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It's the last day of SALT, and this is probably by far the most ridiculous thing we've heard come out of the hedge fund conference, thanks to Lawrence Delevingne at AR.
I mean these are intelligent people, hard to imagine many of them keeping a straight face while listening to the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.
There are more tweets at the link above.
Update: Apparently we have been led astray that Palin would be giving a speech at the SALT conference. According to the graphic displayed behind her she is only providing "REMARKS."
Like I said, comedy relief.
Unsurprising. At this point, the only meaning $$arah's existence has is to say hateful, stupid, thoughtless garbage intended to piss off anyone with a soul or a conscience.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Remarks by a nitwit. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
ReplyDeleteIt's stunning to see $$arah complaining about Govt employees spending taxpayer money to fund vacations for themselves and their friends and families. Maybe she's just pissed that SHE didn't get away with it either.
ReplyDeleteOh but she did..and does. Her 'bots are taxpayers, and she used their money on herself. She pretends to donate to 'conservative common sense candidates' which is Palinspeak for "ME ME ME!"
DeleteDid you notice that REMARKS was in 3 foot high letters, and by Sarah Palin is almost unreadbale?
DeleteThe grifter is projecting.
DeleteHAHAHA I saw that. Also it looks like a disclaimer...
DeleteWhen I forst started watchong I thought it was a live feed from somewhere...all you see is huge screens with her ugly mug projected on them...then they zoomed in on little Sarah behid the podium, reading her notes.
DeleteI'm going to say this for the first and last time. Sarah Palin is not important anymore. There are far, far more better subjects now, than her.
ReplyDeleteYep. She's just for laughs now.
DeleteShe was NEVER "Important", but she's just too much fun to mock.
DeleteArdiva, I respectfully must disagree with you.
DeleteExposing Granny Grifter's lies and criminal actions is important because subjecting her crimes to the light of day will ensure the whole story of the 2008 elections will eventually be told.
By getting the truth of babygate, housegate, dairygate, and her myriad other scandals out there, Palin will have to sit down and shut up forever.
$arah still represents the most hideous wing of the Teaparty droids, and whatever we can do to ensure their total political downfall would be beneficial to the nation.
"Hello 1%. More power to ya!"
ReplyDeleteThe Republican platform in simple-folksy-speak presented by a ninny.
I doubt that those listening wanted to hear that - they may well be the 1% but they like to pretend they represent all that is good in the USA. Palin is so stupid she walks right into the left talking points.
DeleteWho on earth was the fool who paid her to speak to this group. Are they all too scared of the Palin/Teaparty pay back to make a statement as to the stupid that she is.
To both TS and Smirnon: This is what needs to be said. Scaramucci, like Palin is a self promoter.
DeleteWhat Robinson nails is the way that this is what Scaramucci does — it’s his job. Scaramucci is a fund-of-funds manager, posting returns even he admits are lackluster: he more or less tracks the S&P 500, while making big, risky bets (a third of his assets are in MBS), investing in leveraged hedge funds, and reserving the right not to redeem his clients’ money upon request. Which means that he only has two ways to make money: either find stupid people to give him their money, or else shower himself with so many conspicuous indicia of success that people just want to buy into his perceived success.
http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2011/09/09/anthony-scaramuccis-sleazy-sales-pitch/
and:
Scaramucci is the creator and ringmaster of the SkyBridge Alternatives Conference, known as SALT, the largest annual symposium and schmoozefest for hedge-fund managers and investors in the U.S.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-09-09/-gucci-scaramucci-fired-by-goldman-schmoozes-his-way-into-top-hedge-funds.html
Hey, $carah, aren't these the Wall Street corny capitalists you rag on? Suddenly you're in bed with them. No wonder you and The Mooch aren't releasing any full video - your $20.12 pantysniffers would close their wallets and tear you (your reputation) to shreds. Guess they still have enough cash to make you interested.
Sacramucci is a bigtime Romney fundraiser "
DeleteScaramucci has become the Wall Street player he aspired to be when he first landed at Goldman some 22 years ago. He entertains clients in his luxury suite at Citi Field, home of his beloved New York Mets. And he’s a top fundraiser for Mitt Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts who’s seeking the Republican nomination for president. "
My guess is that some bigtime client of Moochie has the hots for Palin and wanted to meet her. So this is essentially Moochie pimping for his client. Can't wait to hear who $carah sat next to at the dinner. And sure wouldn't want to be that guy's wife - how humiliating.
