Friday, January 10, 2014

Sarah Palin attends press breakfast where she declares that her new show about shooting animals in the face on the Sportsman channel will restore America, inspire women, and probably cure cancer if you believe the hype.


Courtesy of The Wrap:

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin can comfortably split her time between Fox News Channel and her new Sportsman Channel series because both aim to spread the pro-American message and restore the country’s global leadership, she told TheWrap. 

“Fox really gets it, you know. They understand what it’s gonna take for American exceptionalism to be restored,” Palin said following her presentation for “Amazing America” at the Television Critics Association winter press tour on Friday. 

“They understand that getting more people active and productive and living a real industrious type lifestyle – that our show will showcase – actually helps the cause of Fox too, so it’s mutually beneficial.” 

(I'm sorry how does walking through the woods shooting creatures who are minding their own business going to "restore exceptionalism" in America?)

The Sportsman Channel series will follow Palin – who returned to Fox News as a contributor last year – as she visits people and places around the country that “embrace, and encourage, and inspire more of that American spirit that we need more of.” 

“What our show is gonna do is help fundamentally restore that, restore that Americana spirit, that built us, that laid the foundation for where we are today,” Palin said. 

(Yep, nothing says AMERIKA like killing everything in sight and then showing in on television so that overweight couch potatoes can feel the the visceral thrill of hunting hand raised animals chased through an enclosed area where the outcome is really never in doubt. Remember my daughter works on reality shows, she knows how these things are rigged.)

“I want young women to be inspired by the show that we’re gonna put together,” she said. “One of the reasons is that I think this world would be better off having more young women holding a fish in a picture and fewer of ‘em holding their camera in front of the bathroom mirror doing a selfie.” 

(And we certainly know what a WONDERFUL example Palin has set for the young women living in her home. Right?)

Palin told TheWrap that her contract with Fox News needed to allow for filming on the Sportsman Channel series, which she says is her “most favorite thing” that she’s done in recent years. 

“I am so thankful for Roger Ailes allowing me to do the Sportsman Channel show,” Palin told TheWrap. “It was part of the negotiations to come back to work with Fox, was to be able to do this.” 

(Please, Ailes could NOT care less what Little Annie Oakey-Dokey does in her off time from the handful of minutes that he pays her to make the rest of his guests look more intelligent by comparison. He is probably hoping that somebody will mistake her wig for a muskrat and end her contract early.)

“In fact I’m more excited about this project than I have been about many of the other projects and things that I have done in the past,” she said during the presentation. 

But pressed on what those less enjoyable past projects were, Palin didn’t kiss and tell. 

“Oh I’ve done some things that, um, I’ve kind of been roped into that haven’t been my most favorite things to do in the world,” she said. (Give me a break! We know she begged for all of those reality shows and cable news appearances. Maybe she means those few appearances at charity events, when she was trying to appear compassionate.) “But this is my most favorite thing, is being in the great outdoors and inviting other people to come live that lifestyle with us even if it’s just through the airwaves.” 

Palin also brushed off a question about a new book claiming Ailes offered a Fox News employee a raise in exchange for sex. 

(What? They asked her about that?)

“That he paid what?” she asked, apparently unaware of Gabriel Sherman’s upcoming biography of Ailes, “The Loudest Voice in the Room.” TheWrap told her about the claim. 

“I think bogus rumors like that are really a waste of time especially when I want to talk about being red, wild and blue in America,” she said, quoting the Sportsman Channel’s slogan. 

(Now does that sound like she is surprised Ailes made the offer, or surprised that he offered so much. Hmmm.)

“But ask me something about the great outdoors and I’ll be happy to answer ya. Come on, think of something!”

Here's one, "What do you read about hunting?" Oooh, that would certainly stump her.

Can you believe the hard sell she is giving this program?

As if a hunting program, on a channel nobody has even heard of, is going to do anything for anybody, except give her an even smaller audience than she has on Fox News and Facebook.

Let's face it the only thing this program will "fundamentally change" is that it will fundamentally signal the end of her fifteen minutes of fame.

P.S. And here is a little advice Ms. Palin, since those of us on the Left are looking out for you. If you talk Dick Cheney into making an appearance on your program, dress in the brightest orange vest you can find and stay well behind him. He has a history of shooting first and sorting out the wildlife from the hunting partners afterward.

Update: Mediaite has a little more concerning her take on Bridge-gate. Check out her hair.

Update: Oh God, the shoes!

185 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:05 PM

    No matter how much weight she loses her face is still fat and saggy

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    1. Anonymous1:59 PM

      Toxicity

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    2. Anonymous3:09 PM

      I'd love to see side by side pics of this photo and a photo from the 2008 campaign. She's aged 10 years in 5. Yikes! All that plastic surgery and she just looks older & crazier.

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    3. Palin is a FRAUD3:23 PM

      FACT:
      Palin is so completely ignorant about what to do with a killed animal that she used a cheese knife to carve a turkey - that was upside down!

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    4. Anonymous3:26 PM

      LMAO !! LUV IT, that beak of hers ( nose ) is just getting more and more bulbous, just like her creepy perverted inbred dad's

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    5. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Just saw her on "Inside Edition" talking about Christie and the BRIDGE. In typical fashion first she said it was wrong, BUT look at some of the cover-ups coming from the people in this White House!! She actually said that, dumb skank. Looked like she was wearing false eyelashes that were brushing against her glasses. Also, too, her wig looks like either Willing "thinned it out" and did a terrible job, or one of the animals she was hunting got a hold of it and tore it. What a mess.

