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| Every time I see that Levi guy he keeps pointing at me and laughing. What's that about? |
You know how my critics said that you tea partiers got me through DWTS? (Because they did you mean?) Well, it’s time to activate again! :)
My friend (Guy I want to see naked) Joey Junker is competing in the FOX “Redefine Your Limits” Slednecks 15 Breakthrough Performance Contest! Slednecks makes outerwear, apparel, gear, clothing and snowmobiles. The company selected him as having one of the best performances in Slednecks 15, and now it’s up to fans to decide who’s the best!
Joey is locked in a tight race right now… he can really use our help, so will you take a moment to vote for him online? All you have to do is go here, enter your email address, and select “Joey Junker!”
You know while it is true that I am usually kind of down on Bristol, you know because she is a terrible person and all, but this time I think we might actually want to help her get together with this poor man's Shaggy.
After all HE had a big dumb inarticulate animal slobbering over him all the time too.
And besides who doesn't want to see Granny Grifter's daughter become Bristol Junker? (I know I do!)
Personally I find it hysterical that Bristol is publicly trying to organize the people who ONLY supported her during the first DWTS competition because they thought her mother might actually run for the President, and are now angry and disillusioned, to vote for some random guy simply because she wants the opportunity to give him an STD.
This by the way is my favorite part of the post. (Try not to laugh.)
I know what’s it’s like to be in an intense competition, and the support from friends and fans means so much!
Intense competition? Bristol?
You remember Bristol's "intense performance" capabilities right?
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| Bristol hiding her lack of ability in a gorilla costume |
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| Bristol in September 2010, showing results of intense exercise. |
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| Bristol crying because she knows she is out of her league. |
If Joey Junker approaches competition like Bristol Palin approaches competition he has NO chance of winning anything. Except you know the booby prize.
OMG. Slams head on desk. I'm sure they'll be a HUGE outpouring of votes for Joey Junker to run a Candies-like spokesmodel campaign for Slednecks outerwear.
ReplyDeleteROFL because those glasses have NO prescription lenses in them.
ReplyDeleteLike Mother, Like Daughter. Gee, I sure do LOOK smart now don't I?
DeleteBristol has no personality so she justs adapts her mom's and mini-me's her. LOL
DeleteHockey players have "pucks", Rockers have "groupies". Whaddya call a girl latches herself onto a professional snowmachiner?
ReplyDeletehow about a "sled dog?"
DeleteAnswer: A Rider? Like rode hard...
DeleteOh my, I am bad to the bone...err boner. Just being silly and have no idea if I am funny. Ha!
Whaddya call a girl latches herself onto a professional snowmachiner?
DeleteFluffer?
Snow Ho?
DeleteSnowblower
Deleteha ha I sent JOey Junker a FB page message warning him. I mean what "man" wants his possible future mother-in-law's tea party voting him to win other than on his own merits? Bristol just demeaned & embarrassed him by begging her mother's voters who scammed the voting system on DWTS. If Joey is any kind of a man, he'll tell Brissy Hollywood to cut it out pronto and kick her to the curb because obviously she wants part of his "fame". PATHETIC!
ReplyDeleteJunker is not going to "man" up. He is an adrenalin junkie. Who knows what these guys do when they get an injury. The sport is like others with illegal substance secrets. They have to be up and work when they are having other problems and need medication. His head is in a fog. He is controlled by the corporation, product placement and if Todd is part of that business he would play a part.
DeleteThere is also the party aspect. Junker has the Christian thing, too. This set up has Todd all over it. Bristol is using the Brancy Blog to push the sport and the racket by way of Junker. He doesn't have much time to be a trial husband or father. He could get a few quick ones in.
Have you ever dated an adrenalin junkie? Fun at first. Most are a mess. Aging is a problem.
DeleteI never dated an adrenaline junky, but I worked with plenty. They were all in law enforcement.
Deletethat last picture is so awful...the makeup is troweled on...and her chin...OMG! what is up with that hot mess?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was snookie!
DeleteHer chin is lumpy and lopsided.
DeleteKind of a shame, isn't it? Before she messed up her face and went all 'glam', Bristol was actually a rather naturally pretty girl with a very nice complexion. She totally ruined that. I'm not anything remotely close to an admirer of hers, but she screwed herself up royally.
DeleteM from MD
Haha, she can't pull THAT face any more.
DeleteThat chin is too prominent not to see the lumpy cottage cheese look. Gross.
DeleteCottage cheese chin...ick!
DeleteI wonder what her butt and thighs look like after all that liposuction. Double ick.