Now that adds up. She boobed up to be pimped out by a seasoned financial hustler. This would be a great story for someone to pursue.
DeleteThanks for the links - had to be something weird happening for Palin to be there.
DeleteShe spokem there last year too, although I think it was an actual speech and not REMARKS by sarah palin.
DeleteCould sp be todd's prize filly in his stable? Maybe he gets the BIG bucks sending her out on "jobs".....
DeleteWhen Sacramucci was asked why he tapped Sarah to give remarks he said, I like to "stir up shit".
DeleteThat's what a promoter does, and she's so starved for attention she accepts.
"About SALT:
ReplyDeleteThe SkyBridge Alternatives (SALT) Conference is committed to facilitating balanced discussions and debates on macro-economic trends, geo-political events and alternative investment opportunities within the context of a dynamic global economy."
So Wa$chilla DeVile sees fit to breathlessly criticize the GSA (and, of course, by extension President Obama) at the SALT conference?!? How in fuck's sake does that fit in with macro-economic global investment? Does the paylump have any clue WHATSOEVER how to speak to a room? Obviously, she thinks she's still campaigning. (Fuck you, McCain!!!)
These people are actually intelligent, unlike the paint chip eaters that she pandered to in '08. She ignorantly still thinks she's campaigning. I full on believe that SALT booked her for comic relief. There's no way these people take her seriously. So very pathetic. She's become a sideshow. A six legged cow/moose.
And the cherry on the turd sundae is the whole "Hello one percent! More power to ya" quote. Bbbbbut I thought that simple serror was all about "rill ameerucuns?!?" Btw, "more power to ya???" Fuckin' cringeworthy.
What an idiot.
it. doesn't matter!!!!!1
Deleteshe. gets. paid.
they STILL invite the fucking moron, after she has puked the same vomit over, and over, and OVER again.
ain't no logic to it.
They hired her, they can live with the fact that she knows nothing.
DeleteLots of empty seats there...
ReplyDeleteSure are. They call sarah's "speech" intermission.
DeleteIf she got any more than two dinner buffet vouchers for her remarks they overpaid her
ReplyDeleteKind of a grainy video but it looks like she wore the Belmont girls this time instead of inserting falsies that slip and slide under her armpit. She is not an inspiring speaker, all she does is whine and complain.
ReplyDeleteWell,
Deletethere were MEN there,
this time.
Women get a shitty old sweatshirt.
Good catch, 5:01...the Joy Women got a washed out track suit.
Deletethe MEN get a short skirt and boobs...because Sarah knows what used to sell. Someone tell her that she's way past her expiration date though.
Excellent 5:01, I hadn't noticed that! Geez, what a hooah,
DeleteNow is the time for people on twitter to tweet that flat chested Hawaii pic where she has the ball cap and is picking something out of her teeth, showing off all her wrinkles. Especially to the SALT hashtag.
DeleteOr perhaps that explains where she's been the past couple weeks? Making the Belmont girls more permanent?
DeleteFresh off her stunning oratory display at the SALT Conference, Sarah Palin is now available for bar and bat mitzvahs, shopping center openings and backyard carnivals. Most weekends are open so schedule now
ReplyDeleteAnyone that pays to listen to this twit gets what they deserve.
ReplyDeleteIn their defense,
Deletethere were numerous reputable speakers.
The fault lies with the people in charge of the conference, specifically.
(unless someone can corroborate that people had to pay an additional price/additional ticket, for Paylin. Thanks.)
@Maggie
DeleteThere were some good speakers - how they cope with being grouped with Palin is anyone's guess. I sure wouldn't go, nor speak at a conference where she attended or spoke. Not enough money in the world would make up for that.
Palin was the final speaker, the important events and speakers were the first two days. Most people who attended the conference left Thursday night or Friday morning. All Palin had was the stale leftovers who were hanging around waiting to get to the airport in time for their flight. My brother-in-law was there and said that whenever anyone mentioned Palin speaking, all you heard was laughter. They couldn't understand why she was invited because she's certainly not respected by anyone in the financial industry. These people know how uneducated and ignorant she truly is. Her first line says it in spades!
DeleteWeird. Just like the China conference.
