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| "Let me know when to drop the two plastic orbs to ring in the new year!" |
I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas! Gear up for a great new year, and I'll see you on Fox's New Years Eve Special to talk about joyous resolutions for 2014!
Oh yeah THAT'S the way you want to welcome the new year, by scheduling an appearance by the person who helped demonstrate what was wrong with the last year.
And by the way who is even going to see her? After all considering the demographic for Fox News unless they drop the ball by 6:30 pm the vast majority of their audience will be passed out in their Barcaloungers before Palin shows on their TV screens in her hooker shoes and fright wig.
I saw part of some special on Fox the other day that essentially featured the hosts interviewing each other and trying to convince the viewers they are not a propaganda wing of the Republican/Tea Party.
The whole thing was kind of sad. And not just a little bit creepy.
P.S. Oh by the way the rest of Palin's post was an attempt to pimp Bristol's blog ghostwriter's attempt to smear a MSNBC host. Not really worth my time to refute their pathetic attack however.
Maryline Blackburn started this craziness by defeating Sarah Heath for the Miss Alaska Title. Sarah's new symbol is *****. She uses it on her latest Facebook 'Look at meeeeee on Fox New Year's Eve'. Sarah, up ***yours, Skank***. I am sure that she will change her *** symbols for her future Trolling.
ReplyDeleteYou bet Maryline did. Been saying it forever. No matter WHAT you do, $arah, you lost to BLACK people. TWICE for what mattered to you. Good for a screw is all you'll ever be.
DeleteGood for a screw? Who really wants the Stench?
DeleteYour mom is always willing. She sells her body so you can say in her basement.
DeleteOff topic but we got Teri Schiavo part two: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/30/22114290-brain-dead-teen-to-remain-on-life-support-pending-appeal-by-family?lite
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought that Mrs. Palin was going to end up being the next Shaivo.
Deleteactually medically they are completely different, this girl is deceased, dead. Terri Schaivo was alive, but being fed against her and her husbands wishes. While severely brain damaged, Terri was still alive.
DeleteIf $carah gets her hooker heel caught in one of those grates, her leg would snap like a twig. Hardly "toned, runner's legs" are they?
DeleteFor me, "persistent vegetative state" and "brain dead" is a distinction without a difference.
Deletegood blog on it from a Dr. http://bit.ly/1dma90Q
Deleteand there is a facebook page full of "Sarah's Tards" Save Jahi or whatever...they are all full on brain dead also too! This is most ridiculous a cadaver being kept on life support. Sickening.The mother is ...of course griftin' funds...b/c gawd will make Jahi walk on water...oh fuck! gawd again...
anon @6:20pm
DeleteThat is exactly what this family is doing, grifting for money using the body of their dead child.
@Liz I, the big distinction is that medicade will not pay to keep a dead body on a vent.
What a nightmare! Where's Sarah, herself, defender of liberty, death panel destroyer, multimillionaire and defender of Teri Schiavo about twenty years too late? Come on, Sarah, have a heart! Imagine the postage and massive tax write off! Imagine the Obama Bashing! Imagine the money pouring into Sarah PAC! At least show up and give out copies of your new book.
DeleteWWJD? What Would Regan Do?
Y'all are some cold assholes.
DeleteJoyous resolutions? From that nitwit? Like I "resolve to tell the truth about Tri-g..., resolve to tell the truth about Glen Rice...I resolve to tell the truth about Track's biological father..." Sheesh...can't wait.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, where's that book from the skank that she said she was 'writing' letting the world in on her family's healthy recipes and how they all stay slim and trim and how they maintain their 'energy'? Remember that? Oh, that's right...that went up in meth smoke when she, Brisdull and Willdoanything were photographed standing in front of a can of '5-hour energy' and a Red Bull can. Credibility? Not so much.
It's hard for Sarah to write a book about healthy eating when her daughter posts a photo of Trippp, asleep with his stash of candy.
DeleteShe must have discovered that it's illegal to publish meth cookbooks.
DeleteHEY METH QUEEN! YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' ANYBODY!
