Friday, February 07, 2014

I almost missed it, but yesterday Sarah Palin celebrated the birthday of her hero Ronald Reagan by reminding us of how she defrauded her followers by pretending to want to one day have his job.

Courtesy of the Reagan necrophiliac's Facebook page:

Happy Birthday, Ronald Reagan! February is a month for great presidents. This month we celebrate the birthdays of three greats -- Washington, Lincoln, and Reagan. Please enjoy this video of the One Nation Tour stop at President Reagan's hometown in Dixon, Illinois. And please take the time to visit our nation's historical sites. Take your family with you and teach your children to cherish our nation's beautiful historical heritage. You won't regret it! 

Washington, Lincoln, and Reagan, three famous men would never have given Sarah Palin the time of day.  And in the case of Lincoln and Reagan, men who would have despised her for what she helped do to their political party.

You know I watch that video and I am reminded of two things.

One that her voice could sterilize frogs at fifty paces.

And two that she proved just how long you can fool the most ignorant and uneducated portion of the country into believing that you will ever try to get a job that you are too unqualified and unwilling to ever get.

And the truly humorous part is that in the time since that video was made her number of supporters have dropped off to virtually zero, and that it was that "tour" that convinced many of them that she was just fucking with them.

Update: While we are on the subject of Ronald Reagan here are seven things about the Gipper that should drive conservatives crazy.

72 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Palin 'the dense' continues grifting by having ghostwriters pen 'stuff' to fool the denser. I haven't seen the dense one was on Fox recently. Someone at Faux may have realized they were getting too close to the event horizon.

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  2. Anonymous1:11 PM

    so the lyin' crosseyed skank took her inbred tribe of dropouts to see the nations historical sites ?!?

    why i guess i missed that part ..

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    1. Boscoe3:10 PM

      You don't remember Paul Revere warning the British about the 2nd amendment and Piper elbow checking reporters? Good times... good times...LOL

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    2. Anonymous8:49 PM

      Yeah, Boscoe, but she and Todd did that on the dime of the imbeciles that send them money. You know, the ones that she now lectures on how they should be taking their kids on nationwide tours of "historical sites," but can't afford to because they were stupid enough to send their hard earned money to the Sarah Palin fraud machine.

      The Palins never took their kids on any lower 48
      historical sites "educational vacation" before that ridiculous "One Nation Tour" paid for by idiots who can't even take their own kids on any such tour. But now she has the gall to give others "advice" on "educating" their kids about our "historical heritage" by taking them to our nation's "historical sites."

      Watch out, Sarah!! If these people take your advice, they'll learn very quickly about the factual history of our country, not the delusional and imaginary one that you and other uneducated tea party nit wits fantasize about. They'd also realize very quickly all the good things that our federal government offers the American people in the way of protecting our heritage.

      Another thing, Sarah dear. Nancy Reagan would never have given your undignified, white trash ass the time of day, and never would have allowed you anywhere near her Ronnie. She would have been too concerned about his reputation to allow such a toxic, silly and juvenile woman (with trashy fake tits and white trash fuck me pumps, no less) to even be in the same room or breath the same air as Ronald Reagan.

      Nancy Reagan would have sussed your phony, disgusting, flirty, bullshit fraud right away, just as most smart women have done. Plus, Nancy Reagan had two actual pregnancies, so she would have known that you faked the "pregnancy" with Trig.

      In short, why don't you shut the fuck up, keep your ignorant ass in Alaska (or Arizona, couldn't care less), properly raise your own children for a change (who knows, maybe you'll finally have one that actually graduates from high school), and stop telling other people how to raise theirs.

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  3. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Sorry, but if I want to read a facebook post from a middle aged divorced woman I'll select one of my friends before Granny Sarah.

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  4. Anonymous1:15 PM

    any way you can remove this?

    URL: http://thebigslice.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Bi...

    malware...

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    1. Anonymous1:37 PM

      What is it?

