Photo courtesy of the City of Wasilla website. |
Would you pay the Kelley Blue Book value of $2,318 for a 1999 Ford Expedition in excellent condition? If it had fewer than 75,000 miles, would you pay more? How much would that sport utility vehicle be worth if you knew it had been driven by former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin?
The city of Wasilla hopes the answer to that last question is at least $10,000. That’s the minimum bid the city has set in an eBay.com ad for the city vehicle Palin drove while she was Wasilla mayor. The 5.4-liter Expedition XLT model, gold in color, was purchased new in 1999 and was Palin’s official vehicle until she left office in 2002.
Cashing in on Palin’s cachet is absolutely the idea behind the online ad, Wasilla Mayor Verne Rupright said.
“This was her mayor-mobile,” Rupright said. “Sarah had that for the rest of the time she was mayor, so we look at it this way. When you stop and think of who drove that, … why not get the biggest bang for the dollar for the city? Who knows, maybe some rich somebody from somewhere wants (Palin’s former vehicle). She does have a great following and there are a lot of people who may want it.”
“Hey, if Elvis’ Cadillacs can go for $1 million apiece, who knows?” he said. “Since it is a surplus vehicle, it’s got more intrinsic value to the city in terms of dollars than just some piece of machinery. The bigger dollar we can get, the better. The trick is to replenish the vehicle replacement fund for the city without having to dip into the tax dollars.”
To help potential buyers visualize the vehicle’s former driver, a cardboard cutout of Palin sits behind the wheel in the photo accompanying the ad on eBay and on the city’s website, cityofwasilla.com.
That was just a bit of fun, Rupright said. But trying to get top dollar for the city is not.
Sure $10,000.00 may SEEM like a reasonable price for a vehicle once driven by a woman who has single-handedly pushed the women's movement back 100 years, embarrassed the great state of Alaska, and had the same effect on politics that the black plague had on Europe, but once you pay to have it exorcised by a priest, blessed by a shaman, and dipped in holy water if could REALLY cost you.
For a FIFTEEN year old vehicle? No way in double hockeys. Let her damn PAC buy it.
ReplyDeleteHe's comparing her to Elvis? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeletelol. Elvis is in the house like Sarah's running in 2016.
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ReplyDeleteAnonymous at 9:42. Thanks for the laugh. Was having a fairly awful day, but your comment made me laugh out loud. Thanks again, I needed that.
DeleteMy pleasure.
DeleteLOL! :-D
Deleteding! ding!! ding!!!
DeleteWe have a winner. Excellent wit! Thank you.
Yeah, that $10k will go a long way towards settling that huge debt Sarah left Wasilla with - LOL NOT!
ReplyDeleteWho in the heck would want that ugly POS with terrible gas mileage and a big insurance bill? Only a C4P'ers would want it but they can't afford the blue book value! Maybe they can pool their couch change and buy it and take turns driving it? Wait that'd be socialism, can't have that! Get your paws offa my Sarah-mobile you scum! LMAO hard!
Only 139 views and it's been up for almost 2 days...here's a friendly tip from an ebay seller ever since it was called AuctionWeb--put her NAME in the main title (not the subhead) if you want results. There may be a Sarah fanatic willing to mortgage the double-wide out there, and a basic search only works with the title heading.
ReplyDeleteHey, just figured the Wasilla City Hall might want any remnants of the "curse" outta there for good...
She left them in serious debt and ruined their reputation. Any little morsel will help a desperate community. No ACA for Ak?
ReplyDeleteThe city of Wasilla is also allowing die hard fans of Sarah to smell the drivers seat ... for a fee of $20.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA!!! Biggest LOL on the Internet.
DeleteLIKE!
DeleteThey could replenish the vehicle fund by driving their own vehicles.
ReplyDeleteI live in a town of 14,000. Our mayor does NOT have a taxpayer-funded vehicle. I can't believe little Wasilla did/does.
DeleteWasilla never had a mayor mobile either until Sarah. Just more proof she's not the frugal conservative she falsely claims to be. Neither is Rupright, for that matter.
DeleteWasilla you reap what you sew.
ReplyDeleteLes Gold's final offer is $150.00! Seth is pissed because he was going to go $200.00. Ashley says "who would even think of sitting in those seats? That's beyond disgusting! "
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't give them one red cent just because she DID drive the vehicle. Yuk!! Wasilla must not realize that people in Alaska (the majority) do NOT like or respect Palin. Plus, she left their city in huge debt. Have they forgotten already?
