I've shared this on FB and everyone else is doing likewise. Too damn funny. Putting up on the right side and at the very top of my blog with full credit, of course. This is too priceless not to share everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that Sanitoroium will be able to raise "up" enough money to stick it to the other Repugnants!
ReplyDeleteHere in Springfield, Mo. there are plenty of Kum & Go gasoline stations... I remember when I first saw the sign...well how kinky. I just never thought that was clever.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they'll have a Conservatives Unite Now Telethon.
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ReplyDeleteI diots
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I guess it's ALL just part of the "frothy mix" LOL!!
ReplyDeleteIt's like they're feeding us the punch lines. Are they really that clueless?!?
ReplyDeleteTomK - I don't appreciate spewing my tea across my keyboard, not only because of the mess, but because it some of my last tea and it's gonna be a few weeks before I can get to town and get some more - but damn that was funny!
I'm having a ball reading these comments. Keep 'em cumming!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! What in the world is this fool doing? "Frothy Mixture" is thisclose to going the way of Herm "Pimp Daddy" Cain!
ReplyDeleteAnd "Kelly Robinson" at 7:08AM....LOL X 10 on your wonderful contribution!
Not to be out done, Gingrich just launched Conservatives United National Treasury while Romney's new PAC is the Conservative Order of Corporate Kleptocracy. I think they both realize that Santorum is coming on hard from behind but also that he may be playing his hand prematurely. This could all end up as one big, sticky mess.
ReplyDeleteReally succinct article on nasty Newt.
ReplyDeleteNewt Gingrich’s Meanness Is The Secret Of His 2012 Success
...Back in late November, a conservative talk-show host, Steve Deace, compared Gingrich to biblical King David who, like Gingrich, contrived to commit adultery and won forgiveness by begging for compassion. Of course, god forgave David and allegedly Gingrich as well who followed some unsolicited advice from a Southern Baptist Convention lobbyist who told him, “You need to make it as clear as you possibly can that you deeply regret your past actions and that you do understand the anguish and suffering they caused others including your former spouses. Make it as clear as you can that you have apologized for the hurt your actions caused and that you have learned from your past misdeeds.” That is the beauty of the Christian religion for men; commit adultery, beg forgiveness and you are a heroic figure. For women though, the pain and betrayal of an adulterous husband is not washed away by phony confessions and acts of repentance; but that is the price for belonging to a patriarchal, mean religion.
The Christian religion’s avatar of light, Jesus Christ, did preach charity, forgiveness, love for fellow man and peace, but in the final analysis, non-compliance results in everlasting burning in a lake of fire. For the past three years, the religious right supported Republicans who assaulted women, gays, the poor, and Muslims because they do not conform to Old Testament rules that are inherently harsh and punitive. Christian Dominionists and fundamentalists floated the idea of death for homosexuals, stoning women for having sex before marriage, and punishing proponents of same-sex marriage by presidential commission. Now, one might think that evangelicals stoning non-compliant Americans is harsh, but according to scripture, when Jesus returns, he will resurrect those dead sinners and condemn them to burn in everlasting Hell. There cannot possibly be a meaner religion, and the religious right found an equally mean candidate in Newt Gingrich.
There is a reason Gingrich ramped up the mean factor in South Carolina by attacking the poor, gays, the media, and African Americans; he knew there was an abundance of mean-spirited, racist, religious right voters searching for a mean candidate to implement their brand of theocracy.
continued.
http://www.politicususa.com/en/newt-gingrich-mean
BREAKING!
ReplyDeleteReports: Sen. Rand Paul Detained By TSA
Sen. Paul apparently set off the alarm on the airport’s full-body scanner, despite insisting that it was a glitch and that he was not carrying anything that would have set it off. TSA agents would not allow Paul to walk back through the body scanner and, according to his staffer, demanded that the Senator undergo a full body pat-down.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/reports-sen-rand-paul-detained-by-tsa/
Apparently, President Obama just can't stop laughing. Hope he gets himself under control for the State of the Union. Bwah.
ReplyDeleteI loved Bill Maher's comment about his sweater vests:
ReplyDelete"proof he has no gay friends".
Can't wait for him to pull out
ReplyDeleteof the race...
"Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea?"
ReplyDeleteUMMM ... probably the same person that let Michele Bachmann eat corn dogs.
This is how they twist and spin to get the votes:
ReplyDeleteCults of Personality – The GOP’s 2012 Narratives
Every president must establish a narrative of his presidency: this is who I am, this is what I stand for, and this is my plan for America. The Republican Party has sought – by and large unsuccessfully – to sell another narrative of Obama’s presidency, one that involves pretending President Bush never existed and pinning all his failures – and responsibility for where we are now – on Obama instead. Most Americans aren’t buying into this – they know who to blame. So do Republicans, which is why Bush is never ever mentioned by 2012’s Republican hopefuls.
http://www.politicususa.com/en/cults-of-personality-the-gops-2012-narratives
Could it be proof that conservatives actually do have a sense of humor?
ReplyDeleteHappy googling, Mr. Sweater Vest!
If you watch videos of the 2008 Republican Convention, there was writing on the floor that said "Country First." However, when Sarah & John took the floor, Sarah covered up the "O" and John covered up the "RY." I did a few double takes until I figured it out.
ReplyDeleteI CANNOT WAIT until Jon Stewart gets a hold of this little gem.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but after reading this article and the comments, my inner child kicked in and saw that there's a 'ball reading' going on in hrh's post. Need to go washout my keyboard with soap.
ReplyDeleteSantorum has Santorumed himself.
ReplyDeleteThat is just hysterical. Rickie is so damn dumb.
Are we sure he has ever had sex of any kind? Not even man on self?
I wonder if he has ever gone through his junk e-mail file? Cum features rather highly in mine even though I presumably have that word blocked.
And Sarah Palin made fun of the acronym for President Obama's "Win The Future"? At least WTF? is what everyone's saying about the GOP candidates, any of em, all of em.
ReplyDeleteWhich is it, Ricky? Every Sperm is Sacred? The meaning of your last name? or your new brilliant idea, CUM for money?
Ditch the sweater vests, use some mousse and ask Bristol for the address of that hollywood bar. Listen to Sarah and "take one from the team"!
Gryphen, did you see this?
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/23/10219104-santorum-not-my-job-to-correct-false-claims
I think Santorum just shot himself in the foot, big time. There was a clip on Rachael and Chris Matthews show, it's not on the website yet.
must see.
Sorry if this is a repost-
ReplyDeleteI got a conflicting edit screen,not sure if you got this, but Gryphen, it's a must see!
Santorum shot himself in the foot. Rachael and Chris Matthews had it on, haven't found the clip yet, but get a load of this-
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/23/10219104-santorum-not-my-job-to-correct-false-claims
This is God's plan and it's hilarious. God is a comedian.
ReplyDeleteConservatives always end up with something sexual contexts - despite their best efforts - is that they are SO repressed! They repress their own sexual urges, want to suppress everyone else's sexual urges so they end up in sexual scandals, come up with names where the initials are form a sexual word and end up calling themselves "Teabaggers"!
ReplyDeleteThey fall prey to this because none of them have ever read Freud, they only read their Bible - and it's chock full of sex and scandals!
Because they are so sexually repressed and uptight, everything comes out with unintended, subconscious Freudian slips!