Sunday, January 19, 2014

Candidate running for Republican Senate nomination in Alaska, sings in tongues in a steam room. I guess Alaska was just tired of Florida getting all of that attention.

Courtesy of Amanda Coyne:  

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Kathleen Tonn posted a rather unusual video on her Facebook page. The video shows Tonn, fully clothed in the steam room at the Alaska Club, singing in tongues in an attempt to convert another woman named Suzie, who is also in the steam room and “doesn’t know Jesus Christ.” 

In the video, Tonn says that “speaking in tongues or singing in tongues is very valuable because the message can’t be heard by Satan.” Tonn is a pro-life candidate. Her candidacy has received little attention so far compared to the three other frontrunners running in the Republican primary—Joe Miller, Dan Sullivan, and Mead Treadwell. That might change after the video gets around.

Okay in Alaska's defense let me just say....you know if you look at it.....the thing to keep in mind is....yeah I got nothing.

And here I never thought we could possibly come up with a more embarrassing Senate candidate than Joe Miller.

49 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Wow! And here I thought the South had the monopoly on nut cases.

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    1. Anonymous2:23 PM

      G you forget Judge Burgess (in the pocket of the Palin Mafia)
      and The Old HooHah herself, Her Heinousness Sarah Fucking Palin...

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    2. Anonymous2:24 PM

      Not by a long shot!

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    3. Anonymous2:35 PM

      Are there any "sane" people running for Senate there? Seriously?

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  2. Anonymous12:41 PM

    omfg

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      maybe Satan can understand acronyms either.

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  3. Anonymous12:56 PM

    okay, then....
    (...in the tones of Sheriff Marge from the movie Fargo!)

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  4. Anonymous1:02 PM

    Disinfecting the heart!
    Kathleen Tonn·175 videos

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6jL-aaee0&list=UUKgNrS8faLZM6ueTg6iahfw

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    1. Anita Winecooler5:52 PM

      Wow. Lots of cra cra! Does she send her tongue out for dry cleaning?

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    2. Anonymous8:00 PM

      There are some very strange videos. More disturbing to watch than Palin appearances imo.

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  5. Anonymous1:03 PM

    I want to know why Alaska has so many friggin' religious loony tunes? Sarah Palin immediately comes to mind - trouble is - she's even worse!

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    1. Anonymous1:44 PM

      It becomes clear after you spend a winter here.

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    2. Anonymous3:30 PM

      Alaska used to be a progressive blue state, until the pipeline construction began in the 70's and brought a bunch of Okies and Tx's people up here. Many of them stayed and brought their religious beliefs with them, thus became the sad downhill slide of AK from Blue Progressive to ass backwards Red Retarded. We weren't kidding when we displayed those bumper stickers that read "Happiness is a Texan heading south with an Okie under each arm".

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  6. The Holy Spirit can't do its work without some nut case singing in a steam room? Only if someone sings/talks without Satan overhearing can the Holy Spirit bring "deliverance, clarity and . . . knowledge" to a human? Sounds like Satan is the man.

    Christ in a handbag! (And I mean that literally.) Talk about having beliefs based on . . . . a pathetic void.

    The woman recipient would be better off putting her faith in Amazon and Jeff Bezos. (Whom I used to think was the Anti-Christ when Amazon started back in the day. But I have come to know Amazon in my heart and I have been SAVED!)

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:07 PM

      I was slow to fully appreciate the sheer awesomeness of Amazon, but now I can't stay home without it!

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  7. Chenagrrl1:09 PM

    So like the devil only speaks English, eh?

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    1. Anonymous1:43 PM

      Love this!!!

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    2. Anita Winecooler5:55 PM

      No "Press 2" option? Lucky Hispanics!!!

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  8. Anonymous1:10 PM

    She and Christine O'Donnell should get a room.

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  9. Chenagrrl1:13 PM

    This is like the Alaska version of the shower opera singer in "From Rome with Love."

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  10. Anonymous1:13 PM

    Is she one of Todd's prostitutes?

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  11. Anonymous1:16 PM

    I'm suddenly VERY grateful Sarah Palin never touted herself as a singer...

    -Oz

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  12. Anonymous1:36 PM

    And here I thought I'd seen some weird sh!t go on in the Alaska Club steam room.

    Going into one fully clothed would be a red flag for mental instability by itself.

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  13. All righty then.

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  14. Anonymous1:54 PM

    HOLY SHIT.

    These people are whack.

    -sjp

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  15. Anonymous2:15 PM

    She is bat shit crazy, Alaska!

    Glossolalia has been found in many religions, especially pagan religious. Usually, speaking in gibberish is supposed to arose a trance state, or religious ecstasy.

    Babies do it all the time! But grown ups usually learn to speak in sentences that are understandable to others.

