Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Martin Bashir on Palin's rage filled WHCD tweet: "These comments mark her miserable decline from hopelessly mindless Vice Presidential candidate to now, a near non-entity." Now that is gold!


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There were a lot of these verbal spankings on MSNBC yesterday but this is my favorite.

And if THAT was not satisfying enough, then Vanity Fair will gladly take up the slack: 

Sarah Palin did not attend the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner this weekend, nor did she attend any after- or pre-parties. Was it because she was not invited? Because she is a largely irrelevant bore whose existence, frankly, we had completely forgotten until about 30 minutes ago? No. Her reasons are far braver and laudatory than “was forgotten”: she did not attend because she is Taking A Stand. “That #WHCD was pathetic,” she tweeted on Saturday. “The rest of America is out there working our asses off while these DC assclowns throw themselves a #nerdprom.” Related: don’t miss the slide show and party recap from this year’s Bloomberg/Vanity Fair fĂȘte. 

At this point, we would be remiss not to point out Palin’s own previous participation in W.H.C.A. weekend. Back in 2011, when Palin was just a workin’ mom tryin’a roll up ’er sleeves and turn a profit from her one-seasoned T.L.C. reality show, she not only attended the Bloomberg/Vanity Fair party but was, as your blogger pointed out at the time, “the very first guest to arrive, stopping by 25 minutes before the party officially began.” What could possibly account for this? Was the “rest of America” not “working their asses off” then? Or are they only now “working their asses off” because their reality shows were canceled, too?

Hey, she WANTED to get noticed. Well now she's been noticed.

Happy crazy lady?

144 comments:

  1. Irishgirl4:12 AM

    I must say this is all rather enjoyable. She has been noticed alright, but people are laughing at her and calling her names. I think "irrelevant bore" has to be my favourite. That has got to hurt. :)

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    1. Sarah, the internet is looking at you, and not in a kind way.

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    2. Anonymous6:32 AM

      I agree, it is very enjoyable! Finally!

      I loved her being compared to Snookie and the Situation.

      R in NC

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    3. Anonymous9:48 AM

      Saaaarrraaah! Yoo hoo, Saaaarrraaah! Oh. Not you. We were calling Sarah Silverman, not the fake boob idiot.

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  2. WakeUpAmerica4:18 AM

    That was freaking awesome. So now it starts, the official public decline of Sarah Palin.

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  3. Janice4:21 AM

    We are seeing the beginning of a bad breakdown.

    It won't be pretty for her, but we will enjoy watching it.

    Grab your popcorn.

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  4. Leland4:21 AM

    Buried in taxes, huh?

    WHAT taxes? Our taxes haven't been this low for many decades. This bitch is too stupid to look up the history of the tax rates in this country and quite incapable of understanding it even if SOMEONE ELSE looks it up FOR her!

    Of course, I, too, am railing against something resembling windmills. I could pound on this ignorant fool - as MANY have actually done! - for eternity and she would not be capable of "getting it" because she is too intent on spewing the hatred as Martin says.

    I sincerely hope I am still alive when there is a time when she is not heard from again.

    There is, however, one thing which I would love to see make the headlines: She and Toad being arrested, tried and convicted of all of the hidden facts we all know they have in their closets and seeing her in Federal Orange, preferably while making little ones out of big ones!

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    1. Anonymous6:10 AM

      I think there is secret code behind the the taxes thing. She is probably just projecting her own situation onto everybody.

      I wouldn't doubt that she is personally deeply buried in taxes and has no ability to fully pay them.

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    2. Anonymous12:46 PM

      I think you may be onto something . . . perhaps the ole hag was finally AUDITED?

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  5. Anonymous4:23 AM

    I enjoy Palin's fb and twitter rants. They perfectly reflect the crazy that resides in her head.

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    1. Anonymous5:22 AM

      Agreed, and we can almost predict when they're coming anymore and what they'll be in content!

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    2. Anonymous6:17 AM

      I love it when the peepond says she's being quiet because she's stratergizin'. NOT because she's too wasted to get out of bed, or has another "beauty" procedure scheduled. The longer sarah remains quiet, the wackier her next tweet/fb post is gonna be.

      It's all craziness under that dirty, tangled wig. Go sarah!

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  6. Anonymous4:26 AM

    What the hell is an "assclown"?

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    1. Anonymous4:50 AM

      I have a funny feeling that Todd would know the answer to that.

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    2. See: Sarah Palin

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    3. A dodge for people who don’t want to come right out and say “asshole,” see also “asshat.”

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    4. Anonymous7:14 AM

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assclown

      3. A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
      pretends to be a know-it-all,often
      enhancing their stories,knowledge,
      experience,and every thing in between
      with pure bullshit.

      Wow, I had no idea that Sarah was calling HERSELF out...pure projection according to THESE definitions.

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    5. Anonymous9:06 AM

      I wonder how many will call Sarah Palin 'assclown' next time they run into her? I know I will should I get the chance. She'll live w/that name for the rest of her life.

