Saturday, December 01, 2012

After a somewhat long lengthy absence, the Creature from the Dead Lake in Wasilla once again rises up to terrorize the elderly audience at Fox News. Update!

Click look of constipation to play video. (Link goes to YouTube video, not Fox,)
There is an old saying, "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone." I used to think that was mean spirited thing to say about certain people, but since repeatedly watching Sarah Palin frothing at the mouth as she attacks President Obama at every turn, I think it was a phrase written especially for people like her.

Palin has now been reduced to the ugliest, most vicious, most consistently rabid attack dog in the Fox News kennel, and they take her off her chain every time they need someone eviscerated in a way that the other dogs find distasteful.

Whatever "beauty" she may have once possessed has fallen away to be replaced by the snarling visage of a creature so consumed with jealousy and spitefulness that her every word drips with corrosive venom. In other words she is the PERFECT manifestation to the Right Wing after the 2012 election.

And today she is joined in those attacks by Greta who chimes in with the intensity of a jilted lover cattily discussing her ex-husband's many failings with yet another of his jilted ex-wives over a bottle of wine and some Mallomars.

Today's topic? Pretty much everything about that damn Obama that pisses them both off! Starting off with his defense of Susan Rice.

After all how DARE he win an election and then act like he won that election!

Greta: "There are some who think that Ambassador Susan Rice is not being criticized for her performance but for reasons rooted in sexism. Your thoughts?"

Sarah "So grateful that anybody cares what I think" Palin: " Oh I guess they reach very far for an argument like that saying this is...what in the heck does this have to do with gender? Or skin color? Or anything else? This has to do with competency and Susan Rice's handling of Libya has been part and parcel with the Obama administrations handling of Libya, which has been appalling.
It's been atrocious. And it's really indicative of a lack of competency and truthfulness, and certainly transparency in the entire Obama administration. It has nothing to do with her gender."

Greta then turns the tables on the Wasilla Wendigo by asserting that there IS sexism, but that the sexism has resulted in a Rice being held to a "lower standard" due to her gender which Van Susteren finds insulting. SHE wants Rice raked over the coals for daring to stick to the unclassified talking points rather than to commit treason by sharing unclassified information with the American people. The bitch!

And of course Elvira's homely sister agrees: "Yeah I agree, and still to this day, no apology, no clear explanation to the people of America as it pertains to what really happened there in Benghazi. And, again just a..the illustration, I think the prime example of the lack of transparency, and honesty, that is exemplified in the Obama administration. Very sad."

Okay let me interject here. The Obama administration HAS completely explained what happened in Benghazi, even going so far as to have Susan Rice meet with the Senators that are leading this obvious witch hunt, and they have STILL claimed that there is something being kept from them! If the Republicans and Fox News had a brain cell between them they would drop this Benghazi thing since pretty much everybody who is NOT a Fox News viewer knows full well this is simply a political hatchet job.

The "twisted sisters in vitriol" go on for several more minutes about Benghazi and their frustration that somehow all of the information, and explanations, shared by the Obama administration has not exposed the smoking gun they need to destroy the President, before Greta finally voices the thing that REALLY gets her granny panties in a twist.

Van "Sucks to be Palin's friend": "Well the dirty little secret in Washington, on both sides of the aisle is though that know you will lose access if you have to use good judgement. I am not saying you have to sell your soul to the administration but some people have to...

The idea of journalistic ethics and restraint COMPLETELY pisses Palin off, and she interrupts before Greta can stop sputtering: "So what though? So what? So what if you lose access to Obama? You know why? you know why people don't want to lose..I mean..I..the American people don't care if a reporter isn't going to have access TO the Obama administration, because of what's coming back as a result of HAVING that privileged powerful access is this lack of transparency, it's more confusion, more uncertainty, and it's LIES! So why in the world would a reporter be concerned about whether they were going to get more of that fed to them, those lies, the uncertainty, answers to so many question being asked? I wouldn't care about having that access when you know what the result is."

A couple of things. First exactly WHAT kind of degree did Palin claim to have received in college? Second, when it comes to "lies" and "murky answers" did she pay ANY attention to the Bush administration for eight years? And third, WHY in he hell does anybody ask this dipshit ANYTHING?

However this exchange fires Greta up, and she immediately cuts loose with HER current pet peeve about Fox not getting the same access to administration briefings and information that other, actual news organizations are getting.

Greta "No irony here" Van Susteren: "I'm with you. Look what's happened just with this Benghazi investigation. State Department did a conference call and conveniently left Fox news off when they wanted to brief them the day before their people went to Capital Hill.  The CIA had a briefing and guess what news organization was left out? Fox News channel. Then a memo was released, which I think it was intelligence DNI and who didn't get the memo? Fox News. And what they don't realize is that the other news organizations will eventually give it to us. So I mean that's the irony of it. but I mean they are trying to punish Fox because we dare to ask them questions, and all we are asking questions are wast are the facts on four murders? and the more you try to hide it the more...when 71 days, drags to 72 days, drags to 73 days and we're still not getting the answer, it's REASONABLE to be suspicious that you're trying to hide something. So tell us and that will end it." (Actually the administration knows full well that the other news organizations are going to share the information with Fox News. The point is not to deny them access, it is to send a message that they will ONLY get it second hand if they continue to attack the administration unfairly. Which is something a REAL journalist could probably piece together.)

You know I actually thought that the people at Fox must realize that they are working as an arm of the Republican party to attack the administration, and that they actually KNOW they are not practicing real journalism, but hearing Greta kind of makes me think that she has been brainwashed into believing that in fact Fox is the ONLY cable news outlet doing real investigative reporting and that all of the other news channels are simply working for the Obama administration. The cognitive dissonance in the above statement, is stunning and more than a little frightening to think that an entire cable station could be infected with that mindset, and that they have access to millions of Americans who truly believe they are watching news, and not propaganda, on their television sets.

There is more in this interview, including a truly ridiculous portion where Greta asks Palin (In all apparent seriousness) her opinion on the upcoming "fiscal cliff," which you are welcome to watch by clicking the link. If you are going to wade in I suggest that you have your rabies vaccination up to date and they you have a stress ball to squeeze or e3lse you might just put your coffee mug through your computer monitor. (I almost did.)

