Friday, January 03, 2014

Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Roberston is making plans to dump A&E and move to a Christian network.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:  

Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson may have emerged victorious from his recent spat with A&E, but the millionaire patriarch is already plotting revenge on the TV network behind his hit show and reportedly has a plan in the works to move his family - plus millions of dollars of advertising and merchandise revenue - to another broadcaster. 

Humiliated by A&E’s recent attempt to silence his conservative religious message, Robertson - whose Duck Commander business is worth an estimated $15 million - is secretly plotting to form his own TV production company so he can jump ship to a Christian channel more in keeping with his views. 

Robertson, 67, recently served a short suspension from the hit show after he made homophobic and racially insensitive comments in an interview with GQ. 

But a massive outpouring of support from Conservative supporters including Sarah Palin convinced A&E to take Robertson back or risk losing their most important cash cow. 

The Season 4 premiere of Duck Dynasty last August drew a record 11.8 million viewers and total revenues for 2013 are estimated at $885 million.

Yeah well if Robertson moves his show to a strictly Christian network he can kiss a demographic that size goodbye. And the same will be true for his income.

However on that last point the Robertson clan may have a solution. Guns.


The wily businessman is set to capitalize even further on his huge popularity with conservatives with the launch of his own line of Duck Commander guns, reports CNN Money. 

The Robertson clan have teamed up with Mossberg to create nine different shotguns, as well as two semiautomatic rifles and a semiautomatic pistol. 

The shotguns come in a 'waterfowl pattern' camouflage design and Mossberg has already begun shipping them to distributors.

I'm sure they will fly off the shelves, and right into the hands of angry Duck Dynasty fans. Well great so the next school shooting, work place murder, or mall massacre can work as product placement for the Duck Dynasty camouflage gun set.

What was it Robertson said about A&E again?

"A&E messed with the wrong redneck." Oh yeah.

220 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:11 AM

    Ah fuck.
    I wish they'd all just go start their own inbred home schooled nation and leave the rest of us alone.
    We will come to a civil war someday - not in my lifetime - but someday.
    We need to give these RWCNJ a section of the country to live in their own idiocracy before it gets to that point.

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    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      I vote give them Idaho and North Dakota and nowhere else.

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    2. Anonymous4:40 PM

      3:19 - Noo, not Idaho! I have family in Idaho and they're all pretty liberal.

      They shake their heads at the antics of the loons around them and watch what they say in certain public places.

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  2. Anonymous9:13 AM

    good riddance....never saw a more stupid show in my life

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    1. Sounds like you never watched any of the Palin Dumbass Dynasty family's fake reality shows. Me either.

      Gryphen's transcripts and the comments from intelligent readers at IM eliminate any need to watch their crap. Since none of the Palins' awful programs were ever renewed for a second season, apparently viewers and networks each agree that the Palin talent is nil. Based on anemic sales of their last 3 ghost-written books, even the bots have learned that the Palins are pretenders just grifting for themselves.

      If the Robertsons are foolish enough to allow the Quitter ® to drag them down, also, too, then shame on them.

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    2. Anonymous1:16 PM

      My considered opinion of him, his relatives, his show, his...everything: Who fking cares?

      The B.

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  3. Anonymous9:19 AM

    From the article:

    The family feature prominently in a series of ads for the new guns on Mossberg's website. In on of the videos Phil says:

    'Do you know what makes me happy ladies and gentlemen? To blow a mallard drake's head smooth off.'

    What a sick fuck he is.

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    1. Anonymous10:16 AM

      Psychopathic nut job who lives to kill things. He simply transferred the anger that he had against other humans onto innocent waterfowl. At least he hasn't ended up assaulting any more humans (that we know of), like he did that bartender in Arkansas. With little tiny defenseless ducks Phil knows he will always win the battle and end up feeling like a man for a few seconds. He's plainly and simply a predator that now calls himself a hunter.

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    2. Anonymous10:39 AM

      I've recently started watching one of those newer Alaska "survivor" type shows (can't remember name). This one features the lives of about 3 families as they struggle to survive various adverse situations.

      When the son of one of the "stars" expresses pleasure over the shooting-death of a wolf that had been plaguing their cattle, the father sternly admonished him. He said NEVER take killing lightly. Yes, it was good to have successfully protected their livestock or to otherwise kill for their survival, but one must always acknowledge the loss of another creature. That's an honorable man and I plan to watch more of that show.

      The Duck Dudes are just sickos. Like Sarah.

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    3. Anonymous10:39 AM

      No kidding!

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    4. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Want to bet that Dick Cheney watches this show? He loves to kill defenseless animals and birds, too. Mr Duck Sr. caters to the religious nuts who think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

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    5. Nothing says God like guns. Unless its a 15 year old wife plucking your duck kills - boy howdy, she's a keeper. Simple entertainment for the simple-minded.

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    6. Anonymous3:28 PM

      Them 15 year olds are only good for two things, plucking and fucking.

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    7. Anonymous4:19 PM

      "A&E messed with the wrong redneck."

      There are good rednecks?

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    8. Anonymous10:23 PM

      "... nothing better than blowing a head clean off."

      ~ Barstool Palin, reflecting on several first (and only) dates in her brief but fertile trial husband hunting days.

      Note to the REAL suckers who allow that cow to slob on your knob: make damn sure that perpetually preggo Mama-Ho swallows--- no runs, drips or errors. She's pretty desperate after all these hit n run fuck buddies that tap it and the disappear quickly before she gets their last names.

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  4. Anonymous9:20 AM

    The christian cable networks have minimal exposure, so Phil's ignorant rants will not be available to the masses. It's kind of a self-sensorship. Mossberg makes inferior, unreliable, firearms. Kind of what you will find the people of Walmart ogling while exposing their butt cracks for all to see.

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  5. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Don't let the door hit you in the ass, phil. Bye bye.

    (is that semi-automatic rifle really for duck hunting? Must be some monster ducks out in those swamps.)

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  6. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Maybe Sarah can get her little racist heart over there too! Christians are becoming sick of the sideshow but not enough to seriously complain. Go figure. It is all about the Tribe and Power and nobody will rock the boat and stand up to this hate-filled Christianity.

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    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      O/T, Jesse, but in the child custody case, is bp looking to file representing herself or Tripp as an AZ resident? Is that what the ref below is indicating? Just wondering.

      12/27/2013 Child Custody Jurisdiction Affidavit Bristol Palin (Defendant); ; John J Tiemessen (Attorney) on behalf of Bristol Palin (Defendant)

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  7. Anonymous9:33 AM

    What a shocker "christians" welcoming a homophobic, racist pedophile with open arms. I thought Jesus taught tolerance...does it ever cross these peoples' minds what hypocritical scum they are?

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    1. Anonymous10:36 AM

      homophobic, racist, pedophile? I think Phil will fit right in with the rest of the Christians.

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    2. Anonymous12:24 PM

      Folks like him and sarah have made Christians look like a reviled bunch of hypocrites. There really are good folks out there who are Christians, having people like this represent them on the national stage and in the headlines must break their hearts and make them feel such shame.