She looks like a cheapo..
ReplyDeleteMan what a drag..she's a joke! And this was supposed to be the vip? OMG!
She is full on retard Methqueen complete with the "Q sign".
Deletelol!
Keep "drag" out of it, drag is an artform best left to the professionals, not the loon in the photo. j/k
DeleteSorry Anita, my apologies. I couldn't find the words to describe her "look" lol....i think she thought she was wearring her professional looking "ensemble" for her first day back at FAUX news. I should not have used drag in any case since I have "drag" friends.
DeleteThat can't be right! That picture of that cheap-looking wanna be Barbie-look-alike can't really be the mother of the born-again-pregnant-again-virgin. That picture has got to be photo-shopped!
DeleteI mean the woman tries to dress like a teen but this is just going too far. lol
By the way, I bet she doesn't have this picture posted on her facebook...or maybe she does!!! No CLASS or DECORUM whatsoever! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry Trig, your grandma Sarah won't be seeing you on New Year's Eve and Day.
ReplyDeleteYour grandma has to satisfy her own narcissistic fucked up personality.
The good news is that Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor will lead the Times Square ball drop. Sarah Palin & Fox...pffft.
ReplyDeleteHey,Karma do us a favor and put "New Years Eve Crystal Ball Sites" on Sarah's wig? Please?
DeleteWhee Dogee! Saree's gonna be on the Telly Vision. It'll be a fap-a-thon for the 80 and older crowd of longtime-no-stiffy C4P shut-ins. Bless their hearts.
ReplyDelete"Longtime-no-stiffy"...LMAO!
DeleteCalling my broker.... raise my stocks in Viagra, Cialis and Heart stents. ASAP
DeleteWill Sarah wear her fake titties?
ReplyDeleteYou betcha!
DeleteTwo Sarah's
Deletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_29_shKT4Elw/TBXQ04KYgQI/AAAAAAAAKVY/3a7HpFb6nbo/s1600/Palin_work.jpg
That photo will go down in history. I crack up every time I see it. Looks like she has something up her ass and is trying to levitate out of it.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's sad that anyone would to that to oneself. But, she is (well) over 21. ROFL
Doug Crawford > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeletewe love you sarah
Who is we Doug? You and your inbred family?
I love that you do these and your commentary is always funny, thanks.
DeleteHey Sarah Palin where did Trig come from?
ReplyDeleteNot sure. The stork brought him.
DeleteTrig was her "gift from God" just like the Immaculate Conception doncha know?
Delete5:48, "virgin birth" is the term for which you are searching, not "immaculate conception," which is the Catholic belief that Mary was conceived without original sin on her soul.
DeleteSarah found him in a gift wrapped box under the Christmas tree. Trig is the gift that keeps on giving. No, wait. That was good for 2008 and 2009. After that, he got too big to drag around as her prop. And, people would notice that he has not had much therapy. He doesn't wear his glasses.
Delete@7:45 . Pope Pius IX proclaimed this doctrine of the Immaculate Conception of Mary on December 8, 1854. He made up that shit, It is not in the bible nor anywhere else. Mary was an ordinary person, born of ordinary parents. If original sin is passed to the child through birth, then Mary would have inherited her parent's 'original sin'.
DeleteWould anybody claim THAT as their Wife, or Mother? Sarah is a Joke and is laughed at by almost everyone, except those who are silly.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Sarah has grandchildren too, also!
DeleteAll without benefit of marriage. Not that there's anything wrong with that, is there? -:)
Delete5:47 PM Only if you are a Liar about your Christian beliefs.
DeleteAnonymous 4:54 PM, They are so stupid and classless, they probably think she looks good and are proud of this F@#d up picture.
DeleteAlex Dodson > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteThank you for being a true patriot. I and my family hope you still fight for us.
Alex it all depends on how much you give to Sarah.
Alex
True patriots marry and encourage secessionists? Alex, you're confused. Sarah is fighting for Sarah.
