Wednesday, January 01, 2014

"Eat more meat." Sarah Palin's New Year's resolution is the same as the family dog's.

So Palin made a brief appearance on Fox's truly laughable New Year's eve show, and she brought word salad for the masses.

Bill Hemmer and Elizabeth Hasselbeck are the hosts of the gaffe ridden program and they had the not so enviable job of pretending to understand what in the hell Palin was saying.

Their first question was an easy one, does she have any New Year's resolutions.

Palin: "Heck yeah, I take them real seriously, and ..uh..I have three this year.  First one is eat more meat. Don't worry they get deeper as I go..the next resolutions. Um..I am going to try to help America (Please don't!), all of us as individuals, make our federal government as irrelevant in our lives as possible. And then the third resolution is to take former UCLA coach John Wooden's Pyramid of Success and live it out, because it is imperative you guys that we as individuals do all we can to live with industriousness, and self discipline, and selflessness, so that together as a whole our nation can be restored to her exceptionalism."

I cannot tell if there is a time delay after Palin finishes her remarks or if Hemmer and Hasselbeck are simply stunned by the mooseshit. However they recover relativity well and immediately suggest they start drinking in response.

Then Hasselbeck pretends to warm herself on the pretend fire in the pretend backdrop behind Palin.

Hasselbeck asks Palin if she and Todd have any New Year's traditions. (Todd? Todd who?)

Palin: "Yes absolutely, as soon as we wrap up this hit we're going to go jump on our Ski-Doos (There's some product placement for you.) head out to the base of Mt.McKinley (Real Alaskans call this Mt. Denali.), out to our cabin, and ring in the new year with buddies out there, and it'll be nice and chilly and uh..exactly the way that we want it, being out there in the great outdoors enjoying God's creation." (Yeah Palin is well known to hate the cold, and this was filmed around 6 PM last night. It is a three hour drive to Denali Park, so I imagine it is close to that on a snowmachine, which means that Palin is saying she is going to spend around three hours driving in the cold to arrive at their cabin about two, two and half hours before midnight? Sure, why not?)

Hemmer then pretends that Palin's book was a success and asks her if there was a moment in 2013 that she would take forward into 2014. (Benghazi!)

Palin: "Uh you know I think..uh..something that we all should be able to take forward is the thankfulness we should be feeling for..um..this notion that the eyes of the nation are really opening up, we're becoming more and more aware of how important it is that we do pull our own weight, and we respect work ethic, and we not rely on the Federal government to do anything for us cause they keep screwing things up. So we have a thankfulness that I think we should bring forward into 2014, we felt a lot of that in 2013 as people became more aware of the potential for us as powerful individuals to pull our own weight." 

This last part is SO stupid that even Palin looks stunned at what came out of her mouth. 

However Hasselbeck calls it a great message, because you know..Fox News, whose watching at this time of night anyhow.

That is essentially the end of interview though Hemmer mentions that Palin once gave up chocolate as her resolution once, and stayed off of it for an entire year. And if you believe THAT I have a cold snowmachine trip to Denali park I'd like to sell you.

By the way, for those who are interested, this is John Wooden's Pyramid of Success.

Loyalty, Honesty, Reliability, Self control, how much of that have you EVER seen Sarah Pal;in demonstrate? Just more moosepoop to start the new year.

I would bet money that instead of hanging out in that cabin in Denali that Palin is right now winging it back to Arizona so that she can get warm again. Now that her book tour is over, and the Alaskan facade is less necessary, I do not see her spending much of her time up here in the near future.

Which by the way is just the way we Alaskans like it.

255 comments:

  1. Sally in MI9:38 AM

    What a crock. "Eat more meat," as in throw more red meat lies to the base? Her writer is good at providing lies and hate for her to spew. The rest of it?Just more slams at the government that still supports HER and the health care her family receives free from dear Daddy. Yes, please, let's get government out of Sarah Palin's life. We want a refund of your Gov's salary, any benefits you are currently receiving as a former Governor, and all the money the state of Alaska has spent on health care for your family. A check will be fine. Meanwhile, go hibernate for three or four months, will you?

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    1. Anonymous10:46 AM

      I would insist on a bank check or certified check if I were you.

      The funds in SarahPAC are getting so low a regular check might bounce off down the road before you can cash it!

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    2. Anonymous12:43 PM

      I wonder how many in the Heath and Palin families have applied for insurance under the Affordable Care Act? Would be a hoot to know! Is there a way we can find out? I know that some of them have indian/government insurance already, but there are many that don't!

      Sarah's 'anti government' and making it smaller is nothing but total bullshit as we already know! She sucks the teat of our government already!

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    3. Anonymous12:47 PM

      I believe that would be FEDERAL funds, as the Bureau of Indiana Affairs is a FEDERAL bureau.

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    4. Anonymous12:54 PM

      "eat more meat" is her way of promoting her new hunting show --- she is so clever isn't she

      Why won't she just STFU and go away?????????????

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    5. Anonymous4:29 PM

      "eat more meat"-- what happened to the organic protein spiel

      "Um..I am going to try to help America " -- don't do us any favors, unless that means leaving the country for good.

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  2. Anonymous9:39 AM

    Yes, and we Alaskans shout out as she boards the plane: "Don’t close the door behind you you self-serving and divisive ignoramus!”

    Emily Post

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    1. Anonymous10:16 AM

      I DO BELIEVE YOU MEANT TO SAY:
      IGNOR ANUS!

