Sarah Palin rattles her tin cup asking for more spare change from a room now virtually empty of supporters. Update!

Why isn't anybody giving me any money? I am still VERY important! Aren't I?

Even though she is now a laughingstock whose catastrophic addition to the McCain tickets is being used by EVERYBODY as a cautionary tale to warn Mitt Romney from making a similarly disastrous choice, Palin seems to be actively fighting the realization that she is finished as a political player in this upcoming election.

As you can see for yourself in this rather sad plea for money that arrived in the e-mail accounts of her few surviving supporters.

The media elites are predicting that the Tea Party isn’t going to be a difference maker in this Election. 

Many of them are also saying that I’m not going to have much of an impact. 

As usual, they don’t know what they are talking about.

Yes of course, THEY are the delusional ones!

Palin goes on to predict that Obama will be defeated, even though she has STILL adamantly refuses to acknowledges that Mitt Romney is his opponent. She essentially seems to be saying that the President will be defeated by HER efforts, and those of the Teabaggers, and acts as if Romney does not even exist. (As evidenced by the fact that his name does not appear ANYWHERE in the e-mail.)

Here is perhaps my favorite line from the ghostwritten plea for recognition.

 I don’t want my children and grandchildren working the rest of their lives just to pay off Obama’s debts. And, I’m willing to bet you don’t either.

So she doesn't want the money her children (and grandchildren) earn by pimping themselves out to reality shows and grifting from her supporters to go to pay off OBAMA'S debts?  Oh, that's rich!

Listen lady, can  I tell you something?

You are done, over, kaput. Nobody cares who or what you want anymore.

Look the only reason that I even continue to write about you is because you are the most famous symptom of a cancer within the Republican party which remains a very real and viable threat to our American political future. However you are a tiny tumor that has now been excised and no longer presents any threat of metastasizing into a larger, more dangerous problem for our country.

So I guess if you can still squeeze some pocket change from the few paint chip eaters who are still so simple minded that they cannot tell they are being used by you, then who am I to suggest that you suddenly develop the moral fiber not to do so?

However for your sake, and the sake of those youngsters who you claim to want to protect from the "Barackness Monster," perhaps you ought to stop pretending to be a politician, with campaigns yet to come, and simply spend some of your millions getting the therapy that you so obviously need and the multiple plastic surgeries that your ego will demand, and then settle down to raise your family.

Just a suggestion.

Update: Well thanks to an Anonymous commenter we finally have a visual representation of what Snowdrift Snooki has been selling all of these years.

Well you have to admit it IS an industrial size Crock of Shit.