DeleteShe has to know that people think she is bulimic or anorexic,right? I mean even people her own age. As a person that works out pretty hard and is only a few years shy of her age I have to say she is just an emaciated bone rack with no muscle tone or mass and looks just about ready to die.
ReplyDeleteNO ! ! ! We'd lose our best undercover Democratic operative.
DeleteI'm in the same boat, only a few years her senior. She looks like she could stand to lose about thirty pounds. The fake tatas don't count.
DeleteAt this rate, she'll be morbidly obese in four months. wink wink
All of the Fox people were interviewed for a Christmas special, which included Sarah. Since she was dressed in black and wearing a red scarf, it was easy to date her interview to the time she appeared in NYC, wearing the same outfit, in NYC to promote the roll out of her Christmas book. I'm sure that Fox already taped their interview already. Happy Holidays. And, no, I'm not staying home to watch Sarah. I hope that everyone has someplace better to go than to plop in front of the TV set.
ReplyDeleteKen Hitchcock > Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteSomeone please tell me why Obama has not been impeached?
Duh, Ken maybe because he is a great president?
President Obama doesn't quit when the going gets tough.
Ken probably pisses on himself all the time. There is nobody there to tell him how to do it right. It's her base.
DeletePeaches are out of season, Ken. Try again next winter!
DeleteA blow up doll has more gravitas than this idiot. This image captures her nature perfectly. What is sobering, however, is she has a cult following who 'love' her... spooky.
ReplyDeleteI think that it is only fitting for us to offer our own joyous resolutions for 2014! We can offer our suggestions for resolutions for the Palin Family:
ReplyDelete1. Bristol WILL finish her skin care course.
2. Bristol and Willow WILL open their own special salon.
3. Piper will dress and act in an age appropriate way.
4. Tripp will spend more time with his father.
5. Trig will get therapy on a regular basis.
6. The Palins will stop posting family pictures while explaining that they are very private people.
7. Sarah will try to say one nice thing about President Obama before he leaves office. (And, no, "President Obama is leaving office" is not an acceptable comment).
8. Todd- oh, Hell, just go out to the lodge and keep out of the headlines
9. Sarah will dress modestly and appropriately, LAUGHING OUT LOUD. NEVER, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
10. Sarah will actually say, "Happy Holidays."
Of course, we should be making our own joyous resolutions:
1. I will not make fun of Sarah Palin. (Joke. I wonder how many hours I can last before breaking that resolution. Sarah Palin is God's gift to comedy).
And the Democratic Party.
DeleteI can't imagine anyone better for the Witch of Wasilla to team up with than Phil Robertson.
DeleteHe of the, "gays like anus", "blacks loved Jim Crow" and "guys, just marry 15 year old girls" quotes
That's a match made in heaven dontcha' know, cuz Jeebus just loves racist, bigoted pedophiles,
and $arah should feel right at home.
$he left Hawaii cuz too many folks there were colored, or asian, or weren't rill 'Mericunz.
She loves her some gay hatin' rhetoric from Phil "duck dick" Robertson
She at least tolerated Tawd's little prostitute bizness , and I'll bet some of those girls were less than 18.
Oh, well, boyz will be boys, dontcha know?
It is funny that the Bots take Joy Reid's Pretender so serious. They don't have anything else. What would Nancy or Sarah have to say about Benghazi? May she open up at her next Faux session. She has plenty of time to prepare for a flawless performance and find her cleanest wig.
ReplyDeleteI would so love to hear what the FOX folks 'really' think of Sarah! Betcha Greta is really getting sick of her and the fact she has to appear as though she is still supportive. O'Reilly? For sure, he thinks her an idiot!
DeleteHannity - he's using her...even though he's not the sharpest thing on the block at FOX!
So is Mama Grizz going to pass the crack pipe to her Fox buds?
ReplyDeleteI bet two-toned Tawdry is happy, she can't wreck his night with his pregnant girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteOr boyfriends
DeleteYou telling us Todd doesn't use condoms and facecloths like he did with Shailey Tripp? Thought that dumbshit would have learned by now.
