Time Magazine chooses its 100 Most Influential People in the World. They skip Sarah Palin, but they DO let her put her name on a piece written about Rand Paul.

Time Magazine has picked their 100 Mot Influential People in the World for this year.

Sarah Palin did not make the list becasue she is such a has been these days, but they DID give her the opportunity to have her ghostwriter write up a little ass kissing homage to Rand "What the fuck is on my head?" Paul.

Courtesy of Time Magazine:  

When the Tea Party movement wanted to send a message to the Senate in 2010, it elected a clear-sighted eye doctor from the Bluegrass State. In a D.C. too often defined by the venal equivocations of a permanent political class more interested in consolidating its own power than in upholding the Constitution or defending the common good, Senator Rand Paul is a voice of reason awakening the public to what must be done to restore our prosperity and preserve the blessings of liberty for future generations. His brand of libertarian-leaning conservatism attracts young voters, and recently he inspired the nation with his Capraesque filibuster demanding basic answers about our use of drones. I sent him some caribou jerky from Alaska to help keep up his strength on the Senate floor. There’s more where that came from for this bold Senator with 20/20 vision willing to take a stand for liberty. 

I cannot tell you the number of times that Palin dropped the term "Capraesque" in casual conversation while campaigning in Alaska or attending social events as Governor.

I can't tell you the number of times, because there were not ANY times!

The same holds true for the words "venal," "equivocation," and "consolidating."

In fact after reading over this I think that Palin's ONLY contribution might have been, "I done sent him some caribou jerky once!"

Is ANYTHING more pathetic than having to have EVERY single word attributed to you written by somebody else for fear that people might recognize the staggering depths of your ignorance?

I am not sure if I can think of one.

As for Rand Paul? Well he is a sad little POS whose racism. misogyny, and selfishness will keep him from EVER achieving any political office more impressive than that of a Constitutionally retarded Senator from Kentucky.

So of COURSE Palin is a huge fan.