Mitt Romney currently trails President Obama among registered Latino voters by nearly 40%, and getting caught saying things like "it would be helpful to be Latino" certainly isn't helping.
But has it gotten so bad that Romney is now resorting to "brownface" in order to make himself more appealing to Univision viewers? Democratic Underground has looked at the photo above from last night's "presidential forum" and concluded that, yes, Romney definitely "dyed his face brown."
I would really like to add some more snarky comments to this amazing find, but literally I am laughing too hard to type anymore.
OMFG!
Two tone face/hands. He must have been holding the airbrush while he looked in a mirror; wouldn't let one of the icky 47% near him to do it!
ReplyDeleteAnd he clearly had shades for his eyes. What a schmuck!
DeleteWas weird earlier today saw a pic with a Obvious "Sombrero" and Mexican mustache photoshopped on!
DeleteWhat a lame ass fool? How stupid does he think we are?
Oh and here is Ms. "You People" in response to her 77K dressage for Ralfaca...“My horse has more style and more class in its hoof than they do in their whole deal,”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/09/20/ann-romneys-private-response-to-horse-attacks/
Read the comments...She is HATED!
Fuck you Mitt and Ms You People! You will never see the inside of the White house you posers!
*Obama2012*
Just wow. Something tells me his make-up artist, and perhaps his whole campaign staff, hate him.
ReplyDeleteNo, no...
ReplyDeleteThat's just natural Mittens Mexican Mormon tan.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
ReplyDeleteWho is advising this man? A Democrat?
ReplyDeleteNo - you're wrong
DeleteBoner is
Yes, it is just a shade lighter than Boehner's 'natural Ohio tan.'
DeletePathetic.
Definitely not, only republiCONs would think of something as dispicable as this.
DeleteIs ther no depth to which this Titanic of a campaign will not sink? Here's hoping he collides head on with an iceberg called Barack....
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!!!! Check out his ear - at the bottom you can see a small portion of the lobe near his face is tanned and the rest is as pinky white as his ears usually are! If you spend enough time in the sun for that much tan on your face your ears will either get at least lightly browned on the tops and the lobes or, if you're naturally pale skinned, they'll get burnt!
ReplyDeleteThis is an all-time low for this guy. What an insult to the intelligence of Hispanics.
ReplyDeleteKewl -- Now we get to ask Mittens 2 questions:
ReplyDeletePapers Please.
Where's your birth certificate?
and on univision no less. the man has no class.
ReplyDeleteFurther evidence he's not qualified for the White House
ReplyDeleteHe asked Boner for recommendations of what 'ethic' cremes he uses!!!!
Further evidence of bad judgment -- asking Boner!!!
Waiting for his Al Jolson moment when the addresses crowd of African Americans. I can hardly wait for his take on how he and the blacks are on the same page
ReplyDeleteWOW. That is the absolute worst spray-on tan I've ever seen. It looks like he highjacked some from Jon Huntsman and then asked Ann to put it on him. To which she said, "well, i can try, but i'm not a working lady-- most people get paid for this shit."
ReplyDeleteHeads Up: President Obama’s Univision townhall
ReplyDeletehttp://theobamadiary.com/2012/09/20/heads-up-president-obamas-univision-townhall/
This guy is such a slime bucket! I cannot IMAGINE anyone voting for him! He'll do ANYTHING to get elected. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteBarack is LIVE!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/univision
Bahhahahahah!
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. He has really and truly outdone himself. Has he lost his freaking MIND? Palin's spray tan was understandable since it was part of what she had to offer the McCain ticket. But this is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteDaily Kos has a new term: "tandering".
Deletehttp://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/20/1134341/-Romney-puts-on-fake-tan-to-speak-to-Mexicans
This is the funniest thing since Palin couldn't come up with the name of a book or newspaper.
DESPERADO!!! That is all:)
ReplyDeleteNext week in Ohio -- he'll be 'black face' as he'll apply coal dust. That's if he can find more coalminers to stand behind him as he screwed the ones standing behind him at his stumper in Ohio in August.
