Apparently channeling Hispanic Mitt Romney, ethnic Sarah Palin continues her "Eviscerate the President" campaign.

I don't even know where to start with this.

Palin, sporting her best Latino wig and mahogany skin, appears on Hannity to attack the President while sitting in front of a backdrop which I believe is either meant to represent Las Vegas, or perhaps the last days of Sodom.

Hannity continues his now dog eared set up claiming that the President is mishandling the Middle East, and is solely responsible for the violence now taking place there.

Hannity: "Help me out here Governor." (Governor?)

Eva Fangoria: "Right so now in the midst of this apology tour (What fucking "apology tour?"), we see out embassies in the Middle East under siege. So how is that US apology tour working out for ya, Mr. President? Look, if our fearless leaders insist on waving the white flag like this then they need to bring our troops home from the Middle East, No more blood, no more US treasure spent. Not one drop, IF those in control of our troop's lives and our tax dollars going into things like this are going to capitulate, wave...apologize for our First Amendment rights of ours, freedom of speech that our troops are over there fighting for. Sean our Commander-in-Chief is contradicting what we believe our troop's mission is, and that is to protect freedom."

Uh, wait. How is OUR killing people over in the Middle East protecting our rights to free speech? Does Palin believe that Al-Qaeda's master plan was to come to America and censor us? Besides isn't that what we have Fundamentalist Christians for?

What an idiot.  And why do I suddenly crave Nachos while watching her babble?

Hannity goes on to turn up the heat (Or if you rather "el calor") and literally claim that Obama is protecting the murderers of Americans. (Fucking asshole!)

Blackface Palin: "Well certainly he is succeeding in weakening America when it comes to these foreign policies he is adopting. It is the antithesis of Reagan's 'peace through strength.' And I believe that other countries are looking at America today as this 'Paper Tiger' that we're not going to follow through on threats or sanctions (Excuse Ms. Palin there's an Osama Bin Laden, with an urgent call from hell, holding on line two for you.), or...those things that we need to do to in order to be that beacon of hope, and bright light that other countries can look to America and wish to emulate, those practices of ours, to help create a safer more peaceful world. Have you ever seen a more disorganized and dishonest administration than what you're seeing today? 

Okay seriously, is THIS the same Alaskan Governor whose own staff never had any idea what was on her schedule? Who was constantly out of communication when important events called for her attention? Who charged the state a per diem to stay in her own fucking house? And who was missing from her job so frequently that the people in Juneau had "Where's Sarah?" buttons printed up? Is that who is judging our President's organizational abilities and honesty?

And is she talking about a President who was cracking up the audience at the White House Correspondents dinner while AT THE SAME TIME launching the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden?

Disorganized my ass!

Hannity goes on to throw more raw meat in Palin's cage suggesting that the President is lying in order to cover up for his poor policy decisions.

Snap on Lego Haired Barbie: "Well the President is masterful at dodging the question and the press really stinks at...uh...following up and making him answer questions. Making him be accountable to the people who elected him to be a leader. Though I really don't consider him a leader. I consider Barack Obama a politician. Again Sean it is atrocious what is going on and we need to exert strength, we need to be protecting all those things that we have believed our troops are in war zones for, otherwise we are wasting US blood and treasure, and I say no more."

 Well I knew it would happen eventually, but finally Sarah Palin and I are in agreement about something. I ALSO believe that we need to stop wasting America's money and the lives of our soldiers trying to hunt down phantom terrorist organizations and propping up corrupt governments.

However I also recognize that left to President Obama, we NEVER would have put our troops in harm's way in the first place. He is simply trying to finish what the Bush administration so carelessly started, and bring our troops home as quickly and safely as possible.

Oh and by the way, even though Palin famously could not identify what the Bush Doctrine was, she was always in full agreement with the policy of attacking another country that might possibly pose a threat to America, which only makes her hypocrisy in judging how President Obama is cleaning up the mess caused by that stupidity even more ludicrous.

In short, "That woman, is an idiot."

Oh, and she also needs to give Salma Hayek back her hair. She's not fooling anyone!