DeleteWhy buy condoms when finger cots are cheaper?
DeleteI doubt Todd has screwed Palin in a long, long time. Can you even imagine having to do so? She's suppose to have cleanliness issues, so suspect the sex act not in the cards....reason he moved elsewhere.
DeleteTodd obviously doesn't always use condoms. He has a litter of kids besides the 4 that Sarah birthed.
Delete5:48 AM 2 of them by Curt Menard Jr.
DeletePalin's magic tricks are all gone... No invites to any glamorous NYE parties.. Just horseshit on Fox. She's probably scared someone will pocket her drink glass and run the DNA and a drug test.
ReplyDeleteShhhhh, 5:46! Don't alert her. Maybe our only hope of identifying Tri-g as NOT her biological son.
DeleteMy money's on Lis Hassledork. Someone on the View greased her palm! Or it could be Greta. Yeah, so much to be paranoid over Poor Sarah.
DeleteI saw an ad for CPAC 2014, and $carah was on it!! Have they decided she is welcome next year?
ReplyDeleteSarah what are you wishing for in 2014?
ReplyDelete1. Piper doesn't get pregnant.
2. You become president.
3. Todd doesn't bring home any more babies.
4. You become president.
5. Track finally moves out.
6. You become president.
7. Bristol stops whoring around
8. You become president.
9. Willow does something with her life.
10. You become president.
11. You discover the fountain of youth.
President of what? The PTA at Tri-g's school? There is no Presidential campaign for another two years, thank goodness!
DeleteAnom 7:07, I know that, you know that, but that retard who doesn't know what a vp does doesn't know that.
DeleteFollowing the Palin family tradition, New Years will be celebrated with a 30 second countdown to midnight followed by Bristol Palin's panties dropping to the floor in honor of another year of faked abstinence.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DeleteI
DeleteCan't
Breathe!!!
Tooo Funny, and so True!!!
In 2014 will Sarah Palin run anymore run for congress scams, run for president scams or ghost written book scams?
ReplyDeleteOr will she become a Christian and go straight?
What will Sarah wish for in the upcoming year?
ReplyDeleteLevi marry Bristol.
Ben marry Bristol.
Gino marry Bristol.
Joey marry Bristol.
Anybody marry Bristol.
Anybody who wants 4 kids marry Bristol.
DeleteShe's too ripe for the duck dude, pack it up and play old maid, Bristol. Joey likes Junk, but is he really "daddy" material?
DeleteEach time I need a good laugh I pull this picture up and the one with the chick-a-fill t-shirt...lol....this is some BIMBO! and she claims to be presidential or vice-presidential material! give me a freaking break! what a joke of a 50-year-old hag...lol
ReplyDeleteNothing says cheap white trash like Sarah Palin with fake tits and hooker heels
DeleteThis "hooker" one is my favorite. The queen of tards is trying to reproduce the iconic photo of Marilyn Monroe with the heat grates blowing her skirt. But someone kicked her "mark" (a wad of bubblishious chewed gum" off the grate. She's pondering how to get the "Wind" to come to her.
Delete"MAke a way for Sahhhhrrrrah, MAke a way"..... Rev Voodoo Muthee Witchdoctor.
Snort, AW!
DeleteI just LOVE how she sticks out her fake tits - and, at the same time, that sexy little pink tongue of hers! Of course, she has to have her smarter-than-her phone with her, and then she also has her hooker necessaries with her in that little white cloth bag.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Well, sorry @7:32, there is NOTHING sexy about Granny Grifter with the fake tits.
DeleteShe's an anorexic old lady with a sad case of drug addiction and mental retardation.
You can call her pink tongue sexy if you want, but I would imagine you'd need to be a 90 year old male in a wheelchair to consider $arah "sexy"
http://austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/palin9n-2-web.jpg?w=640
4:31 : in case you missed it: I meant it all in snark! That's why I put the big BWAHAHAHAHAHA at the end. :P
DeleteAnonymous7:32 PM
Delete" . . . and, at the same time, that sexy little pink tongue of hers! "
I have never seen a picture of Palin with a pink tongue. Her tongue is always COATED a slimy white - an indication of a toxic body.
