Tuesday, September 04, 2012

"Stars Earn Stripes," but Todd Palin just earns our ridicule.

"Well shit! I thought Sarah said she pulled some strings and I would get to win this thing."
Courtesy of All Voices:

Todd and Picabo had to compete in the shootout elimination round. It was the first time in the shoot house for the both of them. Picabo made short order of her targets and reached the final target of the explosives where the celebrities had to hit a target the size of a quarter. Picabo won the shootout round eliminating Todd Palin and JW. Todd’s oldest son is currently stationed in Afghanistan.

Picabo Street

The final mission for Eve, Picabo, and Dean was Harbour Demolition; an exercise that would encompass all of the elements previously learned over the season. The two girls, one guy, two SEALs, and a Green Beret must repel into a moving zodiac from a helicopter, scale the net on the ship, take out all of the targets on the ship – 17 in all -, zip line off the ship to a cargo hold, drive the truck out of the cargo hold and destroy the ammo depot. 

For this exercise there were no more squads only the teams of one celebrity and one operative. 

Up first was Dean and Chris. They were followed by Eve and Grady; and finally Picabo and Brent. 

All of the eliminated celebrities returned to help celebrate the winners. Dean and Chris ended up being in third place with a time of six minutes and 46 seconds; meaning that the winner of “Stars Earn Stripes” would be one of the girls. 

The winner of the inaugural season of “Stars Earn Stripes” were Eve Torres and Green Beret Grady Powell with a time of five minutes and 10 seconds.

So to be clear "Mr. Four time Iron Dog Champion" lost to this little lady right here.

Gee and he looked SO ready when this thing first started.

"Captain Mom Jeans reporting for duty sir!"
Yes I know it is not nice to gloat, but don't forget that THIS is a man who has victimized numerous women around my state, and used threats and intimidation to bully people into bending to his overbearing wife's will.  He is a POS and I think the fact that he got his ass handed to him by not just one, but TWO women, is a special flavor of irony.

Now can we finally rest assured that this fucked up family will stay the hell OFF of our television sets, and disappear into the wilds of Wasilla like they always fated to do in the first place? Or is THAT too much to ask?

152 comments:

  1. lostinmn1:05 PM

    And here I thought he was the great white hunter of the north - a veritable Buffalo Bill Cody of the tundra. Neither one of them can shoot for shit.

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    1. Anonymous2:05 PM

      Aren't we ignorant? Todd didn't hide nor was he ashamed of his inexperience with a 9mm. But with the others, he was good.

      But keep on hatin. It shows your true colors.

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    2. Anonymous2:33 PM

      Aren't you ignorant? Todd got beat by a girl.By 2 girls.Who didn't hide.Too bad Shailey Tripp didn't hide from Todd.Tell us why Todd got His daughter Bristol to name her son after his prostitute who "Lights up his life"?

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    3. Anonymous3:53 PM

      A 9mm is a very common weapon, in fact, I don't know a gun owner without one.
      They are the easiest weapon to shoot, in fact, most recommended for women for protection, so unless Tawds wrists are that limp he should have had no trouble at all.

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    4. Todd's widdle hands are good for one thing---playing pocket pool--- not handling a 9 mm gun.

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    5. Anita Winecooler7:49 PM

      Todd's got 9 millimeters? I KNEW Shailey was being too "generous"!

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    6. Cracklin Charlie8:27 PM

      2:05

      Where do you come up with this stuff? Why do you pretend to know these things?

      Todd's widdle doll hands! LOL!

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    7. Anonymous9:51 PM

      HATE, HATE, HATE PALIN & OTHERS WHO SEEM EASY PICKINGS

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  2. Anonymous1:09 PM

    A little quarrel with the All Voices writer:
    Todd’s oldest son is currently stationed in Afghanistan.

    Todd's son has nothing to do with the competition. Perhaps they should have signed up Track who was in his 20's and would actually have had experience with weapons.

    Track is not the oldest son. "Oldest" refers to three or more people. Even if Trig is the biological son of Todd and Sarah, Track would be the older son, of the two sons. If Trig is not Todd and Sarah's biological son, they have become his de facto parents, appearing to have adopted him from the mother who could not care from him.

    "Oldest" sounds best, even if it is not the right word. Track is the oldest of the Palin children, but he has nothing to do with Todd's brief fling with celebrity.

    Special note to Jack Osbourne: You dodged a bullet, guy.

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    1. Anonymous1:42 PM

      I can't believe you spent that much time on "oldest" vs "older" and made NO MENTION of the glaring typo in G's last sentence:

      "Or is THAT too muhc to ask?"

      I respectfully request that you hand in your Grammar Police badge. You may reapply in 30 days.

      (No disrespect to G -- or even the poster -- I'm just having a bit of fun.)