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  16. Anonymous2:15 PM

    why can't satan sing? the whole thing is ridiculous and sad.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:03 PM

      I hear, if you play her backwards, it's Debby Boone singing "You Light Up My Life"

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    2. You win the internet today. The commenter who mentioned pregnant Sheriff Marge from FARGO was a close second.

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  17. Anonymous2:17 PM

    If she had encountered me in the steam room, I'd be calling the authorities to come and pick her up. Scary!

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    1. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Exactly. Or at least I'd be complaining to management to keep her crazy ass out of the steam room.

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  18. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Looney Tunes

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  19. Anonymous3:38 PM

    Not going to help convert the normal people, and hopefully not going to help her get elected for office

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  20. Anonymous4:01 PM

    Well....Sarah Palin can speak in tongues also too. Her church members do it all the time. They spoke in tongues when Muthee was praying over her. Why does this chick get coverage yet Palin didn't???

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:01 PM

      Did Squeaky Fromm Squeak in Tongues?

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  21. Not gonna lie, that creeped me out.

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  22. Anonymous4:36 PM

    Politico July 9, 2013
    " Sarah Palin opened the door Tuesday to running for Senate next year in Alaska.
    “I’ve considered it because people have requested me considering it, but I’m still waiting to see what the lineup will be and hoping that …
    there will be some new blood, some new energy,” the former governor told Sean Hannity during an appearance on his radio show."
    She also said she Palin said she has a “heart for service” and would consider returning to politics if she could
    “help the cause.”
    Of course a month later she did a 180 and implied that she wasn't going to run for the seat.

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    1. Anonymous4:58 PM

      Well, even Mrs. Palin can't beat the crazy that the steam room bitch displayed, and that is saying something!!

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    2. Anonymous7:03 PM

      She won't run...if she thinks it would be a cakewalk, she's absolutely nuts! She quit as governor for christ's sake! Begich would cook her goose and make her look like the idiot she has proven herself to be over the past years. Makes me laugh thinking about it!

      Would also be interesting to find out who has 'supposedly' suggested it to her. I suspect it was NO ONE. She's made it up. Betcha $100!! We already know she's a frigging liar and fraud!!!

      First thing she'd have to prove is that she is, in fact, an actual resident of Alaska!

      I would want two years of income tax returns from her, her birth certificate, a credit report, proof she has paid all of her real estate tax in Alaska, etc.

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  23. Anita Winecooler5:58 PM

    You know, it's a really screwed up world when you can't even take a fricking steam bath without the only screwball in the building fluttering around speaking in tongues.

    Keep the Faith, Lady. I mean it, keep it to yourself.

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  24. Anonymous6:14 PM

    My Dog, what do you put in the water up there?

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  25. Anonymous6:15 PM

    "...posted a rather unusual video on her Facebook page."

    G, if you ever interview this person, please find out if Satan reads Facebook. (asking for a friend)

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  26. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Well, I may have to join the GOP just so I can vote for her in the primary!

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  27. Ratfish7:17 PM

    Kathleen Tonn says: "At least I am not a witch."

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  28. Anonymous8:06 PM

    I understood one word. Just before the 2 minute mark she says Obama........seriously. He's living rent free in her head, just like he does in Sarah Palin's.

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  29. Anonymous8:15 PM

    In fact I'm pretty sure she said "vote for Obama".

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  30. Our Lad7:55 AM

    In defense of Mrs. Palin,really, I don't think that she sincerely believes much of the theology she espouses, I think it's part and parcel of her overall sociopathic hustle: she has learned how to imitate human responses and her response to same. She clearly has no belief system in which she truly invests, it's all for perceived effect and affect. What you see with her is not what you get, it's not there at all, there is no there there. Gotta remember, all sociopaths don't kill people and dump them in the bay, some are simply dull, unimaginative cyphers with no conscience, which probably best describes Mrs. Palin. She's no religious fundamentalist nor is she an atheist or agnostic or any other ist. She is simply a slow witted opportunist who would likely copulate on film if the price was right.

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  31. Wow! She sounds like the U,K. singer Kate Bush - on acid! Oy!

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  32. Anonymous8:07 AM

    Time for an update b/c she's baaaack!!

    “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. You like my trumpet? It’s a sound heard around the world,” Tonn said, before pulling a Bible from her briefcase.

    The assembly chairman asked Tonn to state and spell her name, which she elaborately did, ending the display with a bit of free association.

    “Tonn as in a ton of sin, a ton of judgment,” she said, as the chairman asked where she lived. “Hillside, where the sun was most of the summer. A ton of ‘nucular’ destruction.”

    “Since one of my brethren introduced the King James Bible, since I represent the Lord Jesus Christ the great I am, I’m going to add to your public document and your public record from the public document of the great I am,” Tonn told baffled officials.


    http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/watch-tampon-waving-woman-demands-officials-protect-her-right-to-speak-in-tongues-amid-anti-gay-rant/

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