Seeing Palin's slimy, white coated tongue makes one want to retch. And she truly is a wretch.
Oh my!
ReplyDeleteThe power of collage...google search for: "sarah palin belmont stakes picture"
https://www.google.com/search?q=sarah+palin+belmont+stakes+picture&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5UjCUoiJE6a6yQHi0oDACw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=2133&bih=1045&dpr=0.75
OMG the fifth row down furthest left in the pink.
DeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
for the win! http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2011/02/palin-goofy-new-490.jpg
Delete+1
DeleteWAIT A MINUTE!!! $he is NOT on this lineup, but the Ducksters and his wife are!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/30/willie-robertson-duck-dynasty-fox-news_n_4521281.html
She is on the cutting room floor. If they give her any time on air to embarrass Fox it will be fleeting seconds.
DeleteGryphen, the picture above will kill any political aspirations Palin will have from now on. There is no way in HELL the Republican Party will allow that pile of shit on a ballot.. Nicolle Wallace was so right. Sarah Palin is her own worst enemy!
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteAnonymous7:10 PM
Nothing says cheap white trash like Sarah Palin with fake tits and hooker heels
And her fucked up dysfunctional uneducated grifting fake Christian family.
I am being nice. Those were complements.
Sarah is dressing the way that lots of NY women dress. They work on the street, too, but their best time is at night.
Delete5:56 PM
ReplyDeleteNot to be disagreeable, but I've never personally witnessed Ham Hock Bristol Meth® wait for 30 seconds to strip down and munch on a Tasty Tube Steak ©.
In Palmer, what does Bristol say when she is ready to take a few passengers on a train?
"Moo."
Seriously, it's hard not to laugh in her face when she starts smacking those fish lips, trying to be sexy and suggestive. She's usually too drunk to even realize how indiscreet she is while trying to pretend to each guy she's gonna blow that she "never does this" and that "he's special". Same story to 5 or 6 guys in the same evening, and she really believes she's fooled each one. Junker, enjoy the leftovers. I hope you haven't actually kissed her, man.
Sarah is that you?
DeleteSeriously, it's hard not to laugh in her face when she starts talking and her Jay Leno chin starts flapping.
DeleteCan anyone ID the man with stache, hat and grey shirt with dark jacket? He is looking at his hand (cell) by the window with tree in foreground. Sarah is with her cell and a red square pillow standing next to Bristol. Like the mystery man, Bristol is also looking at her cell.
DeleteOld picture of Joey Junker with face hair
Deletehttp://assets.poponthepop.com/photos/large/joey-junker.jpg
It's going to be fricking freezing in those concrete canyons! Now I know why the weather people have been shooting those bullets, ringing them bells, and sounding them alarms. Frigid Sarah, oh my!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, half her followers squat, a quarter are octogenarians who consider 7pm "late" and a quarter of them a "purchased in bulk".
Watch what you say, Sarah tonin, bunch of Atheists with liberal lawyers in NYC!!!
Who watches TV then? I know I don't - celebrating w/friends!
ReplyDeleteIf I did, least of all would be w/Sarah Palin. Can you imagine bringing the New Year in w/an idiot and evil woman like her? God, what a horrid way to begin 2014. Get a grip, Americans!
Thar is just sumthang bouts a man with a red truck... Bristol
ReplyDeletehttp://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i182/indicagoddess/redneck.jpg
LOL, that's the base image for "Almost Politically Correct Redneck":
Deletehttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/almost-politically-correct-redneck
That one is sexier than her new ride.
DeleteThis is the question for Sarah Palin on New Year's morning.
ReplyDelete"Sarah it is 3am New Year's day, do you know where your children are?
No?
How about your husband?
What husband?
DeleteThey are not married and have not been married since before Shawn Cristy was arrested. All the court paperwork is signed by Sarah Heath.
