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Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp has to be the worst reality show in TV history. Even by the scum floating on the cesspool standards of reality TV, this one hits bottom. Not because it is vulgar or distasteful, not because it is nasty or outrageous or insulting, but because it features the most mind-numbingly boring subject ever depicted for the reality show cameras. Not only that, it has nothing to do with reality.
This was posted by comedian Jim David, and he goes on to ABSOLUTELY eviscerate Bristol's unreality program to the point that he barely leaves any meat left clinging to the bone.
He sums up his brilliant take down thusly:
Actually, because of Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp, the term "Show Business" should now be changed to "Throw Any Shit On The Wall And See What Sticks Business."
I could not have said it better myself.
Bristol's show has essentially done the impossible. She been able to create a program that has been able to embarrass a genre so vacuous that was unable to be embarrassed by "Toddlers & Tiaras," "Flavor of Love," or even "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance."
Do yourself a favor and read all of Mr. David's critique, it will certainly make your day.
As for the actual program, tomorrow is when Bristol really cuts loose on Levi, and that's great because she is providing everything he needs to take her ass back to court and get his son back out of her clutches and hopefully then sue her ass for defamation of character.
And we thought Bristol was an underachiever. Turns out she really good at being the worst.
ReplyDeleteNothing like making your family proud by carrying on the family tradition of embarrassing the shit out of Alaska.
DeleteOH MY HEAVENLY FATHER!
DeleteTHAT was the BEST review of Beefy's vomit inducing show that I've read so far! And boy is the competition stiff!
Beefy it's just going to get worse for you Sweetie! You better throw up the white flag now...just do what you Palin's do best....QUIT!!
And you just know Wallow is LHFAO(laughing her fat ass off) at her sisters complete and utter humiliation! This is KARMA in REAL TIME y'all! Ain't it beautiful!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...WHEW....I told y'all weeks ago Beefy was going to keep us in stitches and I was right too!
What pray tell is next weeks show going to be about....
Beefy and Wallow standing on a street corner picking out wedgies from their hooker shorts while complaining about traffic lights....
Wallow: "God...when is this light going to turn green".
Beefy: (vacant look on her face) "Dunno...soon...I hope".
*Tripp is no where to be seen*
*Random pedestrian walks up to same light and hits the button..light turns green*
Wallow: "Oh"
Beefy: (vacant look on her face) "What?"
fade to black....
If I didn't know better I'd think Lifetime is on Team Levi!! hahaha
DeleteNow, now. Be fair. She isn't an underachiever. This is all she can do.
DeleteBristol is an overachiever, not an underachiever. She should have quit seeking celebrity a long time ago.
DeleteI had Lifetime on this afternoon for about three hours and every single commercial break had a commercial for her show. They are really pushing this episode, no doubt hoping the controversy will draw in more viewers. I think their desperation is showing.
ReplyDeleteI think this next show will have more viewers. Everyone is waiting to see her bash Levi.
DeleteThe only way I could watch 3 hours of Lifetime would be if I were strapped to a hospital bed on a stiff Thorazine drip.
DeleteMaybe Lifetime can't stand the Palins and that's why they want everybody to see the episode? he he he
DeleteJoe the Plumber has a better chance of being president that that show has of posting higher numbers. The tailspin has begun.
DeleteThey had a marathon of Grey's Anatomy on and I don't really watch that show, so I got sucked in. Kind of like House. Once you start watching, you can't seem to turn it off!
DeleteIf all they are showing are promos for their own programs, then they don't have that many advertisers. I would like to suggest that anyone who does watch Bristol's show write down the names of her advertisers. It worked with Glenn Beck. It can work again.
DeleteI wouldn't personally boycot. This show is the worst thing that could happent to Bristol Hollywood, and Lifetime should be dragged down with her, not because they lose sponsors but because they lose viewers for airing this kind of shit.
DeleteWhich is the path I've chosen...I won't watch anything on Lifetime. I'm not a big Lifetime viewer anyway, however there was another show I was interested in and I abruptly ceased watching it when I found that Bristol's show was going to air. It shouldn't be called "Life's a Tripp"; it should be called "What a Travesty".
Delete...and that's quite an achievement.
ReplyDeleteThey simply can't resist.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/IksupwUvhq4
They simply can't resist. Their avarice grasping for fame will undo them.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/IksupwUvhq4
LOL! Great Robert Aldrich film!
DeleteIs that her strong, bold young woman courageously taking on the challenges of life face?
DeleteIf so I'd hate to see her sniveling, self-entitled, self-pitying one.
oops wrong place
DeleteBoo hoo. Making an ass of herself on the tellie, but anyone could have told her it would end badly. Would she listen. Hell, no. They just can't help themselves.
DeleteGreat idea from Mr. David!
ReplyDeleteThat poor bus monitor in New York State never set out to be a victim, but became one, and, through no efforts of her own, now has a half-million dollars!
At least one of you Palin girls immediately should get a job as a bus monitor. Surely this year, or the year after, or at least by the one after that, you'll be bulled by some stupid middle school students and you can set up a donation fund to protect you from those miserable 13-year-old haters.
The best part about this job is that you only do it twice a day, for a couple of hours, so you'll have plenty of time to go home, comb your wigs, check your e-mail, write blogs, drive by Taco Bell, and pick up/drop off Tripp at this babysitter's.
