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After the show "Extra's" Maria Menounos apparently drew the short straw and had to try and interview the vacuous one, during which Palin threw in just about EVERY SINGLE ONE of her predictable talking points.
Bristol is "so grounded" with "so much energy" while also "working hard" and being "humble." (Sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little.)
Bristol is "so grounded" with "so much energy" while also "working hard" and being "humble." (Sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little.)And then of course Palin made the point of talking about her religiosity "I do, I mean I pray that God be glorified, one way or the other, no matter the outcome." It was truly a hyperactive and bizarre interview.
By the way the manufactured drama between Pamela Anderson and Bristol, saying that Anderson made "she's crazy" motions with her finger, is complete BS. I saw the video piece and she really was simply playing with her hair.
However I have no problem stating for the record that the whole damn family is a bunch of nutjobs. And my finger is nowhere NEAR my hair!
Bristol looks large and miserable in that picture. There is nothing natural about her. How tiny is Mark?
ReplyDeleteSome say he is 5'7" but that seems a bit generous as Bristol is said to be 5'5" and her heels are not 2".
DeleteBristol is making the fish lips face again.....
DeleteShe looks unhappy...
She is graceless, just like her mother.
DeleteBristolmeth looks way bigger than Mark. It's very distracting watching her try to dance and overshadow the guy who actually does dance.
DeleteOne cankle is smaller than the other. Her legs look awful in that photo. She looks like she is starting to show and she is glad to stick out another pregnant tummy (not saying she is). It is just odd she would pose like she is pregnant again. Her whole body is awkward and in no way is she an 'all star'. She only proves how fake that show is. They destroyed competition ballroom dancing for the truly talented people. It is just another corrupt bunch of clowns now that Bristol is associated with them.
DeleteWhere's Trig? Why isn't he in the photo?
DeleteWhy does barstool look like she's smelling shit every-time I see her?
DeleteI guess b/c she is.... BULLSHIT that is!
And Baldy that despicable bitch sitting there all HOLLYWOOD ELITIST-LIKE after writing that hateful rant against...Hollywood Elitists!
What a hypocritical Beoych!
I heard Pam got voted off tonight and I feel really bad about that b/c SHE did DANCE and she did TRY, unlike barstool who knows the retards like krusty will make a zillion sockpuppet accounts to vote for her skank ass.
I will say it. We should all boycott the show.
(watch clips online) that way they will know we will not be fooled by the scams of the paylumps!
FUCK ALL THE PALINS!
I agree with the above poster: " She only proves how fake that show is. They destroyed competition ballroom dancing for the truly talented people. It is just another corrupt bunch of clowns now that Bristol is associated with them. " AND Yes I think she is preggo again! She looks fatter in the face than just a few weeks ago. You know she will get preggo or is b/c Sunny just had a beautiful baby recently.
Is sarah wearing "Vampire" eyes? Her pupils are so dilated she has the mega red eye!
DeleteAnd phony...maybe she was mad how the toad was ogling Pam...
Octomom looks just like Bristles!! Maybe the show can book her next. Sorry Pam was voted off, should have been talentless Bristles. $carah never misses an opportunity for face time on TV, even on the "lamestream media" not Faux. What is the Palin's next scam for getting money the easy way - televangelism? They keep spouting religious expressions. The sooner they go home and STAY THERE, the better.
DeleteWhy won't Sarah Palin ever sit up straight? Does she think that looks good? It ages her to be a humpback.
ReplyDeleteShe´s sticking her mug closer to the camera.
DeleteSarah's poor diet ==> Early onset of osteoporosis
DeleteOff the shoulder,
DeleteYanked her dress up her thigh,
Forgot her "son"
...
Which loser Palin am I referring to?
Beefy's still at the "training heels" stage. Shaking your stuff in big girl heels takes time to learn, wonder if she'll get the boot after her first "real" dance?
Deletelol 7:05, funny that...
DeletePraise be jeeebus.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the glory of god also ,too Sarah, and that will happen when you are exposed for faking the birth of Tri-G.
Where is your precious gift from god anyway?
Poor little boy...the gamble that didn't pay off. Walknig around blindly walking into walls, wondering where everyone went.
She just spouts endless platitudes. To quote one of her idiots, "words mean nothing to Governor Palin." They really don't. They just tumble forth without regard for anything like meaning. The stupid must feel so very vindicated by having someone of her low intellectual capacity in such a position. Thanks McCain. You boosted the self esteem of the morons and half-wits of this country. What a noble thing.
ReplyDeleteAll while screeching in a voice that will remove paint.
DeleteThey say that politics are for ugly Hollywood wannabes, and I guess they are right!
Remember last time that Bristol was on DWTS, her parents were only there once or twice throughout the season. This time, they are there the first night!!! A great indication that sister Sarah doesn't have much else to do - no one else wants her as to speaking events and the Republican party wants zero to do w/her.
ReplyDeleteThe poor DWTS crowd might have to see them 'somewhere in the crowd' as long as Bristol lasts this season, which assuredly will not be as long as she did last go around. She has absolutely no talen and should not even be on the show!
Yep.
DeleteI bet the audience didn´t have to go through one of those security checks, since Sarah is no longer the Republican VP Nominee.
Sarah is just another onlooker without a title.
I'm surprised Bristol's babysitter (Nancy) wasn't there! Wouldn't Sarah and Bristol want to "share the blessing" when she gets booted off?
Delete$arah looks like shit. Does she have some wasting disease or is it just the hate finally eating her alive?
ReplyDeletewasting away disease? you mean like cocaine, meth or adderal? yeah, duh!
DeleteShe speaks like a meth freak also2.