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    3. Anonymous3:28 PM

      12:24pm
      Certainly I've never met a "good christian" but I believe their bible says that those who do good should keep it to themselves, thus, the vocal ones are not to be considered "good christians".

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  8. Anonymous9:33 AM

    Watch: Tea Party guy comes completely unglued while defending Duck Dynasty star

    Phil Robertson is the new GOP Jesus. Robertson made it clear that he believes 15 and 16-year-old girls are better to marry than those 20 year-old hags. Arizona resident Rob Kinnison defended the Duck Dynasty star so vehemently that one almost forgets he’s talking about a friggin’ reality show actor.

    Kinnison calls one of the writers at Americans Against the Tea Party a “Marxist-zionist-piece-of-shit”, then goes on to call him a“borderline pedophile.”

    He becomes completely unglued. Some would see this as frightening....

    http://freakoutnation.com/2014/01/02/watch-tea-party-guy-comes-completely-unglued-while-defending-duck-dynasty-star/

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  9. Anonymous9:34 AM

    A Christian? My ass!!! More like a racist, anti gay, promotes getting a hold of young girls before they have minds of their own as young adults and now a gun seller!

    I can hardly wait until we are rid of these idiots!

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    1. Anonymous10:35 AM

      I like what the Christian Science Monitor wrote about Phil's comment about marrying a 15 year old girl....Is that legal?

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  10. Anonymous9:35 AM

    This is what’s wrong with gun fetishists in a nutshell. They intentionally set out to disturb the public and walk around with their AR-15s slung over their shoulders in suburban shopping malls, where there are children, then if you stop them, they act defiant as if something is wrong with the rest of the world. Gun enthusiasts push the Second Amendment as far as they can with arrogance, then find it upsetting when law enforcement stops them. Meanwhile, they want to cause an uproar which is why they’re running around with weapons strapped across their back in suburban malls.

    http://freakoutnation.com/2014/01/03/texas-gun-fetish-group-to-stage-armed-protest-again-can-only-count-to-the-second-amendment/

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  11. You go, Phil.

    And don't let the door etc.

    I'm sure your expertise and piddly $15 million will prevail over such a poor, little, insignificant cable network such as A & E.

    And all your mouth drooling, camouflage wearing, flatulent followers will be able to follow you to whatever cable company will carry your brand new production (which won't be able to be called Duck Dynasty since that title is probably owned by A&E, so get another catchy name).

    Now what Christian network is going to want to support Phil's gun-centric show? Family?

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    1. Anonymous10:26 AM

      I hear Dumbass Dynasty is not taken yet.

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    2. Anonymous10:34 AM

      A&E is a joint venture between the Hearst Corporation and Disney–ABC Television Group (both of which maintain a 50% ownership interest). Pat Robertson started the CBN. When it comes time for the lawyer to duke it out over DD's contract, who do you think has more power, influence and money? Robertson does not own his program because he didn't bother to form his own production company (like Oprah, for example). So, he really can't just pick up his show and take it where ever he wants.

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    3. Anon @ 10:34 AM, are you saying the Robertson clan might not be able to call their christian-cable-network new show "Duck Dynasty"?

      That'd be a hoot.

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    4. Anonymous11:00 AM

      Betcha the guy will NOT get out of his contract to move to a 'christian' network! It's called a 'non compete' clause which is normally noted for a specific period of time. Most large corporations use them!

      But, I'd truthfully love to see him and all the others supposed 'christians' move to the Christian network as I don't have it, don't want it and wouldn't watch it! Why? The majority you cannot believe as they do not live the lives of true Christians...i.e. look at the idiot Sarah Palin and her klan during the past years!

      What clowns!

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    5. Anonymous12:24 PM

      Here's a catchy new name: Phuck, Die Nasty!

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    6. Anonymous2:41 PM

      and sarah's new show can be called The Deadliest Snatch.

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  12. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Congrats to Phil on the Duck commander guns
    Get one asap
    They will sell out fast

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    1. Anonymous10:30 AM

      You'll shoot your eye out with that thing.

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    2. Anonymous10:50 AM

      Only the rednecks will buy them!!!

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    3. Anonymous12:04 PM

      thanks sarah, now go wash your hair.

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    4. Anonymous2:09 PM

      12:04 PM

      What hair? Oh, the wig. Yep, it's always nasty.

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  13. Anonymous9:57 AM

    ‘Duck Dynasty’ Exploits Gullible Redneck Fans With New Line Of Guns

    The Duck Dynasty franchise still seems to be reaping profits from their ever-gullible fans. After all, stupid people seem to be our only limitless resource these days. It was announced that the fake rednecks will be launching their own line of military style rifles. Phil Robertson, the head-pretend-redneck from Duck Dynasty shot the show into the stratosphere with his anti-gay comments. Robertson’s suspension, of course, appeared to be nothing more than a cheap PR stunt, when it was announced he would be returning. But watching the people from Fox News pretend to know something about the US Constitution and free speech was adorable.
    Fake rednecks now making more money off REAL rednecks.

    In another shameless attempt to get richer off of stupid southern rednecks, the Duck Dynasty clan is launching its own line of guns. It seems that gun maker Mossberg partnered with Duck Commander, the company owned by Phil Robertson. While this announcement came as a surprise to many, apparently some form of celebration of the bigoted comments given by the patriarch, in reality the partnership was forged back in June of this year. As a result, Duck Commander will release a bunch of shotguns and military-style rifles. The guns were prepared months beforehand, and have already been shipped out to various stores, although Mossberg’s spokeswoman failed to mention any retailers.
    Stereotyped rednecks a mass market commercial success, exploiting their stupidity.

    Most of us know that Sarah Palin is a media fabrication. Further, one whose sole purpose is to get rich off of criminally naive ‘baggers. Similarly, the manufactured Duck Dynasty Clan will do and say anything to make money off of the stereotype of ill-informed rednecks. Moreover, the Duck Dynasty clan could serve up a smoking hot turd (or Duck Dynasty spin-off), and their fans would be screaming for seconds with a side of pink slime. In brief, Mike Judge’s ‘Idiocracy’ is looking more and more like a heavy-hitting documentary.

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/01/03/duck-dynasty-guns-redneck-fans/

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    1. Anonymous2:12 PM

      "I'm not a witch. I'm a redneck. I'm you."

      ~ Sarah Palin, Quitter, Grifter, Failure

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  14. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Hackers took over the right-wing Facebook page that called for lynching President Obama and hilarity ensued.

    On Thursday, hackers swiftly took control of the page and began spamming it with goat memes. Seriously, they actually did that and it’s still going on. Don’t believe me? Enjoy the many screenshots below.

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/01/03/hackers-obama-lynching-facebook-page/

    LOVE THIS! Good to know that we can push back on all this hate and threats with just plain fun stuff!

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    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      Here's the original story:

      A right-wing Facebook page wants to lynch President Barack Obama and declare the day of his killing a national holiday.