DeleteYEP, the grand facade! Takes a lot of a dinero to be that purse holder, doesn't it, Tawd? Bristol's new ring photo was a pile of poop to keep the money coming in.
DeleteBristol what is your 2014 New Year's resolution?
ReplyDelete8:33 Well, Brancy has not told me the answer to that yet. I can not think for myself, so Brancy will write it for "my" blog, then read it to me.
Delete8:33 AM To have only 1 Baby all year.
Delete++++1
DeleteMaybe if she gets bigger boobs, more people will watch the boob.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin - titty-titty-bang-bang...
ReplyDeleteThat photo needs to be put up on every website when discussing Sarah Palin. Does FOX News have the photo? Has anyone sent it to them of their 'retard'?
ReplyDeleteShe is NOT on the NYE lineup! The duck guy and his wife are, but NOT the thrilla from Wasilla!!!
ReplyDeleteperhaps the idjit thinks she's married to Phil.
Delete"Some" are saying that Palin will become a preacher due to being such a failure in politics and entertainment (except comedic!). Can you see her on the pulpit preachin' in that hooker look? Perhaps it would draw the old, fat white guys, but she'd have problems 'packing them in' otherwise!
ReplyDeleteShe's an idiot even without being on drugs or booze! What are her family members (doubt she is paying for 'advisers') thinking allowing her outside her hotel room in an outfit such as the one exposed in this photo? Fake boobs - shoulders back - boobs out - off balance in the platform shoes! What the hell are they thinking? It's so obvious the woman is on drugs or booze! She is a friggin' mess! She'll NEVER run again for a political office...all the opposition would have to do is run this photo w/all kinds of facts and data about her! She'd lose big time!
Oh there's PLENTY more reasons why she'll never run again. She CAN'T and she KNOWS it. Isn't that right, $arah? Chuckie Jr.? Nancy?
Deleteplease share!
DeleteOh there's PLENTY more reasons why she'll never run again.
DeleteBecause she is a fucking idiot.
It's funny, Mrs. Palin has, for her entire career and probably whole life has traded with the currency of sexual desirability and suggestion, yet to anyone with any understanding or insight into the real sexual nature of human beings she appears to be the polar opposite ,a cloying and unconvincing parody of a tart.She really does, as some of you have suggested, in these late years of her middle age, resemble nothing so much as a female impersonator, but even more so, a hillbilly Divine, a man playing a man playing a woman. Well anyway, a ghastly apparition,to be sure. Waiter, there's a transgender crankhead in my soup. Badaboom.
ReplyDeleteI have watched Sarah since the 2008 election, and she after she ditched her elected position that the good folks of Alaska 'blessed' her with, her style of dress, hair and makeup have decidedly changed.
DeleteIt's as if she is free to dress the way she probably always wanted to; to show off her legs, body, etc. The spike heels she wears, the skin-tight leather skirts and jackets - she couldn't wear those when she was in 'politics.' But now? The real Sarah has been unleashed. She's nothing but a cock-teasing skanky tramp.
The only time she was tasetfully dressed was after the RNC spent $150,000 on clothing for her and Jethro (McCain's aides name for Toad) They even bought clothing for her family. One of them should speak up. Maybe after McCain croaks, one of them will finally get sick of keeping his secrets?
DeleteOh heck yeah. Remember the "Proud To Be Valley Trash" tees? Creepy Molester Chuck's "World's Hottest Governor?"
DeleteGarbage. "Any of 'em, all of 'em."
You mean 250k+.
DeleteAlso these retards got caught hiding the clothes in garbage bags stuffed in the wheelwell of mccain's jet. Then when caught these clowns proclaimed they would donate the clothes but some bullshit happened with that too.
+1
DeleteKnow what I think? It was her consolation prize...Here's your fancy clothes, now fucking go AWAY. That's why she rails against the "elite" and became Tea Party. No one puts BABY in the corner.
DeleteOne of the Dynasty dysfunctionals is going to be on Fox News tonight, also.....Hmmm...Sarah, don't take Piper anywhere near them....