Bristol Palin: Loitering with Intent.
Sarah Palin: The Bus Stops Here.
Willow Palin: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
I have been a middle school bus monitor(many years ago). While I do not think what the kids said to this monitor was right, had I sat there and let this happen, I would have DESERVED the abuse. The whole point of a bus monitor is to STOP this kind of shit. I have been angry for several days about this. A bus monitor is HIRED to STOP this kind of abuse. I do not understand why, first; a school hired a woman who could not kick ass and take names (this is why I was hired), and second, why a woman who was hired to keep bus order could not. I am a teacher now. Do you think that if students of mine posted a similar youtube video that I would suddenly get nearly a million dollars?
DeleteDon't even speak "poor bus monitor" to me.
4:56..Totally agree with you..why didn't she turn their names in? Would she had just sat there if the kids were bullying another one of the students on that bus? Why hire a monitor if she doesn't monitor and just sits there doing nothing. How would you feel if your child was being bullied on that bus and she did nothing?
DeleteThen you have the man who's face was eaten and it's been 2 months and he's only received $15 thousand towards his medical bills..crazy world! Oh, that's right she was a defenseless little old grandma and he was a hopeless old homeless man.
I have to agree with you on that. Some bus monitor to get pushed around by the kids that she should strike the fear of god into.
DeleteThe bus monitor was hired to insure the safety of the kids. In this case she did the right thing and fortunately the kids hung themselves by posting the video. If she would have done anything differently, it may have caused the situation to escalate, and that could have put others in harm's way. Just another perspective.
DeleteI thought that there was a court order saying that Tripp's parents could not disparage each other in front of Tripp or publicly. Levi is going to have quite a collection of Bristol's bad-mouthing him-- now he just needs a really good lawyer. Is Bristol like her mother, doing something that she wants until the court tells her she can't? I remember that the judge in the Wooten divorce had to warn Sarah and Todd to stop bad-mouthing Wooten in front of his kids because it amounted to emotional child abuse. What Bristol is doing IS child abuse!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Levi is watching all this. Check out Sunny Oglesbys facebook page. You will be amazed. You have to log in to FB to see all...
DeleteThis seems so cut and dry even Orly Taitz could win!
DeleteIf Levi can prove financial damages, maybe a lawyer would take the case on contingency. Bristol's going out for blood may bite her in the butt.
DeleteLevi has thanked his Facebook friends for their help and suggestions and said he is working on it. I think he's finally had enough and with Sunny by his side he is doing something.
DeleteSunny's FB page is great! She's so real compared to fake ugly Bristol who has to have a ghost writer lol. Now she's a REAL hunter, not a pretend one like Sarah and Bristol. Sunny & Levi seem to fit so well together. I noticed she said she didn't get paid anything for the Star articled - said it was more important to get the word out than go for money. Wow, she's the TOTAL opposite of hateful, jealous Bristol.
DeleteSince Bristol jumped the shark with this pot full of sewage reality mess I now feel I can steadily comment on her. Before--even though I knew she was a liar and allowed herself to be used by her mother, I blamed Sarah and felt a bit sorry for her. Not anymore.
ReplyDeleteBut c'mon. When is Bristol going to let psycho Sarah off the hook? Everyone knows the only reason Bristol is being forced on an increasingly horrified American public is Mama Griftly owes her BIG TIME.
But you have to wonder if Mama Grift secretly wants to humiliate her talentless daughter while paying her back. Luckily, Bristol probably got the money up front from Lifetime. Then you have to wonder if Lifetime producers are big Democrats who decided to make this one of the worst shows in history because Sarah probably bullied them mercilessly.
Good comment. I have often wondered if Sarah subconsciously desires Bristol to go down with her. I can't imagine Sarah letting Bristol get any higher up the ladder than herself. No way.
DeleteActually - Lifetime is a right wing fundie group. They must owe Sara big time. Wonder if she went there to visit with her McCain kneepads?
DeleteI wonder if Sarah feels that Bristol owes her for something, and putting her out in all these situations that she can't handle is just Sarah's way of making Bristol pay her back. Same with Todd.
DeleteSarah seems like a real cheapskate to me; and I think, if she does have at least two children, Sarah may have had to lay out some big bucks to keep Bristol out of trouble.
I think this show was to get people Bristol's age, and I guess all ages, to like Sarah. fail.
Bristol cooked herself good this time, could enable Levi to get joint custody for her next show slamming Levi horribly. She definately cannot blame the lamestream media on this. She has her own reality show and said it all first.
ReplyDeleteWhat if she's not breaking the court order because that actually pertains to Ruffles and he's not in the room? Is this why Levi hasn't gone after her? Does he get to see Ruffles and pays high child support because of the cost of his special needs? I'm convinced Ruffles belongs to Levi.
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah adopted him, Levi doesn't have to pay support. The court order only stated Tripp. I think Levi has stayed quiet to protect his mother. You can bet they threatened Levi or else his mother would be in more trouble. You never know, they could have told him they might plant drugs in her home... All it takes is one call from one of Todd's homies to threaten Levi.
DeleteShe was the governor’s daughter… she was Special. I think that’s why she got guys involved so quickly, she was the governor’s daughter… she was Special.