ReplyDeleteSeveral of those miners have come out from behind the curtain to say they were FORCED TO ATTEND by the mine owner who then shafted them by deducting their day's pay.
Romney is also running an ad with two miners about coal jobs. It has been exposed that the miner speaking in the ad is an executive of the company
Proves again he will do anything.
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/09/20/13987042-unpaid-props-come-back-to-haunt-romney?lite
"A man who will say anything will do anything."
DeleteNapoleon
You know he's right about how it would be easier to be a Latino running for President, given how many latino Presidents we have had (Reynoldo Reagan, Jaime Carter, Jorge Bush, etc.).
ReplyDeleteJeez, we have 1 non-white president in 200+ years and these guys lose their minds thinking that white people are at a massive disadvantage.
Don't forget Jesus Kennedy
DeleteNo.
DeleteWhat they are really worried about is that rich old white guys (draft dodgers and vulture capitalists actually) are having a harder time fooling everyone.
They can't actually confess what it is that worries them, but brown, red, black, liberal, athiests, buddist, muslim, -there's more and more to be afraid of. OMFG I FORGOT TEH GAY MARRIAGE and premarital sex!!!
Anyway they are losing, and as soon as their money stops buying elections they are not only screwed, but they are in jail!
I actually need to correct myself, President Obama is half-caucasian, but I think you guys get the gist of what I was saying.
DeleteAnd you're right, they aren't fooling anyone, and they aren't able to buy the elections that count like this one. I love the fact that Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers are pouring hundreds of millions into this campaign and they are going to lose because the guy they backed turned out to be for all intents and purposes, an idiot.
Jesus Kennedy. LOL
Don't forget that President Obama is half white! That part of him isn't talked about much or declared. Cracks me up!!! Those fat, white, nasty guys in the Republican party should think about our President's white side more often vs his being part black. Then, they could calm down and take off their KKK cloaks!
DeleteYou must have forgotten two things.
Delete1. The one drop rule.
2. White mother= black buck syndrome.
That is racist, but so are they.
I don't know. If you look at the white of the shirts, it is much grayer (camera filter possibly) in the one where he is darker looking.
ReplyDeleteI do lots of photography and I can change what color something is by slipping a filter or two over the end of the camera lens. Perhaps this is what was going on in this picture.
The other thing is, he is facing a brighter light in the smaller photo and is in shadows of the back lighting in the larger one. He could also have been hanging out at the lake and gotten a tn.
You're right. Just look at how much darker his hands are in the one where he has a darker face. Fail!
DeleteYou are right, 11:00 am. You don't know.
DeleteI too do "lots of photography" and your explanation is laughable and is contradicted by the visual evidence (just follow the link above for the side view).
Camera Angles, lighting tricks - next thing you know, Mitt will be wearing scarves and taking a wild ride to nowhere. He was on television today in bright sunlight, and the spray tan is still there, same white earlobes.
DeleteMitt looks like he might have the 2-toned penis disease from TOAD Palin.
ReplyDeleteThe two-toned penis of Todd Palin was indicated by author Shailey Tripp of "Boys Will be Boys". She serviced Todd and his buddies and many proof sources to verify her facts in the book. Didn't one of the Palins name their kid, Tripp? Isn't that just a heck of a coincidence!
DeleteThe Palins are as evil as hell!
yes - Bristol named one of her kids after Todd's favorite prostitute. He got a license plate for his PU truck that said Tripp long before Tripp was ALLEGEDLY born.
DeleteThen he gave that truck to Bristol for honoring his whore.
There's too many variables when it comes to skin tone and broadcasting to know that he's done anything of the sort. Not that he wouldn't. I'd be surprised if he didn't, actually, but still, it's just not knowable from our vantage point.
ReplyDeleteJohn Boehner is orange sometimes, and Al Gore was orange during a debate (I don’t know why), but I see this as obvious pandering. Mitt is never brown.
DeleteLook at his hands in both photos. Unless he did his hands too it's just a matter of lighting. Geez, we don't have to compromise cred by grasping at stupid straws too!
DeleteI know romney panders to his crowd but this is ridiculous and racist. he believes Latinos are that stupid.