      On December 30th at 1:09pm, right-wing Facebook page ‘America the next Generation‘ posted a picture that should spark investigations and arrests. The offensive photo shows the president with a noose around his neck. He’s about to be lynched and the words ‘The Making of a National Holiday’ are scrawled across it. The text above the post reads: “A holiday we could all celebrate as justice would be served.”

      Steve Marmel, a TV writer and producer with a left-wing Facebook page found the meme and posted it with the message, “Hey Secret Service, got another one for ya!” as shown here.

      http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/01/01/right-wing-facebook-page-obama-lynching/

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    2. Anonymous10:41 AM

      OMG, that is HYSTERICAL! What a complete and utter takeover has been made.

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    3. Anonymous10:48 AM

      I'm sure the government watches and investigates those that put up this type of nasty stuff regarding our wonderful POTUS - President Obama. .

      My opinion...the ones doing it should be tried for treason shot or hung themselves.

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    4. That is truly a thing of beauty.

      And kudos to Steve Marmel who reported the original page (and federal violation) to the Feds and continues to police Facebook for violations in the form of threatening our President. Good work, Steve.

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  15. Anonymous10:02 AM

    I'm sure A&E will have something to say about this. Like, NOT SO FAST. No way the duck fucks' contract doesn't have a non-compete clause that will prevent them from capitalizing on the controversy for a good long while.

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    1. I hope A&E's lawyers make those duckfuckers miserable.

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    2. Anonymous3:04 PM

      They shouldn't have welcomed him back in the first place. They all deserve what they get.

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  16. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Sarah Palin: Making government ‘irrelevant’ is goal of 2014

    She said on the Fox News broadcast, All-American New Year, that making “government as irrelevant as possible” was one of her top goals for 2014.

    http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/2/sarah-palin-making-government-irrelevant-goal-2014/


    Quitter Sarah Palin is good at making things irrelevant. Just look at her children and husband.

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    1. Anonymous10:28 AM

      If Sarah wants to make government irrelevant, I suggest that she call a press conference where she announces that she and Todd will not accept any Federal money for his native health care. In addition, I want her to include Sally and Chuck Heath, who will stand by Sarah and renounce their Social Security and Medicare. It's time for Sarah to start practicing what she preaches.

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    2. Anonymous10:30 AM

      Quitter Sarah Palin is good at making things irrelevant. Just look at Sarah Palin's Alaska comedy show.

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    3. Anonymous10:34 AM

      Quitter Sarah Palin is good at making things irrelevant. Just look at her book Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas












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    4. Anonymous12:02 PM

      She was a raging success when she quit an made Sarah Palin irrelevant.

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  17. Anonymous10:12 AM

    As all this kerfluffle did was further expose the cultural divide in this country. The duck family would be better served by a christian channel since that is their niche and they can further segregate themselves and their beliefs from the majority of the country. Good riddance, cloister yourselves on a religious network that most of us don't even have on our cable service, most of America with be thankful that you're not clogging up "our" channels.

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    1. Anonymous12:09 PM

      Since I first heard about them, that is what I thought. Let them go to a Christian network and free speech to their hearts content. I would like to see that happen if they aren't off the air completely. Old Phil may just be all hot air to stir up more crap. He now seems to be distracting so he doesn't look like a pedophile.
      To leave A&E, he would have to change the show's name, I think. I don't see him giving that up anytime soon.

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  18. Anonymous10:13 AM

    There is nothing remotely Christian about the neanderthal Duck Dynasty guy.
    Beaglemom

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  19. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

    Amazon.com Sales Rank:

    WAIT ONE.......



    5763

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  20. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Please tell me Quitter Sarah Palin hasn't quit on her book tour already?

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  21. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Robertson has a couple of choices. If he wants to preach, he belongs on Christian broadcasting. If it's about hunting, he belongs on a place like the new Sportsman channel-- along with Sarah, the great white hunter from the North. I don't see how switching to the Christian channel hurts his demographics. The Evangelicals don't seem to be practicing the teachings of Christ when it comes to loving their neighbors, treating their neighbors the way that they would want to be treated, feeding the hungry and healing the sick. I think that it would be interesting to see the statistics about how many people who claim to be Christians are also pacifists and how many are pro-NRA and pro-gun. While they preach about saving the lives of the unborn, they a real hypocrites when it comes to saving the lives of those who are already living. And if Robertson has made a mistake in choosing Christian broadcasting, I'll be glad to see him go.

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  22. Anonymous10:29 AM

    Sarah Palin wrote a new note: First Leg of the "Good Tidings and Great Joy" Book Tour.

    Nov 6, 2013

    Looking forward to heading out on the first leg of our "Good Tidings and Great Joy" book tour! I wanted to share with you some of the pre-Thanksgiving schedule and details. (More to come!) We look forward to seeing you on the road, having the opportunity to spread the positive message of this book and really share in the true spirit of the Christmas season. I promise we can make these fun events for all! While our schedule is pretty packed, we plan to stop by local charities that embrace the spirit of Christmas year 'round to thank them and highlight their good work. And you never know when we'll "Go Rogue" and pop up somewhere else. Merry Christmas! Can't wait to see you! 

    - Sarah Palin



    When someone mentions "The First Leg Out Book Tour" usually that means there is a Second Leg Of Our Book Tour.


    Hey Sarah what happened to the second leg of your book tour?

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    1. Anonymous10:42 AM

      I want proof that she stopped by local charities and actually donated funds to them. I'll betcha she didn't appear and assuredly didn't donate!

      Her book is a huge failure too!

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    2. Anonymous11:41 AM

      Sarah is the one-legged idiot challenging everyone to an ass-kicking contest.

      She's like the Monte Python Black knight, except she's unaware that was a comedy skit. We're laughing AT you Sarah, not WITH you.

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    3. Anonymous12:02 PM

      #5786

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    4. The second leg, from what I was able to find out (from visiting one of her sycophants' blogs) was her appearance at Liberty U December 4, then the weekend Fri/Sat/Sunday: the Billy Graham Library in NC December 6, Roanoke VA Dec. 7, and Monroe LA Dec 8 (where she met the DD clan).

      Then the following weekend 2-stop sojourn December 12-13 in Las Vegas. That was it. Five stops, not including Liberty U.

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    5. Anonymous12:30 PM

      She made an appearance with some dog people. I don't know any details. I doubt it amounted to more than a photo op.

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    6. Anonymous1:26 PM

      Does "going rogue" include cancelling an event and blaming the weather? How about handing out just enough numbers to cover book sales and disappoint some people-- They must have been disappointed for Sarah to be selling autographed copies of her book at Barnes & Noble's website at the same price as the book without the autograph. (How many people did she stiff? Oh, and those who did get to see her must have gotten three seconds of her time. Sarah only spent maximum two hours at any place).

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    7. Anonymous4:31 PM

      She doesn't have time to finish her book tour, she is working on that new year's resolution pyramid thingy.