DeleteHer head is too big on her body now. It's kind of sad. Her face looks younger with all the plastic surgery,But overall, she looks anorexic and unhealthy.
Delete$arah is so intent on cramming in her bobble head talking points that she sounds like a meth addict.
ReplyDeleteRed Bull, vodka, and adderall cocktail?
Never ceases to amaze me to think that any rational person would believe that G_d gives a crap about any game, sport or recreational activity.
With all the important issues going on, and people being born and dying every second, who cares about some idiotic contrived shite like DWTS ?
After all the comments about the “girls”, I couldn’t help but notice that she has a strange lump down by her elbow...has she aged that much since she ran for V.P.?
ReplyDeleteThat strange lump is her boob. For some reason while at this Hollywood scene she decided not to wear the boobies and paint herself dark. she is also not wearing SE Cupps eye ware here.
DeleteShe dressed so cheap and tawdry when Todd had his moment with tee vee. Interesting the different parts she puts on for different folks or what is it with her?
Bristol's legs are not those of a dancer. Ankles swollen from alcohol and no muscle tone anywhere. The rest of her body is thanks to liposuction and drug cocktails. And she leads with that tray-like chin. Truly horrific.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope she gets voted off soon. I'm really sick of the Palins. Sarah is like a vampire; Needs a silver bullet or stake in her heart before she gets the hint to GTFOMTV!
I had to laugh at... "Sarah is like a vampire; Needs a silver bullet or stake in her heart before she gets the hint to GTFOMTV!"
DeleteIt's so true, she will never go away without a bullet or stake. She is scary!
Bristol,
ReplyDeleteThose legs did not improve.
NO MUSCLE TONE in legs--- 1st thing I noticed as well. It's difficult to tell from the pic above with the article, but her belly still looks soft and poochy. Not like most others who practice dancing 5-6 hours a day.
DeleteAnd her bobble-headed mother is still wearing that cheap, tacky costume jewelry, although her dress wasn't that bad. Let's just say she looks decent to be appearing in public for once, compared to her most recent public speaking appearances in TX, MO and AZ, where she dressed like a young teenager from the 1980's headed to the skating rink.
She can't help it, but her big fuckin' head is still too big for the rest of her scrawny self. And where are the grapefruits she's been putting in her bra lately?
"TAHD!!! Where are my big fake titties?"
Isn't one of the women a new mom for real? She has a six pack going on already...says she feels like the three weeks practice were 'boot camp.' Bristol never looks toned and they never reveal her waist or stomach (stretch marks, perhaps?) I thought Bristol's dress was the ugliest one...even the costume designers don;t like her. The fringe made her look busty and hippy...it didn't hang properly. Maybe the monkey suit will return next week when she gets voted off.
DeleteAh, how the mighty have fallen. Just 4 years ago Grampy McSenile plucked a fresh faced Sarah Palin from the wilds of Alaska to save his campaign and the Republican party. She was the second coming of Ronald Reagan, they said.
ReplyDeleteNow here she sits, an aging tanorexic over botoxed grandma grasping to her last gasp of infamy , having exhausted the wingnut welfare speakers circuit and low budget reality tee vee opportunities , watching her plastic surgery enhanced daughter shake her t&a , with her foul mouth grandspawn and pimp husband.
Good times
That foul mouthed kid is the biggest "almost 4 year old" I have ever seen. All Bristles did was shake the hell out of the fringe on her dress.
DeleteShe did not get anywhere close to dancing the cha cha cha. She does shake fringe like it is all she has.
Delete+1, lol!
DeleteThis is a cautionary tale for Bristol. Why did this happen? Vanity plus screwy cosmetic procedures and surgery. Sad and fugly.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/8c8afc4
Thanks for the link.
DeleteI went through the entire slide show thinking that they had left off one of the worst that came to mind-Mickey Rourke, but then he was on the last 2 slides.
True, That's hollywood, but most of these people have years and years of real accomplishments, despite the aging and heavy plastic surgeries. Bristle wrote her autobiography BEFORE doing anything worthwhile with her life.
DeleteWow, that Mc Guyver dude was such a hottie, what a shame!
"I do, I mean I pray that God be glorified, one way or the other, no matter the outcome."
ReplyDeleteHUH? Sarah is doing more than praying.
Sarah is working Facebook, tweeting, blogging and drumming up her followers and Teabaggers for votes for no dancing finger pointing shimmying ass.shakin' Bristol.
Sarah is telling everybody how to vote and the number of ways to vote... No matter the outcome my big ass!
There is no going back when meth eats your brain. I suspect we will be hearing a great deal more of the "God" talk.
DeleteI'm pretty sure this will turn out badly in the end.
DeleteYeah, so this Christian, abstinence practicing, Hollywood librul hatin' good girl is going out there to shake that ass in a seductive way and fluffin'
ReplyDeleteup that hair in a sexual manner...cause she's a good Christian abstinence practicing good virgin girl...
Yeah...right.
My flying spaghetti monster..the Palins are so transparent and phony it's laughable. Laughable and pitiful.
Yeah, but, but...GLORY TO GOD!!!
DeleteStill wearing the tacky Wonder Woman bracelet, rather than something that would accessorize the dress. Such a simpleton to think that makes you look patriotic. No, just middle school.
ReplyDeleteReally. Wear a small flag pin, Sarah, not that over-stated tacky shit you always put on.
DeleteThat bracelet she is wearing does not go w/a fancy dress! What a friggin' idiot w/absolutely no taste for style. She eludes being nothing more than a hillbilly from Wasilla, AK!