ReplyDeletehe's just like palin, unaware of the assholes that they are.
I also believe he has more gray hair than what is showing. It looks too phony.
And President Obama was neck-n-neck with this freak. Yeah right.
I also believe he has more gray hair than what is showing. It looks too phony.
DeleteThat's why they call his plane Hair Force One!
Who won the free trips? The waiter at the fundraiser? His makeup artist?
politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/13/romney-offers-ride-on-hair-force-one-as-donor-prize/
look close and you'll see the white roots - his hair is totally white. Normal, because he IS 65 years old.
DeleteHe dyes his hair - until last spring, he dyed his sideburns and the rear of his scalp as well. Now he skips the sideburns, and misses spots on his head.
IF by some freak of nature he became president, he would turn white overnight because he wouldn't have to dye it anymore to look young, healthy and virile.
But I want to ride a pony, Uncle Mitty!
DeleteWhat would the Republicans say if President Obama showed up in Massachusetts looking like the Wayans in the movie White Chicks?
ReplyDeleteWe are still waiting on the production of the documents requested regarding Todd Palin and David Chaney. The Senate Subcommittee is still waiting on the report that was promised by July 2nd. The “sunlight” that was said to be the “best of disinfectants” has virtually disappeared. The sun is setting, and we are becoming shrouded in the cover of darkness. If light is to shine again, it must be the result of people speaking out and demanding accountability in our democracy. Please join me in making our voices heard by sending a note to the senators on the Homeland Security Subcommittee. You can access the websites of each member here.
ReplyDeletehttp://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/09/20/democracy-requires-accountability-unless-you-are-todd-palin/
Lieberman heads it - friend of John McCain - McCain/Palin - automatic COVERUP for Todd Palin. Palins - the most corrupt couple in Alaska!
DeleteI saw Univision clips on TRMS and The Last Word and I knew something was off...Told husband that either he tanned or something because he looked a bit like Boehner's orangish self. Husband thought our TV's color was off...then he proceeded to try and fix it for the next half hour. Gave up, and put it back the way it was.
ReplyDeleteWonkette did a funny on it too!
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/484700/mitt-romney-dons-brownface-for-forum-with-mexicans
When ordinary spray tan doesn't work, turn to 'DESPERATION'.
ReplyDeleteEndorsed and heartily recommended by Boehner
Chaos on Bullshit Mountain!
ReplyDeleteDaily Show Rips Romney, Fox 'News' in Instant Classic: 'Chaos on Bullshit Mountain'.
www.bradblog.com/?p=9570
Hey Sarah Palin is into African Americans....
ReplyDeleteWho knew Anne Romney is into Mexican Americans!
Mitt is not pandering to the Hispanic community! Its just that Mitt forgot to remove his get up from playing "Anne And Her Mexican Gardener" during last nights sex romp.
Senorita Ann Romney would jew like me to trim your bush or fill in your holes?
DeleteThat explains everything.
DeleteLast night the Romneys left their bedroom curtains open and I could of sworn that I seen a Hispanic man riding a burro with a big white ass but it was just Senor Mitt riding naked Ann!
11:46 and 12:02:
DeleteHi, you racist shitbirds from the GOP.
Believe me, try with all your might, but you can´t get any uglier than you have been in the last four years.
Mitt and Ann have never had sex....c'mon.
Deletethe kids are products of IVF.
Its not Mitt's week!
ReplyDelete"Did Mitt Romney Seriously Just Wear Brownface to Appear on Univision?"
http://jezebel.com/5945024/did-mitt-romney-seriously-just-wear-brownface-to-appear-on-univision
OH OH....
ReplyDeleteBut has it gotten so bad that Romney is now resorting to "brownface" in order to make himself more appealing to Univision viewers? Democratic Underground has looked at the photo above from last night's "presidential forum" and concluded that, yes, Romney definitely "dyed his face brown."
http://gawker.com/5944931/mitt-romney-dyed-his-face-brown-to-appeal-to-latino-voters
Maybe he should have used Boehner or Palin's guy (or treatment.)
ReplyDeleteLooks like he took lessons from Palin. She always has hands and feet that are white. What color are his feet?