Update: Okay here is an interesting piece of information that I did not know, which was brought to my attention in the comments section by Kerry.

This courtesy of News Corpse:

Van Susteren fails to disclose that the State Department had previously explained why Fox was not included in previous briefings and press releases. It had nothing to do with punishment. The State Department distributed their information to news organizations that had reporters who were assigned to cover the department. Fox News has no such reporters so they didn’t get on the list. In fact, Fox has a shoe-string news operation that doesn’t concentrate on actual reporting. Most of their “news” assets are allocated to anchors, analysts, and pundits, who are not doing any bona fide journalism. In short, the State Department had no one to notify and they weren’t going to send notices to everyone with a Fox News email address. 

The administration would, nevertheless, be justified in bypassing Fox even if they did assign a reporter to the beat. Contrary to Van Susteren’s kvetching, Fox has not been “looking for facts” about the Benghazi attacks. Rather, they have been wallowing in speculation and wild conspiracy theories. Fox anchors and guests have dispensed absurd declarations that President Obama had deliberately allowed Ambassador Stevens to be murdered; that he personally ordered rescuers to stand down; that he refused requests for additional security (actually it was congress who voted to cut funding for embassy security); and that he could be subject to impeachment for unspecified high crimes and misdemeanors. 

Well that certainly provides some perspective.

Thanks Kerry!


  1. Anonymous7:11 AM

    Remember the Secret Service scandal? How fast they dropped that hot potato when it was revealed that Todd Palin is a pimp and supplied David Chaney with "Services" in 2008 on Bush's watch. When it comes out, McCain/Romney/Koch/Gellar were funding the movie/trailer the skanks will drop it like a hot potato.

    1. Anonymous3:50 PM

      "Just checkin her out!" Title of new porn movie staring Sarah Palin and Cheney... HOT!

  2. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Sounds like Sarah Palin got a contract renew (or a promise of one). Clothes, wig, hygiene, etc. all in order, so it looks like FOX is calling the shots (and other medications).

    As a mindless puppet, Sarah Palin is near perfect for FOX's purposes. ... Until they can get Mitt Romney prepped.

    1. Anonymous3:59 PM

      Well, it does look like she has redesigned the package.

      NO wig! WTF? Her character look, but wait... a return to the strings of hair hanging in her eyes - oh, those eyes! So sultry... heavy makeup, and that voice - before the screech - sultry also too.... No religious bling, And No Tickle ME Elmo bathrobe and off with the grinch green lighting... No, a bright firey orange city scape - so cosmopolitan She is now... Is Ailes impressed?

      Tune in....

  3. Anonymous7:37 AM

    Ha ha ha! Gryphen, this is one of your best posts. You really sum Palin up so perfectly. She is a complete and utter has-been. An abomination. She is a truly ugly person in all ways. If you look back at photos of her in 2008 is almost unbelievable how much she has changed. Her hatred is eating her alive. She is slipping down the dark hole of mental illness and it is almost sad to watch. Almost.

    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      Gryphen nailed it when he referred to her as "the Wasilla Wendigo". He's used the term before but the way she's been of late resonates with Basil Johnston's description (as quoted on Wikipedia): The Weendigo was gaunt to the point of emaciation, its desiccated skin pulled tautly over its bones. With its bones pushing out against its skin, its complexion the ash gray of death, and its eyes pushed back deep into their sockets, the Weendigo looked like a gaunt skeleton recently disinterred from the grave.

    2. Anonymous1:25 PM

      relegated to losers only friday nights with greta. is she is even worth blogging about anymore, except for for a true break in the fake pregnancy or maybe an upcoming arrest?

      thinking no here, laughing at her stupidity isnt even that satisfying anymore.

  4. Anonymous7:47 AM

    I don't want to wade into what Palin says about the fiscal cliff. I heard Hannity the other night saying Obama is not a leader re:fiscal cliff and Obama is going to Hawaii for 20 days implying Obama is taking off instead of showing leadership. Hannity stated Obama is doing this wrong speaking to the public treating it like a campaign.

    I smiled at the last criticisim because the public is being informed by Obama where he stands on Bush tax cuts.

  5. jcinco7:50 AM

    wait, what is she wearing? looks like a bed jacket. who did her make-up? she looks like a deranged raccoon with dirty bangs.

    1. Anonymous9:14 AM

      What's up with the background? Where the heck is she these days. Sure isn't the dead lake she lives in front of.
      Reminds me of that Star Wars movie, where people lived in those floating cities. Just plain weird.

    2. Anonymous11:57 AM

      Aren't you fooled into thinking she is more worldly with that back ground? The Dead Lake does nothing for her image.

      I think she is in Dubai where money laundering for the mid-east drug traffickers is a piece of cake. She got in some extra time with her son by Menard.

    3. Anonymous2:05 PM

      The shaddows on her forehead and her neck by the hemline of her frock are so weird! They almost look like they are painted on! That streak going down to her right eyebrow is not one of her bangs - it's either a shaddow or painted on.

  6. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Gryphen, Please consider posting white house holiday video starring Bo Obama

    My iphone won't paste on this blog.

    1. Cracklin Charlie10:12 AM

      I love the Bo videos. There are several really good ones.

    2. Anonymous12:39 PM

      Bo Inspects the 2012 White House Holiday Decorations

  7. Sally in MI7:51 AM

    So this woman is given a microphone to lie about any and everything, just because she was once semi-attractive, can be semi-literate when her drug dosage is right, and she works cheap? Good Lord, why anyone would listen to one lying word out of that face is beyond me. And poor Fox. Still beating the drum for Libya when they fully supported the killings all over the world while their guy was in office. And how many embassies were attacked under Bush..4...5? How many people died on his watch...thousands and thousands. But IOKIYAR. Not any more.

    1. Anonymous11:12 AM

      I think you mean semi-coherent, not semi-literate.

  8. Greta would learn a great deal about doing real investigative reporting by watching some MSNBC, like Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell, Martin Bashir, Chris Hayes, any of 'em, all of 'em.

  9. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Hope the Fox contract ends soon ...

    No Palin on any TV show is my idea of heaven.

