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Saturday, January 12, 2013
Ahh! Well this is a MUCH more accurate representation of Todd Palin!
Well you have to admit that this captures his essence far better than the original.
What a hoot! Hope someone sends it to Shailey as well as the Alaska Magazine publishing team with the note that this was the more appropriate photo of Todd for their cover!
I'm sure he and sister Sarah are gonna love it too!
All that's left is for someone who's not a 'friend' of the Iron Dog to post it on the Iron Dog FB page. That includes me out, unfortunately. They could use a good reminder that Todd Palin is a middle-aged former champion who hasn't won in years. Especially this year with their outreach activities they could have offered any number of fabulous covers (even including Palin as well) to Alaska Magazine - and instead they whore themselves.
He's not wearing a girdle. He's standing so upright and erect because Sarah has been sticking that pimping cane up his ass since Rupert and Roger kicked her to the curb. Todd, of course, couldn't be more thrilled.
Then again, no one hardly notices when Todd is "erect" usually, because of his diminutive manhood appendage. According to reliable sources, "some say". LOL
Something is up. Sarah and the rest are so quiet. Bristol is only posting bully stuff and Sarah has her new Sarah for President sight up with her followers telling the world how great she is. Of course, her followers are the only ones reading it and I am sure a ton of the followers are snoopers like us just playing with them. Sarah was on Greta last night, but not live. She was just in a shot with Graham. She must be done, no live shots or conversations with her anymore. Their whole life is a secret, where is Willow, where in Junkie, Sarah, etc. I am thinking the Palins are quiet because they are being investigated in a ton of areas, criminal and FED, IRS, etc. Grab your popcorn.
That kitchen table in the Palin Compound must be getting a beating these days as the Palins hammer out their next move. Seems that their business ventures: pimping, reality tv, politician, political "pendant," hair stylist, even the open purse SarahPAC has gone under. Todd's new business venture with Junker, Bristol's current trial daddy? With Bristol as cheer leader, how could that fail?
God bless all those who have gotten away from the grip of that horrible family.
I agree, it's not like Sarah to be quiet for such a long period of time. Somebody is shutting her up.
(Like a mysterious omen, when I typed the words "shutting her up" the words in the comment above "SarahPAC" lit up. Hmmmmm. I really think that the hounds of Diarygate are sniffing closer and closer. Sarah does pay alot of money for attorney fees. In this case, she may be following their advice to just keep quiet. Anything that she says or does will be used against her.
(Her post about being bullied and told to shut up is probably real. She loves being the center of attention, and she must be bursting at the seams to defend herself, no matter what the accusations are.)
Toad needs bigger pockets on his coat on order to store his collection of slightly-used condoms. Yeah, Toad recycles. Way to go, Toad. You're quite a man. Sort of. Just like your wife.
For Todd to pretend to know what "college stuff" is, now THAT'S funny!
At least for most of us who actually went to college, the "college stuff" we experienced didn't involve eloping with some wonky-eyed skank who had found out a month earlier that she'd gotten knocked up by someone OTHER THAN YOU, her "steady" boyfriend.
Although I must admit that the wonky-eye thing can be kinda sexy sometimes (on the right gal, when you can at least tell she's making eye contact 50% of the time), but true skankism is never sexy, even after that 5th martini on an empty stomach (other than a bunch of olives).
Alto my ass. That boy ain't Eye-talian, and he sure ain't ready for HBO, but he's a Soprano. Of course, being de-nutted by SP hasn't helped the poor boy in the voice department. But it is NOT her fault he's so fucking dumb. He found a perfect match... Them two re-tards was made for one another.
I understand that Todd did one semester of college on a sports scholarship... somewhere in one of the formerly Confederate states, but I don't know where. Sounded to me like once he got there, he didn't perform the way they thought he should, and dumped him.
I have a comment and a question. He looks like he is wearing Sarah's clothes. So is THAT why she buys all those tacky things (including the platform shoes and thigh-high purple suede boots): double usage???????
Hahahahaha! Gryphen! I don't know which is funnier, Bloated Toad in his Iron Dog jammies or Bloated Toad in his black velvet James O'Keefe look-alike Hugh-Hefner-wanna-be get up. Photo Shop is a wonderful tool.
I sure wish I knew why the pimp seems immune from the law. Anchorage PD is corrupt and half are his clients, so not unusual that they protect him. But why is he safe from the FBI and/or other federal law enforcement? His connections to government contractors, Dept. of Defense, military, etc. must be "special." Probably a good percentage of these are corrupt as well. With 12 years of war related spending and time to make lots of contacts, these guys must be untouchable.
Gryphen, do you know anything about Todd's connection to military related prostitution/trafficking? Do you think Drop Zone Bill has heard any rumors? Have you heard anything about the crime going on at Ft. Greely and Ft. Richardson?
