Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Christian American Patriot Militia leader offers reward (A paltry one at that) for the capture of President Obama, dead or alive.

So this Everest Wilhelmsen guy has a blog on which he has called for the capture of the President, and apparently he is not concerned in what condition he is delivered to him either.

To demonstrate his seriousness, he has listed not only the amount being offered, but a list of names of those who contributed to the bounty.

This courtesy of Freakout Nation:

The total REWARD is now $4,302.00 

To increase the REWARD click on “Pledge” seen in blue above. Then click on “Edit” in the upper right hand corner, add your name and the amount you are pledging. Finally, scroll down and “Save” the document. ______________________________________________________ 

I hereby acknowledge that Obama is NOT the President of the United States, but a foreign and domestic enemy who has usurped the Office of President during a time of war, that this makes him a spy and that he is is levying war on the United States. I therefore pledge the amount I have put next to my name as a REWARD FOR THE CAPTURE OF OBAMA, DEAD OR ALIVE. My pledge will be given to the person or persons who capture Barack Hussein Obama II and permanently remove him from the White House and Washington DC. 

I also acknowledge with my pledge that this REWARD is in accordance with my Natural God Given Right to defend myself, my family, the Constitution of the United States, and our posterity, as accounted for in the United States Declaration of Independence and supported by the 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution. 

Everest Wilhelmsen — $100.00 
Michael Taylor — $100.00 
Ernie Shaw — $100.00 
Beth Owens — $100.00 
James R. (Jim) Mines — $100.00 
Valerie Denny — $300.00 
Mark Kenny — $100.00 
Cliff Rideout — $50.00 
Dale Shackelford — $200.00 
DeAnna DeMarco — $100.00 
Randy Couch — $50.00 
Liam Clayton — $500.00 
Mike Staples — $1,302.00 
Tess Gardner — $100.00 
Tammy Wagner — $100.00 
Brian Derkacz — $200.00 and My Complete Loyalty (Unless I’m the one who collects the reward.) 
Jason Mullins — $500.00 
Candido J. Colon — $300.00

Okay I don't which move is the more ignorant, asking somebody to kidnap or kill the President of the United States for so little money, or listing the names of every moron ignorant enough to  donate to the cause?

Later over at Freakout Nation somebody asked him the logical question: 

“I’m sorry, but… is this a contract for a hit???”

To which Mr. "I'm totally not a birther, except of course I am" replied: 

No, it is not a contract for a hit. It is an act of self-defense against a person who is ineligible to assume the Office of President and is threatening to murder and imprison American citizens without charges and without due process. Every American citizen has the Natural God Given Right to defend himself/herself, family, the United States, and our posterity from Obama.

You see so it is NOT actually a  contract for the murder of the President of the United States, it is more like a group of people paying somebody else to "stand their ground" in self defense against the fact that the President is soon going to start murdering American citizens in their sleep.

Nothing nutty, or COMPLETELY illegal, about that.

Gee I wonder if the Secret Service will see it that way?

P.S. I spared you much of the insanity that this lunatic posted over at his blog, because that kind of crazy can really have long term side effects. However if you really want to see it for yourself just click the link to his blog at the top and take a trip down the rabbit hole.

48 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:37 PM

    When is the piece of shit going to be arrested and thrown in jail??????????????? Unfreakingbelievable! Threatening the president an getting away with it?

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  2. Anonymous2:39 PM

    Interesting this guy has a German last name. The last German guy who ordered his political enemies arrested also wiped out over half the population of a religious group, started a war, and eventually committed suicide.

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      suicide? i liked the rendition depicted in the flick ' Inglorious Basterd's'

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    2. Actually, my last name is Norwegian.

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  3. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Sorry but one month's mortgage and car payment just isn't worth the risk :-)

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  4. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Probably doesn't even occur to this idiot that he's advocating Joe Biden becoming president.

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    1. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Something wrong with that? -:)

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  5. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Drone test volunteers wanted.

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  6. Anonymous3:15 PM

    Hopefully the Secret Service is on their way to his and every one of the donor's houses for a little chat.

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    1. Anonymous3:45 PM

      Those poor agents must have put in an enormous amount of overtime since January, 2009.

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    2. Anonymous5:26 PM

      I bet they get special goody baskets filled with headache tablets. I'm just reading about this and it's giving ME a headache. Hope they track down each person, arrest and indict them on everything they can throw at them.