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    2. Anonymous3:05 PM

      Track would be the eldest, but given the Palin speech problems, I doubt we or they could hear the difference between eh and oh, since they can't distinguish ih from eee.

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    3. Track is neither the older nor the oldest son of Todd and Sarah. Track is the son of Curtis Menard and Sarah, and Sarah didn't give birth to Trig. Therefore, the two of them have no sons together.

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    4. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Has Track even been to Afghanistan?

      I thought he continually "visits" the Palins. He might even see his wife and the baby girl.
      They all lie so much that their words without verification mean nothing.

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  3. Anonymous1:17 PM

    even though Picabo kicked todd's lame ass to the gutter what do you want to bet she's gonna be $carahs 'imaginary new best friend' on account Picabo can actually shoot, that and she's a woman ?

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    1. Anonymous2:04 PM

      Well, the two ladies were together a lot at NBC's presser in July.

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    2. Anonymous2:35 PM

      Sorry,Krusty,but only one is a lady.The other is a grifter skank married to a cheating pimping loser

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    3. Anonymous2:54 PM

      I wonder if Picabo knows that Todd is a pimp who gets hand jobs from prostitutes.

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    4. Anonymous2:04 PM

      Was that the "presser" where Baldy had the fake clevage going on...and the bondage shoes on her "hooves" Krusty?

      I didn't see any pics of Baldy and "Peekaboo"...where the pics Krusty? Produce the pics Krusty...if not...STFU!

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  4. Virginia Voter1:21 PM

    Uh, Gryphen, have you forgotten about Brisdull's triumphant return to the ballroom floor? We are certainly not rid of the Palins yet, and I sure as hell can not wait for the humiliation to begin.

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    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      Most of us haven't forgotten that we are soon going to be subjected to yet another reality show featuring a Palin.

      Maybe it's "God's will" that Bristol be taken out early and we will be spared the agony of watching her try to dance again.

      Can't wait to see the newly implanted bewigged "Cousin It" sitting in the front row trying to extend her own 15 minutes of fame.. . That should be good for some laughs if nothing else.

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    2. Paul - Minnesota6:47 PM

      The only time I saw Bristol attempt to dance on DWTS was her in the gorilla suit.

      Otherwise, I didn't watch the show (I don't have a TV) yet by chance I was at my mother's place and I forgot it was her DWTS watching evening. I'm glad I saw that episode as now, after seeing Bristol stomp around on the dance floor dressed as a gorilla, that was (and still is) priceless serendipity.

      That's the only way I now picture her when I hear DWTS or Bristol and the word, dance.

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  5. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Todd Palin has cold, cold eyes...like his wife and daughters.

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  6. Anonymous1:27 PM

    A pimp that can't shoot!!!

    I agree, Todd is a total piece of shit.

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    1. Anonymous2:03 PM

      He's a hunter and is used to rifles.

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    2. Anonymous2:36 PM

      Hes a whoremonger and used to his 4 inch two toned dick.

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    3. Anonymous2:55 PM

      He's a pimp and is used to making money of of women's backs.

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    4. Anonymous2:03 PM

      Uh Krusty...I don't think "hunter" means what you think it means!

      You do know about the Toad's little two tone problem...right Krusty? You would be VERY disappointed in his...er...um..."package"...don't believe me...ask Baldy...she'll fill you in on Toad's uh...shortcomings! LOL!!!

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    5. Anonymous3:54 PM

      A pistol is easier to shoot than a rifle, and any real gun owner has both.

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    6. Toddy would fare much better in a game of peekaboo with his little dick--- now you see it, now you don't--- than in a competition with REAL weapons. Sorry, Toddy, you drew the short stick. Face it, you're a loser just like your wife.

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  7. Anonymous1:32 PM

    LMAO!! So the great hunter got beat badly in a shootout against Picabo!!!????
    I would suggest the Palin kids continue to eat at Taco Bell cuz neither Pimp Daddy Tawd nor Granny Sarah could hit the broad side of a barn.

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  8. Anonymous1:40 PM

    The real story.

    Gen. Clark conducted a "short arms" inspection and Todd was laughed off the set. Everyone called him wee little man and waved goodbye.

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  9. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Todd Palin gets his ass handed to him by a woman every day of his life, that is, if you consider that tranny-looking Sarah Palin a woman.

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  10. Anonymous1:49 PM

    I don't watch (lack of) reality shows, Faux News or dancing with the (who day?) stars. But this reminds me that Toad is very secure in getting his ass by any women that has ANY contact with him. Sarah must be so proud - "have you seen him?". I do not know anyone who makes me go WTF like Scarah. Please let her Faux News contract just expire. I am too much of a human being to ask for her to expire.