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth is wrong with sarah? Why does she stick her head forward like that? It's like a full head chin jut. What a bizarre freakish woman. All the Palin women have bodies like I've never seen. So boyish and manly. There's nothing womanly about Sarah or bristol's figure. They're very otherworldly, sort of alien looking.
ReplyDeleteShe is deformed, I doubt she can help it now. If her parents told her to straightened up, too bad she did not listen. That deformity will not go away. It will get worse. She did it to herself.
DeleteInner ugly shines through.
DeleteSome more, and sooner, than others.
(That shot of Bristol is downright grotesque: wax museum horror show grotesque.)
Osteoporosis. And she can't hold her shoulders back now because she doesn't have the upper-body musculature, so it will only get worse. She needs a major calcium supplement and a nutritionist or she will REALLY look like shot in 4 more years.
DeleteHow come the Palins fix one part of their body? All it does it highlights the imperfection some where else on their body then they fix that and on and on and on. Never ends.
ReplyDelete....and that's what their plastic surgeons are counting on. That, and lots of money....
DeleteSome time ago there was one of those anon posts that rang true, someone who said they were privy to a conversation between Brisdull and a plastic surgeon. Reportedly the doc(s) kept explaining procedures, limitations, etc, and B kept saying, "Can't you just...?"
DeleteSeems unlikely any plastic surgeon would do their best work, with a patient like that.
It's a pathetic commentary on how some women refuse to age gracefully. I'm fifty something, have three kids, I'm no gym rat, but I do what I can within reason to stay healthy and toned. I'm not bragging, but just saying that I'm fine with the stages of my life, a few wrinkles and gray hair don't define me.
DeleteSarah has the means to get good plastic surgery, an image consultant and the ability to live a healthy life, but she looks like a hot mess every appearance she makes.
Bristol's just following her mom's example- and it shows. The sad thing is, all that money and time could have been used to expand her mind, learn a trade, and live independently.
@Anita Winecooler,
DeleteYou were reading my mind. Why is it so hard for some women to age gracefully? I love being older and not as concerned with my looks as I was when younger. I love being free of that. I have fun, eat sensibly most of the time, get some exercise and forget about it. It's a time to be yourself without pretenses. That's what I find beautiful about being an older women.
What's with tripp's forced demon child smile? That kid looks downright evil.
ReplyDeleteThat was one phony smile on that kid. And that's a shame.
DeleteUm, they might need to watch him around younger children (Trig).
DeleteThat's what happens when you put a young child on TV and force them to 'smile' on cue. The smiles get faker and faker. My DIL loves to photograph my grnadkids, and the 5 year old now has a 'picture smile' ready at all times. Sad really.
DeleteConfession time. Everyone coos over him here, but since day one that kid has creeped me out so badly. Hopefully he'll grow into a fine looking man, but as god is my witness, he is the ugliest child I've seen in my entire life. He looks possessed, and in a sense he is, growing up with the Palin's. Hopefully he will see the light and find his own way and stop looking so...evil chucky child's play doll...also I know he'll never see this, so I feel safe confessing this. It's not personal at all, an entirely objective inner body biological thing. Something inside me goes 'run, run fast and far!'' when I see him.
DeleteFirst....again, Sarah looks emaciated....with a HUGE head.
ReplyDeleteSecond....where did the Belmont girls go?
Her boobs seem non existent in that photo.
What an utter "FAKE" she is....mind the pun....lol
You can see one boob by her elbow.
DeleteWhat is with that little elbow level boob?
DeleteI am with you guys. I was on boob-watch and thought..what the hell is that hanging down. I don't know what is crazier; Sarah herself, or her boobs. It's beyond crazy.
Delete"I do, I mean I pray that God be glorified, one way or the other, no matter the outcome."
ReplyDeleteYea I am sure will all the problems in the world, if a creator is possible, they wouldn't be wasting time on DWTS. What an idiot...
Sarah is NOT looking healthy! She hasn't eaten in weeks. The woman is sick and her family hates her so muh they wot help! They're happy to let her waste away to nothing.
ReplyDeleteUmmm where is Sarah's "son" Tri-G? Poor kid is abused and neglected.
ReplyDeletewho is Trig?
DeleteThe dingy dimwit nearly forgot about her little political prop when she says, "Our son is in Afganistan... (and oh yeah), we have one in Alaaaska."
DeleteThe TENSION in that photo is palpable... they each probably now have stiff necks!
DeleteAnd it couldn't happen to a more deserving couple of fakes/flakes.
Who is Trig? Sarah
DeleteWhy does Tripp look so much like Todd? Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't look one bit like Todd. He looks very much like Levi's pictures as a little boy.
Deletea completely amazing day…..
ReplyDeletehttp://theobamadiary.com/2012/09/25/a-completely-amazing-day/
Sarah's body looks kind of humped over and thin but I must say that's the best I've seen her face look for a while now. No crazy wig, just the old up-do Sarah Palin with age appropriate makeup and hair. Now, for the outfit....not so great, but she somehow looked fresh as a daisy while she was speaking her crazy talk. In the still it almost looked like someone photoshopped one of her old Governor or VP candidate head shots onto her skinny little body.
ReplyDeleteShe sure didn't dress old Sarah for the funny military show that Todd was in. She had a complete opposite vibe for the boys.
DeleteWha?? She has a BUBBLE on her head....
DeleteShe probably had professional make up and hair done in Hollywood. Let's face it, look at what wonders the make up artists have done and won Academy awards. Here's the one who made up Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button: Greg Cannom is a Hollywood special makeup effects artist. Cannom has been nominated for nine Academy Awards (from Wikipedia). He also did Mrs. Doubtfire, so he made a man look like an elderly woman. I'm just saying... ;)
DeleteAgreed. Face wise, this is the best in probably over a year. I'm used to the bad wig fix appearances where she inevitably looks shameful. It is old governor, decent face here. Body? Something is wrong, yeah.