      I'm in Alaska, but they (Palins) stay out of the public eye while up here...Juneau and Anchorage folks don't see them at all and only a few do in Wasilla. (When Sarah goes shopping for toilet paper, etc.!)

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  7. Anonymous4:41 AM

    Only one corretion:
    "Because she is a largely irrelevant BOOR whose existence,"

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    1. I dunno -- she's both a boor (as evidenced by her crude speech) and a bore (years now of incessant rants against our President).

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    2. Anonymous8:47 PM

      And a boar, a wild pig which is difficult to put lipstick on.

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  8. Anonymous4:45 AM

    Can we start a campaign to get "Business Insider" to do an article on Todd Palin being a pimp?

    They could do an interview with Ms Tripp and what she said in "Boys will be boys" ... and how the book has been out for over a year and neither Sarah, Todd or their lawyer has pushed back on what was claimed.

    "Business Insider" may be the only publication that will be willing to do this. They wrote about babygate.

    Exposing Todd as a pimp will FINISH OFF Sarah.

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  9. Anonymous4:48 AM

    She doesn't even try to hide her vulgarity anymore. The born agains must be in a tizzy trying to explain this away.

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    1. Anonymous6:28 AM

      Some of her peepond devotees are very "proper" as far as vulgar language is concerned, and until sarah's "assclown" moment, many would have dismissed that word as being "librul".

      Now they're having to break their own personal codes of conduct and repeat "assclowns" themselves. I watched some struggle for a couple of days, referring to "that word" or "a__clowns", then "azzclowns" and finally toss their their principles aside and type out "assclowns" as their sainted sarah used.

      I bet they feel particularly naughty and dirty... and will ask Jesus for forgiveness on Sunday.

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    2. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Anon 6:28 - Wow! Breaking one's personal code of conduct is a sign of being in the clutches of a psychopath.

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  10. Anonymous4:48 AM

    I almost believe that tweet was written by Becky Mansour. She is mean and tactless. Of course, so is Sarah Palin, but Sarah Palin is slightly less tactless. Maybe Becky has been hitting the sauce.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie7:42 PM

      Maybe Becky's paycheck bounced, and she's trying to get back at her boss.

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  11. Anonymous4:49 AM

    Please post the food stained/shoes too big/clothes don't match photo of the one time someone made the mistake of inviting her. As a reminder why they didn't.

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    1. Ailsa5:55 AM

      You can see them here -

      http://austinisafecker.wordpress.com/2013/04/28/sarah-palin-queen-of-the-assclowns/

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    2. PalinsHoax6:37 AM

      Ol' $crawny's checklist for attending the WHCD:

      Got on my filthy suit with the food stains - check.
      Got my super-sized silly clown shoes on my smelly feet - check.
      Got my ugly herpes sore on my diseased lip - check.

      Okay, I'm all dressed up and ready to go. Why won't Somebody, Anybody invited me to the WHCD !?!?!

      Because, Ol' $crawny - you are a NOBODY !!! And you stink to high-heaven to boot.

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  12. Anonymous4:50 AM

    This is what coming down off meth looks like folks.

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  13. Anonymous4:54 AM

    "assclown" is a more polite way of saying asshole. The recent 'clown' meme may have been started by Bryce "That's a clown question, bro'" Harper.

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    1. Anonymous6:32 AM

      How is it more polite? It's just as bad. Seriously, walk into a church on Sunday and yell "assholes", then walk to another church and yell "assclowns"... I'm pretty sure you'll get the same reaction.

      Also, the first time I recall hearing the word was on "Office Space", back in '99. I have no idea who Bryce Harper is.

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    2. Anonymous8:25 AM

      Why even bothering to be polite, she wrote out "working our asses off", no hiding the word inside another. Ass is ass Sarah, you foul-mouthed pretend christian.

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  14. Anonymous5:19 AM

    She got her thirty pieces of silver. Buh-bye!

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  15. And the hits just keep coming for old Baldy! One of the staffer's at the Asylum has posted an "Open Letter" to some fella named Peter Wehner (who??)....here's the link to Peter's article....not the Asylum because we all know what THEY say..."Leave Baldy ALONNNE"...LOL!!!

    http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2013/04/29/the-embittered-sarah-palin/#.UX6TWqzBTyE.twitter

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    1. Anonymous5:45 AM

      'Sarah Palin is an example of what can happen when a person is consumed by bitterness and grievances. It has a corrosive effect, and over the last several years she has, if anything, become even more brittle and embittered. From a human standpoint it’s a shame. And from a political standpoint it’s precisely the countenance and bearing conservatism and the GOP need to avoid.

      The American people aren’t usually won over by angry politicians, and Sarah Palin is one angry individual. Fortunately, she’s also a marginal one.'

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    2. Anonymous5:51 AM

      Doesn't it make you wonder, GinaM, just who the eff she gets her advice from? She is plum LOONEY!

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    3. Anonymous6:35 AM

      That page has a comment section. Why would they post some silly "Open Letter" the author will never (or care to) read?