ReplyDeleteHe also used the term "illegal aliens" in his talk to them.
ReplyDeleteIt's NOT spray tan, people. Willard of the Mormneys was getting ready for the show and saw some of Ann's "coverup." He figured it might work to hide potential gaffes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Romney is trying to look as dark as President Obama. Racism wasn't working, so maybe he thinks that if he looks dark, people won't be able to tell them apart.
ReplyDeleteLet´s be honest
ReplyDeleteMalia and Sasha (What lovely names!) could beat this clown.
I'm as anti-Romney as they come, but it's also reasonable to consider he's been out in the sun a lot more campaigning and while taking his yachting trip(s.)
ReplyDeleteFor all we know, he puts on white makeup when he sees his core supporters.
So the guy is definitely a douche, but the jury's out on this one until we see some later pics.
and his hands are lighter than his face? fail
DeleteRmoney and the republicans have reawakened my fear of clowns. Damn You Mitt!
ReplyDeleteWay to live mas, Mitones!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing more hilarious than this would be his campaign actually addressing it in the press.
As someone who has done TV interviews plenty of times, and on the major shows..I have to say that most shows have a makeup department and they touch people up--even the guys. There is a spray airbrush foundation machine that many of them use--especially Fox News, actually.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's what happened to him--it may NOT have been conscious--unless he has his own makeup person traveling with him? Which if he was a woman, I'd say, yes, but my guess is he doesn't.
So it MIGHT have been deliberate by his campaign, but I sort of doubt that acutally. Or it could have been the makeup person on the set who did it--and they DO make you darker because TV does blanch you out --with the bright lights.
This could have been just a mediocre job. BUT who knows, maybe the makeup person did a little more than normal ON PURPOSE (ha ha, the 47% getting a little stealth revenge?)
Anyway, it's certainly the last thing he needs right now!
Mitt trusts only his major donors now. There is 99.94% 'you people' now!
DeleteThe next thing you know there will be rumors abut Mitt belonging to some strange interplanetary cult!
I think this 'look alike Mexican' did the dye job on purpose. And, I'll wager he travels w/his own people that do his makeup, nails, dye of hair and skin. He wouldn't trust 'others' that he doesn't know to touch him much less even get close to him.
DeleteWhat a fraud!
It is just to great of a coincidence that this "darkening" occurred as he was specifically addressing Hispanics. I would likely believe that this was done by someone aiming to make Romney look bad if I didn't already agree with the above commenter who suggests Republicans assume the rest of American are as gullible as FOX viewers.
DeleteThe Romney implosion is easy to understand.
ReplyDeleteThe GOP believes America is as gullible as the Fox demographic.
Go right ahead and be smug, Mr. Fancy Pants Librul Alaska blogger, but I got some bad news for you, buddy boy! Mittens is gonna come roaring back with the ferocity and awesome power of his namesake, the fingerless glove!
ReplyDeleteI probably shouldn't be revealing this publicly yet because the details are still in flux, but seriously, who reads this defunct blog anyway?
Work is underway as we type to produce a gala spectacular 90 minute "President Mittens Variety Hour" for PRIMETIME broadcast on dozens of UHF and VHS stations across this country and in parts of Canada, Peru and the idyllic Isles of Langerhans sometime in October.
Guests tentatively scheduled are: 105 year old Tea Party leader and advanced Alzheimers patient, Benjamin "Crazy Old Ben" Smith, angry rockers Ted Nugent and Megadeth's Dave Mustaine, street illusionist and recovering meth addict Wizardo, quick draw handgun champion and 5 time 'stand your ground' killer "Pistol" Pete Divergian, The Fox News Coed Softball Team featuring former professional Lingerie Tennis League star Marina Booblakova, plus many, many, many more. (but probably only about 5 more...)
We're working on a jaw-dropping CGI re-enactment of the Los Angeles Rodney King beating featuring lifelike 3D simulations of Ronald Reagan and Tupac as an LAPD tactical officer and the late Rodney King, respectively. If you love Amercia and you're suspicious of dark-skinned people, you will LOVE this video!