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  3. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Happy new Year, IM! This will be my last post on a SP. thread. You all say it all so well, and I am weary of this harpy. She is truly irrelevant and represents the worst pf the hateful worst.

    To SP: You know the world is laughing at you, right?

    You can hear it if you try.

    Sad, rueful laughter.

    The B.

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    1. Anonymous7:39 PM

      In 2014 I will live life and not pay attention to this beast until she is in jail.

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  4. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Are her bangs drawn on with eyebrow pencil? Is she drunk or stoned?

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    1. Anonymous10:04 AM

      Permanently etched. Her plastic face matches her facade.

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    2. Anonymous10:49 AM

      Sorry, 9:41, 10:41 here, I read 'eyebrows." Absolutely, that's the crazy. "This is a good look," and comes across greasier than ever. Whomever is in charge of prepping her appearance fails to realize video lasts FOREVER on the "interwebs." LOL

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    3. Anonymous11:03 AM

      what's going on with her right eye, greasy bang strand or a slip of the pencil lathering on the eyeliner?

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    4. Anonymous11:04 AM

      Any time that you can see Sarah's hair line under her wig means that Wilow gets a slap on the wrist. Do you call that hair styling? Get that woman a mirror.

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    5. No, Sarah eats bullets so her hair grows out in bangs!! Sorry I had to do it! Happy New Year!!

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    6. Anonymous7:40 PM

      Ha, brick! :)

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  5. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Sarah says, "work ethic" LMFAO.

    Todd, Track, Bristol and WiIlow are all NOT working, and Sarah has the balls to talk about, work ethic and pulling you own weight.

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    1. Anonymous10:09 AM

      Excellent point!

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    2. Anonymous10:48 AM

      Oh come on now!

      Grifting, when you have absolutely no skills or talent, is hard work! It's not easy to convince people to send you money for no reason or to convince the cable networks to create shows around your worthless, boring, hateful, ignorant life.

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    3. Anonymous11:33 AM

      Didn't Bristol herself say in an "oops" moment that grifting IS hard work in defense of Mommie Dearest? She gets a cut for her part in it.

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    4. 9:48 Hahaha

      10:48 It's easy when the insufferable old, haggard, stinky ignorant witch has an equally corrupted criminal msm and crackas on her side.

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    5. Anonymous1:01 PM

      What are you talking about? Pimping, whoring, adultery, birthing babies out of wedlock, dropping out of high school, failing as a Governor, failing as a VP candidate, failing as a mother, is all hard work don't you know.

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    6. Anonymous6:52 PM

      Why are you lying? ALL her adult kids work and always have. Bristol worked up until the campaign in 08, and started again when Tripp was about 6 mos. Willow started at 16. Track at at least 15. And that doesn't include fishing.

      Grow up. These are responsible people.

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  6. Anonymous9:52 AM

    She's such a kill-joy! The whole mood from the hosts goes noticeably quiet and somber while Sarah lectures them about the government.

    She's such a dumb-ass! She has no ability to read the audience or the venue for appropriateness.

    Heh-heh. Don't change, Sarah. Your days are numbered. I can't see why they even bother to have her on; the sound delay would be annoying even if the person had something interesting to say.

    It's painful to have to sit through.

    And thanks Gryphen, for all that you do for us!

    R in NC

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    1. Haha no kidding what a wet blanket!

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  7. Anonymous9:57 AM

    So, how much meat was Sarah eating in 2013? How much can anyone fit into a normal day? Bacon at breakfast, a liver wurst sandwich at lunch, beef jerky snacks, and flank for dinner? A hunk of raw hamburger as a midnight snack.
    She clearly thought she was witty with her too-subtle dig at Mrs. Obama's vegetable garden. But how does she square her resolution with the evidence we have that Bristol believes dinner is macaroni and cheese from a box, and poor Tripp is photographed for the world to see having a birthday bash of a mound of candy from the dollar store?

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  8. John Wooden loved quitters!

    John Wooden loved lazy players who had bogus illnesses that "excused" them from practice. Also TOO!!

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  9. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Ewww, she's dirty again. Does this woman EVER wash her hair/wigs. It's just so greasy!

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  10. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Their cabins on Safari lake are near Denali State Park off the Petersville Road not in Denali National Park. Still it's a bit of a trek for late on New Year's Eve. Hour drive north and then a 20 mile snow machine ride. Beautiful area with great views of Denali but kind of crowded with snowmachiners and little cabins, not really remote at all.

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    1. Anonymous1:37 PM

      That's what I was thinking. Petersville Road goes right to the south base of the mountain and it isn't nearly as far as Gryph was saying. It's still a long way to go in the dark that late in the day. Anyone with any brains would do it in daylight for safety reasons alone, but we're talking Palins here.

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    2. Anonymous1:59 PM

      Is this the cabin they don't pay taxes on ?

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    3. Ratfish4:08 PM

      The far end of Peterville road may go towards the base of a mountain, but there's several huge mountains between the end of the road and Denali.

      And I really wonder (wink wink) why she said nothing about her kids, especially the youngest, in her resolutions.

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    4. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Petersville Road goes about as close to the mountain of any road, except perhaps the Wonder Lake area near the end of the road in Denali NP. It's a spectacular view of Denali.

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    5. Anonymous5:53 PM

      They may actually be going to the Rainbow Lodge and want to throw people off. I bet they will be with buddies. Todd can fly them in.

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    6. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Sounds like an ideal place for a meth lab.