DeleteEducated or not, she's not IN the financial industry. She's not a financial professional. Or a professional in ANY field, for that matter.
Why do they keep booking her? That says more about conference organizers than it does about the audience. How stupid and lame do they think attendees are? Do they really believe she's a draw?
Wow.
Man, she's in an enviable position. Plenty of money for tuition and personal comfort. No struggles. No babysitter worries. She's in an ideal place to go back to school. Then maybe she COULD be a professional with expertise and a career in something.
If I were her, I'd be signed up for something, yesterday.
I think you're talking about the Hong Kong conference - and that was likely a joke, where she was pwned by those "inscrutable Orientals" (sarc).
DeleteDon't mistake the SALT conference for a gathering of financial wizards - these guys want to sell overpriced hedgefunds of hedge funds to the upper middle class. - if this were an auto convention this is the used car salesmen's convention, not the Maserati guys.
Sorry, no bas or bat mitzvahs for Palin! Not only is she far from Kosher, she's a pig. The only Jewish person who might abide her is Nutty-yahhu who shares her ultra right-wing conservative hawkish mindset.
ReplyDeleteRemarks? That sing-song screeching wasn't a cat getting run over?
ReplyDeletei had to stop at 42 seconds. was she reading a book to a child? her voice was all sing-songie and breathless. and her fists waving.
ReplyDeletegross.
Make that money, you insignificant Bitch, make that money. Pimp daddy Toad is running low on wash cloths.
ReplyDelete"Remarks" are all she'll be invited for now. The Speaker's Bureau has to sell her as a discount now; she's the taste product at the grocery stand; not the whole product, just a bite.
ReplyDeleteShe's the tail on the donkey.
No, not really. She is the Donkey, as in JACKASS !
DeleteOT What ever happened to the baby that Bristol and Gino were going to have in 2011? http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/12/21/bristol-new-man-new-baby/
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. What about that?
DeleteI think Sarah gave it to Trackmarks and his Not a wife.
DeleteWas that the DWTS baby?
DeletePeople have remarked on the blatant sexuality of the Palin women. I’m not defending that, but I will give this information: girls from farms and small towns often have little currency but their looks and brains. If they want to escape the family home (often cripplingly religious and hypercritical, and don’t want to live Mom’s sad life all over, they jazz up and move on). They use looks because they don’t have money.
ReplyDeleteThe Palins did have some money (courtesy of Chuck and Todd), but I think they were sufficiently intellectually challenged that they fell into the same pattern as smarter poor girls. What more immediate/ insightful persons have said is possible; Trig is to be expected. Both Bristol and Sarah are not up to their assumed intellectual capacity (reading etc.). If they weren’t so mean to the president I’d feel sorry for them, but I don’t.
They're secessionists. One of them put crosshairs on a representative, and when the representative was shot (along with many others who died), Sarah issued a "blood libel" speech, claiming victimhood. Why would you ever feel sorry for them--regardless?
DeleteSome of us farm girls managed to get an education and never thought of relying on our looks. And most of us didn't get pregnant. Some of us took our education back to the farm, some of us went out in the world to do something different. For me, I had one foot in the world and the other still firmly planted on the farm. I never had (or will) have the money the Palins have but my children did very well in the world with their talents and education and my grandchildren are following that path as well. And I love that the grandchildren love the farm as much as I do now in my "retirement" (of course, farmers never really retire...)
DeleteLook at this quote from Mooch re: $carah:
ReplyDelete“A lot of people are upset with me about Sarah Palin,” says Scaramucci, his white, even-toothed smile suggesting this couldn’t make him happier. “I am a total shit-stirrer,” he confirms. “My middle name could be Shit-stirrer, except then my initials on my shirt would be a.s.s., and I can’t have that.”
So $carah is part of the pot of shit he's stirring? Well, you got that right, Mooch.
http://nymag.com/news/business/themoney/anthony-scaramucci-2012-5/
Mooch sounds just like sarah's type. I really think she missed her calling- Mafia Mistress.
Delete“I grew up on Long Island,” Scaramucci tells the class. “Big Italian family. I was a bad student. I was chasing girls. I want you to picture this,” he says. “I had a black T-shirt. Gold chains.” He pauses, building to the crescendo. “I had a ’79 Camaro—with a power-booster.”
