Bristol Palin on Bill Maher, "He's a joke." Actually to be fair SHE'S the joke. He's just the comedian who TELLS that joke.

Bristol Palin poses with her little money maker.

Apparently Bill Maher tweeted a joke about Bristol, that was not only funny, but a little too close to home for the abstinence only hypocrite.

This inspired journalistic heavyweight ZAP 2 it to reach out to Bristol for a comment:

Asked what she thinks of Maher's continued interest in her, the 21-year-old tells Zap2it, "I find it really weird, though, that all these adult men, that they're always trying to say something about me, and they're older than my dad. They're just evil. They're like little girls. I feel like I'm in high school with a bunch of teenage girls. It's very strange to me." 

Regarding what she would say to Maher, Palin says, "I don't know. I'm not sure what I would say to Bill. I'd kind of shake my head at him. I think he's a joke. My mom just heard me say something about Bill Maher [and said], 'I'd punch him in the throat!' Someone does need to put him in his place, though." 

"If my dad or any of my guy friends got a hold of him, he'd have another think coming," she adds in jest. "He is a joke."

Okay first that joke was funny. That's the first thing.

And second Sarah has made herself, Bristol, and the whole Palin family a joke so how can they bitch when somebody uses them as a punchline? You don't see Hitler running to ZAP 2 it every time HIS name is used to get a laugh, do you? Same thing.

Now here's the other thing.  Her mom hears about it and her first suggestion is that somebody "punch him in the throat?" Is violence this crazy bitch's response to EVERYTHING?

Next thing you know is that she will put up a map of his house with a gun-sight over it.  Isn't that how she rolls?

However the truly humorous part of this is that Bristol essentially threatens Maher with and ass whooping form Todd. "If my dad or any of my guy friends got a hold of him, he'd have another think coming." Yes he would, and that thought would be "Why is this man with the metro-sexual goatee and high pitched voice trying to scratch my eyes out?"

I know the Palins don't have much to work with when it comes to masculinity in the family, but his idea that Todd is some sort of bad ass is hysterical to me.

I mean I've met the guy! He is a pleasant enough looking fellow, but tough? Oh hell no!

When I was at the last Palin book signing in Alaska, the one in Anchorage, I presented Todd with the perfect opportunity to show the world what a tough guy he was.

But what did he do? He got this suspicious look on his face, asked my name, and then told on me to his wife. SHE was the one to confront me and have me thrown out, all Todd did was sit there like a little bitch.

Here I was one the people they most hated in the world, and all Todd could do was sit tight and wait for the person who wore the pants in the family to deal with me.

Now look I am not suggesting that Todd SHOULD have done anything physical, that would have been stupid on his part. But he could at LEAST have been the one to call over security and handle his family's business, but that didn't happen.

When Joe McGinniss moved in next door Todd became very agitated after meeting him, and what did he do? He went and told his mommy wife, and SHE wrote a Facebook post unleashing the "hounds of hell" in an attempt to drive Joe away. Again Todd did NOTHING except relay the information to the Grizzled Mama.

Look I am not suggesting that REAL men are only butch physically aggressive guys, I am just saying that if you are the daughter of a man known for hiding behind his wife's skirt, luring women in to prostitution, and trying to intimidate elderly gentlemen, you probably should not offer him up as a threat to others.

By the way, who are these "or any of my guy friends" Bristol is talking about?  Shouldn't she have simply offered up Gino Paoletti as her protector? Or are the rumors that Gino got the hell out of Dodge actually correct?

Sure sounds that way doesn't it?