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    6. Anonymous4:43 PM

      Oh, on "Inside Edition" she was asked if she would be running for president in 2016. Well, she has not thought about it yet, but we will see. FAT CHANCE. She is dead meat.

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    7. Anonymous5:03 PM

      I think her nose is getting bigger due to plastic surgery. Cheek skin stretched and tied behind her ears... the nose has gotta spread.

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    8. Anita Winecooler5:50 PM

      Her face is pregnant? Hey, at least she picked "round" this time!

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    9. Anita Winecooler5:51 PM

      Calling MME Tousseau, if you count one of your wacksjobs, one of them is melting!

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    10. Baldy just posted a "promo" picture of her "selfie" on Twitter!

      Looks like they brought in a professional hair wrangler to cover up the wisps of hair she has left on that giant head of hers!

      Unfortunately the miss matched clothes fucks it all up! LOL!!

      Link....https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdqIRI-CAAIfJ4Q.jpg

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    11. Anonymous7:08 PM

      GinaM

      She's looking a little chubby in that photo.

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    12. Anonymous8:49 PM

      What's the point of wearing camo pants when the top is a bright red vest?

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    13. Anonymous4:32 AM

      Maybe she came right over from "earning her raise" from Ailes??

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  2. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Sarah Palin and TV Critics: 'Let's Use Each Other For A Day'

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/bastard-machine/sarah-palin-tv-critics-lets-669892

    And it worked out great, at least for me. I got to make a lot of Twitter jokes about the event, which was less organized and poorly sold than I'd imagined. For example, the Sportsman Channel didn't have a panel format (apparently they weren't allowed to because they came late to the party), but everybody who showed up expected Palin to take questions.
    Instead, she had opening remarks and then was going to, in her words, "bebop" around to all the breakfast tables and meet the assembled critics. Did that happen? Of course not. As soon as she came off the little mini stage she was swarmed by reporters who needed to file a story about Sarah Palin being, well, anywhere. Everywhere she goes, she gets attention. Until she doesn't, she's a draw. And a draw that will keep attracting offers for shows. But the very fact she was here for the Sportsman Channel -- and again, no disrespect to the channel -- is probably a damning sign about the continuing relevance of her draw.

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    1. Anonymous1:47 PM

      Jesus, the Belmonts in the picture in the Hollywood Reporter story make her look like a Macy's Day Parade Float. Down girl!

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    2. Anonymous2:06 PM

      She got better attention when she wore that stuffed belly thang she strapped on for Trig. Can she get her money back on the Belmonts?

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    3. Anonymous2:27 PM

      That's an old pic, 1:47PM, but, yeah, ranks a close second to the pink satin hooker pic in the OMFG department.

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    4. Super Fan In Atlanta2:32 PM

      There is a responder called Exodus2011 that lives at The Hollywood Reporter that is definitely a Palin fan. S/he calls Palin Madame Steel Spine. It's fascinating to read what I thought was sarcasm. But, lo, they were dead serious. Even commends Bristol for leading a revolution of sorts with young people across the nation. Sad yet fascinating all at the same time.

      http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/bastard-machine/sarah-palin-tv-critics-lets-669892

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    5. Anonymous3:16 PM

      Exodus2011 actually lives in New Zealand.

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    6. Anonymous3:43 PM

      G-Man, you admitted you knew CBJ wasn't in the hospital the day of the "Tri-g delivery." When are you going to put an end to this loser's "career?"

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    7. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Link to the Mediaite story from Gryphen and see what one of the commenters has to say in response to the fool spouting the "Wild Ride" story. They make it sound like it's gospel that Palin had to go to the hospital the next day after the Wild Ride and her "pregnancy" was induced. Where do these idiots get their information? I need to invite them to IM to get an education, I guess.

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  3. Anonymous1:18 PM

    Interesting? How are they gonna prop all these exceptional places and people for ms palin. Does she get to control who she interviews? Where? When? How? Who is in charge? My guess. All 12 of palin wacko supporters will be interviewed and deemed a genius by head wacko.

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    1. Anonymous1:54 PM

      Each program is only a half an hour long, which means filling 22 minutes at the most. Some of the other reality shows manage to cut into the 22 minutes by showing what they call B-rolll footage to set the scene. Let's say that Sarah visits some guy who ties flies in rural Montana and then they are going to go out to catch some fish. The footage will show the pine trees, the river,a lake, more trees, maybe a mountain, a close up of the crusty old guy's work shop, tight shot on his gnarled hands deftly tying feathers together, Palin doesn't have to say very much. "So, how did you get interested in making fishing flies?" "How long have you been doing this?" "Hey, let's go fishing."

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    2. Super Fan In Atlanta2:33 PM

      I thought Palin was only filling a narrator role and did not have to physically travel to all these places. Guess I mis-read the article.

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    3. Anonymous3:04 PM

      She's already filmed the shows. Remember all the "vacations" she posted on FB this summer :shooting guns on horseback, pontoon boat in some man made lake. Piper jumping off a cliff/waterfall in Arizona & probably Todd's Rainbow lodge for hunting (remember the camouflage/blueberry picks). No wonder it's her favorite gig. Free vacations for the whole family plus a paycheck.

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    4. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Not just favorite but her MOST favorite. What is she? Three years old?

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    5. laprofesora5:58 PM

      Seems to me this show would be better placed on Comedy Central. She is one bad joke after another. No one takes her seriously, as a politician, celebrity or sportswoman. In fact her schtick as pioneer woman from the great outdoors is getting tired and old. If she wasn't good for a laugh now and then she'd be completely boring.