Is it considered sex? If Todd is only 4 inches fully erected does that count as sex? Its not like he can reach anything with it. He must look like a dog pumping air?
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It's perfect!
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot! Hope someone sends it to Shailey as well as the Alaska Magazine publishing team with the note that this was the more appropriate photo of Todd for their cover!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he and sister Sarah are gonna love it too!
Piper you proud of papa?
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
ReplyDeleteQ & A could be T & A with Todd Palin
Fantastic Job!
ReplyDeleteAll that's left is for someone who's not a 'friend' of the Iron Dog to post it on the Iron Dog FB page. That includes me out, unfortunately. They could use a good reminder that Todd Palin is a middle-aged former champion who hasn't won in years. Especially this year with their outreach activities they could have offered any number of fabulous covers (even including Palin as well) to Alaska Magazine - and instead they whore themselves.
ReplyDeleteThe man girdle is kool. The dud is a reel trend setter.
ReplyDeleteHe's not wearing a girdle. He's standing so upright and erect because Sarah has been sticking that pimping cane up his ass since Rupert and Roger kicked her to the curb. Todd, of course, couldn't be more thrilled.
DeleteThen again, no one hardly notices when Todd is "erect" usually, because of his diminutive manhood appendage. According to reliable sources, "some say". LOL
The photographer has captured the real Todd Palin. No, it's not photoshopped. That's what he looks like.
ReplyDeletethat highlights the baggie eyes and pock marks mucho better
ReplyDeleteLMAO !!!
Damn, Ric!
ReplyDeleteThat's pimp-a-licious! You got skillz!
There ya go! Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't easy being a pimp, huh Toad?
needs moar pot belly
ReplyDeleteWhat the Palin's will do for a dolla-dolla bill y'all.
ReplyDeleteSomething is up. Sarah and the rest are so quiet. Bristol is only posting bully stuff and Sarah has her new Sarah for President sight up with her followers telling the world how great she is. Of course, her followers are the only ones reading it and I am sure a ton of the followers are snoopers like us just playing with them. Sarah was on Greta last night, but not live. She was just in a shot with Graham. She must be done, no live shots or conversations with her anymore. Their whole life is a secret, where is Willow, where in Junkie, Sarah, etc. I am thinking the Palins are quiet because they are being investigated in a ton of areas, criminal and FED, IRS, etc. Grab your popcorn.
ReplyDeleteThat kitchen table in the Palin Compound must be getting a beating these days as the Palins hammer out their next move. Seems that their business ventures: pimping, reality tv, politician, political "pendant," hair stylist, even the open purse SarahPAC has gone under. Todd's new business venture with Junker, Bristol's current trial daddy? With Bristol as cheer leader, how could that fail?
DeleteGod bless all those who have gotten away from the grip of that horrible family.
I agree, it's not like Sarah to be quiet for such a long period of time. Somebody is shutting her up.
Delete(Like a mysterious omen, when I typed the words "shutting her up" the words in the comment above "SarahPAC" lit up. Hmmmmm.
I really think that the hounds of Diarygate are sniffing closer and closer. Sarah does pay alot of money for attorney fees. In this case, she may be following their advice to just keep quiet. Anything that she says or does will be used against her.
(Her post about being bullied and told to shut up is probably real. She loves being the center of attention, and she must be bursting at the seams to defend herself, no matter what the accusations are.)
Toad needs bigger pockets on his coat on order to store his collection of slightly-used condoms. Yeah, Toad recycles. Way to go, Toad. You're quite a man. Sort of. Just like your wife.
ReplyDeleteLike that!
DeleteDidn't the Toad keep his DNA in a tissue, too?
Deletelove it, love it...have you seen tawwwd..yep sarah he's all yours!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think she wants him either. She just needs him to keep the secrets safe.
DeleteROFLMAO....is he PIMPLICIOUS or what! He looks like he saying..."BITCH...where's my MONEY!"
ReplyDeleteI freaking can't stop laughing!
Bravo Ric M....Bravo!
Oh yeah...here's the actual Q & A from the magazine by the Toad...it's chock full of shit...as with all things Palin! LOL!!
ReplyDeletehttp://webdev01.devmags.com/~alaskama/index.php/iron-dog-race-frame/150-everybody-really-trusts-each-other
Oh that's precious!!!! "...then did college stuff..." Todd did "College Stuff"? WTF??
DeleteFor Todd to pretend to know what "college stuff" is, now THAT'S funny!
DeleteAt least for most of us who actually went to college, the "college stuff" we experienced didn't involve eloping with some wonky-eyed skank who had found out a month earlier that she'd gotten knocked up by someone OTHER THAN YOU, her "steady" boyfriend.