DeleteALERT! ALERT!
ReplyDeleteDID SARAH PALIN FUCK UP AGAIN?
On the Extra show interview, Sarah was asked will she be at DWTS every week, Sarah answered some bull shit "We'll try, we have kids all over the place, one in Afghanistan, one Alaska, one in Arizona?
WTF? ONE IN ALASKA?
Let's see.... Bristol is on DWTS, Track is in Afghanistan, Willow is in Arizona and Piper is in Alaska.... 1,2,3, that's 4.... did Sarah only have 4 kids?
I THOUGHT SARAH HAD 5 KIDS?
WHO THE FUCK IS MISSING?
Maybe Triggy Bear is with Grandma Heath or one of the overbreeding sisters that have other "special" kids for him to hang out with?
DeleteI noticed that too. Did Trig or Piper leave Alaska? Maybe Piper hopped on a train and left the ranch. I hope Trig wasn't left somewhere at a rest stop or airport! "Todd, do you have Trig with you?"
DeleteSarah only has one child in Alaska?
DeleteI don't want to make Track's baby's mother feel bad but did Sarah leak some more family secrets or did she just disown Britta?
I always count my daughter-in-laws as my children....
Is Sarah Palin telling us that Britta Palin is still Britta Hanson and is not considered one of her children in Alaska?
I thought the Romneys were having a bad week, the Palins are revealing family secrets all over the place.
Anonymous4:17 PM
DeleteMaybe Triggy Bear is with Grandma Heath or one of the overbreeding sisters that have other "special" kids for him to hang out with?
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If Tri-G is at Grandma Heath's house, as far as I know they still live in Alaska?
I always count my daughter-in-laws as my children....
DeleteOh my, is it worse than I thought?
What about trial husband Gino? As Bristol's husband, shouldn't Gino be considered one of Sarah's children?
Is Bristol and Gino officially divorced?
Sarah Palin thinks that she was qualified to be vp and the 2012 GOP Presidential Nominee and she doesn't know where her kids are born (always getting the places wrong) where they are or how many she has and she claims to be a Mama Grizzly?
DeleteSarah doesn't seem to know that much! No wonder Wasilla is broke because Mayor Sarah Palin didn't know where the city owned property was and had the Wasilla hockey rink built on private property and had to purchase additional land at an inflated price.
Sarah just said on her Facebook that Willow was in Alaska hunting with her father and sister..pictures of all of them in hunting clothes..how can she be in Hair school and hunting in Alaska at the same time..or do they let you out of school in Arizona to go hunting in Alaska. LOL
DeleteWillow has school 3 days a week, all day.
Deleteshe has flown to Alaska several weekends for various things, like prom, a birthday, hunting, whatever.
Trig flies with Sarah wherever she goes.
Yeah, that struck me as well. One in Alaska? My guess it's Pippin, or Diaper, or whateves they're calling her these days.
DeleteWhat happened to Trig? Ruffles? The Godchild? The DWTS baby?
@Anonymous 8:07 PM,
DeletePiper goes to school only 3 days? Hmmm, I had to go 5 days, ALL DAY. What school is she going to? The Palin School of Higher Learning? Idiot.
The Extra interviewer should of asked Sarah where did she put her Emmy for Game Change!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Now THAT would have been some "must see TV"!!
DeleteLook at that sunken triangle in her neck. Looks like someone from the holocaust! Notice how far up she hiked her dress! That is obviously a below the knees hemline and she isn't comfortable with anything that low. Her ears are getting bigger as she looses more weight. Looks like someone who is dying...their ears grow. She shouldn't wear her hair up. Her body is collapsing on her and is loosing the connective tissue now. She has quite a hump on her back. Her body is aging very prematurely. Can you imagine the turkey neck if she had not gotten all the lifts? If her money dries up, it is not going to be pretty. You have to eat the right food to nourish connective tissue. Drastic weight loss leaves your skin loose and saggy. Lost 60 pounds with chemo and had saggy skin everywhere. Eating the right foods helped to nourish the connective tissue and it tightened up very soon without gaining all the weight back. Sarah hasn't eaten right in 4 years! Skin tucks are costly.
ReplyDeleteHow old is she? Early 50? I know people in their 60-70 who are so much more youthful. Even 80-90 year old men and women are full of vigor. She does appear to be younger than 100.
DeleteSarah is 48.
DeleteI though these Shithead Palins didn't like all those Hollywood types...they still keep coming back and back and back. Here is a clue Shithead Palins: No one here really wants you to be here. You aren't advancing the great state of Alaska by being in LA, California, so don't let that door hit your ass on the way out.
ReplyDeleteI agree. She did look better. But, Bristol's face is looking like Chuckie's face--lots of heavy folds. I dont understand these women. I suspect we will see Sarah next as a preacher.
ReplyDeleteShe's basically a televangelist now. Word salad speech, send me money.
DeleteNice work, if you can get it.
Because of that earlier post I can't stop looking at the indentations in her chin...lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Pam is on something
I watched that video twice where SP counts off her kids 3X, just to make sure, and she only mentions 4 kids. Hmmm
ReplyDeleteSo how many kids does Bristol really have?
DeleteWillow?
Piper may be too young, give her another year.
Bristol is disgusting talking about being shy. Look at that look on her face above. She looks like she thinks she is better than everyone. Disgusting!
ReplyDeleteBristol was bashful at times compared to how she acted after she's get a couple of beers in her belly and then a dick between her legs.
DeleteShe hasn't changed. She's just older but still immature, insecure, emotionally still at a child-level, just like her Mommie Dearest.
