Courtesy of Mediaite:
The incredibly silly, fake Twitter feud included Palin disparaging the Pope’s “liberal values… over there in Vatica,” and His Holiness begging Palin for “a little more silent meditation.”
The fake Palin tweeted back, “Bring back Pope Benedict!” to which the Pope said, “You WOULD prefer the one who quit in office.” And after getting too many tweets from the fake Palin, he finally sighed, “Listening to you, I’m reconsidering my stance on birth control.”
At first I thought this was a little silly myself, but the fact that Sarah Palin's tweets are ripe for parody that it is hard to differentiate these from her real ones, and the zingers attributed to the Pope, made this more entertaining than you might expect.
Another segment of the show, a little more serious this time, dealt with the 60 Minute debacle over Benghazi.
Over all the show was pretty darn entertaining last night, and it was really helped by the appearance of MSNBC's Ezra Klein whose intellect really kept the panel on their toes.
A great review of Shove the Mistletoe and Give Me a Double Eggnog....http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/16/sarah-palin-serves-up-a-healthy-serving-of-venom-in-her-christmas-book.html
ReplyDeletebest article so far about her batshit crazy book! See all the 'tards commenting?
DeleteThanks! :)
Try never to miss Bill Maher's show and last night was one of his best as to Palin!! Great humor! The comedians are sure having fun w/the moron and she warrants all of it!
ReplyDeleteIt's odd Track Palin left the reserves and went back into active duty after DADT was repealed and his marriage failed after two years. What's really going on in the airplane hangar he calls home?
ReplyDeleteIt would raise more questions if Track only served one tour on active duty while other reservists got called back to Iraq or Afghanistan two, three, or even four times.
DeleteSarah Palin loves irrelevant attacks on her kids. How else could she convince them her critics are evil and guarantee they'd rally by her side rather than join the voices speaking the truth about her?
She always refers to him as having been in 'combat' which is untrue and was proven otherwise. The woman lies when she doesn't need to (even w/her kids!) - amazing!
Deletenot so odd - common with soldiers that have a drug abuse history
Delete"The woman lies when she doesn't need to." - Definition of a pathological liar.
DeleteMore commentary on Bashir's remarks. Thoughtfully done.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/16/bashir-maybe-someone-should-poop-in-world-class-idiot-sarah-palins-mouth/
OMFG I actually knew a guy once who thought it was the "16th Chapel".
ReplyDeleteEverything Bill indicated being Palin's response to the Pope was absolutely believable. She's such an idiot!
ReplyDeleteGood job, Bill Maher, as usual!
Martin Bashir Says Someone Should Shit in Sarah Palin’s Mouth
ReplyDeleteFormer Governor Sarah Palin (R-AK) punched her way back into the news this week by invoking slavery in remarks about American public debt, then doubling down on the remarks in an interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper. On Friday afternoon’s Martin Bashir program on MSNBC, host Martin Bashir delivered a scathing attack on Palin, while attempting to contextualize the horror of slavery for her by detailing some of the cruelty recorded in the diary of Thomas Thistlewood, a British overseer at a Jamaican sugar plantation. Bashir concluded his commentary by suggesting Palin is deserving of the same treatment.
In his “Clear the Air” segment, Bashir lit into Palin straight away, referring to her as America’s “resident dunce” and characterizing her remarks as “scraping the barrel of her long-deceased mind, and using her all-time favorite analogy in an attempt to sound intelligent about the national debt.”
He then played a clip of Palin’s comments from last weekend, in which she told a crowd at Iowa’s Faith and Freedom Coalition event, “Our free stuff today is being paid for by taking money from our children, and borrowing from China. When that note comes due — and this isn’t racist, so try it. Try it anyway. This isn’t racist. But it’s going to be like slavery when that note is due.”
“It will be like slavery,” Bashir repeated. “Given her well-established reputation as a world class idiot, it’s hardly surprising that she should choose to mention slavery in a way that is abominable to anyone who knows anything about its barbaric history.”
“So here’s an example,” Bashir continued. “One of the most comprehensive first-person accounts of slavery comes from the personal diary of a man called Thomas Thistlewood, who kept copious notes for 39 years. Thistlewood was the son of a tenant farmer, who arrived on the island of Jamaica in April 1750, and assumed the position of overseer at a major plantation.”
“What is most shocking about Thistlewood’s diary is not simply the fact that he assumes the right to own and possess other human beings, but is the sheer cruelty and brutality of his regime,” Bashir added. “In 1756, he records that a slave named Darby ‘catched eating kanes had him well flogged and pickled, then made Hector, another slave, s-h-i-t in his mouth.’”
more
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/martin-bashir-says-someone-should-sht-in-sarah-palins-mouth/
The best part is how close to real those tweets really are.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of Sarah the murderer:
ReplyDeleteTrophy Hunter Sets Off Tweetstorm With Picture of Dead Lion
http://www.mediaite.com/online/hunter-sets-off-tweetstorm-with-picture-of-dead-lion/
I'll be very happy to read in the near future of how she was torn, limb from limb, by a collection of wild animals, because KARMA, baby.
She's a really sick fuck, this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tv-presenter-slammed-photo-lion-killed-article-1.1519039
Oh yeah. Like, the worst kind of sick fuck.