ReplyDeleteI could tell you tales (but there isn’t time) of guys that got involved with the severely flawed daughters of governors/mayors/senators/lawyers and thought they could ride the problems out long enough to get a large reward.
It makes you stop feeling sorry for the Levis of the world, except Levi was trying to escape until the black helicopters came for him. He was the most presentable.
I think she got guys "involved" because she was an easy lay. Horny teenage boys will hump anything.
DeleteShe was Special alright.
DeleteSPECIAL ED!
Sorry about the repeat. I am having trouble with the livejournal posting.
ReplyDeleteOuch! That was spot on. The shit will really hit the fan when Bristol Meth bashes her son's father on national TV. Not that many people will be watching, but everyone will be talking about.
ReplyDeleteCan this girl be any more shallow and vapid? I'd rather be thought a fool than open my mouth on TV and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt. Sarah said something about this show, showing the "real Bristol". The more we see, the more we don't like her, just like her mother.
I hope they haven't been reading reviews and decide to edit out the bad parts. Oh wait, that would mean canceling the show altogether.
DeleteNever mind.
ENOUGH Gryphen!! Have you no shame or human decency?! Stop the naughty slander against America's bravest, stronger and hard-est working original teen mom, I SAY refrain from such BLASPHEMY already! She does TOO have the most interesting INSPIRING and REAL reality show EVER you ungrateful GODLESS blogger! REPENT or you and your IMMORAL readers WILL SURELY burn in hell! Verily Our Founding Fathers cry TONIGHT from the dephts of their Holy Graves: DISHONOR!! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your blog and dishonor on your readers and commenters even until the tenth generation! GOD BLESS THE PALIN FAMILY and deliver them from TAXES and IMMORAL MINORITY evil!!
ReplyDeleteHuh? Who peed in your Cheerios?
Deletetee hee
DeleteHA! Good one. I love how the "real Bristol" who is so down to earth and like everyone else, is living in a mansion. How "real" of her.
DeleteLOL wink wink YEAH, Uncle Gryphen! The Palins will prove you wrong, you know! You just wait!
Deletehahahaha!
Brilliant sarcasm. :-)
DeleteHehehe, saw Give my Country back over at Brancy's, the cult were not amused.
DeleteHa, ha, ha, ha, ha! Love it.
DeleteIs that another of the fine multiple personalities of Beldar J Conehead? Good job sir, good job.
Delete@5:03 Lol yeah but those posts were removed when Brancy realized they were not from Old Testament Dad nor his Socialist Wimp Son's faithful.
Delete@Anon 6:26p
DeleteI almost asked the same question until I remembered that I am the one and only original Beldar J Conehead (unless you count the SNL version...) But it's an easy mistake to make because my middle name is "multiple personalities" Remember, for official Beldar Conehead satire, always look for the Beldar Conehead seal of approval.
+1 ROFLMAO!
DeleteBeldar 7:49- :)
Delete" As for the actual program, tomorrow is when Bristol really cuts lose on Levi, and that's great because she is providing everything he needs to take her ass back to court and get his son back out of her clutches and hopefully then sue her ass for defamation of character. "
ReplyDeleteLevi don`t have the balls to to sue.
All they have to say to Levi is to rollover.
Yes, but Sunny has the balls to convince him.
DeleteI'm pretty sure there is something they've got on him that let's him remain her whipping boy. Either that or his bulb really glows dim. I wonder what Kathy Griffen knows? She was pretty close to Levi and I'm betting he might have spilled some stories to her.
DeleteKathy Griffin told Levi to keep something in his back pocket ... something that he had told her. I will not forget that statement. I also agree with those who think that Trig (the dark haired one) is Levi's child. Someone is going to spill the beans. It's going to happen. Hope it happens before November.
DeleteI'm thinking his bulb glows dim. After all, at one point he did willingly get involved with Bristol Palin.
Delete>>>I'm thinking his bulb glows dim.<<<
DeleteSometimes a girl like Sunny can light a fire under a guy like Levi. Bristol's talking smack and shit about her guy, makes Sunny look bad too. Sunny may help Levi see the light.
Bristol is not a likeable person, so that adds to the failure of the show. Lifetime could have gone to almost any high school in the country and found a prettier, more interesting, ambitious teen mother who could use the money for college. Bristol made $365,000 for the fiasco on DWTS, she had better thank her lucky stars and retire from show biz. Her mother's fans who voted for her multiple times did not do her any favors. She must think they were actually fans of hers!! Well, the easy money from DWTS has dried up, her talents just do not support an entire show, or even one segment.
ReplyDeleteWhen she made $365,000, remember taxes came out of that and living expenses. Her house in Arizona cost that much. I doubt she has much money. It costs a fortune to travel all over and stay in hotels. She does not have a Pac.
DeleteShe has to pay a lot of people, plus Willow, and I am sure she has retained lawyers now that she is getting sued and you can bet they will charge her a fortune. She does not have a Pac, so she will have to fork up attorney fees.
