Courtesy of the Fairbanks Newsminer:
Maher, the liberal host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” and creator of the movie “Religulous,” came deep into what many consider enemy territory to perform at the Blue Loon. Maher told the audience Friday that many of his liberal friends seemed taken aback to learn he was performing in Alaska.
“It’s not Syria,” Maher said.
Indeed, Maher had nothing to worry about. The Interior’s liberal community came out in force for the performance, selling out preferred seating and leaving standing-room only.
Maher didn’t wait long to shoot his first volley at former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, receiving raucous applause from the crowd.
“No,” Maher responded, “ I didn’t come here to make fun of Sarah Palin.”
That answer from Maher caused the closest response of the night to displeasure from the audience — bringing on substantial good-natured booing from the crowd of several hundred.
“Well, maybe I did,” he conceded.
Maher kept the Palin references low, which no doubt took a great portion of his willpower. Palin’s name came up perhaps a half dozen times throughout Maher’s two-hour set.
He did at one point, however, mock Palin’s national political campaign at length, calling her “the least qualified candidate for office since Caligula nominated his horse.”
Standing room only? In Alaska? For one of Palin's most hated enemies?
Well so much for people saying that this is Palin country.
I actually doubt at this point that she could draw a big enough crowd to fill a school bus. much less leave standing room only at any venue in the state.
Well stay tuned folks, if the last few weeks have been any indication, Palin will simply HAVE to respond to this on Facebook in the next day or two.
Well, unless she is intimidated by Bill Maher that is.
Can't wait for scarahs venom. Tick tock...
ReplyDeleteHere kitty, kitty, kitty....
DeleteSarah is a PUSSY!!
Delete"Sarah Palin: “the least qualified candidate for office since Caligula nominated his horse.”
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And honestly, I'd have to give the edge to the horse.
At least he knew when to shut up and was respectful and quiet.
DeleteHorses can do tricks. They can be trained. And they really DO run!
DeleteYup, the edge goes to the horse.
Love Maher showing his classical education. Though I doubt that Sarah and many of her followers understand the reference to Roman history. She may take it as a compliment.
Deletewell the shoes she wears DO make her feet look like hooves.
DeleteOnce again, Google is my friend. Caligula was a Roman emperor who was cruel and considered "crazy." He was the first Roman emperor to be assassinated.
DeleteAlso the women in his life were tough as nails.
First link is pretty boring, just-the-facts. The other two are interesting reads.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula
Sarah Palin may not care to increase her knowledge, but I do and I appreciate the bits and pieces of things I learn by checking out other peoples' links.
http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/7-things-you-may-not-know-about-caligula
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2102/was-the-roman-emperor-caligula-as-crazy-as-they-say
The only way Sara could attract that large of a crowd will be at her trial. Now that they could sell seats for at very high prices. I might even put aside my fear of flying to come up and watch her on the witness stand testifying after she put her hand on the bible and swore to tell the truth.
ReplyDeleteNo amount of bibles will ever force Sarah Palin to tell the truth because she cannot recognize the truth.
DeleteShe'd swear on Triggy Bear's life yet still lie the same way she always does; remember the way she lied to Petumenos about Troopergate and got away with it?
And, the way she and Bristol lied at the trial for the poor hacker kid whose crime was to guess her password.
DeleteShe reminds me of a family member who constructs these elaborate fantasies of what her life was like and becomes absolutely convinced that they're completely accurate.
DeleteShe is so delusional that you just can't get her to believe that she's wrong, no matter what kind of proof you offer.
I can absolutely see Palin testifying under oath and believing that what she says is true, even though it's provable lies.
I would hope they would put her trial on HLN so we all can watch!!
DeleteSome time ago, Sarah issued this bold tweet.
ReplyDelete"I'm in your neck of the woods this weekend, little Bill. Care to meet so I can tell you how I really feel?" It looks as if Bill Maher was in Sarah's neck of the woods over the weekend. When did Sarah go to Anchorage to tell Bill how she really felt? I can't imagine Sarah missing this great opportunity to settle an old score.
I love this site!
DeleteSarah, her fans and her "haters" are all so funny!
I really don't understand how anyone can seriously think she will ever run for anything, most people in this country have reeeally short attention spans.
Consider the imbecile from Australia, those people wasted not a minute to send her packing!
Anywhoo, of course she's all bark and no bite about Maher, and how come she never reFudiated Coulter? Au contraire! She's doing PR for her! LOL!!