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  11. Anonymous1:51 PM

    O/T: Get ready, folks, for Fox News to tear apart Michele Obama's speech tonight. I wonder if Fox will have Sarah on after Michele's speech to give her take on it, which of course, will be a no-brainer, meaning Sarah will bash her as best she can.

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    1. Anonymous2:31 PM

      Fuck. Fox.

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    2. Anonymous8:04 PM

      Not sure how they can criticize a speech that was about affirmation, being the best America can be, and wanting what is best for our kids. But I'm sure Sarah will whine about something..that is what they pay her for.

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    3. Their ability to completely make up shit and then convince one another of its validity is what makes the baggers such easy marks for GOP dis-info. It doesn't have to be true, doesn't have to be logical, and it doesn't have to be from a credible source. It just has to be something against the President and his wife and the nutters will believe it and repeat it to anyone who will listen to them. Such simple, dangerous minds.

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  12. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Just a comment on vocabulary. "Repel" is to push something away. "Rappel" is to descend from a height under control by using the friction of a rope.

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    1. Anonymous5:58 PM

      Sounds like some elite high-falutin brow beatin on words here. I refudiate your effort to point out our malapropism.

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  13. Anonymous2:02 PM

    I KNEW it'd come down to Eve Vs. Picabo. BOTH such badass ladies. Im shocked Picabo lost.

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  14. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Wow, if such a close, loving family is fucked up, I'd hate to see each of the commenter's here who literally sound like they've only eaten paint chips their whole lives.

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    1. Anonymous2:31 PM

      fuck. you.

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    2. Anonymous2:38 PM

      Wow,you sound so fucked up I think you were fed paint chips instead of formula as a child.I would hate to see how fucked up your family is.I bet they stay far,far away from you.

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    3. Kristy, your life is a paint chip BUFFET, girl.

      This post is barely up and half the comments are from you. I bet your sex dreams about Gryphen really make your imaginary Bristol jealous.

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    4. Anonymous2:49 PM

      Eating paint chips is Gryphen's trademark insult for the Palinbots. Too dumb to think of something on your own? Sad. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Can you figure out what that means?

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    5. Anonymous2:56 PM

      Yeah, and how close is your family, Kristy?

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    6. Anonymous2:02 PM

      Oh dear...the smell of ammonia from Krusty's over flowing bedpan mixed with the paint chips from the bedroom she NEVER leaves has curdled poor Krusty's brain y'all!

      Krusty is just like Baldy....not able to come up with her own shit...lazy ass Stalker! LOL!

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    7. Anonymous5:00 PM

      You found us out. We are the misfits of the world,and we have no lives. The only thing that we can do is write something nasty about the most loving, close, affectionate family in America. They are to be envied-- a son who as a teen got caught in vandalizing school buses and got shipped out of state to finish high school and play hockey. (I don't remember his graduating. He came home after getting an injury, and the next came the Army). Oh yeah, and he got a gal pregnant outside of marriage. Then, there is Bristol who had at least one child as an unwed teen, and probably more. Willow got caught breaking, entering and trashing property. It's interesting that neither Track, Bristol or Willow show any interest in getting an education that would lead to a more productive life. Reality shows and celebrity seem to be the goals instead. Yeah, that's a family that we all admire and idolize for their values....oh, I can't go on if you guys are going to keep laughing about the Palins being the greatest all American Family in the world.

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  15. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Sarah is dumb but she can attract attention. Just because Todd and Bristol are related to her does not mean they have any sort of appeal. Talk about nepotism. These two would never have gotten a job without Palin. She is the ultimate "crony capitalism" criminal.

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  16. Anonymous2:06 PM

    Picabo was strongest from the start. She's the most fit and quite possibly the most determined human on earth knowing her record. So sad and shocked she didn't win. But the real winners are all the charities.

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    1. Anonymous2:57 PM

      The real winners are all the "stars" who got a paycheck and their names out there and their five minutes extended.

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  17. Anonymous2:07 PM

    I'm celebrating tonight! The micropenis pimp got OWNED! Woohoo! Suck it Sarah! Suck it troll! Todd failed SO hard. Hahahaha. If only it was a pimping bullying competition Todd might have done better.

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  18. Anonymous2:08 PM

    I'm still interested in Todd's description of Trig's first words, complaining that his older brother was picking on him. It seems that Trig also said something when Todd's partner, JW left for New York. Was Trig on the set when they were filming that TV program? Todd would have been busy filming. Who was watching Trig? Sarah? Why didn't she write something on her facebook about Trig's first words. That's a big milestone, and it was reduced to an off-hand comment.

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    1. Anonymous2:50 PM

      You're being facetious right? Everyone knows trig isn't her kid. She didn't birth that.

