I recognize her voice and remember posting one of her videos quite a long time ago, but cannot find it right now. However hearing this might cause some of you to have a deja vu moment as well.
"Do you wnat to call me unhinged, I am, you'd be right"
Understatement of the decade!
Well we wondered how the Palin supporters would be handling this victory of Obama's and now we know.
By the way this lunatic's name is Shelly Dankert and she even has her own blog. But you might want to take a stiff drink before taking the plunge. It's scary!
Update: Okay believe it or not I think that Stephen Colbert opened his show last night with a parody of this lunatic. Go ahead see for yourself and tell me if I'm wrong.
Ooooooh, I remember her! Isn't she in Nebraska?
ReplyDeleteSo fitting! On of Baldy's Tard's like Krusty! They are all Batshit crazy!
DeleteAll of 'em, any of 'em!
Just like Baldy! Crazy. Wow. They are poster people for abortion, retroactive abortion.
In bred in the the flippin gene pool. Hopefully they will all meth out a la Breitfart!
Fuck.
Whoa.... somebody has some anger management issues. I do hope this person doesn't have a job involving contact with the elderly or children.
ReplyDeleteWon't these folks ever accept the idea that in a DEMOCRACY, we all (supposedly) get to have our input and the majority rules? For them, the system only "works" when it works in their favor. At least we have a President who understands that even these people have the right to express their opinions and be heard.
16 minutes in- and LOL!
ReplyDelete"Apparently Liberals are better at sharing" indeed.
Someone, get a copy of this and save it so when she sobers up and takes it down, we can keep it!
My stomach hurts from laughing at this..and I'm only half way through!!.. she is a role model for all the Teabaggers....
ReplyDelete"I don't have children, I live alone..." I think I can understand why....thanks for posting..
Uhhhh. That was scary in so many interesting ways.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she's not a birther . . . .Otherwise--I got nothing but
crazy from the poor thing.
Oh my, she seems a tad upset. :)
ReplyDeleteLicense plate on her car is "S Palin"
ReplyDeleteNow you know who sends SarahPAC money.
Sure hope the CIA and the FBI know about this piece of work. WOW.
ReplyDeleteAs sad as it was to listen to an unhinged soul fueled up on butterscotch schnapps and cheese dip, I can see that she genuinely represents the voice of many of those who maintain allegiance to the likes of Palin, Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, et al.
ReplyDeleteThe recent election was their Waterloo and facing that fact has made them even more crazy.
And we know where she gets her info from, Fox News. She posts shots from their website and obviously states their many ridiculous talking points again and again....
DeleteHere's what it says on her youtube channel page:
ReplyDelete"About shellymicAB's channel
If you need to agree with 100% of everything I post, this isn't the place for you. I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. & my uploads vary. I'm a Conservative & the majority of my uploads consist of politically-themed videos in which the subjects vary. I'm a Sarah Palin supporter, a Newt hater, a Romney basher (to a point), & a storm-chasing wanna-be. If u subbed & see a video that u don't like, just ignore them, don't unsubscribe, something will come along that u'll like.
If u r unable 2 post on my videos it's because u've been a jerk, either on 1 of my videos, or on some1 else's. I don't have time 4 those who only want 2 name-call & waste people's time. There r plenty of other channels u can troll & show everyone else how "smart" u r. Not on my channel.
If you'd like to come over to my blog to leave a nasty comment, call me a name or threaten me, well, I'll block you there too. However, if you're up for a civilized, intelligent discussion, I'm happy to oblige u."
"... nasty comment, call me a name or threaten me..."
DeleteUnder these terms I think she should consider blocking herself..... or upping the meds.....
Aha, self-diagnosed ADD, so she's abusing Adderall. Kind of fits the profile. She doesn't really have ADD, takes the Adderall and instead of "normalizing her" she gets completely amped! Maybe this is who Sarah gets hers from.
DeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteButterscotch Schnapps? Cheap beer? Ciggs? Cheese dip? Childless? Obese? Lush "Junkie" Rimbaugh fan? Conspiracy Nut? Anti-Google? Anti-YouTube? Friendless? Lives alone? Palin fan? Breitbart fan? Produced a 1.5 hour Breitbart fan video? Chemtrails? Benghazi? Birthers? Muslim friendly? Painted Turtle Races? Black Liberal Theologian based in Marxism? Epistemic Closure? Mental issues?