Not to worry about Brisket - she'll just dip into SaraPAC. They spend that money like it's change from the coin jar in the kitchen. As that runs short Sara will find some new victim scam to run. I'm sure that was part of this reality show. Get a couple of episodes showing Brisket crying and then making sure the paint chip eaters know what an asshole Levi is and I suspect they expect the money to come flowing in. Let's hope Levi fights back this time. It's at the point where if he doesn't then he's either a total coward, being blackmailed over something or he's not the dad of any of those boys and is paying CS because they'll send his mom back to jail if he doesn't
DeleteProve us wrong Levi and stand up for yourself AND your son.
Anon 4:14 "Bristol is not a likable person, so that adds to the failure of the show"---ain't that the truth and after the Levi bashing in front of poor little Tripp Jonhston, 1000+ more so!
DeleteIt's a damn shame with all the scamming they are doing out in the open and getting away with it.
DeleteI was innocently watching AntennaTV, where the commercials are aimed at reminding us that we're all dying or have just taken a deadly prescription and need to lawyer up...
ReplyDeleteWhen out of the blue, there was Bristol whining... a commercial for her sad little "reality" show.
I'd rather see another Pos-T-Vac commercial.
That one made me laugh out loud!
DeleteBe careful what you wish for Bristol. Still want the world to see the "real" you tomorrow night?
ReplyDeleteBwwaaaahaaaa haaa haaa haaaaa
As I said on Huffpost, if I wanted to watch a spoiled brat complain constantly, I'd time travel back to when my daughter was 10.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!!
Deleteyeah if the dumb wuss would actually do it.
ReplyDelete"As for the actual program, tomorrow is when Bristol really cuts loose on Levi, and that's great because she is providing everything he needs to take her ass back to court and get his son back out of her clutches and hopefully then sue her ass for defamation of character."
ReplyDeleteI hate to see anyone go down, but you know, Bristol and her clan are an exception. They wanted the fame and they have done nothing with it, and Alaska isn't better off because of her mother being tapped for VP.
When will these folks figure it out? They need to take their millions and go off to Montana and live in a compound.
"Why does everybody hate my show?"
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't know, because we're all so fucking sick and tired of your family?
Because you willingly open your legs to anyone, Brissy, thumb your nose at people, teach your son to be rude when he SHOULD be learning manners, teach him to hate his Dad, spout homophobic and racial slurs, SO lacking in self-esteem that you cut your face up to where you look like a horse, lie about your "new" virginity, grift people for money, and then CRY because your life is so bad so people will feel sorry and send even more.
DeleteLOOK. IN. THE. MIRROR. BITCH. You need THERAPY.
Is that her strong, bold young woman courageously taking on the challenges of life face?
ReplyDeleteIf so I'd hate to see her sniveling, self-entitled, self-pitying one.
I'd heard she will be bashing Levi in front of Tripp and this is despicable. I was not planning to watch anymore episodes, but I think many people will want to see how far this appalling woman will go. She is treading on thin ice as this involves a helpless little kid being turned against his father. We'll see what happens with it all. Lifetime has sunk down way too low on this show!
ReplyDeleteI think you are writing a come on to try to boost viewership. If so, sorry, not interested. I need to watch some paint dry.
DeleteI wouldn't waste 10 seconds of my life watching this trash. Just reading and seeing these idiots in the headlines already makes me sick. I hope Levi takes her to the cleaners; especially by getting the child support lowered considerably. Give her something to whine about...sry pork brisket bitch.
DeleteI see why everybody was the newsroom because if people actually watch it is the kind of rachael madfow news from all networks
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U&feature=player_detailpage#t=61s
DeleteAre you on the wrong thread or did you just forget some words?
DeleteHuh???
DeleteWhat did you say 4:38? Totally unrecognizable as a thought or comment.
DeleteAnonymous4:38 PM
DeleteTranslation please!!!
Murf nurf. Muslim union thugs. Snurf Excekllence in BroadcaSTING nETWORK, vIAGRA.
DeleteLittle blue pills for little men.
I see why everybody was the newsroom because if people actually watch it is the kind of rachael madfow news from all networks
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Trig is that you?
Who's next in line from this family to do a reality show?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Chucky could have a show on how he shoots rats...and I don't mean Levi either.
Or Willow going to "hair school" could be kinda interesting with Sarah as her guinea pig.
The State of Alaska's Sarah Palin Film Tax Credit Legislation is proudly beating its chest declaring that with the aid of the Alaskan tax payers, Alaska is NUMBER ONE when it comes to the Worst Reality Show EVER!
ReplyDeleteYIPPPEEE ALASKA FILM TAX CREDIT LEGISLATION AND YIPPPEEE LIFE"S A TRIPP!!!!
And Bristol did all that without a college education!
It is all about helping Alaska.
DeleteIs that tears of joy streaming down the chin extension of Beefalo?
ReplyDeleteBeefalo worked all those years, walked all those streets in Los Angeles displaying her moose toes, rolled around and dry humped all over the DWTS floor, violated the laws by going to bars as an underage bull rider just to hit rock bottom?
If these are her "good" choices, I'd hate to see the really bad ones.
Delete"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." Dorothy Parker
ReplyDeleteMy all time favorite quote from Ms. Parker.
DeleteLEVI ITS ALL YOUR FAUL THAT BRISTOL'S LIFES A TRIPP TANKED!
ReplyDeleteIf Levi would have accepted Bristol's measly $10,000 offer to be Bristol's whipping boy on the next episode, Levi could of saved Bristol's chin... I mean face!