The Dairygate neighborhood, Ivy Frye's folkies sure did their part to get the word out on how to vote for a non dancer on DWTS. Is that a call to duty? What does Sledneck pay her? Junker.
ReplyDeleteAND that picture in Sept. 2010 shows an obviously pregnant Bristol. If only her mother showed as much when she pretended to be pregnant.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Jessica Simpson did when she was staying quiet about being pregnant... Gee, what a coincidence. We all know, though, that 'Mama' Palin doesn't believe in coincidences, right?!
DeleteWhere is the link. I wanna vote for his competition!
ReplyDeleteCory Davis has 36% compared to Junkers 24. Vote Corey!!
DeleteHahaha, Bristol Junker, you're so funny Gryphen. Is that a "stage name" for Joey Junker, or his real name? Anyone know? Or care? Haha. The whole Palin family is a hunk of junk so he is perfect for Bristol. The last time I looked at Bristol's page, there were very few comments. She must be getting really desperate for attention and money, of course. Glad to see it coming to an the end for them, finally! Gawd, I would be so embarrassed to be a Palin. Good thing Britta got out, sad for the baby though.
ReplyDelete*Alicat
The few Sledneck groupies should give her some traffic.
DeleteAny adult male still being called "Joey" is not emotionally mature. Even professional jocks usually change it to Joe, once they make the pros. In one case, a MLB player for the White Sox asked to be called "Albert",(which was part of his name) b/c "Joey" was his "kid nickname". lol
DeleteHe is not mature. It is rare when these pros don't have any injuries, including head trauma. They have weird diets with crap like the Monster drinks. The entire lifestyle is one about immaturity. mix in the brain damages caused by the medications and enhancements that they need to just wake up and do another day. You have some life long mental cases.
DeleteGryphen, did you seriously just say that Bristol "wants the chance to give him an STD"???
ReplyDeleteSeriously? You are so out of touch and really losing it as a blogger, man.
('cause that ship done sailed and returned to port fifty times by now. Dude is already on Valtrex if he's lucky)
Haha! I know I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a Palin with out some kind of protective shield.
DeleteCongrats to you, Nyah the Married Woman!
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Congratulations, Nyah!
Delete"Married" has a nice ring to it!
(Hey, Bristol - Why the long face?)
Congrats to you, Nyah, on behalf of all us Anons here at IM!
DeleteOkay I updated the post and added the link so that you can vote for Junker if you are so inclined.
ReplyDeleteSorry I forgot it the first time.
BWHAHAHAHA vote for JUNKER. We will be waiting our turn.
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DeleteWhat a tool this guy must be to be involved with the "happy ho ho" Brisket! She's a rep-killer, if he didn't get her to sign a NDA, and keep her big mouth shut! I sure as hell didn't want anyone to know when I banged her. Fortunately, she was too drunk to remember, for sure, so I'm denying it forever, because...well, it's obvious to anyone with a clue.
Hope you got tested after that encounter...
DeleteI'm no fan of bdull,
DeleteBut "too drunk to remember it" makes you a border line rapist,
Not that I really believe you anyway...
Thanks Bristol. I voted for someone else, not Junker.
ReplyDeleteI know there’s someone from the middle of the country who can weigh in on this need to have a man lest you be called an old maid. She wrote something profound once, but it was at the end of a post and then the post died. I’d like to hear from her again. Yes, she was correct.
ReplyDeleteBristol has much more money (thanks Mommy), but she also has one – three children (some with expensive problems). That’s going to scare most guys away.
Well I am very immature I guess, I went to the site and voted for a different guy!
ReplyDeleteLOL Junker? Is this contest for the Best Porn star name?
DeleteJoey JUNKER
I voted for Carly Davis. I liked his aerial jump better.
ReplyDeleteCarly is a woman.
Delete"what’s it’s"
ReplyDeleteThe intense competition part was a hoot. Everyone knew she was a total lazy ass flake and did not have any interest or effort toward competing. She humiliated her "friend" Ballas by being a lug. She had all that weight sucked out and looks like she is mimicking her eating disorder diet pilled mother YET watching her dance with little Mark you thought you were watching an old overweight elephant seal.
Briscow looks the part in that PREGNANT photo, and too much Plastic in her CHIN. She is just another GRIFTER Bitch like her Mother and PIMP DADDY GIRLY MAN.
ReplyDeleteI went and voted for Carly Davis. NO WAY an I doing ANYTHING that makes Bristol feel like she can still tell her "fans" what to do!
