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You know she might have actually written this herself. Baby steps Sarah, baby steps.
Her phone.
Update: You know I don't really like reality television and think that most of the people who appear on it are fake opportunities taking advantage of the low IQ American viewers.
However I have to say that the Duck Dynasty guys seem a hell of a lot more genuine than Palin who is a phony from her crucifix belt buckle guarding the dusty museum that was once her ovaries, to her ever fluctuating chesticular region, right on up to her snap on hair piece.
psst, I think she's showing the last IM post against her highness! "Look, I TOLD you I'm a victim!"
ReplyDeleteVictims are people who are lied about by scum on liberal blogs.
DeleteLMFAO !!!
DeleteSkank's been the perpetual fukin' victim for her entire miserable existence
fuk off chuck_tard you fat worthless inbred fuk
I think she's saying… 'and here's the picture Bristol took of Trig popping out of my...'
DeleteSo true!
ReplyDeleteHere's Palin showing the Duck Dynasty guys the most precious member of her family.
ReplyDeleteTodd's favorite prostitute?
What disease is it called when you become crotchless?
ReplyDeleteor makes your hands look like you wash them in bleach?
Deleteor lie about people for no reason like you here?
Deletelol, northern and southern rubes unite.
ReplyDeleteI agree. The Duck Dynasty folks sure seem nice but they are fundamentalists and gun enthusiasts. Sarah's people.
DeleteLittle miss shitfuck is starting to look like one of those warrior skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts. Clackity clack
ReplyDeleteDon't da celebrities just makes ya cream! Not only Duck but Iron Doggies!
ReplyDeleteTodd Palin has a FaceTime chat with the Duck Commander team while he was out snowmaching on a frozen river in Alaska training for the Iron Dog.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152075859018588&set=pb.24718773587.-2207520000.1386528542.&type=3&theater
many comments about her lack of a wedding ring.
Deletethey aren't married! It's a facade.
DeleteShit, you can see her radius and ulna. She should model for an anatomy textbook.
DeleteWho is taking care of Piper and Trig?
DeleteMel68
The posturing on those people SCREAMS how uncomfortable and disassociated they are from her. They're used to be in front of a camera, and yet their body language betrays them. They look stiff, unexpressive, posed and set up for a photo op. There's nothing about that shot that is sincere or candid.
DeleteI think the mother duck just renewed vows or married the pappy duck. I caught some wedding on the show but didn't get it all or what it was about. Kind of funny, the two old guys.
DeleteWhat a shame if they have the Palin curse now.
Oh well, they could have vetted her. They may actually go to church and not be the flaming liar hypocrites like the Heath/Palin scam.
the vampire bat comes to mind
Deletedude, grow up. Seriously. It's only cliche now because you refuse to
Deleteduck fans are tweeting how they don't like the duck folks palling around with stupid sarah..I do believe the upper crust rednecks are waking up.
ReplyDeleteAren't they for OBAMACARE?
DeleteDuck fans know the Palin curse is real!
DeleteThe Duck guys are smarter than Sarah. (but not by much) Someone is going to figure it out that she's an idiot. Then the jokes will start. Watch for them at the next episode - those guys don't care what they say! Should be amusing.
ReplyDeleteShe has a gut on her. She looks pregnant. Sarah gotta watch it honey. You are turning 50 soon!
ReplyDeleteIts prob the load of shit Bashir supposedly made her eat!
DeleteFuck her!
Here are some more pics of the scarecrow with the ducks. Todd got in on the action too.
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2013/12/sarah-palin-visits-duck-dynasty-robertson-family---see-the-photos.html
Look at the way Sarah is standing in the large group photo! She sure thinks she's sexy!
DeleteIs that chick with the horizontal stripes Willow? Looks eerily like a prison outfit like Sarah's warrior for Christmas
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcMVDshdrXQ
Mrs. Palin has that sexy model pose down.... only it doesn't work with her!