Sarah, you have such an ugly, unpleasant voice.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing god didn't give you good character, boobs and a voice too, we'd all be in trouble.
Another expose on Moosh in his own words. http://nymag.com/news/business/themoney/anthony-scaramucci-2012-5/index1.html
ReplyDeleteHE and $carah ($carahmoochie) deserve each other. No substance, just a giant grift. wait 'til $carah takes up his refrain - I can hear it in her attorney's closing argument: Really, Your Honor, Ms Palin wasn't claiming people were contributing to a real campaign, she was just selling the experience of contributing to a political campaign.
I always wonder why people arrested for prostitution don't claim they're making a movie.
DeleteI wonder how many job offers Sarah Palin fielded at Salt? Seats on company boards? Anything??? But she's so highly qualified for POTUS!
ReplyDeleteOMG! That squeal and down voice of hers is manic more than ever. Can the insufferable bitch give a freakin speech that's on topic?
ReplyDeleteWhy does salt crowd remind me of a repugbagger crowd...white faces viewed from the front and white hair viewed from the back?
The hilarious part is, she thinks the SALT conference people are the actual 1 percent. They're not. They're nouveau hangers-on, as close to criminals as you can get without actually being Jaime Dimon.
ReplyDeleteThey are hedge fund people. None of them are job creators.
DeleteSarah Palin couldn't tell you what a hedge fund is if her life depended on it.
DeleteHey I just read today where someone posted on the internet "I'm watching Lifetime and just saw a preview for her new show."
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen it yet. Anyone here? Time to start bombarding Lifetime!
It's true. I just saw the commercial on Lifetime but yet can find nothing on their website. It said something like "Life begins with a Tripp", shows her teaching tripp about the paparazzi and how to stick his tongue out at them and also showed the scene of her confronting that guy in the bullriding bar.
DeleteIt said something like "Life begins with a Tripp", shows her teaching tripp about the paparazzi and how to stick his tongue out at them?
DeleteBristol is a dumbshit, without paparazzi that idiot wouldn't be anything. So Bristol is teaching Tripp to stick his tongue out at adults and Sarah taught Piper to disrespect adults by pushing them. Explains why Bristol got obnoxious at the Alaskan senior citizen teacher who had the Worst Governor sign.
It is taught in the Palin household. So much for Palin Christian Family Values.
I saw the commercial. It said "coming in June." No date.
DeleteIvyfree
I guess they're after that valuable 16-and-pregnant voting block. Their audience will consist of kids in similar situations and that eerie group of Palinistas who will praise Bristol's bravado and point to her as a role model for young women everywhere, while quoting obscure bible verses and conveniently forgetting the fact of HOW she became who she is.
Delete..probably knitting doilies and tea cozies to send to her and her "trial" husband.. cross-stitch some nice bible verses on there..
Sorry for the rambling; those people are weird.
"Palin isn't a stranger to financial conferences—she was a speaker at an investment conference hosted by CLSA in Hong Kong in 2009. Though we aren't sure if that was a joke or not."
ReplyDelete-Lisa Du/Business Insider Writer
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/sarah-palin-at-salt-hello-1-more-power-to-you-2012-5#ixzz1uiWjdFz4
Read Palin's bio for SALT conf.- it will make you gag.
ReplyDeleteLink?
ReplyDeleteIs this the end of our beloved sarah palin?
ReplyDeleteGood thing that was only 42 seconds. Could not have taken it any longer. What was she saying? Talking about the GSA scandal? I thought that was being dealt with. Is that the best she's got as she speaks in front of thieves in three piece suits.
ReplyDeleteI so don't give a shit about what Sarah Palin does any longer. Since she is utterly irrelevant in shaping opinion and she doesn't even have a snowball's chance in hell of ever being elected to any office ever again, she is no longer a threat to the nation. I couldn't give a fat rat's ass what she thinks, says, or does.
ReplyDeleteI actually don't mind if crowds of simpletons want to pool their money and give hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars to her. The way I figure it, there is a finite amount of money that the shithead posse has to give to politicians. The more they give to Palin, they more available dollars they take out of circulation that might go to GOP politicians, because if we know one thing with absolute certainty it's that any dollar that makes it into the the grubby little claws of Palin sure as hell ain't gonna' be shared with ANYBODY else. The goobers might as well wipe their asses with their money and flush it down the toilet for all the good it will do in effecting any political change.