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    8. Anita Winecooler7:08 PM

      The Duck Dynasty/Reverend Phil of the Wetlands is the perfect time for Sarah to pivot to her next venture:

      An Exercize , Diet and High Fashion Book

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  23. Anonymous10:30 AM

    OT, but funny:

    Fox news was reported to have the worse New Years Eve coverage among all cable networks. This little gem made it even worse:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/01/fox-news-new-years-eve-miami_n_4529273.html

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    1. Anonymous10:41 AM

      When will FOX News realize that the Sarah Palin Curse is nothing to play around with?

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      10:41 AM

      Not until they are both finished (soon).

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  24. Duck hunters are going to look at the Phil Robertson Duck Dynasty line of semi-automatic shoot-em-ups and say, "you gotta be kidding!" At least he's offering them shotguns.

    Hey, Phil, don't forget to offer a line of Kevlar vests and SWAT body armor.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      yep, and they're hunting duckies.
      They must have small dickies.

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  25. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin Inc is quietly planing her own family line of products

    Reuseable Pregnancy Tests
    Sex Tents
    Fake Pregnancy Padding and Scarves
    Track Palin Brake Line Cutters
    Willow Palin Home Remodeling

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    1. Anonymous11:04 AM

      HOW ABOUT PALIN FAMILY BOOKS:

      GED's For Dummies

      Drop Out Of High School And Become A Hair Shampoo Girl

      How To Try Out Trial Husbands

      How To Skip School And Go On Campaign Tours, Book Tours And Photo Ops With Mommy And Still Get Promoted To The Next Grade In School For Dummies

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    2. Anonymous11:23 AM

      How To Screw A Black Man In A State Provided Dorm Room Without Even Attending That College For Free For Dummies

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    3. Anonymous1:07 PM

      It Ain't Easy Being Stupid: How To Be Picked for Vice President Even When You Have an IQ of 83

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    4. Anonymous1:23 PM

      Therapy program for DS children, starting from birth.

      How to hire a ghost writer (written by a ghost writer)

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    5. Anita Winecooler7:01 PM

      Getting a No Bell Piece Prize for telling the TRUE story of Paul Revere.

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  26. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Quitter Sarah Palin is good at making things irrelevant. Just look at her children and husband.

    How about her book Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

    Release date:November 12, 2013

    Amazon.com Sales Rank: 5763


    The great Sarah Palin, Madam Mayor, Quitter Governor, Reality Joke, Loser VP candidate, Loser Beauty Pageant Contestant and local town retard's book went to #5763 on Amazon's list in a little over a month!

    That can't be true

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    1. Anonymous11:46 AM

      Um, I guess Sarah's book sales peaked a little early in the 600's on Amazon. Happy Holidays Sarah! lol

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    2. Anonymous2:21 PM

      #5879 now. If you want to snort beer/coffee/wine out your nose go read R. Wallace's review regarding his personal battle in the war against Christmas...he lost an eye. What a talented writer!

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    3. Anonymous5:42 PM

      ...Ultimately, this isn’t really even a book about Christmas. (Which explains how she worked in a few pages just to praise Chick-fil-A.) Christmas is just the façade she uses to write a longer screed against atheists, Muslims, Jews, and everyone else who doesn’t believe in her God and who thinks the First Amendment is worth fighting for. In her mind, if your family doesn’t celebrate Christmas just as she does, you’re part of the problem and you’re trying to take away from her happiness. That’s why there’s a chapter of family recipes at the end of the book — just so you could be a little more like her.

      I’ll say it again: She knows what she’s doing. She wants these bad reviews. She wants atheists to cringe as we read the book. She wants liberals to hate her. It all feeds into the character she’s created for herself, a character that offers no redeeming value in a pluralistic society, who exists solely as a lightning rod to attract the kinds of people who think this country is made worse as it gets more diverse.

      You have to be a truly repugnant person to have as much power and reach as Palin does, and then use it to slander people who don’t think exactly as you do and create even deeper rifts in an already-fractured society. Palin could’ve used this book to try and bring an end to the fake “War on Christmas.” She could’ve told the truth about why atheists fight Christian displays on public property. She could’ve refrained from taking cheap shots at people who don’t have the power that she does. She would’ve still had a bestseller. Instead, she used this opportunity to say the nastiest things she could about people on the other side of the aisle.

      I want to say this book deserves to be ignored, but it’s probably better remembered as another piece of Palin’s legacy, another example of her taking an incredible opportunity that the rest of us could only dream of and squandering it because she couldn’t control her spite, bitterness, and insatiable need to boost herself at the expense of others.

      http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/01/03/yep-i-read-sarah-palins-christmas-book-yep-its-even-worse-than-you-thought/

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    4. Sarah and her ilk are small-minded and insecure, and it is evident in their behavior. She had an opportunity for higher education, but was too lazy to take advantage of the opportunity. It's sad she's such a shitty parent that she hasn't inspired ANY of her children to graduate high school with their classmates (a couple of GEDs and a "Hair school" certificate, maybe) or even try college for a semester.

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  27. Anonymous11:00 AM

    He's too stupid to see that a&e are protecting him by censoring him. If he were allowed to spew the shit he wants to, they wouldn't be getting no 11 million viewers.

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  28. Anonymous11:07 AM

    He should go to the Christian Broadcasting Network, home of "miracle water", that is exactly where this kook belongs.

    The viewers have already proven how gullible they are, any network that would allow "miracle water" to be marketed on their channel has proven that they are just out to exploit their ignorant clientele.

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    1. Shouldn't they be on the channel with Sister Wives and Amish Mafia?

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  29. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Anom 10:29

    And you never know when we'll "Go Rogue" and pop up somewhere else. Merry Christmas! Can't wait to see you! 

    - Sarah Palin


    WTF? Can't wait to see you? It looks like Sarah Palin quit on her book tour like she quit on the good people of Alaska.

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    1. I suspect the publisher quit on her. Why pay for a tour if it is clear that it is not working?

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  30. Crystal Sage11:30 AM

    Didn't I see that Franklin Graham chided Christians for not supporting Phil's "free speech"? He expects "true Christians" to rally around the homophobic. racist, child bride endorsing duck killer.

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    1. Anonymous12:00 PM

      franklin graham is sarah's male counterpart, an opportunistic pos.

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    2. No one violated Phil's right to free speech.

      A &E let him say whatever he wanted. GQ didn't censor him in their interview.

      The first amendment protects your right to speech, not to work. If you violate the terms of your employment your employer has the right to suspend or even fire you. There are no job protections in the first amendment.

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  31. O/T

    Has anyone seen a list more recently updated than this one by Tina Dupuy of a Sarah Palin's enemies list?

    It seems to grow daily, as she continues her losing battle with obscurity in another edition of Sarah's Daily Squirmish ®.

    http://www.tinadupuy.com/uncategorized/sarahpalinsenemylist/

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    1. Anonymous2:13 PM

      lol, Bill Maher nor Kathy Griffen are on that list??? How about the two black women she recently has gone after or Martin Bashir? How about Steve Schmidt & Nicolle Wallace? I know, that list is just the tip of the iceberg...I bet her list of enemies has far more people than votes she's ever received... poor, pathetic little shrew.

