This courtesy of USA Today:30 Truckers turned up in DC today to call for Pres. Obama's impeachment. This is, um, how many Fox said would appear: pic.twitter.com/BQREPrNmqN
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Traffic on the Capital Beltway around Washington was slow on Friday, but the culprits were largely steady rain and a heavy volume of weekday commuters, not a purported 3-day rolling protest by independent truckers.
Video cams occasionally showed three trucks rolling side by side, clogging up cars and other trucks behind them, but the Beltway otherwise keep truckin'.
At one point, according to the Virginia State Police, four commercial vehicles slowed traffic to 15 mph after the drivers rode side-by-side across all four northbound lanes of I-495 in Virginia. Police pulled the drivers over and warned them not to impede traffic.
"No summons/ticket was issued," police said in a statement. "The tractor-trailers were then allowed to proceed on their way," officials said in a news release, WUSA-TV reports.
Although organizers of the "Ride for the Constitution" said thousands -- perhaps as many as 10,000 -- trucks would take part, at mid-morning, only about 30 or so tractor-trailers were spotted on the Inner Loop of the Beltway that circles Washington through Maryland and Virginia, according to Corinne N. Geller, spokesperson for the Virginia Department of Transportation.
Okay I am laughing too hard right now to write anything.
I will leave it up to all of you to mock these morons, while I hold my aching stomach and wipe tears of laughter from my eyes.
Rachel Maddow just started and this is the lead story.
ReplyDeleteDamn, and I just finallystopped giggling a few minutes ago.
OK, 30 trucks. And, on a typical Friday afternoon around a major city, there would be how many tractor-trailers? Oh, about 27?
ReplyDeleteWe got ourselves a Convoy! (NOT)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJEeHND_lQ
You mean a Neo-CON-voy!
DeleteShit, Gryphen, even Mexican truckers entering the US from Tijuana could get a bigger protest going!
ReplyDeleteOh, but that's what LSM is trying to make you believe you libtards, ril "Mercian patriots are on their way!
ReplyDelete(Get ready for a visual assault on your reading pattern, it looks like a crazy lady's yard sale on this site.)
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Thanks for the laughs! Didn't know that Chevy's, Kias, VW's. Hyundais and even farm tractors counted as "Tractor Trailers"
DeleteBehghazi, Impeach Obama, Corruption! NSA, Spying! Constitution ! LMAO!!!!
omfg, it looks like any day on I-5 through Oregon and Washington!
DeleteYou might try using tinyurl.com to get a much shorter link next time. But in this case, I'm glad you didn't so most people will ignore it. This was one of the dumbest sites I've ever spent 3 minutes on in my life. It's kind if like a low-rent version of Beck, Allahpundit, DailyCaller, Alex Jones-type of stupidity. I read about 5 comments and I will never visit it again. Take my word--- don't even be tempted to go to the site. I was reasonably intelligent before my visit, but now I'm reduced to a babbling idiot. Plus, I need a good hot shower with lots of lather, rinse and repeat with anti-bacterial soap and fungicide.
DeleteHopefully, this is a temporary situation, but that's the kind of site that should come with a bullshit warning label.
Please don't try to waste the time of others on stupid nonsense like that again. I'd rather be rickrolled 5 times... honestly.
BTW, I'm putting the Teabagger Idiots, including Sarah and her few remaining suckups, on auto-ignore with my troll-filter. They don't deserve attention nor even the time of day.
Thanks G for wading through the Bagger shit and telling us the Cliff's notes version, so we don't have to. These dumbfucks aren't even funny when they serve as a distraction for the damage of *their* political allies who are doing real harm to our economy.
Speaking of teabaggers, it looks like you can add the republican party to the list of the palin kiss of death.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.newrepublic.com/article/115134/gop-death-watch-final-days-republican-party
The sooner the better!
DeleteSo SArah's big appearance in New Jersey tomorrow is not the lead story? Guess she'll have to pull out the hooker clothes, just so gets noticed at the Koch water boy's event.
ReplyDeleteWhen you've been pin-pricked every day of your adult life since you tricked pencil-dicked, mental-midget, Tiny Todd into nuptials, any old Kochsucker will do.
DeleteThe limper, the better for the Tundra Tranny Twat. She ain't much to look at, anyway. She's more likely to eradicate an erection if any of those Baggers ever got it up anyway.
Your threshold for laughter must be pretty low, Gryph. I never laugh when I can see the punchline coming two days in advance. :P
ReplyDeleteStill, I bet you if you go to Fox or redstate or the Blaze, they're claiming there were MILLIONZ OF TRUKKERZZZZ!!!! MEEELLLYUNZ!!!! LAIMSTREEM MEEDEEAH COVERUP!!!