ReplyDeleteYes! Lean back and snack on this delicious dead soul of wing nut!
Chemtrails are real.
DeleteThey made her nuts.
Sorry, couldn't listen to anymore than a few seconds of this tirade as she seems to be just another sad, delusional soul with absolutely no self-awareness.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, 41 years old, no kids, lives alone.
ReplyDeleteGee, what a surprise!
I did not hear this earlier, because I could not quite make myself listen beyond a certain point, but at 11:47 she turns on Palin.
ReplyDeleteYou know the part of this that is kind of interesting is that after many years of labeling these people as lunatics, shut ins, and substance abusers, here we come to find out we were actually dead on all the way.
exactly the kind of palinbot that could come after the skank palin after the fact
Deleteluv it
She reminds me of the very angry woman who decided she was pissed off at the world and drove her car into a nice little family who was out for a Sunday walk, killing them. Her reason? She was MAD.
ReplyDeleteWow!! That there is some full strength crazy! An Everclear-martini-level of crazy - neat, with no water back!!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a movie I saw a little while back about serial killer Aileen Wuornos. When Wuornos got upset she sounded a lot like Dankert.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114304
Sad. Just sad. I couldn't even laugh, b/c this person is so repulsive...as in, actually repelling me away from her.
ReplyDeleteAnd her vote counts as much as mine? oy vey.
O/T
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/11/07/f-rfa-macdonald-hopey-changey.html#socialcomments
"Tea Party queen Sarah Palin has an amusing taunt she's been flinging at Barack Obama for years: "So," she'd chirp with a smile, "how's all that hopey-changey stuff workin' out for ya, Mr. President?"
The answer, if Obama bothered to reply, now appears to be "Surprisingly well, thank you."
(He might add: "And how's all that guns-and-religion-and-abortion stuff working out for you, madam?" The answer to that is, um, it just cost Republicans the Senate and maybe the White House, too.)"
It's easy to see that her emotional quotient as well as her intelligence quotient are both in the single digits. Sorry to see she's carrying on the republican tradition.
ReplyDeleteHere's your original post regarding Shelly:
ReplyDeletehttp://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/12/
sarah-palin-supporter-records-herself.html
Her video has since been disabled but your blog post and our comments from Dec. 4, 2011 are great!
All the old links are probably broken. She must ignore copyright takedown notices on a regular basis.
Delete"Sarah Palin's Iowa Earthqu..."
The YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement.
Sorry about that.
lol
She claims that Google threw her off both Blogger and Youtube. They probably got tired of calling the plumber to remove the batshit clogs in their tubes.
That video is hilarious but kind of sad at the same time.
ReplyDeleteWhile flipping through the channels last night I happen to come across "Conservative Voices On The Election Results" on C-Span. I was OMG-ing because I couldn't believe some of the things they were saying. They are blaming Obama's election on the Republicans compromising TOO much. Then I realized the speakers are Tea Party Patriots and constitutional conservatives. Their plan is to take over the Republican party and they seem to believe that Republican failure has only made them stronger. They sound like they are straight out of C4P I kid you not - apparently delusional "patients" are still on the loose - the types who donate to Christine O'Donnell, Sharon Angle, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck etc. These people are worth keeping an eye on to watch what they are planning/doing if not just for the entertainment value but for the next mid-term elections and any damage they might inflict.
http://www.c-span.org/Events/C-SPAN-Event/10737435639/
-Colleen
Colleen, I agree that it I crucial to keep an eye on these extremists. Laughing at their derangement is fine (and unavoidable), but to ignore them is foolish.
DeleteThe kid that shot at Gabby was clearly not in his right mind if he had to be forced to take the anti psychotics, so I don't think it's a bad idea to keep an eye on people who act nutz.
DeleteI watched a rebroadcast of the CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) coverage Tuesday night. Pat Robertson, some reporter at rMONEY central, talk about BS puffery and then EATING their BS within the hour!
DeleteThey were worried about the Latino vote, but still CLUELESS about their disaster.
Jesus Henry Christ! What the fuck is that??? I won't even give this fuckin' moron the benefit of a click! Insane begets insane; lock this loon in a rubber room with that other loon she worships with a pair of sledgehammers, and see who comes out alive!