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  32. Anonymous12:01 PM

    Sarah Palin must read Immoral Minority. Someone just made a bulk order of her tired old Christmas book. Who else would order it?

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    1. PalinsHoax12:12 PM

      Anonymous12:01 PM "Someone just made a bulk order of her tired old Christmas book."

      Oh, I wonder if somebody was running low on toilet paper.

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    2. Anonymous1:19 PM

      What makes you think that Sarah's book is doing well at all, let alone enjoying a big bulk order? She is not on the New York Times Best Sellers list for non-fiction, the place that measures distributors' sales in addition to book store sales. At Amazon, #4,978 in Books (See Top 100 in Books. Each day this week, she went down another 1,000 points. It's hard to sell a Christmas book in January.

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    3. Anonymous3:25 PM

      She orders the remainders for herself with SarahPac money so she can give them out next xmas season to people who send her money.

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    4. Anonymous9:28 PM

      Franklin Graham will put them into shoeboxes and distribute them to victims following the next typhoon or earthquake.

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  33. Chenagrrl12:06 PM

    If he is so wily, then consider that his GQ (GQ????) interview was nothing but an attempt to get out of his deal with A&E. Despite his ratings, the reality flameout is quite short. How many times can a person look at people dressed as camping sleeping bags and mouthing inanities.

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    1. Anonymous5:46 PM

      'Duck Dynasty' Is A 'Gay Porn Series Just Waiting To Happen,'

      Punk rock icon Henry Rollins has a few ideas in mind for the future of "Duck Dynasty" following the controversy that ensued after Phil Robertson offered up a series of anti-gay and racially-charged remarks in a GQ interview last month.

      Calling the reality series "contrived" and "ridiculous," the former Black Flag frontman-turned-television host and actor suggests that A&E capitalize on the popularity of "Duck Dynasty" with "a vast array of merchandise" that would secure the show's "crossover potential" in a new blog for L.A. Weekly.

      "One of you supremely talented graphic artists should start a comic book series starring the 'Duck' dudes as homosexual bears," he writes. "At the next major gay pride event, there should be hard-bodied men in camo hot pants, ridiculous beards pasted to their chins, blowing through duck calls. 'Dick Dynasty' is a gay porn series just waiting to happen."

      He then adds, "When you see the DD men all decked out in their camo gear, they look pretty bitchin' and rugged."

      Whether or not Robertson would approve of Rollins' suggestions remains to be seen, of course. You can read Rollins' full editorial here.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/03/duck-dynasty-henry-rollins-_n_4538109.html?utm_hp_ref=tv&ir=TV

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  34. Chenagrrl12:07 PM

    The point being that the guns are worth far more than a reality show.

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  35. Anonymous12:08 PM

    Well,... Good DUCKIN' Riddence !!!

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  36. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Phil Robertson never suffered a short suspension. It was all make believe. He never missed an episode. In fact, DD was glorified with an all day Christmas holiday marathon so that everyone can see the pedophile racists in all their glory.

    I hope he does voluntarily leave TV. The world will be a better place.

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    1. Anonymous2:46 PM

      That was the first time that I watched the DD, and that is one dumb show. When are they going to have Honey Boo Boo on?

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  37. Anonymous12:30 PM

    Please proceed, asshat.

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  38. Anonymous12:38 PM

    I don't get it; this duck family is just flat out creepy.... I cannot understand how any woman would allow such creatures in their beds...(or what ever her name is).

    But hey, I don't get Honey boo boo either.

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    1. Anonymous2:45 PM

      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:52 PM

      Have you SEEN Mrs Reverend Duck?????? Not too many real men are attracted to a woman that waddles while she twerks.

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  39. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Let them change stations and relabel their show "Dick Dynasty".

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  40. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Anonymous1:07 PM

    It Ain't Easy Being Stupid: How To Be Picked for Vice President Even When You Have an IQ of 83



    WHY JOHN MCCAIN? WHY?
    BY PICKING THAT IDIOT YOU SHOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT.

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    1. Anonymous5:19 PM

      1:28 PM Ask Lowell Bud Paxson why he Forced McCain to place Sarah Palin on the Ticket. It had all to do with Vicki Iseman and her 'closeness' to John McCain. It was a move to give the Fundamentalists Power in Washington, D.C. Sarah Palin's attorney Van Flein was in on it too. Why did Sarah name her adopted child: Tri-g Van Paxson Palin???? 'Van' Flein and Bud 'Paxson' is where you will find the answer.

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    2. Anonymous6:22 PM

      @5:19 Good one!

      As for why the GOP wanted another idiot in the White House, remember who was president at the time, the Idiot in Chief, George W. Bush. If anything happened to McCain, they had another puppet. (And, McCain was 72 with a history of cancer-- not to mention the strain of the office).

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  41. Anonymous1:36 PM

    Talk about a bunch or sick Fu@ks. All the bigoted, anti-Christian, pro immorality, anti-gun, Pro Socialists just show what hypocrites they are with their hate mongering. You as Americans have the right to not watch the show and that is how you voice your displeasure. All the hate speech I see here comes from only the left wing socialists who are against the 1st and 4th Amendments. Perhaps there should be 2 United States. One where the socialists live in a Kim Jung Un world and the other where people who are willing to work for a living live in freedom. You people make me sick.

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    1. Anonymous2:07 PM

      Yeah? Well...people like you make me sick. The tea party evangelical branch of the Christian church is responsible for turning people away from the church and Christianity...and if you believe in God and your responsibility as a Christian...then you can answer to Him when you die. Your intolerance and bigotry are front and center in your comment.Still fighting the Civil War?

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    2. Anonymous2:36 PM

      You are no Christian other than in name. Take your mealy-mouthed holier than thou crap and shove it where the sun don't shine. Jesus would weep at your hate and hypocrisy.

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    3. Anonymous2:39 PM

      I make you sick because I point out your hateful hypocracy? I never agreed with Phil or Sarah's views or promoted Christianity. Your attempt to paint me into a corner with your false accusations is a perverted attempt to define and label me and it failed miserably. You will get your reward here on this planet while still alive and it will be very painful. You are a stupid small minded little pile of hate and your intolerance for any view other than your own is why we have a republic and not a democracy.

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    4. Anonymous2:43 PM

      1:36 PM "You people make me sick".

      I believe that the sickness you're suffering from is the sickness of fundamentalism Pope Francis talks about here:

      http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/01/03/pope-francis-unhealthy-fundamentalism/

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    5. Anonymous2:45 PM

      Pro-immorality? That would be Phil Robertson suggesting that men marry 15 year old girls. It's not legal.

      If 1:36 takes Social Security, Medicare or uses any of the nation's highways, traffic controlled air space, is protected at the borders by the US Military, then 1:36 is a Socialist, too.

      The only people who do not have a right to watch the Duck show are people who have not paid to receive A&E, which is usually on a cable plan, not free.

      Sorry to say, but all of us left wing socialists are FOR the first amendment, which grants us our freedom to speak (or write) our opinions here-- along with your right to make a public fool of yourself, too, also. You were funnier when you accused people of manipulation and told us all to get a life. Our lives are dedicated to educating people, and 1:36, you are in sore need of education.