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    2. Anonymous4:51 PM

      Which Trig or all of them?

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    3. Anonymous8:07 PM

      Not sure it's such a huge deal when the child is nearly five. What has that family done to the poor kid? Nothing? Left him with sitters for four years; no hearing aids, no special schools, no nothing. His birth mother should be appalled.
      '

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    4. Anonymous7:31 AM

      His birth mother is dancing all the way to the bank.

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  19. Anonymous2:19 PM

    You forgot to mention That Stars Earn Stripes received a even lower television rating than last week for its finale! This show really tanked.

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    1. Thank goodness it's over.

      It is over. Right?

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  20. I didn't watch a second of that piece of shit show with the pimp. But I can't imagine "Jizz Hands" being very athletic when he can't keep his hands out of his pockets. Fuck Todd and the same for his "half-marathon" running wife. The Palins. Grifters and punch lines.

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  21. vegaslib2:34 PM

    I guess he's used to getting has ass kicked by women.

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  22. Anonymous2:40 PM

    I was pretty sure he was not a winner,all of the effort made to pump him up with praise was just to try and make his boring,pervert ass interesting.

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  23. Anonymous2:55 PM

    So alto voice Todd Palin went all the way to Hollywood to get his ass beat by some women on Stars Earn Stripes? Todd could of stayed in Wasilla and got his ass beaten by Sarah and nobody would of known the better.

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    1. Anonymous4:54 PM

      Yep, Track went to Hollywood to learn how to pretend he is in the military.

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  24. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Hey Sarah, now you have two combat vets in the family.

    Ha Ha Ha........

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  25. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Todd Palin is a sorry excuse for a pimp, sorry excuse for a man, sorry excuse for an Alaskan.... got his ass handed to him by a female model on Stars Earn Stripes.

    That's twice Todd received a beat down from a woman.

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  26. Anonymous2:56 PM

    LOL Todd Palin the pussy purse carrier from Wasilla lost on SES to a female model?

    Must of been the mom jeans Todd was wearing that caused Todd to lose..

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  27. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Me thinks that's why Sarah Palin got the permanent breast implants.

    Sarah seen Stars Earn Stripes and seen what real women looks like.

    They don't look like flat junior high boys like Sarah does.

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  28. Anonymous3:00 PM

    I guess it's clear now who the "older brother" is. It didn't make sense that an adult would pick on a 4-year-old with DS.

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  29. Anonymous3:02 PM

    Our crazy neighborhood Palin fan, Kristy Patullo, is back waxing poetic about Todd Palin.

    Todd Palin is a bully and a pimp. He cheats on his wife, pays for sex, and lives off the backs of women. He's uneducated, unrefined, and classless, not to mention a traitor.

    So he's nice to the kids who either are or who have been passed off as his children. That doesn't cancel out all his dirty dealings.

    I wonder if Kristy's dad would have approved of Todd Palin the pimp.

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  30. Anonymous3:04 PM

    If those women beat Todd Palin, I'm thinking about entering the Iron Dog. It must be an easy race.

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    1. Anonymous4:04 PM

      It's even easier if you cheat.

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  31. Anonymous3:05 PM

    TODD PALIN

    YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK

    GOODBYE!!!!

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  32. Anonymous3:08 PM

    You know what, this doesn't look good for the Alaskan Independence Party.

    If pussy Todd got beat by some women in the lower 48 on Stars Earn Steripes, I betcha the Boy Scouts of America from the lower 48 can take on the AIP if they try to take control over Alaska.

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  33. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Todd can't stand up to women from the lower 48 but he is a big man when it comes to him and his buddies beating up one black kid in Wasilla for being black.

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    1. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Hey Ms. Todd, we have some black kids here in Brooklyn. Why don't you and your AIP buddies come here and try that shit? We will punk your punk ass on the corner, and you would be our bitch.

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  34. Anonymous3:12 PM

    If Todd Palin would of won SES, he and Sarah would be talking on all the talk shows how Todd is a combat reality show winner and how they raised a combat vet in Track.

    But now that he lost, Todd is like a little prison bitch with his mouth shut.

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  35. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Are you sure Todd is a pimp in Wasilla?

    Todd can't even manhandle a couple of female models on tv!

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      It was Todd who got bitch / pimp slapped by a couple of women.

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  36. Anonymous3:15 PM

    That's why Todd is pictured in the woods looking so sad and not paying attention to his grandson.

    Todd got his panties yanked over his head on national tv.

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    1. Anonymous3:44 PM

      Is that why Todd talks so soft?

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  37. Anonymous3:21 PM

    If wimpy defeated Todd can win a couple of Iron Dog races riding a motorized vibrator then how hard could Iron Dog really be?