Typical mean girl jr high name calling tweet! She seems unable to act like an adult.
DeleteSarah would have confronted Bill but the flight to Alaska from Arizona is too long.
DeletePalin's water would break if she ever met Maher face-to-face! And no, I not referring to amniotic fluid.
DeleteSarah doesn't stand up to people face to face. She does it behind the scene - hiding in her house - on Facebook.
DeleteRemember, McCain's group protected her (after that horrid interview w/Couric - major FAIL!) - she memorized talking points and that was the only way she got through anything! She cannot come off the cuff. Has to have questions given her so that the answers can be determined by someone else that she memorizes.
FOX has always given her 'prepared' interviews. That is why the hosts on FOX hate having her on their shows. Heck, even Greta is showing signs of being tired of her bullshit!
Bill O'Reilly won't even have her on his show! Good call, Bill! You finally have done something for which I support and agree! Bill was in Alaska recently (on vacation) and made zero contact - or photo op - w/any of the Palin/Heath klan.
I don’t think she’s intimidated because she’ll never come face-to-face with him. Maybe she’ll have Bristol’s ghost writer say something nasty. “Stop picking on my mom, and, and, and YOU HATE TRIG.”
ReplyDeleteThat was a glorious putdown by Maher.
@7:01 all the hair bag can do is make empty threats to Maher.
ReplyDeleteHe knows the truth Sarah.....take him on, I dare you.
Sarah will say something about Bill's balls or penis - remember, she always counters w/a derogatory statement toward a guy's manhood, which means nothing except for showing her typical nastiness.
DeleteTrust me, he could care less. He is very popular as a comedian and is a well-read expert on politics.
It would be a kick in the butt to watch him on a one-to-one w/Palin! He'd cream her ass on political knowledge and humor (of which she has none!).
Absolutely love his weekly cable show on Friday nights (off season right now -will be back in mid September) He verbally disagrees w/President Obama and has Republicans on his panel often. It's truly a show for all!
Bwahahaha the truth will bring out the Libel Troll.
ReplyDeleteStop spreading libel!!
DeleteGeez guys, if you keep this up the Libel Troll is going to have to learn a whole new word, at least if it wants to distinguish itself from the jokesters :)
DeleteLibel, libel, libel...Benghazzziiii!!!
DeleteEspecially in Fairbanks it's lovely to see such a crowd for it in spite of the freaks who live in the Fairbanks area.
ReplyDeleteFairbanks always seems to me to have a much more liberal presence than does Anchorage, I guess it's the fact of the presence of UAF and it being more of a "residential" college rather than just a large commuter college such as UAA. The programs focus at UAF, sciences and engineering tend to bring in a more sophisticated group of open minded liberals as well. Sure there are those odd ducks that live on the fringes of Fbx, off the grid, and then entire town is about 20 years behind Anchorage and the Valley regarding shopping and dining, but I always found the people to be very nice and open minded as compared to Southcentral.
DeleteFairbanks IS majority liberal.
DeleteJuneau is another city in Alaska that has little or no regard for Sarah (and co-gov and pimp, husband Todd)!
She hasn't stepped a foot in the town since she quit!! And, remember, even when quitter gov she didn't work while there! The Alaska Legislature members actually wore pins on their suits (w/her photo) saying "Where's Sarah?"
She knows and fears being ridiculed by crowds all over the State of Alaska. She makes no appearances and when in AK hides in her compound. Even Wasillians don't like having her near because she is an embarrassment to that little town.
Yes, I know you're both probably right. My own experience of Fairbanks didn't reflect that, though- my strongest memory is scary racist freaks gathering at Wendy's and waving their guns around.
DeleteI've never gone back to Fairbanks and I've never gone back to Wendy's.
Sarah Palin is a coward, and will not attempt to face Bill Maher. The Pimp seems to have abandoned trying to defend his money Whore, so Brancy and Willblow will post incoherent Victim Rants on Their Media outlet Facebook
ReplyDeleteI don't know, most of the comments at the newsminer are pro-sarah.
ReplyDeleteSmart people.
So, how many names did you post under?
Deletelol. Nice try. I'm sure all their names will appear on the SarahPAC list of supporters, right? Um, hardly.
DeleteSarah's scams have included writing fake letters and comments along with *padding* the votes for any popularity poll on the Internet for more than the past 10 years.
