Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
What's perfect about this, is that it doesn't apply to only women perpetrating BJ's. Even the most outward conservative individual enjoys these, so let's bring the argument to their own legally defined sodomy.
Did Sarah Palin Cannibalize Glen Rice? Did she Cannibalize Brad Hanson? Did she Cannibalize Curtis Menard Jr.? Did she Cannibalize John McCain? Did she Cannibalize Sean Hannity or Roger Ailes? Did she Cannibalize Bud Paxson and Thomas Van Flein? Work that nasty tongue, Sarah and keep your Panties in a Wad.
Were Bristol's and Willow's High School tenure an experience in Cannibalism? No wonder their Female Classmates threatened them for Cannibalizing their boyfriends.
In Alaska is white out used instead of saying abortion?
Todd flew home to be with me when I had the D&C. When the doctor's bill arrived in our mailbox, it came with a typo. In the box describing the procedure, someone had typed, "Abortion." Instead of starting off with a fresh form, they painted it over with a thin layer of Wite-Out and retyped, "Miscarriage."
Yeah.....no. It is illegal to use whiteout on medical forms. Sarah probably used her own white out real quick like. This is another example of the Sarah Palin amateur hour theatre. She REALLY needed a way better consultant if she wanted to get away with her hoaxes, any of them ,all of them that have been placed befoer us over the years. She exhibits "magical thinking" which is what young school age kids exhibit. "I think this is what happened and I can make it happen just by using a little white out. I'm so super smart!! Mommy and daddy will NEVER figure it out!"
The medical term for miscarriage is "spontaneous abortion." If she had a miscarriage, that's what would be on her record. No medical office would change that, especially not with Wite out.
Now, if her abortion wasn't "spontaneous," Sarah would have a good reason to make that change, herself, wouldn't she?
Half of a baby's genetic material is contained in that mouthful. If after a few minutes in the cervical canal those little swimmers could potentially meet a welcoming egg and begin the process of making a little person, I think that the sign is fairly accurate.
Besides with the cloning abilities already developed, the DNA in that sperm cell could be manipulated into reproducing and eventually making an exact duplicate of the male that released it in the first place.
I'm going to be the killjoy that says "Photoshopped", because the letters are not hand-written on that posterboard. It's clearly a font being used.
It's still a humorous image, but probably said something else originally.
Now I suppose someone could have taken the time & money to go to Kinkos or someplace and have a sign "professionally" made... but I'm kind of doubting that.
Is that why Sarah's eyes are wonkie? Glen Rice told Sarah to close her eyes when she was performing cannibalism on him and she didn't and she got shot in the eye. Damn shame, her eyes were never the same afterwards.
ONLY if you swallow. Not everyone does. In and of itself a BJ is not cannibalism. Swallowing sperm is a stretch for cannibalism, but I get her point completely.,
Thats a disgusting analogy. Abortion is basically giving people the idea that they can behave irresponsibly and there's always an automatic bailout. Same goes with welfare as the system stands today.
Abortion should only occur if a police report is in hand and the topic is rape. More than half of rapes are unreported. While I personally understand why, that needs to change.
Too bad abortion is legal and no one needs your permission. So go fuck yourself and I'm betting you don't even have a uterus but want to control mine. Well it isn't going to happen, so again, go fuck yourself.
Grow up and get some perspective on sex. This is the 21st century. Too bad people like you are stuck in the dark ages.
If someone has uprotected or underprotected sex and gets pregnant, she should be able to end that pregnancy, the earlier the better. It's a medical condition, nothing more. If it's a wanted condition, great. If not, it benefits everyone to do something about it.
And, mind you, I have two children.
You seem to see an unwanted pregnancy as punishment.
Hey 11:59, I'll tell YOU what abortion is, NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!! Got it? You do not have the right to police anyone's uterus. Are you mentally capable of understanding that?
Too bad your old man didn't keep his pecker in his pants.
I ALWAYS practice safe sex, yet I still became pregnant when the condom broke. I was sick, and my abortion was medically necessary, but even still, I shouldn't be forced to have a child when I was in no way prepared financially to have a child just because you disagree with it.