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  38. Anonymous3:23 PM

    They need to change Todd Palin's title from Iron Dog Winner to Silk Puppy Winner.

    We all know that Todd loves his silk panties he got from the Wasilla Hill Billies shopping spree at Nordstrom during the McCain presidential campaign.

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  39. Anonymous3:25 PM

    "The reason I didn't win the Stars Earn Stripes show was because I started my menstrual cycle and was retaining fluid."
    -Todd

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  40. Anonymous3:26 PM

    You know, it's REALLY hard to take Todd Palin seriously.

    Ivyfree

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  41. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Nothing good ever comes from a Palin going on tv. When will they ever learn?

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  42. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Maybe Todd Palin should get a penile implant and try competing on Stars Earn Stripes next season as a man.

    That's if Todd hasn't fucked it up for everybody at the network and they can't get any more sponsors.

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    1. Anonymous5:00 PM

      You know there is a reason his voice is high and girly. He may have been like Bristol when young and tried to have things fixed. Something went wrong and every time he speaks it is a reminder of what is not down there.

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    2. The only balls Todd has are those resting on his chin when one of his good "friends" visits while Sarah is out shilling for the Koch brothers' Tea Party puppet candidates.

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  43. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Too bad chuck wasn't there to shoot for Todd!

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  44. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Todd lied to everybody again!

    Todd said that Trig said his first sentence, but Todd didn't tell everybody what Trig really said the first day Todd got back from losing on Stars Earn Stripes.

    Rumor is that Trig said "Todd you sorry faggot, why did you even come home after losing on tv?"

    Then it is rumored that Tripp said "Hey don't look at me, I didn't teach my older brother to say that!"

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    1. Anonymous5:10 PM

      Trig looked at him and said "pussy". Nuff said.

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  45. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Track was picking on trig?

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    1. Anonymous5:03 PM

      Track was learning how to act like he is in the service. Tripp name calls, bullies and beats on smaller more vulnerable kids. He is all Heath and Palin that Tripp. I do hope he can escape soon, before it is too late.

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  46. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Todd Palin lost the shooting competition? Was Todd using his two toned snub barreled 4 inch pea shooter?

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  47. Anonymous3:43 PM

    It looks like Todd has a bigger ass than those two women.

    Todd is going to be very popular bitch in prison if he doesn't get isolation.

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  48. Anonymous3:50 PM

    Todd Palin Iron Dog Champion!
    All man from the Alaska wilderness!
    The Great White Hunter from the last frontier!

    Where you going?

    What do you mean you are going to get your vagina waxed?

    Aren't you suppose to say Disneyland?

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  49. Anonymous3:59 PM

    All this commotion about Toad Palin competing on Stars Earn Stripes and how he is in shape because he is a an Iron Dog champion sounds like the smoke they tried to blow up our ass about how Sarah Palin is an energy expert and will be the 2012 GOP presidential candidate.

    Just all RETARDED talk.

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    1. Anonymous4:35 PM

      Yes! Thank you for stating the obvious.

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    2. SAlly in MI8:12 PM

      And how Bristol was in such great shape from high school basletball (what, she wasn't running sub 3 hour marathons three days after giving birth?) that she found the dance training too easy and thus became the only contestant in history to gain weight while working out 8 hours a day. Yes, these people definitely are Republicans.

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  50. Anonymous4:20 PM

    It's not all Todd's fault that he lost on Stars Earn Stripes!

    Sarah Palin needs to take some blame in his shameful defeat.

    If Sarah hadn't neutered Todd, Todd would of put up a better fight!

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  51. Anonymous4:26 PM

    There slams another door shut God had "open." Think it's because of your pimp business, Todd?

    When will this family TRIBE get it through their collective pea brains that GREATER America is through with them?

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  52. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Don't forget Bristol named her son after Todd's prostitute Shailey Tripp. How creepy is that? What do you think troll?

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  53. Anonymous5:00 PM

    Hahahahahah! The Toad was beaten out by a hot woman! Better shot than ol Sarry fer sur.

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  54. Anonymous5:06 PM

    LOL Todd beaten by a girl
    however
    I would like to be beaten by her too

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  55. Anonymous5:36 PM

    re: the Palins and reality TV: don't hold your breath! I can't figure out how they lasted this long.

    Elizabeth44

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  56. Anonymous6:20 PM

    Todd a fake competitor.

    Sarah a fake politician and energy expert.

    Bristol a fake abstinence motivational speaker.

    Need I say anymore?

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  57. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Sally Heath pregnant before marriage.

    Sarah Heath pregnant before marriage.

    Bristol Palin pregnant before marriage.

    Track Palin impregnated pastor's daughter before marriage.

    Willow and Piper Palin....

    Need I say anymore?

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  58. Anonymous6:24 PM

    Bristol Palin homophobic.