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    6. Anonymous8:52 PM

      Look for some really funny comedy skits coming our way!

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  4. Anonymous1:19 PM

    My God, she looks like she is in her 70's!

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  5. Anonymous1:21 PM

    This puts it in perspective... Sarah Palin was here for breakfast.

    Fast forward through any number of pithy quotes in response to political events, unfulfilled hints at a political comeback and her stint at Fox News and you'll find Palin's TV career at... the Sportsman Channel.

    So, toss out the politics and let's look at this from a television perspective. From a "television career" relevance perspective. This is not a star gig. This is not going from, say, film star to TV star. It's more like a reality "star" ending up on a reality show about fallen reality stars. Trajectory-wise in the business of television, Palin is going down, not up.
    In two-plus weeks of surveying new series and talking to series' creators, stars, show runners and producers here at the TCA press tour, critics and TV reporters will stack up their relevance and get the word out to viewers navigating a very, very crowded field of options. It's unlikely that you'll find anything about Amazing America in those assessments other than Sarah Palin was here for breakfast.

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    1. Anonymous2:13 PM

      It's another "Puppet show and Spinal Tap" moment for her. Bless her heart....

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:00 PM

      What did she have to eat? Do real "Sportspeople" have half a tic tac and a big gulp for breakfast?

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  6. Anonymous1:28 PM

    she was SHOCKED that Ailes was only offering $100 a week.for sex. Todd gets $17K a week at his Rainbow Lodge.

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    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Maybe she was shocked he was paying $100, when she only gets $25.

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    2. Anonymous8:56 PM

      Or maybe she was shocked because she offered him $100 but he said something like "Not for any amount of money!

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  7. Anonymous1:29 PM

    Her show will be competing against the Iditarod on the Sportsmans channel. It's coming back after being absent since 2009.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:04 PM

      Oh No! Looks like one of Todd's "gals" will have to substitute the time honored, constitutionally protected photo op of the worried wife showing affection for the losing snowmachine racing Todd at the finish line.
      This could get uglier!

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    2. Anonymous8:55 PM

      Look for Pimp Daddy Todd's cheerleaders in the background! Bet MRS. Palin doesn't even show up.

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  8. Boscoe1:43 PM

    "Check out her hair. "

    Good god, check out her EYES! Hey $a®ah™, pot ain't legal in Alaska (or Arizona) *yet*...

    But yeah, that hair... that's the JBF style! LOL

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    1. Anonymous1:55 PM

      She wore the red, white and blue flag shoes so you wouldn't notice her hair. Any time that you can see Sarah's real hairline, you know that it's another bad wig. Even if it's not real hair, it still has to be cleaned and combed.

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    2. Anonymous2:12 PM

      Vampires can't have mirrors. That may explain why she goes public with dirty, gross messed up wigs.

      She is back to funeral ware for Pasadena crowd. Black. She is still thinking death. If not an actual person, death for the cartoon character she has turned herself into. She lost touch with any real self. She wants to end her miserable act but can't admit it yet.

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    3. Anonymous2:17 PM

      the shoes are FAAAABulous for a gay hooker.

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    4. Anonymous4:46 PM

      Is she wearing false eyelashes now? What a mess.

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    5. Anonymous7:01 PM

      She has always worn false lashes and has eyeliner tattoo as well. Think she finally caught on how dated the tattooed lip-liner was and let hers fade.

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  9. Anonymous1:45 PM

    She's a MESS from head to toe...

    https://twitter.com/SPORTSMANchnl/status/421738175292116992/photo/1

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    1. Anonymous2:20 PM

      Those are her red, white and ewww shoes.

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    2. High fashion in the Meth-Su Valley.

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    3. Anonymous3:06 PM

      Yep cuz nothing says patriotic quite like walking on our flag.

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    4. Anonymous9:26 PM

      Anonymous 3:06...That's exactly what I thought! Maybe she's tired of her flag bracelet.

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    5. Anonymous7:51 AM

      Yuk. Such poor taste.

      They don't even fit her, look at the back of the heel - they're at least one size too big.

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  10. Anonymous1:49 PM

    My most favorite thing. My grandchildren talk like that, but they usually are talking about "my most favorite color right now is pink but I might change my mind and then purple will be my most favorite color." Appearing on Fox isn't favorite? Writing about Christmas wasn't favorite? Going hunting with Todd and the guys wasn't favorite? Teaching Trig how to read and count should be her most favorite thing.

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    1. Glen Rice, most favorite?

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  11. Beldar Chestnut Conehead1:52 PM

    Lighten up, Gryphen, will ya!! You're always bagging on the Screechy Wretch(tm). Seriously, what has this poor cadaverous looking creature ever done to you that you're always so negative towards her?

    Frankly, I'm extremely impressed that a woman of such demonstrably low native intelligence who came to this country speaking not a SINGLE word of American could have developed into the nearly coherent speaker of vibrantly pidgin English that she is today.

    Not only that, she was allegedly able to attend many colleges across the country as a young itinerant beauty contest contestant and tho no official academic record has ever been produced, she may actually have completed some classes at more than one of those institutions. VERY impressive, in MY opinion!

    And don't get me started on motherhood! You seem to have a low regard for her maternal skills. Then how do you explain that more incarcerated moms vote Screechy as their role model than any other woman since Ms. Bonnie Parker??

    So, how about it, buddy boy: LEAVE THE SCREECHY WRETCH(tm) ALONE!!!