Nothing new there at all. It just shows her insecurity and willingness to lie constantly to attempt to fool the biggest fools into believing that she is still popular. Hey, it worked with you! Imagine that.
Yeah. Okay. ..
DeletePaid Palinbots padding the comments section. What else is new?
DeletePoor Sara has endured ridicule like no other in the history of the world... Leave Sara Palin Alone.. http://youtu.be/XsKFB7Lvb_Q
DeleteWell, she does still maintain a 20% approval rating amongst Alaska conservatives so I guess those types of people, the literate ones that is, would certainly hit the pages of the local news and defend her. Still 20% of conservatives does not a winning campaign make.
DeleteAre you writing about our old friends, Lou Sarah, Louise Heath and all of the other names that Sarah used to write letters to editors praising herself??
DeleteDon't forget that the Republican party in Alaska is in a huge mess and adding Sarah Palin to their mix would just make it worse! They know it and will stay as far away from her as possible. They know full well that she would never win!
DeleteI suspect we are going to begin seeing Alaska turn blue again! Just like Texas!
8:25 If I remember correctly, Sarah's PAC isn't getting many donations from Alaskans and hasn't for a long time!
DeleteThe woman is the kiss of death!
Too busy counting those dual pots of gold are ya, Esther? We're waiting....we know you "and" RAM can't let anything go by. Come out and play!
ReplyDelete"Well, unless she is intimidated by Bill Maher that is."
ReplyDeleteAnd the bait is set...
Those dual rainbows have a more significant meaning as two certain individuals are about to find their *pots* of gold, which will appear to the rest of us more like an open toilet in the middle of a small, rectangular prison cell. No electronic devices nor Internet service, either. Maybe with good behavior, a small AM radio will be provided to allow them to listen to their favorite conservative talk shows. That'll help pass the time.
ReplyDeleteI'm puzzled why Sarah Palin never gives any paid speeches or free speeches in Alaska?
ReplyDeleteWho would attend? Krusty the Libel Troll probably has a restraining order against her.
DeleteNo audience?
DeleteMore libel!!
DeleteQuitty Pants does not have the courage to face Alaskans because $he knows we can't stand her. Her comings/goings don't even get mentioned by AK media.
DeleteNotice how during the last big election not a single pol mentioned her name, nor asked for her endorsement in Alaska.
Paylin wasn't even invited to participate in that big celebration of women in Alaska politics last year. !!
$creech only uses Alaska as a prop for phony photo shoots. LO$$$ER
I don't think Sarah Palin is liked in Alaska anymore. When Sarah visits Wasilla she stays in her compound unless she needs to do a photo op like when Greta was up here.
ReplyDeleteAny reports about the Anchorage show?
ReplyDeleteNO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE.
ReplyDeleteSARAH PALIN COME OUT OF YOUR COMPOUND AND DISPUTE THESE FALSE STATEMENTS.
SHOW THE WORLD YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF REAL ALASKANS AND THAT YOU ARE STILL LOVED HERE WITH HIGH APPROVAL RATINGS.
"Palin's honeymoon in Alaska is over. And so is her political career in the state she still claims as her own, and touts as a bedrock state for conservative values."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/alaskans-weigh-in-on-pali_b_3814489.html
Nooooo
DeleteSarah please make another blood libel video to dispel these comments against you.
Anything from Bristol or Willow defending their bread winner Sarah? We know Track never defends Sarah.
ReplyDelete"But she also hates losing. Maybe even more than she loves winning."
ReplyDelete-HP
BUT BUT THIS IS SAWAH PALIN'S ALASKA!
DON'T SAY SAWAH IS GOING TO LOSE IN ALASKA.
Didn't know you commented here, Baba Wawa.
DeleteDidn't know you commented here, Baba Wawa.
DeleteIn a related topic, I was reflecting this weekend on that 2008 VP candidacy.
ReplyDeleteIf McCain and she HAD been elected, howthehell would she have gotten top secret security clearance for attending all the types of intelligence briefings that our current VP Joe Biden attends?
With her short but verifiable membership in the secessionist AIP, her association with that Kenyan witch doctor and belief in The End Times and the Rapture, who'd be stupid enough to trust her with ANY vital top secret information?
I think that rumor is true about disqualifying her for the office of VP if McCain had won the presidency.
Maybe Todd Palin should run for the Alaska Senate seat. Todd is more popular in Anchorage than Sarah is .
