Saturday, January 26, 2013

Sarah Palin tells Right Wing blog that she has not yet begun to fight. (Most likely just for more attention of course.)

Apparently Palin went crawling to her buddy Stephen Bannon, (The idiot that put together the Palin hagiography "The Undefeated" and who is now running Andrew Breitbart's website now that he is no longer among the living.), to give an interview that attempts to make her recent break with Fox News seem like a canny career choice.

Here is the link so you can read it for yourself, but if you are like me you probably don't want to bet stupid on your computer, so I will provide the highlights below:

To the question of what is next in her future:

Short term: I encourage others to step out in faith, jump out of the comfort zone, and broaden our reach as believers in American exceptionalism. That means broadening our audience. I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation. We can't just preach to the choir; the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience. (Allow me to translate: I have no freaking idea what to do now! But I'm hoping that somebody will provide me with a pulpit in which to preach my message of common sense, pull yourself up with your bootstraps, down home, conservative, gibberish. Hey, are you guys hiring?)

Focus on the 2014 election is also imperative. It’s going to be like 2010, but this time around we need to shake up the GOP machine that tries to orchestrate away too much of the will of constitutional conservatives who don’t give a hoot how they do it in DC. DC is out of touch, obviously. Voices on the right like Mark Levin, Rush, and the writers here at Breitbart have come out strongly against the “go along to get along” politicians who wave the white flag before the battle even begins. We’re not going to be able to advance the cause of limited constitutional government unless we deal with these big government enablers on our side. And this all ties into the problem of crony capitalism and the permanent political class in the Beltway. We need to consistently take them on election after election – ever vigilant. (Translation: I have learned NOTHING from the last election, and am hoping to trick the voters into letting us sneak a few more of those constitutionally illiterate teabaggers into Washington. You know because THAT has really moved things right along for the American people. Oh, and can I have a job?)


As far as long-term plans, the door is wide open. I know the country needs more truth-telling in the media, and I’m willing to do that. So, we shall see. And always in the center of it all I have an awesome, full, exciting, and large family living in a very unique part of America that keeps me hopping! I love it! (Seriously, I'm not kidding, can I have a job?)


The next question is for her to give her opinion on the future of the country under the Obama presidency, you know because her opinion is always so completely, and utterly wrong:

Predicting the future has never been easier because here we are! Already we see higher taxes, a stagnant economy, the same inflationary monetary policies, Obamacare looming like a dark cloud over small businesses, yet another demand for “debt ceiling” increases, continued stonewalling about the tragic Benghazi attacks, a Secretary of Defense nominee who has a history of being antagonistic to our ally Israel, and the attack on our Second Amendment rights by an administration that has no respect for the Constitution or the separation of powers. (Translation: Blah blah, blah, Benghazi, blah blah, blah, Obamacare, blah, blah, blah Constitution. Sorry my translator threw up all over itself.)


The problem is that some on the Right are now skittish because of the lost 2012 election. They shouldn’t be. Conservatism didn’t lose. A moderate Republican candidate lost after he was perceived to alienate working class Reagan Democrat and Independent voters who didn’t turn out for him as much as they did for the McCain/Palin ticket in 2008. Granted, those same voters also didn’t turn out for Obama as strongly either. We had an election defined by a biased media plus millions of voters who sat it out in disgust. As long as we allow the media and GOP establishment to tell us who our nominees must be, we can expect to lose. I’m not interested in losing. America’s next generation can’t afford another loss. (Translation: The reason that the Republicans lost is NOT because conservatism is dead it is because Romney did not bring in the kind of votes that the McCain/Palin ticket brought in, who also lost. Oh and the media did it!)


Finally she is reminded that the MSM has said the Teabaggers are over (Because they are) and that she is now completely irrelevant. does she agree? Gee I wonder how she will respond?

I was raised to never retreat and to pick battles wisely, and all in due season. When it comes to defending our republic, we haven’t begun to fight! But we delight in those who underestimate us. (Translation: I just NEVER learn my lesson, no matter how many times I do a stupid thing, I am always rip roaring ready to do that same stupid thing again! Are you gonna hire me now?)

Okay so I think we can garner from this that Palin does not really HAVE a plan B, but us hoping that somebody, anybody will giver her a job. You no so long as she doesn't actually have to do any work or anything.

By the way did anybody else notice there was no mention of an exercise book? Gee I wonder why?


 Oh yeah, because it was bullshit!

212 comments:

  1. lostinmn3:38 PM

    I think we can assure ourselves that this is going to be Palin's way of staying in the news. She needs to get to about spring 2014 before she can peddle her shit again at the mid-terms. Until then she's going to be like an old wrinkled stripper trying desperately to keep the pasties and g-string covering on until while her brain dead mouth breathers keep sending her money hoping she bares all. She'll get these small parts, make a few headlines with the blogs and HP but her days of mention on Fox and the real MSM are over until and unless she removes those pasties and drops the g-string. Then she might get a day or two of reaction but the party is over for Sara and even HP putting this on their website hoping to get ten thousand comments won't pass muster. She's toast and only the rabid followers and the ghouls who are praying for her further descent into hades are going to go there. One final question - where's the birth certificate Sara? Or are you scraping the white out off to reveal the real mother so you can dump that last kid off to its rightful mom?

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  2. Anonymous3:40 PM

    She can't take a chance that the fools won't keep sending money to her PAC. After reading at the pee pond, they did just as predicted and are continuing to send money and are waiting for her to appear on another network (as if) or even to take out her bus. Stupid and ignorant just never get the message and that is certainly what she is counting on.

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    1. Anonymous4:17 PM

      Truly sad for the people who send her money. They have to be the most brainwashed people around!

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    2. Anonymous6:19 PM

      I give to Sarah because I have a fighting spirit and it gives Sarah strength. Also, too, I encourage others to donate to Sarah to help make Sarah strong.

      It also pays for Rebecca´s whiskey.

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    3. So true - it's not the attention she wants - it's the money - not much left except the PAC & it isn't doing so well lately.

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  3. Oh crap! Stoopid sarah spewing some word salad on defunct BreitFart site, b/c she saw the twitter hashtag that was trending yesterday, #Whatissarahpalin'snewgig
    and all the Hilarius answers b/c she is nothing but sad joke on american politics!
    Oh love this "I know the country needs more truth-telling in the media, and I’m willing to do that. "
    Sarah, I know you read here so:
    ~TriG's birthcert please
    ~Todd's a pimp, we know he is confess your & his sins! (For the greater good)
    ~after that stfu and go into a meth treatment b/c you have obviously been up all night composing the latest word salad.
    ~STFU 4 ever!

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    1. Anonymous4:11 PM

      3:42
      "...obviously been up all night composing the latest word salad."

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      'stead of "composing", composting's more like it ...

      Compost | Define Compost at Dictionary.com
      dictionary.reference.com/browse/composta mixture of various decaying organic substances, as dead leaves or manure

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    2. LOL! Thanks for the correction ;-)

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    3. Oh double crap! some stupid troll named "GenStuart" is afterme on twitter lololol! Told me "spellcheck" is my friend when I called bible spice "Spoopid"?
      No, he doesn't Get it that's why he calls himself "General Stuart"!
      Seriously, this is one of her "Fans"


      GenStuart
      @GenStuart

      Circled the Union army 3 times..Rommel studied my tactics,Schwarzkopf used my tactics also..really pissed off GEN Lee @ Gettysburg

      Greatest Cav officer, · http://www.freerepublic.com

      Bwhahahahahahahahahahahhah Dumbshit!

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    4. More truth-tellin? Really? Starting when, Sarah? Tomorrow ?

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  4. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Whatever.

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  5. I know the country needs more truth-telling in the media, and I’m willing to do that.

    Gee Sarah, that's great! Why not start with who birthed Trig?

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    1. Because Sarah thinks "truth" means whatever comes out of her mouth, not anything that's backed up by facts.

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  6. A. J. Billings3:48 PM

    In retrospect we are so fortunate that this vapid racist harpy is utterly defeated, and doesn't have anything left except facebook, Glenn Beck's coat tails or sucking up to Ted Nugent

    It's still possible of course that Granny Grifter will cause some problems in upcoming elections, and she'll likely keep on harping on the stupid.

