Here is a short description of the reason behind this graphic from the New York Daily News:
The name Sarah Palin comes up a lot as we discuss the Romney campaign, because John McCain picking her as his running mate four years ago was one more reason why McCain had no chance against Obama in the end.
But the problem for Romney right now isn’t that he’s running with Sarah Palin. It’s that he’s BECOME Sarah Palin.
You know I ALMOST agree with this statement, except in my opinion it seems that Romney, in many ways, is much WORSE than Sarah Palin.
What I mean by this is that Palin was an ignorant backwater politician who was unfit for the job and completely unprepared for the national stage. Romney on the other hand is a well educated, gentleman from a respected Mormon family, who successfully completed his ENTIRE term as Governor, and who we now discover is STILL unfit for the job he is running for and unprepared for the national stage.
In other words he is worse, because by all rights we should have expected better.
Other than that the comparison is apt.
Mitt Romney's worse because he's an educated man. Sarah Palin's just a silly housewife who got lucky.
ReplyDeleteYes! You have actually nailed it in a nutshell. That's exactly what she is. Thank you for being so succinct. I'm jealous I never came up with that!
DeleteThey do have similar jaw structures.
ReplyDeleteThey both still share that same ass smirk though!
ReplyDeleteWell, she wanted to remain relevant..but her refusal to learn the issues, study and do the hard work has resulted in this embarrassment. She took the easy way out, the 'take it to the bank' way because it was dangled in front of her. She's become a political punchline and the subject of late-night jokes. (And my parodies!) Good for you, Palin. You deserve it. (Keep giving me material!)
ReplyDeleteYou'll never get richer than Rmoney...only Bill Gates will, but you, Todd and your spawn won't ever have to work real jobs again. I guess that's what you always wanted. You finally got that 'crown' you always felt you were cheated out of. But you are and will always remain a national embarrassment and world-wide joke.
And her cult members wonder why she's called a political whore. She saw dollar signs and was used like a puppet. She was willing to sell herself by standing on the street corner screeching her snark while winking to all the men and shimmy on the white house pole while dressed like a hooker with a mouth like one too with all her sexual innuendos. Like an ignorant whore she went all for the money and was happily willing to be used and passed around to satisfy the GOP's needs while they deep-throated her. It was fun while it lasted but nobody wants to marry their ex-whore, much less send her an invitation to the wedding. The sad part is used-up Sarah doesn't get it why she's not invited anymore and nobody but Sean Panty Licker wants to party with her. It will take Sarah several lifetimes to figure that out and that SHE is the one in turn being thrown under the bus as she's done to so many others. Karma, baby karma!
DeleteThat is a scary assed graphic.
ReplyDeleteThe signs were there for Romney all along. At Bain and as governor of Massachusetts, he kept himself isolated from having to deal with real people. Instead he preferred to use his staff to mine data to figure out what his policies should be. You can manipulate data to show whatever you want to see. If you don't have an understanding of how normal people live, you will never include the right types of variables while working with the data. Romney and his cronies never even considered the possibility that real people have lots of complexities in their lives since he never chose to work closely with real people. When he wasn't out fund raising with heads of corporations, he was behind closed doors with his staff or his family.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I find the most repulsive about Romney. I mean mining data to figure out what his policies should be??????
DeleteThe man has no conviction and lives in a bubble!
Obama has convictions and has had for years. He BELIEVES in himself already while Romney has to have someone else figure out what his convictions & policies are that he wants to show to the public.
Romney is such a HUGE fail - you can hear it in his voice & see it in his face that he doesn't believe what he is saying. Thanks to that video tape we know now what his policies are and what we suspected all along. He's against those victims, losers, & schmucks who dare to feel entitled to steel from him & his rich friends who are even more entitled to our taxes.
He is much more dangerous than Sarah Palin, for the reasons posted here, and more. He has a very thick skin and gobs of cash.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I did expect better of him, but I'm happy that he's proving to be such a disappointment to the GOP. It will be interesting to watch him debate President Obama.