DeleteThe women in the top photo don't seem to be too impressed by the idiot!!!
ReplyDeleteNeither do the men. There's only two people smiling in the top photo - Sarah and one woman.
DeleteNope, they don't. They can smell the bullshit a mile away!
DeleteI wish he was still around; imagine the surgery George Carlin could do on Palin....
ReplyDeleteLooks like she brought the Belmonts
ReplyDeleteThey assuredly don't mix well w/the rest of her horrid body! She must think people that look at her off and on don't see what she does w/her old lady, saggy boobs - she is a joke!!!
DeleteO/T but just read about that crazy ass teacher Adrienne "Token" Ross at the Asylum is going to be working as an editor at DeadBart News!
ReplyDeleteShe had this to say about them....
"Furthermore, I am most honored to now be on staff with an organization as prestigious as Breitbart, which has set a standard of excellence in reporting, diversity of product, and fearless commitment to holding people accountable."
The hilarious part...she wrote an entire post at the Asylum and didn't mention Baldy's stank ass....ONCE!
I know you're reading here Baldy...ya better have her add an Update saying how much she loves your skinny ass...PRONTO!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Deadbart News, love it!
DeleteMeanwhile Audrey is still doing OT posting "nuh UH!" to every bad review on Amazon.
Deleteyep. Adrienne and Breitfart want Baldy to die and be a great martyr. Surprise everyone like Breitfart and do it fast.
DeleteTell Baldy how hot her skinny ass is in those sleep a night or two fashion statement threads she sports. How you just gots to have one of those signature outfits just like Baldy.
Gina, that's some seriously disturbed shit she wrote there. "I quit my job and moved across the country 'cause God told me to do it."
DeleteThey sure have weird ideas as to the meaning of the word "prestigious".
DeleteAdrienne is Briebart's "Black friend"
DeleteWhat a great opportunity! Breitbart gets credit for hiring Sarah (the handicapped) and now Adrienne (The minority)! Gosh, a few years ago she was bragging about taking an "egg" for Sarah, now she writing for DeadBart!
DeleteAt least none of those people are 1. racist like you all. 2. spend their days writing nasty thngs like you all
Delete7:51
Deletechuck_tard,
you sure are an uneducated ignorant bitch for bein' a supposed 'teacher'
That woman sure has spotty skin.
ReplyDeleteYou're spotty in the head. May want an MRI
DeleteMRI's ?!?
Deletecatherine baldwin do those too numbnutz ?
For a normal woman those pants would be considered hip huggers, but not on Sarah because Sarah doesn't have any womanly hips anymore.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin used to wear her bracelets near her wrist. Now she wears them near her elbows. Give her another month and she will be wearing them near her armpits.
ReplyDeleteWhen Sarah starts to wear her bracelets around her waist then it's pretty much good night Irene.
DeleteThe Duck Dynasty guys are the same reich wing evangelical "take back our country" posers as is Mrs. Palin. They are dangerous to our way of life. Why glorify being dirtbags, especially if one has money. That's the part I'll never understand.
ReplyDelete@1:35..you are correct..They think she farts rainbows.
DeleteJust LOOK at her with her "points to vagina" belt buckle and "can stand by themselves by now" black jeans. Who in their right mind would listen to her political opinion let alone think she's presidential material?
ReplyDeleteShe's not running for ANYTHING except the SarahPAC ATM! I wish the 4-pees would wake up and see how they're being taken in.
Obviously they are only interested in her because she rocks the fashion world.
DeleteDo you see how everyone is at least three feet away from her? They look so haooy to see her, don't they? And does she NEVER put down those Blackberries?
DeleteAnd yes, she's been in those jeans ever since she started her 'tour.' But I think her wrist is now to small to keep that ugly beaded flag bracelet on her...soon she's be able to wear it around that scrawny neck.
Who cares about the pee's..If their that *stupid* they deserve everything they get from shit for brains.