    Willow homophobic.

    Tripp homophobic.

    What about the rest of those Palins?

    Need I say anymore?

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  59. Anonymous6:27 PM

    Sarah Palin went to 5 colleges to get one degree.

    Bristol Palin went to 3 or 4 high schools and was pregnant before she got her diploma or GED.

    Willow Palin was home schooled in her junior year of high school and did not go to her senior year of high school.

    Need I say anymore?

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Did Track Palin have school bus vandalism problems? Is it true that Track had drug problems? Wasn't Track sent away from his family to live in Michigan?

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  60. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Who know who Sally Heath had relations with.

    They say that Todd Palin had relations with Sarah Heath, Shailey Tripp and whoever else he paid.

    They say Sarah Heath-Palin had relations Glenn Rice, Curt Menard, Brad Hanson, Todd Palin and whoever else.

    They say that Bristol Palin had relations with Levi Johnston, Ben, Kyle, Gino and whoever else.

    They say that Willow has had pregnancy scares.

    Need I say anymore?

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  61. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Bristol Palin invokes God's name and his will.

    Sarah Palin invokes God's name and his will.

    Todd Palin invokes God's name and his will.

    Bristol says that the Palin family is too busy to go to church.

    Need I say anymore?

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    1. Anonymous7:10 PM

      Has anybody seen a Palin in a Wasilla church?
      Any church?

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  62. Anonymous6:43 PM

    Sarah Palin who said she was pregnant with Trig didn't look pregnant until the last few months.

    Bristol Palin was sent away to her auntie's house for several months with what was said to be mono.

    A newborn baby named Trig supposedly born to Sarah Palin was photographed with normal ears.

    Another newborn baby named Trig supposedly born to Sarah Palin was photographed very shortly with deformed ears.

    Heath-Palin family members said that Dr. Cathy Baldwin-Johnson delivered Trig.

    Bristol Palin said that Dr. Cathy Baldwin-Johnson arrived after Trig was born.

    Need I say anymore?

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    1. Anonymous7:24 PM

      Can anybody explain why Bristol got bigger on DWTS? Everybody whoever competed on that show has a reputation of losing weight except for Bristol.

      Isn't it true that all DWTS finalists goes on a national dancing tour after they competed on DWTS?

      How come DWTS Finalist Bristol, who got bigger week after week on DWTS suddenly disappeared at the end of the show and never went on tour with the rest of the DWTS finalists and there was no explanation why Bristol was MIA or got bigger?

      That was strange.

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    2. Cracklin Charlie7:32 PM

      What newborn baby named Trig was photographed with normal ears? Have you a picture of this newborn baby?

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    3. Anonymous8:14 PM

      There are pictures all over the place..probably on this blog..or go to Palingates and pull them up.

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    4. Anonymous8:30 PM

      You say she doesn't look pregnant until the last few months. Not true. She is very thin on March 26, 2008. There is no way a baby was hiding in her belly as she and Todd left the Alaska State Museum in Juneau.
      http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4e77550becad04c970000020/sarah-palin-pregnancy.jpg
      She claims she gave birth on April 18, 2008. That is not even one month. How true it is that the Palin females stuff themselves with various articles to appear however suits their purposes. Sarah was known for eating junk food, which would explain a puffy face if she was eating an abundance of salt and fat. She also posed with Sean Parnell on March 14, 2008 when she was flat. By April 13, 2008 she did look pregnant with something round for her belly. The week before April 7-8 in 2008 they shot the Elan Frank video and her pillow was square, not at all the round one she showed later. She wants her sycophants to believe she went from square belly to round belly in under a week. The month before there was not as much as a bump.

      The Palins pretend to be xtian, therefore they are sinners and liars. Not many will overlook all their transgressions indefinitely.

      Conservative commentator Debbie Schlussel, for instance, wrote in 2009 that whether Bristol marries her child’s father is indeed “our business because the mother and chief enabler and financier of all of this is Bristol Palin’s mother, a woman whom people are touting as a conservative family values person who…has demonstrated that she actually isn’t one.”
      http://www.themoralliberal.com/2012/08/31/kerwick-is-sarah-palin-fading-into-the-sunset/

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    5. Cracklin Charlie9:22 PM

      The only pictures of Trig as a newborn show that the child has a deformed right ear. The baby shower baby, and the baby in Sarah's kitchen with Levi and Mercede. None of the pictures of Trig with normal ear were taken when he was newborn.

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    6. Anonymous7:26 AM

      I will bet the farm that Todd is both Trig's father and Grandfather. Even in Alaska, Bristol can't marry her own father.