Although I must admit that the wonky-eye thing can be kinda sexy sometimes (on the right gal, when you can at least tell she's making eye contact 50% of the time), but true skankism is never sexy, even after that 5th martini on an empty stomach (other than a bunch of olives).
Cheers, Todd! Just happy I ain't you, sluggo!
Sarah went to a bunch of different colleges and Todd "did" her.
DeleteJoe Schmidt also "Did" her...
DeleteIts hard out there for a PIMP. Great post, I love it.
ReplyDeleteEspecially hard if you have an alto voice, pot belly and can't pronounce heeliecpter.
DeleteAlto my ass. That boy ain't Eye-talian, and he sure ain't ready for HBO, but he's a Soprano. Of course, being de-nutted by SP hasn't helped the poor boy in the voice department. But it is NOT her fault he's so fucking dumb. He found a perfect match... Them two re-tards was made for one another.
DeleteI understand that Todd did one semester of college on a sports scholarship... somewhere in one of the formerly Confederate states, but I don't know where. Sounded to me like once he got there, he didn't perform the way they thought he should, and dumped him.
DeleteIvyfree
I have a comment and a question. He looks like he is wearing Sarah's clothes. So is THAT why she buys all those tacky things (including the platform shoes and thigh-high purple suede boots): double usage???????
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he raids her closet when she is out of town.
DeleteSarah thinks that she's dressing like the competition.
DeleteHahahahaha! Gryphen! I don't know which is funnier, Bloated Toad in his Iron Dog jammies or Bloated Toad in his black velvet James O'Keefe look-alike Hugh-Hefner-wanna-be get up. Photo Shop is a wonderful tool.
ReplyDeleteOhhh, I have my early morning reading lined up. Got to join my husband for a movie; have a good night y’all.
ReplyDeleteLmao! Priceless! The rill dill!! Bwahaha. Thanks for sharing Richard & Gryph.
ReplyDeletePolar Pimp! Good Job, Ric M
ReplyDeleteI sure wish I knew why the pimp seems immune from the law. Anchorage PD is corrupt and half are his clients, so not unusual that they protect him. But why is he safe from the FBI and/or other federal law enforcement? His connections to government contractors, Dept. of Defense, military, etc. must be "special." Probably a good percentage of these are corrupt as well. With 12 years of war related spending and time to make lots of contacts, these guys must be untouchable.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, do you know anything about Todd's connection to military related prostitution/trafficking? Do you think Drop Zone Bill has heard any rumors? Have you heard anything about the crime going on at Ft. Greely and Ft. Richardson?
Asked about his grandpa, Trigg Johnston stuck his tongue out and said,"Todd's a faggot. Fuck him."
ReplyDeleteWasillians says the same thing.
DeleteFUCK TAWD
Kudos to the photoshop artist! Perfectly captures Pimp Daddy Tawd.
ReplyDeleteGirly man plays tough guy. Excuse me, BULLY. Things haven't changed since high school, have they Todd? Just like your "wife."
ReplyDeleteI hope Pimp Daddy Todd doesn't wear his pimp business suit to church?
ReplyDeleteOh that's right, Christian Brisket said the Palins are too busy for church.
Pray that Todd and Creepy Chuckie hasn't had their way with the Palin girls. It would be horrible if they did. Gotta break the cycle.
ReplyDelete"...Not some, not half, but ALL my cash."
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody know if Sarah Palin, Miss Wasilla, is competing in the Miss America Pageant tonight in Las Vegas?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on with the Palins?
ReplyDeleteAnybody working?
Track?
Bristol?
Willow?
Sarah?
Todd?
Or are they still counting on SarahPac to pay their way?
Any of the adult Palin kids in college?
Any of the adult Palin kids with children married?
Any of the Palins seen in church?
Is it considered sex? If Todd is only 4 inches fully erected does that count as sex? Its not like he can reach anything with it. He must look like a dog pumping air?
ReplyDeleteHey, that's true. "Air Todd" can't even close the gap and get close to the lady parts, even if Sarah had anything resembling lady parts "down there".
DeleteAIR TODD ---I like that! Kinda brings a new meaning to the Nike Swoosh!
Air Todd, banging Air only, because that's all he can reach.
Ric's the man!
ReplyDeleteZebra's the perfect pattern, but the stick seems too big for him. At least, unlike his "better half", Pimp Daddy knows his "Bling"!!!
Too funny! But more appropo than the original cover!
ReplyDeleteToo bad Pimp rhymes with Wimp, because with TAWD either can be correct.
ReplyDeleteEver hear about Todd pinch-hitting for one of his entertainers who couldn't make a rendezvous as scheduled?
ReplyDeleteIn Todd's line of work, his clients don't all eat off the same side of the menu. And some eat off both sides.
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