    I think we can take comfort in the fact that is done with politics. Way too much work, and she'll risk getting exposed for Babygate, or any number of other things.

    Found these articles today, pretty interesting perspectives.


    lipstick fascism

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-

    schaeffer/sarah-palin-americas-

    lips_b_124213.html


    Palin the neocon
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH-zRrutJ_Q




    Palin: Only Americans are worth of rights under

    COnstitution
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3fm_IQ5Hco


    is palin a narcissist
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWoKyyMvgXM





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    1. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Worthy of permanent inclusion on the R side listings.

      Thank you, A. J.

      Aurora

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  7. AKinPA3:52 PM

    She says, "We can't just preach to the choir; the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience." And so she leaves Faux to go to Breitbart???

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    1. Anonymous4:09 PM

      Her options are to stay with the fringe. But, hey, Palin supporters, keep sending her money. She depends on you to advertise her so-called faith and patriotism to carry her to the bank!

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    2. I can't imagine any cable news network (that's not Fox) is going to have any patience with her demands to pre-approve questions and for them to provide suggestions for answers, and I can't imagine even someone like Wolf Blitzer or Anderson Cooper having anything but disdain for her babbling "blah, blah, #$*^ Obama, blah, blah Benghazi, blah blah, Obamacare, blah, blah, common sense, blah, blah, #$*^ Obama".

      So where's she going to get this larger audience? Having her ghostwriter do essays for the Christian Science Monitor, Wall Street Journal, or The New York Post? I can hear the guffaws from the boardrooms of the first two even now...

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    3. @KaJo
      I think you are right; she is not in a position to "demand" anything. But I would bet you that she still doesn't realize that. I'm sure a significant part of her tiny brain is still scrabbling around trying to figure out what happened.

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    4. seeopee9:01 PM

      Steve_Flesher Moderator 01/25/2013 05:54 PM

      Silver lining my friends. Now she's free to do what she wants when she wants.

      It clearly indicates that she was the dumper.

      (We have been calling her something similar for a long time)

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  8. Anonymous3:56 PM

    I'd really like to know if Tracks little baby is on "govmint" healthcare. I doubt the child would have enough Native blood(even if you count cockcolded Tawd as his father)to receive benefits.
    My guess is Sarah's own granddaughter is receiving tax payer provided healthcare.

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    1. Anonymous4:29 PM

      AS long as she can provide proof of native heritage she will be covered by Native Health care. Bet you a million bucks she already has a CIB card....

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    2. Anonymous5:27 PM

      What proof?
      Kayla, is not Todd's son? Sarah has no NA?
      Grifters.
      She will get away with b/c its alaska and fucktards like Joe miller are trying to take over.

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    3. Anonymous8:48 PM

      Not true, you have a certain percentage to receive bennies.

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    4. Anonymous11:49 PM

      Todd is as much Naive Alaskan as I am.... Not one bit. Yet, he and his extended family take advantage - advantage - of funds set aside for those who really need them. For shame, Palins. For shame!

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  9. laprofesora4:06 PM

    She is in the final phase of her self-destruction, with no handlers or voice of reason to moderate her behavior. Oh, this is gonna be good...

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    1. Anonymous5:10 PM

      Yep! I think you're right. The above was pure word "Meth" salad!

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    2. Anonymous6:40 PM


      Yes, I'm going with my original prediction, too. Third-rate celebrity appearances, hospitalization (or rehab), life saved by the grace of God, go into televangelism.

      There is no political venue for her anymore.

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  10. Anonymous4:07 PM

    Keep sending her money. Fools and their money are soon parted.
    Is she going to join a militia?
    If she goes to Breitbart, she might as well consider herself involved with the lowest of the low!

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    1. Anonymous6:09 PM

      If she joins BreitFart with Stanhan and co, she mgiht get "Dox'd"! Yep would love to see anon dox her ass!

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  11. Anonymous4:12 PM

    geeeesh her followers are such idiots -- so all this time she admits she was just milking them for cash because she wasn't "fighting" for anything - she hasn't begun to fight ??? so now she is going to start ??? (rolls eyes) please oh please just make her go away and out of sight totally (at least she is almost out sight)

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    1. Anonymous6:32 PM

      I'm "rilly" shocked she didn't use her old standby "Don't retreat reload"!

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    2. Even Sarah know that reminding folks about Gabby Giffords is NOT a good idea.

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  12. Anonymous4:12 PM

    I firmly believe that anything Sarah Palin chooses to do in public will only continue to help the Democrats. Thank you Sarah. Keep up the good work!

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  13. Good article at The Christian Science Monitor with the heading:
    Why Fox News dropped Sarah Palin

    One of the highlights of the article:
    If this is sounding like a political obituary for Sarah Palin, it may well be.

    RIP, Sarah.

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    1. Anonymous5:17 PM

      @emptynest Oh man, thanks for that! Good one!

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    2. Anonymous7:45 PM

      hell yess..

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  14. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Is she scratching her crabs?

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    1. It appears so. Glad we don't have smell-o-vision.
      And her chest is as flat as her ass.

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  15. I wonder what's after Breitbart?

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    1. Anonymous7:40 PM

      BreitDead

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  16. Anonymous4:20 PM

    I can't stand that snarly bitch.

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  17. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Bitch please! You're done!!! If

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  18. Anonymous4:24 PM

    It's a call to send her PAC more money as she claims she's going to be instrumental in the 2014 elections and it's a tease that she might run in 2016.

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    1. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Yep.

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    2. Anonymous4:32 AM

      Is she maybe delusional enough to think she could run for the AK senate seat?

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  19. Anonymous4:25 PM

    "the door is wide open"

    LOL she is begging for a job.
    who is the idiot to hire her?
    Glen beck?

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    1. Anonymous5:24 PM

      #BreitFart.
      One of the Breitfarts LeeStanahan(sp) is in a fight with anon saying "no crime happened in stubenville", just so you know the pathology THERE...
      BreitFart is pretty much DEFUNCT except for a few grifters...
      It will be Awesome if she joins breitfart and Anonymous dox her ass!

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  20. Thanks for saving me the click, G. Now we need to get u in quarantine and on some broad-spectrum antibiotics. No telling what you were exposed to among all those crackheads at that rancid place.

    After reading only a couple of sentences of the transcription, I can tell that the.broad had the word BROAD stuck in her feeble mind. I'll read the rest of her stupidity later. I just stopped by for a minute to insult her. She's an idiot. Okay, I can go now. Later.

    BBB

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  21. Sally in MI4:25 PM

    Wow. How the 'famous in her own mind' has fallen. Breitbart? Bannon? Oh, yeah, those are truthtellers all right. Andy choked on his own lies and it killed him. Bannon is no better. But, Sarah, they will never ask you about dear little Trig (have you seen him lately?) or about Brissy's DWTS baby who might have been aborted, or given away in Haiti..who knows?
    We do know that you look very emaciated and if you don't want to die (or maybe she does?) you;d better get help for that eating disorder or drug habit or whatever it is 'keeping you hopping!" It is not your family, I'm sure, nor Alaska, which seems to be on your 'never visit' list. much to their delight.

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  22. Anonymous4:30 PM

    Why Fox News dropped Sarah Palin
    After John McCain picked Sarah Palin out of relative obscurity to be his vice presidential running mate, she became a political force of nature. Since then, however, her star has lost its luster within the GOP, and she’s parted ways with Fox News.

    http://news.yahoo.com/why-fox-news-dropped-sarah-palin-164000188.html

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    1. Anonymous5:26 PM

      Howard Kurtz reports on the Daily Beast Saturday:
      “The new contract offered by Fox, say people familiar with the situation, would have provided only a fraction of the million-dollar-a-year salary. It was then, they say, that Palin turned it down and both sides agreed to call it quits.”

      ************************

      What I wonder is why she didn't take the deal even if it was a "fraction" of a million dollars? It's such a easy gig, why not take what you can get? I think there has to be more to the story.