I had a six year no vomit streak going until I saw that.
ReplyDeleteYou're not drinking enough. Try to start drinking earlier in the day.
DeleteWhere,oh where, is $creech- spewin' her 'insights' on poor Miffed Romney's dump on 'the little guys, like me'??? No comments on FOX, $arah?? No ghost written spew from your Facebook bunker??
ReplyDelete$o brave!
Mittens could afford to get a better education. He is slick and he has massive amounts of money. Aside from that they are pretty equal cultists. Mitt is better concealed but they are both hey seedy hicks.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it just comes down to personal responsibility; neither one ever had to do that; Spoiled Brat Syndrome? There was always a Chuck, or a George, or a Todd, or some other person/ posse to clear the path.
ReplyDeleteI may never be able to sleep again. That image says it all.
ReplyDeleteMe either. Nightmares and shit. Like Barnabas Collins, when we were little kids. My older sister was too scared to watch it by herself, but when it came to bedtime, she'd go right to sleep. And I had to try to sleep with one eye open to keep an eye out for vampires.
DeleteNot sure if anyone read the missing 2 minutes twitter stream today theorizing on what might be in the missing 2 min of the Romney fundraiser video, but this was my fave...
ReplyDeletePerforms jazz flute solo and fancy pageant walking #missing2min
first i heard.....do tell, when in the video are the minutes missing?
Deletebtw - i am having a hard time believing Mitt actually did something in his work life that made money. he doesn't seem very smart.
I agree. He must have surrounded himself with clever people who really knew business. He strikes me as clueless.
DeleteI have been having a lot of great laughs at so many articles over the last few weeks. Everything you read about Romney's mess has at least one Sarah Palin reference describing what a clusterfuck the Romney campaign is. Sarah Palin's name has become and will go down in history as the singular descriptor of major fuckups in political campaigning.
ReplyDeleteThere goes the Palins again, milking the public for all they can get.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's facebook:
"A new book by my father and brother (Chuck Heath and Chuck Heath, Jr.) will be out on September 25. The book chronicles our family's experiences in Alaska and how the adventure of growing up in the Last Frontier helped shape us. You can follow this link to see the schedule for their upcoming book tour and media appearances."
How come Sarah Palin doesn't publicize Todd's book Boys Will Be Boys?
Those fuckers are going on a book tour according to their facebook page but I don't see those asswipes touring Alaska?
DeleteWhy is that Sarah, Bristol, Creepy Chuckie and Creepy Chuckie Jr stay away from Alaska when they try to sell their bull shit?
Are Alaskans tired of the Palin's crap?
http://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr?sk=events
Hey Todd you and Shailey Tripp should join the two Creepy Chuckie's book tour and sell your book with them.
Delete6:02 Alaskans are sick of the Palin/Heath families and wish they'd depart Alaska for good. They are afraid to show their faces and you rarely ever see them. I know if I ran into Sarah, I'd give her a piece of my mind or yell something nasty at her. Would suspect that is what they are afraid of. Sarah, pimp Todd and Bristol are total embarrassments to residents of Alaska.
Delete"...how the adventure of growing up in the Last Frontier helped shape us..."
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Oh sure, Sarah, there you go again, blaming something else for your failures as a human being. What did the Last Frontier ever do to you?
OH SHIT another lame stream media is now on Sarah Palin's Shit List!!
ReplyDelete"The name Sarah Palin comes up a lot as we discuss the Romney campaign, because John McCain picking her as his running mate four years ago was one more reason why McCain had no chance against Obama in the end."
"But the problem for Romney right now isn’t that he’s running with Sarah Palin. It’s that he’s BECOME Sarah Palin."
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/mitt-romney-single-handedly-ruining-chances-beating-president-barack-obama-article-1.1162605#ixzz26yA6SjR6
My favorite sentence is at the bottom of the article. Seamus gets his due.