WTF? The Tundra Turd FINALLY wears something attractive and then accessorizes with that giant fugly bracelet. What the hell is wrong with her? Doesn't she know how to use a mirror?
ReplyDeleteThey do have body dysmorphia. Drugs don't help. Even when it is a slow decline, they won't come back to any kind of good mental functioning after frying brain cells.
DeleteAnd is that her bosom in line with her elbow? WTF. That dress is like, 3x her size. She wear her oversize shoes to go with it?
DeleteAnd love the superwoman star spangled banner bracelet once again Sarah.
Of course, while sitting, Sarah hikes (gathers) her dress up above her knees so her legs are exposed. It looks as though the dress falls below her knees when standing, and would not be in that "gathered up" position when sitting unless she pulled it up. What sane and serious woman would do that? Only a sick woman who is constantly concerned that men see her in a sexualized manner, and wants to keep stoking those sexual fantasies.
ReplyDeleteAlso, would someone tell this nitwit that everyone in this country, and frankly in every country that has ever heard of this idiot, GETS it? They get that she wants everyone to think that she's hyper-patriotic. She no longer has to wear enormous, tacky, red, white, and blue jewelry, especially chunky wrist bands that are more appropriate worn with jeans - not the gray dress worn to the DWTS show. That tacky jewelry has become just another piece of the "costume," the fraud, another "talking point."
Do you see Hillary Clinton wearing this crap, Sarah? No, because she's the "rill dill."
Where's your wedding ring, Sarah?
Yes, she sounds like a motormouth on crack, getting in every fraudulent, mythical, "Palin" talking point in every word salad sentence. What did Track being in Afghanistan have to do with whether she and Todd are able to attend more DWTS shows? Nothing. (Notice they don't even mention Trig. Didn't she say, "Another one (?) back in Alaska." Was Piper there with them?) When asked if she would ever consider doing DWTS, she has to throw in her high school basketball "stardom."
She's nothing but a national joke now. Which is certainly better than her having any measurable influence over our public policy.
I think the wedding ring is at the bottom of the dead lake....lol
DeleteComment read on Malia's Blog
ReplyDeleteSeptember 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Gino
I just watched Bristol’s Season 15 DWTS All Star debut dance and I did notice an improvement too.
Normally Bristol repeatedly extends one arm over her head, this season Bristol went out of her comfort zone and put up both of her arms at the same time….. a great improvement since last season.
Maybe by Season 16 somebody would of taught Bristol how to dance.
look out... she's on fiya!
DeleteCreepin' jesus..what the fuck is WRONG with her face NOW?! Did she inject more shit into it? She looks like she did in that fishy-face photo that was taken when she went out into public WAAAAY too soon after the chin implant.
ReplyDeleteShe has a pumpkin head and a withered celery stalk body.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think Sarah's big head weighs? Her shrinking body?
ReplyDeleteThere is probably an obscure 18th century mathematical equation explaining the phenomenon.
DeleteIs that a pterodactyl suit?
ReplyDeleteSo she can take Levi's son out of state, thereby causing him to miss his new baby sister's precious first weeks of life- but she (Sarah) can't be bothered to bring her OWN "son"?
ReplyDeleteI bet she will say "oh, it's not safe for Ds kids to be in loud crowds with bright lights.
Unless I am making money, of course."
I didn't watch last night but I saw the replay on IM this morning. I bet Bristol finds dancing is a whole new world without having a bowling ball fetus to Spanx down.
Also, too- I am positive this has been mentioned a hundred times since last night, but how much did you LOVE the gay judge calling Bristol "refurbished" as a backhanded compliment?!? I actually let go a nice chuckle when I saw the clip this morning- he JUMPS to his feet and says Bristol has been re-newed or re-something or other- then yells out "you've been RrrrreFURBISHED!"
Priceless. Completely priceless.
So is today the day someone gets sent home? Because I would love an excuse to open another of our engagement gift bottles of top shelf hooch.
Be sure and save at least one for a special anniversary. Or maybe that's just with wedding cake and champagne. Shit, I don't remember. Never mind.
DeleteI'd have already broken the seal on one of those bad boys by now for sure if I had to walk past it and see it 3 or 4 times.
But unless you're going to knock the bottom out in one night, just savor it each time DWTS is on while Kankles is doing her choo-choo or cha cha or whatever she does, and I'm guessing that by the 3rd week the skinny cow goes home before she puts back on her customary 45 lbs because dancing 5-6 hrs a day is so non-strenuous for former 10th grade JV B-ball players like Brisket.
It'a sweet sweet Tripp got to see his momma. I love seeing the stars' kids glowing after their parent dances. Tripp was thrilled.
DeleteWhy would she bring Trig, a special needs toddler whose actions are unpredictable just because of his affliction? Bristol brought her son because he's old enough to enjoy it. This isn't his first "play"
Delete8:13 PM What show did you watch? Tripp wanted out of there and expressed discomfort the whole time he was on camera. Except to pose for a still shot. Sarah was playing Granny of the year but Tripp was all squirmy to escape her clutch.
DeleteThe Karsashian kid, Mason, is much more well adjusted and he has camera's on him often.
Isn't it customary for the male dance partner to be physically larger than the female? Every time I see those two I can't help thinking Mark Ballas looks like a guy who lost a bet.
ReplyDeleteMark is shrinking.
DeleteTiny Dancer always draws the Ginormica straw.
DeleteMark is shrinking?