ReplyDeleteBWHAHAHAHA, Hey Mom Tripp's new Trial Daddy is Joey Junkie. Sarah:"Can he GRIFT"? "Can he work with TAWD in the Sex Business"? Briscow: "Mom the LameStream Media will be all over that." Sarah: I'll just go on Fox and say that they're telling LIES, if I still have a job there".
ReplyDeleteI voted for his competition..Carly Davis is in the lead..give him more votes!!!
ReplyDeleteVoted for her also,too! :)
DeleteCarly's a chick, I mean, have you ever met a dude named Carly?
Delete:-)
The husband of a friend of mine is called Carly. I have no idea if that's his real name, I just call him Carly like everyone else does.
DeleteYep!! Here's her profile
Deletehttp://www.slednecks.com/team/carly-davis/
Joey Junker apparently can't win based on his own ability (voted for by people who actually follow the sport) if he's got to stoop to letting Bristol beg for his votes. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteSad but these dudes get injured and head trauma. Plus all the toxins they need to heal and keep freaky fearless. By 25 and younger they can be mush brained already.
DeleteSeriously, he is perfect for a Bristol type.
That's how the Palin/Heath clans roll!
DeleteSo if you have Palin Wonky Eyes, you should wear clear 'NON-PRESCRIPTION' Eye wear? What effect are they trying to exhibit? Stupid, 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT',
ReplyDeleteGRIFTER WASILLABILLIES will never 'LOOK' SMART.
The glasses are too big for her face. Looks ridiculous.
DeleteCarly Davis is 'Kicking Ass', I voted for Carly. Junker is in 2nd place with 3rd place coming on fast.
ReplyDeleteVote For Carly Davis, he is the best.
That family has no shame. Look at that first pic, she was obviously pregnant when doing DWTS, in 2010.
ReplyDeleteLook at the second pic, those ill-fitting glasses, and warped chin implant.
That chin looks like the lumpy butt of a 500 lb woman.
DeleteB.O.B Ballin on a Budget
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ballinonabudget.tv/b-o-b-talks-sleds-girls-alaskapartying-and-life-with-fmx-sled-superstar-jimmy-blaze/
About Slednecks: The Slednecks are a group of professional freestyle snowmobilers. They travel the country year round and put on shows at various events. The Sledneck riders perform motocross style tricks for crowds of snowmobile enthusiast. They pull off insane ariel stunts like back flips with the use of massive ramps and jumps.
Joey Junker sponsors: slednecks, hmk, scott goggles, turnagain hardcore, hybrid color films
http://www.braandapparel.com/Joey-Junker-Braand.html
SLEDNECKS GoPro CLIP OF THE WEEK: JOEY JUNKER
http://www.joydigger.com/2012/02/29/slednecks-gopro-clip-of-the-week-joey-junker/
There are busted bones, burning couches, and hopes of seeing Todd Palin.
http://www.skinet.com/skiing/fondue-party/ski-culture/2010/01/arctic-man
PARTY ON WASILLA
http://partyonwasilla.blogspot.com/
Shred News
http://boardinghouse.ca/uncategorized/slednecksxiv
http://proudline.wordpress.com/page/2/
I had a feeling that there was some "business deal" in the works when Junker (HAHAHAH) showed up on Brissy's FB. I would think the guy would have more pride than to have his current squeeze try to buy votes for him.
ReplyDeleteBut it doesn't surprise me that the Palins have tied their latest attention grab to this poor guy. Pretty soon, if he does not get wise, he will be owned lock stock and barrel by the Palins.
Junker better run fast from that Palin Klan. He'll be nothing but sorry for being affiliated w/them. Poor guy!!
DeleteJunker is behind Carly Davis by about 400 votes! Does Joey know about the Palin Curse?
ReplyDeleteHe will find out soon enough.
DeleteVOTE FOR CARLY!!! She's a girl, by the way.
ReplyDeleteSo Joey Junkie is losing to a Girl? He is just like Todd when he lost on SES. No wonder Briscow wants him, she might be able to control him. NOT.
DeleteI didn't know Carly was a girl - all the better!
DeleteCarly's a woman? Now, what did the grifter say back in '08 about a woman not supporting another woman?
DeleteThank you, 2:42!!
DeleteSo, is it to EMPOWER bdull to use her moms brain dead followers to SUPPORT her boyfriend??
Seems like Carly is a woman in a mans sport (you know what I mean...like POLITICS, eh, sarah?)
She could probably use the support, needed or not.
Even sarahs twisted take on Madeline Albright s quote puts sarah in HELL!!!!
:)
She writes, "you tea partiers", as in "you know how my critics said that you tea partiers got me through DWTS". Is she like Ann Romney and "you people" now?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Bristol a supporter of the Tea Party like her mom? Why does she refer to them as 'you' people.