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    2. Anonymous1:55 PM

      It has been removed whatever it was.

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    3. Anonymous3:34 PM

      Is that on the bill krystol? I keep getting the warning also!

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  5. Yeah, and maybe even Palin might think twice about celebrating alone with him....

    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/11350/the-hidden-presidency/

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  6. London Bridges1:17 PM

    Reagan the worst President ever?
    http://consortiumnews.com/2014/02/06/ronald-reagan-worst-president-ever-2/

    So Sarah really could be the "new" Reagan!

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  7. SarahSucks1:17 PM

    I still can't believe this moron was even elected mayor of that lopsided shithole town called Wasilla.

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    1. Anonymous1:35 PM

      LMAO !! - precisely

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    2. Anonymous2:20 PM

      The bitch winked her way in.

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    3. Anonymous7:04 PM

      She promptly redecorated her officer and hired a city manager because she couldn't possibly actually run tiny little Wasilla. Then she tried to fire the town librarian.

      Congratulatins, GOP, for putting forth the absolute worst candidate ever in the history of the US.

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    4. Anonymous7:05 PM

      *congratulations

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  8. Anonymous1:22 PM

    She wears Raygun like her acquired Trig. She knows nothing about either. He is just another prop like her kids, the military, 'Rill Mericuns' et al. Just more of the same from the idiot known as Sarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous1:42 PM

      You know Nancy Reagan would not care for Sarah Palin one bit and Palin would have been kept far away from Ronnie. No white House visits for the likes of a Palin when the Reagans were there. Nancy had some sense, she detested that varmint John McCain, for good reasons. She is too frail now and just wants to be a good Republican. It would be great to hear what Nancy really thinks.

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    2. Anonymous2:00 PM

      Fact: Nancy Reagan does not like Sarah Palin. The vast majority of those who served in Reagan's White House and on his Cabinet do not like Sarah Palin.

      Sarah Palin was very intentionally excluded from the Reagan 100 BD celebration and festivities.

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    3. Anonymous2:11 PM

      Nobody actually likes Sarah Palin. Not really. They either don't really know her or they want something from her (or they are completely nuts and ADORE her). Not even her husband or kids like her. It's pretty obvious.

      Her parents probably love her, but like her? doubtful.

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    4. Anonymous3:05 PM

      Palin once again USING some one - this time President Reagan! Has she forgotten that most Republicans barred her from the door in Florida (their Convention - Romney running for POTUS and lost)?

      It is assuredly known Ron Reagan (the President's son) doesn't like or have any respect for Sarah Palin, which he has indicated often on various MSNBC shows throughout the recent years.

      Notice, too, that Palin hasn't, and won't, be invited to any of the 100th birthday celebrations for President Reagan!

      She truly is a star ONLY in her own mind and an embarrassment to the USA and Alaska and Arizona especially! What an idiot!!!

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  9. Anonymous1:40 PM

    My favorite episode of Mrs. Todd Palin's hero worship of St. Ronnie was a couple of years ago when she gave a speech at a college in California. It was the one where a mic in the press room caught reporters talking about how stupid she was. Also where some students went dumpster diving and found a copy of her contract for the event.

    Any way, she waxed poetic with this nugget: "This is Reagan country," she said to cheers from the audience. "And perhaps it was destiny that the man who went to California's Eureka College would become so woven within and interlinked to the Golden State."

    Except that there is no Eureka College in California. Reagan went to Eureka College in Illinois. Oh those pesky facts...

    She is a certifiable, blithering idiot. And the damn thing is she doesn't seem to care. Least self-aware person I have ever see.

    A Fan From Chicago

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    1. Anonymous1:53 PM

      What the media thought of her Reagan blowjob

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9zmHxGC5eU

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    2. Anonymous2:04 PM

      If I recall correctly that is when her bendy straws came into play. The University is just a few miles from where I live. I recall how her rabid fans lined the roads to greet her. Jeez - what an embarrassment.

