Christian radio hosts call feminists unattractive, child hating, narcissistic, family destroying whores. Because you know they really never want to get laid again!

Okay these guys have to be heard to be believed. Here I thought I had pretty much heard the most misogynistic comments possible, but I may have been wrong about that. Take a listen for yourselves.

If you turned it off after the first ugly comments started vomiting forth, here it is in written form courtesy of Raw Story:  

“Now remember, the goal is that these women have to be independent,” Swanson said on a show devoted to the idea that rising college costs were contributing to an alleged spike in prostitution. “The goal is lots and lots of birth control. The goal is lots and lots and lots of fornication. The goal is abortion. The day-after pill will help. And it will help a lot. Remember, the goal is to get that girl a job because she needs no stinkin’ husband, she’s got the fascist corporation and government-mandated insurance programs and socialist welfare that will take care of her womb to tomb. Who needs a cotton-pickin’ husband? Who needs a family? That’s pretty much the worldview that’s dominating, my friends. That’s what the college is all about.” 

“Because her feminist professors have told her her husband will abuse her, she will be like a slave to him,” Buehner agreed. “Instead she will just go to the slave market and sell herself, at least sell her body, to the highest bidder. See, that’s much, much better!” 

“And Dave, you talk about the two kinds of feminists now, this is your new division, you say there’s two kinds of feminists,” Swanson explained. “All of them want to be free from the family. They want to be free from the husband.” 

“Right. Actually, you’re talking about perhaps even a third stream of feminism,” Buehner interjected. “There’s the Sarah Palin kind of feminism that wants to have a husband, just not one to submit to.” 

“But talk about the two forms of feminism you see that are rising today,” Swanson asked. 

“Right, there are two forms of feminism, and it actually has to do with a division of how attractive a woman is. So, you have the group that is very attractive, they’re in the sororities, they’re gonna be in the beauty contests. They’re actually going to get the good jobs,” Buehner said. “Now they will probably some of them become the Sarah Palin-style feminists, they’ll get themselves a husband, but they’ll never be dependent on the husband, they’ll never submit to the husband, in fact they will use their power probably to make their husband submit to them.” 

“Okay, so you have the cute feminists,” Swanson said. 

“Right, you have the good-looking ones,” Buehner explained. “The other ones are those who we should say are, um, attractive-deficient. … These are the kinds that will look for careers mostly likely in academia. … They can get jobs in the government bureaucracy, they can work as an FDA administrator, or you can actually run the EPA if you want, or academia. Academia’s actually the best place because you can be angry, ugly and you can also get tenure. It’s great, it’s the big trifecta.” 

“You’re gonna make some people mad about what you’ve just said. There will be some very angry feminists,” Swanson warned. 

“You mean there will be angrier angry feminists,” Buehner shot back. “I believe history will go back to this period of time and will look at feminism and say there was a time in which women lost the love of their children. They no longer cared about having children, they no longer loved their children, they no longer loved their husbands, where for all of history women very much cared about protecting the family. Now they only cared about themselves. They were riled up into a froth about how they were victims of society, patriarchal society, and they decided to become selfish, narcissistic, family-destroying whores.”

Well ladies can't you just hardly wait to go to church today?

Seriously what kind of fucked up brand of Christianity are these troglodytes practicing?

Yes how dare the feminists fight for equal rights for women, or educate them so that they do not see themselves as nothing more than incubators for the demon offspring that issues forth from the loins of these arrogant little ass monkeys.

Oh, and that only pertains to them if they are not hot of course. If they are hot, or "Sarah Palin feminists" they can boss men around all they want. You know, because they're hot.

Picture of "hot" feminist.

Apparently the only kind "good" feminist is the Sarah Palin type of feminist. You know one that dresses like a two bit slut, ignores her children until the police drop them off at her doorstep or they pop out an ankle biter of their own, and allows her husband to subjugate women into prostituting themselves. You know, June Cleaver, if June Cleaver was an attention seeking, man loathing, pill popping lunatic.

Gotta love those Christian morals!