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"Who hired this goofy looking, old mother-fucker?"
WTF is he doing here? Shouldn't he be out campaigning?
If this is a police lineup, the old white dude is your guy.
love the eye action on the fellow on the rightI bet he ordered, white riceno meatwhite cheesewhite onionsno sauce..........too spicyoh the pain of it all,now I might have to get Chipolte to eat while watching the debates tonight.
"You think I'd really vote for THIS GUY?"
Captions:guess how many in the photo have green cards!the man on the left looks pained as does the third person from the left!Love the dude on the right....."WTF who dis white dude, whys he hangin' at the "C"
Wasn't this old dude a Mexican last week?
Yep, Anony 6:46, you get first place.
Just what I was thinking. Where has his "suntan" gone?
Which one of these people is unemployed, struggles along on retirement pay from overseas???
Yep! You win! Perfect!
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Does this guy think we're actually gonna vote for him?
We have to train THIS motherf-er?
Is THIS my new boss?
OK, fine, I'll be in the picture with this guy as long as you give me overtime pay for it as promised. However, if he starts singing "Who Let The Dogs Out," I am leaving and never coming back.
"Quick take the picture! This creepy white Mormon scares the **** out of me!""He doesn't know about the 'special ingredient' I put in his burrito.""The shirt... my eyes, my eyes!"
" I betcha if I poke him he'll squeal and run away"
How do you know they are in the 47 percent? According to this article http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19724319/restaurant-worker-goes-wide-eyed-for-romney, Marty Arps doesn't know yet who he'll vote for.
this fool thinks he's at chic-fil-a.
look who stepped out of the car elevator.
yo, this cracker just offered me the rest of his sandwich and hot coco.
$50 to pose for a picture with you, hell ya.
whoa, he said his kitchen at home was twice this size.
not me.....he's the father of bristols new baby, mama is the one that likes black di*k.
"Are you a mother Consuela? Doesn't this job just give you self-esteem?" "You see, single mother's need work for self-esteem while multi-millionaire wives like mine need the honored Title of Mom."
"You know, when I get elected I'm deporting all of you."
[Shouts the world to Mitt] We don't believe you!
Steve's signature "Ask Steve" segment becomes "Ask Steve and The First Lady" when she surprises the audience and pitches in to help a viewer with a difficult question.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwl_JHtpvS4&feature=channel&list=ULhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJ2xCN6rvs&feature=channel&list=ULhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZnh6uKQqSw&feature=channel&list=ULhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rG4hIZUqk&feature=channel&list=UL
Oh shit! Ain't this the dude who fires EVERYBODY!
Unfortunate Staging Of Romney At Wings Over The Rockies Air Museum Rally Makes For Viral Photo http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/03/unfortunate-staging-of-ro_n_1935743.html
Just got this email- I think it is on the internet- or soon will be. The original sender's name is removed, but they must work at the store where this picture was taken. It's hard to believe! Mitt Romney must be a little out of touch, and I'm glad he's not my boss! Here it is-"Check it out! This asshole stopped by our store and was acting like a presidential candidate. He asked some stupid questions like "Do you really wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? Doesn't that waste time you could be making profits?" And I'm thinking: "Just bring your burrito right over here for some 'special sauce.' We thought it was like Punk'd cause it was soooo bad it had to be an act. And THEN he told us "Soon, my friends, you'll be taking it in the ass just like Chipolte's tomato pickers." We were all like WTF? What's wrong with you asshole! Then he laughed and said he was joking, just practicing his zingers. And we were all like haha. funny. Then we remembered how we will zing his majic underwear wearin' sorry ass November 6.After these fools left we found out the WORST PART. Breandan got fired! In back when he was introduced to some of the employees this jerky says to Breandan "You look like the only Irish worker here, they must have taken the No Irish Need Apply signs down. (And Maria says he was laughing like Har Har- like a cat coughing up a hairball.) Breandan was sooo pissed he says "That's right! I'm Irish. My mother and father were both named Seamus! On St. Patrick's Day we all sing Who Let The Dogs Out!" And this Mitt Romney says: "One of the 47% or 48% in love with the Kenyan! Fire Him! Maybe you need one of those No Irish signs after all. I'm not joking. Zing his sorry ass right out the door."OMG. Like where do they come from??? These people need to stay away! Breandan needs a job now :-( XXXXX"This is what I (not the Chipolte workers) think. We need to remember Seamus and send Mitt back to his yachts and car elevators. Where he can hack up zingers at Ann and trip his daughters in law whenever he wants.
Who just cut the cheese?
Some of his best friends own villas at the beach in Mexico.
Off camera:There I got two Mexs a woman and a black all in one shot. Win!
Is Willard wearing a flak jacket or bullet proof vest? A shot above the neck wouldn't hit anything functional. Seems like the vest is only covering 53% of his torso.
"A shot above the neck wouldn't hit anything functional." Ha! That's too funny! You made my day!
Oh my Lord. . .“I’m a Honey Boo Boo fan, definitely,” she told Inside Edition. “More power to her for having such a successful show.”Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/bristol-palin-loves-honey-boo-boo-article-1.1172873#ixzz28FlXJfPY
Can't really think of a good one, but I'm sure Mittens is thinking "I've got to get my launderer to burn this shirt"
Stephanie Cutter on Tonight's Presidential Debate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eqgnG-9FCg&feature=channel&list=UL
He's the dude who dropped off the box labeled "Refalca" that we're gonna use in our new Refalca Tacos!
That's hilarious! The Mittster thinks Chipotle is a Mexican restaurant. They have a good fast food menu, but it's not a Mexican restaurant.
Are you guys illegals? I can't take pictures with illegals, I'm running for office for Pete's sake.Jeeves, pass the Purell.
Where did you get those neat black shirts? Some of my friends are Chipotle Mexican Grill franchise owners!
Hey amigo, where's the tan you had last week?
Roll a turd in powdered sugar- it's still a turd!
Romney's smile makes him look like he's straining with a tuff BM.
Guess which one is the alien.
Errrrrmerrrrrrgerrrrrrd!! Mirt Rermner!
Oh look, Tables and chairs! I love the tables and chairs here, they're all the appropriate size!I love Cipolte, he was my favorite on "My Three Sons", what a family orientated show!
Don't feed the trolls! It just goes directly to their thighs.