My, she's got a lot of nerve asking the very people who've supported her family time and time and time again, by voting, supporting, donating money, donating volunteer time working hard to get her mom's name out there by campaigning and standing at the ready. Bristol, like her family, really take that mile and draw blood from their fans. Doesn't she know that people move on, and that she looks foolish soliciting another pound of flesh from tired people during the holidays? And in the wake of the Connecticut shooting?
Slednecks? Rednecks on sleds?
ReplyDeleteYou know they've done studies. The one man a woman can't resist is one just like her Dad. If Junker is anything like Tawd, Bristol will fall head over heels. And then work the rest of her life supporting him. Looks like she's already shilling for him.
Is Joey a PIMP like Pappa Tadd?
Delete"shilling" reminds me of "pimping", which leads me to believe your comment is spot-on!!
DeleteYou mean Bristol will fall heels over head dontcha?
DeleteWhat's she gonna do for his career? make him look like he has a sugar mama?
DeleteBristol was definitely Pregnant in that 2010 photo,
ReplyDeleteno hard working Dancer would have a BELLY that Big.
How many Births have you given, Bristol? Willow is trying to catch up with you. The Wasilla Baby Factory
with no Dad's around. Pathetic Palins.
Carly Davis ROCKS, Junker rides like a JUNKIE. Vote for Carly Davis.
ReplyDeleteVOTE FOR CARLY!!!
ReplyDeleteCarly is currently kicking Junkers butt 36 to 27%.
DeleteKeep those votes coming in for Carly Davis!
"Well, it’s time to activate again! :)"
ReplyDeleteYou mean get knocked-up, don't you scag?
Meh, not voting because I don't CARE. She's a carbon copy of her mother. In SPADES.
ReplyDeleteBLEAH!!!!!
Vote for Carly...she is in the lead and Joey JUNKER is in 2nd place. You know what to do, people!
ReplyDeleteWow, how desperate can she be? Using her extremely popular, ahem, "christian" blog to get some Junk in her trunk? What I find interesting, is the timing of this post. Does she know "Jesus's birthday" is 5 days from now, and she's trying to "game" the votes on her booty call's reality show?
ReplyDeleteI'm just wondering- what if all the visitors to a certain, ahem, "now defunct blog" work REALLY hard at getting Gryphen's choice for a winner voted in?
I know Gryphen's too classy to suggest doing something so wrong, but someone named "Guy Fawlkes" could post a name, any name - who would know?....
Most religious scholars agree that Jesus was really born in the spring. The nascent christians moved his birthday to winter to coincide with the already-celebrated solstice.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
ReplyDeleteBlimpo and the Monkey Queen come out of their winter slumber to go Wasilly-Trolling for meat? Please.... Get the Monkey Queen to call her pals in North Korea and have them send another batch of flying monkeys and after they are delivered, seal the mountain shut again... Can't let these vacuum up all the seal droppings in one pass?...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
Junker!!!! Interesting last name. Would be a good one for Bristol as she is pure junk just like her horrible mother!
ReplyDeleteYep. A Klondike KarTRASHian meets JUNKer. If she has another kid from this hook up guess they'll name it HEFTY BAG.
DeleteI'd love to see Huffpo run a story on how Bristol is getting mommy's tea party to vote for Tripp's new "daddy".
ReplyDeleteGive Us The Scoop
Do you have a news tip, firsthand account, information or photos about a news story to pass along to our editors? Send a news tip or email us at scoop@huffingtonpost.com
The Daily Mail needs pictures and tips. They love a good "love" SEX story, mystery. Business arrangements, athletes with sponsors are part of what they will cover. This is American enterprise. They are either having sex and she wants to get votes from her world wide audience or he has hired her to help promote him and his sponsors.
DeleteThanks for the fun, G. My vote is in for.....Carly Davis. Blame it on the Bri.
ReplyDeleteI saw Brisdull's post yesterday & went & voted for the female (Carly). She is the most qualified & it would irritate Brisdull if she won. The thought of helping that bitch in any way is not something I cannot do. Vote for Carly & really tick Brisdull off.
ReplyDeleteRight now, that scuzzy character (Junker) is closing in on Carly. Don't let him win. (He may be the nicest person in Alaska, but the fact he even talks to the Bitch says it all.) Go to the site & vote Carly! A vote for Carly is a vote against Brisdull!
Carly travels all over with Junker, is obviously physically fit, and has some personality judging by her photos.
DeleteBitchtol's looking a little green.