DeleteStill no bare leg shots lately from Her Heionus. Sarah are your legs so disgusting you won't let anyone see them? Are they so disfigured you don't get to wear your mini skirts anymore. Come on beauty pageant loser, give us a peek. POS disfigured skank.
ReplyDeleteWould you want to see Sarah in a skirt? I would be afraid that she would have an afro down there.
Delete2:48
DeleteShe is probably sporting a bald beaver also too.
However, look for her to be sprouting fine hair all over hr body soon. This is the bodies reaction to anorexia - lack of body fat. The body tries to keep warm by sprouting down-like hair.
http://www.anorexia-reflections.com/lanugo.html#axzz2mw0UDUs3
Bristol will get her a pink No-No for Christmas.
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The Totally Inconsiquential Moron--is devoid of anything loving, kind, decent, intelligent, generous and giving. She is a total failure as a human being who only thinks about herself and what's in it for her.
DeleteSarah Palin is a Fraud, a Phony and has the Heart of Darkness, Hate, and Corruption.
As she wastes away, this idiot thinks she is the sexiest babe ever--even if she wears the same outfit day after day...after day. Jeeze, the stench alone is so prutrid. But then, so is she.
Her shirt is hanging untucked out of the back of her pants , perhaps to disguise her scrawny posterior.
ReplyDeleteHer hands look absolutely skeletal and she seems to revel in showing off her anorexic boyish body.
She poses in the pictures while everyone else looks like they're making a hostage video.
Unlike the Palins, the Robertsons are
marketing geniuses .
They recognized their niche and their brand is all over the place-from calendars to clothing .
They have 2 books in the New York Times top 20 bestseller list at # 9 and # 14 ,
both selling better than Palin's.
Unlike Palin , their tv show has set records for viewers on cable.
Palin is clearly using the success of the Robertsons to sell her bitter book.
They're probably smart enough to realize that ,
thus , the clearly uncomfortable reception .
I wonder if the publisher or her PAC is paying for the private jet that totes her everywhere ?
Hey Sarah, did you stop by to visit Glen Rice?
ReplyDeletedid you remember to buy a brain, a heart and some sense. and a life.
Delete7:54 PM Sarah Loves her memories of 'I FUCKED A BLACK MAN', and you know it. She had to settle for Todd PEE WEE Palin, and she has been unhappy ever since. No satisfaction by the Dead Lake. BWAHAHAHAHA.
DeleteOT...http://www.politicususa.com/2013/12/08/palin-adams-jefferson-war-on-christmas.html
ReplyDeleteDidn't someone just say Scarah doesn't look at children? Or touch them?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152075895978588&set=pb.24718773587.-2207520000.1386553691.&type=3&theater
LOL
Aww, how sweet (and public). So why is she away from her own special needs child so frequently? Doesn't he need his mother?
Deleteone child - and almost grown - she couldn't even face him so he didn't have to screw his head around
DeleteBig fail
She doesn't. She's with Trig frequently, in public and home. Grow up.
Delete7:53 PM You are the Juvenile here, and your stupid comments confirm that.
DeleteMany of the people making comments on that picture think it's of her and Trig.
DeleteSo she just showed up unannounced? Lol! Also, too, check out the first pic, they all have their hands in their pockets and as far from her as politely possible.Bwahaha!!
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ReplyDeleteMary Adams > Sarah Palin
Wish I had enough $ to put you in the White House. AMERICA would be sooo much better with you leading us. Prayer for you & yours.
Mary you can have all the money in the world and Sarah Palin still could not win a presidential election. Sarah's reputation as a politician is shot for eternity. The woman cannot tell you what she reads, cannot tell you what a vp does, does not know who our allies are and John McCain had to hide Sarah from the media. Basically Sarah Palin was a losing beauty pageant vp pick for the Republican Party and they dare not go that route ever again. Now it seems like Sarah Palin is just a circus side show act that goes from town to town and then high tails it out of there at night.