      Unless, of course, the "Open Letter" is just a feel-good for the minions at the asylum.

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    4. Anonymous5:51 AM

      LOL! You answered your own question! Baldy get's her LOONEY advice from her LOONEY self!

      She's CRAY CRAY to the 10th degree! Hasn't it been wonderful to see her being exposed....ridiculed and laughed at the last couple of days! I hope she keeps this shit up! LOL!!

      Anonymous5:45 AM...that was the best part of that article huh! No wonder the patients at the Asylum are foaming at the mouth....the TRUTH fucking HURTS and ain't shit they can do about it either! LOL!!

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    5. Anonymous9:54 AM

      Commentary is a right wing neoconservative magazine. I think it may have been started by William Buckley.

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  16. Anonymous5:32 AM

    y u shakin' saruh? huh huh? y u shakin'?

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  17. Anonymous5:33 AM

    Will assclowns Bristol and Todd get an invite to next years WHCD?

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    1. Balzafiar11:09 AM

      Only if all the local hookers have been arrested or left town.

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  18. Anonymous5:44 AM

    Sarah who?

    Oh you mean Sarah Asswipe Palin.

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    1. $arah Asswipe ! How appropriate! Just like in that photo of her and Swallow in the store getting toilet paper; she can grift more money and be a star on TV - Hey $arah, don't squeeze the Charmin! Forget it, she don't know shit from Shinola!

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    2. Anonymous8:42 PM

      Sarah, don't squeeze the Charmin. Just wipe your nasty ass with it and then discard properly, idiot. There's no need to be an Assclown.

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  19. Anonymous5:52 AM

    That assclown from Wasilla went to far on this one and she took her whole unemployable family with her. Way to go ya dumbfuck.

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    1. Anonymous6:17 AM

      And dontcha just love it? :)

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  20. Anonymous5:55 AM

    Let the hits to the quitter keep coming. This is so enjoyable to see her finally being called out.

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  21. Anonymous6:02 AM

    Assclown
    Pimp daddy
    Caint Get Right
    Borderline Retard
    Assburger Wld Child
    P.I.G. Palin
    Tri-G
    Creepy Chuckie
    Easy Sally

    Why can't these inbred Wasilla Hillbillies White Trash Trailer Park yokels have normal names?

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    1. Anonymous8:39 PM

      And don't forget Molly. Or rather, "Molly's". I could rest my gun on her rack and a pitcher of tea on her head.

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  22. Anonymous6:09 AM

    Sarah Unchained (unshackled,) our Calamity Jane can just keep it rill and enjoy the lack of filter of the lamestream media - whom ironically actually helped her appear cognitive and eloquent for several months as a State's "CEO," and V.P. running mate; compared to what she really is, a reptile brain hater that thrives on controversy in the form of cultural and social warfare. Wherein the multi-millionairess continues to push the tome that she's Jane-Six-Pack, and has rill American's in mind with her reluctant servant's heart.

    Keep responding to your gutteral instinct to Tweet and post your rill Teabagger hive-mind thinking and feelings Sarah, you'll get an errant invite to another bowling league or pro-life chips and water party on occasion.

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      Whenever she called herself her state’s CEO I cringed! Here in Alaska there are so few of us anyone can get elected on just about any popular platform. Elections are just like high school class presidents elections — popularity contests. The year Sarah was elected everyone was fed up and she was a pretty tool in a dressed up Barbie suit of the day outfit. Either she forgot about this or she was off her meds and delusional.

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    2. Anonymous9:00 AM

      8:03 Yea, and Walter Hickel (past governor of Alaska) supported her in the beginning and then learned what a horrible mistake he had made. Governor Frank Murkowski was so disliked at the time (yea, the Dad of Lisa Murkowski!), that Sarah won by default!

      Everyone now knows in Alaska that the majority goofed in the voting booth big time! The pipeline she said was under construction in Alaska, while campaigning w/McCain, is still not under construction! She was deemed to be unethical by the Alaska Legislature although she denied that too during the campaign. McCain called her an 'energy expert' and she is and was the furthest from being that. She knows zero about oil/gas! Specific questions should have been asked her. by the press about that subject, while on the campaign trail, but McCain et al kept her away from them after her failures and realizing how stupid/ignorant she really was!

      She didn't give birth that last kid she deemed as hers for the campaign either - mentally challenged child that she thought made her look good/better! The woman is nothing more than a liar and fraud...proven time and time again! She's is known not to even care for him today as would a real mother!

      CEO of Alaska? Give me a friggin break! She couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag!

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    3. "Everyone now knows in Alaska that the majority goofed in the voting booth big time!"
      --------------------------
      The number of voters who turned out for the election was pretty pathetic. Palin got elected governor without even a majority of the votes.

      (she got 114,697 votes out of a total of 234,378 cast -- in a state with 465,421 registered voters in 2006, and a total estimated population of 670,053)

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    4. abbafan12:07 PM

      "songbird" McCain - "But $arah's an oil/gas expert"! Yeah, the oil oozing through that filthy wig, and the gas seeping through that rotting asshole of hers! Stinking bitch!

