Palin's "triumphant" return to Fox News. Now she has to sit and talk with the lowlifes, like Brain Kilmeade.

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The video above contains a portion of the truly awkward appearance that Palin had this morning on Fox and Friends, where the hosts asked her questions about current affairs and she tried to answer them with wisecracks and her usual busted talking points.

Here is how Politico covered the "event":

“I get to be here the entire hour, good, bad or ugly, I will be here, thank you,” Palin said after the hosts welcomed her back to the network. (Yeah, does ANYBODY think that sitting down and talking to the little people, while in the actual Fox studio, was Palin's idea?)


On Monday, the former Alaska governor slammed CBS’ Elizabeth Palmer, who reported on the Iranian election this weekend and sparked controversy in conservative circles by saying “in U.S. terms it was as if all the candidates for the presidency came from the tea party,” as representative of the “out of touch,” “lamestream” media. 

“Okay, Elizabeth, you just put the BS in CBS,” Palin said. “It’s things like that that people hear and see and realize how out of touch the lamestream, the mainstream media is. To compare, really, the Iranian revolutionaries with those who are patriots in America and just want government to live within its Constitution?” (Yeah I agree, how is that fair to the hard working Iranian candidates? If I were them I would sue CBS.)


As the hosts and Palin broke down the various scandals that have hit Washington since she left Fox News, the former Alaska governor said she was most concerned about the “whole ball of wax that all leads to the revelation that government lies, unfortunately.” 

“And with Benghazi, though, government lied and people died, so that’s very, very significant,” she said. “The other issues are government lied, and government spied. That’s pretty bad, too. But the Benghazi issue where brave, innocent Americans lost their lives in defense of our country, our freedoms, is quite significant because we still don’t have truth in regards to what happened there.” (At least not a truth that fits our agenda.)


And with the NSA leaks, the focus should be on how the Obama administration is intruding into people’s lives, not on Snowden, 

Palin said. “I really don’t think that Snowden is the issue, though, in any of this,” Palin said. “I think that the issue again is that government is so large and so intrusive in all aspects of life that we need more revelations, we need more truth about what our administration is doing so that we can hold our government, that works for us, to hold them accountable.” ("Remember, the only thing we need to concentrate on is that it's ALL President Obama's fault. With that mantra in mind all of this is really simple to figure out, don'tcha know?")


Later Megyn Kelly asked Palin how she was doing personally. (Yeah like she is going to answer THAT question truthfully!)

“I am doing great, very busy of course with my kids, two beautiful grandkids,” she said. “Writing a book, a book about Christmas, and pushing back on the politically correct who would try to take Christ out of Christmas. We talk a lot about that in the book, a kind of legalese about how to push back and protect the heart of Christmas, at the same time, a very festive and happy and jolly book about tradition, and recipes and fun things about Christmas.” 

Personally I can hardly wait for Palin's Christmas book to be ghostwritten for her. After all I have never really figured out how to keep Methamphetamine  Marzipan's from eating through the serving platter.

 I have a feeling there will be more Palin humdingers to come out of this appearance today. It seems that Ailes yanked the muzzle off of Palin and simply said"Get'em," so there is NO telling what kind of craziness will froth forth from the depths of her psychosis.