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    2. Cracklin Charlie6:04 PM

      I heard someone on another blog say that these kinds of arrangements are often offered on a per appearance basis. Like maybe $1000 per appearance. I don't know how true that is, maybe someone else might know.

      1000K per appearance would certainly be a fraction of what she made before, but I don't know if there would be any kind of guarantee of a certain number of appearances. What if no one asked her to appear? That would equal her true worth of $0.

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    3. Anonymous8:57 PM

      @Cracklin Charlie
      I had not heard about a per appearance fee. Maybe they did do something like that with no intention of calling her. I think they wanted her to save face so they wouldn't lose her viewers, that would make sense.

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    4. Anonymous9:58 PM

      DEar 5:46 -- a fading star would accept less money to continue the reach and reputation of Fox among palinbots. If not a million dollars, it would have been worth more than money in national appearances.
      Cutting loose from Fox will, in the end, be the final, stupidest thing she's done in a lifetime of stupid. The last, greatest cut-her-nose-to-fight-her-face move made by a stupid and ignorant (they're different, but she's both) person of this has-been quitter. Has she ever successfully held a responsible job? No.
      I think we should call a national holiday for January 24, the day Sarah was set loose on an ice floe. Wait? Do I hear her still shouting? No, it must have been an empty cold wind. Time to get inside and get warm.

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    5. Anonymous11:31 AM

      love the line "lifetime of stupid". So true!

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  23. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Sounds like someone who's being slowly pushed off a cliff and is hanging on to any root, or blade of grass to keep from falling all the while bloviating utter nonsense.

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  24. angela4:36 PM

    What a load of unadulterated spew from the vapid valley idiot. Good grief, I'm surprised that sewage and the boring blathering talking points she rattled off didn't kill the interviewer with its total lack of substance.

    Palin really is a dunce. I had to say I did giggle when she mentioned her big ass unemployed family again. You know all she wants them to do is to get off her ass and move away so she'll have to stop taking care of them financially and will be more able to by cheap looking clothes made for eighteen year olds.

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  25. Sarah pictured with her crotch itch thingy going on. She's so gross.

    "HEY LADY! Ya got somethin' eatin' at ya? Listen, we got our kids here with us, so GO BEHIND THE BUILDING TO DO THAT!!! You're DISGUSTING!!!

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    1. Anonymous7:53 PM

      well she can always do another reality show..Called the *deadliest snatch* she'd be open to that if the $$$ was good...

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    2. Anonymous8:59 PM

      @Anonymous 7:53 PM

      Too funny....The Deadliest Snatch! If I had a twitter account I would add that to her #nextgig.

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    3. Anonymous9:19 PM

      Don't put Sarah in the live well on the boat. The kind of crabs in her deadliest snatch will kill all those we've fished so far.

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    4. Anonymous10:14 PM

      perpetual herpes flareup

      skank krusty krotch

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    5. Anonymous10:41 PM

      Im thankful the truly classless people are here spreading filth and not making their lives meaningful and living respectfully. PLEASE stay here at an opinion blog. The world does NOT need you affecting it with nast

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    6. Anonymous3:33 AM

      Is that you, $carah?

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  26. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Hah, Senora Purgesalot running to Bannon/the Breitbarts - it's like cancer running for comfort into the arms of gangrene.

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    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Great analogy. Love the name for her too.

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  27. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Sarah Palin’s Fox News Exit Marks How Much her Star Has Faded in Three Years



    Sarah Palin and Fox News are parting ways. Real Clear Politics was first to hear word from a source close to the former governor that Palin had decided not to renew her contract at Fox News. The cable channel later confirmed the news with the New York Times saying that several sources had described the split as amicable. It turns out that while Fox News did offer Palin a new contract to keep the former vice-presidential candidate on staff, “it would be hard to describe it as a generous contract,” reports the Daily Beast’s Howard Kurtz. Although Kurtz doesn’t go into details, he says the new contract would have provided “only a fraction of the million-dollar-a-year salary” that she had been receiving.

    When Fox News snapped up Palin in 2009 she was a great commodity. Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes straight out told the Associated Press he hired her because “she was hot and got ratings.” Her influence since then has markedly decreased, with Palin even taking to Facebook during the Republican National Convention to complain that Fox News had canceled her scheduled interviews. Now she is splitting from Fox News at a time when the influence of the Tea Party movement is declining and Republican leaders are calling on party members to stop saying things that make people turn away from the GOP, notes the National Journal.

    Palin’s fundamental problem may be that she simply never adapted to a shifting political climate that included a change in atmosphere at Fox News as well. “It was no longer a network in the throes of a Tea Party revolt and providing a platform for Glenn Beck,” writes Kurtz. “Fox edged a bit closer to the center, and Palin began to seem more the Julianne Moore of Game Change than a political force.”

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/01/26/sarah_palin_and_fox_news_part_ways_showing_how_star_power_has_faded.html

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    1. Anonymous7:58 PM

      that's has to sting...she can't handle the truth..this will really piss her off..but the madder she gets the more she's going to come unhinged..sooo grab your popcorn and enjoy the ride..

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      @Anonymous 7:58 PM

      You are so right about her getting mad...there is nothing worse than a narcissist that's not getting attention!

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    3. Anonymous9:12 PM

      Sarah's the only person I've ever heard of that was offered a re-up on her contract at a 75% reduction, and brags about how she walked away. She's not even smart enough to be insulted. Amicable parting? LOL. you were punked big time, Sister Sarah. Quit lying to yourself, because NO ONE believes that nonsense you told Creepy Chucky Jr to leak to RCP. MALIA outed you almost 36 hours ahead of that, so you squealed to Bill Shine to put something out!

      So it goes out after business hours on the East Coast, 5:35 PM on a Friday, to minimize your humiliation. How's that working out for you?

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    4. Anonymous9:15 PM

      Mama Grizzly goes down without a fight and with only a whimper. What a leader and a patriot ( on her ghost-written Facebook page). Otherwise, she's a skanky coward grifting scared seniors out of their grocery money.

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  28. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Sarah Palin remains as ignorant and stupid as the day she announced her pregnancy in 2008. She's boasted of boarding a transcontinental flight after an amniotic fluid leak without a medical check for a premature Down Syndrome fetus when she was high risk (over 40, 7th pregnancy, history of miscarriages). You can't get much more ignorant and stupid than that, but Sarah Palin just keeps on trying to hit new lows.

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    1. Anonymous6:18 PM

      Sarah Palin wrote that in her autobiography. She clearly doesn't realize it eliminates any pretense at being a pro-lifer.

      You left out the part about by passing the well-equipped Anchorage hospital to supposedly birth the kid in a small hospital not even rated to handle twins.

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  29. Anonymous4:59 PM

    I know I have read before the statistics that belie the refrain that Sarah Palin won so big and held such a high approval rate...It all had to due with how many Alaskan voters were unregistered and/or didn't vote...I can't seem to maneuver Google to give me these figures...can one of you IMers do it? it would be so great to have that info to hand to 'refudiate' all the glory her cult is pasting up about her these days.

    And, Gryph, thanks again for all your hard work...you have been pounding the keyboards today!

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  30. Anonymous5:05 PM

    A surfeit of video clips, courtesy of HuffPo:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/25/sarah-palin-fox-news-out_n_2553421.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

    this what schadenfreude feels like, right?

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  31. Anonymous5:08 PM

    If she EVER tries to run for anything, or even appear as a respectable political figure: rerun those pictures of her in jeans with a zipper that opens up the crotch of her jeans.

    I mean REALLY!

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    1. Anonymous9:03 PM

      Keeping her hoo hoo from flopping out. We've all heard about it Sarah. We don't need to see it.

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  32. Anonymous5:09 PM

    LOL I thought the same thing..her camel toes must be bugging her!!!

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  33. It has been interesting to watch someone as narcissistic as Sarah Palin, who is also impressively lazy and stupid.

    If she were energetic but not too bright, she could have, through sheer hard work and determination, established a place and a voice for herself.

    If she were very bright, a quick study, and a reader constantly learning and improving herself, but lazy, she would have been able to make sure other people did the work to establish her as a voice to be listened to.

    Sadly, she has an ego as vast as the windswept arid prairies of her brain, but it is coupled with being lazy and stupid.