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    7. Anonymous8:48 PM

      Who is she kidding? She was probably on the red-eye to Phoenix right after her TV time was over.

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  11. I used to watch Hemmer on CNN. No way is a guy like that buying what Sarah’s selling. Any approval he shows is bogus.

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  12. Anonymous10:07 AM

    I guess at this point Mrs. Palin issuing a resolution to eat ANYTHING is an improvement over the obvious starvation mode that her body is currently exhibiting.

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  13. Anonymous10:10 AM

    So she finally got a quote from Coach John Wooden correctly attributed. Good job doofus! Remember in Going Rogue when she quoted John Woodenlegs, a notable member of the Cheyenne tribe, and attributed the quote to Coach John Wooden?

    It's like she runs around life trying to fix her vast collection of past screwups...

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  14. Olivia10:12 AM

    Is the meat lobby paying her now?

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  15. Anonymous10:13 AM

    She is the spitting image of her mother in those glasses.

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    1. Anonymous10:50 AM

      yes she is! i've been seeing that for a couple of years now

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  16. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Dear Secret Service, have you seen this? The aforementioned page suggests lynching our President in hopes of making a National Holiday.

    http://freakoutnation.com/2013/12/31/conservative-facebook-page-suggests-lynching-president-obama-to-make-a-national-holiday/

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    1. Anonymous12:36 PM

      Sick! These specific folks saying this crap should be determined, found, taken outside in the public eye and done away with - all in the name of treason!

      I'm sick of the crap they put out there about our wonderful POTUS! His approval is going UP and it will drive all of them nuts!

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  17. Anonymous10:15 AM

    President Obama’s Approval Rating Jumps 5 Points as Millions Sign Up for Obamacare

    http://www.politicususa.com/2014/01/01/president-obamas-approval-rating-jumps-5-points-millions-sign-obamacare.html

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  18. Anonymous10:15 AM

    If you can trust your WikiPeee, John Wooden was a self-proclaimed liberal Democrat.

    RJ in Brownbackistan





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  19. Palin is a fraud10:18 AM

    Happy New Year!

    " ...we're going to go jump on our Ski-Doos head out to the base of Mt.McKinley"

    Palin really is a compulsive and pathological liar. She has absolutely ZERO CREDIBILITY about anything.



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    1. Anonymous12:32 PM

      I hope the folks that actually know the location of the Palin cabin vs the base of Denali/Mt. McKinley send off proof to FOX (and Lizbeth) letting them know that Palin lied AGAIN and that they should keep her off their network!

      I'm sure Alaskans don't want anything to do w/her!

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    2. Anonymous6:51 PM

      That would be you

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  20. Anonymous10:22 AM

    Hasselbeck then asks Palin if she and Todd have any New Year's traditions. (Todd? Todd who?)

    Palin: "Yes absolutely, as soon as we wrap up this hit we're going to go jump on our Ski-Doos (There's some product placement for you.) head out to the base of Mt.McKinley (Real Alaskans call this Mt. Denali.), out to our cabin, and ring in the new year with buddies out there, and it'll be nice and chilly and uh..exactly the way that we want it, being out there in the great outdoors enjoying God's creation." 


    Going to the cabin to ring in the New Year with her buddies?

    What about Trig?
    What about Piper?

    What about spending the new year with family?

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    1. Anonymous11:00 AM

      That's our Sarah From Alaska. Wants to be seen on tv and party with her buddies.

      Fuck Trig
      Fuck Piper
      Fuck Track and the rest of your family.

      Right Sarah?

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    2. Anonymous11:10 AM

      What about spending the new year with family?



      What family? It's all about Sarah.

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    3. Anonymous11:51 AM

      They got some drums at the cabin case her nose needs a powdering?

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    4. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Some tradition when it was Arctic Cat last year. She is a bad joke and Fox is nothing but liars, not really making it as entertainment anymore.

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    5. Anonymous6:50 PM

      The whole family goes there. You are stupid.

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  21. Anonymous10:23 AM

    Here's the google map to Safari Lake. You can zoom out to see where it is located in relation to Parks Highway (#3) and Wasilla. The large arc of mountains in the background is the south side of the Alaska range.

    http://tinyurl.com/k4yb3kp

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    1. Anonymous6:50 PM

      Their cabin is about an hour from the house.

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  22. Whoa, friends don't let friends go on TV drunk.

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    1. Anonymous11:00 AM

      How about methed up? I meant messed up.

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  23. Ratfish10:25 AM

    All the Fox lamestream journalists have to do is look at a map of Denali National Park to know that Palin lied about going to her cabin at "the base of Mt.McKinley."

    But that might mean journalism. Or something.

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    1. Anonymous10:45 AM

      http://billmurrayphoto.photoshelter.com/image/I0000jfOUf02UtYo

      Here's a photo of the south side of the Alaska Range, including Mt. Foraker and Denali (Mt. McKinley) from Petersville road, which is where the Palin cabins are located. You can of course see from the photo that the area, while having a great view of the mountain range, is not at the "base of Mt. McKinley".

      She always tries to make her suburban Alaskan life seem so much more adventurous. There are hundreds of cabins on and slightly off Petersville Road. You load up the kids and the show machines and drive most of the way then off load for a short show machine ride to your "remote" cabin. She's such a pretender, also too, she forgets that her reality show showed her to be anything but the consummate outdoors woman, much less a frontier hero.