ReplyDeleteAs far as that goes, Todd Palin would fail a top secret security clearance investigation even worse than Sarah Palin would. Even if he won, he'd never be sworn in on the floor of the U.S. Senate.
DeleteGod knows he never had to be subjected to any security clearance when he parked his secessionast/pimp ass at the conference table in his wife's office during her governorship.
A security clearance investigation might finally be the crack in the locked door that seems to keep Todd Palin and his sex trafficking business out of prison.
In order to run for Senate, don't you have to actually have some qualifications? I know, it never stopped Sarah for running for public office, but seriously, Todd' political experience is that he was Sarah's most trusted adviser and enforcer. Yeah, that's good enough for me.
DeleteDo you have to have a high school diploma to run for a Senate seat in Alaska?
DeleteTodd - Senate? You have to be kidding! Where is your poll? Haha!
DeleteHe is a pimp "Boys Will be Boys" and he, and Sarah have so damned much baggage it isn't funny.
Would be a hoot to watch either of them run though.....watchum get their asses kicked never to be seen again!
McCain how ya likin' Sarah now?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin will not ever again run for political office in Alaska or anyplace else.
ReplyDeleteSarah would be too embarrassed when she loses.
Sarah Palin is awesome and hot. You guys are just jealous of her. So shut the HE double L up.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
DeleteBut it's sad when one sees photos of how she looked in 2008 and how she appears today. What a difference plastic surgery and anorexia makes in 5 years.
We know how hot Sarah Palin is. She has to keep reminding us by building a fire in her fireplace on a summer night-- a visual for her Fox interview with Greta.
DeleteAnd, the thing about shutting up-- we can't. Ever since Track bravely defended our freedoms by fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq, we decided to exercise our freedom of speech. That was what he was fighting for, right?
Great snark 9:01 but sometimes here at IM you need to follow up a snarky comment with a ;-) or actually let the readers know you are snarking. Some get a little wound up here and lose their sense of humor.
DeleteActually it's Michelle we're jealous of. Smart as a whip and toned upper arms and the hottest husband on the planet, and two beautiful and intelligent daughters? How does anyone expect any of us to stand her?
Delete"Actually it's Michelle we're jealous of. Smart as a whip and toned upper arms and the hottest husband on the planet, and two beautiful and intelligent daughters?
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Great, great, great response!!! Thank you!!
I love the fact that President Obama loves his wife, Michelle, and unabashedly displays his love for her.
The unfortunate thing is that Mrs. Palin now has to spend more time in AK because that's where her Fox studio equipment is. It was during her hiatus from Fox that she spent more time outside. Now she's stuck here in order to do her one 5 minute weekly (late friday night) news bit on someone else's show. She must be hating life right now at the thought of having to spend winter here!! It makes me smile....
ReplyDeleteWonkette gives their $0.02 on last Friday.
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/526686/sarah-palin-too-busy-grifting-to-serve-we-the-people-in-the-u-s-senate-dontcha-know-you-betcha-also-too
Sarah Palin used to watch to see if Putin raises his head and now Sarah is so weak in Alaska that her enemies like Bill Maher just walks across Sarah Palin's Alaskan border unchallenged and whoops her skinny narrow ass. Times sure has changed up here in Alaska. Is that why Sarah spends more time in Arizona than her beloved Alaska?
ReplyDeleteAnd as importantly, it houses extra space for our “big kids” and their needy buddies to set up temporary “home” -Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteJust because Bristol Palin the daughter of the Alaska governor was an unwed high school mother, there's no need for Sarah to call or identity her as needy even though Bristol's son is now 7 years old and she still can't find a husband. It's not as if Bristol is not trying. It has been reported that Christian Bristol has resorted to bar hopping to find her fellow and one night she may find her Alaskan prince.
Find her Alaskan prince one night? More likely her cousin.
DeleteA Girl's Gotta Do What a Girl's Gotta Do!
DeleteIt's starting to get cold up here in Alaska and no one likes to sleep alone in a cold big bed. Especially Sarah Palin's daughter when Bristol used to have to lay on her back on pointy rocks in her canvas tent kicking her wide open legs up in the cold Alaskan air.
Maybe if she hangs out at any of the Alaska college basketball games, hopefully she can find a black out of state basketball player like mommy did.
DeleteNo "man" who has his wits about him will marry Bristol. She'll have to make do with her sister wife.
DeleteWhat mother calls her kids "big kids"? Way to go, draw attention to the double wides!
