Sunday, September 22, 2013

Isn't bible study fun kids? Kids?

I can never get over the fact that this is a book that people read to their children. To teach them morals.

(Judges 19)

21 comments:

  1. angela6:10 PM

    Who knew the modern day GOP came from the mideast.

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  2. Anonymous6:16 PM

    (OT, sorry, but I know you're watching Breaking Bad and probably didn't see the news: http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2013/09/22/emmys-upset-daniels-wins-for-newsroom.html

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  3. Anonymous6:19 PM

    And better yet (still OT) Julia Louis-Dreyfus wins an Emmy for her role in VEEP, which reminds me of someone...http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2013/09/22/hale-louis-dreyfus-take-emmys-for-veep.html

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  4. Anonymous6:44 PM

    It's no wonder violence, misogyny and homophobia is sanctioned by the likes of religious fanatics, it's right there in the 'Good Book'. Disgusting.

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  5. Anita Winecooler6:55 PM

    I'll stick with Dexter or anything by Steven King.

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  6. Anonymous7:20 PM

    It's gonna get ugly

    Gennifer Flowers is looking for her next 15 minutes of fame and she recently was pining for the 'love of her life' Bill Clinton and was interviewed by England's tabloid magazine

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2424555/Bill-Clintons-mistress-Gennifer-Flowers-Wed-today-wasnt-Chelsea.html

    and she repeated a number of things that I was just waiting to see who would pick them up, and low and behold, the slimiest of them all...Breitbart.

    Apparently, she's writing some sex column or something and is all over the British press with how Bill taught her everything she knows, blah, blah, and how if it weren't for Chelsea, she and Bill would be together right now, or some sort of cockamamie story like that.

    Yes, it’s Gennifer Flowers, back again via Breitbart.com

    Clinton Mistress: Bill Told Me Hillary Is Bisexual

    Bill Clinton's former mistress alleged that Hillary Clinton is a bisexual in a recent interview.

    Gennifer Flowers, who reportedly had an affair with Bill Clinton for 12 years, told the Daily Mail
    that the former President did not care that his wife had sexual relations with men and women.

    "I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn't care," Flowers told the publication. "He should know. He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had."

    She also claimed Bill Clinton was the love of her life, and they would be together had Chelsea Clinton not been born.

    "Bill and I would be together today if it wasn't for politics," Flowers said. "It was me, Bill, and Hillary. Then they had Chelsea and the stakes got too high."

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/21/Bill-Clinton-s-Mistress-Bill-Told-Me-Hillary-Is-Bisexual

    It's gonna get so ugly. They're gonna pull out all the stops on Hillary if she runs and this is the sort of thing we need to brace for. NOTHING is out of bounds for these people that want to take her down before she even gets started.

    The Right Wing is SALIVATING for the opportunity to crucify her and this sort of dredging up the past will be front and center. Watch for Monica to pop up with a tell all book. They'll come out of the woodwork to try and take her down.

    As far as I'm concerned, MORE POWER TO HER! If she has that degree of comfort with herself that she can enjoy both sexes, so what?

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      No one cares. The Clinton years were goodfor everyone, every republican( well, most I know have left their old party) loved the economy during the Clinton admin.

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    2. Anonymous8:29 PM

      I'm getting this strong feeling that the Repubs(Breibart,etal) is paying Flowers a handsome sum to say all this shit.

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  7. Anonymous7:39 PM

    Now you know how Bristol can revirginate.

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    1. Anonymous7:22 AM

      Grow up. Funny thing is, You're probably far more sexperienced. She's a prude.

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    2. Anonymous10:19 AM

      "She's a prude"

      Hahaha, stop you're killing me, hahahahahah ha

      Sorry to state the obvious, but prude's don't have children while still in their teens. Oh, wait, are you in the date rape camp.... hahahahahahaha, I'm going fucking choke.

      Moron

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    3. Anonymous10:26 AM

      "She's a prude...."