Now Bristol won't let Levi see Tripp until Hell freezes.
What happened to the Tank Jones message we were promised?
ReplyDeleteIt is on the last post as an update.
DeleteCould Levi sue Lifetime for allowing Bristol to bash him publically?
ReplyDeleteBut Bristol has God on her side. She is a bona fide Christian and because of that, she gets the Christian pass. Meaning she can lie, bad mouth others without a second thought and in general ignore the 10 commandments because God is on her side. If there is any atonement to be made God knows she will do it later, but after she gets paid first.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteShe’s not very smart…sigh.
ReplyDeleteCan you Rapture freaks please get it into your heads? Sarah was a red light performer, but Bristol is a refrigerator light going bad; you cannot replace the one with the other. No one is fooled.
Oh lord, what if she decides the best way to stay on TV is to get pregnant? Can't you just see her sobbing about how she's failed Jesus and is never, ever going to have sex again (I kind of felt that way along about the eighth month) and she's SO SORREE for the HORRIBLE SIN and she's only grateful for GOD'S BLESSING the UNBORN CHILD whose life she's saving by getting knocked up...
ReplyDeleteI don't know, maybe Bristol will offer Hotty Sunny $100,000 to save that armpit of a reality show of Bristol's.
ReplyDeleteTodd is already promoting his project.
ReplyDeleteTodd Palin & Terry Crews Brave Military Training For Stars Earn Stripes
http://www.accesshollywood.com/todd-palin-and-terry-crews-brave-military-training-for-stars-earn-stripes_article_66432
Todd, who boasts a bit more outdoor experience having won Alaska’s Iron Dog snowmobile competition four times, told Billy and Kit there weren’t any safe words or “lifelines” while filming “Stars Earns Stripes” – just trained professionals helping them push through the sometimes terrifying training exercises.
“No lifelines – we worked with military operatives who are the best of the best, you know, Delta Force, Navy SEALs, State Troopers, and they trained us and would give us the confidence,” Todd said.
So what was the most difficult challenge for Todd?
“Jumping out of a helicopter,” he told Billy and Kit. “It’s easy to shoot a gun, but jumping out of a helicopter a hundred feet above a building or a lake – that initial step is a challenge.”
Kardashian Sisters: We’re ‘Spoiled,’ But We Had To Work For It
Louis C.K. Addresses Profane Sarah Palin Tweets: "I Don't Think She's Some Sacred Person"
http://www.eonline.com/news/louis_ck_addresses_profane_sarah_palin/325935
Is there any way we can watch Terry Crews without seeing Sarah's wife compete? Maybe they could pixelate Todd like they do with private parts.
DeleteSo what was the most difficult challenge for Todd?
DeleteHaving to go without prostitutes during the filming.
Terry Crews was in 'NEXT FRIDAY' playing an ex-con trying to screw a ......PIMP. How Ironic that Crews is paired up with Todd Palin on the Talk Show circuit. 'PIMPIN' PIMPIN', MAN DOWN'.
DeleteHis most difficult challenge was running the obstacle course in cross-trainers with 4 inch lifts.
DeleteDid he really win the race 4 times? I thought he only won once and he cheated in order to win?
DeleteGROW UP!
ReplyDeleteWhy are you people making fun of of Bristol's failing reality show?
Do you see Bristol's name anywhere near the title?
NO? Didn't think so!
That's the one smart thing Bristol did was to keep her name out of that rotting piece of turd pie.
Her name is in the title. It's "Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp."
DeleteThe stupid BURNS tonight!
DeleteI stand corrected. That explains why that show failed so badly.
DeleteAlaska's Gov Parnell has Wasilla the Number One Meth Capitol in the United States and now Parnell has the Number One Worst Reality Show in the United States.
ReplyDeleteWhat else can Parnell do for Alaska?
dig a hole and wear a potted plant as a hat.
Deletelol @8:21!
DeleteThanks to Life's A Tripp, the Kardashian's show is up for a Emmy and Oscar nomination.
ReplyDeleteAnd Bristol thought Levi is stupid.
ReplyDeleteDo you see Levi anywhere near that train wreck?
Bristle ALSO THINKS she can dance and act.
DeleteSo, while Levi might be a fool, but he's not fool enough to marry that cow!
So, while Levi might be a fool, but he's not fool enough to marry that cow!
DeleteLevi just preferred to go cow tipping in the canvas tent but the heifer didn't take her cramp pills.
Levi, I'm begging you to get your son away from this dysfunctional scandalous family! Believe me, he'll thank you for it someday!!!
ReplyDeleteLooking at Bristol crying, she should change the title of her book from "Not Afraid of Life," to "Mom, it's not fair, they're picking on me, Mom, I want to go home, and Willow doesn't want to take care of my kid anymore, either."
ReplyDeleteI know this is an over used expression but it sure must suck to be Bristol.
ReplyDeleteWhat abut being sucked by Bristol? Another over used expression?
DeleteNo, it must be Bristle if you're sucked.
DeleteCorrect me if I'm wrong but... isn't there a court order in place preventing either Bristol or Levi or any of their family members to bad-mouth/make derogatory statements about either Bristol or Levi in front of Tripp or in public?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't the entire premise of this next episode fly in the face of that court order?