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing, 10:03 AM, they want us to forget so they want us to forget. Why blogs like Gryph's and his "Sarah's Least Favorite" on the left are so important. Keep that skank's feet to the fire.
DeleteDance, puppet, DANCE!
In defense of the current mayor, God knows there are some truly whacko Palin fans out there, who just might pay ??? amount to be able to actually sit where their ridiculous hero sat. And that is cash for the city.
ReplyDeleteI mean, the Repub party, led by SP & ringmaster Newt, has descended into "who can grift the most" land. Wasilla might as well cash in on a little of that. I mean, they had to endure having her around.
Any vehicle Sarah used ought to go to a hazardous waste facility not be sold to the general public.
ReplyDeleteAny takers?
ReplyDeleteHAIL NAH!
Too many sexually active Palins.
No telling who's DNA is on the back seat or headliner of the Wasilla mayor's car.
Brillo and Pisstol can buy it and convert it into the 2014 Wasilla
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So far, zero bidders. I'm shocked. Maybe SarahPAC will have to buy it to save her the embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteDid they leave the Crunch Wrap Supreme wrappers on the floor, just the way Scarah left it?
ReplyDeleteThe thought of that vehicle is gross. Too bad Palin left her town in such bad shape that it came to this.
ReplyDeleteoT Across the pond... Bristol Palin brands Levi Johnston a felon and an absentee father in new custody papers after revealing the 'deadbeat dad' owes $67,000 in child support. Bristol Palin has branded her ex-boyfriend and baby daddy Levi Johnston a felon in new papers obtained by TMZ filed in their bitter custody battle.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2510105/Bristol-Palin-brands-Levi-Johnston-felon-absentee-father-new-custody-papers-revealing-deadbeat-dad-owes-67-000-child-support.html
Now we know that Sarah Palin was holding back when she only branded the baby daddy of Tripp Palin a deadbeat dad.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2491711/Sarah-Palin-slams-Levi-Johnston-deadbeat-dad.html
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EIlkwNCiSNg/ToXeD5__HMI/AAAAAAAABfA/tqRj7nXthss/s1600/img075.jpg
$67,000 - does that pay for two sons of his - Tripp and the retarded child? Bristol calls HIM a FELON? What a friggin' bitch! I feel sorry for those kids when they see all the media on this subject and what their grandmother has had to say too. What an evil family!!!
DeletePoor Levi!!!! Hope he has a damned good attorney!
Are the 'Dads' of Bristol's other babies 'Deadbeat Dads' also? Is the Dad of Willow's baby a 'Deadbeat' Dad also?
DeleteWas Curt Menard a 'Deadbeat' Dad to Track? What job does Todd Palin have, 'Deadbeat' purse carrier and Pimp?
She must have hidden her DWTS, LAT, Joan Rivers and other tv income -- and I mean offshore.
DeleteThe relative incomes of the two parents over five years will be a large factor. Perhaps when she was a high-dchool drop-out with an infant, Levi needed to contribute.
The tides have turned now, however, and Bristol calling Levi a "felon" (laughable) will not be greeted
with pleasure by a judge.
I'm sure some Palin-bot will be thrilled to buy it. They should charge more. Those people are stupid enough. Only a drop in the bucket anyway for what she cost Wasilla.
ReplyDelete'slightly used' meth mobile..
ReplyDeleteI hope Sarah had it swept for DNA.
ReplyDeleteIt is nowhere near excellent condition. It needs new brakes among other things. Wonder what made Palin slam on the brakes constantly? Is that how she does most of her hunting, god knows she can shoot worth shit.
ReplyDeleteHAH!
DeleteYeah, sure--buy this and you'll be walking after it quits halfway to wherever you're going....
ReplyDeleteSnort!
Deletei say Brians Anus or MJ Shepard will get in a bidding war to be the first to sniff the seat
ReplyDeleteThey could buy it jointly, and take turns wearing the cardboard face of Sarah. Roleplaying.
DeleteLet Pete Petretich wear the face. Love those threesomes, right Esther?
DeleteOh, so reminiscent of this Seinfeld (Season 4) episode:
ReplyDeleteTHE SMELLY CAR
(Episode 61): A valet driving Jerry's car leaves behind a terrible stench of body odor. The smell lingers in the car, clinging to everyone riding in it. Jerry is forced to try to sell the car. Elaine smells so bad that her boyfriend (Nick Bakay) refuses to see her. George learns that his ex-girlfriend, Susan, has become a lesbian. Susan's newfound sexual identity is irresistible to George. Susan's girlfriend is swayed to heterosexuality by Kramer, though later turned-off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer borrowed from Jerry. When the car can't be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it and the keys out on the street. Air Date: 4/15/93
Maybe old Squatty Pants will buy it , then she can stare into the headlights.