Mittens himself will perform some simple magic tricks and light juggling and recite a brief comedic monologue with his inimitable deadpan, lipsmacking delivery. We're hoping to work with renowned comic writer Bruce Vilanch - because Buddy Sorrel is dead - to write some jokes that will rev up the base without insulting the 47% too badly.
He's also going to do several interpretive readings, including a selection from Harriet Beecher Stowe's Uncle Tom's Cabin to boost his popularity among the darkies plus a portion of the Kol Nidre Yom Kippur prayer so 'we can get the god damn Jooz on our side".
Prop comic Rhubarb will recreate in twisted balloons the Carter-era failed rescue of our Iranian hostages.
And of course, the Obama chair from the RNC convention will silently reprise its own hilarious interview, very possibly by Kelsey Grammar. But also very possibly not Kelsey Grammar.
This is going to be the most awesome political variety show since the John Davidson show was canceled and will probably win the election for Mittens. Of course, if the polls don't move after the show, we've got a standby $250 million dollar ad campaign for the 3 days before the election claiming Obama kills caucasian babies in the old White House basement bowling alley for secret Satanic Kenyan Muslin Socialist rituals every Tuesday and Thursday at 8pm.
And THAT is why I have officially endorsed Mittens "Mittens" Rmoney for presdient in 2012!
Beldar, once again my Isles of Langerhans salute you. Sincerely, Diabeticus PanKreas
DeleteGeenius!
DeleteI wonder if Craig "The Spanish Speaking" Romney son will do the "Hola" gratuitous utah dialect hispanic salutation?
That was a nice gesture!
Two possibilities: Willard has sh*t the bed so many times in the last week that it rubbed off on his face while he was sleeping.
ReplyDelete2. Willard has always been full of sh*t. However resently it made it above his callar all the way up to the top of head.
Mittens are amigos too, my friend. And some of my best friends at times have acted like a couple of boobs:
ReplyDeleteSarah has kind enough to loan her spray tan artiste to adjust Mitt's, er, "whitey-ness" affliction to a skin tone more favorable to an audience Mitt must consider to be a bunch of stupid beaners who can't tell fluorescent orange safety-glow spray paint from natural pigment like those who live in a tropical region year-round. Good thinking, Mitt...
Take your shirt off, Mitt!
We want to see if the spay-tan artiste paint a darker triangle between Mitt's man-boobs to give that same voluminousness effect or insert a couple of grapefruits with adhesive nipples into an EE cup bar, both of which were done to enhance Sarah Palin's natural lack of er, "Chesty-ness".
Here's a couple of pics of paint-me-orange-by-the-numbers Palin at one of her recent Hollywood soirees attended exclusively by major celebrities only, and not B and C actors nor hangers-on wanna-be quitters trying to sell stupid reality shows:
Good tan and fake cleavage angle:
http://tinyurl.com/SarahsFake-TittiesandFake-Tan
Sarah's secret to getting her way with old, stupid Repug Bagger men:
http://tinyurl.com/BiggestTittiesthatNBCstocked
And, from the archives, here's Bristol about 2 years ago, all sprayed down in the pigment tone that makes most recipients look 5 months pregnant:
http://tinyurl.com/Bristol-Definitely-NOT-Preggo
Love the beefy pic - looks like she's trying to remember how to form the "L" on her forehead with her fingers. What a maroon!
DeleteHe skin looks just like that of his idol, sparkplug Snooki. And just as real.
ReplyDeleteANN ROMNEY
ReplyDeleteAre you doing something different with your hair? Or have you been working out? Something's a little different. You just have this natural glow all over your face...
Did media-savvy Sarah teach this tongue trick to Ann Romney:
http://tinyurl.com/AnnRomney-doing-Sarah-tongue
Thanks for the laughs!
DeleteSomebody (Sarah Palin?) told Mitt this (sung to the beat of Rick James' Super Freak).
ReplyDeleteAnd a one and a two and away we go...
Once you go brown,
You'll be TOAST
Er, I mean the toast or the town.
Shit. Never Mind. I suck at this.