OzMud
Hopefully it violates that court order absolutely and completely. Popcorn is popping.
DeleteI remember reading a pdf of the filings - now the AK Dispatch link is broken - Gryphen, can you post?
Deleteno worries
ReplyDeletethe only people who watch it are the idiots at c4p
and the educated idiots here
That so, Seerraahh "Murcian woMAN? Always knew you despised your intellectual equals at c4p but where would you be without their alms your poor doomed gargoyle? S.A.D.
DeleteI would like to suggest that if anyone is brave enough to watch Bristol's show, please write down the names of her advertisers. Writing letters of protest to Lifetime TV hasn't accomplished anything. Maybe some of Bristol's advertisers will become uncomfortable being associated with her beating up Tripp's father.
ReplyDeleteI think this show will die from lack of viewers. All by itself.
DeleteNope, this show was DOA from the git-go, and Lifetime realized that they had been sold a sack of moose nuggets the first time they viewed any of the uncut film.
DeleteLifetime's execs are just proving they have a good sense of humor and can laugh at their own mistakes, because their career will go on. Bristol's? Um, probably not.
If numbers of viewers continues to drop will they just stop running the program? Or will we continue to be subjected to it until all episodes are aired? Commercials for her show came on during Army Wives and I was pissed!, thank god I dvr'd it and could fast forward though it. I'm sick over how she denigrates Levi in front of her kid like that. Shame on Bristol, willow and the whole family.
DeleteI'm not gonna do it...let Mikey do it!
DeleteNumber of Viewers of the first show: 726,000
ReplyDeleteNot even 3/4's of a million.
Not good ratings for a first show.
If anything like the Alaska show -- viewers were high for the first show and dropped a few million. Brisket doesn't have a million to start with.
OOOPS!!!!
Drum roll paleeasseee....
ReplyDeleteAnd the next Worst Reality Show star qualified for the Gov Parnell's Sarah Palin Alaska Film TAX Credit Palin Slush Fund will be.... brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
ALASKA'S PIMP DADDY TODD PALIN!
If Todd's number one prostitute Shailey Tripp would of stayed on Todd... I mean stay with Todd, she could of qualified for an Alaska Film Credit Tax reality show too. Sarah would of pulled some strings and got Shailey some more work.
It's not too late.
DeleteTodd's show isn't filmed in AK therefore it doesn't qualify.
DeleteTHe only logical explanation I can come up for this show is that Lifetime is a Trojan Horse and hopes to bring about the downfall of Palin.
ReplyDeleteLucy
Just when we thought another Palin couldn't make Wasilla look any worse and up steps Bristol to carry the torch!
ReplyDeleteNext up, TAWD the PIMP! Why do you think the Queen FRAWD was in NYC doing The Today Show?
DeleteIt's not over yet!! We get to watch tawd the perv next..Can't wait for that one...
DeleteCreepy Todd.
DeleteO/T
ReplyDeleteIt has been exposed by the Boston Globe of the massive deal Mitt Romney & Bain Capital made with Michael Milken -- aka The Junk Bond King -- that same one who did time in jail.
http://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2012/06/23/the-story-behind-mitt-romney-work-with-michael-milken-was-fun-while-lasted/FsOGLOkjWiT2TSgl76NGvM/story.html
The subject was discussed by one of the writers of the article, Beth Healy, on Hardball. For all I don't like Chris for, it was a good segment and informative to learn of this 'connection'. I've sent the link to some I know who are still reg'd Rethugs & sitting on the fence or they say they are. Our work to convert is never done!!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#47954017
Tell me again how the Anchorage Daily News isn't supportive of Sarah Palin and the Palins?
ReplyDeleteThe ADN was probably the first to report the birth of Trig Palin.
The ADN reports on Iron Dog Todd Palin.
The ADN reports on Bristol's and Sarah's ghost written books and their book tours.
The ADN reports on Track leaving for Iraq.
The ADN reports on Bristol's DWTS.
The ADN reports on Bristol's new show.
The ADN reports on Bristol's and Sarah's speeches.
But NOOOOOO the ADN doesn't report that one of Alaska's single mothers was prostituted out by the State of Alaska's governor's spouse or prostituted out to the Anchorage Police Dept and Secret Service and has written a book about her ordeal in Boys Will Be Boys?
Does the ADN report that the Palins has displayed the baby name Trig with two different sets of ears?
Does the ADN report that Bristol's Life's A Tripp made Alaska the laughing stock of reality shows?
Does the ADN report that Sarah Palin is not an energy expert?
Does the ADN investigate who built the Palin's house and where the materials came from?
Does the ADN report why the Palin kids are unsuccessful in school or never convicted of any crimes?
Does the ADN report if SarahPAC is a scam and where is all that money going to since it is not going to other politicians?
What Palin scams and con jobs has the ADN investigated?
Maybe the ADN needs to be investigated to see if their editors owe the Palins any favors or has black mail info against them?
Where is Piper?
DeleteADN is bought and paid for. The corrupt own the entire state and the ADN is smart enough to know if they write one word their advertisers leave and they go belly up. It's not really that hard to control what the media writes about.
