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Monday, July 08, 2013
Winner of the Sarah Palin lookalike contest, wins by looking NOTHING like Sarah Palin.
THIS is the Sarah Palin ideal that lives in the minds of numerous Right Wing men.
This is the reality that they refuse to acknowledge.
Works great when Sarah needs a ready supply of vodka/redbull cocktail served at 98.6 degrees. By noon, one of Sarah's tits is already deflated and the second one lasts 'til around 2:00 PM.
9AM, I swear to dog one of the pictures of her in that hideous pink top in NYC looked exactly like your description. One teat big and voluminous, the other a deflated sack of air.
If she gets a gotcha question, like "How many grand kids do you have now?", she has to stop and have a Big Gulp. Pfffft, and that's one tit down for the Screech.
Sarah schedule these days: Up at 10 and drunk by noon. And it shows.
Hey, even *I* will admit $arah was pretty hawt in 2008. And any excuse to get women to put on nerd goggles works for me... I know, it's my weakness...
Oddly, the girl who won was not the one who looked most like her! There was another one that bore a more striking glorified, unrealistic resemblance to the quitter queen.
Looky! I found photos and a video! (NSFW, you've been warned!)
You are going to love this Palin smack-down by the conservative Commentary magazine: http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2013/07/08/the-gop-is-more-serious-than-sarah-palin/
Could some on the right be waking up from the nightmare that they created?
"It may also be that Palin, having quit after serving less than one term as governor, is simply not very serious about, or even all that interested in, governing. She does seem better suited to compose tweets and star in reality shows than to carry out the duties of governing."
To be honest, I don't see what you see in the kmart pic. She literally looks like the average person going about mundane chores. ie what you see in everyday life. Celebs typically don't sponge the makeup on in their daily lives, and ALL of them look drastically different. Why would she be different? She's mocked herself about the makeup she has to wear on camera. Who wouldn't?
Your average 48 year old woman sashays around "going about mundane chores" in off the shoulder flashdance tops, platform sandals, and for god's sake, jeans with inner-thigh zippers from knee to crotch?
Put that picture with the other bizarre pictures of what she thinks is reasonable business attire, and her frequent sexually charged comments about male virility and potency, and we have a woman with some serious issues.
This demonstrates Sarah Palin is a grifter. NOT serious about politics, king maker status or running for g-od catcher offices. SARAH THE FRAUD manifests with the comparison to the stripper especially when you compare that to the K-Mart Sarah. K-Sarah is NOT political, her only potential is heading to eating disorder clinic. She is at best a slut religiosity charlatan and chronic liar. K-Sarah is the picture of FRAUD AND A GRIFTER in declining health, meth mouth and all the signs of her downward spiral.
The droolers will love the teaser dancing and think it is the old Sarah before she messed herself up, they will send their government allotments to her. But there is no chance the silly C4P gang will use her recent photos since she is in such bad shape and they have a fake image to maintain. It is all about fantasy for them now. It is a doomed lifestyle. Poor things are sad. The drooling lust of pervs is not pleasant but with Viagra and modern medicine they can keep going for much longer then in the old days they are mentally stuck in and have to fantasize about living.
Ok, Shit For Brains. Is she average and mundane or a celebrity? Can't be both. For sure she is Skeleta, short and mental. Kind of like you, so I'm sure you can relate.
Nefer @ 11:24 AM, I'm sorry, but I think that "inner-thigh zippers from knee to crotch" detail is really just some heavy white stitching. You can see the same type of stitching on Palin's pants pockets and fly.
I agree with the rest of your description, plus "days-old unwashed barely combed sweaty hair" = "Woman of KMart".
Well, KaJo, you may be right. I based it on appearance from before and comments that it was zippers. So I just looked up those images, and maybe it is just stitching, but it is designed to look like a zipper pull at the bottom if so. There is very definitely at the least, heavy contrasting stitching from knee to crotch. Either way, eww.
A portion of the proceeds from this show will go to the Tea Party? WTF?
I can't think of any other American woman in politics who would be the subject of a strip tease except Sarah Palin. She brought on herself with her sexual innuendos....
At least the public now understands Palin's real worth, except ewww: Who would want to see the "rill" Sarah on that stage?