    And GROW UP, also too!

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    1. Anonymous2:07 PM

      Marry me, Beldar! :-)

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    2. Anonymous4:49 PM

      Get a life, Beldar. The Palins live "loving, happy, vibrant lives. All the illegitimate kids are well behaved, and do as they are told" Snark meter on high.

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    3. Anonymous4:58 PM

      2:07pm

      I love you Maebe Funke!

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:39 PM

      Well, when you put it that way, I kind of feel sorry for real women who came to this country and worked hard to learn the language, go to school, make millions on fox news, and have books written for her that sink faster than Baluga Whale Turds at high tide.

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  12. Anonymous1:56 PM

    What happened to the other half of the show, Ted Nuggent? I think that Sarah kicked him to the curb, the way that the Massey brothers got kicked out of Bristol's reality show.

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    1. Anonymous2:13 PM

      Ted hosts his own Sportsman Channel show, 'Wanted Ted or Alive.' Sarah has her gig; Ted has his gig...both on the same network. There were never plans for co-hosting.

      Think you got confused by the wording the media used to announce Sarah's show.
      http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-sarah-palin-host-show-on-the-sportsman-channel-20131209,0,5971427.story#axzz2q2WRSYEU

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    2. Anonymous2:16 PM

      Ted's show was different than hers:

      http://www.thesportsmanchannel.com/programming/descriptions/description.php?ID=579

      He also was on this channel with someone called "Pigman" who apparently rids the world of unwanted feral pigs.

      Who knew, am I right?

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    3. Anonymous4:31 PM

      Is that the same Ted Nugent who promised to be either dead or in jail if Barack Obama were reelected President? If so, it seems he is nothing but a bald-face liar.

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    4. Anonymous5:49 PM

      Oh, crusty poopy pants Ted was just kidding. He didn't really mean what he said. He was using Karl Rove's predictions. He should be in jail, though.

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    5. Anonymous8:37 PM

      "They" sure shut him the hell up, now didn't they?

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  13. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Sarah. you want the audience to do her work for you: "Ask me questions about the great outdoors ....come on, think of something."

    No, Sarah, your job was to paint word pictures so that the TV critics could grasp what this great-outdoorsy exceptionalism is all about. You were supposed to outline your vision, and give them some concrete ideas that they can take home. When it comes time for them to write, you'll have presented such a compelling story to them that they can't help but include you in their write-ups.

    Instead, you just wagged your finger about what people are supposed to be doing (says you -- and which very few TV critics can relate to) and spun word salad about the "great outdoors." Then you aggressively goaded them to ask questions about some nebulous TV show that, it's clear, even you don't have a firm grasp on.
    Utter and complete fail.
    Plus, Sarah, I know there are no mirrors out there in the wilderness where you hang out, but there are combs for sale in the hotel gift shop. You could duck into the ladies room, use your new comb, and go up on stage looking like a TV presenter is supposed to look, even for those couch potatoes who you say are your target audience. They're dreaming of taking you on a date at Applebee's, but even they know that your appearance means they'd have to settle on taking you to McDonald's -- the one across town where none of his friends will see you.

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  14. Look at the names of the other shows she 's sharing the network with!

    "Other series on the channel include “Predator Nation,” “Dead Meat,” “Meateater,” “Combat School” and, of course, “Pigman: The Series.”

    "Meateater"....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...who's starring in that....the Toad?

    "Pigman"....isn't Piper's initials PIG?

    "Combat School"...the closest to school Track will EVAH get!

    And finally..."Predator Nation"...starring Beefy and Wallow...on the hunt for that elusive.....HUSBAND!

    MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....good ole Baldy got jobs for her entire family!

    Note: No job for Trig...he's not her kid! LMAO!!

    Link....http://communityvoices.post-gazette.com/arts-entertainment-living/tuned-in/item/37646-press-tour-sarah-palin-pals-around-with-lamestream-media

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    1. Anonymous5:45 PM

      Love ya, GinaM, but Trig IS the victim in all of this. Had a DS cousin when it was called "mongoloid." Off limits, please? My aunt and uncle did more for DS awareness in the sixties than Baldy and Co. ever thought of. They're FULL of it to their eyeballs!

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  15. Anonymous2:13 PM

    Lovely black cocktail dress for a breakfast meeting.

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    1. Anonymous2:50 PM

      She just woke up and those are the clothes that she slept in.

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    2. Anonymous2:50 PM

      The Wasillabilly has no class. Sarah Palin does not know the proper attire to wear to an event. Bristol will be wearing that same dress to her next Trial Daddy interview.

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    3. Anonymous2:52 PM

      She wears jeans to funerals, tie dye or a superman t-shirt and five-inch heel sandals to political rallies, skin-tight, low cut clothes to Liberty University, and a trucker hat and t-shirt to Belmont. It wouldn't be Sarah Palin if she didn't dress inappropriately.

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:34 PM

      Black Sequins? A wedding in the Palin household, perhaps?

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    5. Anonymous2:51 AM

      You can take the skank out of Wasilla, but you can't take Wasilla out of the skank. McCain knows this better than anyone.

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  16. Anonymous2:15 PM

    comments are super funny on mediaite link.. People are noticing that she looks like she's a meth head.

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    1. Anonymous4:18 PM

      Only the blind could miss that.

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    2. Anonymous4:59 PM

      I don't think she's a meth head she's just an old lady who's starving herself to death.

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    3. Anita Winecooler6:33 PM

      Exodus is having a hard time correcting every one..... funnier than anything Sarah says or does.....