DeleteI missed the Martin Bashir segment about Palin and slavery and am sorry I did! She deserves every bit of negative she is getting in our world today and I expect to see it get much worse! Americans have been listening to the idiot for long enough and we are sick and tired of her crap. She's evil through and through and the furthest thing from being a 'christian' - she follows the lead of the devil!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there would be many Americans throughout the nation that would love to 'shit in her mouth' and on her ugly face!
"If she thinks the Pope is liberal, wait 'til she hears what Jesus has been saying!"
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
She has no time for what Jesus might have to say. This was taken from the Amazon reviews of the XMAS book of $ara's: Watch for her next book --
DeleteEaster: Jesus' Cross Wasn't HALF As Heavy To Bear As Mine Is -- Tales Of A Bleedin' Martyr
Lets fact it, no one person in political history has ever been as maligned as $ara. That book will be a must read for all Christians to realize they have been worshiping the wrong martyr...
Sarah Palin Serves Up a Healthy Serving of Venom in Her Christmas Book
ReplyDeleteShe didn’t write about ‘Protecting the Heart of Christmas’ at all—instead, the eternally offended governor may have penned the perfect manual for another holiday altogether: Festivus.
Initially I planned to ignore this week’s release of Good Tidings and Great Joy, Sarah Palin’s book waging war on the war on Christmas. Few political hucksters milking the culture war for an easy buck peddle antics more shopworn than the annual fear-mongering that secularist Scrooges are coming for our creches.
But then I couldn’t stop wondering: What happens when the Queen of Grievance takes up arms on behalf of the Prince of Peace’s birthday?
I’ll tell you what happens. Pure magic.
Don’t misunderstand. Palin’s book is neither well-written nor informative on either a political or a theological level. She does what plenty before her have done: scour the news for any cases of holiday-themed lawsuits or political scuffles, even ones where Christmas emerges triumphant, and whip them into a towering soufflé of proof that Jesus’s, and maybe even Santa’s, days are numbered. Her favorite conceit is to weave unconnected news snippets into over-the-top fantasy sequences—some set in the future! That allows her to mash up real-world episodes with more baroque scenarios sprung from the fever swamps of her imagination (like the lad docked points for using the word “Christmas” in a school essay), jack up the outrage factor with moralizing dialogue, and then proclaim: See, it’s all really happening!
But to focus on Palin’s narrative or polemic gifts is to miss the point. The book is not, as the subtitle maternally suggests, about “Protecting the Heart of Christmas.” As with pretty much everything the former governor does, this is all about Venting the Spleen of Sarah. And that’s what makes it so gosh darn refreshing. Screw those treacly holiday offerings aiming to melt your heart or lift your spirits. Dickens? Bah, humbug. It’s a Wonderful Life? Sentimental swill. That tear-jerking “Christmas Shoes” song so nakedly exploitative that it makes you want to take a blowtorch to your ears? ’Nuff said. Good Tidings and Great Joy gives the finger to all that, offering instead Palin at her toxic best: snippy, snarky, snide, and thoroughly pissed off.
From the first chapter, it is clear that, whatever her concerns about “a Christ-less Christmas,” Palin has found a convenient frame on which to hang her rage at pretty much everything: Obamacare, Obamaphones, Nancy Pelosi, the national debt, gay marriage, sexual sin, crony capitalism, the preferential treatment of Muslims (whoo-wee! does she get rolling on that one), the lamestream media, Chick-fil-A haters, abortion, Mitt Romney’s hair, and on and on. No liberal stereotype, from Birkenstocks to the French, vegans, and NPR, is too tired to sneer at. She goes so far as to close her first chapter helpfully with a rant against those who claim the entire war on Christmas “conversation” is “the result of hypersensitivity, intolerance, or—their favorite criticism for us ‘bitter clingers’—ignorance and fear of change. (See how I did that? I just summarized 90 percent of the book reviews for my critics, so they don’t even have to read the rest. You betcha, I helped you out!)”
Even anecdotes that are supposed to be upbeat turn out to be barbed. After noting that her Christmas Eve tradition includes a candelabra filled with Chanukah candles, Palin sniffs, “See, I embrace diversity.” And after sharing how fun it was to watch daughter Bristol perform on Dancing With the Stars—and to come back for the All-Star season—she quotes her daughter approvingly, “Heh! Exactly! The critics are going to criticize anyway, and the haters are going to hate, so you might as well dance!” (Italics in the original, of course.)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/16/sarah-palin-serves-up-a-healthy-serving-of-venom-in-her-christmas-book.html
What a brilliant review; thanks for sharing it.
DeleteOf course she's dancing: baby needs new shoes, don'tjaknow! And that's all she wrote.
From Wile E. to you, Your Heinous.
ReplyDeleteO/T
ReplyDeleteMark Chryson and Steve Stoll helped launch Palin's political career in Alaska
http://www.salon.com/2008/10/10/palin_chryson/
http://themovingtarget.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/palin-americanopinion2.jpg?w=500&h=750
The John Birch Society
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/11/16/john-birch-society/
Excellent Satire! One of his best because they're her word sausage style.
ReplyDeleteOT. Good take on POTU'S Rollout mea culpa and his strategy.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/11/17/1255754/-President-calls-GOP-and-insurance-companies-bluff?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campai