Thursday, December 13, 2012

The Year in Political Fashion. And some obvious observations by moi.

The Washington Post's Jonathan Capehart has put up his picks for "The Year in Political Fashion."

There were a number of obvious choices such as Santorum's sweater vest, Chris Christie's omnipresent fleece, and Mitt Romney's Costco purchased mom jeans.

There were also a few that became internet memes, such as this picture of Hillary.


And this picture of Paul Ryan.

I am certainly by NO means an expert on fashion (Understatement of the year), and I disagree with some of Capehart's choices. However with one example I think he was dead on.

Here is how Capehart described this look: 

Sarah Palin was all over the place with this outfit, worn while stumping for Missouri Senate candidate Sarah Steelman. The superman t-shirt screamed: “laundry day!” The Capri pants were fine, even with that belt. Don’t get me started on her wedges. Any taller and they’d qualify as stilts.

Yes indeed Palin's choice to just throw on any old thing laying on the Palin recreational vehicle floor certainly sent the message that either she simply did not give a shit about dressing professionally anymore, or she had no idea HOW to dress herself. (Guess which one I am leaning toward.)

However it occurs to me that there were other, earlier examples that she had some form of "dressing yourself dyslexia" as well.

Wearing a see thru top and drenched in sweat in July.
In Wasilla voting during GOP primary in March
Sweaty and bitchy in Iowa wearing Piper's t-shirt during straw poll in February.
Sporting her vagina crucifix during screening of "The Undefeated" in Pella.
 And I am not even going to bother with post pictures of ALL of the bizarre wigs that Palin has stapled to her head in the last few years. Those pretty much speak for themselves.

(And I believe I mean that quite literally.)

However, to be fair, was there EVER really a time that when Palin was forced to dress herself that she WASN'T adorned in trailer park chic?

You know I think that SOME people actually bought into the image of the perfectly coiffed, professionally dressed politician that the McCain campaign spent $150,000 trying to create.

But let's face it, Palin was ALWAYS that poor mentally challenged girl in the corner with the mismatched clothes and the bike helmet on her head to keep her from running into sharp corners. Yet people saw what they WANTED to see in her and THEY were the ones who were surprised that she could not live up to their expectations.

Alaskans? Yeah, not so much.

Update: I almost forgot to include this last photograph which I think succinctly drives home my point.

44 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Oh, Gryphen, your last paragraph says it ALL!

    Best of the season and a blessed New Year to you and your daughter from here in Oregon!

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  2. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Not to be nitpicky but I think this caption "Sweaty and bitchy in Iowa wearing Piper's t-shirt during straw poll in February." is wrong. More like "Sweaty and bitchy in Iowa wearing Piper's t-shirt during the Iowa State Fair in August of 2011. Acting like she's part of the Iowa Straw Poll and running for President when she's not." In February it's probably cold enough that her Belmonts would have been at full salute.

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  3. Anonymous11:11 AM

    The awful pix of Paylin are just terrible examples of a person suffering from dementia, obsession,or some sociological condition.

    Here's a whole page of any of 'em, all of 'em that are just beyond belief

    http://www.celebitchy.com/256408/sarah_palin_explains_her_makeover_shes_writing_a_fitness_self-discipline_book/

    Especially this one illustrates the sad demeanor, the anorexia, the probable drug use, and the horrible wardrobe malfunction.

    http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909705.jpg

    Sorry to say $arah, you look like a refugee from a meth drug clinic who fell into a Goodwill bin

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    1. Anonymous1:37 PM

      "Refugee from a meth drug clinic who fell into a Goodwill bin." A big double snort! Oh my freaking god, GOOD ONE!! You guys just crack me up.

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  4. sally in MI11:16 AM

    My favorite is actually the end of that fake half-marathon, when she shows up at the finish line in makeup and with a dry tee except for where she threw some water around her neck,
    and dry underarms. I think that was the same race where she floated over the curb.

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    1. Anonymous4:28 PM

      That was classic Sarah Palin.

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  5. Anonymous11:17 AM

    OT - related to earlier post about Bristol's shows' tax credit

    Malia Litman's new post reports that the Director of the Division of Economic Development was replaced just before the tax credit was approved and there have been changes to the legislation making it easier to get the credit.

    This seems important. Gryphen, Your thoughts would be appreciated.

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    1. Anonymous1:07 PM

      Yes, please. It is hard to believe she set this up as she did and it is on the up and up that her family and cronies get the best subsidies. As it is definitely obvious there is not one morsel of benefit to the state of Alaska. THE ONLY BENEFITS OF THE TRIPP SHOW ARE FOR THE PALINS.

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    2. Anonymous3:19 PM

      Yes, that is correct. I will always associate Sarah Palin with Alaska. For me, it will always be Sarah Palin's Alaska.Sorry Alaskans, I will never visit your state of dysfunction and criminal government. You bought her and you now own her. Or does she still own you....

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    3. Anonymous4:09 PM

      LOL I think she still owns them!!