    1. Anonymous1:03 PM

      No, let the pathetic asshole say on the air. As long as the American people can witness the stupidity of these brain dead representatives of the GOP, the Republican party will continued to be doomed. Keep talking Rush, Grover, McCain, Ms.Lindsey Graham, Hannity, and Granny Dumb Hoe, we will see you again in 2016. Have a nice day, and ya'll come back now, ya hear.

  10. A. J. Billings8:05 AM

    Given how emaciated and drawn $arah looks lately, I think she has a condition of some kind, or she's just plain gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

    Her look on this video is just awful, and way too much dark makeup to boot. Just plain cuckoo!

    How any woman near 50 years old could go out in public looking like this is just beyond comprehension:

    1. Anonymous10:33 AM

      I'm with you A. J. Billings. Those pictures you posted are so crazy! I don't know why, after all this time, I am still shocked to see her looking so terrible. I was wondering about last night's freak show and thought maybe Willow does her hair, makeup & clothes, while Sarah is all drugged up, and then tells her how "pretty" she looks to get back at her in a passive-aggressive way?


    2. Anonymous12:02 PM

      Perfect. I loves it when the trolls go on about her "beauty" plus how "fit" and the "confidence" her posture shows.

      Drugs give the illusion of confidence.

    3. Anonymous12:19 PM

      I think "Stillman" was trying to keep Sarah from falling over... those ridiculous shoes! Sarah looks like a scare crow.

  11. A tip o' the hat to ye Gryphen. I can't watch any Faux 'News' or I WOULD launch my morning coffee at the TeeVee machine. Kudos...

  12. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Why would anyone waste their time watching Sarah Palin's bullshit or Fox News?

    I think it wonderful that the Administration doesn't give them a direct voice or access. Cracks me up! They are not use to being told 'no'. They are the most vile entertainment cable out there.

    Greta? O'Reilly? Why waste your time? Why not just try 'real' resourced information by watching Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell and Rev Al Sharpton on MSNBC? You might learn something!

  13. Chenagrrl8:17 AM

    That face is so rigid, she's left with three expressions -- left, right and center.

  14. Anonymous8:23 AM

    The gutless wonder who didn't have the balls run in 2012 keeps millking her rubes for few bucks by criticizing POTUS at every turn.

    Palin, put up or shut up. Even Bachmann and Santorum had the stones to face the scrutiny of their party. Palin chose to opt out and throw popcorn from the sidelines as the GOP lost what they labelled the biggest election of our time.

    Palin is akin to Rove, Hannity, Morris, and Krauthammer; LOUD & WRONG.

    It's funny that when Palin isn't a mouthpiece on FAUX NOIZE, she's making speeches in bowling alleys, no offense to bowling alleys.

    1. Anonymous9:11 AM

      "It's funny that when Palin isn't a mouthpiece on FAUX NOIZE, she's making speeches in bowling alleys"

      Ha! That's where Palin belongs - in the gutter!

    2. Anonymous10:06 AM

      Gutters for the gutless wonder.

    3. Anonymous12:06 PM

      It is too bad she will never run. She would need to prove all her guts.

  15. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Sexism is what happened in Todd Palin's Prostitution and Sex Trafficking Ring. What Political subject is Sarah Palin qualified to speak about? Sarah Palin is as STUPID as Todd, and is complicit in his procuring 'DATES' for his B P Clients. There is no way that Sarah Palin did not know about Todd Palin's Sex Trading. I don't believe that Sarah Palin even knows who are the Fathers of her Children. Her SLEEPING AROUND with Glen Rice, Brad Hanson, Curtis Menard, and several Men from the 4 Corners Bar shows where her 2 oldest Daughters learned their PROMISCUITY. Sarah Palin has been RIDDEN HARD and PUT AWAY WET. No wonder she has to Camouflage her face with HERPES SORES HIDING MAKEUP, Spray tan to try to Mask her AGING,
    and BIG WIGS to hide her BALDNESS.

    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      Sexism is when a married man hits on young school district employee K-6 teacher named Abigail 'Abbey' Tennant.

      Too bad there are no regulations and laws to protect students and prevent their teachers from being bad examples.

      Wild and free in Alaska. You can see why Chuck Sr. moved up there from liberal Idaho.

  16. Anonymous8:44 AM

    Relax, Gryphen. Fox put her ass on tv at 10PM eastern time on a Friday night. That's the ultimate Friday trash dump.

  17. Anonymous8:48 AM

    o/t buy bilieve it was Sarah in her muumuu in the airport without makup.
    Her face is fuller her, a day or so later.
    Has anyonefigured out that Michlle Obaba, Mariska Hargitay, and Lake Lucille were born within weeks of each other. Even with a little nip and tuck, those ladies look fit, healthy, happy and full of energy, compared with their feint-hearted sister who claimes she has the secret formula for youth: Ponce de la Sarah,

  18. Anonymous8:52 AM


  19. Faux news does not get information from the White House because they do not have anyone assigned to cover the White House:

    Van Susteren fails to disclose that the State Department had previously explained why Fox was not included in previous briefings and press releases. It had nothing to do with punishment. The State Department distributed their information to news organizations that had reporters who were assigned to cover the department. Fox News has no such reporters so they didn’t get on the list. In fact, Fox has a shoe-string news operation that doesn’t concentrate on actual reporting. Most of their “news” assets are allocated to anchors, analysts, and pundits, who are not doing any bona fide journalism. In short, the State Department had no one to notify and they weren’t going to send notices to everyone with a Fox News email address.

    h/t News Corpse:

    1. Anonymous12:19 PM

      They are too stupid to figure that out? More like it is contrived to give them a fake gripe.

  20. Anonymous8:54 AM

    Greta is one slick dog. I'm onto her tactics. The reason Greta has Sarah on her show is because Sarah makes Greta look younger and prettier.

    1. Cracklin Charlie10:08 AM

      I think the reason Sarah gets to be on Greta's show, is that Greta was part of the babygate hoax, and Sarah can use that information to blackmail Greta into putting her on.

  21. Anonymous8:58 AM

    I don't know what's better, looking at Bristol's big nasty flat ass bent over getting into the SUV or looking at Sarah's ugly ass wrinkly old face on FOX?