DeleteBefore penning any venom she will have to head for Google to figure out who Caligula was. Or not.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that one of those designer lettuce things, like arugula, you know, like the Obama Family grows at the White House?
DeleteRight now she's offended that Bill Maher would talk about female oral sex in public ;-)
DeletePalin is probably pissed that Bill Maher had the balls to step inside Alaska - her territory, so she thinks.
DeleteShe forgets that the majority wish that she'd never step back into the state! She's doesn't do a damned thing for us except provide idiocy, lies and laughter (at her!).
ROFL
DeleteCaligula: a fancy elitist salad often eaten by sissy nancyboy liberals while riding horseback and clutching the saddle handle thingy.
DeleteFancypants fake cowboys who aren't trying to eat their caligula use both hands to steer horses with the string things stuck to the horses heads which doesn't even leave a hand free for waving a lasso and yelling "Yeehaw"! How stupid is that?
Real cowboys eat beans on horseback with one hand while steering the horse with the other hand by using the saddle uh, joystick thingy.
So there. Also too.
That was my first thought, too: OOOOooooh, Caligula and his horse. She'll have to study wiki for that one, remaining esp alert to those tricky hidden meanings that the elitist people who actually read a lot are always nattering on about. Like the booby traps for "blood libel," Paul Revere, etc.
DeleteYes, Sarah, pay esp attn to the arugula and also molybdenum as your easy writers ghost writers draft a response. Hahahaha. Don't fall for the trick this time, Sarah!
Bill Maher is not the first of Sarah Palin's enemies to attack Sarah on her own soil.
ReplyDeleteRemember Kathy Griffin not only invaded Sarah Palin's Alaska but went into Sarah Palin's Wasilla compound and pounded on her door.
You best stop picking on Miss Sarah
ReplyDeleteYALL DON'T KNOW WHO YALL MESSIN WITH!!!!!!
Miss Sarah don't play. Just ask Todd or look at the dents on Miss Sarah's icebox door.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Despite this negative rating of a whopping 55 percent, how would she do against Mark Begich, or as she calls him "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch --" The "Funky Bunch" being Harry Reid, and President Obama.
ReplyDeleteShe appeared on a recent interview with Greta Van Susteren, and said, "I think it's kind of hilarious though that Mark Begich seems to want to use my name as his fundraising tool so often with his far-left friends, because every time I speak about this issue, he'll fire off emails and fundraising pleas saying, 'Sarah Palin is talking about taking my job.' He's kind of in a panic there being threatened, I guess."
First, the Democratic Party and its candidates have been using Sarah Palin as a fundraising tool almost as much as the right has been using Barack Obama. So this "hilarious" fundraising method exists on both sides of the aisle, and has been employed for some time, if memory serves me correctly.
Second, to use the words "Mark Begich" as "far left" in the same sentence is the hilarious part. Begich has every progressive in Alaska clutching their skulls to keep the grey matter inside. Begich is maddeningly centrist, to the Democratic base, and is considered one of those annoying Blue Dogs on the national scene -- a pragmatist in a Red State full of fossil fuels.
Third, let's get back to the head-to-head matchup between that panicking "leftist" Mark Begich, and freedom lovin', liberty smoochin', gun totin' "Alaskan," Sarah Palin.
And the results are: (drum roll please)
Senator Mark Begich: 53.5 percent
Former half-term Governor Sarah Palin: 35.2 percent
Yes, far-left Marky Mark, the Democrat who voted for Obamacare and hates freedom, summarily hands the Wasilla Wonder her rear end in a statewide race.
Alaskans don't like a quitter. Or a blabbering national mouthpiece.
Palin's honeymoon in Alaska is over. And so is her political career in the state she still claims as her own, and touts as a bedrock state for conservative values.
So, she lobs a grenade at the Democrat she can't beat -- the political equivalent of a middle-schooler blowing a raspberry, and Alaskans invite her to walk through another kind of door, and not to let it hit her in the backside on the way out.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/alaskans-weigh-in-on-pali_b_3814489.html
Miss Sawah has never backed down from a fight.
ReplyDeleteExcept a few years ago Miss Sawah was unable to go against her number one foe President Obama for the 2012 race not because she was afraid of losing, it was because....
I'm sorry, I got nothing.
Is this why Sarah Palin lives in seclusion in Arizona?