And Mary, you cannot even imagine how horrified Sarah Palin would be to wake up and find herself in the White House, expected to LEAD people! She's no leader, she's simply a heckler. She couldn't even stick out the four years of a term as Governor of the U.S.'s second least populous state. It was way too demanding for her, not to mention it was nowhere near lucrative enough. What on earth makes you think, Mary, that Sarah would LET you pay her way into the White House even if you were richer than both Koch Brothers? There she would face an infinitely more demanding job than she did as governor, and only make $400,000 a year. That is chump change to her.
DeleteJohnnie Lee Simon Yatlin > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeletenear Prudhoe Bay, AK ·
What's your view of the Alaskan natives and there native corporations dividends?
Johnie my guess is that if Sarah or SarahPac is not getting a cut from the dividends then Sarah is against it.
Discussion of why palin doesn't wear a wedding ring
ReplyDeletecajun2
And how many times has someone tried to take it off her hand? Could be why she doesn't wear it in crowded places..
ok, that has to be the winner for the most imaginative excuse anyway, lol
Are you saying Todd pawned?
DeleteBrian Pridgen > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeletePretty and smart. She got my vote.
Brian I do agree with you that Sarah is smart, but not when it comes to politics, history, energy, world affairs and everything else a person who strives to be relevant in politics needs to know. If you want to talk about running scams and getting people to donate to her PAC by just saying she is thinking about running for a political position then not run and keep their money, then yes Sarah is smart. As far as pretty goes, sorry Brian I don't see what you see.
Connie Brumley > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteIm sorry but why dont you wear any rings?
Connie according to the stories in the internet, Sarah threw her original wedding ring into dead lake Lucille when she was mad at Todd. My guess is that the second wedding ring that Todd gave Sarah may not fit her because of her weight loss or Sarah is mad at Todd and is not wearing it. There are questions if Todd really paid for her second wedding ring or did Todd pay for the ring with his allowance from Sarah which means Sarah may have paid for the ring herself? Does anybody know the real story about Sarah's first wedding ring?
Did Sarah and Todd elope and their families were not aware of it and their wedding was witnessed by strangers? The story in the internet is that Track was born 8 months later. Was Track a premie baby or ......?
DeleteTrack was Curt Menard's son, Todd was the substitute Daddy.
DeleteTrack was not early. Sarah, like her own mother, and Bristol, was pregnant before any ceremony took place. You know, those good Christian values at work.
Deletesally, grow up.
DeleteAnon 631, people who lie about strangers paternity are sick sick beings. You're providing hurtful libel on an innocent, deceased man and his family.
7:53 PM THE TRUTH HURTS. Prove us wrong. What, you can't? We didn't even mention Piper's Dad, Brad Hanson. BWAHAHAHAHA.
DeleteSimona Belhaj > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteI love you Sarah! You are an inspiration and I would love to meet you one day. My husband and I watch all the Alaskan reality shows, Buying Alaska, etc. Hey, plan on making any trips to Hawaii?
SB if you are ever in Arizona maybe Sarah wouldn't mind if you look her up. As far as Hawaii goes, she may visit for a couple of days but according to her father, Sarah had issues and was uncomfortable there for some reason. I read what her father said was the reason but I don't want to hurt your feelings
Another Kool drinker from the Palin cult trying to piss us off. Sorry, but reading your comment tell us all we want to know about you. These people are complete idiots and truly are cult member's. I looked up 'cult' in the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the definition of a cult describes these people perfectly.
DeleteFuck duck dynasty and Sarah plain to with their racist asses
DeleteTaia Frohman > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteSarah you are getting way to thin !
Taia are you sure? Others are saying she should lose some more weight.
Myrna Dowdy Beavers > Sarah Palin23 minutes ago · Sarah, I really enjoyed meeting you in Roanoke, Va. Would love to know if you go back to the AG church that has a new pastor
ReplyDeleteMyrna you are asking if Sarah will go back to your chuch? Well ummmmm I don't know what to tell you. As Todd said one day "What's in it for us?"