[apologies to Blue Girl Liz. Plus, I dance as well as I sing. Kind of like Beefy does, you know.]
Here's somethin' much better:
http://youtu.be/BSG3shlHG7c
Dooley by the Darling Boys & Andy Griffith
Like Aunt Bee's cookin, it's extree good!
Don't play Dooley, Pa! That one makes me cry.
DeleteThe Darlins' were great musicians. But the best part of them being on Andy's show, was that Ernest T. Bass was never far behind.
It's Me, It's Me, It's Ernest T!
I noticed that last night too.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous2:30 PM
ReplyDeleteyes - Bristol named one of her kids after Todd's favorite prostitute. He got a license plate for his PU truck that said Tripp long before Tripp was ALLEGEDLY born.
Then he gave that truck to Bristol for honoring his whore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
WHAT? "Then he gave that truck to Bristol for honoring his whore."
Let's get this straight, Shailey Tripp is a single struggling mom in Alaska (unlike Bristol) with a handicap child trying to survive. Bristol doesn't have to worry about a roof over her head, worry about finding a bed or what she will feed her kid at night... Shailey Tripp did!
Shailey did what she had to do because she had responsibilities. Bristol on the other hand gave her first child up to her mother and went out and had another one and then played the single struggling oh woe is me mom until she got her dancing gig which pays more.
Shailey Tripp is not a whore and Shailey Tripp never abandoned her child.
DeleteMay God Bless Shailey Tripp and her family
He'd better not travel to Arizona lookin' like that...he may never be seen again!
ReplyDeleteJust watched the segment on the Ed Show. The right side of his face & neck are blended nicely, but the left side shows a whopping makeup line just before the left ear. Haven't seen a makeup job this shoddy since high school drama club productions.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record, most of the audience Mitt was speaking to were CUBAN, not Mexican. If you really want to insult a Cuban, try mistaking them for Mexican. Or worse yet, Puerto Rican. That will get you cut for sure.
Hot Damn! Romney reminds me SO MUCH of Sarah Palin! *giggle*
ReplyDeleteThe man is nothing but a puppet. He is the Manchurian candidate. He has no soul or brain. He'll blindly do whatever they tell him to do, like wear blackface.
ReplyDeleteMitt: "Now you want me to fuck a what?"
Delete"Just what the hell is a granny grifter? Is that a stage name for a new, young, hot, porn star with big bazookas and a nice bubble-butt?"
Yep, he went a little heavy on the pancake makeup for this event. He's not full on orange, but he's close.
ReplyDeleteWhat a panderer Romney is.
M from MD
Dammit, oranges are fruits too, my friend.
DeleteCheck out Sarah on Hannity tonight..LOL she's trying to look like overtanned Romney with a big black wig...I thought I was seeing things when she came on...She looks like a manly Uma P from Fox.
ReplyDeleteHow desperate can he get? He hauled out Craig, his spanish speaking son to introduce him in Miami with a resounding "Hola!?
ReplyDeleteThe NAACP crowd must feel crestfallen that he didn't bother to go totally "Al Jolsen".
>>The NAACP crowd must feel crestfallen that he didn't bother to go totally "Al Jolsen". <<
DeleteMitt is still embarrassed about "Who Let The Dogs Out?" That's one of the few places he will not go. No dancing and singing. Singing or dancing like Al Jolson, you betcha!
JUAN PERCENTE is just trying to retroactively become Hispanic by wearing a fake tan face.FREAKY!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Sarah PALIN with a brown-face and white ears!
ReplyDeleteAnd the wig she is wearing is laughable!
VIDEO here: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palin-and-hannity-bash-obama-over-foreign-policy-protecting-the-murderers-of-americans/
Maybe it's some sort of new Republican disease. First Boehner, then Romney, now PALIN!
If ALL the GOPers start turning brown then I betcha Arizona will overturn their 'papers please' law ASAP!
Wonder if he dyed his foreskin too? Since he gonna be F'ing them if he gets elected.
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to let this slide if Mitt campaigns in San Francisco dressed as a transvestite and down at old McDonald's farm dressed as a sheep. Just for the entertainment value.
ReplyDelete