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    4. Anonymous6:45 PM

      Todd, also, too. They may do other speed more often now, but they still do speed. Old lady and starving herself to death also.

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  17. Anonymous2:15 PM

    I swear, I read her words and hear Charlie Brown's teacher. Every. Single. Time.

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  18. Anonymous2:16 PM

    One of my favorite tweets

    "If she weren't such a horrible, horrible person, she'd be very charming," said one critic.
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    And there was another one about her shoes being like one of the spice girls.
    And another tweet how red whit and blue shoes and sequined sweater doesn't say much and the great outdoors!!!

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  19. Another public appearance without her wedding ring. Where was her purse holder?

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    1. Anonymous5:11 PM

      Pimp Daddy Todd got his own purse carrier, doncha know? He has busniss to attend to up at the Raidbow Lodge, doncha know?

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  20. Anonymous2:34 PM

    It's a pity the first episode won't air on the much more appropriate April 1st.

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  21. Anonymous2:39 PM

    She looks soooo Hollywood --- plastic!!!!

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    1. Anonymous4:43 PM

      Plastic, you say? Could've sworn it was spackling.

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    2. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Not Hollywood. The San Fernando Valley.

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  22. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Kissing up to Roger Ailes who basically says that he hired her to be his side show freak? Of course she is.

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    1. Anonymous2:59 PM

      She's trying to paint the picture that she and Ailes are BFFs after he made it clear that they aren't.

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    2. Anonymous4:27 PM

      If Roger Ailes can't listen to what she says, than he doesn't see her wardrobe choices. He must have no idea she looks dirty, like filthy and in need of a shampoo and shower. I think he lies because someone would tell him to check her out. You have to see it to believe how bad it is and the fact that she is going noticeably downhill each times she rolls out.

      But Roger wants to claim he doesn't notice she has the look of a meth addict. The man has no soul to ignore the fact she looks like she is near death, like a Karen Carpenter or such.

      He is the head of a big media corp and he doesn't pay attention to what the company produces. Oh sure, Roger.

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  23. Anonymous2:49 PM

    What happened to the other half of the show, Ted Nuggent? I think that Sarah kicked him to the curb, the way that the Massey brothers got kicked out of Bristol's reality show.

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  24. Anonymous2:52 PM

    OMG Those shoes! She's not just tacky, she's also cheap (you all knew this already though....)

    http://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-us-flag-pumps.html

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    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      Made in China.

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    2. Hurts my feet just looking at those shoes!

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    3. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Now that Bristol posted that picture of her mom's giant deformed toes, it's no wonder Mrs. Palin wears shoes that are a size too big.

      BTW, those 30$ made-in-China flag shoes fit the model; Mrs. Palin, not so much.

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  25. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Will Sportsmen's Channel show it if Sarah stumbles through the woods and finds one of her daughters drunk in a tent being all rill amurikan? Or will we have to wait for the next memoir from Sarah's mini-me's?

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  26. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Come on Sarah! Pull the wig off and show us your Miley Cyrus 1/2 inch spikey do. It looks quite dark under that very unflattering wig. Good lord! Were you in a hurry when you plopped it on your noggin this morning?
    BTW the comments on the Mediaite site are not to be missed. Can somebody go on over there and set the one commenter straight about Sarah's "Wild Ride Story?" Il Duce needs a good ass kicking. Moron!

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      RBLRDR:

      Her wig looks like it doubles as a floor mop.

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  27. "(Now does that sound like she is surprised Ailes made the offer, or surprised that he offered so much. Hmmm.) "
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    She was surprised that the offer wasn't made to her.

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      Wouldn't the offer have to be made through Todd?

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  28. Anonymous3:27 PM

    Excuse me.. How the fuck does someone who praised Alaskan secessionists and hates what the US by all her war declarations on Americans can be taken seriously with her hair brained I love America tour?

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      Visit c4p sometime. There's your answer. *wink*

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  29. Super Fan In Atlanta3:33 PM

    As a former weave queen, I looks like the hair on top and circling her face is hers. The only fake pieces are perhaps extensions in the back that appear to be thicker and longer. Can't tell with just a front view. Besides, who wear's a wig that thin and flat? I think we're looking at the real deal.

    Again, I have worn extensions for most of my adult life as a fun accessory to match my mood. Some have worked and some have not. So, no judging. Just saying. Palin's really thin hair in this shot appears to be the real deal.

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    1. Anonymous4:19 PM

      She usually looks like she has a lace front wig on, but yeah, today her hair was just fucked and nasty.

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    2. Anonymous4:57 PM

      If I can see Sarah's hairline under that mop of hair, I am going to call it an ugly hair style, whether you say it's a weave or a wig.

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  30. Anonymous3:33 PM

    She's not wearing a wig, that's her weave underneath the mop.

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  31. Anonymous3:41 PM

    Palin has a boo-boo...right hand, middle finger. She might lose that fingernail.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:27 PM

      She dresses to camoflage those herpes sores.

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  32. Anonymous3:43 PM

    I love my hooker shoes. I have shoes that none of my friends would ever put on there feet. BUT you know what.... mine FIT. Why can't she find a pair of shoes that fit. Is it her nasty toes?

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  33. Anonymous3:54 PM

    I think I know the answer to this question but I'm still going to ask it: Does Sarah EVER do homework before going on stage? Does she just go impromptu all the time? I might respect her more if she would just prepare a little bit. And she's just not trying anymore in the looks department. Back in 2008, when the Republicans dressed her and spent the big bucks she looked very nice and respectable. Not so much anymore.