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    4. Anonymous4:48 PM

      See how in love the Alaskans were when Sarah was running..yep she was the biggest thing that happened in Alaska and they were in love.

      http://mudflats.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gov1.jpg

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  6. Anonymous11:35 AM

    I have only four words to utter but I think they pretty much sum her up: smarmy, skanky, discheveled and yucky.

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  7. WHEW! That last photo of Baldy...that's the look of DEATH! That tranny ain't looking too good y'all!

    I wonder if all the bad news she's been receiving lately will have her looking worse than THAT soon!

    The noose must be getting tighter...this is what CreepyJr posted on his FB today...

    "Chuck Heath, Jr.
    4 hours ago
    I will never understand why some people seem to get such a perverse pleasure out of seeing decent, hardworking people in pain. It’s those people that probably need to look in the mirror and do more soul searching than anyone else."

    HeHe...poor CreepyJr...as they say...looks like the chickens have come home to roost...or in Baldy's case....the moose have come home to shit! LOL!!

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    1. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Well gee. it's nice for him to be concerned about those OUTSIDE the Heath/Palin clan - since, "decent and hardworking" doesn't apply to any Palin I've seen.

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    2. Sound the Warning Bells Goobergovernment waste ahead12:11 PM

      "decent, hardworking people" hey Chuckie- Lemme know when you find some of them. Sure as hell they aren't on the Menard legislative payroll are they? Working on the Knik Arm Bridge fiasco? Or the Point Mackenzie Port and Rail Link?

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    3. Anonymous12:41 PM

      "When Sarah was born, she was round and pink with a shock of black hair. Dad commented that she looked like a bulldog."
      Chuck Jr., "Our Sarah", pg. 102

      She's come a long way, baby. Or not.

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    4. Anonymous1:03 PM

      Sister Sarah must be baking cookies right now to save the decent, hardworking people of Alaska who have a long cold winter ahead of them.

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  8. Anonymous11:47 AM

    She is so dried up looking.

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  9. Anonymous11:55 AM

    My 2012 toss up: The FAUX interview in the pink with nest of weasels on her head or Tickle Me Elmo. I could NOT stop laughing!

    The RAGING fake fire in the fireplace, also too.




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  10. Anonymous12:03 PM

    That ast one just creams "beteween stints at rehab"

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  11. The "vagina crucifix" always reminds me of that sceen from The Exorcist.

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    1. Anita Winecooler8:37 PM

      Whew!
      I thought it was just me!

      So True.

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  12. Anonymous12:25 PM

    how's that ivanna trump wannabe thing goin' for ya $carah ?



    skank

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  13. Anonymous12:26 PM

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/13/track-palin-divorce-guns/

    Sarah Palin's son Track is loaded ... TMZ has learned ... saying goodbye to his marriage with his most prized possessions in hand ... guns.

    Track Palin and his soon-to-be ex-wife Britta filed divorce docs which tick off who gets what.

    -- 23-year-old Track -- an Army reservist -- gets the $30,000 Wells Fargo bank account, $500 in tools, and his $1,000 gun collection.

    -- 22-year-old Britta gets her $2,500 bank account and her $4,000 in jewelry.

    TMZ broke the story, the couple filed jointly for divorce in an Alaskan court ... which means they have fully settled their property and custody issues, including child support for their 1-year-old daughter.

    According to the doc, Track rakes in $42,800 a year -- and has agreed to pay $642 a month in child support. Track and Britta have agreed to split any other child-related expenses, including medical and travel.

    Britta gets physical custody, and will share legal custody with Track.

    The sanctity of marriage.

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    1. Anonymous12:58 PM

      What a guy. After a year of marriage they had nothing in a joint account? She gets $2,500 and jewelry. She must have really wanted to hurry up and make a deal to get out of that disaster.

      The whole thing is fishy.

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    2. Anonymous1:49 PM

      Wow I didn't know people in the reserves made that kind of money?? or is that from his 6 weeks a year fishing job? Don't people in the reserves also work when they are not serving..I have a friend whose son is in the reserves (he served in the Marines) and he goes to meetings but he also works a full time job.

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    3. Anonymous2:33 PM

      Track makes much more than Levi yet pays one-half the child support? Why is he leaving her with next to nothing? Really sounds like a quickie divorce - just like their quickie marriage.

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    4. Anonymous2:36 PM

      Well, Track and Britta's medical expense for their 1/32 Native Alaskan baby Kayla will be zero $ because it will all be paid for by the rest of us taxpayers. I'm sure Track Palin loves his government's handout just like his Moma Palin.

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    5. Anonymous3:48 PM

      That the Palins have so much money for health care yet take from the services set aside for Native Alaskans who are for the most part poor is disgusting. They have no empathy - no conscience - no shame. I'd think the Native People would vote to dissociate themselves from the Palin Clan. She's been no friend to them.

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    6. Anonymous4:00 PM

      So. Britta gets custody of Kyla and child support. Nothing else. She leaves the marriage with what she had back then. I wonder what happened to make Britta so eager to get away from this marriage WITH her child?

      Track is ok with that? Sarah is ok with that? The Palins never made a fuss about Britta or Kyla - only occasional photo shoots.

