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Wednesday, October 03, 2012
Mitt Romney just hanging with the 47%.
"OMGD! Look how white these Mormons are!"
This is a picture of Mitt the Twit visiting a Chipotle Mexican Grill.
I think this calls for a caption contest don't you?
love the eye action on the fellow on the right I bet he ordered, white rice no meat white cheese white onions no sauce..........too spicy oh the pain of it all, now I might have to get Chipolte to eat while watching the debates tonight.
Captions: guess how many in the photo have green cards!
the man on the left looks pained as does the third person from the left! Love the dude on the right....."WTF who dis white dude, whys he hangin' at the "C"
OK, fine, I'll be in the picture with this guy as long as you give me overtime pay for it as promised. However, if he starts singing "Who Let The Dogs Out," I am leaving and never coming back.
How do you know they are in the 47 percent? According to this article http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19724319/restaurant-worker-goes-wide-eyed-for-romney, Marty Arps doesn't know yet who he'll vote for.
Steve's signature "Ask Steve" segment becomes "Ask Steve and The First Lady" when she surprises the audience and pitches in to help a viewer with a difficult question.
Just got this email- I think it is on the internet- or soon will be. The original sender's name is removed, but they must work at the store where this picture was taken. It's hard to believe! Mitt Romney must be a little out of touch, and I'm glad he's not my boss! Here it is-
"Check it out! This asshole stopped by our store and was acting like a presidential candidate. He asked some stupid questions like "Do you really wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? Doesn't that waste time you could be making profits?" And I'm thinking: "Just bring your burrito right over here for some 'special sauce.' We thought it was like Punk'd cause it was soooo bad it had to be an act.
And THEN he told us "Soon, my friends, you'll be taking it in the ass just like Chipolte's tomato pickers." We were all like WTF? What's wrong with you asshole! Then he laughed and said he was joking, just practicing his zingers. And we were all like haha. funny. Then we remembered how we will zing his majic underwear wearin' sorry ass November 6.
After these fools left we found out the WORST PART. Breandan got fired! In back when he was introduced to some of the employees this jerky says to Breandan "You look like the only Irish worker here, they must have taken the No Irish Need Apply signs down. (And Maria says he was laughing like Har Har- like a cat coughing up a hairball.) Breandan was sooo pissed he says "That's right! I'm Irish. My mother and father were both named Seamus! On St. Patrick's Day we all sing Who Let The Dogs Out!" And this Mitt Romney says: "One of the 47% or 48% in love with the Kenyan! Fire Him! Maybe you need one of those No Irish signs after all. I'm not joking. Zing his sorry ass right out the door."
OMG. Like where do they come from??? These people need to stay away! Breandan needs a job now :-( XXXXX"
This is what I (not the Chipolte workers) think.
We need to remember Seamus and send Mitt back to his yachts and car elevators. Where he can hack up zingers at Ann and trip his daughters in law whenever he wants.
Is Willard wearing a flak jacket or bullet proof vest? A shot above the neck wouldn't hit anything functional. Seems like the vest is only covering 53% of his torso.
"Who hired this goofy looking, old mother-fucker?"
ReplyDeleteWTF is he doing here? Shouldn't he be out campaigning?
ReplyDeleteIf this is a police lineup, the old white dude is your guy.
ReplyDeletelove the eye action on the fellow on the right
ReplyDeleteI bet he ordered,
white rice
no meat
white cheese
white onions
no sauce..........too spicy
oh the pain of it all,
now I might have to get Chipolte to eat while watching the debates tonight.
"You think I'd really vote for THIS GUY?"
ReplyDeleteCaptions:
ReplyDeleteguess how many in the photo have green cards!
the man on the left looks pained as does the third person from the left!
Love the dude on the right....."WTF who dis white dude, whys he hangin' at the "C"
Wasn't this old dude a Mexican last week?
ReplyDeleteWINNER!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteYep, Anony 6:46, you get first place.
DeleteJust what I was thinking. Where has his "suntan" gone?
DeleteWhich one of these people is unemployed, struggles along on retirement pay from overseas???
DeleteYep! You win! Perfect!
DeleteWho let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
ReplyDeleteDoes this guy think we're actually gonna vote for him?
ReplyDeleteWe have to train THIS motherf-er?
ReplyDeleteIs THIS my new boss?
ReplyDeleteOK, fine, I'll be in the picture with this guy as long as you give me overtime pay for it as promised. However, if he starts singing "Who Let The Dogs Out," I am leaving and never coming back.
ReplyDelete"Quick take the picture! This creepy white Mormon scares the **** out of me!"
ReplyDelete"He doesn't know about the 'special ingredient' I put in his burrito."
"The shirt... my eyes, my eyes!"
" I betcha if I poke him he'll squeal and run away"
ReplyDeleteHow do you know they are in the 47 percent? According to this article http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19724319/restaurant-worker-goes-wide-eyed-for-romney, Marty Arps doesn't know yet who he'll vote for.
ReplyDeletethis fool thinks he's at chic-fil-a.
ReplyDeletelook who stepped out of the car elevator.