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...snort.

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  8. Boscoe8:41 PM

    I wonder if Ken Ham is going to make a diorama of this for the Creation Museum?

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  9. Anonymous9:58 PM

    See daddy has to prop up the little girl....she's falling asleep with all the Bible Study photo ops! Another family living vibrantly.

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  10. Anonymous1:52 AM

    If the Christians didn't include the Old Testament,they would have no excuse for some of their behaviours.......

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  11. Anonymous2:19 AM

    I remember being taught that story about Sodom in bible study as a little child. Freaked me out! Everyone around me was telling me it was important for my immortal soul, but I felt damned to Hell because to me it was horrible what happened and NOT RIGHT. I was just a child and scared to death. (Well, not death, because that meant I would fry in Hell...)

    It took years for me to finally say out loud what I felt - that I rejected those teachings. As a result, I have no family. Friends, yes, but no DNA family accepts me.

    Fast forward, my child was in a private, church affiliated school for a better academic education than public school offered. It required 1 hour per week of religion class. We had a choice of religions, but it was limited. (Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist and other groups refused to participate as they said introducing us/them theology to children created unnecessary conflict.) The alternative was to sit in (basically) detention. No talking, no moving about, etc. So I put my child in a fairly mainstream Xian group.

    The first day, he was told about Noah and the flood. He came home very upset about the violent god who destroyed the things that it had created. Why it was so angry about its own creations and did such terrible things to them?

    That might sound funny, but he was very upset and frightened. My terrified child sought a more powerful entity to protect him from that raging, murderous god. He picked Ganesh who loved children and would never do such terrible things to the earth's creatures. His stuffed Babar toy and books became a shrine with almost daily flowers, and son was happy and felt safe again.

    The next week, he moved to the "detention" class where he happily sat at a desk and drew pictures for an hour. He has become a competent anime artist.

    Now a young adult, he is not scared of a murderous sky god. Still has a fondness for elephants, though.

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  12. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Where is that in the bible?

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    1. Anonymous10:21 AM

      Judges 19

      Google it

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    2. Anonymous10:25 AM

      Click on the link labelled Judges 19 at the bottom of the post.

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  13. Randall12:24 PM

    Once, one of God's creations, Lucifer, convinced God to fuck with Job.

    Job was a good, honest, pious Jew and worshiped God every day.
    God killed Job's family and destroyed Job's business and fortune.
    God gave Job horrible sores and set him in a pile of ashes.
    God finally allowed Job to ask Him, why, God? Why?
    And God told him:
    You wouldn't understand.

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    1. Anonymous5:01 AM

      God was right. Job COULDN'T understand. He wasn't there when a God--whose very nature is perfect, demands perfection, and cannot even EXIST in the presence of anything that is not perfect without incinerating it--tried and tried for BILLIONS of years to create one thing...ANYTHING...that wasn't just a mirror-reflection of His/Its own nature, and FAILED.

      Then, God finally managed to create a thing that...while not IMPERFECT...held the potential to BECOME imperfect.... Today, we call that being Satan...but I knew Him as Lucifer, the Light Bringer. He who would bring "enlightenment" to the universe, in the form of possibilities that at the time could not yet exist.

      Unfortunately, what he brought was Sin. It's true...the only physical way to bring so much as a difference of OPINION into the Universe was by poisoning the entirety of God's ultimate creation: the Human Race!

      We were Angels then....even WE couldn't understand why a perfect God could create anything so perverse...so hateful, so...DISGUSTING!

      Once I figured it out...I demanded to be incarnated into one of these diseased, poison, fleshy sacks of shit myself! You see...after we live through this plane where God seems to celebrate the death of children, and the murder and rape of a girl who...in all probability, was kidnapped and raped by that husband in the first place...we get to take OUR opinions...and throw them right back in GOD'S FACE!!!

      It'll be worth it. Trust me.

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