DeleteIs he doing hot yoga too? LOL
Delete"Is he doing hot yoga too? LOL"
LMAO
Last night President Obama hosted a dinner for the world leaders attending the UN. Today he gave 2 of the best speeches he has ever given, addressing world issues - that have major impacts on domestic issues and then tomorrow he will be back on the campaign trail in Ohio.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Mitt Romney is complaining about not having time to campaign due to having to raise money! and Palin and her fans discuss Bristol on reality TV, while those same fans discuss why Palin is so ready to lead the free world - it's just that the LSM is too scared to tell the truth.
Palin & family are right where they belong on reality TV - they are equally as bad at that as anything else they have tried. The big heads and emancipated bodies do give them a cartoon look - also too.
TS 5:03pm
Delete"emancipated bodies" made me laugh! Probably an unfortunate spell check correct but still, made me laugh and I don't know why!
Is that what Sarah and Bristol called it when they had sex before marriage "my body is emancipated!"
DeleteAnonymous5:52 PM
Delete"emancipated bodies"
That's what happens when you stay up doing meth and drinking red bull-n-vodka 'til the sun comes up, and then you're too damn weak to go stand in line to vote. ;)
Amazing how that Tina Turner tan disappeared so quickly, from just a week ago, when Palin was on the Sean Insanity Show.
ReplyDeleteWeird how she switched characters so fast. As if she is humble Sarah as her Dad and bro would have you believe with their book.
DeleteWhen I look at the photo of Mark and Bristol, I realize that she is bigger than he is, taller and fatter. They are not a photogenic couple that seems to have any chemistry together. He just pushes her and tells her to shake it.
ReplyDeleteAnd point, point her hands up to God (be glorified.)
DeleteTonight she was caressing her and resting his head on hers. Gave me the creeps. I don't find either of them attractive.
DeleteWhen does the obligatory horizontal dry humping dance air? It's gonna be much better with both arms up this time!
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ReplyDeleteALERT! ALERT!
WHO THE FUCK IS MISSING?
????????????
WHO THE FUCK IS MISSING?
SOMEBODY ELSE IS MISSING TOO!
Don't call the crooked Anchorage Police Dept, they'll just cover up for the Palins. Somebody needs to call the Alaska Children's Protective Services!
We know that Tri-G was the newborn with the ruffled ear affectionately named Ruffles. So what about Sarah's kid with the normal ear that was presented at the same time as Tri-G (aka Ruffles)?
SARAH WHERE IS THE NORMAL EAR KID THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE AS OLD AS Tri-G?
Ugghhh, here's a better question, does anyone really care?
DeleteThe childrens' real parents care.
DeleteI've been in the company of christians who use the reference to giving glory to God, wanting Him to be glorified for his help in troubles, or in a situation that worked out for the good. It's a way of saying that the person wants to give Him all the credit, because without Him they could never have achieved it.
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't understand is why Sarah uses Bristol's dancing competition as giving glory to God? How does that glorify God? Did it deliver someone from distress, pain, or did it rescue people from uncertain disaster, or did it do good to the needy or those who call out for God's help?
The Palins don't understand scripture. They seem to think that everything they do, whether right or wrong, is somehow worthy of mentioning how God should be thanked and glorified. I don't see a girl dressed up in sequins and short costumes shaking her booty in front of her parents and millions, an act that glorifies God. I. Just. Don't. Get. It. I don't see how a young unmarried girl, trying to get undeserved attention by promoting herself on stage running around shaking everything she's got, with her enhanced visage, gives glory to anyone, or anything, or to God.
The Palins don't call it for what it is. She is a wanna-be celebrity. If that's what she wants, then go for it, but for them to say it glorifies God, makes absolutely no sense. What would have glorified God is if she had stuck it out with that charity in LA or return to Haiti and work as an aide for the many hands-on charities there.
Blasphemous idiots that use the "god" word. always working an angle.
DeleteBrilliant blog piece within its own.
DeletePlease, Haiti and its wonderful people have enough to deal with; please don't wish a Palin on them.
DeleteNow some voudon on Bitchtol? Wi, souple.
Grifter and Toad are back again tonight. So far Bristol is one of the couples in jeopardy. I doubt she will go first though, although I sure wish she would.
ReplyDeleteHey! Someone get that pimp away from the kid
ReplyDeleteOn the Extra show interview, Sarah was asked will she be at DWTS every week, Sarah answered some bull shit "We'll try, we have kids all over the place, one in Afghanistan, one Alaska, one in Arizona?
ReplyDeleteThere Sarah goes again, using her kids as props and excuses.
Is Sarah planning a trip to Afghanistan?
So what does Track being in Afghanistan have anything to do with Sarah not being in Los Angeles to support Bristol?
Sarah had planned on going to the RNC in Florida when nobody wanted her there.
Sarah can leave Alaska for a bbq and for some Chik-Fil-A but not for Bristol?
Could it be that Sarah is holding out for Bristol or DWTS to pay for her royal attendance?
ONE in Alaska? Where are the other two? Did she drown them in the lake?
DeleteYou would think she would feel like a real loser next to the celebrities who are actually semi-famous/famous for doing something other than being infamous. I believe the producers know she is hated by America and bring her in so we can love to hate her.
ReplyDeleteMy My My... Who's Palling around with a Republican Tea Party Rapist?
ReplyDeleteUtah GOP activist Greg Peterson accused of multiple rapes (See 1st link below for article from Salt Lake Tribune 7/25/12.)
I'm not sure how I missed this a couple of months ago, but lookee here at another of Sarah Palin's and Mitt Romney's Republican cronies. In the 2nd link, there is a list of all of the GOP officials and candidates for office in Utah who hobnobbed with this Romney bundler, Greg Peterson, who faces charges of raping 4 women as well as 19 other counts including several felony counts such as kidnapping. He faces life in prison if he is convicted. Included on the list are Sarah Palin endorsees Mia Love and Orrin Hatch.
