Michele Bachmann wants to "spank" the President and take his "magic wand." Paging Dr. Freud.

Courtesy of Mediaite:

Bachmann has been leading a campaign against immigration reform, declaring last month that the GOP will never again be able to elect get a president in office if the “amnesty” bill passes. “It’s my prediction that the House Republicans could put themselves in a position where they could actually lose the gavel in 2014,” she said today. “Because I think the president, even by executive order, could again wave his magic wand before 2014. And he’d say, ‘Now all of the new legal Americans are going to have voting rights.’” 

If this were to happen, which pro-Gang of Eight types say is unlikely given the increasingly long path to citizenship outlined in the bill, Bachmann warned that once Democrats controlled the executive branch and both houses of Congress, they would then “change election law and it will be almost impossible to ever see a Republican majority again.” 

Bachmann assured her intended audience that she’s “not crying wolf here.” 

President Obama “has a perpetual magic wand,” Bachmann asserted, “and nobody’s giving him a spanking yet and taking it out of his hand. That’s what Congress needs to do: give the president a major wake-up call.” The way we “spank the president,” according to Bachmann is “through the checkbook,” denying him the funding he needs to pull off this massive voter manipulation scheme.

Oookey dokey then. You know usually I would be all over the inherent racism in these statements by Bacahmann, but I have to admit that I am somewhat distracted by the very obvious, and very creepy, sexual innuendo in her remarks.

I mean who talks about spanking the most powerful man in the world? And as for he "magic wand?" I think THAT speaks for itself.

I guess we should have expected something like this from Bachmann, after all this is whose magic wand she is currently allowed to touch.

"Look butch Marcus. Remember, always look butch."

Yeah somehow I think HIS magic wand only shoots out rainbow colored glitter.

And it is not like Michele has not given us hints as to where her true passions lie.

You can practice all you want Michele, but if you think the OTHER Michelle will let you get within magic wand biting range of her husband, well you have another think coming.

Bitch!