ReplyDeleteNot only did Bill Maher or Kathy Griffin invaded Sarah Palin's Alaska, look who else invaded Sarah Palin's holy land.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhfwNYGcNYk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Awww Sarah Palin just posted a picture of Trig going to his first day of school on her facebook.
ReplyDeleteWHERE'S TRIG'S GLASSES YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE? THE BOY CAN'T SEE SO WHY ARE YOU SENDING HIM TO SCHOOL WITHOUT THEM?
BUNCH OF DUMBASSES.
I wonder if Sarah is afraid that at school someone will try to get one of Trig's hair for DNA comparison?
DeleteHow come the family hair school graduate didn't cut Trig's hair for his first day of school?
DeleteToo busy posing in her teeny weeny bikini on the lake in Arizona?
Too busy babysitting Tripp?
Too busy taking care of her Celebrity Wife Swap spouse Bristol?
There's always an excuse for those Palins.
Todd's face looks puffy. I hope Sarah didn't cause all that swelling. He looks real bad.
DeleteThe kid is minus his glasses AGAIN and his eyesight is horrible due to his disease. They are horrible parents!
DeletePlus, his backpack looks way too big for him and he has walking disabilities too.
The Palins are friggin' idiots when it comes to their kids.
Love the fact Bill went after her - just wish he'd done more of it because he certainly capable and knowledgeable of doing so!!! Love his show and watch it every Friday night on cable in Anchorage! Wouldn't miss it!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is not regarded well in Alaska anymore by the majority - thank God! She's a fraud, liar and racist! And, she's brought nothing but embarrassment to the state, AZ and America!!
So, libel troll hasn't figured out Caligula yet?
ReplyDeleteThat's libel!
DeleteSawahhhhhh come out show the Alaskan people you are not afraid to go out in public and walk amongst us.
ReplyDeleteI thought this is supposed to be Sarah Palin's Alaska.
Well it used to be.
Are you implying that Sarah is a pussy? Sarah Palin ain't scured of nobody and yes I said "S.C.U.R.E.D."
DeleteSarah is the cock of the walk, the queen of mean......
ReplyDeleteWhen she has her ghost writer posts crap on her facebook and when she speaks from her Fox bedroom tv studio.
Other than that Sarah Palin is nonexistent in Wasilla.
Sarah who?
DeleteDo you think Sarah Palin is in the room (or in the State) when her writers hold their response enclave to decide how to react to stories like this one concerning Bill Mahar?
ReplyDeleteCatatonic state?
DeleteI'm sorry, Sarah can't come out to play today. Sarah is breast feeding her needy Barbie doll children with the silicon from her DDD breasts.
ReplyDeleteToday is Trig's first day of school.
ReplyDeleteWhen will it be be Willow's first day of work as a hair shampoo girl?
I hope she didn't drop out of high school for nothing and waste her mother's money on that prestigious hair school and deluxe apartment in Arizona.
Anonymous9:47 AM said
ReplyDeleteA Girl's Gotta Do What a Girl's Gotta Do!
It's starting to get cold up here in Alaska and no one likes to sleep alone in a cold big bed. Especially Sarah Palin's daughter when Bristol used to have to lay on her back on pointy rocks in her canvas tent kicking her wide open legs up in the cold Alaskan air.
That made me very sad. There was a time when Bristol was able to call up Levi for sex or go to his mother's house for sex and now those days are long gone like the wind.
That made you sad? It's tearing Bristol to shreds!
DeleteKeep it up Alaska. Keep pushing Sarah's buttons and she'll show you she's not afraid to walk around Wasilla. Sarah has a lot of sniper target crosshairs left over and she's been practicing on those herds of caribous. Be careful of what you ask for. Be very careful.
ReplyDeleteWell not to careful. Sarah has bad eyes and can't hit the broad side of a non-moving caribou with a scope. So if you hear a rifle shot don't move and you'll be fine. You don't want to accidentally walk into one of her wide shots.
Oh, she'll respond with a photo of a bottle of ambien next to a crack pipe with a double rainbow in the background. Gee, she was just mentioned half a dozen times? This should give RAM and Brancy hours of busy work. Researching Horses, Caligula, keeping track of Bristol, and what "Alaska" mean.
ReplyDeleteGood Job, Bill. SRO and not a fake bra or high heel in sight! Do it Again, Soon! Sarah can't get a crowd that big, until her lies become evidence in court.
The Caligula reference was hilarious :-)
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