    The internet made it much easier for her to ascend meteorically, but it also made it possible for her emptiness to become more widely known.

    She could have built a solid, steady, lucrative, career as a political pundit, but she did not have the smarts or the work ethic to pull it off.

    She thought she could roll out of bed, stumble over to her home-based camera, and prattle a bunch of yammering talking points. Over and over and over again. She couldn't be bothered to do any research or any work. The lack of substance was painfully obvious.

    Her colossal ego antagonized many (Romney, notably). She offered nothing to counteract any negative perspectives.

    And once away from the assistance of the professional groomers of the 2008 campaign (too stupid to realize she needed them and/or make use of them on her own dime), she trended steadily downward. Ending with her dreadful superman costume at a political rally and her crotch-knee zippered jeans with the off-the-shoulder top, it became obvious that there is some serious mental dysfunction at work as a near-50 allegedly professional woman prances around in public dressed like a 16 year old hooker, shrieking "Look at me, aren't I sexxxxy?

    Goodbye, Palin. And good riddance.

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    1. Well, I was going to post but that summed it up so well.

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    2. Anonymous6:50 PM

      Well said, Nefer.

      If she truly were a woman of substance, hampered in the past by her contract with FOX, she would by now have been seen by millions as either Katie Couric or Barbara Walters, or even and perhaps most likely Oprah gave her the opportunity for a one-on-one interview.

      With intelligence and grace (if she had it...) she could have thanked America and FOX and described her goals for the future.

      She could have described her commitment to raise funding for research and care of children with birth defects. Or took the opportunity given by her mother's second hip replacement to discuss the needs of our nation's seniors. Or addressed the lack of compassion and care given the members of the First Nations,as some of them are family.

      Really; she could just take the difficulties of her own extended family, create a foundation, and use that (fading) charisma of hers to raise MILLIONS for the sake of single mothers, free birth control, handicapped children, aging destitute baby-boomers, First Nation peoples, the environment, clean and safe energy...she would be bigger than Angelina Jolie!!

      It just slays me; the opportunities for doing good that she has ignored. All for the sake of feeding her NPD. Is she sick? is she evil? where is the line?

      She has blown such opportunity...the only other current figure on the scene who comes close is poor Lindsay Lohan, and she is in her mid-20's.

      I struggle daily to engender compassion in my heart for this poor soul; and also, Lindsay. Both started with such promise...it is remarkable...I, a leftie liberal of a certain age, feel that SP ripped me off---I was so excited to see her give her 2008 Convention speech and within less than 10 mins the hairs on my neck were rising up (truly...maybe the 4th or 5th time in my life; I felt I was in the presence of evil) and my daughters feel betrayed by Lindsay...they are in the age group that just loved the Parent Trap and Mean Girls.

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    3. her political meme is stuck in the 50s and her mind is stuck in the 70s. her style is stuck in the 80s.

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  34. Anonymous5:13 PM

    She just doesn't know when the shut the fuck up. She has to keep that money rolling into her PAC no matter what people say about her. The woman has no pride or dignity, yet fools keep sending her money. The comments all over the internet would be enough to send anyone else running for the hills, but not this egomaniac. Just unreal.

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  35. Anonymous5:14 PM

    Palin speaks out after splitting with Fox

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/279495-palin-speaks-out-after-splitting-with-fox

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    1. Anonymous6:25 PM

      It does NOT SAY those journalist criteria that Ms Palin has mentioned in the past...

      WHO did the interview?
      WHEN?
      WHERE?

      There is no set-and-setting described, is there? wouldn't a real journalist have given a little bit of background 'color' to the story?

      I think Bannon created this; a mash-up of her last few FB posts and tweets.

      phoney-baloney!!

      ...wonder how to prove it?

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    2. Anonymous5:20 AM

      You right. She probably emailed Bannon from her bat cave somewhere AZ and whined how she was trending on twitter....not in a good way.

      Don't pressors usually say dateline: wasilla or what not?
      Course I don't believe anything from BreitFart! They set up people. They might even Set her up! They set up Anthony Weiner.
      Remember the Pimp and the prostitute?
      Wasn't there some wiretapping of a Senators office?
      Attempted kidnapping (of a journo)
      Oh yea, she go far at BreitFart.

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  36. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Even the insufferable Dana Loesch fled Breitbart like a rat from a sinking ship.

    Yet, Breadstick is begging them for a job.

    Bwahahahahahahhasha!

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    1. Anonymous9:01 PM

      LOL. I believe that breadstick is stale. Feed it to the ducks.

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  37. Anonymous5:37 PM

    fact of the matter is that if ANYONE other than breitbart wanted to "interview" palin or hear what she had to say, palin would have jumped through hoops to be interviewed. because this "interview" with merely THREE questions is with breitbart only proves that no one else cares.

    look, everyone knows by now, especially with almost 15,000 comments on huffpo with 90% celebrating the firing of palin by fox-they will only get the clicks if it is more news about how she is going down.........way down.........further down than o.j.

    if there were other offers for a media outlet hiring her-it would be out there already...........she would be crowing and making ailes eat crow all at the same time if she was signing with anyone else.
    you know she has to have revenge..........and to her, having another gig would be categorized as revenge served to fox.

    no, she is becoming obsolete and she knows it.
    she can do "interviews" with breitbart, beck and bannon but she knows and we know that the gop and the democrats and the majority of americans want nothing to do with her.
    so get your bony azz out of here sarah!

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  38. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Is this bitch eat up with the dumb ass, or what? No wonder all of her kids are so fucked up and not one has graduated high school yet.

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      Let me guess, captain of your college debate team?

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    2. Anonymous8:59 PM

      Yeah, Sarah blew him, also, too. Like Baldy, like Beefy.

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    3. WakeUpAmerica9:13 PM

      @6:23
      ROFLMAO!!!

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    4. Anonymous9:42 PM

      Neither did she ever get a diploma from any college, and the only other close family member who flitted through some kind of post-high school "larning" was Chuckles, Sr., rat-catcher extraordinaire, who claims a junion college degree. Back in early '60s, that probably got him some sort of low-level teaching and coaching job (union of course ) in outback Alaska-- he's living off his public pension and Medicare). That socialist government, paying him two and three times over out of its coffers, making him a proud member of Romney's 47% of takers.
      I think the Palin/Heaths don't have any brain cells to rub together. Nor does Sarah show one ounce of concern for strangely sililent mother.

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  39. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Let's Stop Pretending Obama Is To Blame For The 'Tone In Washington'

    ..."If Obama's agenda fails because Republicans don't bow to his demands, that will be on him." I mean, I can't even take this nonsense. That was the prevailing claim of the pundit class going into the 2012 election, and the electorate very neatly and deliberately did not blame Obama for failing to tame the GOP cray-cray. Instead, it returned him to office even though nearly all the macroeconomic winds, blowing across America, contended against the prospect. It's almost as if the electorate found the GOP's "demands" to be the unreasonable ones.

    "Will Obama be able to govern, I don't know? What is happening?" From that question, a million hack columns have been launched, with no end in sight. The terrifying conclusion I've reached is that I do not believe that the political press even understands what's going on in Washington anymore. In fact, the reaction to Obama's inaugural is proof of this, as the Beltway media went on and on describing policy positions that are actually massively popular in America as really difficult reaches because they were super-liberal. Here is a chart that may help in rediscovering that reality.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/26/post-inauguration-partisanship-obama_n_2554281.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

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  40. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Sarah is gasping for air. She has no choice but to fake another pregnancy.

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    1. Lovely. A near-50 perimenopausal hormonally whacked out wannabe 16 year old hooker with a weakness for clunky bondage shoes trying to convince people she's preggers, 'cause it proves she's hot and she's young, and she's sexxxxy...

      Perhaps this time people will think twice about the plausibility factor.

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  41. This is going to be delish. I just wrote on another blog that the insufferable bitch will get payback.

    All she has is a dead racist site, facebook rants and twitter ditters.rotf she is done but to a flaming raging nut she thinks she has just begun.