  22. Anonymous9:12 AM

    As an Alaskan I don't want to hear Sarah Palin talk about Benghazi. I want to hear Sarah Palin discuss Dairygate, Sex Trafficking, Todd's prostitution ring, what happened to Curt Menard Jr, the church and dairy fires and what her involvements were in these unexplained incidents. Tell us who built her red house and how she got all those materials used in her house which similar to the materials used to build the hockey rink. As an Alaskan I want to hear about the crooked Alaska Fund Trust and where's our AFT reports? Sarah how come Todd never publicly announce that he is not a pimp or had sex with Shailey Tripp? Let's discuss that on FOX. Alaska wants to know if we have a sex predator in our backyard.

    1. Anonymous9:32 AM

      Todd be a man and either deny it or acknowledge it.
      Did you have sex with Shailey Tripp?
      Did you pimp out Shailey Tripp?
      Are you involved with Sex Trafficking in Alaska and other states?

      Why are you afraid to deny it?

    2. Anonymous12:23 PM

      Why not hear Four Corner Sarah out about Ben Gazzie?

  23. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Wasilla and all of Alaska curses the day Sarah Bundy Heath was born.

  24. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Britta Hanson, then girlfriend to the son of the governor of Alaska, was an executive secretary for her boyfriend's mom Governor Sarah Palin.

    Here's Britta Hanson's official title on an email:

    Britta Hanson
    Executive Secretary,
    Office of Governor Sarah Palin
    Anchorage 907.269.7450

    How can I get a job like that? I have similar qualifications like having no previous executive secretarial experience just like Britta.

    Like Britta, I am willing to sleep with the governor's son Track and with Todd and even Bristol if it would get me the job as a Governor's executive secretary. But I have to admit that I will not bear their bastard children for the job.

    1. Anonymous11:27 AM

      My executive secretary skills needs a little work.

      I meant to say that I would sleep with Track like Britta did. I'm positive Britta did not sleep with Todd or Bristol being that she is a pastor's daughter. But I'm willing to sleep with them for a job as an executive secretary or head of Agriculture.

    2. Anonymous12:26 PM

      Britta is like slave labor, easy and cheap. She has no personhood, she will do as told. Being the ultimate pleaser she will perform well.

    3. Anonymous12:58 PM

      You think they gave her an undeserved title and no pay increases?

      Did she get paid when she baby sat Bristol in the condo in Anchorage? Was track shacking up there also, too?

  25. Sara may be furious over the fact that McCains objection to Rice, exposed his incompetence in choosing Sara the delusional psychopath for VP. That no doubt set her panties on fire.

  26. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Poor Sarah. Still fantasizing about President Obama's big stick. Poor Greta. Still fantasizing about Sarah.


  27. Anonymous9:53 AM

    So when does Paul Ryan take her place on Fox?

    And when are his and his kids' reality TV shows scheduled to begin airing?

    That's the way it works right?

  28. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Todd and Sarah Palin and family members are the very WORST examples of people that reside in Alaska. We are totally embarrassed by them and do everything we can to disclaim them.

    They are known frauds and liars and should be on trial for more than one thing they've done in Alaska that is against the law.

    We would love nothing more than to see them in jail. They are horrible parents and assuredly do not and have not led 'christian' lives.

    Hell awaits them there is no doubt!

    1. Anonymous10:04 PM

      Here, here!

  29. I actually thought Greta was pretty cool at one time, before the plastic surgery and move to Fox. She was no beauty, but she really seemed to know her stuff. This Greta is like a different person. Either she has been brainwashed or she just cynically lies to keep her job.

  30. Anonymous10:04 AM

    She looks like Piper 10 years from now.

    1. Anonymous12:14 PM

      Ha! I thought she was going for the preteen look here. Yep, that's Piper in ten...

    2. Anonymous12:18 PM

      She looks like she's had too much plastic surgery.

  31. Sarah Palin should really remember to remove her food service hair net before going on television...the snarling-face-plant-talking-head is just a traveling comedy show all on her own.

    1. Anonymous10:46 AM

      Bwahahaha... "food service hair net". I was wondering what the hell was going on there. Thanks for the clarification.

    2. Anonymous10:03 PM

      I do think it looks like her real hair...thin, lifeless, and short.

  32. Anonymous10:08 AM

    So did Greta get a bump up in the ratings because of Sarah? I think not. Nothing Sarah or Greta says is of any importance...just two freaks spewing lies.

    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Roger Ailes is sitting in his office counting the mouse clicks. It's the "hotness" factor you know. Instead click on this blog or

      Newshounds - We Watch Fox So You Don't Have To


      NEVER click on Fox.

  33. Anonymous10:29 AM

    Blinking is a neat natural process whereby the eyelids wipe the eyes clean, much as a windscreen wiper on a car.

    Blink rate tends to increase when people are thinking more or are feeling stressed. This can be an indication of lying as the liar has to keep thinking about what they are saying.

    Rapid blinking blocks vision and can be an arrogant signal, saying 'I am so important, I do not need to see you'.

    Rapid blinking also flutters the eyelashes and can be a coy romantic invitation.

  34. Anonymous10:37 AM

    I have always wondered if Sarah is a lesbian.

    1. Balzafiar12:28 PM

      There were stories about how she and Todd were part of a swinger's group before she became Governor. I strongly suspect she'll sleep with whoever it takes and do whatever they want if it gets her what she wants.

    2. Anonymous1:07 PM

      My Alaskan sources always said that Sarah alternated between hypersexuality and asexuality; both, sadly, common in women who were abused sexually as children.

      Media Insider aka Jennifer

    3. Anonymous4:40 PM

      I totally can see her behaving like that, Jennifer. Her language is very sexualized, not to mention her repeated comments about her daughters being raped or peeped at.

    4. Anonymous5:15 PM

      @1:07 - were they sitting around marking her sexual activities on a chart? Do they work in a sexual addiction clinic IN AK? Were they licensed?

    5. Anonymous11:49 AM

      Anon at 5:15, you crack me up! :) Thanks for my giggle of the day.