ReplyDeleteOMG Gryphen, to think that our country is populated with these lunatics, who follow Queen Loony is just downright scary!
ReplyDeleteShelly was one of the people behind the Palin Earthquake movement. Poor thing...
ReplyDeleteNope, beg to differ. I think he's channeling Paul Ryan, going to hell, after the loss. The hat on backwards, eating junk food and getting all fat. I love the almost pictureless video of Sheryll freakout, but this is most certainly Ryan.
ReplyDeleteDay 2 Ted Nugent death watch. C'mon Ted, Man Up!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid if you are expecting draft-dodging Ted to keep a commitment, you are doomed to disappointment.
DeleteLOL was that a video of Ted in drag or his twin sister? I wonder if Ted was pooping in his pants when he had this twitter meltdown over the election:
Delete"NRA board member and musician Ted Nugent went on an angry Twitter tirade, on Wednesday morning, against Obama voters calling them "pimps" and "whores."
Nugent accused Obama voters of supporting a president who can “destroy America" and falsely claimed that President Obama "demands the hardest workers porvide" for people who do not work.
Nugent tweeted in part:
Goodluk America u just voted for economic & spiritual suicide. Soulless fools.
Pimps whores & welfare brats & their soulless supporters hav a president to destroy America.
So Obama still demands the hardest workers provide for the nonwotkers. Shared opportunitiesmy *ss.
What subhuman varmint believes others must pay for their obesity booze cellphones birthcontrol abortions & lives."
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/politics/2012-election/ted-nugent-attacks-obama-voters-angry-twitter-rant-pimps-and-whores
I love what a commenter said there.
David Charles - Hey Ted! You said that you would either be dead or in jail shortly after Obama was reelected. As righteous as it would be to see you as some "pimp's" prison honey, I waqnt you to seriously consider the other alternative.
-Colleen
OK. I know my question will be inappropriate - but I would like to know - is that really her mouth or is the photo touched-up?
ReplyDeleteOne more question - In the title of the article are the letters NSFW. I have seen that at other times but don't know what it means. Thanks.
Pat Padrnos
Pat, I think those are fake costume teeth, as if for Halloween or Mardi Gras. NSFW means "not safe for work".
Deletenot suitable for work - in other words, don't watch where other people can see it :)
DeletePat,
DeleteI don't know about the teeth - hope they are fake! But, NSFW is shorthand for "Not Safe For Work" or select other social situations, e.g., kids present, etc.
Vero Guy
Hi Pat, NSFW: Not Suitable For Work. Warns you it might not be a good idea to click on it at work.
DeleteNSFW means Not Safe for Work. As for her mouth, I'd like to think that's photoshop, otherwise I'd say she's still evolving.
DeleteI don't know a lot of these internet acronyms and words either. I google the word and "urban dictionary". If there is something I need to know, that finds it:-)
DeleteShe's probably wearing Billy Bob teeth. Quite a variety available at this website:
Deletehttp://www.faketeeth.net/servlet/Search?category=Billy+Bob+Teeth
This crazy whore needs to stay drunk and the shelter needs to come save the 47 cats she lives with.
ReplyDeleteLOL That was my first impression, she's probably a "hoarder" reject and has cats, lots and lots of cats... and I want the SPCA to save those critters.
DeletePro-Paylin-tuber seems good moniker.
ReplyDeleteSaw this yesterday when someone left a link to it on another thread here. The video is hilarious and had my husband and I roaring, but after awhile it did get tedious. And sad. Watched long enough to hear her turn on Palin though. Palin is going to have to watch her back. Her fans are deranged to begin with, and a lot of them are going to be turning on her.
ReplyDeleteI have long argued that Palin will be cannibalized. C4P will disappear in a matter of months.
DeleteOh, I forgot to add that when I saw Colbert last night, I had the same thought - he's parodying that crazy Palin fan's video!
ReplyDeleteI hope those teeth are fakes......
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Shelley's remaining friends need to make sure she hasn't hurt herself....in a way other than posting her batshit crazy rant for the world to see.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she linked to the Let's Roll... To a STOP! protest?