ReplyDeleteThat is one ugly truck! It might make a good project for one of the reality custom car shows on the Velocity channel. Looks 4-wheel drive? Low-rider it. Buck and Bounce. The right body shop could do for that truck what botox and a lot of plastic did for her honor the pit bull with lipstick. Call it Sarah Palin's Pimp My Ride.
ReplyDeleteRJ in Brownbackistan
I just found the listing after a couple tries and the view count was up to 211. As already pointed out, whoever did this listing has no idea how the search functions on E-bay. Palin Bots will have a hard time finding this, and NO I will not add a link. If you want to see a photo-shopped $ara smiling through a tinted window you will have to do it on your own. It is on my watch list so I'll be able to report if some fool actually buys it...now is the time... sell your house, cash in the retirement savings to own a piece of Sara....
ReplyDeleteDid Tawd ever drive it?
ReplyDeleteHas it been thoroughly cleaned?
Last thing I would want would be to buy it then find a couple junior sized condoms under the back seat.
Don't they need to get $20 million for it? That was how much she left the city in debt.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean the 'new' mayor gets a new vehicle. How about other city employees who rate and need a vehicle. Too good to drive an older vehicle? If 75K miles is ok for a 'buyer', why not for an employee?
ReplyDeletebecause no Wasilla mayor before Sarah or after Sarah have needed a city vehicle.
DeleteHas it driven since 2004, or sitting among some weeds behind the hockey rink?
ReplyDeleteSarah should buy it for her inevitable "Almost Vice President"
Museum.
Wouldn't put it past that bitch to erect a museum to herself and charge admission. You can bet she's got a shrine to herself in her AZ mansion.
DeleteDid anybody see this pic on Sarah's facebook:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152027229888588&set=a.10150723283643588.424640.24718773587&type=1&relevant_count=1
The whole family is socially retarded. So funny her followers want to slam this but really can't cause it would be slamming their idol. Seriously read some of the comments, they are holding their tongues.
We can see Russia from our AP....
DeleteThose Palin kids can't go to college but they sure can text
DeleteWorking anti-Mom websites' and blogs' comments sections no doubt. Just a guess considering maturity level of posts made on the skank's behalf.
DeleteWow....the comments are great. Can't believe no one is scrubbing the snark off. Can't believe the believers are attacking their Mama Grizzle's vacuous cubs.
Delete"sarahpac.com" that. They're hard working dollars in action.
DeleteFrom Ebay:
ReplyDelete"The vehicle is in storage at this time, and it is in need of new brakes, wheel seals and an idle air control valve "
Also, too...Odometer reading: 47,690
ReplyDeleteIf anyone finds my used condoms wrapped in facecloths, please return them.
ReplyDeleteI can't post the link but Breitbart.com says they got their hands on a copy of a SarahPac letter (probably from Sarah herself-we're not stupid) to MSNBC from Tim Crawford wanting to know when Martin Bashir will be "disciplined"? Ah-when will Sarah be disciplined for her ugly, hateful rhetoric? Cry-baby Sarah always, always gets by.
ReplyDeleteFuck Sarah Palin
DeleteSarah needs to buck up or stay in the truck
DeleteDNA source!!!
ReplyDeleteToo bad Tri=G was never in it lol!!
Pretty dumb to pay a penny over the Blue Book value for the car.
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Poor fool is gonna buy the car and have it quit half way home.
ReplyDeleteGood One!
DeleteThe thought of sitting in that car and touching the grimey steering wheel her claws were on makes me a little bit nauseated. Once the Pee Pond gets wind of this someone will buy it. Or maybe they have found out and there aren't too many left over there, the view count is up to only 292.
ReplyDeleteOMFG the car is more expensive than wasilla city hall.
ReplyDelete"...why not get the biggest bang for the dollar for the city..."
ReplyDeleteThat would require Bristol riding naked in the back, on her back.
Is it a tradition to hire the dimmest bulbs ever as Mayors of Wasilla? Gotta put the Palin name in bold letters in the description, AND further down for the "squatters") if you want to pimp her ride.
ReplyDeleteCan't blame the guy for trying, but I doubt Wasillans want a constant reminder of why everyone knows it's the meth capital of Alaska.
"Needs new brakes, wheel seals, and idle control valve."
ReplyDeleteSounds like her....,eh?
Hee hee
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