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Monday, June 25, 2012
Mitt Romney for Dummies.
Thank God, I thought I would never get an easy to use instruction manual for this dipstick.
Funny thing about that, Sparky: dummies tend not to be all that interested in learning about President Obama. Dummies already 'know' everything they need to know about him: he was born in Kenya, he's a secret Muslin, he's a stoopid moran, he's a communistic socialist marxist fascist narcissist who hates white people and Amercia, he can't string two words together without a teleprompter and he be black. What else is there to know?
And to you non-dummies out there: THIS is what we're fighting against. It's an uphill battle. Zeus help us if we lose this one...
One day I would love for just one of you to actually address the extremely flawed human Willard Romney is without saying . . .but, but, but, Obama. At this point "look over there" is just silly assed, weak and proves most of the people supporting Romney probably wouldn't if given the chance of any other candidate. You see---Barack Obama has already been voted in as president and most support for Romney seems tepid and the ridiculous anyone but Obama meme (which surely will help destroy us soon).
So good luck with supporting Mr. Etcha Sketch or anyone else for that matter. Unless you are extremely rich Mitt Romney will make your life miserable. But I suppose an inclusive president who wants the LGBT community to have marital rights, women to get paid equally and have their basic reproductive rights upheld and make health insurance available to most people just keeps you up at night.
So--please defend Romney without the default position of pointing at the man who is already president. Tell us how you will defend the one who wants to be president--but still has not told anyone why--except, because. The problem is--you can't defend Willard. He's pretty creepy and indefensible.
Not a very big book: Chapter 1: where he was born. Graphic: long-form Hawaiian birth certificate.Supplement: Hawaiian newspaper announcement of his birth. Tesitmony by widow of obstetrician who delivered him.
Chapter 2: what is his religion. Graphic: Obama family leaving St. John's Episcopal Church, (the church of Presidents)on Lafayette Sq., at Easter this year. Supplemental reading: his speech on religion, March, 2008. Note: all of Obama's churches are open to the public for all of their services.
Chapter Three: Schools he has attended: Catholic elementary school in Indonesia; one of the most elite private schools in the nation,in Hawaii, for junior and high school; two exceptional undergraduate colleges, Occidental and Columbia; being elected by his peers as the editor of the Harvard Law Review.
Why he chose a "black" identity, or it was chosen by him, despite the fact that he's as much a white as a black. Supplement: pictures of his mother and his white grandparents, who raised him, by and large.
Missing: pictures of President Obama pushing someone's face into a cake or butter; pursuing and then tackling another student in order to forcably cut off his hair; checking out the car elevator being installed in one of his several mansions.
Bonus: recipes from Mrs. Obama. Sadly, no lessons on dressage, or Cadillac maintenace, by Mrs. Romney.
Photo insert: pictures of Barack Obama smiling, at age one, three, five, eight, ten, fifteen, eighteen, and as an adult. Pictures of young children responding positively to seeing President Obama.
Wow, I didn't know about the blind teacher, that's awful. And what is it with pushing faces into food? Freak.
And to add a few the Repugs would be using as scare tactics if Rmoney was a Dem. * He will baptize us Mormon after we die. * He will make us wear magic underwear
I sometimes wonder if a life of extreme privilege led to his unwarranted sense of superiority and entitlement, or if he has an overdeveloped, nasty, mean streak because he's just a d!ck.
I suspect he'd behave much the same way if he grew up on a family farm in Iowa or a brownstone in Brooklyn.
Does this book include a lifesize cardboard cutout? It should, since the man has no core, no human emotions. I do not even think he really likes his wife. He looks at her with a very detached glance. Maybe he is upset that she has M.S., and isn't perfect like he thinks he is.