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      NO she doesn't try. She's just whoring herself out in the name of the LAWD. A few talking points that her drugged self can remember, good to go! When the RNC told her "do not darken our door," they meant it. So now we the 83-IQ tramp who gets no press and cheapens herself even further to matter to herself.

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  34. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Lookie, it's the Little Old Lady in Pasadena!

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  35. Anonymous4:17 PM

    Those shoes are meant to be displayed by a woman with her legs in the air sliding down a pole wearing only a matching G-string...She's simply become a parody of her worst parodies.

    As Matt and Trey so famously said "Team America, Fuck Yeah"!

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  36. Anonymous4:18 PM

    http://jezebel.com/sarah-palins-patriotic-stripper-heels-are-downright-ma-1498888722

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    1. Anonymous4:49 PM

      The secret ingredient is phone U Gemmabeta
      It's also against the rules to fly the flag of an enemy of the US (or a state's flag) higher than the American flag, but in Palmer, Wasilla, and Peter's Creek, pretty much every 3rd house has a confederate flag raised -slightly- higher than the US flag.

      ? ? ? ?

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    2. Anonymous7:03 PM

      I live in a planned community in Wasilla and no, in our area there are no "stars and bars" and there was a guy who had a Gadsden flag on his garage but he quickly took it down when we reported him to the HOA. We pay a lot to keep our neighborhood looking a certain way and let me tell you those sorts of people get struck down pretty fast.

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    3. Anonymous9:40 PM

      planned community>><< Wasilla

      you betcha!

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  37. Anonymous4:23 PM

    A black sequined top at a breakfast meeting paired with sleazy Do Me pumps ridiculing the American flag.
    The only thing missing was a pole.
    Exactly what kind of sport is this channel
    promoting ,anyway ??
    Patriotic Prostitutes ?

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  38. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Comments at Mediaite getting into the Wild Ride story...

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  39. PalinsHoax4:46 PM

    Now I understand why Palin's recommendation for dealing with the 2010 BP oil spill was to build dike's in the Gulf of Mexico.

    While she proposed that asinine idea, was Palin wearing those red, white and blue clogs that look exactly like Dutch wooden shoes?

    Wooden shoes for a wooden head with a wooden personality.

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/783/3578/original.jpg

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    1. Anonymous7:50 PM

      The funniest thing was the c4P crowd weighing in watching tweets of reporters. They're all cross-dressers, what do you expect from West Hollywood, jealous ghey losers. OMG...lmao

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    2. abbafan8:02 PM

      $P - Wooden head, wooden listen, wooden know fuck-all!

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  40. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Why would anyone with a working brain think this Piece of Shit would ever run for political office again when she is just a wannabe Peg Bundy!

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    1. Anonymous5:53 PM

      She CAN'T and she knows it! Even the tin foil hat brigade at c4p is starting to realize that but she still is their "queen" and still send their lunch money! What a scam she continues, although I do feel sorry for vg1 who is on the downside of his life.

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    2. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Please! Peg bundy aka Katy Segal I would vote for in a min...if Hill and everyone were not running...
      at least we gets "Son's" justice...and palin as a corrupt bitch who get her "just deserts".. but she isn't running...damn I would vote for her. Palin nah!
      Prob is Katey wouldn't run b/c she know she is not qualified, unlike the dumfuk in wasillay/scottsdale

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  41. Anonymous5:06 PM

    "But this is my most favorite thing, is being in the great outdoors, and inviting other people to come live that lifestyle with us even if it's just through the airwaves".

    So she felt roped into other things and this is her most favorite thing? What about her precious child with Down Syndrome. Wouldn't that be one of her most favorite or important things to want to present to the world? Considering she made such a time over her child during her campaign, one would get the idea she might be passionate about advocating for her real Americans?

    She sounds so juvenile and effervescently gullible and takes her worth way too seriously. Of all the choices she could have made to bring about fundamental transformation, she chooses to entertain and encourage cough potato-ism.

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    1. Anonymous5:58 PM

      God finally opened the door that was ALL HERS and she plowed right through it! You GO $arah Barracuda!

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:23 PM

      Good to know she likes moving in the outdoors. She's joining First Lady's "lets move" campaign. Thanks Sarah! Beats the hell out of standing at a podium and holding up a big gulp!
      Now if we can get you to dress with half the class of the first lady.......

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    3. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Finally Sarah admits she was roped into being the VP candidate in '08!

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    4. Anonymous8:13 PM

      And keep right on a goin'.

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    5. Anonymous8:39 PM

      Anon. 5:06 here. I meant "couch potato-ism"

      And, Sarah pretends she's been convenienced by Roger Ailes so she can cash in on this reality show. Why couldn't Fox work something out for her?

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    6. Anonymous9:39 PM

      I'm eagerly anticipating this show. Should be an epic clusterf*ck. Name one thing she ever gets better at the more times she does it. Same applies for Bristol. Not to mention the distarctions of all those hard ass workers having to run their new hair fixin spa.

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  42. Anonymous5:30 PM

    you too can be a spice girl with those shoes!baawwwahhh

    http://www.amiclubwear.com/shoes-heels-ami-marilyn-7blue.html?utm_source=googlepepla&utm_medium=adwords&id=22549717391&utm_content=pla&gclid=CKvh4tWJ9bsCFVCCfgodHToAtQ

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:20 PM

      Some naked hooker could make those shoes work. Not so much on a pruned up constipated grandmom. Don't get me wrong, I love shoes but I wouldn't be caught dead in those trashy things. Besides, I respect the flag and follow standard flag etiquette. Someone should douse them in gasoline and respectfully burn them.