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    2. Anonymous2:02 PM

      Did you mean to write "show" machines? It's perfect for the Palins.

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  24. Anonymous10:35 AM

    "Pull your own weight," your heinous? Are you KIDDING me? You don't author your own Facebook posts, you had someone take over your tweets after you were appropriately ridiculed, your 4-pee sites delete those who don't worship you on bended knee, you never take questions not submitted in advance so consultants can tell you how to answer them, you ridicule teleprompters when we've seen yours through your glasses. You don't pull anything, you just sit on you @ss and rely on other people to make you look good. Why "Sarah Palin Unplugged" is such a HOOT because you show just how clueless you are to anything and the world laughs. The poor little mean girl who didn't get her way, who said that God would have the right people win in '08 and it wasn't you....speaking of which,,,,

    "Pull your own weight." Hmmmmm....then why did you say detractors have to go through ex-husband Tawd and your delinquent kids to access you? COWARD. You don't pull anything, except one big scam for money. In your beloved Old Testament, it is termed "prostitute."

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    1. Anonymous11:12 AM

      "You don't pull anything, you just sit on you @ss and rely on other people to make you look good."

      Excellent points. Cheers!

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    2. Anonymous3:36 PM

      She's actually reading those 3 resolutions from a teleprompter. Watch her eyes closely.

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    3. Anonymous5:47 PM

      In the end, she won't take "no" as an answer from God who slammed all those doors she had open in her head. Good heavens, look at her in this video. Imagine November if she lives that long.

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  25. Anonymous10:40 AM

    What a STUPID resolution! Eat more meat? For god's sake she's such an idiot. What the hell kind of resolution is that? Does that mean KILL more animals? She's a sick one.

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    1. eclecticsandra10:59 AM

      I'm wondering if she is anemic, and those were the doctor's orders.

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    2. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Maybe that's Sarah's backhand stab at Michelle Obama's healthy eating program and the White House vegetable garden. Before Sarah can eat more meat, maybe she had better play that video about how to carve a turkey a couple more times. The last time, with her i-phone in front of her, she stabbed the turkey in the back with a cheese knife.

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    3. Anonymous11:35 AM

      I wonder if she's anorexic and those were her therapist's orders.

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    4. Anonymous11:48 AM

      Nah....I just think she hopes it will rile folks up by implying she's gonna do more "slaying" this year (we eat, therefore we hunt). Whatta dummy dope.

      Due to her anorexia or drugs, I doubt she'll be eating more of ANYTHING. Would love to see her eat crow, though.

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    5. Anonymous4:42 PM

      $arah's been reading here..Eat more meat! $he's so thin..FU to muricka..

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    6. Anonymous6:04 PM

      1135
      I think it was something like that. She may have also been instructed to use a food guide pyramid.

      http://www.med.umich.edu/umim/food-pyramid/healing_foods_pyramid.jpg

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  26. Anonymous10:42 AM

    Who the fuck thought her bangs looked good that way? What is wrong with those people? Oh yeah, they're Palins.

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  27. Anonymous10:51 AM

    John Wooden described himself as a "liberal Democrat."

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  28. Anonymous10:59 AM

    "Eat more meat"...We now know thr Chick-fil-a endorsement she wanted so bad never materialized.

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  29. Anonymous11:04 AM

    She has a granny mouth, and she has the same toothless granny-looking mouth in the wanna-be-Barbie-look-alike in this famous picture of her big comeback at Faux News.: sarah-palin-to-make-appearance-on-foxs.html?m=1

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  30. Anonymous11:06 AM

    Sarah that's the way to bring in the New Year.

    WITH A BIG ASS GIANT LIE! YOUR NARROW SKINNY ASS AIN'T JUMPIN' ON NO SNOWMOBILE IN THE DEAD OF THE ALASKA NIGHT.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:44 PM

      She likes things "chilly", like her "marriage" and her Frigidaire fridge target

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  31. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Happy New Year, Gryphen and IM readers!

    I hope 2014 will be the year Mrs. Palin decides that sitting down and shutting up on political issues is the best thing she can do for herself and her family. And I hope IM will play a huge role in making that happen. You deserve it.

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    1. Anonymous6:49 PM

      lol Her family lives privately and responsibly, working good jobs. Hopefully you do too. When you're not providing internet slander.

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  32. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Its party time Sarah. Any 55 gallon drums out there at the cabin with ummmm snow on them?

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  33. So, the real stars are on stage in New York, but sure, we can remote you in for a few minutes, Ms. Bitchypants.

    Then we are going to go back to be Live! On Stage! With movers and shakers and celebrity guests! The other networks are all putting on a similar show with guests galore and lots of excitement and big names!

    We didn't think having you here would really add anything to the show. So, whatevs. Run along now on your little snowmobile.

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  34. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Bristol's resolution should be to swallow less meat.

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    1. Anonymous11:34 AM

      Zing!

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    2. Anonymous11:38 AM

      LOL! Binge and purge.

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    3. Anonymous12:09 PM

      How about spitting out. Don't swallow should be her resolution.

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    4. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Odds are against her.

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    5. Anonymous6:48 PM

      Odds are you're a dick. and slanderer

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  35. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Counting all of the triangles in the pyramid of success, Palin really doesn't fill that many. I don't think that quitting and lying are on the list. Teamwork? She wasn't part of John McCain's team. She wanted to go rogue and return to Michigan when McCain knew that it was lost. Sincerity? Honesty? Integrity?