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  23. Anonymous6:12 AM

    Sarah don't take this shit from those ass clowns. Put on your mean girl aluminum cone hat and go after those jealous bitches.

    YOU ARE SARAH McFUCKING MENARD

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  24. Anonymous6:13 AM

    Here's your learnin' moment, sarah:

    You don't go to someone's fancy party one year, then totally trash it and call them all "assclowns" two years later.

    But please don't stop drunk-tweeting. It's the only reason I (and most people) follow you on Twitter. Or as the flying monkeys* at c4p say it: "OMG, she's like totally popular and millions of 'Mericans just lurve her!"

    heh

    *no disrespect to actual flying monkeys intended.

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    1. Anonymous6:55 AM

      Did the retard forget her borderline retarded daughter and her sister Molly went to the WH correspondents dinner two years before? The same sister whose Alaska college dorm room Sarah used to screw black basketball players.

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  25. Anonymous6:22 AM

    Sarah Palin: I`m finished, I`m fucked. Twenty four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I`m a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I`m wearing, you like it? Because I don`t really need it. Because I`m cloaked in failure! I lost the presidential nomination before i even put my name in the hat! Why? Let`s recap: Because I'm a hockey mom who doesn't know what I read or if Africa is a country or a continent. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and thought I could be president!

    Immoral Minority readersl: Well, boo-fucking-hoo you cross eyed retard

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    1. Anonymous7:01 AM

      Oooh, I like this little memo! I like this a lot!

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    2. Anonymous7:06 AM

      Holy shit, after the bolster-in-the-turquoise-jacket pictures, and then the WHCD tweets, I'm about worn out on Sarah Palin. But it was a helluva good few days there, just excellent.

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    3. Anonymous8:48 AM

      6:22 Sarah Palin didn't lose the president nomination, she lost the VP nomination! John McCain ran for president on their ticket and she helped him lose to the wonderfully elected - two-term President Obama!

      So many mention her 'presidential run' - which is so, so wrong. She's a liar, fraud and failure!



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  26. The "buried in taxes" bit got me wondering about Palin's tax situation. We know she doesn't take advice so she has probably been managing her millions all by herself. In which case she will soon be the Willie Nelson of the Right!

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  27. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Someone in Wasilly had better stage an intervention soon...

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    1. Anonymous8:54 AM

      Too late for that

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    2. Anonymous9:00 AM

      Todd and those unemployed kids are riding Sarah the mule down to her bloody kneecaps. Once they're through with her then off to the glue factory she goes.

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    3. Anonymous2:34 PM

      Wow, @9:00am.

      That is perfection.

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  28. Anonymous6:54 AM

    I'm still stymied as to how "the rest of America is out there working our [Todd & Sarah's?] asses off".

    Can't Todd & sarah work their own asses off? Why do they require others to do the work for them? Sounds like some Communist forced-ass-working-off plot for the palins to me.

    So I say to granny sarah: Work yer own damn ass off! I got bills to pay and babies to feed, and I certainly don't have time to work your scrawny ass off.

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    1. Anonymous11:08 AM

      More articles should have mentioned this. They must have been so confused by the terms that they skipped trying to sort it out.

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  29. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Apologies if this has been posted but the American Spectator Magazine May issue cover story is called Sarah Palin's Rack. The article gives her way too much credit for 2010 wingnut election victories but the cover is great.

    http://spectator.org/issues/may-2013

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    1. Anonymous8:31 PM

      I stand with Sarah the Assclown.

      But not for long bc she stinks.

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  30. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Douche Bag spent how much on "postage"?

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  31. Anonymous8:08 AM

    below comment from pee pond-
    question-is sarahamerica an assclown or is sarah and america assclowns??

    indemind • 12 minutes ago −
    Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater.... when are Wehner you going to get things right.....

    SarahAmerica- "Assclown"

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  32. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Martin can always be counted on to tell it like it is and he CLEARLY has had it with Ms. Palin. His command of English is always inspiring and his elegant expression makes him a real treat to listen to. Sarah Palin is more and more of a joke, a punchline, a corrosive cunt who has nothing to contribute but rage and shit-stirring tweets. Her toxicity all but overwhelms normal, healthy people who recognize her for the buffoon that she is. I'm glad to listen to those who shine a light on her fraudulent existence.

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    1. Anonymous9:42 AM

      Sarah Palin is a boil on the ass of humanity but Martin Bashir is also vile, horrible person. Just because he rightfully bashes Palin doesn't make him a good guy by any means. Karl Rove insults Palin too which, like Bashir, is the pot calling the kettle black.

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    2. Anonymous9:42 AM

      Shut up RAM and go eat another jelly donut! Martin tore up the Big Boss's flabby ass and ain't shit she can do about it except take another swig of vodka! LOL!!