      * "Were they sitting around marking her sexual activities on a chart?" *

      To some extent, yes. Get a bunch of fun-spirited and chatty gay boys gossiping, some of whom are/were VERY well connected (to Sarah's network of folks) and yeah, you pretty much get enough info to create your own chart. Also, when Sarah is in hypersexual mode or her husband is, they are (allegedly, heinous lie) on so many substances they don't give a flying fuck who watches/hears/knows about their activities. So, again, charting becomes very easy!

      *"Do they work in a sexual addiction clinic in AK?"*

      That's a very interesting turn of phrase. I never said anything about sexual addiction, however, you did. Shades of when Sarah spontaneously mentioned Todd "not being linked to a prostitution ring" in an interview long before ANYBODY had mentioned the idea of a prostitution ring. So, cards on the table. What do you know, Anon at 5:15? :) We're all ears.

      *Were they licensed?"*

      As sex addiction therapists, no. At least one person is a therapist, though, and it doesn't take a fucking degree to know about the pathology of sexual abuse diagnoses. Maybe you should read a little more? Might be nice to take a break from Jersey Shore and the Real Housewives and use yer brain. :)

      Media Insider aka Jennifer

  35. Anonymous10:38 AM

    She had that "Planet of the Apes" look going onlast night again. Sarah, I will tell you what nobody in your family will tell look like shit. Get help.

    1. Anonymous9:50 PM

      It was almost the same look as "Its not my fault video"!
      The one Ailes told her NOT to do?
      That's what she reminded my of.

  36. Anonymous10:40 AM

    My tolerance for Palin-VanSuckeren videos is down to less than 60 seconds now - and it's hard to say which one of them is looking uglier.

  37. Anonymous11:02 AM

    I believe that Palin and Condoleezza Rice, were just given the opportunity to show, "we the people", that they are smart and McCain made a wise decision. They both were eviscerated by the public (and me) after McCain called Susan Rice incompetent for SOS. They both were suppose to defend their position by answering the questions, on Benghazi, and how they would handle things. They both failed.

    1. Anonymous11:57 AM

      11:02 Con. Rice is much smarter, better educated and talented than Sarah Palin ever thought of being. There is no comparison between the two.

      I'm not a supporter of Con. Rice or Pres. Bush, but Sarah couldn't carry Con. Rice's water bucket!

    2. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Condi Rice is not a very nice person, but there's no denying her intelligence and accomplishments (putting aside all the crap she did as Sec of State.

      Sarah Palin relies on winks and tongue thrusts.

    3. Anonymous2:21 PM

      11:57 and 1:51. I was not comparing Palin and Condoleezza. You both read something that is not there. You both misread and misunderstood my statement. Personally, I don't like either one of them; no matter the size of their brain or the magnitude of their intelligence. My statement was really about how the 2(who McCain supports) measures up to Susan Rice. Or, why McCain thinks that they were more qualified for their position and Susan Rice is not.

  38. angela11:11 AM

    Now what drug are they denying Palin to make her snarl like the angry mutt?
    It is so sad that her and Gretal--I mean Greta are so butt hurt over the Obama administration. Naaa, not sad---funny as hell!

  39. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Me thinks if Sarah Palin felt she was qualified to be vp and was even considering running for president why doesn't she throw her wig into the ring and ask for the job of Secretary of State and if she can't handle it she can quit in her first term?

  40. Anonymous11:34 AM

    Remember how all the kids would come out and say we are all jealous of Sarah and that she was beautiful.

    Ever wonder why not once Todd has come forward to defend her or go on Fox to say leave my wife alone.
    What man would sit by and listen to all the hatred people have for Sarah and how stupid she is and not say one word.....

    1. Anonymous12:07 PM

      What man would sit by and listen to all the hatred people have for Sarah and how stupid she is and not say one word.....

      Can you say Sex Trafficking Investigation? Gotta lay low and not make any waves or bring attention to yourself.

    2. eclecticsandra12:13 PM

      Have you ever noticed how most of the photos of her on C4P are from 2008? They show the TV clips, but the prominent photos are from her attractive days.

  41. Anonymous11:35 AM

    To see how the rest of the nation feels about $creech on Fox, check out Over 400 comments and they are all $cathing. HA!

    Gryphen, your write up on this was one of the best ever. I can't wait for all the good dirt to continue to come out on the half term half wit.

    1. Anita Winecooler6:18 PM


  42. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Jim over at Stonekettle Station blog has the best perspective that I've read on the Benghazi incident. He should know the score, he was a Navy Intelligence officer for 20 years. He explains it very well. Link to his blog is on the sidebar.

  43. Anonymous11:41 AM

    Sarah was passed over by the whole country and Rep. party due to her stupidness and nothing about anything. You watch, we already know she hates men, but she will slam any Democratic woman who has a position in Obamas cabinet. Watch, if Hillary runs, she will trash her. Someday, someone is going to finally shut her mouth...

    1. Anonymous12:41 PM

      She thought she was God's gift and all those "open doors" that have been shut. Face it, she's been trying to matter since she was beat out by Maryline for Miss Alaska and it keeps getting worse the more she tries. LOVING the meltdown! What a FRAUD!

  44. Seen on the Fox screen at the Alaska Club bank of TV's - panel discussion
    with screen tag "Rules of Reporting - did NY Times forget facts?"

    Fox is becoming its own parody!

  45. Anonymous11:51 AM

    Has Sarah started her new 2016 Pac yet? It is about time for her to spread the word that she is considering a run in 2016 and she needs these next four years to build her Pac into millions again. Heck with the bus, Todd and Sarah will buy a big plane with that money. Just put Sarah's name on the side and it will be ok...

    1. Anonymous12:36 PM

      Facebook page up. She has "so" many likes. LOL. Dumb@ass people.

    2. Anonymous1:35 PM

      I feel an earthquake coming...

      Oh, oops,

      it was just a fart.

      My bad.

  46. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Faux news' ratings and Greta Vonbrokenface's in particular have been falling. What is wrong with Sarah's face? It looks all puffy and swollen. She does not look well.Mentally or physically.

  47. Anonymous12:17 PM

    The town of Wasilla needs to come to the rescue of the United States of America. I'm sure Sarah Palin knows of a Wasillian who is more than qualified to become Secretary of State for our country.