ReplyDelete(Phil Robertson is on YouTube telling 'Christian' men to marry girls when the girls are 15, 16!)
I wonder what Sarah has to say about that????
I wonder what Sarah has to say about that????
DeleteBoys will be boys, right Sarah?
Sarah Palin has a tv show
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin going on FOX for New Year's eve show
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SARAH PALIN CHRISTMAS BOOK TOUR?
Just like Gov Sarah Palin did to Alaska. Sarah quit her book tour.
DeleteGood Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas
DeleteAmazon.com Sales Rank:
Wait one.......
You won't believe it......
2331
Ranks 2331
DeleteDon't believe me? See for yourself:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0062292889/ref=mw_dp_mpd/191-6598347-3187622?pd=1
Price drop to $11.49 as well.
DeleteDidn't Sarah say she was going to continue her book tour after Christmas?
DeleteJust checked, 2331 ranking in books. No wonder the book tour is no more. Even the SarahPac funds couldn't save that POS Ghostwritten book. What a waste of money by the Publisher. Right*** Sarah?
DeleteMrs. Palin trying to pimp this "book" after Christmas would be stupid. It's toast. done. caput. trash.
DeleteMrs. Palin got her ugly mug on the tv, and paid already for the book, so what does she care?
I hope any future publishers take a good hard look at where their investiments are headed before they sign Mrs. Palin for another "book."
This is a week old... who knew Sarah was on Fox's pre-taped Christmas Eve special?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.newshounds.us/20131226_on_fox_friends_sarah_palin_warns_against_booting_god_from_public_square
Who did her hair, the family cat? What's all that crap around her neck, bus tokens?
DeleteWow! Mrs. Palin must have have left her hair dresser at home. What a rat's net!
DeleteNoticed a lot of lumps around her lower lip and chin. What's that from?
Her hands are skinny and huge, like giant claws.
Her nose is getting broader and broader - too much stretching of cheek flab?
See, Bristol, what happens when you muck around with mother nature? Except you started much earlier than Mommy Dearest, so I hope you marry a rich man or plastic surgeon.
Sarah if Glenn Rice impregnated you, would you have kept your biracial baby?
ReplyDeleteWould Todd still have married you?
8:17 AM Todd would have if the price was right. Sarah Palin will never escape the Glenn Rice saga.
DeleteProbably not since Curtis' parents would not have had a reason to pay Todd to marry Sarah.
DeleteTodd since you had sex sex with Sarah. Do you think she rode Glenn or do you think Glenn was on top?
ReplyDeleteGoing for the win with this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2011/02/palin-goofy-new-490.jpg
The derp is very strong in this one.
DeleteAww, since sarah's stupid ass war on Christmas bullshit doesn't fly with anyone other than her rabid rube following she's decided to declare war on the black women of MSNBC. She still can't get past losing to black women her whole life I guess. Anyone who doesn't think it's tasteless to name a black adopted child the African word for "black" isn't playing with a full deck. That would be like adopting a Hispanic child and naming him Moreno.
ReplyDeleteOr naming a Down Syndrome kid after his condition Trisomy G (TriG).
DeleteWe have a winner, 9:16!! So true! That should burn every American citizen's ass! Naming the child after the condition and then throwing that stupid Norse story in the naming for good measure. The woman is nuts!
DeleteGood Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas
ReplyDeleteAmazon ranking 2386
It's falling faster every minute.
Don't blink Sarah. It gets worse every second.
DeleteMrs. Palin doesn't care that the book failed. She got on tv and lots of people were fawning over her, she got paid, and she got to say lots of hateful stuff.... She's happy. The publishers? Maybe not so much.
DeleteSarah when will your book tour come to Wasilla? You might be able to sell a couple of books there.
ReplyDeleteShe was pushing her book on people at the Christmas Friendship dinner at the ice rink. Probably the only reason she went.
DeleteGood Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas
ReplyDeleteReleased November 12, 2013
What the fuck? Within one month Sarah Palin's shitty ass book is ranked 2386!
That's bad.... isn't it?
