Saturday, March 16, 2013
Perhaps the best parody of how the Fundamentalists believe a debate with a liberal evolutionist would go that I have ever read. I dare you to read through this without laughing out loud.
In case you have trouble reading it, this is what it says:
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"Before class begins you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he is the most highly evolved being the world has ever know, even greater than Jesus Christ."
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smiled quite Jewishly and replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."
"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real...then it should be an animal now."
The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered as Republicans that day and accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
You know the truly humorous thing about this is that I bet there are NUMEROUS Right Wingers who could read almost the entire thing before realizing that it is not supposed to be taken seriously.