      Pat Padrnos

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    3. Anonymous2:20 PM

      That Sarah Palin is a moron

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    4. Anonymous3:40 PM

      Wasn't she invited to the library and stiffed them all? The republicans woman's association? Was when stapletongue was working for her....?

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    5. Anonymous4:13 PM

      Hey fan from chicago, where are you exactly are you? I'm in glenview. Talk to me daddio.

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  10. Anonymous1:48 PM

    God, her voice could peel the paint off the walls. Nice get up for the museum, messy bun and a sparkly shirt from forever 21. I was going to ask if she figured out yet that Eureka College isn't in Eureka, CA, but 1:40 beat me to it...

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  11. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Two more Presidents, who were born in January and October (FDR and TR) who would have been filled with revulsion that an uneducated, unlettered, uncivilized hobbley-de-hoy like Palin would even be considered in the affairs of our great country.

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  12. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Palin will never realize that ultimately, the only person she is fucking is herself. She feast upon morsels of her own humiliation with reckless abandon and soon, she will pop like the fetid, diseased tick she is.

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  13. Anonymous1:55 PM

    The only 'hero' Sarah has is the reflection in the pond... 'god's' chosen one. She is an infant.

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  14. Anonymous1:59 PM

    Speaking of birthdays, Palin turns the big 5-0 on Tuesday.

    I bet her family goes all out for their "matriarch." NOT

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    1. Anonymous2:25 PM

      I thought she was older than 50. Sarah doesn't age well.

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    2. Blaze Starr2:28 PM

      Yes! Not to early to plan our dress-up Palin birthday extravaganza!
      You only turn 50 once, Sarah, and its all downhill from here.
      "Sarah Palin, 50-ish former candidate, former governor, and former tv talking head, today made her first appearance on the QVC home shopping network, selling her special brand of camo outfits, including a dress for a Saturday hoe-down, and special camo knee pads for hunting or whenever the spirit moves ya!"

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    3. Anonymous2:31 PM

      All out = Quiznos

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    4. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Thanks for the reminder Anonymous 1:59! I can't wait to see the pics of the wonderful 50th birthday party celebration her "husband", children, siblings or parents throw for her. They all obviously love Sarah so much! (Snark)

      Wonder how many guests will be forced or bribed into attending her party? We've seen it all before...guests dressed in black, eating cupcakes and (at Christmas) exchanging gifts wrapped in brown grocery bags! LOL

      Wanna bet she is forced to throw her own party, since no one cares enough about her to go to the effort to do it in her honor?

      I do think she will get several happy birthday greetings that she will brag about on Facebook...probably from Franklin Graham, Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz.

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    5. Anonymous3:37 PM

      Palin on QVC? You have to be kidding - gadfree has she fallen!

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    6. Anonymous4:07 PM

      I predict a photo of her "flexing" those stringy arms of hers. She has to try and one-up Michelle Obama (as if she ever could).

      There will be a Brancy post..."can you believe my mom is 50?" The same old mutual masturbation of the Palin variety.

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    7. Anonymous4:20 PM

      May Tripp throw one of his fabulous pink parties.

      After the sloppy kitchen and little cupcakes they threw together for him. What does he know? He's just a kid. Remember what Mommy told you Tripp... God is watching you.

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    8. Anita Winecooler6:18 PM

      She's going to be Fifty? Joan Rivers looks more young, well rested and natural. Whoppeeeee! Fox is going to have an entire day with surprise birthday footage! GVS, Megyno, and Lis Hussiebeck will all pitch in with cupcakes and candles. Billo will blow them out for her since her lung capacity is hampered by the foam tata's and lack of muscle tone.
      Then it's back to the retirement home just in time for graham crackers and applesauce.

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  15. Anonymous1:59 PM

    I love seeing the very brief footage that exists from Sarah Palin's failed presidential campaign. What a short campaign it was- even Sarah the denial monkey was forced to admit to the whole country that her presidential campaign was a world record fail, and take her silly show off the road before it got any worse.