The 3rd link is a slideshow with a who's who of Tea Part stars pictured with Greg Peterson, who was arrested in July, 2012 on the charges of raping 4 women.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54519160-78/teaparty-romney-peterson-woman.html.csp
http://www.michaeljolley.net/1/post/2011/07/rocky-mountain-conservatives-bbq-2011-recap.html
http://www.sltrib.com/csp/cms/sites/sltrib/pages/slidegallery.csp?cid=54519160&pid=3852650
You see, he's got the advantage of his base pondering whether the sex was 'forcible' or not.
DeleteSigh. You have a point there. Plus he has $$$ so he still has political pull even though they're having to abandon him publicly.
DeleteBut since he kidnapped at least 2 of them and didn't bring one of them home for a few days, I'd think that even if they threw out the rape charges because they weren't "forcible enough", there's enough charges against him that he ought to be wearing orange jumpsuits the rest of his miserable life. But if they let him plead and he gets less than 25-35 w/o parole or whatever they could get him to plead to if the women didn't want to be abused by a bulldog defense attorney hired by a rich serial rapist, it would be a miscarriage of justice.
I still want to know why Brisket named her son after her Da's prostitute.
ReplyDeleteDamn that's a big kid Bristol has. Is he in 1st or 2nd grade by now?
ReplyDeleteSomeday Tripp may catch up to Piper's grade and they can have the same teacher.
He should be in first grade. She said she she had time to dance b/c his days are full.
DeleteIs Skinny McBones using an oversized white eyeglass case as a purse, or does she have a Princess phone on her lap?? Nice dress though, for once--very "mother of the bride."
ReplyDeleteBristol is wearing the daisey dukes like some clueless kid?
ReplyDeletehttp://popwatch.ew.com/2012/09/25/dancing-with-the-stars-hidden-gems-season-15-week-1/
The only reason the judges were nice to it, is that mom was there and they didn't want her idiot fans after them. If she is allowed to stay, it's because she scammed them somehow.
ReplyDeletePalin finally had a reason to be in front of a camera other than Fox for quite a while. She must be jonesing for her camera hogging.
The interviewer said she couldn't put two feet in front of the other? Okay, idiot alumni need work too I guess.
ReplyDeleteGod be glorified.
WWMD = ?
DeleteNo, not W's Weapons of Mass Destruction that he never found in IRAQ.
What Would Muhammad(PBUH)Do?
He'd give the glory to Sarah. She sure as hell wants it more than anyone else. Maybe THAT'll shut her up.
Bristol got lucky with Pamela dancing. If Pamela
ReplyDeletewasn't there, no question, Bristol would have been eliminated.
Bristol still looks like a cow and she has knobby knees and shapeless calves. She makes Mark look like a munchkin.
ReplyDeleteI never watch Dancing with the Stars whether a Palin is dancing or not, so I never noticed, but Bristol seems to have kankles in the first picture in this post. Pretty much a straight line from her ankles to her knees.
ReplyDeleteI suppose the lack of calf muscles is a result of all the hard work and physical fitness she engages in. Most fit people lack calves.
And predictably, Brissy made it through this week. BUT she was already in the bottom three, so it isn't looking too good for the little groundling.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Tripp can return to preschool before mid-October...the boy IS in school, isn;t he, or is Sarah homeschooling him too?
Tripp Pre-school? Isn't the homophobic in junior high?
DeleteWay too much information from Greasy Grifter in the video which was only a little more than a minute and a half. She has to go through a fucking inventory of each of her family members and their whereabouts in order to answer the question, "Are you going to be here next week, also, too, Sarah?"
ReplyDeleteSarah, the short answer is, "I have no fucking clue if Bristol will be eliminated the 1st week or 2nd week, so who the hell knows if I'll be back here next week But I could sure use a drink right now sister, because I snorted a couple of Adderall and a BC powder in the car right before we got here, and I am so fucking amped-up right row that I might've peed in my panties had I remembered to wear a pair tonight. I am wired for sound like a hoochee-mama, bitch. Hey, did you know I'm a celebrity political analyst? Hell yeah. On FOX, so your lamestream network had a VIP in the audience and you didn't even introduce me so I could take a bow. Fuckin' libruls."
Well Bristol made it another week. And Pamela Anderson had to leave, I felt sad for her. She's been in the 'industry' and paid her dues, she should have had a chance to stay in. Yes, it's about the voters and judges, but it's hard to shake this feeling that the Palins are in bed with DWTS producers.
ReplyDeletewatch her body language in the interview. she is leaning back away from interviewer. sure sign of low self-esteem in the presence of a truly glamorous, beautiful woman.
ReplyDeleteI guess we have to suffer through another week of Brisdull. They let the dummy go on
ReplyDeleteDont like, don't watch. Were you a fanatic dwts viewer before?
DeleteSo where IS precious Trig that Sarah wrote and made such a fuss about back in 2008?
ReplyDeleteIt saddens me to think little Trig is always home, missing different family members in constant travel, home one week, gone the next, then a sibling returns for a few days, then gone for weeks. Sarah on the go all the time, Todd too. The life Trig lives must be like musical chairs with the relationship between him and the Palins. What does he think when he sees supposed loving family members pop in and out of his life? How does that make him feel? How could any mother leave her little boy so many times, or drag him through airports only to hand him over to other caretakers?
That child should have been adopted by a loving family that cherished him and made him feel special and loved. He needs a real mother who would have loved to sacrifice staying home with him and watching him grow and improve every day, bonding with him, allowing him to trust her completel; staying out of the limelight, keeping him and the family away from cameras while he grows into a boy and young man.