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    2. Anonymous7:05 PM

      They are $39 chinese fuck me pumps. God, they are so perfect for her!

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    3. Anonymous8:14 PM

      Sarah's are $29.99 - she's cheap - from head to toe.

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  43. Anonymous5:37 PM

    somebody's had some face and (finally) neck work done recently I see

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:16 PM

      And I thought it was Todd's magic beauty elixir packaged in zip lock bags!

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  44. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Is Sarah Palin divorced? We haven't seen her with Todd in a long time and she doesn't wear her wedding ring anymore.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:14 PM

      It was reported in National Enquirer years ago, and neither e.ver sicced a christian lawyer on them. Perhaps their marriage became collateral damage of someone's gay marriage?

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    2. Anonymous6:54 PM

      YES they are. Smoke and mirrors. He's paid to keep up the facade.

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  45. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin can comfortably split her time between Fox News Channel and her new Sportsman Channel series because both aim to spread the pro-American message and restore the country’s global leadership, she told TheWrap


    What? Comfortably split her time? LOL who is Sarah Palin shitting? Sarah Palin barely gets any time as it is with FOX. Sarah makes it sounds as if she is working 40 hours a week at FOX.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:12 PM

      Yeah, cause Sarah's time is usually painful to split?

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    2. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Sarah hasn't been on Fox since New Year's Eve. That was 10 days ago.

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  46. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Sarah's most favorite thing should be taking care of Trig and her family,. That should also be the most important thing in her life. (Favorite things are for the girls taking Selfies).

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    1. Anonymous7:05 PM

      She's done taking care of her daughter's babies.

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  47. Anita Winecooler6:11 PM

    Is it just me, or does it look like some parts of Sarah are more "white" than others? And they're not parts that would hang out of the tanning machine (except her claw and one foot).

    I guess Christmas can protect it's own heart, now half drugged wild animals will need some protecting, especially after the heavily edited "misses" the "missus" always makes. Wonk eye on Russia, ya know!. Who in the Wasilla Drag Queen Parade did she have to wrestle to get those shoes from? Hey, Seventh Dwarf, you're a grandmother (possibly great grandmother) Dress your age, not your shoe size. She looks like an escapee from day care on "Dress up day".

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    1. Anonymous9:15 PM

      I noticed her right hand looks dark and kind of beat up, while her left hand is deathly white and thin. She must be out there clubbing fish without her gloves on again.

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  48. Anonymous6:33 PM

    From the United States Flag Code...

    The flag should not be used as "wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery", or for covering a speaker's desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general (exception for coffins).

    So for the idiots who use it on headbands, shirts and SHOES. You are going against a United States FEDERAL LAW.

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    1. Anonymous7:18 PM

      "I'll do anything until the courts say I can't." I KNEW she'd wait until after Epiphany to come out sluttier than ever! You can take it to the bank!

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    2. Anonymous8:02 PM

      How did Sarah use the flag in the famous picture of her wearing pantyhose and saying she was an avid runner. The picture appeared on the back page of Runner's World. When I saw it I just thought another moose nugget. What an effing liar!!!

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  49. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Does anybody remember the commercial years ago for SUPER FANTASTIC BUBBLE PLASTIC?
    That's all that's going through my head when I look at these pics.

    TEXASMEL

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    1. Anonymous7:41 PM

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pErbVm-LGI

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  50. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Sarah Palin do you consider this Boys Being Boys.

    Officer David Burns, Another Woman Abuser in the Anchorage Police Department

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2014/01/10/officer-david-burns-another-woman-abuser-in-the-anchorage-police-department/

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  51. Anonymous7:50 PM

    Those shoes are hideous - just like her.

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  52. Anonymous7:55 PM

    “I want young women to be inspired by the show that we’re gonna put together,” 
    -Sarah Palin

    Fuck you Sarah Palin. You want to inspire young women? How about starting in Alaska? Why haven't you done anything about sex trafficking in your own backyard you piece of shit? Too close to home you fake Christian? Why don't you talk to former Alaska prostitute who claims that Todd Palin was her pimp?

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  53. Anonymous8:06 PM

    “One of the reasons is that I think this world would be better off having more young women holding a fish in a picture and fewer of ‘em holding their camera in front of the bathroom mirror doing a selfie.” 

    Said the mother of Bristol who takes selfies. Sell your bullshit to someone else you fake piece of shit.

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    1. Anonymous8:33 PM

      The Bristol "fish lips" Hollywood picture is a personal favorite hoot, along with hr pregnant purple genie outfit coming out of the trailer DWTS. $arah always has projected her issues onto others and always will.

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    2. Anonymous9:11 PM

      Said the Mother of 2 girls who were holding their Babies instead of Graduating with their High School Classes.
      Said the Mother of a son who had to choose The National Guard to stay out of Jail.

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    3. Anonymous9:13 PM

      Said the wife of SORRY PIMP whose Prostitutes took selfies to promote his Pimping Business.

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  54. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Can't wait until April 3 premiere.
    Sarah Palin


    Sarah what happened to your second leg of your Christmas book tour? Did you quit that project like you quit your job as governor?

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    1. Anonymous9:05 PM

      I think this is what happened to Sarah Palin's book tour.

      Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

      Amazon.com Sales Rank: 24010

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    2. Anonymous9:18 PM

      Book Tour=Dead.