    If she tried that stunt again next year the media wouldn't follow her like they did in 2011, they'd mow her down; people wouldn't ignore her like they did in 2011, they'd throw rotten tomatoes at her parasitic family.

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    1. Anonymous2:53 PM

      She surely is decreasing in interest...less and less coverage about her on national media, FOX isn't showcasing her anymore and just look at the number of responses (about her) on this blog. She has become a 'non entity'!

      More important is the fact the Republicans want to impeach President Obama and follow the procedures of when they wanted to do it to President Clinton! I can hardly wait for Hillary Clinton to announce she'll be running and wins! What are the Republicans going to holler about then? Women in government? Can hardly wait!!!!!!!

      Republicans are nuts and do not support women, the poor, voting rights, etc. Vote ALL of them out of office wherever you can across the nation in the upcoming elections. And, make sure you, individually, make efforts to get folks (friends, family members) out to vote! It will be SO important in this upcoming election!

      Sarah Palin has zero influence anymore and the majority of us are bored with her!

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    2. Boscoe3:02 PM

      Except that her "campaign" never actually started. The whole thing was an endless "I'm considering all my options and doors God may open and whatnot..." tease right up until literally the last minute a candidate MUST file the paperwork. Her supporters must've felt like TOOLS. Especially after enduring months of people like US telling them she was never going to run.

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    3. Anonymous5:46 PM

      No, Boscoe, that actually WAS her exploratory presidential campaign. The poor sick woman believed that great tides of We the People would be following her caravan for months, clamoring day and night for Sarah to nominate for POTUS, begging Queen Esther to save America. Yes, really. She actually believed that.

      What a blessing for her that she was forced to shut it down so quickly.

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  16. "... her voice could sterilize frogs at fifty paces."

    With the internet and its reach, she can eradicate erections for everyone who hears her voice. If course her Viagra-dependent marks don't realize that because they cant get it up without the miracle of pharmacology via old white man health insurance, but she chokes off the flow of oxygen within the still-working man parts of the men who aren't Baggers.

    This effect is similar to what the Quitter did to hearty Thanksgiving appetites everywhere in the civilized world with her famous Turkey Beheading Video. As a result, I became "almost a vegetarian", and now I'm abstinent, for at least a few hours thereafter, whenever that nasty wig-wrapped, bulbous bobble-head arises.

    So much for gettin' freaky or even feeling froggy in general 'til I get over her shit!!!

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    1. Anonymous3:53 PM

      ROFLMAO ++

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:11 PM

      So very true!

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    3. Anita Winecooler6:25 PM

      Mystery Solved

      Where Sarah's wigs come from

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA0iLtT46fY&list=PLC5B6D8EBCF1E9224

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  17. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Raygun was like John Wayne on steroids in a ladies roller derby match for "those" people.

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  18. Anonymous2:23 PM

    Does Sarah celebrate her night she spent with Glenn Rice? Does anyone know the exact date? It is some time during the basketball tournament.

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    1. Anonymous2:59 PM

      Molly should know.

      Molly when did you notice the wet stains on your dorm room bed?

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  19. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Why does she love Reagan?
    Three words. "Trickle Down Economics."
    Hence SarahPAC and grifting the stoopid.
    "Money Money Money By The Pound"
    FUCK you, $arahbitch fake X-tian.

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      She loves Regan because it's part of her schtick.

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:09 PM

      So many similarities. He was Divorced, He took mind altering drugs as directed for his ALS. She takes it for fun. He was a hollywood actor who starred with a monkey. Sarah's a monkey who loathes hollywood yet emulates the monkey.

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  20. Anonymous3:28 PM

    The above photo Palin - - - - she really looks OLD!