DeleteIIRC, didn't ADN aggressively monitor and censor any anti-Palin comments, meanwhile printing the famous "fake constituent letters" of support that Ivy Frye, et al. systematically churned out for OUR Sarah? Damn right they did.
DeletePlus, when Sarah threatened having the State of AK pull its advertising business from the ADN as the "Newpaper of Record" for all of the RFP's, bid solicitations, state job ads, etc., Sr VP and Editor Patrick Dougherty "blinked" and followed her orders to "back off the trail". In doing so, he let the Governor Grifter off the hook, allowed her to continue her charade by using "her" DS Baby as an ATM.
Great job there as a watchdog for the public, Citizen Dougherty. s/
Don't ever forget that ADN had Sarah Lou by the "short hairs" but Dougherty sacrificed the integrity of his newspaper (and his own) in favor of keeping the gravy train dropping off a regular delivery of cash to the state's largest newspaper.
Read the full text of the Palin-ADN email exchange at the link below if you've ever believed a word that Palin has screeched.
http://community.adn.com/adn/node/136523
Reckon that Sarah would still be telling the "Wild Ride" bullshit story about being Trig's birth mother if Dougherty had had balls the size of Sarah's and stayed on the story instead of selling out? I think not.
The ADN is pathetic. They have been covering Sarah's arse since the get-go. Now they cover for Bristol. Two recent articles about Bristol's reality series accumulated a great number of comments critical of Bristol. Several days later, voila! ... all the comments are gone and commenting is disabled. I've seen it happen over and over. Dougherty is a punk. They are a sham like the APD. What a bunch of paid off corrupt weasels.
DeletePreach it. The Anchorage Daily News should change its name to PDN... The Palin Daily News.
DeleteI remember the ONE "article" that GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN submitted to the ADN;
Deletethe editor REWROTE her article, basically pointing out where ALL of her MANY inaccuracies and Flat.Out. Lies. were, and attempted to CORRECT THEM FOR HER!!!!!
How many Editors would do that for a MALE gov???
So Bristol left Alaska to seek stardom in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteBristol got a big Jay Leno chin implant inserted to look like a Kardashian.
Bristol failed in Hollywood and returned to Wasilla.
Bristol now has a big ass chin, failed to seek stardom and failed in Wasilla.
What's next for Bristol?
Now where can Bristol run off too?
Maybe Bristol will go to school now and learn how to get along with others and allow Tripp's Grandma Johnston to have a relationship with Tripp and allow Levi to have a relationship with Tripp without bad mouthing him and trying to give him $10,000 to publicly ridicule Levi on tv?
Bristol has one ace in the hole, the truth. All she has to do is break down, crying, saying that everything we have seen, from the moment she stepped on the convention stage until the last episode of her TV show has been Sarah's idea. Sarah has directed her life until this minute. Now Bristol can't take it anymore. She has to tell the truth. I bet that she could get at least a million dollars. People might even stop laughing at her and actually feel sorry for her.
DeleteI hope Sarah took away Bristol's shoe strings?
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Bristol, you can't hate so many people and expect to be loved!
ReplyDeleteGood point.
DeleteHey Bristol, "Ricky Hollywood" doesn't sound so funny now since you failed in Hollywood, Arizona and Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how far you go Bristol....
THE SARAH PALIN CURSE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG!
If 726,000 people watched Bristol's Bitch O Thon, then that is also about the same number that are real followers of Sarah Palin's Facebook page. The remaining 2.8 million are fabricated followers only to look impressive like she is some sort of movement.
ReplyDeleteBristol just posted on her FB that more people watched her show than the whole population of Alaska. She makes a joke of everything, how about the horrible ratings. We know the only ones who watched the show were curiousity watchers and not your friends.
DeleteIt's worse than that. More than one viewer per screen, some of these people have a lot of kids in the house.
DeleteBecause everybody lets their kids stay up and watch reality shows after 10pm.
DeleteYeah, Bristol, the population of the State of AK has always been the STANDARD for ratings success. Sorry, that was really pretty sarcastic of me to say, and I don't want a snarky quote presented as fact to the low-info loonies over at the Pee Palace.
DeleteActually, any show that loses 80% of the audience that watched the program immediately preceding your highly-promoted (blockbuster? ha) 1st episode would be considered a STINKER. And just cuz you call that shit a rose DON'T make it smell any nicer.
But for you, Bristol, we will all concede that you have been an incredible success, as both a dancer and actress, if you will agree to go home and write a book telling the truth about your grifting, dysfunctional mother.
Do you ever want to be a REAL best-selling author, Bristol? Honey, there's your ticket.
I remember when Tom Hanks said, "There's no crying in Baseball." (A Team of Their Own). The same rule applies here, too. There's no crying on your TV reality show when your book title was "Not Afraid of Life."
ReplyDeleteBristol, it's not Levi's fault that you had Tripp. You are the one who forgot to take your birth control pills. Mercede thinks that you wanted to get pregnant. Stop blaming Levi. You had just as much responsibility to use birth control. You are the best advertisement for sex education.
Hey, Bristol, just shut-up with the fake bawlin. Do you have ANY idea what your new face actually looks like when you do that? Really gross, girl, really gross. No one absolutely no one including a single Kardashian nor Karkashian fan thinks you are hot. :( Get a live, girl.