    The world needs cows and Wasilla High School had a graduate who loves cows growing up and would satisfy that qualification.

    What about nominating an executive governor secretary for Secretary of State? Also from Wasilla who happens to be the Wasilla High School sweetheart and baby's mama of the governor's son?

    Wasilla is the heartbeat of Alaska and we need Wasillans to step forward and take charge.

    1. Anonymous1:56 PM

      Wasilla is the heartbeat of Alaska and we need Wasillans to step forward and take charge.


      never washed armpit of Alaska's more like it ... you ever been there ?

    2. Anonymous1:34 PM

      Stop being pissy, 1:56,

      because, The world needs cows!

      (OP was obvious snark - what is the matter with some of you?)

  48. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Wait a second! Is Sarah Palin upset with Susan Rice because Sarah was left in her sister's Alaska college dorm room by a Glen Rice?

    Are they related?

    Is Sarah that mean and vindictive to go after anybody with the last name Rice?

  49. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Hey, $arah...kiss my grubber hypocritical bitch. This one's for you....

  50. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Again, she got NO degree from the University Of Idaho and, even is she DID, it is nothing to brag about.

    1. Anonymous1:28 PM

      No degree. Her pops pulled the same bullcrap. Did the brother graduate?

  51. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Just when we have fumigated the national landscape with an OVERWHELMING election win, the STENCH returns. Take an oral colonic and STFU, you dumb ass BITCH.

  52. Anonymous1:17 PM

    Looks like Sarah got more filler injections on her face for her appearance with Regreta Stoneface so she doesn't look so gaunt. I would like to see her outright lie stating that she never reads this blog. I think she takes cues from IM'ers about her looks.

    1. Anonymous1:31 PM

      Then let her tighten until she's dead. She's halfway there. God my @ss. It's all HER.

    2. Anonymous2:27 PM

      Nothing says body shaping like the Elan Frank documentary with Sarah carrying
      SpongeBob SquarePants under her clothes.

      Elan Frank, a director who says he flew for 30 years in Israel’s armed forces, was able to capture Sarah Palin faking her pregnancy with a square pillow as she claimed it was her 'tight abs". It was a top ten funniest Sarah Palin video and is well worth a revisit. It is right up there with the with Sarah Palin turkey slaughter holiday video. A documentary of lies when unknowingly a moment of truth was revealed about Sarah Palin. Well protected cover up by Mr. Frank.

      Now Elan Frank has moved on to try and document Arnon Milchan.
      March 6, 2008 Elan sent his congratulations to Palin. h/t austinisafecker Sarah Palin – Honest And Transparent

      Elan Frank Interviews Sarah Palin-April 2008

    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Mr. Elan Frank opens up more in this 09-03-08 spiel on the joys of Sarah Palin.
      Overlooking and ignoring his very own film of her in the midst of her SpongeBob trick.,7340,L-3591532,00.html
      Published: 09.03.08,
      "Sarah Palin is a very special woman. She has a tranquility about her, no matter what the situation is," this is how Elan Frank, a California-based Israeli filmmaker, chooses to describe the Republican Party's newly chosen vice-presidential hopeful.
      Frank shadowed Palin, who is the presiding governor of Alaska, for three days some three months ago, as part of a documentary he made about extraordinary women around the world.
      "I wasn't planning on focusing on famous characters, but Palin's story is so unique I decided to include her. She is the first woman of Alaska, which isn’t something to be treated lightly; not to mention a former beauty queen, basketball player, fisherwoman and hunter – and a mother of four (Frank's film followed Palin before she has her fifth child). I saw something amazing there," he said.
      "I guess she's one of those women you can't really when they're pregnant, and she was probably dressing to hide it a little. You wouldn't know to look for it."
      he ended up following Palin around for three days, filming nearly five hours of raw footage.
      Frank also recorded Palin at home. "I have her with her family, making sandwiches for her daughter after school, watching television. I spoke to her husband and asked him about how it feels to be married to such a dominant woman. I have the two of them talking about private matters. I was able to catch very intimate moments on film. She even played the flute for me."

      "She had an Israeli flag, of all the things, mounted on her office wall, and I have that on film" he said.

      Frank is now looking into the possibility of filing a second documentary, shadowing Palin until election day. in light of the nomination, he added, he has also been approached by various media groups, which are interested in the footage he already has.

      "I have a lot of authentic footage that shows who she really is. You can tell a lot about her from that. She really is one of us."

    4. Anonymous4:05 PM

      There is for certain a media black out for Palin's fake pregnancy scam.

      Elan Frank a Palin-bot? You could have knocked me over with a feather.

      comeonpeople3:57 AM
      Whatevs, right?
      He's just gonna look like a dolt when his video of Palin thumping Spongebob Squarepillow, batting her eyes like Little Edith Ann character, orating that she didn't show because "My abs were TIGHT and I could hide it" goes viral.
      His footage, of which he is so proud,is for for many the defining specimen of Sarah's pathologies .

  53. Anonymous1:24 PM

    I am sure there are and have been serious students at the University of Idaho.
    There are good and serious students at any school. who want to learn and better themselves.
    But remember that, for the top of every class, there is the bottom of every class who barely squeaked through and couldn't care less about scholarhship or learning.
    John McCain -- fifth from the bottom of his Annapolis class, and only kept in because he was a legacy.
    There are solid schools of higher learning in Alaska where Sarah could have lived at home, taken our loans, worked during the summer, and got a decent degree. Everything about her academic career points in the opposite direction. And no one at Idaho proudly claims her as one of their own.
    It'd very doubtful that she got any degree at all, and, if she did grab one, it's worth nothing at all in the job market or the home schooling scam.

    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      I don't think she has the drive or intellectual fortitude to have completed college. She didn't need a degree for what she wanted to do. It's likely she bailed.

    2. Anonymous1:30 PM

      Sarah never graduated college.

      Another lie.

  54. Anonymous1:28 PM

    I loved how her one night stand with the pro athlete was in her sisters dorm room. He wouldn't pay for a motel or made sure no one saw them enter or leave.
    He never got back to her again. I think this is the reason she hates Obama and blacks. They are both pros moving up in the world and she is nothing but a boot wiper for them.