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    3. Anonymous10:41 AM

      Gina M, Nice try but I'm not RAM. I'm an old school Detroiter who grew up listening to the Jackson 5 and whose kids grew up listening to Beat It and Thriller.

      I've never forgiven Bashir for the interview he did with Michael Jackson in 2005, which ended up completely betraying and traumatizing MJ and drove a huge nail into his coffin. Bashir tore up Michael's ass way worse than Palin's, and there was nothing MJ could do about it either, except drug himself to death.

      If you read it, my comment was about loathing the unctious, social climbing, ratings whore Bashir, not defending Palin. Have a nice day.

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    4. Anonymous10:41 AM

      I saw that interview with Bashir and MJ and MJ was long gone before Bashir got a hold of him. You have a nicer day.

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    5. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Correction, the Bashir/MJ interview was in 2003. Uh oh, I'm afraid growing up in Detroit is PROOF I'm RAM, right? Meh, why bother...

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    6. Anonymous11:20 AM

      GinaM, off topic I know but such a sore spot for me :(

      I believe Bashir gave the grifting family of MJs accuser the idea and encouragement to charge him with molestation.

      Like the jury, I believe MJ was not guilty. Everything coming out after his death says that trial caused his drug use to skyrocket. I know you're an MJ fan, so YOU have an even nicer day! LOL.

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    7. Michael Jackson was an adult in 2005, he didn't have to do that interview any more than Wade Boggs had to do the Barbara Walters interview where he confessed to being a sex addict.

      And Michael Jackson had something Boggs didn't, an entire family and a host of handlers behind him (and gobbling at the trough of his fame and fortune).

      Jackson walked into a journalistic lion's den. What did he expect? The fact that you don't forgive Bashir is insignificant in its importance.

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    8. Anonymous11:20 AM
      GinaM, off topic I know but such a sore spot for me :(


      Okay...I feel ya'...but most folks put the blame on MJ's drug use and problems right where they belong...with his son of bitch of a father Joe Jackson and his put upon mother Katherine who stood by and let that monster she was married to fuck those kids up!

      Martin Bashir had NOTHING to do with MJ's drug use....that was all on Michael...may he rest in eternal peace.

      Here's my all time favorite MJ song...

      http://youtu.be/44_qWFAdjqQ

      Love the video because he was still....BLACK and he had his original nose! LOL!!

      PS...have a better day!

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  33. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Uh oh, sounds like ol' Sarah is in trouble with the IRS. She always reveals things when she does her little hissy fits and I would guess that she is BURIED in her own tax mess and so she has to project it out onto the world as if everyone has a mess. Her utter ignorance as to the current tax situation, being that taxes are the lowest they've been in 60 years, only compounds her ludicrous hold on sanity.

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    1. Anonymous8:44 AM

      Here is John Fugelsang's hilarious rant about Sarah Palin:
      http://current.com/shows/viewpoint/videos/john-fugelsang-keep-talking-sarah-palin/ There is also a transcript if you are laughing so hard that you miss some of the zingers. Yes, Sarah can see oblivion from her house. Whenever she talks, she IS the face of the GOP. Refudiate that.

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    2. Anonymous2:43 PM

      READ IT, people! Funny.

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    3. Anonymous3:41 PM

      @8:44,
      Thanks for the link, very funny!

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:41 PM

      OMDAWG!!!!

      John Fugelsang actually "went There" and mentioned Glen Rice!

      "Now, I don’t know why you went off on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — maybe you don’t like people who are funny on purpose. Maybe. I don’t know why you’re this tense, maybe Glen Rice quit halfway through. But every time you open your mouth or share your views on Facebook or Twitter, you remind voters you’re the real face of the GOP. You are the brand.?

      Funniest one yet! Thanks!

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  34. Anonymous8:24 AM

    I always wondered why the psycho from Wailla was never invited to the WHCD. Greta took Todd, but not psycho. It dawned on me, she wasn't invited because the Secret Service banned her and wouldn't let her get anywhere near the President.

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  35. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Former Alaska Governor and Nuclear Football Near-Miss Sarah Palin joined the predictable chorus of bitter White House Correspondents’ Dinner non-invitees Saturday night by tweeting her ass-heavy misgivings about the event, inviting an even more predictable revelation of her own hypocrisy. On Monday’s Martin Bashir show, host Martin Bashir pointed out that Palin had smeared her own kin with assclownery, but also added a bit of canny career advice for the fading pit bull.

    In case you missed it, Governor Resignate Palin sent a charmingly profane tweet Saturday night, informing her followers that “That #WHCD was pathetic. The rest of America is out there working our asses off while these DC assclowns throw themselves a #nerdprom,” even though her own husband, Todd Palin, and daughter Bristol Palin are, themselves, former “rectal comedians,” as Bashir put it. Both have attended the dinner in the past, and Palin herself skipped the 2011 dinner, but hit the pre-and-post parties, which presumably makes her merely an assclown groupie.