As far as Palin, if I NEVER hear her voice again, it would be just fine. Now she is nothing but a loud mouthed irritant. I don't necessarily want anything bad to happen to her, I just want her to go the fuck away and be quiet in perpetuity.
I'm guessing after the election NOBODY will care about her either, including the oafish denizens of the piss pond.
I'm with you gasman... good riddance, palin nutjobs.
DeleteI'd still love to see her bad deeds brought to light! I would get great satisfaction from seeing that!
DeleteThe repubs don't need money from the ril Americans. They are well funded from the Koch bros and other one percenters
DeleteAkkkkk reminds me of "Max Headroom" except dumb as rocks, screechy and wearing the old Belmont Boobs.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least we were spared the cellulite ostrich legs, and the aroma of a landfill.
I just looked at c4pee. Ian put up a new open thread. Like clockwork, Brianus commented. Within a matter of minutes ZH100 left links as usual about Sarah. This is the way it usually happens--Brianus and then ZH.100. I think ZH100 may be Sarah or Todd. And I think Brianus , Ian and ZH100 coordinate things.
ReplyDeleteSarah and RAM are silent about C4pee but I bet they have a heavy hand in running it and I bet Palin puts money toward it.
I've noticed the same thing and the two of them keep posting the same type of post over and over again. Weird!
DeleteRAM is BriANUS.
DeleteI've noticed that too. I think the other members are afraid to say anything about the long posts by Brianus... but you gotta know that some of them find those posts highly annoying.
Delete"Oh yay, Brianus posted another chapter from Sarah's book... with commentary... I'll just click "like" and skip reading it... doesn't this guy have a life outside for this forum?..."
When the dust settles later this year and the next huge exodus from c4p occurs (sometime in November, I'm sure), it's just going to be Brianus, that Exodus chick, Stacy-what's-her-name, and maybe two others... rooting for Sarah2016!
Yeah, I know I shouldn't go snooping there, but since we stopped our newspaper subscription, I found myself missing the funny pages.
Brianus is real allright, he is probably mentally ill, his sister wanted to stage an intervention, the old coot is single and hoards newspapers, lives in a filthy apartment in Berkeley, CA.
DeleteThe rest of the insane posse are in similar mental and living conditions I am sure.
OMG...the voice! She is officially done. :)
ReplyDeleteJust fuckin' di- already. Whore of the ages.
ReplyDeleteA new Wig. Belmont girls. Flailing arms around like a conductor of a orchestra.
ReplyDeleteI hear Gino and Bristol split just before mothers day? True? Whadda girl for keeping the men happy and sticking around.
Is Tripp looking for a new trial daddy now?
DeleteWTF?
ReplyDelete"Love her or hate her the former governor of Alaska and 2008 vice presidential nominee has put motherhood front and center of her political career by stressing family values and highlighting her pro-life stance via the highly publicized birth of son Trig, who she decided to have despite the doctor's warning of potential Down syndrome. Palin’s daughter Bristol recently made headlines by criticizing president Obama for taking advise from daughters Sasha and Malia regarding gay marriage."
http://www.policymic.com/articles/8247/hillary-clinton-sarah-palin-and-the-top-5-moms-in-american-politics
Sarah Palin has the most dysfunctional family in America! How did she get picked as one of the top 5 moms? Her kids get kicked out of school, high school underage pregnancies, breaking and entering, damaging school buses, homophobics, gets pregnant in canvas tents, sexually active, getting pregnant or got somebody pregnant before marriage, doesn't allow the baby's grandmother to have a relationship with the baby in order to get back at the baby's daddy! Husband's questionable lifestyle was written in a book by a prostitute.
Again WTF?
Stunningly bad. The writing is weak and the delivery, which use to have some spunk, now sounds mean and hostile. Reminds me of the way antifem Phyllis Schafly sounded toward then end of her 15 minutes in the '70s.
ReplyDeleteIt has bothered me that this poseur (Mr. Scaramucci is it?) has the gall to name his conference the SALT2012.
ReplyDeleteFor IMers of a certain age, that term rings with both authority and fear:
SALT talks(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SALT) were heavily covered in the news each night...would we be able to stave off mutual destruction?
It is abhorrent to me that this fraught acronym is now applied to a meeting of the morally weak and fiscally greedy.
Aurora