The Tea Party is smart to not show how the real Sarah looks. This is the best they can do. Get a stripper to play the SarahPac recipient of ill gotten funds. At least the stripper is what she claims to be. Better looking then the old gal she mimics, also, too.
1. Skank Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
wonkette has an article about her tweeting a promotion of one of the most god awful sounding bands in the world..Missing Stateside. turns out her fat idiot cousin is a member..I swear they sound like a band who plays at the Big "8" motel lounge in bum fuck alabama..I can't begin to describe to you how bad they suck...
O/T, but relevant-- Jesse what do you know about the plane crash in Alaska this morning? We heard 10 people killed, none yet identified--- Hmm...
ReplyDeleteDead ringer! Now put your glasses on Pops!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
DeleteSatire, right? Otherwise, run don't walk to your optometrist.
Eww on either count.
ReplyDeleteAnd why must that young woman demean herself? Posing as a poser.
I think I just discovered the secret behind the ever changing boobs on Paylin.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.winerackbraflask.com/?gclid=CPrYlfaNoLgCFa5DMgodekEAwA
LOL You are so delightfully naughty.
DeleteOMG...that is good! This HAS to be what is going on...LOL
DeleteThanks for the good laugh this morning!
Works great when Sarah needs a ready supply of vodka/redbull cocktail served at 98.6 degrees. By noon, one of Sarah's tits is already deflated and the second one lasts 'til around 2:00 PM.
Delete9AM, I swear to dog one of the pictures of her in that hideous pink top in NYC looked exactly like your description. One teat big and voluminous, the other a deflated sack of air.
DeleteIf she gets a gotcha question, like "How many grand kids do you have now?", she has to stop and have a Big Gulp. Pfffft, and that's one tit down for the Screech.
DeleteSarah schedule these days:
Up at 10 and drunk by noon. And it shows.
Probably also what Sarah think she sees in a mirror, too, you betcha!
ReplyDelete'Bride of Skeletor' is more like it.
Love comparing the two photos. LOL. Sarah wishes she looked like that.
ReplyDeleteOT but thought you would enjoy this article. Who ghost writes for Bristol...same Obama hatred.
http://jezebel.com/5909320/bristol-palin-blames-glee-for-president-obamas-gay-marriage-stance
Hey, even *I* will admit $arah was pretty hawt in 2008. And any excuse to get women to put on nerd goggles works for me... I know, it's my weakness...
ReplyDeleteOddly, the girl who won was not the one who looked most like her! There was another one that bore a more striking glorified, unrealistic resemblance to the quitter queen.
Looky! I found photos and a video! (NSFW, you've been warned!)
http://www.timeoutchicago.com/music-nightlife/clubs/126119/sarah-palin-look-alike-contest-nsfw-adult-photo-gallery
https://vimeo.com/11707449
She assuredly ain't what she use to be! Big aging process going on there!
ReplyDeleteDisillusioned Hag!
ReplyDeleteAnother fav image: http://gawker.com/5932548/sarah-palin-is-lookin-just-super
ReplyDeleteOMG! (wiping eyes) That description is hilarious! We all need to tweet that out.
DeleteSomeone said:
DeleteI'm not trying to troll. I seriously thought that was Steven Tyler!
Dude looks like a lady!
also, Fuck you, Sarah Palin.
You are going to love this Palin smack-down by the conservative Commentary magazine: http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2013/07/08/the-gop-is-more-serious-than-sarah-palin/
ReplyDeleteCould some on the right be waking up from the nightmare that they created?
"It may also be that Palin, having quit after serving less than one term as governor, is simply not very serious about, or even all that interested in, governing. She does seem better suited to compose tweets and star in reality shows than to carry out the duties of governing."
DeleteAt least this analyst has her number.
Too too funny: from the pee pond
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=477967008949567&set=pb.100002088167892.-2207520000.1373232884.&type=3&theater
And the reply from colint • 18 hours ago
"That picture would be great in a Palin 2016 political ad."
colint would make a great campaign manager for palin, lol
First time I've seen a cross-eyed Statue of Liberty.
DeleteShe can look at the Canadian-AK border and still keep an eye on Poooootin.
DeleteI'm still waiting for someone to open a Sarah Palin's Camel Toe account on Twitter.
ReplyDeleteGo for it! That would be funny!