Oh, maybe Sarah could BE the new pastor's helper? Lead hymns? Bristol could dance. Willow can do hair for the congregants. Todd can ride his snow machine around after services and give rides to the kids. Piper could bake cupcakes, and Trig and Tripp could be altar boys. A real family Christmas...think of the photo ops, Sarah!!
DeleteMyrna, are you saying Sarah has a dowdy beaver?
DeleteRobertn Hester Farmer Hickman > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteI wish to goodness you were our Vice President to this day. You inspire me so much!!!I
What can we say Bobby, more people wished Sarah wasn't our vp. Maybe because she didn't inspire a lot of people with her hate speeches, rhetoric and lack of knowledge?
To show you what kind of knowledge Sarah has, how come Sarah who has been a mother for over 20 years can't even roast a turkey. Why would Sarah first carve the back of the turkey to serve her family? There's no meat on the back.
DeleteObviously DD only cares about ducks and etiquette. Are they tea bags? Anti-turkey bigots. They should be laughed out of business and required to be on Palin's diet for life.
DeleteI've never watched "Duck Dynasty", and from the looks of things, it looks like a rip off of Hee Haw. But I can see why Sarah's so attracted to it. Anything with "nasty" in it and Sarah's there like a moth to a flame.
ReplyDeleteDING DING WE GOT A WINNER
ReplyDeleteAnonymous6:01 PM
And Mary, you cannot even imagine how horrified Sarah Palin would be to wake up and find herself in the White House, expected to LEAD people! She's no leader, she's simply a heckler. She couldn't even stick out the four years of a term as Governor of the U.S.'s second least populous state. It was way too demanding for her, not to mention it was nowhere near lucrative enough. What on earth makes you think, Mary, that Sarah would LET you pay her way into the White House even if you were richer than both Koch Brothers? There she would face an infinitely more demanding job than she did as governor, and only make $400,000 a year. That is chump change to her.
Gryphen, the dusty museum comment was duly appreciated...I had a rough weekend and the laughs were truly good for me.
ReplyDeleteI know I was supposed to email you this weekend but I just couldn't drag ass to the office yesterday like I meant to. I promise I'll do better tomorrow. (When I have to go to my office whether I want to or not, due to it being Monday)
I'm also going to call the anchorage hospital in the morning and get the duty rosters for those same days. Wouldn't it be fabulous if we could show in black and white how CBJ could not possibly have delivered any baby in Palmer that morning because she was smack in the middle of a 12 hour shift in anchorage?!
Although as with every other baby gate "revelation"...it will probably be summarily ignored by the MSM.
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DeleteOdd photos. The Ducks don't seem all that thrilled to see the Double Breasted Alaskan Dingbat.
ReplyDeleteTo people who know her, she's very genuine. and funny. and sweet
ReplyDeleteSo you're confirming that to people who don't know her, she's phony, has a stick up her ass, and is a bitch.
Delete7:44 PM Obviously you DON'T know her, Troll/Stalker.
Delete...genuine? Yes, of course, she is an absolute Genuine Fraud.
Delete...funny? She provides an endless amount of stupidity as she talks and babbles on, but has no idea of reality.
sweet? She is anything but sweet...Oopsie. Sorry, yes, she acts "sweet" if you are buying her faux books, or any, all of them. Sarah loves the money...but could care less about the person buying them..
For Godsakes come back or go to reality! The reality of this very stupid, illiterate phony is to get as much money as possible as she grifts the sad, sad fans. The only reason she smiles at book is because she's adding up the take-home money. Unfortunately, there's been slim pickings.
Sarah Palin is falling apart as she "mysteriously" loses weight. She thinks she's just as cute as can be...but the odor is not fresh or healthy. How many times can she wear that fungus ridden black jeans? EEeewwww!
Trig is their beloved angel.