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    6. Anonymous3:19 PM

      It's okay 1:36pm because you make me sick too, and most of my friends and their friends as well. We're a little tired of your sanctimonious bullshit and faux patriotism and your trying to shove your beliefs up our butts. We are not like you and you are not like us, it's a fact as old as mankind itself; we are all different and we like to segment ourselves culturally, educationally and philosophically. It's okay because we don't all have to like each other or even respect each other. You don't belong to my club and I don't belong to yours but I guess if I saw you on fire I'd piss on you to put out the flames, because I'm a nice guy (and I'd like to continue to watch you wallow in the abject misery that is your existence).

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    7. Anonymous3:20 PM

      So God thinks it's okay if you spell FUCK with a cute little ampersand instead of the letter C? What book is that from? I'd like to research that passage.....

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    8. Anonymous3:26 PM

      hey 1:36
      YOU could have voiced your displeasure over Bashir's comments re the Quitter. So why did all you crazies get your panties in a wad and call for his firing?

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    9. Anonymous3:39 PM

      Hey, 1:36 PM, is this your theme song?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4yX1PLCWZQ

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    10. Anonymous4:46 PM

      Please explain what duck dynasty has to do with the search and seizure (4th amendment)?

      You make me sick because the level of education in the US has been lowered so much, you cannot even write a grammatically correct sentence.

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    11. Balzafiar4:51 PM

      Hey 3:20PM. You're just plain ignorant.

      Ampersand? Really?

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    12. Anonymous5:09 PM

      1:36 PM Trolling is addictive just like Track Palin's Oxycontin. You are in a battle of wits, and you are Unarmed. Venting your displeasure with IM is a privilege that we don't get at C4P. Sarah Palin and her Band of Blog Monitors have no respect for the 1st Amendment. Any comments that tell the Truth about the Palins are Flagged and removed. Free Speech is not allowed at C4P. Go away LIAR.

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    13. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Is it possible that 1:36 is one of the Ducks? Phil said some pretty raw stuff, just like 1:36's comment.

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    14. Anita Winecooler6:48 PM

      1:36 ends his/her temper tantrum brought on by an inferiority complex with "You people make me sick."

      No, sweetums, it's you who's making you sick. But I bring you tidings of joy! Socialist Obamacare covers what you got!!!!!

      Good News! Eh? Spread the word!

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    15. We also have the freedom of speech to call you out for acting like a punk with your pouting and whining about a goddam reality show.

      Then again, you're probably just a Palin ass-kisser, who worships the Quitter who's never had a second season of her stupid shows renewed. So grow up, punk, and get used to being made fun of for being so passionate about a fake fucking reality show.

      Sorry to hurt your feelings, fatChuckJr. Man up sometime, hoss.

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  42. Anonymous2:15 PM

    Hey Anonymous 1:36
    You're the one who has the right to not come here and read funny and intelligent comments that you don't understand. Calling people socialists is boring. You don't even know what socialism is.

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  43. Anonymous2:17 PM

    At the Sea of pee theyre arguing over the 'wily businessmen' who became medieval monks. AmazedOne1 did not drink the koolaid that Brainanus was pouring.

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  44. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

    Release date:November 12, 2013

    Amazon.com Sales Rank: 5879

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:41 PM

      Whew! That sank about as quick as the Titanic, but at least it's where it belongs, with the remnants of Osama Bin Laden.

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    2. Anonymous7:43 PM

      'Navy SEAL who fired the bin Laden kill shot and took down Pablo Escobar' found out to be a fraud after 'securing a half-billion dollar security contract'
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533587/Navy-SEAL-fired-bin-Laden-kill-shot-took-Pablo-Escobar-fraud-securing-half-billion-dollar-security-contract.html

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  45. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn3:15 PM

    Hey, 1:36! Note that I'm not replying to you directly, because you've probably made enough comment coin today to at least afford a Chik-Fil-A. I have to say that the majority of TRUE, bilious hatred I've read on many a blog comes from narrow-minded so-called Christian conservodrones who just love to project (or at least read from the script they were emailed that morning). And yup, I've often thought of two United States--one for those who have empathy for others they may deem different, are proud of their intelligence, think for themselves, are always anxious to learn and grow beyond their personal universe...I could go on and on. The other would be for...well, I THINK you're pretty familiar with where I'm going...then we can sit back and watch the show as the blissfully ignorant and sanctimonious eventually tear each other to shreds in the name of the manufactured conservative "quack" of the moment.

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  46. Buh...bye...bubba...

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  47. Anonymous4:10 PM

    Do you hateful people realize that you sound exactly like the Nazis in Germany criticizing the Jews just before they gassed 6 million of them? Hate and more hate of anything that you don't agree with. Facist Nazi hatred. Choke on your own hate.

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      Chicken Little, is that you?

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    2. Anonymous4:22 PM

      We aren't hateful. Your queen and those like her are the one spreading the hate. Go back to the pee puddle, fool, and don your tin foil hat.

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    3. Anonymous4:57 PM

      4:18 PM Are you lost, Fool?

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    4. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Excuse me, 4:10, but you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. I didn't mind the manipulation and get-a-life comments, but it's clear that you have had some bad drugs or you drank too much. You should not be writing about Nazi's and Jews. The Nazi's did not criticize; they killed. I'm glad you can see how ugly their hatred is, but unfortunately, the way that you express yourself, you sound just like one of them. Cut it out.

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    5. Anonymous6:17 PM

      @4:10 And a very Merry Christmas to you, and Happy New Year, too.

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    6. Anonymous6:28 PM

      1:36 PM What magic you have, you can hear sounds from written comments. Your hero is Kim Jung Palin, Sarah's ally.

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    7. Anonymous6:39 PM

      As a Jew, allow me to tell you to fuck off. Your understanding of history is as minimal as any Palin.

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    8. Anita Winecooler6:39 PM

      Grow Up, 4:10. Sarah's the queen of Fascist Nazi Hatred, AIP ring a bell? Choke on your own ignorance.Get a life

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    9. Cracklin Charlie6:45 PM

      Sarah?

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    10. Anonymous8:25 PM

      Nazis are history. Fascism is a behavior that lives on. Just check out how SarahPAC and the Sarah brand operate. Including miniMe's blog. You don't need to name call, just lay out the facts of how they operate. Truth will hurt them more than anything. Sticks and stones are of no effect. The Truth is what slays them.

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  48. Anonymous4:27 PM

    Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

    Release date:November 12, 2013

    Amazon.com Sales Rank: 6158

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    1. Anonymous4:41 PM

      Sarah's book may be 6158 but she is number one in our heart.

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    2. Anonymous4:56 PM

      4:41 PM Only until the Money runs out.

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    3. Anonymous4:58 PM

      You have no heart ,or brain for that matter.

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:34 PM

      I think it's fair to say that Sarah's driven a wooden stake through the heart of Christmas.

      Don't worry, It'll be back again next year!