    I know she reads this blog because she had to mention her dysfunctional family.ROTFLMAO the bitch ain't busy as she said. We all know she isn't taking care of her grandson trigg nor any other of her pop-out surprises' grandkids.

    This stupid woman hasn't even given a shout out to her sick mom.MEMEMEMEMEMEME ME!

    she will just speed up gop demised, muck up gop primaries so dems will absolutely win and cause revenge on alies, rove and faux news.

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  42. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Here we have Sarah Palin bragging about how she never gives up, but she quit after two years in office as Governor of Alaska. She also did not have the guts to run for president in 2012, but she claims she will be hanging around in 2014.

    When people tell too many lies, even their friends give up on them. Palin no longer matters.

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    1. Anonymous8:57 PM

      How's the view from under the bus, RAM? She made you expendable PDQ, huh? That's your.boss lady. So much for loyalty, and other words the boss lady can neither spell nor define.

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  43. Anonymous5:59 PM

    What spew! All $arah does is throw out the same stream of buzz words: liberty! freedom! exceptional! lamestream media! blahblah -- never offering ideas/solutions, just bitch and bash...

    $arah will always have an audience - in her delusion she will never come to realize that the joke is on her.

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    1. Ain't no two ways about it, this is her writing I mean word salad. I wonder if the dead site will accept ghostwritten rants as her own, knowingly.

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  44. Anonymous6:01 PM

    Sarah has lost her Fox "News" meal ticket--so now she is back to separating the leftover tea party folks from their loose change.

    Sorry Sarah--Voters have rejected both the rancid, bitter tea, and rejected your shrill, divisive style of politics.

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  45. Anonymous6:02 PM

    How could Alaska, blessed with one of the most spectacular light shows on the planet, The Northern Lights, also be in possession of one of nature's dimmest bulbs?

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    1. Anonymous6:22 PM

      Zing!

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    2. Anonymous6:47 PM

      Anon 6:02 OMFG! You win.. Best comment evah!
      Thanks :)

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    3. WakeUpAmerica9:15 PM

      Totally awesome remark!

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  46. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Being dumped by Fox News is like being told by the village idiot that he doesn't wan't you hanging around because it drags his rep down.

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    1. Anonymous6:22 PM

      good one!

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    2. Anonymous8:53 PM

      +1

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  47. Anonymous6:13 PM

    Resume' of Sarah Palin

    Carer Gouls: Seking chalunging opertonity to xtend my long ofer do fifeteen minotes of fame by utiliising my outstending buzz words and wurd salud. Willin to concider all overs that allows me cuntinue my expusure to the ignerant, stuped, and gullable who donat to my chauity.

    Education: Gradoated with onors by atended fife colleges with out evar profiding prof of gradoation. Majord in Jurnolizm and Politicel Sceince, what evar that is.

    Acomlishmunts:

    * Build the largest public project evar by bulding a nachural gas pipline that has yet to be designed, build, or finaced.

    * Lied and bullyed my way into pubic ofice by being vindickive, back staber, and lying about my acumpishments.

    * Foud way of livin on taxpaver mony four nin months by claming it on my expens occount with the state wile governer of the state of Alassca.

    * Lid and found quilty of misusin my office.

    * Destroyd McCains chances of bein presedent.

    * Tought my buteful dghter to contin the long famly tradicion of becoming pregant before gitting marade.

    * Leader of my chucerh and atend dutifuly evarly Sunday, and bravly put out fir in my chuerch one day.

    Avaleble imedately and will concider all offers. Salury depends how long I go without ofers .

    Well this is my poor excuse for writing a resume' for Palin, but with more time, thought, and input from everyone we could write a great one for her. Add your thought to it and we can put it altogether later.

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  48. Anonymous6:15 PM

    Lets put this poor excuse for a public servant into perspective....Her entire public service career was nothing but a mechanism to enrich her family. From her stint as Mayor of Wasilla, her appointment to the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission to her half term as Governor. A position she resigned from in the face of numerous ethics investigations. Investigations that were terminated upon her resignation! It should be noted for the Tea party conspiratorial types out there that these investigations were launched by Republican members of the State House after receiving evidence from several state agencies of her possible malfeasance.
    That Palin considers herself "free" of Fox to pursue an agenda for the Tea Party is laughable. The only ideology Palin adheres to is her own greed..Nothing more, nothing less....

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    1. Anonymous5:25 AM

      anon@6:15pm
      "A position she resigned from in the face of numerous ethics investigations. Investigations that were terminated upon her resignation! It should be noted for the Tea party conspiratorial types out there that these investigations were launched by Republican members of the State House after receiving evidence from several state agencies of her possible malfeasance. "

      Do you have a link or was that in a book? They were terminated when she resigned?
      I don't think I've heard that and would like to hear more.
      Thanks.

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  49. Anita Winecooler6:39 PM

    Do I see a trend starting? First, she exploits a deceased brain dead woman who couldn't defend herself, and now she's moved on to a deceased rwnj, who's only contribution to mankind was achieving room temperature.

    Is that the best she can do?
    Thanks for translating, I don't know how you do it!

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  50. Anonymous6:41 PM

    Sounds like someone is really into themselves.

    Failed beauty pageant contestant
    Failed mayor
    Quitter 1/2 term governor
    Pretend presidential candidate

    To saving Liberty, Justice, Freedom, Christmas and the American way...

    But did I tell you about my numerous Best Sellers and DVDs of Sarah Palin's Alaska available through SarahPac?


    How can Sarah be free to save the world when she's suppose to be busy writing her next Best Seller, her Palin family fitness and cookbook?

    It must be hard being the nation's newest superhero?

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    1. Anonymous7:38 PM

      You asked how can Sarah be free to save the world when she's suppose to be busy writing her next Best Seller?


      The book Sarah Palin is currently reading tells her that she can do this.

      Narcissistic Personality Disorder R Us
      -How to save democracy all by yourself

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  51. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Before Facebook Sarah saves America, how about multimillionaire Sarah Palin work on getting at least one of her three adult children into a college?

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    1. Anonymous7:24 PM

      You have to get a GED before you go to college.

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  52. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Sure she's writing a fitness book:
    "Ten Ways to Lose Weight Without Dieting.
    Chapter 1. Crystal meth"

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  53. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Sarah Palin: I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic.....


    Excuse me.. Sarah from Alaska, I'm sorry... I don't mean to interrupt you when you are on a roll... but before you do all this, can you ask Todd if he can publicly deny or acknowledge pimping out Shailey Tripp? You asked us to ask Todd but he won't tell anybody.

    Okay thank you Sarah.... I'm sorry... what were you saying before I rudely interrupted you?


    Sarah Palin: ... ummm imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation. We can't just preach to the choir; the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience. 

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    1. Anonymous7:46 PM

      "the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience". I am not sure I know what she means by this... She does know that Obama won the election because the voters elected him or does she think that he won because we don't understand "liberty and true hope"?? I know - sounds like word salad, but when you try to translate word salad, sometimes, it is just more word salad :>)

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    2. she is exceptional skanky. Is "imperative" used the right way?

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  54. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Who is the "we" she keeps referring to? She said on Fox that she doesn't like politics or politicians and only a couple of baggers even wanted her around during the 2012 elections, so who is "we"? She acts like she is leading a group, but who is this group? Only group she has is the "bots" who keep sending their pennies to her PAC.

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    1. Anonymous7:31 PM

      Who is the "we" she keeps referring to?


      Anchorage Independence Party perhaps?

      Maybe the Alaska Militia?

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  55. Anonymous7:23 PM

    RAM would be set for life if she wrote a tell-all book. Now is the time, Becky. Think how good it will feel to get it all out of your system and be paid handsomely to boot. A good lawyer could make quick work of that nondisclosure agreement you signed. Carpe Diem!

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    1. Anonymous5:04 AM

      Knowing Sarah and how cheap she is, she probably got a third-rate lawyer to do it.

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    2. Anonymous5:28 AM

      Yep!
      RAM Carpe Diem!

      Big Boss running out of time & Money! Act FAST!

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  56. Come on, Gryph, leave Skeleta alone.

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  57. Anonymous7:43 PM

    I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom - Sarah Palin

    BULLSHIT!

    Free up opportunities my ass!