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    3. Anita Winecooler6:23 PM

      Who do you think secretly arrested and is now running the website for Wee Willhelm, getting their ducks in a row and planning wake up calls? You don't mess with the Secret Service.

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  7. Anonymous3:19 PM

    he and all the scum who contributed should be jailed for conspiracy and treason.

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    1. Boscoe3:53 PM

      I know, right? They pretty much represent a criminal conspiracy at this point as far as I'm concerned.

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    2. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Sadly, no one would likely be charged with treason. Treason would specifically be helping another country get the upper hand on the US. Now, while an assassination threat *obviously* does not help the US, this guy isn't harboring Russian assassins in his basement, so legally speaking it's not treason. What they COULD charge him with is conspiracy, solicitation, and attempt -- especially since these bastards have publicized the proof of their intent. And these charges could be attached to each crime they are suggesting (ex: conspiracy to commit kidnapping, conspiracy to commit murder, etc).
      I'm not a professional, just a CJ student. But this is my understanding of the law unless they find more evidence when they inevitably take him into custody.

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    3. Anonymous7:59 PM

      ANON at 5:39pm
      I suggest you stay in school because it is treason. Planning to assassinate the President of the USA IS TREASON

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    4. Anonymous9:54 PM

      Technically, it is more like sedition than treason.

      But, either way, a serious crime.

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  8. Anonymous3:40 PM

    He's obviously certifiable. One of the commentors at Freakout Nation said she has notified the Secret Service. Hopefully he will be enjoying a padded cell soon.

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  9. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Cowards always ask others to do their work.

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  10. Anonymous3:45 PM

    You know, I had no idea that America's freedom and democracy was so fragile an affair. That said, I am going to petition our Prime Minister to annex the country as I would so love to see the heads of the Wilhelmsens, Cruzs, Palins, and Nugents of the world explode in unison at the prospect of becoming one of us godless, Canadian heathens.

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    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Can we refuse to take the Duck dynasty bigots-you have to draw the line somewhere!

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  11. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Freak Out traced his computer-he's in Germany...inciting violence in the US.

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    1. Anonymous3:58 PM

      Told ya! Probably some neo-Nazi.

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    2. Anonymous4:32 PM

      And yet there are domestic terrorist christians from the USA signing this crap.
      Fuck it, time to start sending troops into churches to arrest these fucking terrorists.

      BTW our constitution calls for what most people assume is "freedom OF religion", but if you look at the typical American speech from the day the meaning is actually "freedom FROM religion".
      That said, to all of you fucking religious freaks,I am fucking tired of all you fucking mentally ill fruitcakes ruining MY COUNTRY because of your bizarre pathology to believe in faerie tales.

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    3. Maple5:03 AM

      Agreed! And if I hear that phrase "God-given..." one more time, I'm going to toss my cookies.

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  12. Anonymous3:55 PM

    skank's gonna be pissed that this rat bastard's siphoning money from potential $arahPAC$cam donor retards ..

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    1. Anonymous4:34 PM

      Cuntess Sarah will end up on the country fair circuit selling bowls of fake moose chili within the next 3 yrs, unless she has an overdose first, or Pimp Todd arranges and OD first.

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    2. There've been two more names added to that list under that of Candido J. Colon:

      Brian Lyman -- $25,000.00
      Robert Price -- $50,000 ($75,000 if Captured ALIVE with Hilary Clinton and put on trial for Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!)


      Reading comments at the birther's Facebook page, the first one might be a "legitimate" pledge, but the second one has a snark vibe.

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  13. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Racist bigoted anti American terrorsist.
    FUCK ALL YOU CHRISTIANS!!!!
    And now someone will come along and say "it's not all of us", well let me let you this. It sure seems like it's all of you since you allow crap like this to happen in your communities, your county, your state and do not say a fucking word. Everytime YOU don't speak up, it's all of you. Everytime YOU look away, it's all of you.

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    1. Anonymous6:56 PM

      Anonymous4:25 PM
      What you said!

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    2. " It sure seems like it's all of you since you allow crap like this to happen in your communities, your county, your state and do not say a fucking word."
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      Plenty of actual Christians speak out against this horseshit perversion of Jesus' teachings. Just because you haven't paid any attention doesn't mean it isn't happening. And sorry, but guess what? Just how do you propose that decent people out there feeding the poor, etc. stop the goons and mouth-breathers? Allow? Really? What a stupid ass thing to say. I was raised Christian, no longer am, but your self-righteous finger pointing is just plain stupid. Get off your high damn horse yourself and stop them. You seem to think it is an easy thing to do.