ReplyDeleteEYE BLEACH STAT!!!! OMG, what has been seen cannot be unseen!!
ReplyDeleteVero Guy
She sounds like Misery's Annie Wilkes and her cockadoodie car rant.
ReplyDeleteI was just getting ready to say that Kathy Bates can play her in the movie version of her meltdown :-)
DeleteMs. Dankert,
ReplyDeleteWe Canadians would love to have you over for tea, progressive thinking, and proper beer.
You know, it's also my guess is that you are some broke-ass rube who would rather have some White zealot rape you of your net worth and liberties than a Black man who's policies my spare you from the bankruptcy of a lung transplant.
Enjoy the rest of your life. I know that you've made me appreciate the joy in my own existence that much more.
That's probably about the best picture of Sarah Palin you've ever posted G.
ReplyDeleteI goddamned love this. I just have it on in the background while I surf twitter et al. Hysterical!
ReplyDeletewait. Are those her real teeth?
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteshe sounds like carol Burnett, doesn't she?
Is Carol punking us?
A little poem for conservatives:
ReplyDeleteWhen things don't go your way
film your temper tantrum
and make a Democrat's day!
Oh my, I'd hate to be the one to clean off her microphone! Sweet Shelly WILL end up in a tower with a rifle, I'm afraid. Got that feeling when I heard her in the first video I saw (the one where she's screeching back to a video of someone who looked about as mentally unbalanced as she is when Sarah announced she wasn't running for President). And we though we were kidding about Sarah's devoted fans munchin' on paint chips...could you imagine the Queen coming into direct contact with this "human"?
ReplyDeletePS--I'm pretty sure she was kicked out of the Sea awhile back.
I'm fairly certain that if Miss Shelly ever met Sarah in person, she'd hump her leg.
DeleteAre we certain this isn't "actress" Victoria Jackson? She had a meltdown on twitter that night which resembles this one.
ReplyDeleteNot unless she owns tons of voice-processing software. Victoria is incapable of producing any other voice than her trademark one that sounds like a five year old.
DeleteIt's weird because even though at this point it's abundantly clear she is legit teabag, I just can't shake this strange compulsion to suspect she's about to admit she's been pranking them all along. Even though all logic, reason and empirical evidence says it ain't possible.
I mean, it's just like if Borat had turned out to be a real guy...
Dear God,
ReplyDeleteI don't ask for much, but I would very much like to see this lady and Ted Nugent hook up. Chances are that one or both of them would not survive the relationship and the entire planet would benefit.
Thanks,
Have a nice day
Ha! She's disabled comments and ratings on her video. When I first saw it, there were only 300 views, and now her nonsense has been enjoyed and laughed at by 250,000 viewers.
ReplyDeleteJust so we know, she blames: Libertarians, Sarah Palin, liberals (of course), Ron Paul & Gary Johnson supporters, her facebook friends, her blog readers, and anyone who didn't "share" her whacked-out opinion posts for fear of offending their liberal friends.
The sad fact is, she's really mad at herself and projecting that anger on others. She's mad that she wasted so much time and (negative) energy on being a "bitch" (her words). She could have spent that time canvassing her neighborhood or volunteering at her local Romney phone bank... but I guess they don't allow cigarettes, queso and butterscotch schnapps there. She took the lazy road and only has herself to blame.
I'm proud to say, and you can believe me or not--- I don't care--- that I trolled the hell out of this woman, leading to all of this.
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome.
Holy shit! Laughed my ass off.
ReplyDeleteIt's Rafalca, Mitt's Human Horse.
ReplyDeleteListened to a minute or two. Boooring! Ex Cat
ReplyDeleteThis is basically what I picture as "normal" in the big house on the dead lake. The only difference is, if Shelly could afford a ghostwriter, she'd be a best selling book writer, have speaking engagements and get asked to do reality shows and DWTS.
ReplyDeleteShe's self diagnosed ADHD, has chips and dip for supper, smokes generic cigarettes, and drinks hard liquor.
What's not to like?
Start listening at 12 minutes, I accidentally did. She starts busting on Sarah Palin...
ReplyDeleteAs I sit here with my coffee laughing my ass off! Wow, we are very divided but we have just a few more on our side! Education, education education! Cannot stress this enough, without it the crazies win!
ReplyDelete