    Everybody knows you'll be busy in Kmart reading what people wrote about you without paying for the magazines you cheap bastard.

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    1. Anonymous8:08 PM

      Free up opportunities?

      You're currently unemployed...
      Will we be seeing you in church tomorrow Sarah?

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    2. Damn she is a prepositional talking skanky bitch

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  58. Anonymous7:55 PM

    Very busy family....

    Sarah Palin saving Liberty

    Bristol Palin saving America's virgins with her Abstinence Tour

    Track defending America with Christian tattooed Warrior body


    Forgot one little detail.... WHO'S RAISING PIPER, KYLA, RUFFLES, TRIG AND TRIPP?

    Don't tell me we're going to have another generation of uneducated reality tv seeking DWTS grifting nitwits?

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    1. Anonymous8:42 PM

      Ahhh you forgot...

      Todd Palin, saving single struggling mothers and special needs kids with profitable employment!

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    2. Anonymous9:14 PM

      I hope Sarah from Alaska is not expecting America to tear down the Statue of Liberty on Ellis Island and replace it with the Statue of Sarah in gratitude?

      Remember Sarah, superheroes do not fight evil for praise, personal recognition, glory or money!

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    3. Anonymous5:38 AM

      you forgot Willow's kid(s)

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    4. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Has anybody in that family had a real job or a solid education?

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  59. Anonymous8:39 PM

    So, she thinks she needs to remind people that they should want what she thinks they should want. And she wants to be paid to do it.

    So, she wants to parrot instructions on the public on how to vote so Sarah can get her way, and get paid.

    What does Sarah do to make a sacrifice for the people with her servant's heart? She opens her mouth and parrots the same thing over and over and over to whoever will hire her to open her mouth. She sets the standard for a work ethic that most voters could ever dream of. She thinks people are stupid to believe she can repeat her same old blahblahblah statements day after day after day and that it's precious words of wisdom from her common-senseness, She could offer her advice for free. Her servant's heart could freely give, without hundreds of thousands of dollars of OPM to those who have no hope, but then she'd actually have to work for a job.



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  60. Anonymous8:39 PM

    The Adventures of Facebook Sarah.

    Faster than a crooked used car salesman!
    More powerful than a narcissistic grizzly bear!
    Able to empty wallets and bank accounts with a single PAC!

    ("Look! Up in the sky!"
    "It's a Shar Pei dog!" "It's an old lady!"
    "It's Facebook Sarah!")...

    Yes, it's Facebook Sarah ... strange visitor from Wasilla, who came to the lower 48 with scams and con jobs far beyond those of mortal men!

    Facebook Sarah ... who can tell you how many pennies you have in your pocket by just sniffing the air, grow breasts and baby bumps over night, and who, disguised as Sarah from Alaska, mild-mannered ex-FOX reporter who just got canned, fights a never-ending battle to share more broadly her message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation!


    "I was raised to never retreat and to pick battles wisely, and all in due season. When it comes to defending our republic, we haven’t begun to fight! But we delight in those who underestimate us."
    - FACEBOOK SARAH

    Yeaaaaahhhhh!!! GO GIT HIM FACEBOOK SARAH!!!!


    Adventures of Facebook Sarah is an American joke based on a retarded incompetent character created at birth by Sally and Chuckie. The show is one of many of poorly written books and reality shows to feature Facebook Sarah in Wasilla.

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    1. Anonymous10:29 PM

      At least their books are factual and tell their true story.

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    2. Anonymous4:03 AM

      Are you refering to the books ghost written for this entire family? The Palins and "truth" never get together, everything they have written for them is fabricated. Bristol claimed Levi raped her, which was far from the truth, he should have sued her. Bristol will never be raped, she is SO easy.

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    3. Anonymous5:10 AM

      Wow, even the pro-Palin trolls are going down. "At least her book is true..." meh meh meh...LAME-O.

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    4. Anonymous5:31 AM

      What books?
      Chuckles jr & senior? Bwhahahaha you read and believe what pedo's write?
      Factual?
      In which respect... Charlie?

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  61. Anonymous8:49 PM

    She's got her salad spinner out and she's cranking out those 'pick your battles' 'don't ever retreat' 'my awesome full exciting life' 'free the republic' 'fight big government enables' 'liberty' 'beauty of freedom' 'ring those bells' 'exceptional nation' 'give a hoot' lines at 60 miles an hour. But, that interview said absolutely nothing more than what she's been saying all these years. The salads never taste any differently.

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  62. Sarah admits she's yet to begin to fight, huh?

    That's exactly what I've tried to explain to a couple of her brainwashed supporters that think she's been doing all of this behind-the scenes maneuvering. She's actually pissed away $5 million of donor money, contributing less than 2% of it to campaigns since 2009, just sitting on her ass when she wasn't travelling 1st class on vacations with all of the grifters in her sorry, fucking family. She's had NO plan that she's been executing, other than taking HER SUPPORTERS for a ride with zeroreturns on their investment. But hey, I'd feel guilty if I said nothing, but I know that a LOT of her supporters don't have a pot to piss in, but they're scared and want to do something, and Sarah exploits the shit out of them.

    If there's such thing as hell or karma or both, Sarah has something to look for that she has earned. She has fucked her people over left and right, and has now pissed away her media platform by being herself, and she's too stupid to even understand that her golden goose us dead now. It took her sorry "don't even carry her own gun"ass every shot in the magazine but she finally got a kill shot on the golden goose. Now what, you stupid bitch? NOW, you're gonna start fighting. LOL. What a joke... Any of you. All of you Heath-Palins.

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    1. Anonymous5:37 AM

      can anyone get a gun permit in AK? SP's had multiple nervous depression stays at mental institutions.

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  63. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Sarah has a savior complex. It's like she's got this belief that millions hang on to her every word and the nation is feeling doomed and they are looking up to her to save it. When she writes or talks, it's like, 'my subjects, I am offering up myself to all of you and I know you need to hear my voice, my life-saving pearls of wisdom, you are so blessed to have me - listen to me - I know what you need - let me lead you into a life of excelling vibrant living where you will never have to struggle ever again. Give me your best gift so I can carry you all as my burden and speak to your weary selves. Aspire to be like wonderful me and my family. Listen to my every word. Consider me every day and adore me. Never correct me. I am always right. Everyone else is wrong. I am a victim, but I'll still be strong and won't retreat for all of you. Be still, my subjects and wait for me.

    Pffftttt!

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    1. Anonymous2:31 AM

      That hits the nail on the head: me me me, I I I. Ask any NPD Queen why they are doing something, and the answer will be me me me I I I. I once heard a different NPD Queen asked in front of cameras, why do you think your project will succeed when others like it have failed in the past. Answer: I've asked myself that question, and wondered why I don't go do other things with my time, but in the end I decide...
      These twits are as interchangeable as widgets. The sad thing is, some people look at this and see charisma/leadership. Sarah's problem was, people (finally) saw too much. That, and she is truly dumb as a post.

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  64. emrysa9:07 PM

    "not yet begun to fight"

    yeah she's just run her shitty mouth on faux for THREE YEARS and hasn't yet begun to fight... whatever! say what you will, quitter, everyone knows you're a fraud except the dozen who remain on c4p - good luck with that, no sympathy for your sorry ass. may you go down hard and may it be witnessed and enjoyed by millions!

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  65. Anonymous9:41 PM

    Is it true that Sarahpac is being used to make Real Estate investments in Arizona and in other states? Is Sarah's BFF Kristan Cole involved? Isn't Kristan's mom in Prison for Embezzlement from her Real estate
    company? Maybe the Feds are looking into that.

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  66. Anonymous9:44 PM

    There were the Osmonds

    Then the Jackson 5

    Partridge Family

    Brady Bunch

    Beverly Hillbillies

    and now from Wasilla by way of Idaho.....

    THE PALINS AND HEATHS!

    Sarah - motivational speaker, author, reality star, news anchorwoman, financial advisor, pastor

    Todd - action reality star

    Bristol - motivational speaker, author, reality star, DWTS All Star, pastor

    Willow - reality star

    Tripp - reality star

    Chuckie Sr - author

    Chuckie Jr - author


    All together Heath and Palins.....