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  49. Anonymous4:28 PM

    You are all NAZI....your hate is so loud and vile, it makes anyone with education see how you really are. An anonymous scared chicken who vents on the internet. Put your real names out here so we can send copies of the hate you spew to your work, family and friends.

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      My name is spelled

      H I T L E R

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    2. Anonymous4:49 PM

      Put your real names out here so we can send copies of the hate you spew to your work, family and friends.
      -said ANOM 4:28


      LOL is your name ANOM 4:28 or are you afraid to use your own name?

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    3. Anonymous4:52 PM

      Bristol is that you (anom 4:28)?

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    4. Anonymous4:55 PM

      My name is spelled T R A C K.

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    5. Anonymous5:02 PM

      Fuck you, I'm not afraid to use my real name. Can't help it if my mom named me Anonymous.

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    6. Anonymous5:20 PM

      Hey, Anonymous 4:28, let's lead by example. You go first. You write your name, address, phone number, place of work and the names of a few of your friends, and then we'll get back to you. You betcha.

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    7. Anonymous5:33 PM

      Ah, yes, 4:28PM. That must be the buzzword for 2014 mid-terms. "NAZI." I've seen all your crap about the government building secret detention centers because some of you have driven by and seen with your OWN EYES! Snort.

      I'm a Christian, okay? And I'm here to tell you that you and those like you epitomize nothing Christ-like. NOTHING.

      Go ahead and spew your stuff....First Amendment, right?? Do me a favor: Before you close those "see all" eyes tonight, open your dog-eared Bible to Matthew and verrry sloooowly read "The Sermon On The Mount."

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    8. Anita Winecooler6:32 PM

      Ya Sure, My name rhymes with Istol
      My address is 123 4 Given Drive
      Wasilla Alaska

      Your Turn, Assclown!

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    9. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Please read about the real Nazis and what they did before coming here and throwing the word out arbitrarily.

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  50. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Agreed

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  51. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Talk about the cesspool of humanity.These republican/teabagger/false patriots/false Christians are simply insane with hatred.When is the rapture ? Please go away,

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    1. Anonymous5:18 PM

      They really are not Christians if they don't follow the teachings of Christ.

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    2. Anonymous8:20 PM

      They aren't Christian and too bad they represent all Christians. No Christian leaders can speak truth about them. Check Frank Grahame.. he is all about supporting charlatans. That is what Christianity is 2013-2014. It will only get worse. Watch the good people shrink and stay silent.

      Only charlatans will speak for Christians, all Christians now. No wonder the Church is on a downward spiral. Charlatans reign and Sarah Palin is only one little hooker for Jesus slut to bring fools to the cult.

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  52. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Amazon it is time to remove Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas from life support.

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    1. Anonymous5:11 PM

      Sarah Palin's book was DOA

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    2. Anonymous5:15 PM

      Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas


      Death Certificate says cause of death:

      Sarah Palin Curse

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    3. Anonymous5:18 PM

      I think that they can keep everything on their website. It doesn't actually take up much space. Here are some other losers:
      Chuck Heath Jr. and Sr.'s book, "Our Sarah, Made in Alaska." (Wasn't she born in Idaho?)
      #358,264 in Books (See Top 100 in Books

      Bristol Palin, "Not Afraid of Life, My Journey So Far,"
      #287,140 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

      Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue"
      #38,962 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

      Sarah Palin, "America by Heart,"
      #74,040 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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    4. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Here's the thing about writing a book about Christmas. It's like Christmas decorations. They are good for about a month or two before Christmas. After January 1, the 6th by the latest, they're done. Time to put the ornaments back in the box with the dividers so that nothing breaks. Time to wrap up the electric lights so you can untangle them easily next December. Time to take down the the tree; the needles are starting to make a mess. And, no one wants to read about a make believe war on Christmas after Christmas is over. Let's face it. Christmas survived. It took place on December 25, and in the United States, it was celebrated by anyone who chose to celebrate it. It didn't matter if people said Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas. It survived, and it won. Sorry, Sarah, there was no war. Christmas always wins.

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    5. Anonymous6:59 PM

      Every year like clockwork! I can "hardly" wait for her MLK Day message, lovin' those blacks as she does.

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  53. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Sarah Palin stopped her book tour.

    Why should I buy Sarah Palin's stinking book when Sarah Palin gave up on it.

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  54. Anonymous5:27 PM

    I miss the Manipulation Troll, the one who told us to get a life, stop hating, and being immature and manipulating people. Did the Nazi Troll kill off the Manipulation Troll, or is it like the Three Faces of Eve, the wacky troll and the evil troll?

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    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      You know those Nazis, 5:27 PM!

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    2. Anonymous6:41 PM

      Maybe the Manipulation Troll ran out of her meds.

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    3. Anonymous7:26 PM

      @6:41 I was thinking that the Manipulation Troll overdosed and went ballistic.

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  55. Anonymous5:52 PM

    An Open Letter to Mr. Robertson: Come to Jesus

    ...You owe the community you bashed more than an old fashioned "kumbaya" that your recent press release tried to sing.

    You owe me and everyone who has watched your program an apology. This is a chance to make lemons out of lemonade. This is an opportunity for you to do the right thing. Acknowledging how harmful your comments are and bringing awareness to how those words continue to condemn some of the most stigmatized groups, will go a long way to bring on healing.

    And personally, to me, the queer Cuban-American who has been ridiculed for having a rug that bears the Duck Dynasty family faces at my front door; you owe me an apology.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/victor-lopez/an-open-letter-to-mr-robertson_b_4483187.html?utm_hp_ref=tv&ir=TV

    It's Not the Scandal, But the Backlash

    ...While I disagree with the sentiment that Mr. Robertson shouldn't face negative consequences for his bigotry, my larger concern is that public figures are exploiting the public's thin knowledge of history, the Constitution and the Bible to purposely mislead their followers.

    Here are a few points for consideration:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rene-bryce-laporte/its-not-the-scandal-but-t_b_4495386.html?utm_hp_ref=tv&ir=TV

    Duck Dynasty: A "Brand Pass"?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-joseph/duck-dynasty-a-brand-pass_b_4512039.html?utm_hp_ref=tv&ir=TV

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    1. Anonymous6:47 PM

      Honestly, I read thumbs-up on this show on even the most liberal websites.....fans seemed to insist that the show transcended political divisions and was worth watching just for old-fashioned populist humor. For some reason, there were a LOT of these people (including Obama) who found the show amusing and harmless because the Ducks were beyond politics.

      I tried watching on that basis and found them only BORING, but I bet that a lotta those "borderline" watchers, are now re-thinking or withdrawing their viewership. I know that the Xtian fundies are a strong and vehement base,but I suspect that that slice of fandom is considerably smaller than the "we love everybody" group.

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    2. Anonymous7:46 PM

      Count me in that group. I thought it was just basic mindless but harmless scripted silliness, pretty boring but occasionally funny. But after seeing what's behind the curtain, I can easily pass on this 'entertainment'. A&E quality sucks along with the History channel these days, but I'm sure they are both more profitable than ever. Fuck em and feed em to the ducks and ignorant rednecks. I might live in the South and have a lot of friends who hunt and fish, but we are not bigots like these cousin fuckers who think they're something they're not (DD's poutgraeous fundie fanbots).