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  63. Anonymous6:47 PM

    Sarah Palin said that Todd Palin built their two story red house. The house built around the same time the Wasilla hockey rink was built and the house that has similar materials, big windows and metal handrails like the Wasilla hockey rink Mayor Sarah Palin had built.

    Need I say anymore?

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    1. Anonymous7:04 PM

      Todd Palin can't even build a fence without it falling over! So how could he build a two story house?

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    2. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Before the 2 story house was built by Todd Palin, didn't then Wasilla Mayor Sarah Palin change the housing construction laws so that new houses did not require plans filed with the city and it wasn't required to document who built their house?

      Interesting!

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  64. Paul - Minnesota6:52 PM

    Heh heh. I'll bet there were lots of happy people in Wasilla who said, yippee. Today is such a great day. Nice, the Palins lost again. Karma kicked the Palins in the butts, again. Now it'll be Bristol's turn and again, next for a huge karma kick.

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  65. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Alaskan single mother of a handicap child Shailey Tripp was arrested for prostitution.

    Shailey Tripp had her personal items confiscated.

    Shailey Tripp had proof that Todd Palin was her pimp but the Anchorage Police Dept refused to give back to Shailey Tripp her personal items which could prove her story.

    When Shailey Tripp was arrested for prostitution, she recognized one of the Anchorage police officers as one of her johns.

    A detective from the Anchorage Police Dept personally contacted the National Enquirer on behalf of the Palin family lawyer to exonerate Todd Palin but later admitted they never looked at the computer, so they say.

    An Alaskan judge ordered the Anchorage Police Dept to return Shailey Tripp's possessions but the APD ignored the judge's orders and destroyed some of Shailey Tripp's possession which supposedly could prove her story.

    Shailey Tripp wrote a book Boys Will Be Boys naming names and identifying Todd Palin as her pimp as well as describing his anatomy.

    Todd Palin never publicly denied these claims.

    Todd Palin refused the help of blogger Malia Littman to help clear his name if it wasn't true.

    As of today, Todd Palin chooses to remain silent about being a pimp or having sex with prostitute Shailey Tripp.

    Need I say anymore?

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  66. Anonymous7:14 PM

    NEED I SAY ANYMORE?

    Tell the Truth (It’s Easier)

    Telling the truth activates fewer areas of the brain than lying, and, so, literally, takes less brain effort. At least that was suggested by a study at Philadelphia’s Temple University School of Medicine in 2004, which used magnetic resonance imaging to take scans of volunteers’ brains. In the small-scale study, six volunteers were asked to pick up a toy gun, shoot it, then lie and say they hadn’t. The remaining three volunteers watched the proceedings, then told the truth on what had transpired. Brain scans revealed seven areas activated in the liars, but only four areas lit up in the truth-tellers. Just as it takes fewer muscles and less effort to smile than it does to frown, so it is easier on the brain (not to mention the conscience) to tell the truth. Is it any wonder that honesty and happiness should be a better fit for humans than lies and despair? After all, the God of all truth (and true science) made us, and with the idea we imitate him. For millennia, the Bible has upheld, not only the rightness of truth-telling, but also the easier time right-doers have, generally. “Good understanding giveth favor; But the way of the transgressor is hard” (Proverbs 13:15). How many people have told lies, then been pressured into telling more lies to coincide with the previous lies? How many people have lied and forgotten the content of their untruths, only to be caught later in their inconsistencies? Nothing good comes of a lie. As Sir Walter Scott wrote in his poem, Marmion, “O, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!” Yes, the liar will have a harder go of it in this life, but it will be especially rough in the next, since “all liars…shall be in the lake that burneth with fire and brimstone; which is the second death” (Revelation 21:8).

    Remember to always tell the truth. It’s easier.

    NEED I SAY ANYMORE?

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    1. Anonymous9:00 PM

      Hopefully Sarah Palin, Bristol. Todd, Mitt Romney and Lyin' Ryan read these bible verses....but I doubt it! We know the Palins don't even go to church. They are too busy chasing Hollywood and whatever bucks they can grift from whatever cult fans are left. After all money and power at all cost comes first in their lives. Your bible quotes are wasted here.

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  67. Anita Winecooler8:30 PM

    So the rill dill, iron dog champion, Mr Mommy jeans lost to a hot model in a man's vest? And what's his face tatto dude lost too!?!?!?!??

    Bwaaaaahhhaaaaa!

    Time to hand in your "man card", Toddy!

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    1. Anonymous8:44 PM

      Toad already handed in his man card when he married Sarah and when she castrated Toad and made him carry his own nuts in Sarah's purse.

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  68. Anonymous8:54 PM

    Why is Todd Palin so sad in the top picture?