    THANK YOU JOHN McCAIN AND THE ALASKA FILM TAX CREDIT!!!!!

    YEE HAW!

    IT SURE IS GREAT TO BE AN AMERICAN!

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    1. Anonymous10:33 PM

      Remember Palins and Heaths, don't forget to also thank John McCain and the Republican Party for the shopping sprees and fancy duds!

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    2. Anonymous10:50 PM

      Aint that some shit!

      Those ungrateful billies didn't even thank the good people of Alaska for paying the Alaska Film Tax Credit so easily and fast!

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    3. Anonymous10:55 PM

      Don't be ungrateful :(

      The donors from the lower 48 and SarahPAC deserves a big thank you as well....

      .... for the Sarah Palin-SarahPAC Summer Family Vacations!

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    4. Anonymous10:58 PM

      Act like ya got some schoolin! Do we have to tell you everybody to thank?

      Do you think Gov Parnell from the Great State of Alaska deserves something for redacting the important State of Alaska emails?

      Show him some love people!

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    5. Anonymous11:05 PM

      Forgetting anybody?

      Oh yeh...

      Thank the quick, thorough and efficient people who shall remain nameless for wiping clean Mercede Johnston's hard drives at the beginning when this whole thing could of crashed!

      Without them, Wasilla would not have Americas newest Multi-millionaire, property owners, reality stars and authors!

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  67. Anonymous10:21 PM

    The envy of trailer parks everywhere ....

    Will lecture and write about anything and everything...

    Can tell you nothing about everything ...

    If the price is right!

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  68. Anonymous10:24 PM

    She is quite the yoga lover. And she's still a runner.

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    1. Anonymous5:34 AM

      you mean yogurt with lots of stuff added in....and she's never been a runner.

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    2. Anonymous5:35 AM

      In your dreams krusty.

      Really! go take your meds, your delusional again!

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    3. Anonymous5:36 AM

      Runner krusty?

      Runners do not wear HEELS! If you don't know that than you are stupider than I thought.

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    4. Anonymous9:07 AM

      Sarah 'runs'from the truth. She's quite the Pimp lover and she's still a Grifter.

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  69. Anonymous10:25 PM

    Correction:

    Bristol and Sarah are not pastors....

    They're Evangelist & Evangelist-In-Training


    Evangelists makes more money!

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  70. EXCEPTIONAL DELUSION.

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  71. Anonymous11:25 PM

    "When it comes to defending our republic, we haven’t begun to fight!"
    -Sarah Palin 2013


    "I have not yet begun to fight!"
    -Captain John Paul Jones 1779 (Paul Revere if you ask Sarah)


    Some advise to anybody within the sounds of Sarah's screechy voice.

    Even though Sarah repeats them wrong, Sarah just loves to plagiarize.... I mean quote historical leaders and heroes....

    (Don't ask me why, maybe its part of that disorder to make her feel like she's leading)

    .... well anyway if you ever.... ever hear Sarah say this then y'all best get your collective asses out of there like yesterday!

    "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!"

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    1. Anonymous6:57 AM

      I didn't read your post before I posted that she borrowed that quote. I think someone fed her the line. She couldn't have known who said the quote first.

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  72. Anonymous11:40 PM

    All kidding aside, how can any person who raised their kids to turn out the way Sarah's kids has turned out feels they are qualified to advise well adjusted families to follow her righteous ideas and ways?


    That behavior must be in this list somewhere:

    *Believing that you're better than others
    *Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
    *Exaggerating your achievements or talents
    *Expecting constant praise and admiration
    *Believing that you're special and acting accordingly
    *Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
    *Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
    *Taking advantage of others
    *Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
    *Being jealous of others
    *Believing that others are jealous of you
    *Trouble keeping healthy relationships
    *Setting unrealistic goals
    *Being easily hurt and rejected
    *Having a fragile self-esteem
    *Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional

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  73. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Anonymous 9:02 PM said:

    "Sarah has a savior complex. It's like she's got this belief that millions hang on to her every word and the nation is feeling doomed and they are looking up to her to save it."



    You mean like the time during the 2008 election night when losing vp candidate Sarah wanted to give her losing vp concession speech (or "I shall return speech" or "we haven’t begun to fight speech") to lift and inspire her doomed followers and was told no by the campaign but Sarah still went out there on the stage and the McCain campaigned turned off the lights and microphones as a measure to stop Sarah from going rogue?

    That "savior complex"?

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  74. Anonymous4:27 AM

    The LA Times headlined their story about Palin's Fox breakup with a photo of her hosting the Today Show. Then I read that she is telling the choir that conservatives need to stop singing to the choir. So help me, if she shows up on another news network I will forever boycott that network for forcing her ignorance upon us. Let's see, could it be possible? You know for certain that network execs have discussed the possibility ("She could be a great benefit to our ratings with the not quite defunct tea party....")

    And now that Palin has a bone to pick with Fox (by offering her less than God wants her to be paid), she would delight in parading onto another network and taking pot shots at her old comrad.

    It might just be worth it...Palin's snarky attacks expanded from just attacking Obama about anything and everything (which we're used to and could recite if we were all fluent in salad) but she would extend her vitriol to Ailes and Fox News. It might actually be entertaining.

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  75. Anonymous5:40 AM

    Palin is Breitbart DEAD. She and the 10 fools that stick it out with her (trying to get their investment back) are free to fantasize. The rest of the world is getting a clear picture. Breitbart is 6 feet under, James O'Keefe is tied up in legal matters, Sarah is their remaining name recognition. "Not yet begun to fight"... what a joke her next phase will be.

    Who names a documentary "Undefeated" yet can't admit when they are defeated? Palin represents a quitter and defeated, All the propaganda in the universe will not change the truth.

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  76. Anonymous5:41 AM

    Thank you, Sarah Palin for having the courage (or blind stupidity) to show the world how hateful and despicable you Teabaggers really are. As for you, at least you told us you were only a bitch with lipstick.

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    1. Anonymous7:48 AM

      Correction, a ignorant BITCH with lipstick.

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  77. Translation:

    Rupert Murdoch no longer wished to pay her an exorbitant salary in exchange for a few banal commentaries, and the Whining Wannabe from Wasilla needs more green in order to maintain the lifestyle to wish she has become accustomed. Hence her quest to "share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom" ... to the highest bidder.

    I suspect she is not prepared for the forthcoming disappointment.

    Sorry, Sarah ... but the American people have spoken.
    And they have said "Thanks, but no thanks" to your political career to nowhere.

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  78. Anonymous6:53 AM

    John Paul Jones is known for the quote, "We have not yet begun to fight." Someone fed her that line because I know she didn't read his autobiography. I did, and I remembered the quote when I read yesterday that she said it. What bullshit!

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  79. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Another right-wing writer (for The Daily Caller) thinks that Palin may have have simply been a fad: http://theweek.com/bullpen/column/239303/was-sarah-palin-just-a-fad

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  80. When she lost the VP race she hadn't yet begun to fight. When she quit the governorship she bragged that she could do more to progress Alaska as a non-governor- IOW, she had not yet begun to fight. It's what she's said every step of the way down, and I think she's the only person who actually believes it.

    Where is Trig? Who is taking care of him? Does anybody ever see him? Why does nobody seem to see him in public?

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  81. Anonymous7:49 AM

    Based on Sarah Palin's constant need for attention and being "The One" to save us, I would be very disappointed if Sarah doesn't call a live press conference at Lake Lucille and attempt to cross the lake on foot without getting wet.

    That surely would help Sarah spread her message how great she really is and worth a few more dollar in donations to SarahPac.

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  82. Anonymous8:05 AM

    This was posted on Palin's FB:

    Sarah just guessing my guess is You discovered fox is controlled by the same evil luciferians and You could not stand to be around fox anymore. God Bless You and Yours ! God Bless USA restore us to You LORD!

    Yikes! Palin's fans are more deluded than I imagined!

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  83. Anonymous8:21 AM

    Sarah Palin is known for picking her children's names that has some type of connection with her.

    While conceiving the last daughter outside, Sarah looks up and says "Ooh look neighbor, there's a Piper airplane!