Delete"You look at the way Mitt Romney has conducted this campaign, the kind of candidate he has been so far, and you start to wonder why the family dog didn’t tie him to the top of the station wagon that time.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/mitt-romney-single-handedly-ruining-chances-beating-president-barack-obama-article-1.1162605#ixzz26ywIFIzq
I believe they have several key characteristics in common:
ReplyDeleteMore than willing and capable of fooling others who are willing to assume them to be competent, motivated, moral or even intelligent - and reaping the benefits over time with very little scrutiny, questioning or accountability
Once the veil is pulled back we are stunned at the reality of their venal, craven, mercenary, self-serving arrogance
And, finally, we'll get to see them get their just desserts: President Obama will win, Romney will be forever a laughingstock, and Sarah will be the newly minted turning point marking the precise moment that the GOP went to unredeemable and complete shit as descends into howling, snapping chaos.
How perfect is that?
Damn, I will have to use your indictment..
DeleteVery well put, and worth repeating:
Once the veil (of Paylin' secrecy and lies) is pulled back we are stunned at the reality of her venal, craven, mercenary, self-serving arrogance
lol it couldn't be more perfect!
DeleteGettin' a few more creases up there again, Granny. That means it's time to take that forehead up another inch.
ReplyDeleteThen Sarah will have that long sad face like Bristol has. It won't be as long as Bristol's horseface Jay Leno chin but its getting there everyday Sarah's hairline recedes.
DeleteIf she raises her forehead anymore, her pubic hair will be above her eyebrows.
DeleteI was thinking more like chest hair, then goatee, then hitler 'stache.
DeleteBeyond that, she's got to get the Brazilian wax so she doesn't have a unibrow.
Uh, as an elder woman, I will say as menopause sets in, the hormones go, and lip wax becomes essential.
DeleteYou know what is more disturbing? You don't even have to morph Alaska Malitia-man 'victim of big govt' Schaeffer Cox and James O'Keefe, victim of LSM - into one frightening douche. They are twins!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.newsminer.com/pages/full_story/push?article-Second+Amendment+Task+Force+leader+Schaeffer+Cox+arrested+on+weapons+charge%20&id=6770016
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/09/james-okeefe-real-victim-here-ok/57028/
I wonder if he is on his Blackberry reading your blog!
ReplyDeleteI would expect a montage of Romney and Palin would result in something ghoulish. After all, each component is ghoulish in and of itself.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/Preggo-Wiggy-Vid
ReplyDeleteGiant Baby Bump
wtf was the point of this??
DeleteThat's a riot! Fake Pregnancy AND wigs in the same video!
Delete7:36 thanks for the great review. Don't know what 7:27's problem is.
DeleteThis video could be either a Sarah or Bristol. Fake pregnancy, wigs or flatten the baby for Bristol.
Ha. Ha. Ha. At least the wigs were clean and had good "movement" unlike helmet hat.
That's how we know they weren't shooting the vid in Sarah's closet. The wigs weren't oozing da funk.
Deletei will have nightmares. gah.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with your assessment, gryphen, and that image is waaaay fucking scary. {{shudders}}
ReplyDeleteSomething makes me want to laugh, like Mary Tyler Moore at "Chuckles the Clown's Funeral.
ReplyDeleteIs that wrong of me?
Seriously, Even Romney can't take Sarah's place at the bottom of the list of worst politician ever.
Go ahead, Anita. Let it out!
DeleteClassic scene! Loved MTM
On MTM show and on Dick Van Dyke. "Oh Rob!"
It must make Sarah's head spin and spew green bile when she googles her own name and Bristol's name comes up first because of DWTS. Then her name comes up second place and it's all BAD!
ReplyDeletebwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Anonymous5:08 PM
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out the Bristol got raped thingy?
I don't know, if I were raped would I get engaged to my rapist or send him flowers for the birth of his baby?
I guess that's how females in Wasilly roll?
Wasilly girls get raped and then get engaged to their rapist and has sex in their rapist's mother's house.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Bristol claims Levi raped her and then she sends him flowers?
Sarah and Todd, is this a common tradition in the Palin-Heath families or just a Wasilla way of life?
