Bristol Palin's final DWTS "performance." Clearly she never learned a thing. Update!

I actually have mixed feelings about Mark Ballas, since in many ways he is now a Palin enabler, but I do feel sorry for him watching as he dances like a madman while essentially dragging a wet bag of sand across the stage.

And all Bristol can manage is to shake her breasts which was essentially the first thing she ever learned in order to cover for her lack of ability. In other words not a single thing has changed.

This clip also includes Pamela Anderson who I think is a pretty poor dancer as well, however next to "Bristol the misfiring Pistol" she looks positively acrobatic. (Check out her high kicks, and then imagine Bristol throwing her leg up like that. You know without the benefit of wine coolers.)

Really the best thing about this performance is that it will be the LAST one of Bristol's shuffling, off rhythm, zombie walks that we will have to suffer through, as even the obviously learning disabled DWTS producers must by now realize that she is simply an embarrassment to the show, to the producers, and to the very idea of dance.

P.S. Just for comparison sake here is the opening number which features all of this season's contestants. Don't worry it is easy to pick Palin out of the crowd, she is the one that appears to be on life support.

Update: Huffington Post has a short blurb on Bristol's appearance and a picture.

"I'm definitely in better shape than I was last time, definitely. I'm just more active and I cut all the crap out of my diet! It's that simple," she told Us Weekly in September. "And my kid's a lot more rowdy, a lot more active. I'm running after him a lot! He's huge! He thinks he's a teenager already." 

Sarah Palin's daughter also has a new rumored love interest: snowmobiler Joey Junker, 30, who is also from Alaska.

So essentially BP is still claiming that the weight difference from her last appearance is due solely to cutting the "crap" out of her diet and chasing her son around. A workout regime that has worked wonders for many a young mother. Yeah right!

Gee I imagine that the weight loss book that the family is writing will only be two or three pages long then.

Chapter One: Don't eat crap!

Chapter Two: Chase a small boy around.

Chapter Three: Pay me for this advice!

Update 2: When the Palins DO write that weight loss book, they might not want to have any pictures like this included.

Not to be judgmental, but perhaps Bristol needs to convince Tripp to run up and down a couple of flights of stairs, so she can chase him and firm up those all important gluteus maximus muscles. You know, since HE'S her only identified source of exercise.