ReplyDeleteWhat complete and utter bullshit. Trig is a human child with very real physical, mental and emotional needs, not some ethereal mythical creature. As the woman who claims to be the mother of this special needs child, Sarah Palin has shown very little inclination to bother with his needs, aside from the most basic ones; he has long since outlived his brief usefulness to her. Todd Palin, AKA Pimpman, does seem to show some human feeling for Trig, but not enough to act like a real man instead of Sarah Palin's chief purseholder and overgrown obsessive snowmobile freak. Trig is treated more like a pet animal than a child, and his special needs are just ignored.
DeleteNasty describes Mrs. Palin accurately, IMO.
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ReplyDeleteDING DING DING WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER
What can we say Bobby, more people wished Sarah wasn't our vp. Maybe because she didn't inspire a lot of people with her hate speeches, rhetoric and lack of knowledge?
Her entire grifting business plan relies on appropriation. This is just another example.
ReplyDeleteKathy Bobathy > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteMs. Palin, do you wish the good people of Israel a 'Merry Christmas?' Is your book a big seller there? I hope so. You're so awesome!
That's interesting Kathy. Didn't know Sarah was hawking her books in other countries. But hey if they have money, why not?
Melissa Rieck > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteWhere you headed to next? I'm trying to find your schedule to see if you are heading to California.
Melissa you asked if Sarah is going to California to push her books? As the saying goes, there's gold in them thar hills. Which means Sarah will mostly like stop in Regan Country, California.
Can't for the life of me figure out the appeal of these duck-dudes.
ReplyDeleteI've tried watching because so many claim to be fans and also proclaim that they transcend politics, but I find them totally BORING. They aren't offensive, but also do not seem to have engaging personalities nor real wit. I find the older woman (mother, wife?) to be close to offensive.....for some reason, she DOES seem obnoxious to me.
From what I understand most are former drug/alcohol addicts and were only "saved" by Jesus. Hopefully, they are more authentic than Palin, but that wouldn't mean much.
Well, there goes their show. Right down the shitter like everything else the idiot touches. Look for a cancellation or some scandal to pop up that forces these folks to bow out of their show.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/ has a blind item today that can only be Sarah Palin and everyone is guessing correctly.
ReplyDeleteWho else can it be besides Palin. Wow.
DeleteI hope Gryphen does a separate post on this bit of "news". Might be interesting to see what comments pop up.
Delete" I dare say it would be worth millions. " Palin is too protected, too many rules and monitors that won't let any reality close to her. You can't even make a relevant, polite comment or inquiry, delete, delete, delete. Only her enablers are allowed in the inner circle. No one in Alaska will photograph any of the Palin family, unless it is staged. It must be the same in Arizona. California, too. No one cares she is a has been celeb she can do all the whatever she wants and look like death warmed over. You can only say how beautiful and healthy she looks and her dress is top of the line rah, rah, rah. Media sucks.
DeleteDoes she only OWN ONE fargin pair of black-jean pants or what? I know she has more then one belt-buckle but come on with appearing in the same pair of baggy ass hip-hugger pants for photo-op after photo-op.
ReplyDeleteDoes she even take them off to wash the darn pants?
And what's up with half of her shirt being out and half of it tucked in? Does she not see how ASSinine she looks?
Oh yeah, and her asswipe-slaves can't even tell that the DS kid sitting on her lap is NOT even her prop Trig. They're all like, "Oh Sarah, what a sweet boy you have. He's growing up so fast yada, yada, yada. Blah, blah, blah."
And the DD peeps are not impressed with the witch in the least bit. Even Phil isn't buddying up to her nor is Mrs. Phil.
--GypsyGirl
I don't think this is any surprise...the DD patriarchs were admitted alcoholics and adulterers who purportedly found Jesus and all their sins were wiped away. At least one of the old geezers is pro-life with no exceptions. Add in camo, guns, reality show fame and these are practically Sarah's next of kin.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know one of the guys from ZZ Top was on this show.
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