    1. Anonymous3:45 PM

      Why would he bother with a hotel room for a girl who he didn't even know the name of?

    2. Anonymous4:48 PM

      He was a college player at the time. University of Michigan. She was obviously a jock sniffer and her gym class hero, Todd, wasn't even close to the athlete Glenn Rice was.

    3. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Glen Rice didn't pay for a hotel room and Levi didn't. Betting that neither did Chuckie Heath, Todd, Track, Brad Hanson, Curt Menard, Gino, Ben, Molly's husband, Willow's boyfriend and the rest of them didn't either.

      No not because the girl's were easy, because it's Alaska. All that outdoors and fresh air made them just want to drop their panties.

    4. Anonymous1:29 PM

      When Glen Rice was contacted about his relationship with SP, GR was incredibly kind, saying they had a nice time together and they phoned each other a few times before she married.

      He may not have been telling the truth, but I think he was trying his best to paint the situation as best as possible for SP.

      If they *did* maintain contact, then she wasn't just a one-night stand who later freaked out about getting F'ed by a black man.

  55. AJ Billings1:41 PM

    There's a new book on Paylin by Matthew Zencey.

    Here's a review of it on ADN

    The usual paylin Bots are rehashing all the reasons their princess quit and went with the flow like a dead fish.

  56. Anonymous2:13 PM

    Maybe Sarah never traveled off to all those colleges. No degrees seen, no classmates remember her, nothing.
    During that time, she could have given birth a couple times. Remember how she sends her kids away when they are in trouble? Remember she was pregnant when her and Todd married? I wonder how many of her family is raising her kids from somewhere over the rainbow.

  57. Anonymous2:48 PM

    Palin is turning into Kim "Kardasian" right before I eyes!

    Fuck the both of them.

    1. Anonymous7:58 PM

      F' all of them

  58. Anonymous2:55 PM

    I wonder if she will be alive in 4 years. Seriously look how much she has changed in the last year. She looks like she is dying, probably rotting from the inside out.

    1. Anonymous4:29 PM

      The weight loss WAS serious. If I knew someone I cared about who looked like that I would be very concerned about their health.

      So now her face is plumped up? (That's all we see.) She's had a couple months to detox? She's auditioning for her contract renewal? We'll find out.

    2. Anonymous6:05 PM

      If she is bloated that would be the toxins leaking from her diseased organs.

    3. Anonymous6:27 PM

      I know women can get injections to plump up their lips -- can something like that be done to the rest of the face? That was my first thought, looking at the screengrab: that it looks like her face has been stretched and plumped. Looks like work done on the neck as well. Maybe that's where she's been since election day?

  59. Anonymous3:04 PM

    EXPOSED: Here Are The Tricks That Fox News Uses To Manipulate Statistics On Its Graphics Read more:

  60. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Egads!! It's the late 90's "mushroom look" hair.

  61. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Hi Gryphen: I love your blog and am a huge fan! I was bored today and decided to have some fun earlier trolling over at Sea o'Pee and just wanted to know if it's just me, or are the paint-chip eaters over there especially aggressive in trying to track down IP addresses? They managed to locate me in Washington, DC and erased my totally outrageous and fun comment but left all their nasty replies. Also, anyone notice how difficult it is to post anything on that site! They're a scary bunch!

    1. Anonymous1:25 PM

      Um, yeah.

      Most of us have been banned.

      They're all about Free Speech and Freedom, oh yeah...

  62. Anonymous5:46 PM

    I think the reason no media ever went after Sarah for all her scams, pregnancies and corruption is because it would have been a waste of media time. Everyone knew she would never run for anything because she would not want to be held accountable. They would throw her under the bus. McCain already put her out, but the press and others including Republicans have enough on her to stop her in her tracks and she knows it. They just give her enough rope to hang herself.

  63. Anonymous5:47 PM

    LOL did Todd take the video in some parking lot?
    Her bangs reminds me of dog's tail wagging.

  64. Anita Winecooler5:57 PM

    Thanks, Gryphen, this is one of your best posts, your choice of adjectives in relation to these two babbling idiots, especially the Wendingo. I watched the short clip linked in the comments yesterday, don't think I could handle 17 plus minutes of this circle jerk of vitriol and lies.

    Here's a short retrospect of Sarah when she was, you know, somewhat attractive, coherent, and funny as hell.

    Time hasn't been too kind.

  65. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Sarah looks like Hell, and no matter how much dark eye make up she uses, it doesn't make her look younger, prettier or smarter. Greta is the perfect one to interview Sarah. Greta has had so much botox in her face that it simply does not move. She can hardly pronounce words, barely opening her mouth to slur her speech. What a pair!

  66. Anonymous6:26 PM

    They just can't stop themselves. Even after Fox, John McCain and the right wing have been completely discredited with their fake outrage over what happened during the attacks in Benghazi back in September, they're just going to keep beating this horse long after it's dead. Case in point, here was Fox's Greta Van Susteren and the Quitta From Wasilla, Sarah Palin, with more over the top attacks against Rice.

  67. Anonymous8:08 PM

    I'm sure Sarah Palin and John McCain wouldn't lie about Sarah being an energy expert but what puzzles me is why hasn't oil and energy companies hired the energy expert of United of America to work for them or to be on their boards?

    Why hasn't these companies hired Sarah as a consultant?

    What about John McCain? Why hasn't he pushed Sarah onto energy committees so we can tap her knowledge?

    Something is not right about this and I can't figure it out.

    Why would would America's energy expert quit and try to get on reality shows?

    Why would Sarah not pursue her passion to help America become more independent with her energy knowledge?

    1. Anonymous8:44 PM

      Why hasn't these energy companies hired America's number one energy expert Sarah Palin as a consultant?

      Why? Because Sarah Palin was working hard on a more important task vital to America's national security. Sarah was working on:

      Sarah Palin's Alaska

      Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin

      & America by Heart: Reflection on Family, Faith, and Flag

      That's why! Anymore stupid questions?