    The coach left about something important from his triangle of triangles-- ability. Sarah cannot speak in simple, clear, direct sentences. Sarah cannot read and process information. Sarah's leadership skills consist of insulting and degrading her opponent, not leading. She has never proposed a plan of action. Instead, she rejects government, the government that she once wanted to be a part of. Sarah Palin is a heckler and a name caller. Everything about her is a fake, from that ridiculous wig on down.

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    1. Anonymous12:06 PM

      Has Sarah Heath Palin ever won any contest? Loser is the word.

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    2. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Anom 12:05, I heard Sarah lost Glenn Rice and Brad Hanson and had to settle for the booby cancellation prize.

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  36. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Que fea vieja! Por dentro y por fuera. Guacala!

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    1. Anonymous2:11 PM

      Google Translation: That hag! Inside and out. Yuck!

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  37. PalinsHoax11:29 AM

    "Eat more meat."

    Gee, Ol' Scarf-face, does this mean you want an even thicker layer of white slimey coating of toxicity on your tongue?

    Does this mean that you want to ratchet up your halitosis from unbearable to downright putrid?

    Those are quite the unsavoury aspirations that you have Ol' Scarf-face.

    By the way, those buddies that you are meeting at your cabin - are they per chance the good old boys from Sheep Creek Lodge?

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  38. Anonymous11:33 AM

    Sarah, sit down and shut the f@uck up already, you idiot.
    The cutsey voice is no better than the shrill voice. If you were to read the most profound words off your teleprompter it would still make people run for cover.

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  39. Anonymous11:34 AM

    Not to put too fine a point on it but her upper lip looks frozen and she's talking funny out of the right side of her mouth. She looks a bit like she's had a stroke but I'm sure it's just your garden variety mixture of drugs and alcohol. I know we say this a lot but isn't there ANYBODY in her circle who can stage an intervention. It's going to be really ugly when she finally goes 'round the bend. And I know this is wrong but....I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!.

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    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Botox OD.

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  40. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Hasselbeck is such a kiss ass. Remember how peeved she was that Palin snubbed her? Now Elisabeth is licking Palin's toes like the rest of the brain trust.

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    1. Anonymous12:02 PM

      Have you seen those crusty toes?

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    2. Anonymous12:07 PM

      More like licking ass.

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    3. Anonymous12:55 PM

      Or smelled the aroma of fungus growth?

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    4. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Liz gets paid the big bucks to be civil, Sarah...well...not so much as far as $$$$

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  41. Anonymous11:38 AM

    What your favorite drink says about your politics, in one chart

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2013/12/31/what-your-favorite-drink-says-about-your-politics-in-one-chart/

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  42. Anonymous11:40 AM

    More like toss more red meat to her rabid followers!

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  43. Anonymous11:45 AM

    Get with the times, Granny Palin--liberals are trying to ban trans-fats! You should make it your resolution to eat trans-fats until your arteries are clogged and you keel over. Oh, and I like the admission that you and your ilk's actions re: the federal government is intended to have no relevance to anybody--makes you easier to ignore. Finally, no one believes you are going to ride snowmobiles on New Years. Give it up.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:39 PM

      She cares about Transfats? She doesn't even buy Homo Milk.

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    2. Anonymous8:00 PM

      She'll be jumping in hot-toddy's air-o-plane for a quick jaunt to the Rainbow Bridge Resort. lol

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  44. Anonymous11:58 AM

    My new year's resolution is to be as generous as possible to Democratic candidates for Congress.
    Beaglemom

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  45. I do believe the "eat more meat" applies to global warming....wonder if she has been reading dailyKos!

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    1. Anonymous1:05 PM

      I believe that it was a autobiographical shout out to Glenn Rice.

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    2. Anonymous6:48 PM

      I believe you need to grow up

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    3. Anonymous8:01 PM

      It doesn't read.

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  46. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Stop bitching everybody. Don'tcha know Sarah can see her cabin from her house?

    Snark

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    1. Anonymous12:18 PM

      With which eye?

      Her telephoto right eye or her panoramic left eye?

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    2. Anonymous12:23 PM

      Can Sarah see Todd do the horizontal mambo?

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    3. Anonymous6:48 PM

      She would be under him

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    4. Anita Winecooler7:37 PM

      Only with strong bifocals AND reading glasses

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  47. Gryphen, did you know the February 15, 2008 Go Red Event pictures have finally surfaced (after having apparently been uploaded in 2011)?

    Take a look at pic #163, where you can see the back of Sarah Palin's head, Bristol and Willow with their hands covering their lower faces avoiding the camera, and Piper facing the camera, too young to understand the significance of what she's holding in her arms!

    Proof that the Palin Mafia would blatantly acquire a lifelike doll that resembles a live baby, and let Piper carry it around in public just 20 days before the announcement of the fake pregnancy.

    Talk about an in-your-face hiding in plain sight clue to the pregnancy hoax!

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    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Dear Gryphen, Please publish your babygate revelations as soon as possible. Some babygaters are going off the deep end.

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    2. Anonymous2:48 PM

      Sometime between Sarah's birthday and Feb 15, she did the walk with the reporter and did not look PG. But there are some photos near the end of page 2 Go Red Event, that she has on the black all purpose pants suit with a red scarf. Really pudgy face compared to how she looked walking from Gov House to the Capitol.

      Piper and the baby doll....hmmmmmmm RNC ears?