We are animals. We have sex. Our partners get pregnant sometimes when it isn't wanted. It is none of your business WHAT is done with that unwanted growth.
Just because your religion calls Man special doesn't mean it is true. Take your blind, restrictive, guilt ridden/causing religion and shove it where the sun don't shine!
And I'll bet you even agree that Onanism is a sin!
That always freaked me out as a kid. I was raised catholic, and being told that this juice and this cracker were the literally blood and body of Christ gave me the willies!
I said that to my ex-minister once. He tried to slug me. Completely forgot that a 17 year old is a helluva a lot faster - and stronger. I ducked and did a right to the tummy and a left to the jaw. He couldn't talk for a week!
For some reason calling it Ritualistic Cannibalism really ticked him off! (SNARK!)
By the way, he was my ex-minister BEFORE he tried to slug me.
I guess menstruation is murder as well, since a good woman would make sure she's constantly pregnant so not to kill all those little life-balls every month.
In Alaska is white out used instead of saying abortion?
Todd flew home to be with me when I had the D&C. When the doctor's bill arrived in our mailbox, it came with a typo. In the box describing the procedure, someone had typed, "Abortion." Instead of starting off with a fresh form, they painted it over with a thin layer of Wite-Out and retyped, "Miscarriage."
1. HOW DOES SARAH PALIN KNOWS IT SAID "ABORTION" UNDER THE WHITE OUT UNLESS SARAH WHITED IT OUT HERSELF?
2. IF I HAD A MISCARRIAGE AND THE HOSPITAL SENT ME ANYTHING THAT HAD ABORTION WRITTEN ON IT THEN WHITED OUT, THEN I WOULD DEMAND THAT THE HOSPITAL RETYPE THE WHOLE DAMN FORM OVER!
Sorry but a miscarriage is technically a spontaneous abortion and will say so on your med records. Sarahs said ABORTION because she had an abortion, not a miscarriage which is a spontaneous abortion.
Is that Bristol Palin, knocked up AGAIN???
ReplyDeleteShow some class. We don't use the words knocked up again.
DeleteIn Wasilla we say Bristol has mono again.
What's perfect about this, is that it doesn't apply to only women perpetrating BJ's. Even the most outward conservative individual enjoys these, so let's bring the argument to their own legally defined sodomy.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Chew on That, RWNJs!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say something about Bristol and Sarah but it's best to leave it alone.
ReplyDeleteLOL that'a funny!!
ReplyDeleteYea, government small enough to fit in every woman's uterus!
But don't mess with my gunzzzz!!
In nature some animals eat their young.
ReplyDeleteLike Sarah said "We eat, therefore we hunt."
I'm sure Sarah and Bristol ate their fair share.
Does this mean the Palins are cannibals?
ReplyDeleteWell, Tawd is, for sure.
DeleteNo it means they both go down faster then a freight elevator.
DeleteQ: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteA: He wiped his butt.
Did Sarah Palin Cannibalize Glen Rice? Did she Cannibalize Brad Hanson? Did she Cannibalize Curtis Menard Jr.? Did she Cannibalize John McCain? Did she Cannibalize Sean Hannity or Roger Ailes? Did she Cannibalize Bud Paxson and Thomas Van Flein? Work that nasty tongue, Sarah and keep your Panties in a Wad.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Big Gulps!
DeleteWere Bristol's and Willow's High School tenure an experience in Cannibalism? No wonder their Female Classmates threatened them for Cannibalizing their boyfriends.
ReplyDeleteIn Alaska is white out used instead of saying abortion?
ReplyDeleteTodd flew home to be with me when I had the D&C. When the doctor's bill arrived in our mailbox, it came with a typo. In the box describing the procedure, someone had typed, "Abortion." Instead of starting off with a fresh form, they painted it over with a thin layer of Wite-Out and retyped, "Miscarriage."
Did this white out happen after Todd and his best friend and buddy Brad Hanson's argument when they broke up their snowmobile business?
DeleteOr did this white out happen after the mysterious plane accident involving Curt Menard Jr?
Yeah.....no.
DeleteIt is illegal to use whiteout on medical forms.
Sarah probably used her own white out real quick like.