Amirite?
I heard Sarah Palin was to be strapped onto the hood of the lead rig carrying a Bible and an AK47 yelling Ronald Ray-gun's famous last words along the way: "One if by land two if by night". But bohoo it rained on the bitch's parade.
ReplyDeleteEven Putin wouldn't hit that.
DeleteReal truckers don't have time for that kind of nonsense. They have families to support and bills to pay. They don't have the time and money to go trucking off to Washington.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth 44
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DeleteThere are drama-driven attention whores in every business, but there are fewer idiots than they pretend to represent. Million Moms, Sarah Palins fans, etc. All are insignificant but talk it up on social media like they're a power to be reckoned with.
They're more like kids on the playground pretending to be BATMAN. Except that its a creative exercise for kids to do role play; for adults that are delusional and ignorant, it's just sad. They are so easily duped and misled.
When are folks gonna find out that FOX provides zero correct information? They fell for this truck crap...what idiots!
DeleteHahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWould have been much funnier if they all got citations for blocking clear views from all windows, being too stupid to deserve to breathe and not being able to count. White shoe polish, flags, and signs on windows is dangerous.
ReplyDeleteWe'll see lots of footage of close ups on fox news, maybe some with snow in them!
We get MORE tractor trailer traffic on our highways any day, any time. Epic Fail...
So DC pharmacies doubled their stocks of hemorrhoid cream for nothing?
ReplyDeleteBOOM!
DeleteIf Sarah would bother to brush her teeth, she'd probably need all of the Preparation H that they could *truck in*. Pucker up, Palin. She's such a putz.
DeleteThat is fine by me...just proves there is a huge disconnect in the minds of some...only wish the pace of the news cycle wasn't so dang speedy...makes it hard to be reflective these days.
ReplyDeleteAurora
Yep, with idiots like Sarah out there playing ass-clowns in the social media, you can ignore the stupid shit she does for a day or so, and pick right back on different stupid shit that she is saying.
DeleteI take a couple of weeks off on between ridiculing her stupid word salads for a day or so, and I've never missed a damn thing worth checking out. She sunk like a rock when she began to show her "stuff". She's toxic in many ways... in fact, any of em. All of em.
Me too. I saw this on TV and laughed and laughed and laughed!
ReplyDeleteReading THIS analysis, it is less surprising why Ms Palin is given 'center stage'...sigh. 'How can we miss her, if she won't go away?'
ReplyDeletehttp://www.newrepublic.com/article/115134/gop-death-watch-final-days-republican-party
She's rarely given center stage anymore. Last appearances have been at race tracks...she's in New Jersey right now supporting a guy that won't win and her appearance will be at a race track.
DeleteGadfree has the idiot fallen! The Republican party won't have a thing to do w/her - only some of the teabagger gang.
She's a dirt track kind of "gal". There will always be a need for more dirt at those tracks. She meets all of the criteria, including big ole detachable fake tits and a malodorous, sweaty stench with a sticky forehead on a shiny, plastic mug.
DeleteI can't wait until McCain either kicks the bucket or an old lady and is pushed out of office, and then Sarah is snubbed for Franks (or anybody but Sarah).
Reckon she'll show her ass when even she realizes she was kicked to the curb after November, 2008?
OMFG- this is priceless...effin idjits..
ReplyDeleteWow, so being a shameless, shrill shill is the path to the White House, huh?
DeleteNaah, more like the way to the shitter. Do something different this time, Sarah, and wash your hands like you never do, even when you're constantly reminded that people DO notice your lack of personal hygiene.
As with their inability to figure out what HUMOR is, Republicans are obviously confused about how to COUNT.
ReplyDeleteI can visualize the basement office of the organizer of this non event, getting a dozen dipshits to commit, and thinking, "Okay, then, we gots us a MILLION!"
Saw the idiot country singer Zeeda whatever on tv the other night. How's that working out for you, you stupid bitch?
ReplyDeleteOT: Bill Maher this evening said, "Ted Cruz, the $arah Palin that doesn't lactate."
ReplyDeleteCbs dc radio is treating it as legit, huge &serious instead of the failed joke that the baggers are. They have been giving continuous updates. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI saw more trucks than that on the way home from work tonight, 30? Are we even sure all 30 were in this protest? Or did they just get stuck behind the 4 teabagger idiots?
ReplyDeleteI forwarned my adult children who live near DC about the teabagger truckers' plans. It had been reported 3k, down from one million lol were going. My daughter left me a funny voice mail calling from her car on 495 during her evening commute there
ReplyDeletewere no truckers holding up the
beltway.
I also informed them that typically very few of these tea party types ever show uo.
I mentioned the 'Honk for Sarah' scheme in which they were going to lean on their horns from the shoulders of highways for America to join with them to stand with Palin.