      Meat eating, liberal, Democrat, secular humanist. Hunting for truth and can get meat at the market along with veggies,fruit, and lots of stuff to put next to the mashed potatoes. Lots of people getting paid to put food on our tables......from slay to fillet.

      RJ in Brownbackistan

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    3. Anita Winecooler7:36 PM

      Thanks, KaJo! Wow, how much they've all changed! Sarah actually had spanx or some flesh on her bones and she still had that chipmonk face. Bristol's face is what's most striking (thank heaven for no fault insurance)

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  48. Anonymous12:16 PM

    Sarah is on cloud nine. Sarah got her New Years wish. To be on FOX tv and then immediately leave her dysfunctional uneducated kids and go party at her cabin.

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    1. Anonymous12:54 PM

      Its not the kids' fault that they are dysfunctional and uneducated. That can be laid at Sarah and Todd's feet.
      The Palins never should have bred so many children if they did not intend to raise them properly!

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    2. Anonymous6:47 PM

      I smell projection. They're not the ones who trash strangers anonymously and lie about them. YOU are. Your parents would be ashamed if they werent' as bad as you

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    3. Anonymous9:11 PM

      6:47 PM You have to be a teen, you are so juvenile and petty.

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  49. Anonymous12:24 PM

    Servant heart Sarah hopping on her ski-doo, ringing in those New Year's bells, and warning the camp buddies she's driftin' and blastin' through the snow, ready to take on that chill as she resolves to eat a bigger plate of moosemeat.

    Servant heart Sarah, wanting to save America and take away all government, so that when Americans get hit by tornadoes, earthquakes and catastrophes, we won't have to pay to help em'. Cause I want to follow that pyramid of team spirit, loyalty and cooperation only to the elites who keep me rich. Sarah's servant heart is so thankful she's so powerful and pulls her own weight and doesn't have to rely on anyone. Now, folks, she dares anyone who doesn't have a camp at the foot of a mountain, or a second home in Arizona, or a multiple million-dollar account to still have that work ethic and self-discipline to make her America extraordinary.

    Sarah's New Year's resolutions for America are a tall order, while she smiles winks, a big thank you to Fox, send my paycheque in the mail, and off I go to have a great time, living vibrantly as I go.

    All you others can just stay sick, stay unemployed and you're all on your own.

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    1. Anonymous5:52 PM

      That basically covers the whole GOP. How many days are they working in 2014 again? 113?

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    2. Anonymous6:46 PM

      Why dont you take her lead and go work some charity.

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  50. Anonymous12:26 PM

    What is Caint Get Right's New Year resolution?

    Is it to Get Right and to finally move out of mama's house?

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    1. Sally in MI3:40 PM

      Airplane hanger..he doesn't rate a room in the mansion.

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    2. Anonymous6:46 PM

      Wow. Slander much? He's had a house. Grow up. There isn't a better father and more responsible man than him

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    3. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Responsible men don't get hooked on Oxycontin and have to go to REHAB.

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  51. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Simply disgusting. Why do the cons have to make EVERY holiday political? Fox doing a All Amerikan NYE is truly laughable because the treasonous bastards are the last ones I perceive as American. I for one would like to know what kind of ratings this generated against the other NYE celebrations on other channels. I predict an epic fail.

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    1. Sally in MI3:40 PM

      They were all awful One channel had that stellar role model Miley Cyrus. CBS had Conan O"Brian and no entertainment. The other was rap based and loud. They were horrible. I watched a few minutes of CBS, but it was so boring I read a book for the evening. They covered up the ball dropping with a promo ad for something. Truly awful TV last night. Not like when we had Dick Clark and real entertainers, and the big band on CBS.

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  52. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Willow doesn't have a New Years resolution. She already got it.

    Willow's wish was to drop out of high school in her sophomore year and go to hair school and work for SarahPac as Sarah's personal highly paid hair brusher.

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    1. Anonymous12:50 PM

      You mean WIG brusher!

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    2. Anonymous6:45 PM

      She definitely graduated early, as many do. Many of bristol's peers hated HS so much that they graduated early (something Bristol tried to do with her extra classes) What drove Bristol to have the desire to have a baby? Most of WHS was pregnant in 2008. So the lies on the blogs need to stop

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    3. Anonymous7:48 PM

      6:45pm

      All the white trash girls from Wasilla High get knocked up early and then they get left in the dust by boyfriends who never wanted children and can't run fast enough from their formerly hot high school sweethearts that are now big fat postpartum mothers with squalling brats.

      We then see most of those young moms standing in line at the Food Pantry, right down the street from the high school while their baby daddies party on with new girls.

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    4. Anonymous9:06 PM

      6:45 PM Bristol dropped out of High School with 9 month Mono in 2007. Tripp is older than the age that they are trying to push. Willow has hidden her Pregnancy. Who knows what happened to all of the ILLEGITIMATE Babies from that Lake Lucille Bordello?

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  53. Anonymous12:32 PM

    What is Piper's New Year resolution?

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    1. Anonymous12:52 PM

      Piper wants to break the mold and become a NORMAL teen who respects limits, studies hard and prepares for her future education. Or not.

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    2. Anonymous3:39 PM

      She is aspiring to follow the Duck Dynasty marital advice and get married at 14, that way she will be the ONLY Palin/Heath woman in generations to be a virgin on her wedding night.

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    3. Anonymous4:00 PM

      3:39 PM We don't know if she is still a virgin.

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    4. Anonymous5:53 PM

      Come on 4:00, uncalled for.