Sarah could have postponed her career (whatever that is) and put things on hold for the gift that God gave her after her book earnings. That would have been enough to keep them secure and safe from prying media eyes. It would have prevented Bristol from seeking her own fame and making herself a laughingstock. That would been the time to give God all the glory.
AMEN to this comment.
DeleteShe's the same age as Michelle Obama, who's the picture of a vibrant, happy life, and about 16 years younger than Ann Romney, who, despite whatever illnesses she's had, looks nowhere near 63.
ReplyDeleteSarah, however, looks every inch a 63-year-old's body with a phony botoxed face, cheap clothes that are too youthful or inappropriate, and a clear inability to age gracefully.
That kid's smile is a demon seed movie waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteI hope he devours his mother first.
Deletelol agreed.
DeleteDoes Mark act like he knows Bristol tonight? Last night it seemed as if he was staying away from her.
ReplyDeleteMay be Bristol told Mark to act like he likes her as a friend because the IM readers picked up that he hates Bristol?
Why does everybody hate Bristol?
WHAT A BLIMPO !!!! How did they get her off the barge that brought her down from the Monkey Cave? I saw the Space Shuttle whizzing around SoCal last week and that didn't cause the place to rumble, but this?? The place shook for hours !!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, there in the audience was the Swag Hag in person... I think I need to go vomit...excuse me...
I think Pamela was added to DWTS All Stars to give Bristol a one week cushion.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if this has been mentioned yet, but the "girls" are sitting right above Palin's waist without a decent bra on. The photo of her and the boys sitting down shows them sitting practically on her arm. Ew.
ReplyDeleteThant's just wrong- she should never go braless.
DeleteWhy in the hell is she wearing that stupid red white and blue beaded bracelet with that dress??She dresses like a freaking 4 yr old, putting on everything at once.
ReplyDeleteWhat a whacked family. But guess what, Bristol? You can't dance and no matter how you've set up people to cheat vote for you, if you make it that far you'll lose to Emmett Smith just like your precious "mother" did to Maryline, Glenn, and Barack.
ReplyDeletePlastic surgeon away! Until you come to grips with your life, you will never be better and you're raising a hellion to be JUST like you.
Haven't read the comments yet, but the bewigged one was a little overzealous there and let something slip-
ReplyDeleteHmmm.. one in Alphghanistan, one in Arizona, one in Alaska (plus one in, like, hollywood), god be glorified.... So let's see, Track in AFGHANISTAN, Pippin in Alaska, Wallow in Arizona, Beefalo in hollywood, so where's Trig????
Of course, the red eyed liar fell for Maria's "How about YOU?" line - bwaaaahaaaa the interplay between Tawd and Sarah was a riot! Dribbling a basketball across the floor - Todd's the dancer!!!!
The you tube video you linked to with Pam was a riot! looks like "the seventy faces of krusty" were easily offended by Pam twirling her hair, and had to post the "Victim of bullying" outrage video.
Pam always twirls her hair with a flourish when sitting next to a vapid bimbo.
What's with that ugly ass bracelet the bitch is wearing?
ReplyDeletefunny, no one gives a shit about the quitters commentary on dwts, but she rambles, rambles, rambles, all the while wearing that juvenile wonder woman bracelet. she's just never going to get what an idiot she presents herself to be. dunning kreuger effect, I think it's called.
ReplyDeletere: the pic with the quitter, the pimp, and the kid named after the prostitute:
ReplyDeletewhere are the hannity boobs?
they are on his lap.
Deletewhy isshewearing those flag braclet, not a polotical arena.
DeleteI've never voted for DWTS. How do I vote for someone other than Bristol?
ReplyDeleteI am certain that God would appreciate his glory being hijacked for the sole purpose of furthering the career of some dumb-fuck reality television celebutard from Wasilla, Alaska.
ReplyDeleteThat poor little boy looks like Creepy Chucks Mini-Me.
ReplyDeleteLooks like tripp has his sunday outfit on again.
ReplyDeleteThe insufferable bitch can't be seen with trig on account he may show to be the smart one.
I can't bear to watch that skank. I was wondering if she gave a shout out to piper and trig? Usually moms do this so the kids won't feel left out.
ReplyDeleteshe must think that gaudy cuff is da shit. hahaha she looks like a whore seeking camera hogging skank.
To be honest, I've never seen grandmothers shout out to their grandkids. So Trig, no shout out from Grandma Sarah.
DeleteI have never understood Sarah Palin’s insatiable need for attention and the means by which she has gone to fulfill this need. She is not bright, yet after losing in the beauty contest arena she made her way to politics as a way to be noticed, acknowledged. It is an odd and circuitous journey, but I think Bristol in some creepy way is fulfilling Sarah’s dream for herself. Sarah simply wants attention — it really doesn’t matter how it comes to her.
ReplyDelete"I have never understood Sarah Palin’s insatiable need for attention"
DeleteNot just Sarah and Bristol but Todd too for some odd reason?
The Chin sure didn't get a very warm reception from the other 'stars' whenever she mingled with them, after her dance, etc. Very tepid congrats, no hugs or big smiles from the others. ... They know Brisdull doesn't deserve to be there, is a homo-phobe and a lying hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud when judge Bruno talked about Brisdull's 'refurbished' face. HA
So Bristol is what 5'2"? Sarah is about that and Toad is 5'6". How tall is Levi? That child is either 4 plus or he's an anomaly. My son is 6'2" as his is father, and hus wife is 5'6". Both their kids would be drafed by Tripp, and they are both older than Bristol insists this boy is. Another Palin lie. Whoda thoght?
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