    Bashir dug into Palin with all the relish of a Nathan’s Famous supply closet, noting that “These comments mark her miserable decline, from hopelessly mindless vice presidential candidate, to now a near-nonentity,” possessed of “a smoldering bitterness that America, once again, proved too smart and too discerning to tolerate her meretricious bile.”

    He also compared Palin, unfavorably, to reality TV stars Snooki and The Situation, and placed her “alone among the discarded rubbish of the CPAC conference.”

    Bashir’s symphony of vitriol wasn’t all withering insults and reproach, though. Rather than curse the darkness that is Sarah Palin’s last spasm of relevance, Bashir lit a candle, noting that WHCD emcee Conan O’Brien “may well have stumbled upon something she is perfectly qualified to do.”

    “Incidentally, you may not know this, but Wayne LaPierre is merely the executive vice president of the NRA,” O’Brien said Saturday night. “Which begs the question, how freaking crazy do you have to be to be the actual president of the NRA?”

    “Mrs. Palin,” Martin concluded, “the NRA looks forward to receiving your application.”

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/martin-bashir-slams-nonentity-sarah-palins-assclown-remarks-recommends-her-for-nra-post/

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    1. Anonymous9:05 AM

      Too many 'big' words for Sarah to comprehend. Her 'Consultants' will have to decipher the meanings for 'Her Heinous'.

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    2. abbafan12:15 PM

      Anon@ 8:33 A.M. - "governor resignate" - Fuckin' LOVE IT!!!

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    3. PalinsHoax12:24 PM

      Anonymous9:05 AM
      "Her 'Consultants' will have to decipher the meanings for 'Her Heinous'".

      I believe that for the Buffoon $arah, that should be 'Her Heinass'.

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  36. Anonymous8:33 AM

    If Sarah's not in trouble with the IRS, maybe its her sister who works 35 hours a day at 8 different jobs. Maybe she didn't claim her PAC/nanny money.

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  37. Anonymous8:40 AM

    What amazes me is how her supporters will dance around the facts in order not to find fault with her behavior and to "prove" that she's not guilty of whatever it is she is being accused of.

    Right now, these "conservative, religious right fundy folks" that are her base are adding the word Assclown to their lexicon just because the Queen said it. How ridiculous is that? According to their conservative and religious "beliefs" this is not something that they should do, but if Sarah did it it must be A-OK. Next time one of her little old lady supporters isn't happy with the service at the grocery checkout she'll call the cashier an Assclown, surely no good can come of this :-)

    Same with her attendance at the WHCD in 2011, yes technically she only went to the brunches and after parties, but still, she was hobnobbing with these folks that she now, for some reason, reviles.

    It's simply not normal to behave as her supporters do; its as if they've given up their "free will" and just blindly emulate Palin's behavior and will do or say whatever she tells them.

    A truly blind cult following is what she has and no doubt they would drink the koolaid if Palin said they were all going to heaven where she would be President, of heaven. Hey, now there's an idea....

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    1. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Reminds me of when Charles Manson would cause a scene in the courtroom, the "girls" would immediately jump up & mimic him. When he carved a swastika on his forehead, they had one the next day.

      Watch Helter Skelter..the similarities are creepy...

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    2. Anonymous10:11 AM

      I wonder how many are actually supporters and how many are Sarah herself (anyone remember Lou Sarah?), her family members, and people who are paid by SarahPac to defend her. The true Sarah Palin supporters may be very small number of people.

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    3. Anonymous11:14 AM

      I've read that RAM might be ZH100. Does anyone know if this is true?

      Any other guesses as to which ones at the Sea of Pee are her employees?

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    4. 11:14 -- someone here at IM suggested TENCOLE may be Kristin Cole.

      Also2 -- over at Syrin's place commenter nolaredhead ID'd the stalker who posts as "loveornothing" as Kristen Cole. (Not Krusty, which gives one pause. Srsly - there's more than one?) Seems ol' Kristen accidentally included her real name in the midst of a flickr Palin tribute.

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    5. Anonymous12:49 PM

      The moderators/contributors are paid to defend her and ban anyone who doesn't kiss her feet and is therefore a troll

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    6. pol12:20 PM

      Seems ol' Kristen accidentally included her real name in the midst of a flickr Palin tribute.

      On SNAP for real pol?? I saw one of those crazy "flickr" love links on SPHASH and I saw pics of Kristen Cole on them but I just thought it was Krazy Krusty stalking all of Baldy's buddies!

      Okay...so now I'm thinking "TENCOLE" is probably Kristen...but how cool is it that Kristen has picked up where Krusty has left off...including her NAME!

      Kristy Patullo = Krazy Kristy

      Kristen Cole = Krazy Kristy

      WTF! As Baldy has always said...there is no such thing as a coincidence!

      LMAO!!!

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    7. Kristen--Buys a house in Scottsdale

      Sarah-Buys a house in Scottsdale

      Kristen-Gets a boob job

      Sarah-Gets a boob job

      Kristen-Divorces her husband

      Sarah-Thanks to Gryphen is stuck with the Toad!!