DeleteYou know your looks have slid when your old action figures are hotter than you look now.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.herobuilders.com/08.htm
I read that there was a plane crash in Alaska yesterday, killing all ten people. No comments from the concerned, compassionate Sarah?
ReplyDeleteBest description, from a gawker reader last year:
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin, former vice presidential candidate and forever moron."
Meanwhile at the sea'o'poo they only post years old pics of queen of the retards.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!!!!!
Exactly. Dare 'em to use the Dolly boobs/hooker heels shot!
DeleteMinions, I present your Queen Esther.
Actually, that woman does look like her. Sorry to disagree.
ReplyDeleteBwaahaahaahaahaa!!! At least you're polite about it.
DeleteROFLMAO
I guess you haven't seen Skeleta lately.
To be honest, I don't see what you see in the kmart pic. She literally looks like the average person going about mundane chores. ie what you see in everyday life. Celebs typically don't sponge the makeup on in their daily lives, and ALL of them look drastically different. Why would she be different? She's mocked herself about the makeup she has to wear on camera. Who wouldn't?
ReplyDeleteYour average 48 year old woman sashays around "going about mundane chores" in off the shoulder flashdance tops, platform sandals, and for god's sake, jeans with inner-thigh zippers from knee to crotch?
DeletePut that picture with the other bizarre pictures of what she thinks is reasonable business attire, and her frequent sexually charged comments about male virility and potency, and we have a woman with some serious issues.
This demonstrates Sarah Palin is a grifter. NOT serious about politics, king maker status or running for g-od catcher offices. SARAH THE FRAUD manifests with the comparison to the stripper especially when you compare that to the K-Mart Sarah. K-Sarah is NOT political, her only potential is heading to eating disorder clinic. She is at best a slut religiosity charlatan and chronic liar. K-Sarah is the picture of FRAUD AND A GRIFTER in declining health, meth mouth and all the signs of her downward spiral.
DeleteThe droolers will love the teaser dancing and think it is the old Sarah before she messed herself up, they will send their government allotments to her. But there is no chance the silly C4P gang will use her recent photos since she is in such bad shape and they have a fake image to maintain. It is all about fantasy for them now. It is a doomed lifestyle. Poor things are sad. The drooling lust of pervs is not pleasant but with Viagra and modern medicine they can keep going for much longer then in the old days they are mentally stuck in and have to fantasize about living.
An average person?! You must have the vision problem all the palinbots seem to have.
DeleteUnless you mean an average skank.
Ok, Shit For Brains. Is she average and mundane or a celebrity? Can't be both. For sure she is Skeleta, short and mental. Kind of like you, so I'm sure you can relate.
DeleteNefer @ 11:24 AM,
DeleteI'm sorry, but I think that "inner-thigh zippers from knee to crotch" detail is really just some heavy white stitching. You can see the same type of stitching on Palin's pants pockets and fly.
I agree with the rest of your description, plus "days-old unwashed barely combed sweaty hair" = "Woman of KMart".
Well, KaJo, you may be right. I based it on appearance from before and comments that it was zippers. So I just looked up those images, and maybe it is just stitching, but it is designed to look like a zipper pull at the bottom if so. There is very definitely at the least, heavy contrasting stitching from knee to crotch. Either way, eww.
DeleteI think RuPaul's drag queens would do a better job at impersonating Sarah. Please RuPaul, the queens do Sarah best!
ReplyDeleteA portion of the proceeds from this show will go to the Tea Party? WTF?
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any other American woman in politics who would be the subject of a strip tease except Sarah Palin. She brought on herself with her sexual innuendos....
At least the public now understands Palin's real worth, except ewww: Who would want to see the "rill" Sarah on that stage?
The Tea Party is smart to not show how the real Sarah looks. This is the best they can do. Get a stripper to play the SarahPac recipient of ill gotten funds. At least the stripper is what she claims to be. Better looking then the old gal she mimics, also, too.
Delete1. Skank
ReplyDeleteDerogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skank
wonkette has an article about her tweeting a promotion of one of the most god awful sounding bands in the world..Missing Stateside. turns out her fat idiot cousin is a member..I swear they sound like a band who plays at the Big "8" motel lounge in bum fuck alabama..I can't begin to describe to you how bad they suck...
ReplyDelete