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  21. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Sarah Palin proudly repackaging the same pile of shit for five years and counting... her worshipers cash day after day

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  22. Another great American was born in February-Ted Kennedy.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:05 PM

      I wish he lived long enough to see the ACA in action. He was a champion for universal health care. Thank You, Ted. RIP - the dream lives on

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  23. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Ronald Regan sucked, but he was still smarter and more reasonable than Sarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous4:52 PM

      Even Reagan in his present form of being a pulseless corpse is smarter than Palin

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  24. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Racism and Homophobia Lose as Nearly 50% of Viewers Dump Duck Dynasty

    http://www.politicususa.com/2014/02/07/racism-homophobia-lose-50-viewers-dump-duck-dynasty.html

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      The whole controversy was created by A&E to try and boost their viewing audience. The show was already nosediving, like many "reality" shows they last a season or two. Heck, some get a couple of shows and are abandoned, just ask Brisket and Sarah.

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  25. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Sarah Palin is advising Americans to visit historical sites! What a joke. Remember when she went to Paul Revere's home in Boston? Aaaaghh! Sarah Palin is, in Keith Olberman's words, "an idiot." She always has been and she always will be.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous7:01 PM

      I remember when she addressed the AIP secessionists and told them to "keep up the good work" and "God bless." Now she pretends to be "America's best Patriot." She is nothing more than a profoundly dim witted, hypocritical, ignorant, dishonest, and opportunistic shithead bereft of any ethical core. She is surrounded by equally loathsome parasitic enablers who feed on some of what flows into her trough. And what flows into her trough comes from semi-sentient fappers the likes of which we see at c4p.

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  26. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Coke thumbs their noses at the bigots in this country.
    =====

    In a press release promoting the new ad, Coca-Cola defends its core message, and stresses the fact that the young singers on the backing track are in fact American:

    Created specifically for this evening, the new spot reinforces the sentiment of unity and that America is beautiful and Coca-Cola is for everyone. It features people enjoying moments of happiness with one another over a delicious, refreshing Coke. The overall message of inclusion communicated by the ad reflects some of Coca-Cola’s most important values.

    The spot, set to “America the Beautiful” is sung by bilingual Americans in seven different languages: English, Spanish, Keres, Tagalog, Hindi, Senegalese French and Hebrew.

    Still included in the longer version of the ad is the shot of a gay couple rollerskating with their daughter, an image that takes on far greater meaning in the context of the Sochi Olympics, where Russia’s anti-gay propaganda laws will be under sharp scrutiny.

    Watch video below, via YouTube:

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/coca-cola-embraces-controversy-will-run-longer-ad-during-sochi-opening-ceremony/

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:02 PM

      I don't "Do" sugar water nor diet anything, but they have my support. From now on I'm buying their Dasani Water products. For a Company to stand on principle, then double down takes a lot of guts and deserves a lot of credit,

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  27. Anita Winecooler5:57 PM

    Shucks, we had our winibago all packed up and were planning on visiting "The Warrior Within" national monument. But then we realized there's three fricking feet of snow, trees blocking the streets and power lines down. And besides, many are closed because of a state of emergency ( That is to say, The stupid Regan Necrophilliac is off her rocker and out of her meds)

    The reason for this post was because she got an honorable mention by Kristol on Morning Joe, she doesn't give a shit about figures in American History. But since she LOVES Ronald so much, she'd be honored to have one of her daughters pose and be interviewed in Playboy.
    Do mama proud, Bristol and Willow! Think of the money you'll make and what you could buy!!!!!

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    1. Come on people! you're missing the point of why she's mentioning a President that sucked...., SarahPac

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  28. Anonymous6:01 PM

    I see white people.... lots of white people.

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  29. Anonymous9:56 AM

    Why hasn't John McCain endorsed Sarah Palin for president?

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    1. Anonymous1:19 PM

      Would you? Not even Alaska endorses that idiot.

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  30. Chenagrrl10:01 AM

    Uh oh, someone took bill kristol's MSNBC hard-on seriously enough to trot out the "Symbolic Crossroads" rant. Personally, if she who must not be named, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and few other like-minded folk got into the primary it would be fabulously entertaining, even as their GOPr pals are making war on the country.

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