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    5. Anonymous5:53 PM

      Piper will be the worst. Just wait.

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    6. Anonymous6:44 PM

      They are all normal. Jealous they're nicer, more mature and more responsible than everyone here?

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    7. Anonymous8:58 PM

      5:53 Do you know?

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  54. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Todd is probably wishing that Shailey Tripp doesn't make a movie based on Boys Will Be Boys.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:28 PM

      He's just wishing his part doesn't go to Paul Reubens. (and by part I mean "role")

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    2. Anonymous8:57 PM

      The Movie is coming soon. Sarah will be curled up in a fetal position and drugged. "Boys Will Be Boys". BWAHAHAHAHA.

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  55. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Fucking unbelievable! The retard with the aspirations to become the world's most powerful leader wants to eat more meat as her New Year's resolution.

    That's our Sarah from Alaska.

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    1. Anonymous6:16 PM

      Profound, isn't it?

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    2. Anonymous6:19 PM

      Who listens to a quitter-loser unless for the entertainment factor?

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  56. Anonymous12:45 PM

    I think this interview may be Sarah shifting into gear for the Sportsman Channel show. They're going to have to start filming soon to meet the announced April premiere. Perhaps they'll kick-off with an episode in AK.

    I wish her luck...may she and all who promote her in all her ventures get exactly what they deserve.

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  57. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Sarah's resolution is to eat more meat? You shittin' me? What about keeping Piper from getting pregnant? How about stop dragging Piper around to Sarah's photo ops and let her do her homework so Piper doesn't have to drop out of school to go to hair school? Now those are some excellent suggestions.

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    1. Anonymous2:12 PM

      Going to the cabin and leaving B and W home alone ? Well, they'll be popping out kids again in early October.

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    2. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Bristol is humping Joey. Who has Willow got? One of the needy buddies?

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    3. Anonymous6:43 PM

      How about YOU stop lying. all of you

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    4. Anonymous8:55 PM

      6:43 The Truth bothers you that much? How about you disappear, we are all laughing at you.

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  58. Anonymous12:46 PM


    The bangs, part of the wig, cover the dark brown shiny polyester skull cap that goes under the wig. Praise the lord and pass the wig, Sarah is going out tonight.

    I think that she pulls her hair, which explains hair loss. It is a common practice of neurotics that do drugs. She might even be eating it. It is her way of going Green.

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    1. Anonymous2:44 PM

      Her lakefront is always showing.

      http://www.wigs.com/lace_front_wigs.html

      I can't figure out if she is really totally bald or just patchy but she def does a lace front.

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    2. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Ha Ha, my spellcheck converted "lace front" to "lakefront" which makes it doubly funny...

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    3. Anita Winecooler7:25 PM

      What a shame. Lace front wigs are very expensive and need a lot of maintenance. Her's look like shit. Maybe she cleans toilet bowls with them?

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  59. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Eat more meat, eh? Now that sounds really familiar, Sarah.
    Just sayin'...

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  60. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Weeeee dawgeeee! Alaska's quitter governor Sarah Palin's New Years resolution is to

    "Eat more meat." 

    I thought Sarah would say she would stop playing that racist game Eskimo Bingo and actually go out and help the Alaska Native Indians?

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  61. Anonymous1:23 PM

    One of the. best. headlines. evah! Kudos, Gryph!

    Paul in Indiana

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  62. Anonymous1:26 PM

    Dear Sarah Palin, Are you sure you want to be quoting John Wooden? He, apparently, didn't think too highly of you.

    "He [John Wooden] also said he voted for Barack Obama. "I didn't vote for him because I thought he was outstanding," he said. "I just liked him better than the others, that's all.""

    Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/seth_davis/08/24/john.wooden/index.html#ixzz2pBjV2OOv

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  63. Anonymous1:49 PM

    "Eat more meat". So Ron Swanson of her :-)

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    1. Anonymous2:19 PM

      Skeletor should takr her own advice. Projection "has" always been her middle name. How many times have we said, "could she look anymore stupid?" Then she tops herself.

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  64. Anonymous1:57 PM

    Fox pulled Chatty Skanky's string and she spewed a conflagration of inexplicable strung together words leaving the commentators' respective jaws dropping
    And BTW, IMO, Lizzie is not ready for prime time. She was horrible!

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      Lizzie's best talent was starving herself to emaciation on "Survivor" She even remembered to not vomit on screen.That takes some acting ability!

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  65. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Happy New Year to Sarah and all her family.

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    1. Sally in MI3:36 PM

      Yes, and Happy New Year to all of us who are not grifting cheats, living off the donations of others and a hefty salary for being angry and snarky all the time, too. Sarah's family will evidently be eating more Taco Bell meat substitutes and playing basketball while giving up their government paid health care, her government retirement funds, and giving back the TV subsidies she got for the fake TV shows, right?

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    2. Anonymous5:09 PM

      "her government retirement funds"

      I hope Alaskans aren't really paying a pension for only a half-term as governor.

      It would really be interesting if some one added up what exactly this harpy cost wasilla and the state of AK in terms of per diem to live in her own house, taking kids on state business trips, re-doing office etc.

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    3. Anonymous5:56 PM

      Instead of singing "Auld Lang Syne," the Heath/Palins sing "I'm My Own Grandpa."

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    4. Anonymous6:41 PM

      ??? Anon 556 makes no sense.