Mitt Romney is not a real human being, he's just pretending based on what's he's seen other humans act like. Just like a our favorite sociopath. Remember the "Game Change" scene before the O'Biden debate where Sarah looks across the stage and sees Biden getting ready and she tries to mimic him? Just like Mittens. If you support Mitt Romney, you lose your humanity. A Mitt voter is either: a. Stupid b. Brainwashed c. Racist d. all of the above
POCATELLO, ID—A $1 bill somehow made its way into the hands of Mitt Romney during a campaign stop Thursday, reportedly causing the Republican presidential candidate a moment of uncomprehending fascination. "What am I looking at here? What is this?"
I loooooove The Onion. They are way past satirical because of the modern day GOP. The funny part is--- its like looking into an absurd freaky window of the republican party. Plus, the baggers are so stupid they keep printing the stories in the Onion as if they were fact.
The poor palin fans are leaderless. They can't vote for Mitt until he says he's sorry for any and all the bad things he's said about palin.
These people can hold a grudge! (And this is how the decide who to vote for- scary!)
"You know how to get Romney's notice: Millions of Palinistas forming a club or association that is dedicated not to vote for Romney in November unless he makes concessions regarding Sarah Palin. But unfortunately it may be now too late."
Seems that those who are qualified as "dummies" won't get it anyway. They need one that says "He's White" then they'll buy it. What other reason is there to vote for him? No one knows what he stands for.
Now they just need a 'Barack Obama for Dummies'
ReplyDeleteFunny thing about that, Sparky: dummies tend not to be all that interested in learning about President Obama. Dummies already 'know' everything they need to know about him: he was born in Kenya, he's a secret Muslin, he's a stoopid moran, he's a communistic socialist marxist fascist narcissist who hates white people and Amercia, he can't string two words together without a teleprompter and he be black. What else is there to know?
DeleteAnd to you non-dummies out there: THIS is what we're fighting against. It's an uphill battle. Zeus help us if we lose this one...
One day I would love for just one of you to actually address the extremely flawed human Willard Romney is without saying . . .but, but, but, Obama. At this point "look over there" is just silly assed, weak and proves most of the people supporting Romney probably wouldn't if given the chance of any other candidate. You see---Barack Obama has already been voted in as president and most support for Romney seems tepid and the ridiculous anyone but Obama meme (which surely will help destroy us soon).
DeleteSo good luck with supporting Mr. Etcha Sketch or anyone else for that matter. Unless you are extremely rich Mitt Romney will make your life miserable. But I suppose an inclusive president who wants the LGBT community to have marital rights, women to get paid equally and have their basic reproductive rights upheld and make health insurance available to most people just keeps you up at night.
So--please defend Romney without the default position of pointing at the man who is already president. Tell us how you will defend the one who wants to be president--but still has not told anyone why--except, because. The problem is--you can't defend Willard.
He's pretty creepy and indefensible.
Not a very big book:
DeleteChapter 1: where he was born. Graphic: long-form Hawaiian birth certificate.Supplement: Hawaiian newspaper announcement of his birth. Tesitmony by widow of obstetrician who delivered him.
Chapter 2: what is his religion. Graphic: Obama family leaving St. John's Episcopal Church, (the church of Presidents)on Lafayette Sq., at Easter this year. Supplemental reading:
his speech on religion, March, 2008.
Note: all of Obama's churches are open to the public for all of their services.
Chapter Three: Schools he has attended:
Catholic elementary school in Indonesia; one of the most elite private schools in the nation,in Hawaii, for junior and high school; two exceptional undergraduate colleges, Occidental and Columbia; being elected by his peers as the editor of the Harvard Law Review.
Why he chose a "black" identity, or it was chosen by him, despite the fact that he's as much a white as a black. Supplement: pictures of his mother and his white grandparents, who raised him, by and large.
Missing: pictures of President Obama pushing someone's face into a cake or butter; pursuing and then tackling another student in order to forcably cut off his hair; checking out the car elevator being installed in one of his several mansions.
Bonus: recipes from Mrs. Obama. Sadly, no lessons on dressage, or Cadillac maintenace, by Mrs. Romney.