ReplyDeleteGriffin, I found two new pictures of Bristol pregnant I never saw before, how can I forward them to you...
ReplyDeleteGryphen2009@yahoo.com.
DeleteAnd thanks ahead of time.
I just sent them to you.
DeleteWhat happened to Piper? Is she in hiding with Ruffles? Piper, where ae you?
ReplyDeletePiper is at that in between age and not so cute. The last time I saw a pic of her she was chunky, had glasses, and of course the constant frown.
DeleteAre the Palins the most 'real' American family out there?
ReplyDeleteCraig Medred | Jun 25, 2012
But what's obviously even more entertaining in America these days -- or more saleable as entertainment, at least -- is watching people make fools of themselves, and at that the Palins are proving masters. Let's all enjoy a laugh at or along with them (does it really matter which?) and remember the words of the movie "Cabaret":
"Money, money, money!"
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/are-palins-most-real-american-family-out-there
Got your popcorn ready Bristol? Tomorrow is the BIG day that you were sooooo excited about - bashing Levi!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know of any live-blogging of the show tomorrow night? Haven't found a link yet. I refuse to turn my channel to life time!
ReplyDeleteABC does it.
DeleteHa ha Lifetime fittingly describes tomorrow nights show as:
ReplyDeleteSeason 1: Episode 2 (From Bad to Worse)
I'll have to agree with that after watching the clip of Bristol & Willow trash Tripp Johnston's father in front of him!
My better half has an MD, Phd. and isn't pulling down any near the coin that Bristol is realizing.
ReplyDeleteA "high school drop out/teen mom/grifter" is better off financially than we are?
Of course, my better half is: an elitist/marxist/socialist/pointy-headed academic/ivory tower type (their take).
I am proud of him and all he has done and wouldn't change a thing, even though his education and the hours that he has spent educating our future doctors and health-care professionals is reviled by the current tea party gop.
What the hell does this say about our country?
We are doomed.
yes we are.
DeleteHolland anyone? or Norway?
We are not doomed. The likes of a trashy family from Wasilla, Alaska, will not be the doom of our country. The good people of this coungtry far out number that trashy family, and their supporters.
DeleteComment from HP: Well look on the bright side. Bristle just ruined her future plans of running for office as she announced on Fox & Friends a week or two ago. Better sooner than later!
ReplyDeleteBristol looks like she saw the Ghost of CURTIS MENARD returning for revenge.
ReplyDeleteThat picture was just begging for a spoof to be made. Introducing my first pic mocking Bristol: http://twitpic.com/a0mqdb
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it won't be my last...
BRILLIANT! Every last one of your creations are gobsmackingly brilliant!
DeleteWow, thank you! I'm so glad you're enjoying them. :-)
DeleteHeehee Haha
DeleteThat is SO funny! Thanx for the grins!
That was a thing of beauty. ROFLMAO!!!
DeletePerfect, I love it!
DeleteLOL... I love it, Azure.
DeleteBetween Bristol and Lindsay Lohn, Lifetime isn't making the best choices these days. Television for women apparently means paying a lot of money to self-centered brats with horrible mothers and a complete lack of self-awareness.
ReplyDeleteBring back Mother May I Walk with Danger!
The Palins make the Lohans look like the Cleavers :)
DeleteSeason 1, Episode 3 Sneak Preview:
ReplyDeleteHey, We're Best Friends. Together, We Can Do It!
http://tinyurl.com/Wait-Gino-Im-a-ReVirgin
There was a few Times that Bristol tried to get Levi on the show and a few failed attempt to try and trick him into meeting up with her and Tripp to talk about the custody case and to try and patch things up for the sake of their son. Act like adults and come to an agreement. Funny thing is Levi seen right through her bullshit and Said no. His so called agent, manager or bodyguard, (what ever he wants to be called that day) was pushing him to do it. Levi finally seen through him too. Sense Levi started making his own decisions, I feel he has made better choices and looks much happier to me.
ReplyDeleteHey Bristol, got your popcorn ready? Got Tripp by your side to wipe away your tears? Tomorrow is the BIG night you are so excited about - to show the world just what a dead beat dad Levi is. You have got to be giddy with anticipation.
ReplyDeleteI thought Bristol said she was sitting at work in the dermatologist's office when she got the offer to do Dancing With The Stars. In the clip where she is reading Levi's book and complaining that it is all lies, she says that Levi was present when she got the DWTS offer. So, which one is it? Was she at work or was she with Levi? Bristol, the Queen of Lies.
ReplyDeleteBristol writes this on her blog this morning...
ReplyDeleteOkay, so by now you’ve seen the footage of my argument with the guy in the bar. And by now you know I’m being sued over it. So I probably shouldn’t write much about this encounter right now as my lawyers work on my defense.
Of course she finds one show that defends her. You can see she doesn't say Lifetime is getting sued. If she is not supposed to discuss it, why is she?
Could Bristol possibly have the section of tonights show cut where she degrades Levi in front of Tripp or is it too soon? Maybe Lifetime will cut out that part.
ReplyDeleteSarah takes care of Bristol, her illegitimate babies, arrangements for work and income like DWTS and this show - like any mother would for a disabled or handicapped child - because Bristol is mentally challenged, with perhaps no more than a 70 IQ. Seriously.
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