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  55. Anonymous8:17 PM

    “I want young women to be inspired by the show that we’re gonna put together,” 
    -Sarah Palin

    Ha ha Sarah Palin has two daughters who are adults. One of them gave birth to a child while still in high school while her other dropped out of high school in her sophomore year. I think Sarah Palin is the last person on this planet that should be inspiring any young women.

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  56. Anonymous8:22 PM

    “They understand that getting more people active and productive and living a real industrious type lifestyle – that our show will showcase – actually helps the cause of Fox too, so it’s mutually beneficial.” 


    Said the mother of Track Palin who is doing what?

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    1. Anonymous9:06 PM

      Said the Mother of 2 unwed teen Moms who have no jobs, and a Pimp Daddy Husband who abandons the Family at will.

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  57. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Who is buying all this crap of Sarah Palin? Her relatives in Wasilla are probably laughing their asses off. Sarah is the last person to mold America.

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  58. Anonymous8:35 PM

    I don't know anything about wigs, but it looks to me like Mrs. Palin is wearing some sort of head band over which she releases a few springs of her signature "bangs," and then extensions of some sort to puff up the profile. Ick!

    Is this the best The new hair stylist Willdo can do to advertise her talents at hair styling? Geez Sarah Louise... YOU are your daughter's best advertisement and you look like this?

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    1. Anonymous10:26 PM

      Anonymous 8:35--I agree Palin's hair styling is horrid. Whether it's a wig or partly her own hair doesn't matter. Sarah should be presenting herself in the best possible manner for her new TV channel. She's a commodity for sale. In 2008 the GOP paid a fortune to fix her up for public consumption. Too bad she can't remember what they showed her. Palin is always and forever a failure.

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  59. Anonymous9:08 PM

    Why is Sarah Palin kissing FOX's ass right after why Roger Aisles said he hired her and rehired her? Doesn't Sarah have any self respect?

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    1. Anonymous10:02 PM

      Sarah needs more funds in her PAC so she is stepping up her grifting by acting nice-like to Romney, Ailes, Christie, etc. Her latest book has tanked. She is hinting that she doesn't know what her future holds politically. Two weeks ago she was all about supporting the Ducks in their "freedom of speech". It's all about the con and keeping money coming in to pay for all the "postage".

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  60. Anonymous9:13 PM

    I want young women to be inspired by the show that we’re gonna put together,” 
    -Sarah Palin


    Whatever happened to Sarah Palin who was going to be an advocate for DS children?

    Did Sarah quit that DS project along with her book tour and is now inspiring young women?

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  61. Anonymous9:17 PM

    Sarah Palin you want to inspire young women? What about Shailey Tripp? I know how you can inspire her. How about coming clean about Todd's side business?

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  62. Anonymous9:28 PM

    Kind of off topic but wtf? That's the church lawn grass!

    www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537053/Lawn-Christians-South-African-preacher-makes-congregation-eat-GRASS-closer-God.html#ixzz2q0x6SuYs

    smh

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    1. Anita Winecooler5:54 PM

      Amazing Grass, how sweet the sound.........

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  63. Anonymous9:54 PM

    Sarah is worried about young women taking selfies?

    Sarah should be worried about her daughters keeping their panties up!

    Sarah should be worried about her son using condoms!

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    1. Anita Winecooler5:50 PM

      Did I miss something? The palin daughters don't wear panties, so what's to keep up? Though he's too young, the only Palin male who'd know to practice safe sex every time would be Trig. Daddy, not so much, he takes his junk home in baggies. Everyone collects things, but that takes the cake!

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  64. Anonymous9:59 PM

    “What our show is gonna do is help fundamentally restore that, restore that Americana spirit, that built us, that laid the foundation for where we are today,” Palin said. 


    Sarah Palin is the last person to be entrusted to build a foundation. How soon we forget about the Wasilla hockey rink that put poor little Wasilla into debt. Madam mayor Sarah Palin can't even be trusted to build one building.

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  65. Anonymous10:01 PM

    Sarah how books did you stick your publisher with?

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  66. Anonymous12:01 AM

    Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

    Amazon.com Sales Rank: 21567

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  67. Anonymous3:22 PM

    "Red-state Americans live an organic lifestyle that’s not limited to urban “granola” fans. “Their dinner just happens to be wrapped in fur rather than cellophane. So be it that we go out and shoot our dinner first.”

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2014/01/10/sarah-palin-sportsman-channel-new-series/4409023/

    This is why palin will NEVER be president of the USA. She continues with her "us against them theme", which like everything else that she spews, is getting BORING !!!

    I wonder how many shows they will actually broadcast before cancelling it?

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    1. Anita Winecooler5:45 PM

      That, and she's dumber than a box of legumes.

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  68. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Those Shoes!!! Just what a ril 'merican outdoorsy girl is going to wear hunting.

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  69. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Only a liberal could turn positive things into negative ones.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      What part of that positive?

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  70. Watch this, check out her shoes:

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2014/02/20/sneak--sarah-palins-amazing-america-promor/5651559/



    Now, read this excerpt from the US Flag Code,

    -- quote

    The United States Flag Code establishes advisory rules for display and care of the flag of the United States. It is Chapter 1 of Title 4 of the United States Code (4 U.S.C. § 1 et seq). This is a U.S. federal law,

    . . .

    No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform; . . .

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Flag_Code

    -- end quote


    Where is the rightwingerdinger outrage over Sarah Palin desecrating the flag by walking on it???

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