Photo insert: pictures of Barack Obama smiling, at age one, three, five, eight, ten, fifteen, eighteen, and as an adult.
Pictures of young children responding positively to seeing President Obama.
Don't forget to include in the photo insert the pictures of Bo Obama being transported INSIDE cars and AF1.
DeleteAdd to the "Personal Life" column of Mitt Romney for Dummies:
ReplyDelete~ Romney purposely guided a blind teacher, known affectionately as “the Bat,” into a closed door.
~ Romney purposely shoved his children's faces into plates of butter.
~ Romney purposely shoved his grandson's face into a platter of whipped cream.
As son Josh Romney reveallingly stated:
"He (Mitt) does like pranks but he doesn't like to get pranked."
Oh yes, that Mitt Romeny is a paragon of the mean-spirited bully. And an a**hole to boot.
Wow, I didn't know about the blind teacher, that's awful. And what is it with pushing faces into food? Freak.
DeleteAnd to add a few the Repugs would be using as scare tactics if Rmoney was a Dem.
* He will baptize us Mormon after we die.
* He will make us wear magic underwear
I sometimes wonder if a life of extreme privilege led to his unwarranted sense of superiority and entitlement, or if he has an overdeveloped, nasty, mean streak because he's just a d!ck.
DeleteI suspect he'd behave much the same way if he grew up on a family farm in Iowa or a brownstone in Brooklyn.
Does this book include a lifesize cardboard cutout? It should, since the man has no core, no human emotions. I do not even think he really likes his wife. He looks at her with a very detached glance. Maybe he is upset that she has M.S., and isn't perfect like he thinks he is.
ReplyDeleteNext book - Dummies for Romney.
ReplyDeleteLoved that 6:05!
DeleteRomney Rocks. If you had him for a governor you'd know. Bunch a dumb fucks.
DeleteBunch a dumbfuks. Don't know shit about him do ya? LOL Study up on his record in MA. Romney ROCKS!
DeleteSo, do we have to "unzip him" to wind him up?
ReplyDeleteMoot point really because:
I.CAN'T.AFFORD.HIM!!!
Mitt Romney is not a real human being, he's just pretending based on what's he's seen other humans act like. Just like a our favorite sociopath. Remember the "Game Change" scene before the O'Biden debate where Sarah looks across the stage and sees Biden getting ready and she tries to mimic him? Just like Mittens. If you support Mitt Romney, you lose your humanity. A Mitt voter is either:
ReplyDeletea. Stupid
b. Brainwashed
c. Racist
d. all of the above
Romney Stares Uncomprehendingly At $1 Bill
ReplyDeletePOCATELLO, ID—A $1 bill somehow made its way into the hands of Mitt Romney during a campaign stop Thursday, reportedly causing the Republican presidential candidate a moment of uncomprehending fascination. "What am I looking at here? What is this?"
www.theonion.com/articles/romney-stares-uncomprehendingly-at-1-bill,28592/
I loooooove The Onion. They are way past satirical because of the modern day GOP. The funny part is--- its like looking into an absurd freaky window of the republican party. Plus, the baggers are so stupid they keep printing the stories in the Onion as if they were fact.
DeleteThe poor palin fans are leaderless. They can't vote for Mitt until he says he's sorry for any and all the bad things he's said about palin.
ReplyDeleteThese people can hold a grudge! (And this is how the decide who to vote for- scary!)
"You know how to get Romney's notice: Millions of Palinistas forming a club or association that is dedicated not to vote for Romney in November unless he makes concessions regarding Sarah Palin. But unfortunately it may be now too late."
"Millions ". Yeah, right.
Here's another great little source--I downloaded it, read it in an afternoon, learned a lot, and enjoyed it immensely.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/The-Rude-Guide-Mitt-ebook/dp/B007UPDEG0
Bodie P
Seems that those who are qualified as "dummies" won't get it anyway. They need one that says "He's White" then they'll buy it. What other reason is there to vote for him? No one knows what he stands for.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the "debates"!