So Bristol is still living a lie. Her mother stole her first born special needs son and passed him off as her own. How does she live with herself? Her other son Tripp is older than she claims an also being taught to be a homophobe. Her third hidden son is still stashed away somewhere. What a sad worthless life she leads. I feel so bad for her. She must be terribly depressed and mentally unstable.
ReplyDeleteBristol needs to be taking online college courses.
ReplyDeleteVote for Carly Davis, she's #1 right now.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA G you out did yourself again.
ReplyDeleteher fake blog reads like one big sorry commercial for used cars. she is scraping the bottom as usual. Pitiful but enjoyable.
It's a joke how bustol uses dwts as if it's the Olympics and she got the bronze meatal.lol What a loose slutty idiot. It amazing but not surprising how she is oblivious of her ignorance. Stone no joke idiot.
What happened to all that fake jesus bullshit she was pawning off? What number is daddy funky junky? Fucking redneck I mean sledneck. Pathetic raging idiots. It's one dummy after another.
Another e-mail harvest by the grifters.
ReplyDeleteI have a couple of junk-mail addresses that I use solely for registering at 'conservative' crap like this, and it's incredible to see the solicitations that I get soon after on those accounts from "affiliates" of these grifter idiots.
Anytime the right-wing fake patriots get a little low in their vacation fund, they go to these trusty lists to grift and/or shill. And I laugh every time at their desperation, and the stupidity of those baggers who actually support them financially. Bunch of losers. Ha Ha
You are so right! I also use throw away emails. Highly recommend it to everyone. There is one called hidemyass.com, click on "anonymous email" to create an account. You can even set your own time limit to when you want the email address to expire. I never even go back to look at what crap anyone sent to me.
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As of 302AM, Carly is 10% of Mr. Junker.
ReplyDeleteIs this a daily voting thing or a once voting thing? I didn't see any info anywhere.
Sally Heath "liked" Joey Junker on Tuesday.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/sally.heath.31
Willow Bianca is friends with Bristol Bay who is friends with Joey Junker. Seems Willow is almost finished with school.
how long did it take? 6 months to do a 6 week course?
DeletePo white trash.
ReplyDeletePalins are looking for their next Alaskan Tax Credit check. Sarah already tried to set up a snowmachine show for Todd that didn't get off the ground. The Palins are too boring so that need to bring someone exciting into the fold---How else will they get make on TV?
ReplyDeleteShe may be considering doing a documentary on spinal cord injuries or brain trauma. How to avoid it or the new technology and advancements in treatment.
DeleteBristol can't even spell Spinal cord or brain trauma without help.
DeleteEven the pee ponders have been objecting to the Bristol Junker shakedown. End of the line when that happens
ReplyDeleteBristol has the worst taste in men since Levi left her. What a pathetic Daddy replacement for Tripp. She must have a death wish for Tripp if she is hoping he grows up to be an extreme sports bozo. Death wish or like that poor Thacx man.
ReplyDeleteCarly Davis is actually Joey Junkers ex girlfriend, they dated for years up until recently
ReplyDeleteThanks, that's a interesting tidbit. I bet Bristol is already jealous of her. Even more reason to vote for her, again and again, hehe.
DeleteCarly Davis is the daughter of Scott Davis, who is Todd Palin's Iron Dog partner. Scott is the one who wins the most often and Todd wins if his partner is Scott. Sarah couldn't get anyone interested in her program promoting Todd as a hunk winner of the Iron Dog so the plan was that it would feature Joey Junker instead. Must be awkward--both Bristol and Sarah begging for votes on the internet for Bristol's latest boyfriend and Mama's hopeful star of her next reality show. Betting against Todd's sledding partner's family. If they had any class at all, they wouldn't have chosen favorites between Joey and Carly. Will be interesting to see how long it takes Joey to realize that he has been used--but he should have figured that out when the Palins started having all their publicity agents brag about how Bristol was dating a professional snow machiner. Guess he didn't finish high school but then seems like very few people in Wasilla do--but they take the GED like the Palin kids and that means they can pass the 8th grade level.
DeleteObviously, Carly has more talent and personality and drive than Bristol will ever have. Compared to Carly, Bristiol must be a real drag.
DeleteAre you that desperate Joey?
Joey left Carly for Bristol? Or did Carly leave Joey because she just wasn't that interested in him.
ReplyDeleteIf Joey is a dim bulb, he will be a perfect fit for Bristol.
However, if he does not stand on his own talents, but rather allows Bristol to get her minions to vote for him.... well, the next step is purse carrier.
Have you NO self-respect Joey?