Why in the world would Sarah Palin stuff her bra like that when the world knows that she doesn't have any breasts? It must be some type of sickness?
ReplyDeleteBDD
Deletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder
This is how Sarah thinks of herself (photoshopped).
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x246/1966firebug/sarah-palin-fake-redo.jpg
Palin's reality without the Inflatables.
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/iaI7GA2J66Ql.jpg
Sarah Palin boobs when she said she was 7months pregnant with Trig (minus stuffing).
http://doylez.com/img/7-months-pregnant.jpg
Why did Palin forget to stuff her boobs to look like she was pregnant? Did she wait until she was looking for work at Fox?
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The Palin females like to stuff boobs.
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Palin females at same time in pregnancies (alleged that Sarah was pregnant)
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Amazon.com Sales Rank: 2386
ReplyDeleteThat can't be right.
Sarah Palin is loved by many.
The good news is that Sarah Palin's book is in stock.
DeleteIn other words they can't get rid of it.
First, I think all pictures that they post, including Christmas, probably allow them to write off what they wear and wr2 Christmas, what they bought. Second, New year, new wig?
ReplyDeleteSarah show America that you are not prejudice. Tell us about your one night stand with Glenn. Don't get too graphic like how you cleaned his pipe
ReplyDeleteNo, of course not graphic, not at all; we don't want to know too much because we're not voyeurs, are we......
DeleteBut it would be nice if we knew whether or not you enjoyed it, whether or not you had one of those "OMG I fucked/sucked a black man" come-to-Jesus moments, whether or not you still tingle a bit when you think about it, that kind of thing. Nothing really detailed, you understand; specific will do.
As I said, we're not voyeurs; of course not -- never, never, never. Just inquiring minds wanting to know.
Oh, before I forget: where the fuck is Trig's birth certificate?
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ReplyDeleteAmazon.com Sales Rank: 2386
That can't be right.
Sarah Palin is loved by many.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No that's number is not correct. It is 2440.
Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas ranked at 2440 is not bad considering that:
ReplyDeleteAmerica by Heart : Reflections on Family, Faith, and Flag is a lot worse:
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 150276
Sarah's book ranked at 2440 is not bad compared to:
ReplyDeleteOur Sarah: Made in Alaska by father and school teacher Chuck Heath Sr.
Amazon ranking is 590084
Sarah wished her Xmas book was at 2440.
ReplyDeleteIt is now ranked 2461
Wow! In about 20 minutes.
DeleteMega derp, big time in this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sarah-palin-indiana-pacers.jpg
Only author I can think of who's written more books than she's read. Gotta love that gal.
ReplyDeleteFashion Disasters: Sarah Palin Is Back, Dressed Worse Than Ever? Read more:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thegloss.com/2013/06/19/fashion/fashion-disasters-sarah-palin-snakeskin-shoes/
Sarah Palin opens up about the real Todd Palin
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Racist Rockin’ Eve: Fox is Having a New Years Eve Party with Duck Dynasty & Sarah Palin
ReplyDelete“Sarah Palin, ‘Duck Dynasty’ Clan to Ring in New Year on Fox News”, Breitbart News announced today. Sarah Palin and the Duck Dynasty ‘clan’ will be bringing in the New Year on Fox News, celebrating the values of hate that bring them together. Maybe “clan” wasn’t the best word choice. Or maybe someone at Breitbart is a subversive. ..
...Get yer guns and yer liquor, boss. Come hang out with those who have no sense of humor when they joke is on them, but taunt the President’s children under their right to free speech. The persecution is going to be high, so high, my patriots!
Extra points if you wear your sparkle stripper America short shorts with a very large cross so no one mistakes you for a sinner. "
http://www.politicususa.com/2013/12/31/ye-racists-bigots-fox-years-eve-party-sarah-palin-duck-dynasty.html
Nothing says hate more than sarah palin. I'm sure one of her "joyous resolutions" is to spread more hate, lies and divisiveness in the new year.
Looks like Mrs. Palin has found another star to attach her wagon to. I think I see where she is going with this.
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