Sunday, May 06, 2012

"Republicans, Get in My Vagina!" Another hysterical Funny or Die video.


  1. angela4:31 AM

    Hahahaha . . . . .

  2. Anonymous4:35 AM

    Oval Office has a new meaning.

  3. Anonymous4:35 AM

    We all just need to lay back and close our eyes.

  4. Anonymous5:39 AM

    Governor Parnell, why you try so hard with your Standing Together Against Rape (STAR) program?

    Sarah Palin was onto some brilliant strategy to eradicate rape statistics in Alaska under her leadership. By putting the onus of evidence on the victims, and making them financially responsible to seek justice, demoralized and unsupported women could just give up and not report rape. Nothing to see here!

    As the State's attorney general (nominated under Sarah Palin) Wayne Anthony Ross (WAR) would institutional spousal rape. Cause if you can't rape your wife, who can you rape?

    Abstinence Mandation would work to curb premarital sex. No grandchildren for 40 year old's anymore!

    Women can't serve in combat because the tenderness men inherently show women would put everyone in harm's way. Thank you Secretary of Defense Rick Santorum.

    Department of Commerce Secretary Herb Cain would be sure to personally oversee the hiring of women looking for work in his car.

    Life for the modern day woman under the GOP is quality, sunshine and happiness.

  5. Anonymous5:54 AM

    Just finished watching "Game Change" again over morning coffee. It simply astounds me that after such an epic FAIL in a pick (and YES, trolls and minions, the GOP IS using your Queen as THE guide of what NOT to do this time around), it seems they still haven't learned a damned thing.

    TRY taking away my rights. TRY telling me what to do with my body. They'd better be prepared for the backlash because it WILL happen. "Hell hath no fury..." isn't just a cute adage fit for a bumper sticker.


    1. Anonymous8:29 AM

      They've been listening for 20 years to Rush Limbaugh using terms like "FemiNazi" and making all women who don't want to be subservient out to be rabid extremists. They've disenfranchised and out-shouted any woman who tries to explain why this is so offensive. (I know: I had one of these conversations with my dad, who thought the Sandra Fluke characterization was dead on. Once I realized he hadn't read the ACTUAL Fluke statement but was only relying on the Limbaugh interpretation, and I pointed this out to him--by yelling more loudly than he was at that moment--he shut up quickly. But did not admit he was wrong.)

      They have no understanding whatsoever of what actual feminists are like, what we want and need, and what even women who don't consider themselves feminists want and need. Picking Sarah Palin was the first epic fail (and a cynical, uninformed fuckup); the war on women is the next. They just don't get it and they haven't even done enough research to figure out how to "market" themselves to women. Of course, I'm not sure how they COULD successfully market themselves to women at this point, given all the anti-women things they've said and done lately.

      Fortunately, all of that should help fire up the FEMALE BASE. I'm with you. BRING IT. Obama/Biden 2012, Warren 2016!

      Oh, and I just got my "Dogs Against Romney" shirt in the mail the other day. I wear it with pride.

    2. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Original poster replying back. I don't even call myself a feminist. I've always been the major breadwinner in my house because of EDUCATION. It's how I was raised by my high school educated parents who hoped for more through their children than they had.

      You're darn right, the GOP is going to face a backlash. Romney saying, "close your eyes and take it?"

      OBAMA/BIDEN 2012.

      Oh, and Sarah? Sit on it and twirl.

  6. Anonymous8:36 AM

    O/T and yet so theocratically Republican and Palin
    Here we go with how the Nancy's brainwash the Bristol girls:
    Abstinence Activist Says Sex-Ed is Based on 'Ignorance' and Leads to 'Self-Destruction'; 'Church Ladies are having the Best Sex'

    An OUTSTANDING family squabble has finally hit the notorious TBN family. The Palins have no doubt been impressed with the money they can bilk out of followers. Will they care about the granddaughter effect?

    A myth about a myth: "Clash of the Media Titans"

    It is a real family feud with threats of financial ruin and/or death. Biblican speak runs through it all, is Sarah Palin listening? This could be her one day? Can she keep all the kids as close to castle on the dead lake as she has managed with Bristol?
    THE GRANDDAUGHTER! Twenty-six years old.... "The suit centers on Paul Crouch’s granddaughter Brittany Koper, a former executive at TBN who was fired after she blew the whistle on alleged fraudulent and criminal activities. She claims that she subsequently faced massive retaliation, including threats of “physical and lethal violence.”

    Posted March 27th, 2012 by Evan Hurst
    "..infidelities by Paul and Jan Crouch, and repeated incidents in which Matt Crouch exposed his genitals to cleaning staff." Jan is one of those Church Ladies having the Best Sex.

  7. Anonymous9:56 AM

    I'm with you Anon 09:29 AM. Had the same argument with my dad too.
    Here's the deal IMO. Republican men (and their subservient wives) appear to me to be actually afraid of women they, themselves, cannot control - the so-called "FemiNazis". So, being afraid of women who champion for control of their own reproductive organs, the Repukes are deathly afraid that if their own mothers took control of their reproductive organs, they might have been aborted themselves or never conceived in the first place.

    I realize that sounds weird, but I've been trying to figure this out all my adult life and I honestly think now that this is what has transpired in their minds. Repukes, such as Rush Limbaugh, have no control over women but they sure-as-hell want total dictatorship over them, again, they are AFRAID of women. Their wives are either trophy women or totally subservient, their children fear/hate them, etc. Basically these guys think they have the biggest d*ck in the world, when, in reality, they take Viagra to get it up, bitch-slap anyone who disagrees with them or Sarah Palin - and yet control a lot of wealth in this country and use that like a big stick over those 'below' them.
    I may be wrong, but after five decades of living in the good ol' boy network in the USA, I think I have it nailed.

    1. Anonymous12:53 PM

      Exactly! As a woman engineer (and way back to the 70s) the only men who tried to put me down were the old pharts who had no confidence in their own abilities. I was a threat, plain and simple, who might expose their ineptitude. The smart, confident men never had a problem with me, or I with them.

  8. Anonymous10:22 AM

    Repubs don't want anything more complicated than lower wages. Women are a natural victim for their thrusst. This is what makes up the 'economy' in their minds.

  9. Anita Winecooler7:31 PM

    I laughed so hard when someone posted this in a thread. But it's the tuth, the GOP wants desperately to force their warped views (and other things) in every woman's private parts, because as long as they're pregnant and raising tamilies, in their minds, they can justify not paying women their true worth.
    They're underestimating the issue, there's so much more to women than their vaginas, and if they can "control" women, there will be more jobs for men.

    I lost it when the one lady inhaled deeply then said, "even my grandmother's vagina".

    Very funny stuff!


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