    Now just imagine what these kids names would've been if Sarah had created SarahPac first and was a multimillionaire.

    Track > Chump Change (always asking his parents for money)

    Bristol > GOLDie (the golden child - the reincarnation of Sarah "The Great" Palin)

    Willow > Penny (she's not bringing in any money)

    Piper > Bullion (she was worth her weight in gold during photo ops when she was smaller and younger)

    Tri-G > Bank (being Special Needs, he's money inthe bank)


    If Sarah could've named Todd, his name would be "ATM" .

    Todd: "Sarah, I'll be back, I have to go to the ATM for some $20s... I'm going to be hanging out in Anchorage this weekend. Can you tell GOLDie I won't be able to attend church this week? I'm too busy."

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  84. Anonymous9:12 AM

    PLEASE PLEASE PEOPLE... PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS SO THE PRESS CONFERENCE CAN BEGIN!

    Facebook Sarah has an important announcement to share with her kingdom this morning and unfortunately due to Facebook's media restrictions, Sarah will not be able to entertain any live questions.

    This is not a joke but her actual post:


    "Palin: 'We Haven't Yet Begun to Fight'--Exclusive Interview with Breitbart News"...


    I don't want to be the one to upset Sarah in her current condition, but if my memory serves me correctly, I don't believe that's what Sarah actually said!

    Sarah's version is her standard didn't pay attention in class I'm going to educate the world word salad:


    "we haven’t begun to fight!" 
    -Sarah Palin

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    1. Anonymous9:34 AM

      Ahhhhh Bless Sarah's heart.

      She's trying to be relevant and important.

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    2. Anonymous9:58 AM

      Sarah Palin is Wasilla High School bred and educated and her father is a school teacher. Once and for all lets set the record straight!

      Sarah Palin is the original leader to say,

      "When it comes to defending our republic, we haven’t begun to fight!" 


      It was John Paul Jones who came along afterwards and misquoted Sarah with his version:

      "I have not yet begun to fight!"-Captain John Paul Jones 1779

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  85. Anonymous10:14 AM

    nice shoes, dork.

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  86. Anonymous10:22 AM

    The township of Wasilla is upset with the State of Alaska and the lower 48.

    Wasilla thought they had gotten rid of their Village Idiot for good when they sent her to Juneau to be the governor of Alaska but she came back.

    Then they sent the retard to the lower 48 to be vice-president but the lower 48 returned her too.

    Sarah is like a bad burrito that keeps coming back.

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  87. Anonymous10:22 AM

    The fleas and lice, are trying their best to get out of that stinking crouch. We can only imagine the funk that is coming out of there. Oh my damn !

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  88. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Probably this paranoid gibberish was done via e-mail .
    And then she didn't even bother to have one of her fellow patients in rehab correct it for content before hitting Reply.
    So much is contradictory and paranoid and petty and delusional .
    She hasn't begun to fight ???
    What kind of political operative and head of a PAC admits that ?
    Has she been taking contributions under false pretenses ?
    And also her paycheck from FOX.
    I'm sure they're thrilled to hear her admit she threw
    every appearance.
    By repeating Limbaugh's idiocy that the media or some vague Republican
    " elites " made Romney the nominee ,
    she is saying that these secret nefarious forces
    manipulated the Diebold machines.
    Or they used magic rays on the minds of primary voters .
    Just as their hands reached for the lever for Newt ,
    a force took control of their minds and
    forced them to vote Romney, instead.
    She is also insulting the millions of Republicans who voted for Romney .
    In addition to taking a cheap swipe at Romney .
    Classy as usual...
    Like Limbaugh , she can't admit that her endorsement
    of Newt flopped , so she has to spin this grand conspiracy
    of voter manipulation.
    Palin then takes advantage of the fact that Limbaugh and Levin , as did Breitbart , have fantasy Manti Te'o
    relationships with her.
    No other voices on the right defend
    Palin with such full throated romantic fervor .
    I'm sure when she speaks to them on the phone, she tells them
    that her winks and low cut blouses
    are specifically for them.
    When she is out of sorts , Todd probably speaks
    to them in a twangy falsetto
    to keep the con going.
    " Oh Rush, you big manly thing you , when you lisp
    and mispronounce words,
    it makes me giddy with delight .
    And when you call Barack Obama the Magic Negro ,
    I get light headed and tingly all over ."
    She is obviously manipulating her two suitors and her former suitor's website to employ her in some capacity.
    Notice that she didn't mention a single woman Republican or pundit
    as her inspiration.
    The only serious business venture involving Palin might be blow up dolls in her likeness to
    sell to the masses of lonely men ( and women ) on the far right so they finally satisfy their unrequited love affair.
    Or a 1-800 line where for only $2 a minute you can hear Palin ( or Todd as Sarah ) breathlessly pant " Ronald Reagan , Ronald Reagan "
    or " Tea Party , Tea Party " over and over .

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  89. Anonymous11:03 AM

    I'm confused, sounds like Bristol and Sarah Palin are trying to break into the lucrative evangelism circuit preaching to the heathens and donors with money.

    Sarah tells us on Facebook about her Adonis seasoned combat son with his warrior body adorned with Christian tattoos ready to battle evil.

    Bristol is always mentioning God after her current trial husband dumps her or when she needs votes or loses on DWTS.


    Here's my question, how come Empress Sarah Palin constantly tries to project Palin Family Christian Values on others when her unmarried son Track impregnates the pastor's unmarried virgin daughter then divorces her and Sarah's unmarried underage high school student Bristol has to leave high school to deliver her baby?


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    1. Anonymous11:10 AM

      This behavior must be in this list somewhere:

      *Believing that you're better than others

      *Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness

      *Exaggerating your achievements or talents

      *Expecting constant praise and admiration

      *Believing that you're special and acting accordingly

      *Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings

      *Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans

      *Taking advantage of others

      *Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior

      *Being jealous of others

      *Believing that others are jealous of you

      *Trouble keeping healthy relationships

      *Setting unrealistic goals*Being easily hurt and rejected

      *Having a fragile self-esteem

      *Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional

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    2. Anonymous11:18 AM

      Funny.... Sarah doesn't throw Todd's Christian family values at us?

      Maybe it has something to do with Shailey Tripp's book Boys Will Be Boys, the story of her life as Todd's prostitute?

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    3. Anonymous11:52 AM

      Matthew 7:3 
      "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

      Matthew 7:4 
      How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?

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  90. Anonymous11:47 AM

    Matthew 7:5

    New International Version (NIV)

    You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

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    1. Anonymous12:09 PM

      What does this mean?

      Bristol?

      Sarah?

      Anybody?

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  91. Anonymous12:05 PM

    I'm not a student of the Bible like I should be. When it says do not throw your pearls at pigs, does that mean do not donate money to Sarah or SarahPac? Then is the Bible saying that the lipstick wearing pig will throw you under the SarahPac RV before tearing you into pieces?


    Matthew 7:6 

    "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces.

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    1. Anonymous1:52 PM

      I would ask Rev Sarah Moon to explain this but she's been to busy to go to church, so I'm not sure if she would know this verse.

      Let me ask Todd. ...

      What do you mean Todd is still hanging around somewhere in Anchorage?

      He left for Anchorage two weeks ago!

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    2. Anonymous2:03 PM

      Do not throw your pearls to pigs...

      Is that a warning that you shouldn't let your kids marry into the Palin breed?

      Look what happened to Britta and Levi (even though Levi never married his baby's mama, he only tapped it a few dozen times)

      They'll eat you up and throw you out.

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  92. Anonymous3:50 PM

    And, the winner of today's chicken dinner--ding,ding!!! Deadliest Snatch.

    It is so perfect. Sir or Madame, whoever coined this, my deepest bow to you. You are crowned by me as God or Goddess of Shadenfreude.

    All rise and cheer!

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  93. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Hilarious for The Quitter to use a line about not beginning to fight. She may start a fight but everyone knows she will quit again. It is her pattern. Banner dude, of the defeated fame, can't help her propaganda messages. She will bring undesirable attention to that other dead guy's project against media, "BIG" somethings.

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