      I cannot wait to hear about some yokel bringing a Mossberg DD gun to camp and getting heckled until they leave and threaten to quit their membership because their feelings are hurt.

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    3. You know what? I think "Survivor," which I've never watched, started the trend, and in the summer of '99, traveling Virginia-to-South Dakota, I caught one episode at a motel overnight of what must have been the first season of "Big Brother."

      That's all I needed to know the entire genre is never for me. Even if Robertson never took off the mask, even if he married a man on his show, I fail to understand the appeal of these shows. I don't want to watch stupid. I don't want to watch nasty contests, fat people crying, fat failed women pushing their daughter into beauty contests, Honey Boo Boo(!), wife-swaps, cut-throat cooking competitions, tattooed, ugly pawn shop owners, raids of abandoned storage units, and combativeness for combativeness sake. These days we have better TV screen clarity than we've ever known, and there's nothing on but shit.

      Jesus, give me back the days of Hill Street Blues, Cagney & Lacey, Moonlighting, Saint Elsewhere, L.A. Law, Cheers, Golden Girls and Seinfeld. We didn't know what we had till it was gone.

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  56. Anonymous6:02 PM

    The terrorist threatening the Sochi Olympics wears camo and has a long dirty beard like Phil ,
    the resemblance is creepy.
    I saw a clip of Palin on the FOX / teaparty channel New Years Eve and she apparently said Happy, Happy , Happy New Year.
    She's still flirting with dirty ole Phil - his book is Happy,
    Happy , Happy.
    Palin also had her pathetic book propped up on that scrawny Charlie Brown Christmas tree
    she uses in her FOX remotes.
    The one with the Fourth of July
    star on top .
    Nothing says Christmas like a 2 foot tree with tacky cardboard ornaments.
    Now......when Palin gets her Duck gun and
    we all know she will,
    how low will her top be and how inflated will the Belmonts be
    when she flirt tweets the pic to Phil ?
    We should have a lottery as to the date and sleazy attire.
    The horrible giant belt buckle , strategically placed ,
    is a given.

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    1. Anonymous6:51 PM

      Count on it. Phil is her newest bff. She's attached her ricked old wagon to Pholll's raising star. She's that kind of grifter. He will let her ride until she is no longer "hot and gets rat ings." As if.....

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      6:51 PM

      She is amazed with his money.

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  57. Anita Winecooler6:19 PM

    Bad Move on Reverend Duck's part. Perhaps he should try the DWTS route first, then go on Christian Centric Reality shows.

    What a wonderful product for Reverend Duck and klan to put their names on. Bet they're real popular with the teen girl set and will interfere with his "Marry them while they're young" "pro life unless you're a duck" philosophies.
    Perhaps he can retrofit duck calls for the tips of the rifles. "Tested on Rev Phil" editions would bring in the big bucks he'll lose from leaving AandE.

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  58. Anonymous7:13 PM

    Hey, 1:36 4:10 4:28 troll! Ever heard the name "Schaeffer Cox?" Of course, you have! So has $arah Palin....

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  59. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Dale C Flory shared a link.

     Sarah, You need to seriously consider the Whitehouse in 2016 !!!


    Dale the only way Sarah Palin will live in a Whitehouse is if she pays someone to paint her house in Arizona.

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    1. Anonymous7:37 PM

      And she's SERIOUSLY pissed there's a Black man in the one she wanted.

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  60. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Cj Sylvia > Sarah Palin

    Yesterday at 4:09pm · Sarah. You have great influence over many people. Our country is drowning before us. We need someone to lead the way. Lead the people...


    CJ I hope you are not asking Sarah to lead America like she lead her underage age pregnant daughter, her high school dropout hair shampoo daughter, her divorced son after one year of marriage who traded his daughter for his guns or her husband who can't pronounce helicopter correctly or walks around Alaska with used condoms in his pocket according to his prostitute girlfriend.

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    1. Anonymous8:02 PM

      CJ why would anybody want Sarah Palin to be vp or president? Her New Year's resolution is to eat more meat. With her family track record I would have said to try to keep Piper from having babies or dropping out of high school before her 18th birthday.

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  61. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Anonymous1:07 PM

    It Ain't Easy Being Stupid: How To Be Picked for Vice President Even When You Have an IQ of 83


    Fancy pageant walking couldn't even get Sarah the title of Miss Alaska so how could you expect Sarah to become VP?

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  62. Anonymous7:33 PM

    As Alaskans who spent quite a few years in several states in the deep south for career reasons, we were shocked at many of the things we saw and experienced. My husband was a residential contractor whose comment about sub-contractors with a fish on their business cards was, "Every time I see that, I grab my wallet."

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  63. Anonymous7:46 PM

    Sarah Palin shared a link.

    Dec 31 at 11:42am · Looking forward to ringing in the New Year tonight on Fox with “Duck Dynasty” stars! We invite America in our homes to ring in a great New Year (while other networks may invite you to stand outside to watch a crass character or two “entertain” you with “jokes” that get less funny every year in the media’s ever increasing search for “shock ratings.” C'mon and join us because you and your families deserve better than that!) We'll keep New Year’s Eve happy, happy, happy for you!



    Was that a slam to the faces of FOX's Bill Hemmer and Elizabeth Hasselbeck who were the hosts standing outside making jokes?

    ".... while other networks may invite you to stand outside to watch a crass character or two “entertain” you with “jokes” that get less funny every year in the media’s ever increasing search for “shock ratings.” 
    -Sarah Palin

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    1. Anonymous8:36 PM

      Sarah must think her shit doesn't stink?

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  64. Anonymous7:55 PM

    David Chappell > Sarah Palin

    Sarah it seems that a lot of people think that the republicans are at war with there base. I am hopeful that you will be able to rally the troops and get us moving forward. I have been registered as a Democrat but in march that will be official that I am now Tea party Republican.


    David nobody even the Republican Party has any use for that washed up wrinkly old retard. Sarah is as useless as two left shoes.

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  65. Anonymous7:56 PM

    Yuppie kid's multi-millionaire Grandpa and finally got a ring Grandma
    http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/10/23/popular-halloween-costume-duck-dynasty/

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  66. Anonymous8:10 PM

    He's been hanging with Todd too long at the secret Rainbow hide-a-way. Next Rainbow snow machines.
    https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-uU4vHRq-ews/UrOGgC15cgI/AAAAAAAFDq4/X0LbX2ClRwg/w426-h331/1506767_685615491468918_540269593_n.jpg

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  67. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Somewhat off topic, but amusing. We live in Wasilla. Broke my foot and had ortho appointment today. Leaving the Docs office I could not manage the crutches, the new air cast, purse, extra shoe etc. Handed it all to hubby and told him it was his turn to be Todd Palin. The waiting room cracked up, even the staff was snickering. They clapped when hubby slung the purse over his shoulder and I limped out the door.

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