This is another example of the Sarah Palin amateur hour theatre. She REALLY needed a way better consultant if she wanted to get away with her hoaxes, any of them ,all of them that have been placed befoer us over the years.
She exhibits "magical thinking" which is what young school age kids exhibit. "I think this is what happened and I can make it happen just by using a little white out. I'm so super smart!! Mommy and daddy will NEVER figure it out!"
The medical term for miscarriage is "spontaneous abortion." If she had a miscarriage, that's what would be on her record. No medical office would change that, especially not with Wite out.
DeleteNow, if her abortion wasn't "spontaneous," Sarah would have a good reason to make that change, herself, wouldn't she?
"a thin layer of white out" - on what, a computer monitor?
DeleteI'm going to be a stick-in-the-mud--Sperm does not equal a fertilized egg.
ReplyDeleteThe sign has some value as humor but, if the woman holding it is as serious as she looks, she comes off as pretty dumb.
Half of a baby's genetic material is contained in that mouthful. If after a few minutes in the cervical canal those little swimmers could potentially meet a welcoming egg and begin the process of making a little person, I think that the sign is fairly accurate.
DeleteBesides with the cloning abilities already developed, the DNA in that sperm cell could be manipulated into reproducing and eventually making an exact duplicate of the male that released it in the first place.
Which would make her sign ABSOLUTELY accurate.
But hey, thanks for the biology lesson.
I think you are dumb, a shot of sperm has thousands if not 10's of thousands of potential snowflake babies.
DeleteAnd a fertilized egg doesn't always equal a fetus. They don't always attach, and they will flush out with our monthly cycle.
DeleteYes I think the sign says it all. I'm sure that the Tea Party has outlawed blowjobs. Yeah right !
DeleteI'm going to be the killjoy that says "Photoshopped", because the letters are not hand-written on that posterboard. It's clearly a font being used.
DeleteIt's still a humorous image, but probably said something else originally.
Now I suppose someone could have taken the time & money to go to Kinkos or someplace and have a sign "professionally" made... but I'm kind of doubting that.
Gryphen - I stand corrected...and amused.
Delete- 10:57am
Glen Rice did what's her name swallow?
ReplyDeleteDon't want to mention her name in front of Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow. The subject is still sensitive.
Is that why Sarah's eyes are wonkie? Glen Rice told Sarah to close her eyes when she was performing cannibalism on him and she didn't and she got shot in the eye. Damn shame, her eyes were never the same afterwards.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is always trying to put a new label on fun.
ReplyDeleteGood thing for Levi that Bristol is a cannibal or Levi would be paying child support to about three dozen kids.
ReplyDeletenow I have the song stuck in my "every sperm is sacred" LOL
ReplyDeletemasturbation needs to be outlawed too - wouldn't it be considered murder of half of human being ?
I mean no offense but...
DeleteIf you don't think they would like to outlaw all forms of sex that do not fit their narrow definition of acceptable, you're not paying attention.
If Bristol knew about sperm banks when she was doing cannibalism to all her boyfriends and made deposits she could be a rich woman today.
ReplyDeleteIn one hand Sarah is sad because people are constantly making fun of Bristol.
ReplyDeleteIn her other hand Sarah has over 12 million dollars.
Well Sarah can't buy houses and go on trips with Bristol's hurt feelings. Bristol will get over it. Right Sarah?
Todd does not believe in cannibalism. He takes his kids home in his condoms wrapped with his face cloths.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's planting a garden.
DeleteThat reminds me of the scene from the 1950's film The Thing From Another World. AKA The Thing before the 1980's version.
DeleteThat was gross, too!
ONLY if you swallow. Not everyone does. In and of itself a BJ is not cannibalism. Swallowing sperm is a stretch for cannibalism, but I get her point completely.,
ReplyDeleteThey call me Hannibal... what's your name honey?
ReplyDeleteSally, Sarah, Bristol and Britta should of practiced cannibalism when they were young and single then they wouldn't be unexpected mothers.
ReplyDeleteThats a disgusting analogy. Abortion is basically giving people the idea that they can behave irresponsibly and there's always an automatic bailout. Same goes with welfare as the system stands today.
ReplyDeleteAbortion should only occur if a police report is in hand and the topic is rape. More than half of rapes are unreported. While I personally understand why, that needs to change.