      I wish Britta and Kyla a happy healthy life... I hope they escaped this toxic family.

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    7. Anonymous5:12 AM

      I don't mean to offend anyone, but where I'm from, earning that amount would be called 'struggling on near minimum wage' rather than 'raking it in!' it just makes me so sad for America that you guys live this way. Yes, I'm taking into account the exchange rate and other factors. The rich really do rule and the rest of you suffer. To put it in perspective, I recently got a new job as an administrator in the HR department - while I use it to work towards my Masters degree. That sort of low level role pays $60 000 to $65 000. And though I am happy with that, it's hardly a means to tell people I'm raking it in! Basically it will be enough to live appropriately and well and keep me fed, clothed, clean, sheltered and healthy. I won't be buying designer clothes or having $300 nights out every week (every month perhaps). I have to seriously suggest to the younger generation of Americans; just move. It's not worth it! Pick up sticks and move somewhere they appreciate workers and pay them living wages. Everyone should have the right to be able to fully support themselves and their needs and have a little extra for savings or splurging. There's no excuse for a world where $40 000 a year is considered ambitious.

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  14. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Hail to Sarah Palin the fashion queen!! We love the hooker shoes the best. Hey Sarah whatcha think about this link? http://www.buzzfeed.com/upsydoozy/pi-uncovers-connection-between-secret-service-pal-8dae

    Please Sarah weigh in on Greta tonight. Or maybe you can weigh in on your Wasilly radio station? Or maybe you can send Shailey Tripp one of your famous letters like you sent to Prof. Scharlott or McGinnis? Oh Sarah has Todd been hangin out with hookers? Hey Todd, you been hangin out with hookers? How about a new question, Sarah and Todd exactly what is your relationship with prostitutes andwhat is your exact relationship with Shailey Tripp? You know the lady who donated to your campaign? Who gave you a massage while you were faking a pregnancy and received lippodissolve while faking a pregnancy? You know the woman who fucked your husband over and over again and appeared on stage with you while texting his mistress? You know the woman who write that non fiction personal account of how your husband Todd Palin pimped her out??? Please Sarah, I dare you to say something. Dairygate, hookergate, babygate all coming out. http://www.buzzfeed.com/upsydoozy/pi-uncovers-connection-between-secret-service-pal-8dae

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  15. Anonymous12:53 PM

    I am so looking forward to the next Scarah bed hair, bed jacket fashion statement on Fox. Can't wait until that screech echos across the tubes with all her simple Scarah down home folksie lore about Traps battles for her freedom.

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    1. Anonymous3:22 PM

      She has cleaned up her act. Remember the green grinch in the green room with the none decor and the bed jackets?

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  16. Anonymous1:33 PM

    In the Fairbanks Newminer article under Tracks divorce I posted a comment asking why they were not pursuing the Dairygate/Beus indictment story and guess what - it has been deleted..why don't they want this to come out? They even tried burying the story..you have to type in Palin in the search book to find it.

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  17. Anonymous2:26 PM

    If ever there is a Valley Trash Barbie, it should look like Sarah. Why stop there? They could put out a whole series of the Palins; just think of the hair possibilities. Just as long as the girls have functioning parts so they can birth all those tiny babies.

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  18. Anonymous2:27 PM

    The Shadow First Pimp, the ScreechHooker, and Mr. Pee90X were so close to being just a heartbeat away from the Presidency. The GOTP disappoints.

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  19. Anonymous3:21 PM

    She looks to be less than 100 pounds in that last pic. I still wonder if Todd is slowly poisoning her. He'd have a lot to gain with her out of the picture.

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  20. Anonymous3:37 PM

    One couldn't write a better soap opera than "The Lies of the Palins."

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  21. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Why does Sarah look flat in Piper's t-shirt but she has breast in the red see thru shirt? Did Sarah get her mouth realigned like Bristol did but Sarah's breast grew instead of her chin?

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  22. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Trailer trash doesn't know she is suppose to wear a cami under that see thru red blouse..IDIOT, especially at her age..does she think she's a teenager..I doubt her daughters wear clothes like that.

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  23. Anonymous6:01 PM

    Funny Sarah used to dress like the old lady from the trailer park now she dresses like the hooker from the trailer park. Is that pink thing in the trash picture a skirt or her pj's?

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  24. Anita Winecooler8:48 PM

    Good Post, It's hard to pick just one favorite.

    What I loved was after the Belmont strap on Aqua Bra incident, she complained that NOW she'll have to dress in layers, because she felt uncomfortable knowing men were "commenting" on her breasts.

    I'm torn between the Crucifix Vagina, and the superman shirt one. Capehart was too kind about the capri pants. Who wants to see granny's kankles and crud covered gnarly toes?

    She not only sweats a lot, she sticks her tongue out while simultaneously licking her lips and keeping one eye on Russia.

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  25. Anonymous11:26 PM

    Sarah Palin has ugly Talons instead of feet, and claw like hands . Does she have some sort of degenerative disease, of does METH cause that?

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