My daughter said "Great, people driving by would have said who are those dopes? Ahh...they are with Sarah Palin!"
As I contemplated why this group chose a destructive and unlawful plan to anger commuters, locals and visitors I decided they were idiots. Hence, Palin, super idiot loves aligning with these real 'merican patriots. Rofl
ReplyDeleteHere is your next post gryph-skank is sucking up at the peepond so they fork over their tens and buy that sucky book of hers!!! You know the publishers are all over her azz to get that thing hyped and sold. My guess is that the pre orders are slim to nothing and they are all over her to sell some books.
ReplyDeleteOf course the pond scum over at c4p are just so tickled to be noticed by her-for a change! Idiots all of them -from her post:
Take a look at this great post by Michelle McCormick at C4P. I personally think it’s great not only because it’s hilarious and true, but also because I’ve had "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" memorized for 24 years now. It was Track’s first baby book, which was read repeatedly! Most of all, thanks to the great folks at C4P for all the wonderful work they do! "
Just like the Tea Party, FOX trying to gin up something.....they should get no press until they show up.
ReplyDeleteThey said there would be 3 thousand trucks.The way the bagger rallies have been going lately I thought it would be 3 dozen. Turns out they didn't even get that many. There were more news people reporting on the trucker protest than there were trucks. Maybe the quitter queen can go down there and flag a few with her hooker getup (that pink sweater, water bra, wig, and stripper shoes outfit she had on for fox).
ReplyDelete"...I’ve had "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" memorized for 24 years now. It was Track’s first baby book, which was read repeatedly! "
ReplyDeleteWhoop-de-doo. So precocious Track was able to read a book to mommy so often that even she could remember it years later.
I mean, she couldn't read it to him, right?
So Sarah read books written by a famous progressive libveral to her son, BAWWWAAAAAHHH!
DeleteNo tickets were issued?!?!? WTF? Police brutalized and arrested people sitting quietly on the sidewalk during the Occupy protests, yet tractor-trailers endangering people's lives on a major highway get let off?!?!
ReplyDeleteI sincerely believe that policemen adore truck drivers and are probably jealous of them. On my way to work several years ago, my car was hit by a loaded double gravel-hauling truck that was running a red light on a major road at rush hour. My car spun around a few times, I was unconscious for several minutes but otherwise unhurt. The policeman who arrived at the scene was reluctant to ticket the truck driver because, as he said, the driver would probably lose his license. What ultimately resolved the issue was a cell phone call from a witness to the accident who stated that the truck driver had indeed run the red light. The policeman was not very interested in my telling of the story: "I never make my boulevard turn at the light without waiting until it is green and I know that the light for oncoming traffic has already turned red." And I also reminded the policeman that the traffic light turns red a few seconds before the other light turns green. I was so grateful to the witness who called the police station. Without his call, I was about to be ignored because 1) I'm a woman, 2) the truck drive was a guy, and 3) the truck driver was driving a truck after all.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteI found this on the Obama Diaries... Got caught red handed and had to justify her faking it!!
http://obamadiary.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/bwvhnzmceaegtrw.png?w=655
Definition:
ReplyDeleteTeabagger [aka Tea Party "Patriot"]: A person who:
- believes in and makes life/political decisions based upon,
- elects politicians who believe in and make life/policy decisions based upon,
forwarded emails that have been solidly proven as total, bat-sh*t-crazy-pants-on-fire distortions and lies.
having lived in DC for nearly 40 years, it's typical to see more than 30 trucks on the beltway and 95 south every single day, you could count 30 trucks in a 5 mile span on the 495 to 95 exchange easily....i swear to god, rethugs are so funny!
ReplyDeleteUh oh...looks like the donation money has gone missing. Poor baggers.
ReplyDeletehttp://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/63870824712/pete-santilli-shuts-down-donations-for-the-truckers
They did slow up a few people in the pouring rain on Friday BUT today they were many on the beltway. Traffic is a nightmare here ALL the time. Why do they want to upset citizens that are not elected officials in this area?
ReplyDeleteTurns out that the truckers were promised fuel money for participating. Donations were being solicited by Pete Santilli, but instead of giving any of it to the truckers, he ran off with, most likely laughing all the way to the bank.
ReplyDeleteThat said, Palin was in DC not for the truckers but for the million vet march which was relatively peaceful until the radical fringe tore down barricades, tossed them in front of the White House, and threatened the police on the scene. What did they think would happen?
The truckers, not wanting to be outdone "rolled into DC in force" (about a dozen!) total, and tried to steal the thunder from the vets to make their insignificant "demonstration" look larger. They rode the vets coattails while making it look like the veterans were there to support them!