Maybe because a certain Politician charged Rape Victims for Rape Kits? As for Welfare, Sarah Palin's Family receives Free Government Healthcare.
DeleteYou're obviously male. Good thing you've never had sex without a condom or you'd be a raging hypocrite
DeleteToo bad abortion is legal and no one needs your permission. So go fuck yourself and I'm betting you don't even have a uterus but want to control mine. Well it isn't going to happen, so again, go fuck yourself.
DeleteGrow up and get some perspective on sex. This is the 21st century. Too bad people like you are stuck in the dark ages.
DeleteIf someone has uprotected or underprotected sex and gets pregnant, she should be able to end that pregnancy, the earlier the better. It's a medical condition, nothing more. If it's a wanted condition, great. If not, it benefits everyone to do something about it.
And, mind you, I have two children.
You seem to see an unwanted pregnancy as punishment.
Your parents must have done a number on you.
Hey 11:59, I'll tell YOU what abortion is, NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!! Got it? You do not have the right to police anyone's uterus. Are you mentally capable of understanding that?
DeleteToo bad your old man didn't keep his pecker in his pants.
I ALWAYS practice safe sex, yet I still became pregnant when the condom broke. I was sick, and my abortion was medically necessary, but even still, I shouldn't be forced to have a child when I was in no way prepared financially to have a child just because you disagree with it.
Delete11:59 you have a serious problem with reality.
DeleteTHERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT HUMAN KIND!
We are animals. We have sex. Our partners get pregnant sometimes when it isn't wanted. It is none of your business WHAT is done with that unwanted growth.
Just because your religion calls Man special doesn't mean it is true. Take your blind, restrictive, guilt ridden/causing religion and shove it where the sun don't shine!
And I'll bet you even agree that Onanism is a sin!
You ignorant shit, GROW UP!
Thanks Leland, once again, you said it all in a few, very accurate observations!
DeleteYes , and masterbation is child abandonment.
ReplyDelete"If abortion is murder, then a blow job is cannibalism"
ReplyDeleteWhat are condoms?
Body bags!
Not very romantic.
DeleteWoman: Honey lets make love tonight?
Man: Okay baby, hold on gotta put my body bag on first.
"If abortion is murder, then a blowjob is cannibalism"
ReplyDelete...true -- but cannibalism is acceptable to Christians.
(Think: transubstantiation)
That always freaked me out as a kid. I was raised catholic, and being told that this juice and this cracker were the literally blood and body of Christ gave me the willies!
DeleteYep! Ritualistic Cannibalism.
DeleteI said that to my ex-minister once. He tried to slug me. Completely forgot that a 17 year old is a helluva a lot faster - and stronger. I ducked and did a right to the tummy and a left to the jaw. He couldn't talk for a week!
For some reason calling it Ritualistic Cannibalism really ticked him off! (SNARK!)
By the way, he was my ex-minister BEFORE he tried to slug me.
I guess menstruation is murder as well, since a good woman would make sure she's constantly pregnant so not to kill all those little life-balls every month.
ReplyDeleteWAIT A SECOND HERE!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous10:46 AM
In Alaska is white out used instead of saying abortion?
Todd flew home to be with me when I had the D&C. When the doctor's bill arrived in our mailbox, it came with a typo. In the box describing the procedure, someone had typed, "Abortion." Instead of starting off with a fresh form, they painted it over with a thin layer of Wite-Out and retyped, "Miscarriage."
1. HOW DOES SARAH PALIN KNOWS IT SAID "ABORTION" UNDER THE WHITE OUT UNLESS SARAH WHITED IT OUT HERSELF?
2. IF I HAD A MISCARRIAGE AND THE HOSPITAL SENT ME ANYTHING THAT HAD ABORTION WRITTEN ON IT THEN WHITED OUT, THEN I WOULD DEMAND THAT THE HOSPITAL RETYPE THE WHOLE DAMN FORM OVER!
SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE A PALIN HERE.
Sorry but a miscarriage is technically a spontaneous abortion and will say so on your med records. Sarahs said ABORTION because she had an abortion, not a miscarriage which is a spontaneous abortion.
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