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    8. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Kristen is pretty straigtlaced and rather "churchy" I can't really see her condoning Sarah's potty mouth....

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    9. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Kristen and Baldy are BFF's...Kristen and "churchy" don't even sound right...please stop...you're embarrassing yourself. LOL!!!

      Carrie....

      "Sarah-Thanks to Gryphen is stuck with the Toad!!"

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Juicy and Tiny Two-toned penis...together forever!

      LMAO!!

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  38. Anonymous8:44 AM

    So happy to see the ridicule she received for her Facebook bullshit! She's too stupid to understand it is the only problem.

    Work - my ass! The woman has NOT had a job since resigning as half-term gov of AK! And, then we learned that she didn't do the majority of the work while there - Toad was doing some of it! Yikes!

    Alaskans are so embarrassed by them and their family - i.e. all the lies and fraud! Looks like the rest of the USA is feeling the same way! They are living off donations received from the minority. McCain didn't even share the excess w/her!!

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  39. Anonymous8:52 AM

    EXCUSE ME.....

    "the rest of America is out there working our asses off.

    Did Sarah Palin see the first DWTS that Bristol participated in? America noticed that Bristol didn't work her ass off. It was the exact opposite. Bristol is the only dancer in the history of DWTS not to just put on weight in one week, that hefer put on more weight week after week. America was hooked on that show to see if Bristol's water would break and leak amniotic fluid on the dance floor or if her fat ass would pop her stitches and burst out of her body spanxs.

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  40. Anonymous8:52 AM

    I wonder if Martin Bashir is ready to apologize to Joe McGinniss.

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    1. Anonymous10:27 AM

      Right after he apologizes to the late Princess Diana and Michael Jackson.

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    2. Anonymous8:52 AM

      Joe?? Joe McGinniss you say? Did you not watch the wonderful video of Martin ripping the bald alkie a new one...what is this about Joe McGinniss???

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    3. Anonymous10:27 AM

      Ummm....both of those folks are D E A D!

      Damnyum...Martin Bashir shore got some folks undies all twisted up! What's that all about? LOL!!!

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    4. Anonymous12:21 PM

      GinaM - Bashir, substituting for Lawrence O'Donnell on the Last Word, was openly hostile while interviewing McGinniss about his Palin book. He clearly hadn't read the book and was eagerly jumping on the bandwagon to discredit McGinniss' research. Bashir's Palin-bashing was on target and fun but is he ready to do real reporting on Palin?

      The interview is way toward the end of the page.
      http://www.nbcnews.com/id/44625946/ns/msnbc/t/last-word-lawrence-odonnell-wednesday-september/#.UYAlbIWhb9I

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    5. Anonymous12:41 PM

      GinaM:

      Here's a little insight regarding the McGinniss/Media kerfluffle. Suffice it to say, many who proclaimed themselves the "Liberal Media" avoided Joe or confronted him on the veracity of his book "The Rogue", mainly because Sarah was still driving their ratings, be it liberal or conservative media. Just like Babygate, they'd rather ignore the truth right in front of their faces rather than fact the angry PalinBots or lose ratings for disparaging Palin.

      I for one am happy those days are over, except Babygate, dammit, and no one will still touch that one.

      http://www.joemcginniss.net/from-seattle-to-toronto-great-reviews-for-the-rogue/Joe%20McGinniss

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    6. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Ummm...thanks for the link..still not sure what this has to do with Joe.

      Joe's book which I read....TWICE...did end up taking Baldy's ass OUT and Martin Bashir being "openly hostile while interviewing McGinnis" has NOTHING to do with Martin tearing Baldy's ass up yesterday!

      I get it...you don't like Martin Bashir end of story.

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    7. Anonymous12:41 PM

      Thanks for the link and like you I agree with your statement here...

      "I for one am happy those days are over, except Babygate, dammit, and no one will still touch that one."

      Babygate is PROTECTED by the Big Boys (the RNC) that story is NEVER going to be told until Baldy is no longer on this earth!

      In the meantime...I will continue to enjoy the trainwreck that Baldy is and get my laugh on in the process! LOL!!!

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  41. Anonymous9:00 AM

    One just has to wonder what she's going to say NOW. She's not going to take ridicule for long with her "mean girl" narcissism.

    Talk about a MELTDOWN!

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  42. Anonymous9:21 AM

    SEND THAT BITCH MORE MONEY


    "Do the words 'Senator Sarah Palin' excite you?"

    That's the opening line of a recent email by The Tea Party Leadership Fund, which is trying to draft the former Alaska governor and past Fox News commentator to run for the Senate in 2014. The fund argues Palin has a clear path to victory in part due to recent polling showing incumbent Sen. Mark Begich, a Democrat, with less than 50 percent of the vote.....

    http://mobile.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/04/30/tea-party-group-drafting-sarah-palin-to-run-for-alaska-senate

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    1. Anonymous10:05 AM

      Yes, Alaska is so in love with the Pimp's wife and her 'ASSCLOWN' Grifting ways. She has shown the world how to raise Promiscuous Daughters, how to hide Pregnancies, how to have a Baby after having a TUBAL LIGATION, how to help her kids escape Prosecution, how to Blackmail Anchorage Police Department and other Politicians, how to 'QUIT' an 'ELECTED' position, and how to BEG for more money. Alaska deserves much better.