    1) Todd has to ask Sarah for some prostitute money.
    2) No more freebie sex from Shailey Tripp.
    3) Todd just found out that Sarah may still have a crush with Glenn Rice.
    4) Todd just found out that he has been sterile since birth and all his kids aren't his kids.
    5) Todd just found out that Tripp may be his son.
    6) Todd is getting older and his 4 incher has shrunk down to 2 1/2 inches and it isn't even cold yet.
    7) Tripp called Todd a faggot for losing SES.

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  69. Took him long enough to get booted.

    Was anything said on the show about his lack of teamwork? Or did he finally manage to work and play well with others?

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    1. Anonymous9:30 AM

      "Took him long enough to get booted. "

      At least he wears a condom according to Shailey Tripp.

      Todd even gifts wraps his used condoms in facecloths.

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  70. Anonymous3:49 AM


    Thanks for the post.
    very knowledgeable blog.
    Fruit Log

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  71. Anonymous3:50 AM


    Thanks for the post.
    very knowledgeable blog.
    Fruit Log

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  72. Anonymous7:55 AM

    OT

    Reality cast salaries
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/05/honey-boo-boo-cast-salary-money-dollar-makes-me-holler_n_1857814.html

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  73. Anonymous8:31 AM

    From the Sea of Pee.....

    WEL2

    To Todd Palin:

    Participating in "Stars Earn Stripes," you inspired millions of us. Your extraordinary exploits earned you high praise from U.S. Special Ops men Wow! Considering you are in your mid-forties, that is especially cool!

    You calmly did dangerous things that were new to you, displaying exceptional courage. You provided excellent leadership by gently and firmly encouraging your frightened partner and then providing her your courageous example. When you were asked if you felt another partner had not carried her share of the load, you adroitly and gracefully avoided the trap.

    You were eventually eliminated from the competition by a competitor whose shooting was phenomenal. Your response was to give her a congratulatory hug and to praise the Special Ops men for their service. Some of the impressive things about you that we viewers observed are exceptional physical and mental toughness, courage, perseverance, intelligence, humility and grace. You and Sarah deserve each other, and that is high praise indeed.

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  74. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Willoooooow where are you?

    Was it a boy or a girl?

    Chin or breast implant?

    Rehab?

    Jail?

    Definitely not college.

    Come out come out wherever you are.

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    1. Anonymous5:29 PM

      Willow is too embarrassed to show that rat's nest creation of hers on top of her big melon head.

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    2. Anonymous5:30 PM

      Anybody check the camp sites in Alaska or Arizona for a Palin canvas tent?

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    3. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Maybe Willow is getting a bulbous forehead reduction surgery?

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  75. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Has anybody seen Piper Diaper?

    Has Sarah started Piper on Bristol's cramp pills or will Piper follow the Sally Heath, Creepy Chuckie, Moly Heath, Todd, Sarah, Bristol, Britta and Track family tradition?

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      Anybody check the camp sites in Wasilla?

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  76. Anonymous9:33 AM

    How funny, at one time the Palins were on top of the world and Sarah wanted to be like Ivanna Trump but now the Palins are like the moose pie found under Alaskan's boots.

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  77. Anonymous9:46 AM

    I read this comment on Sarah Palin's facebook.
    Were they talking about the show or Todd's anatomy or both?

    "Was rooting for him. Just came up slightly short."

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  78. Anonymous11:14 AM

    Having the Palins on tv is like "Whack a Mole." First Sarah, then Bristol, then Sarah, then Bristol and Willow, then Sarah, then Todd, then Sarah.

    OK, now we will have Bristol on DWTS (hopefully for one week only), then Sarah, whose contract on Faux is up for renewal at the end of the year. I hope we are nearing the end of these pests infesting our tvs.

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    1. Anonymous5:22 PM

      The Paylins are like locusts and gnats.
      How do you keep those fuckers from reproducing?

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  79. I hope Mark Burnett is 'rewarded' for this crappy show and for forcing even more Palin on the world by folks tuning OUT of his next Survivor outing due to begin this month.

    We need to remind him that one is judged by the company they keep (and tout). Let the Palin curse be felt in his wallet and ratings. I watched every season of his show up til now but am tuning out this season in protest since he chooses to 'pal' around with domestic terrorist types who promote the secession of one of our great states and a woman who spews non-stop hatred and division to line her grifty pockets.



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    1. Anonymous5:27 PM

      A Palin couldn't survive being on survivor. The Palins has a reputation of quitting!

      Governor of Alaska
      Parenting
      High School
      Virginity
      Abstinence
      Being faithful to their spouses

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    2. "Dime con quien andas, y te diré quien eres."

      (tell me who you walk with and i'll tell you who you are)

      An old Spanish proverb...

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  80. Anonymous11:06 PM

    why is everyone calling todd a bully and a pimp? I don't like him or his family but these comments are pretty low if they're not true.

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