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    5. Anonymous6:42 PM

      Sally needs a life and to grow up. Are you jealous all her kids are more mature and responsible than you

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    6. Anita Winecooler7:18 PM

      Harpy Moo Year, Palin Family (you know who you are).

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    7. Anonymous8:51 PM

      6:42 PM Are you crazy??? None of Sarah Palin's kids are mature and responsible. They are Loose Baby Making Whores with no regards for the babies without Daddies. Why would anybody be jealous of that Dysfunctional group of Tramps??? Where can they go without being laughed at???

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  66. Anonymous2:25 PM

    That is hysterical! I found if you turn the sound off and just watch she talks like a mannequin! What the hell Sarah! Lay off the botox!

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    1. Anonymous3:35 PM

      I always watch Mrs. Palin with the sound off. You can really see all her antics clearly.

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      She's a retard with the sound on or off. Her facial antics are more apparent when you are not distracted by her shrill idiocy.

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    3. Anonymous5:33 PM

      There IS no such thing as Mrs. Palin anymore.

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  67. Anonymous2:42 PM

    I guess the family friendly Fox News NYE special got railroaded by some drunk ass girls in Miami and the local affiliate was not running the 7 second delay. Totes hilars.

    http://dlisted.com/2014/01/01/hot-sluts-of-the-day-23/

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      Wasilla in da house, YO!!! Save the ho ho's for xmas!

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  68. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Dman, written by a SnowBlower going full tilt! Bent axle for sure!

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  69. Anonymous3:37 PM

    LOL , Sarah wasn'e even invited, juts a quick video as 'filler" as Liz gets the big bucks AND the TV time.

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  70. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Eat more meat...she's so phony! She doesn't eat much at all as is evident by the looks of her, but she's got to prolong that facade, the lie that she and her family 'eat all the time' moose, moosechili, etc.' She is al ying sack of crap and you know what? She knows she is!

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    1. Anonymous6:41 PM

      idk Piper says she's a good cook

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    2. Anita Winecooler7:12 PM

      And Piper has developed quite a sophisticated palette, Knows what wine goes with what dishes, for instance, a white zin and wild alsaska salmon, a rose with peanut butter and jelly, only if it's jiff. If it's peter pan, a Bordeaux is called for. Burnt boxed mac and cheese? Boxed wine, any variety.

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  71. PalinsHoax4:08 PM

    That's quite a roaring fire behind Palin. Must symbolize the hot flashes that she's having at this age in her life.

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  72. Anonymous5:39 PM

    The Mt. Mckinley comment is a slam toward Alaska Natives, nobody in Alaska calls the mountain anything but Denali. She is going all out Joe Miller and laughing all the way to the bank. Prepare for more snide comments like this coming from the Queen of Snark.

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    1. Anonymous6:41 PM

      Im not sure why she even says that on tv. In reality, they all say Petersville. and it's a huge stretch to say that's a slam. So grow up

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    2. Anonymous6:55 PM

      She always HAS been a racist. I would just like someone to explain to me whether you are agnostic, atheist, Buddhist, Ba'hai, Jewish, Scientologist, Flying Spaghetti Monster, protestant or Catholic...how does ANYONE in their right mind think she is anything about Christ in her heart? As you say, 5:39 pm, prepare for more!

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    3. Anonymous7:43 PM

      It's just because Mrs. Palin is basically an Alaskan wanna be. She's a first generation Alaskan with no roots in the state. Of course she calls it Mt. McKinley, which is funny because it's the Federal Government, the one that she wants to butt out of our lives, that officially changed the name of the mountain from Denali to Mt. McKinley. I guess when she finally vanquishes "the Fed" the mountain will once again be recognized by all people as Denali.

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  73. Anonymous6:37 PM

    why doesn't she just say Petersville? THAT is what alaskans say, ti is what she says normally.

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  74. Anita Winecooler7:06 PM

    First thing Baldy does is drive a knife in Jesus's back. "Eat more meat". She's trying to send Jesus, a fisherman, out of business. Bad move, Sarah. Jesus has a long memory, I hear. LMAO Guess that's why her book sunk lower than Bristols chin when she peeked at her peestick.

    Gee, I missed so much! Do the buddies live in the cabins all year round? OR is that where Todd runs his bidness?

    What I love the most when she's "unscripted", are all the "ehs" "ums" "uhhhs" and mostly word salady words. No "orwellian" "calculus" etc. Does she have the stamina to chew meat?

    Oh, and "Happy New Year, Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Tripp, what's the girls name again? Kasey, Kalei, Kayla, that's it, Kyla! Also, too, my mom and dad, Chuck Sr and Sally, and also Nancy French and RAM. And my lesbian friend, also too, two!

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  75. Anonymous7:55 PM

    It was a horrible evening on Fox. They are slipping.

    Willie Robertson and wife Korie Robertson sat down with hosts Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Bill Hemmer with the expectation that they would publicly discuss, for the first time, the controversy surrounding their family’s patriarch.
    The pair appeared live, via satellite, from Steamboat Springs, Colo., but did not discuss Phil’s suspension from and subsequent reinstatement on the A&E reality show Duck Dynasty in much depth, nor did they address the patriarch’s remarks that landed him in hot water in the first place, including his suggestion that homosexuality is “illogical” because he finds a woman’s vagina more appealing than a man’s anus.
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/willie-and-korie

    ‘We’re Gonna F*ck Sh*t Up!” Live on Fox News
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-party-girl-says-were-gonna-fck-sht-up-live-on-fox-news/

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