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    2. Anonymous11:55 AM

      10:05...how to put young men in prison for guessing your password. How to maintain your rack while losing weight.

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    3. Anonymous1:09 PM

      There is no way Alaskans would elect Palin as their Senator. She quit as their governor half-way through for crying out loud! Plus, they know too much about her now....she's proven to be nasty, a liar, racist, a fraud and to have a pretty nasty, evil mouth!

      No way in hell she'd be elected!

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  43. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Youtube video of Palin's Las Vegas speech. She's obviously reading right off of a script in a weird, breathy, stumbling sing song. Sounds like she didn't read the script in advance or is drunk or both...UGH!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJSJFXhAZm8

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  44. Anonymous10:20 AM

    A new contribution for her eventual Wasilla Mayoral Library:

    There once was an assclown named Palin,
    whose cries for attention were failin'.
    They held the nerd prom,
    but didn't ask her along,
    Now on facebook and twitter she's railin'.

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  45. Anonymous10:58 AM

    McCain what do you think of your ass clown vp pick? Still proud of her?

    Lol

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  46. Anonymous11:01 AM

    John Fugelsang: Keep talking, Sarah Palin

    http://current.com/shows/viewpoint/videos/john-fugelsang-keep-talking-sarah-palin/

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  47. Anonymous11:33 AM

    What's the name of the college that gave Sarah Palin her Assclown Degree?

    Maybe Bristol, Track, Willow and Piper should go there?

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    1. Anonymous11:45 AM

      University of I-Da-Ho

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    2. Anonymous11:58 AM

      Make Believe College - make believe you got a degree and nobody will question you.

      Thinkin' they went to Make Believe High School, so they should get in easy.

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    3. jcinco1:23 PM

      Whatsamatta U? I believe it's located in Frostbite Falls...

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  48. Anonymous11:50 AM

    They are going apeshit at the PeePond today calling people ass clowns.it really is like the Manson cult. Are they al RAM, (kinda hate to associate the word ass with hers) or are there some Palin's writing in too?

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    1. Anonymous11:50 AM

      Those dum dums go "apeshit" everyday! The nuts are still sweating the "down arrows"! Calling folks "assclowns" is all part of the cult mentality...I don't call them Baldy's Bots for nuthin ya' know! LOL!!!

      My favorite sheeple activity was when those nutbags were posting pictures of their dumbasses holding up Big Gulps!

      Now if Baldy had said her Big Gulp taste delicious with a dash of anti-freeze...those fools would have rushed to the nearest Autozone™ and purchased cases of that shit and drank up!

      They are ALL "assclownery" INSANE! LOL!!!

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    2. jcinco1:25 PM

      Going forward I will refer to them as the Insane AssClown Posse..

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    3. jcinco1:25 PM


      "Insane AssClown Posse"

      ROFLMAO! Good one!

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    4. jcinco3:17 PM

      :):)

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  49. Anonymous11:56 AM

    If Sarah Palin had a brain she'd......I've got nothing.

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    1. Anonymous12:34 PM

      Smarter?

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    2. Anonymous1:03 PM

      If Sarah had a brain she wouldn't be a ass clown

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    3. WakeUpAmerica1:54 PM

      Bwaahaahaahaa!

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  50. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Brian with Two Anuses will want to get aboard the Baldy Ass Clown Express, don't you think?

    Grifter Alert today: BaldyPAC has sent the bots a money demand. Who wouldn't want to reward someone who tweets "ass clown"? Pull out those couch cushions honey, and dig out the change, We the People gotta keep those Baldy rack photos and ass clown witticisms comin'.

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    1. WakeUpAmerica1:53 PM

      Wouldn't that be "Bi-anal Brian"?

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  51. Anonymous2:14 PM

    Buzzfeed has a classic piece up right now. They posted 12 comments from Sarah's Facebook and calling them "poems" and are diagraming and analyzing these "poems".

    It's freakin' hilarious:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryhynes/12-powerful-poems-from-sarah-palins-facebook-page-9mn6

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  52. Anita Winecooler7:04 PM

    It was so great seeing so many shows and articles on the same page over the dingbat's self destruction. Martin's was exceptionally good because of the delivery and inflection in his voice.
    Wonkette was kind of a let down, but some of the comments are brilliant!

    http://wonkette.com/514160/cranky-sarah-palin-did-not-want-to-go-to-your-nerd-prom-anyway

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  53. Anonymous1:58 AM

    I had to look up "meretricious" but boy is it ever apt http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/meretricious

    Definition of MERETRICIOUS

    1
    : of or relating to a prostitute : having the nature of prostitution
    2
    a : tawdrily and falsely attractive
    b : superficially significant : pretentious

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