    2. Anonymous8:51 PM

      That puzzles you but what puzzles me is sometimes people with a lot of knowledge and expertise passes down their wisdom and expertise to their children. How come Sarah Palin doesn't have any kids in college? How come none of her kids are pursuing careers in technology or journalism? One dropped out of high school as a Sophomore and is going to hair school. Another one is currently an unemployed DWTS dancer and her oldest went from being sent away to Michigan for some unknown reason and is now in the Army with no degree. If this woman is of national importance to us then what happened to her kids? What happened to her?

    3. Anonymous8:58 PM

      I'm guessing Sarah is smarter than we think she is.

      Maybe she knows there isn't an energy shortage?
      Maybe she knows there is a shortage of fitness books in America?

    4. Anonymous1:16 PM

      I'm sure Sarah Palin and John McCain wouldn't lie about Sarah being an energy expert



      They are both LIARS.

  68. Anonymous8:35 PM

    Yesterday (Sept 2008) in an interview with an NBC affiliate in Portland, ME, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) was questioned about Gov. Sarah Palin’s (R-AK) national security experience. First, he tried changing the subject to the economy. When the reporter refused to let him slide away, McCain then offered platitudes about how Palin is “right” on every single issue while Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) is “wrong.” Frustrated, the reporter again pressed him for a specific example. McCain simply replied, “Energy”:
    McCain: Palin Has National Security Experience Because She Knows About ‘Energy’

    Q: Well, you say you’re sure that she has the experience, but again, I’m just asking for an example. What experience does she have in the field of national security?
    McCAIN: Energy. She knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America. …. And we all know that energy is a critical and vital national security issue.


    Huh? Why does Sarah Palin the energy expert of the USA who has national security experience spends her time trying to get her family onto reality shows and is now writing the Palin family fitness book?

  69. Anonymous8:40 PM

    Palin's tongue has a mind of its own! Someone made a youtube video pictorial:

    1. Anonymous9:30 AM

      That was very entertaining! I wish somebody would do one of these on the changes in her face over the past four years.

  70. Anonymous9:06 PM

    Why is it easier for a person with no qualifications except for their love of cows to be picked to head the division of agriculture for Alaska than it is easier for the energy expert of our nation, Sarah Palin, to find a job in the energy field?

  71. Anonymous9:23 AM

    I was shocked by Sarah's face in this latest appearance. I think she has plumped up her cheeks (botox?) so she does not look like the gaunt hollow-cheeked anorexic diva she was last time we saw her. And she gave up the Dolly Parton wigs for a smaller hairdo which makes her face larger. Of course we can't see the rest of her to see if she is gaining weight or has "enhanced" her appearance in other ways. I would bet on the latter.

  72. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Sarah Palin, the quitter who didn’t run for President, who couldn’t finish one term as Governor, has spoken out against Susan Rice. Speaking from her first hand knowledge of incompetence, and having lied to the public on multiple occasions, Sarah Palin has asserted that Susan Rice is both incompetent and untruthful. Funny thing is that we haven’t seen Susan Rice incompetently speaking about building dikes, or untruthfully speaking about the Unethical findings in the Troopergate matter.

  73. Anonymous3:39 PM

    Excellent observation and comment about Sarah Palin:

    December 2, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Sarah Palin was a failure as Mayor of Wasilla, and a failure as 1/2 Term Governor of Alaska. She used those Political offices for personal gain ie: Hockey Rink materials for her house, State contracts for BP through Todd’s Prostitution Clients who were BP Executives, and job appointments to Friends and a potential Daughter-in-law who were not qualified to hold those jobs. Those job appointments were the reasons that she failed so badly.

  74. Anonymous3:49 PM

    This review is from: Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality, and the Coverup of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal (Volume 1) (Paperback)

    You have to ask yourself after reading Tripp's book is, who protects Todd Palin? Who protects Sarah Palin, who is also guilty of lying and criminal acts. Why aren't the local, state or federal authorities interested in pursuing the charges they so richly deserve? Who covers for them and why? Tripp has emails and other proof of Todd Palin's involvement right in the book. The Palins have bullying down to a fine art and almost everyone is very afraid of them and won't dare stand up to them or confront them.

    1. Anonymous7:17 PM

      Why aren't the local, state or federal authorities interested in pursuing the charges they so richly deserve?

      Why is that Alaska? Wasilla?
      What are you afraid of?

      Could it be that the elected officials and law enforcement officials are afraid of the blackmail material against them by you know who?

  75. Anonymous7:27 PM

    Post I read:
    I still can't get over the fact that a guy who picked Sarah Palin to be his running mate said that Susan Rice "isn't very bright". (Sorry Kirsten, Toure was right and you were wrong.)

    First, let's take a look at her pedigree:

    Father is an economics professor at Cornell, and he is a former governor of the Federal Reserve System.

    Her mother is a guest scholar at the Brookings institute.

    Now to Rice herself:

    Class valedictorian and class president at a very prestigious prep school in D.C.

    A Harry S. Truman scholar at Stanford University where she graduated Phi Beta Kappa.

    A Rhodes Scholarship and Master's and Doctorate degrees in International Studies from the University of Oxford...there is more, but I think you get the picture.

    Sarah Palin, on the other hand, well she works over at FOX NEWS these days.


    Since nobody is defending Sarah Palin, I guess I have to list her pedigree and accomplishments:

    Sarah's mother Sally conceived her first child before marriage.

    Sarah conceived her child before marriage.

    Sarah's sister conceived her first child before marriage.

    Sarah's 1st daughter conceived her first child before marriage.

    Sarah's son's girlfriend conceived her first child before marriage.

    Rumored that Sarah's 2nd daughter had a pregnancy scare.

    1. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Sarah Palin's 2nd Daughter, Willow, had a Baby. She was another victim of 9 month MONO and a sophomore High School Dropout. Where her Baby is, who knows? Sarah Palin has lost count of how many Grandchildren her Son and Daughters have given her and CURTIS MENARD.

  76. Anonymous10:22 PM

    You know, to be quite honest, I'd like to take a few swings at Greta Van bullshit and make her jaw a little more crooked than it already is. The stupid Scientologist that she is. Quite frankly, I don't know who the worst of these 2 morons are in this interview. It's just the same dumb fucking shit from 2 right wing idiots. And it's totally shameful to women and their intelligence.


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