Or is this Bristol being borderline retarded and still trying to hook up with Levi, you know, friends with benefits?
I'm starting to think that Bristol wasn't raped but planned the whole camping getting pregnant thing so that she could have a career in reality shows and dancing for dollars as a single underage struggling mother with only a GED?
Personally I don't think there is anything borderline about Briskets retardation, more likely she falls in the educatabla catagory of retardation with an IQ of 60 to 75 percent.
DeleteOops, that's the 2nd condom banner ad I've gotten tonight.
DeleteI've got to quit linking on Bristol Palin articles.
of course she wasn't raped. Levi wasn't even the first...or the second....or the third.
DeleteBristol started having sex in the 8th grade.
Bristol started having sex in the 8th grade?
DeleteOh shit, what grade is Piper in? That's if she is still in school and didn't drop out to go to hair school, or clown college or run off to her auntie's house with a case of 9 month mono like Bristol had.
Bristol may be borderline educatable but she is lazy, and had no home support for her to learn some skills - any skills.
DeleteWell there is a difference between the two. Sarah is plain old valley trash who managed to fool a LOT of people for a few years so she could grift and get rich. Mitt Romney is Waldo, the snooty rich kid on the Little Rascals who was always trying to steal Darla away from Alfalfa because he was born with money.
ReplyDeleteLOL heres Mitt Romney in the urban dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mitt+romney
Really the only thing they have in common is GREED.
ReplyDelete"... well educated, gentleman..."
ReplyDeleteHe's a well-educated man, but he's no gentleman.
I don't agree that Romney is worse than Palin.
ReplyDeleteHe's the opposite end of the financial spectrum - that's for sure:
She is from the trailer-trash end while Mitt is from the 1%, privileged, entitlement class. (Inheritance is an entitlement? YES.)
I DO, however, believe that Sarah Palin is insane, where as Mitt Romney isn't - he's just SO out of touch because he is SO filthy rich.
So I think neither is worse than the other;
each is just as vile and nasty as the other;
just as evil and hateful;
Romney is just much, much more finished
than Palin.
(I know!, right?)
right on! She probably hates him for his life of wealth and privilege - AND HIS wife doesn't have to sell herself to put moose on the table.
DeleteDoes anyone out there agree that Sarah is better looking as a man just as Mittens is better looking as a woman? Just sayin'... But what they have in common, though on vastly different levels are the following: 1. disregard for the truth 2. no compassion for anyone but themselves 3. egomaniacal to a fault 4. possesses no core, none at all.
ReplyDeleteHas anybody seen Bristol? She is suppose to be in Los Angeles for DWTS All Stars. We stocked up on bread and cheesecakes and we haven't seen Bristol yet. Do we need to worry? Should we put her face on milk cartons?
ReplyDeleteThe Cheese Cake Factory
Not to worry! She is working up her appetite in Phoenix with her "trainer" Mark Ballas. Stock up - she's on her way and she'll be very very hungry.
DeleteWTF Griffin? Romney a gentleman? You, um, didn't recently take a trip to the Valley to get some Matanuska Thunderf*ck, did you?
ReplyDeleteThat composite of Sarah on the lower left is what she will look like in a couple of years.
ReplyDeleteThe Mormon elite and the Matsu Valley trash have no common ground. No love lost here.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin! Aren't you glad you were bullshitting about running for POTUS and collected everybody's best donations before finally admitting you weren't running and ran off to the bank to make your deposits?
ReplyDeleteYou think Romney has it rough, if you would of ran for POTUS you would of looked like the Wasilla Hill Billies Trailer Park Grifting Retarded Locusts that you are.
You really need to thank Uncle Gryph and his loyal Immoral Minority readers for helping convince you not to throw your fake Belmont titties into the race!
YOU AND PIMP DADDY TODD OWES UNCLE GRYPH!
FUCK YOU SARAH PALIN AND YOUR ENTIRE RETARDED UNEDUCATED FAMILY