ReplyDeleteyo, this cracker just offered me the rest of his sandwich and hot coco.
ReplyDelete$50 to pose for a picture with you, hell ya.
ReplyDeletewhoa, he said his kitchen at home was twice this size.
ReplyDeletenot me.....he's the father of bristols new baby, mama is the one that likes black di*k.
ReplyDelete"Are you a mother Consuela? Doesn't this job just give you self-esteem?"
ReplyDelete"You see, single mother's need work for self-esteem while multi-millionaire wives like mine need the honored Title of Mom."
"You know, when I get elected I'm deporting all of you."
ReplyDelete[Shouts the world to Mitt] We don't believe you!
ReplyDeleteSteve's signature "Ask Steve" segment becomes "Ask Steve and The First Lady" when she surprises the audience and pitches in to help a viewer with a difficult question.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwl_JHtpvS4&feature=channel&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJ2xCN6rvs&feature=channel&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZnh6uKQqSw&feature=channel&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rG4hIZUqk&feature=channel&list=UL
Oh shit! Ain't this the dude who fires EVERYBODY!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunate Staging Of Romney At Wings Over The Rockies Air Museum Rally Makes For Viral Photo
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/03/unfortunate-staging-of-ro_n_1935743.html
Just got this email- I think it is on the internet- or soon will be. The original sender's name is removed, but they must work at the store where this picture was taken. It's hard to believe! Mitt Romney must be a little out of touch, and I'm glad he's not my boss! Here it is-
ReplyDelete"Check it out! This asshole stopped by our store and was acting like a presidential candidate. He asked some stupid questions like "Do you really wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? Doesn't that waste time you could be making profits?" And I'm thinking: "Just bring your burrito right over here for some 'special sauce.' We thought it was like Punk'd cause it was soooo bad it had to be an act.
And THEN he told us "Soon, my friends, you'll be taking it in the ass just like Chipolte's tomato pickers." We were all like WTF? What's wrong with you asshole! Then he laughed and said he was joking, just practicing his zingers. And we were all like haha. funny. Then we remembered how we will zing his majic underwear wearin' sorry ass November 6.
After these fools left we found out the WORST PART. Breandan got fired! In back when he was introduced to some of the employees this jerky says to Breandan "You look like the only Irish worker here, they must have taken the No Irish Need Apply signs down. (And Maria says he was laughing like Har Har- like a cat coughing up a hairball.) Breandan was sooo pissed he says "That's right! I'm Irish. My mother and father were both named Seamus! On St. Patrick's Day we all sing Who Let The Dogs Out!" And this Mitt Romney says: "One of the 47% or 48% in love with the Kenyan! Fire Him! Maybe you need one of those No Irish signs after all. I'm not joking. Zing his sorry ass right out the door."
OMG. Like where do they come from??? These people need to stay away! Breandan needs a job now :-( XXXXX"
This is what I (not the Chipolte workers) think.
We need to remember Seamus and send Mitt back to his yachts and car elevators. Where he can hack up zingers at Ann and trip his daughters in law whenever he wants.
Who just cut the cheese?
ReplyDeleteSome of his best friends own villas at the beach in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteYup!
DeleteOff camera:
ReplyDeleteThere I got two Mexs a woman and a black all in one shot. Win!
Is Willard wearing a flak jacket or bullet proof vest? A shot above the neck wouldn't hit anything functional. Seems like the vest is only covering 53% of his torso.
ReplyDelete"A shot above the neck wouldn't hit anything functional." Ha! That's too funny! You made my day!
DeleteOh my Lord. . .
ReplyDelete“I’m a Honey Boo Boo fan, definitely,” she told Inside Edition. “More power to her for having such a successful show.”
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/bristol-palin-loves-honey-boo-boo-article-1.1172873#ixzz28FlXJfPY
Can't really think of a good one, but I'm sure Mittens is thinking "I've got to get my launderer to burn this shirt"
ReplyDeleteStephanie Cutter on Tonight's Presidential Debate
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eqgnG-9FCg&feature=channel&list=UL
He's the dude who dropped off the box labeled "Refalca" that we're gonna use in our new Refalca Tacos!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! The Mittster thinks Chipotle is a Mexican restaurant. They have a good fast food menu, but it's not a Mexican restaurant.
ReplyDeleteAre you guys illegals? I can't take pictures with illegals, I'm running for office for Pete's sake.
ReplyDeleteJeeves, pass the Purell.
Where did you get those neat black shirts? Some of my friends are Chipotle Mexican Grill franchise owners!
ReplyDeleteHey amigo, where's the tan you had last week?
ReplyDeleteRoll a turd in powdered sugar- it's still a turd!
ReplyDeleteRomney's smile makes him look like he's straining with a tuff BM.
ReplyDeleteGuess which one is the alien.
ReplyDeleteErrrrrmerrrrrrgerrrrrrd!! Mirt Rermner!
ReplyDeleteOh look, Tables and chairs! I love the tables and chairs here, they're all the appropriate size!
ReplyDeleteI love Cipolte, he was my favorite on "My Three Sons", what a family orientated show!