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    3. Anonymous7:37 AM

      Really? Please list all these priests, pastors, and bishops who are speaking up against this movement to use religion as hate and to bastardize our constitution with religion?
      It shouldn't take long since there is no list to date.

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  14. Anonymous5:11 PM

    Is this nut one of Sarah Palin's Patriots?

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    1. Anonymous5:53 PM

      Youbetcha! He likes her FB page and a Barracuda Brigade page. It also looks like he lived in AK at one point and his father is from Norway.

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  15. Anonymous5:42 PM

    November 22, 2013:

    http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2013/11/22/man-who-claims-ties-to-christian-american-patriot-militia-threatens-obama-in-facebook-post/

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  16. Anonymous6:03 PM

    The loosest nuts always fall first. While we do need to deal with them, it's those who have been so vigorously shaking the tree who should attract our greatest attention and concern.

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  17. Anonymous6:11 PM

    I am personally offended by this and I am calling the Secret Service tomorrow and complaining. If I can't reach them I'm calling my Congressman. This is ridiculous and beyond insulting to every American.

    TEXASMEL

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    1. Anonymous7:13 AM

      Me too.
      It is disgusting.

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  18. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Jesus Christ on a Fucking Cracker. This guy truly needs a visit from the Secret Service.

    If the President wanted to murder and imprison US citizens that don't agree with him, doesn't he think that the majority of the GOP would disappear? Facepalm, headdesk, etc.

    The mentally ill in this country ARE the GOP.

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  19. Anita Winecooler6:30 PM

    Wouldn't be surprised in the least if this guy has already been taken in and the CIA took over operation of the website, collecting information and planning wake up calls. It takes a few phone calls to get warrants. Don't screw with the Secret Service unless you're on a suicide by cop mission.

    I have to ask, even though I know the answer, does anyone think the amount of melanin in President Obama's skin have anything at all to this genius of a plan? Or is it just mental defect?

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    1. Anonymous3:58 AM

      Could go either way........chicken or egg conundrum.....

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  20. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Sarah Palin's name is missing. Oh that's right . No one is
    going to take even one dollar out of her clenched hands ,
    even though she is also a" Christian American Patriot" or
    was it a " Secessionist" or a" Paul Revere" expert!

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  21. Anonymous4:05 AM

    I blame this on Reagan......after all,he put the hit on mental health.....

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  22. Anonymous4:12 AM

    All of these assholes are chicken shit.Tehy aren't going to do anything.Just like Nugent being dead or in jail or Limbaugh moving to Costa Rica.Just a lot of hot air.The fucking idiots are all mouth trying to stir up shit.And I hate it.I personally would handle them entirely differentlyLike a firing squad.

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  23. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Reported to twitter for threatening the life of the US President.

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  24. It's interesting that his argument (which summarized, says that even if you were born in the US, if your parents weren't citizens, you aren't either) invalidates George Washington's presidency, as well as a few of the first Presidents.

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  25. Anonymous11:26 AM

    The REWARD pledged is now $80,302.00

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  26. I pledged $50,000 and then put a stop to this ridiculousness by reediting his pledge document. I suggest everyone bombard him with friend requests and do the same. After all he was foolish enough to let ANYONE edit the page. Here is my contribution to the page:


    Ok. Let's put a stop to this idiocy right now. It has gone on a little too long, though it is heartening to see that there are less than 100 followers.

    Frankly I am surprised that it has taken someone this long to put this farce to an end.

    As for the delusional lunatic who started this inanity:

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/303509_Man_Who_Claims_Ties_to_Christi

    http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/11/militia-leader-everest-wilhelmsen-publicly-threatens-president-now-authority-shoot-oba

    Not only is Everest Wilhelmsen delusional and sad, but he clearly doesn't understand how the internet works. Just because someone pledges money, doesn't mean they will actually pay? Did you really believe people were going to pay tens of thousands of dollars for your idiotic grasp for attention?

    Did you also think it was a good idea to give the general public editing access to your pledge site?

    And for the people who took this seriously and were actually going to pay money, I suggest you invest in Prozac and a GED class.

    Sincerely,
    Robert Price

    https://www.facebook.com/notes/reward-for-capture-of-obama/pledge/584897274932840

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